some nature centered postcards for the master builders :)) theyre my favs but poor blokes get zero content
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I will now be using my poll evilness. Get y’all posters ready because!!
I won’t be voting. But y’all can!! Let’s see who you guys thinks is the hottest transformer medic ! Have fun everyone remember this is for fun!
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Medix: Ominous positivity!
Whirl: You will be okay. You have no choice.
Hoist: Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.
Wedge: You will succeed. It is inevitable.
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You know what would make the Transformers in a Who Framed Rodger Rabbit Earth even crazier?
A bot is born there but as a Toon.
No one knows how it happened but a random cartoon vehicle someone got intact Allspark energy and came to life. Pure uncanny valley feeling for both factions in my personal opinion. The toon bot can turn into vehicle but operates nowhere close to normal.
Headlights easily shift into cartoony eyes, a large mouth disguised as a front bumper, and use their tires/wheels like hands n feet. Even their Spark acts fucking weird! Ratchet would faint if cartoony eyes and a mouth suddenly popped up on a Toon Bot's spark chamber just to sass him.
Toon Spark: This better be for medical reasons Doc cause patient/doctor relationships are a big no-no.
A Toon Bot would honestly freak out the TFP iterations the most. Especially Buckethead
May I raise the stakes?
What if real-life Toons (and Earth lifeforms in general) existed because of a synchronization effect between Earth/Gaea (born from comatose Unicron) and a Primal Artifact/Allspark from Primus?
And I say this because of Benny the cab.
Benny would be very much their weird space in Uncanny Valley because you already described a lot of the things that would freak out the Cybertronians.
While Cybertronians aren't strangers to transformation sequences, they are very much rooted having at least two modes: alt-mode and root-mode.
Monoformers have much stigma against them as they, either willingly, by medical complications, or natural means, challenge the foundation of their society.
To make it even more unsettling, I propose that mechanical Toons exude spark energy but have no spark.
Sparks are a fundamental organ in Cybertronian biology. It can be physically manipulated and scientifically studied. Toons don't have that real-life and tangile certainty of a soul.
They're more aligned with Earth lifeforms. Yes, we have hearts. But we have heart transplants.
Cybertronians don't have an equivalent of that. There's a process to save a spark by removing it (and the brain module) to a new frame, but there's nothing to be done should both be guttered and destroyed.
Just imagine cyborg Toon with all the bells and whistles got crushed in a skirmish because some mech thought it was a newfound thingmabob, just for the pieces to wail out for help or flirt with Ratchet/Hoist/First Aid and the mech is having an internal mental breakdown.
"Gosh, doc, I wouldn't have taken ya to be a philosopher. Tee-hee." Que a disembodied hand twirling a stray coil from the damaged cavity. It sparks, and smoke forms little heart-shaped puffs.
Ratchet/Hoist/First Aid are holding an equally disembodied helm that inexplicably gained eyelashes to flutter optics: What the merciless Pits is going here!
"I'm more of an art Toon. Tell me, have ya heard about Remedios Varo?"
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I figured out how Optimus is going to meet a lot of his future favorite Autobots it will be in a secret prison that the Senate runs. Even the ones who weren't there definitely had warrants.
Figuring out crimes is objectively very funny.
So Far (Includes one future Decepticon):
Ratchet has committed many heresies and will do it again.
Ironhide illegally bonded to Chromia.
Blaster's radio show got shut down for "seditious content".
Jazz definitely killed some of the Senate, may have helped kill Sentinel, has it out for Alpha Trion, and was there to kill Optimus. He's also been running illegal smuggling rings to get people across borders to safety for years.
Wheeljack was a Decepticon, which very quickly became illegal.
Sunstreaker (and Sideswipe) stole "intellectual property", except the "property" was a person. (That person was Red Alert.)
Red Alert was a hacktivist at the Cybertronian equivalent of 8 which is how they were found by the Senate and taken to be experimented on.
Prowl also technically committed treason but due to the loophole of him not legally being a person did not break the law as it would require recognition of personhood.
Hoist broke several intellectual property laws to treat patients and with Grapple smuggled people to safety and new identities.
Bumblebee was an Enemy of the State before Megatron.
Starscream was an Autobot before she commited a coup d'état and defected to the Decepticons.
Mirage was literally a serial killer.
Hound might be considered an accomplice.
Optimus was also charged for heresy.
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Dear Vector,
Hello! It's a simple question but I wanted to ask- can two forged Cybertronians come out looking the same, or will they each be unique?
Dear Fraternal Forger,
Certainly. We can look to the examples of Crosscut and Skids, Hoist and Trailcutter, Dominus and Minimus Ambus, Bumblebee and Cliffjumper, or Ratchet and Ironhide. It's one of the many ways Cybertronians can count others as their siblings.
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