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asleepinawell · 2 years

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since I've gotten an influx of ffxiv followers lately I just wanted to once again recommend the machineries of empire series by yoon ha lee

if depressed, nuanced, and weirdly compelling war criminals are your thing then this series is for you. everyone in the series needs a hug and a copy of the geneva convention. 10/10

#I know some people bounced off the first chapter because it drops you into the middle of chaos to sink or swim #but that evens out pretty quickly #some people also loved that #it was right up my brother's alley #his type of nerdiness #I'm just here for jedao and mikodez #every author should have their own poor little meow meow tbh #mp #the machineries of empire #sometimes your faves are just terrible people #the beauty of fiction #like no sane human is going to translate their love of emet selch to a real world imperalist #no amount of tragic purple-haired twink boyfriends is gonna make putin compelling #machineries of empire #was apparently the tag I was actually using

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swingingthehatchetnow · 4 months

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r/AITA

u/WigglyWigg • 3y

AITA for nuking Moscow?

This past Friday, I (M, ̶̨̡̢̧̨̘̫̫̻͙̣͕̺̟̽̃̀͋́̚̚͜ ̷̡̭̜̩͕̠̦̗̟̟̫̖͇͎̽̌̾̿̌̈́̓̄̏̌̇̚͜͜ ) was at home when the President of the United States (M, >35) deployed a nuclear bomby-wom with the intent to destroy me. I redirected the nuke for my own self preservation, and in the process, pushed it through a dimensional gateway into Moscow, obliterating it in the process. AITA?

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TheBastardsBack • 3y

NTA. Your house, your rules, man.

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SingAlongPokotho • 3y

NTA. It was self defense. Also didn’t the President enter your home without a warrant? That’s mega sus. Def NTA

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WileySnake • 3y

NTA. See folks, this is what America has come to. What the world has come to. Ain’t it a shame.

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QueenB_itch • 3y

NTA. Good.

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Blink1nceBlink2wice • 3y

NTA. u/SingAlongPokey literally sent a meteor to a small town. Can’t be worse than that lmao

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| SingAlongPokotho • 3y

| Didnt you literally try to tear a family apart

| at your personal amusement park?

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Jaegerbomb • 3y

Ha ha ha NTA

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Mouthface • 3y

NTA it was really funny.

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| Mouthface • 3y

| Tasty too tbh. Yum yum.

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MoreBadder • 3y

r/MURICA

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Idontlikemusicals • 3y

NTA. Fuck Moscow. Fuck ‘em straight to hell

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| Shitlips • 3y

| Hey, at least they aren’t Cl*vesdale.

| Assholes

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SpotlightOnMe • 3y

Wtf I literally predicted this exact scenario 20 years ago????

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X_Lee • 3y

u/notaPEIP are you seeing this?

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WitchlessWeb • 3y

YTA! That kills people!!

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bitter-goodbyes · 5 months

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I can’t explain it, I just feel like Wiggly is a massive gossip

#starkid #starkid productions #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #black friday starkid #black friday musical #wiggog y'wrath #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #hatchetfield #hatchetfield headcanon #starkid headcanon #npmd headcanons #Black Friday musical headcanons #starkid wiggly #he just seems the type <3 #that’s why Blinky’s his favorite sibling (also headcanon)

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parvuls · 1 year

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high school romcom trope subversion: unpopular kid eric bittle is failing history, and notorious jock jack zimmermann is assigned as his tutor.

#omgcp #omgcheckplease #zimbits #nerdy kid teaches dumb jock and gets a boost in the cool hierarchy? nah #secret extrovert unpopular kid discovers the school's jock is in fact not dumb at all and helps him become more social #jack would be the type of kid to only ever wear his letterman jacket and drink protein shakes in class like a 17yo asshole #then one day he opens his mouth and tells bitty about the 3.5 hour war doco he watched on friday night (while a party raged on next door)#and bitty's like '.........?¿???'#text #prompts

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juniaships · 2 years

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After so many Linguine clones it's honestly refreshing to see a design like Jacob

#i mean seriously #like the past kids movies (cgi at least) be having a nerdy gangly nerd and geeky personality #i know Flynn Rider and Kristoff exists but Kristoff's character pretty much revolved around Anna #jacob actually looks interesting hes buff has a big nose is rougish and actually has personality #and his voice (Karl Urban is god tier)#i hope we see more kiddie films where the human male has a varied body type (whether he be buff or fat NOT treated as a stereotype)#jacob holland #the sea beast #the sea beast 2022 #cartoons #films #animation #character design

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jils-things · 3 months

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reminder to myself but i finally have a johto oc idea 🤔

#yeah shes for morty shdbsnsnsn #how does a fairy type ghost enthusiast sound #shes like. into learning the supernatural so shes very nerdy about it #but the surprising part is that she doesnt look like she would like this topic if that makes sense?#shes a fairy type looking trainer but she indulges in the spooki #it's like that one pkmn biker leader who says his favorite pokemon is marill LMAO #~ rambling

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rotisseries · 8 months

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and exactly which one of ur peers said that.

no one had to I have spent enough time around homeschoolers to know I am one of the few normal ones

#every stereotype you have ever seen about homeschoolers is absolutely 100% true I cannot stress this enough #the things I have heard people say. like it's just a common opinion #realizing as I type this that having spent time in homeschool groups maybe qualifies as having a peer group but I just meant #I don't see those people as often as you would highschool classmates and there’s not enough people for factions to be established #or anything. overall you can still be a nerdy homeschooler I guess but I wouldn't really say anyone is considered a nerd or the opposite #because again there's a maximum of like. 30 kids. and most of them know each other from bible study #I'm overthinking this. anyway point. if you had ever met a homeschooler you would know what I said is true #ask #willelfanpage #hi sara!

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dogwhizzer · 1 year

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love how all the men who have ever played whizzer have their own version of annoying fag voice

#stephens straight but idc hes an honorary fag to me. masc king #he's got like a nerdy flair about his it's great it's very classic #andrews is silly it reminds me of my grandma a little bit it's great. love you midwest girl #nick a hes like. Well he's like la millennial fag. is the masc in the room with us type voice #i don't know man just look him up youll understand #garfs barfs

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overtake · 5 months

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Max: mentions cats

Me: 🧎‍♀️🫶🙏🏼💕🥰😊💓😻❤️‍🔥🫦🤌💖

#typing this with my cat purring on my lap :)#one thing about me: if a person loves cats then i almost certainly like them #there are multiple nhl players i like exclusively because they have cats and that’s all i know about them #max made that comment about how not liking cats means you lack taste #and i just about forgot the lesbianism and dropped to my knees right there #‘are you going to become a cat person’ ‘i always have been!’#‘i’m going home to see my cats … probably they have destroyed the whole apartment’#throwing out his little facts about cats having faster reaction times than people like oh my gOOOOd you perfect nerdy cat dad #*

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strawberrytalia · 1 month

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Is it projection if I say that Duke reads webtoons, or is it actually plausible

#i don’t talk about this often but duke is like #so me #in the sense that his interests are all over the place #and he LOVES learning #duke is like the type who dives into rabbit holes when he’s interested in something #and he has like weirdly niche plethora of random facts to share #he’s SO relatable in general in that sense #and for other obvious reasons #but yea i love thinking about duke and his nerdy hobbies #his google search is probably a mess #AND HE IS SO THE TYPE TO LEARN EVERYTHING ABOUT METAL #LIKE METAL MUSIC #and have to hold himself in from spilling a bunch of facts to anyone who casually mentions it

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mariatesstruther · 3 months

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okay hear me out modern au where Tommy and Maria first meet in a club in their 20s and they bump into each other while dancing and just start dancing together and they just hit it off but in the end they both forget to give each other their numbers so both of them go back to the same club the next week to hopefully meet each other again (also Tess and Maria definitely go clubbing together because I love them as best friends)

cowboy!!!! yes yes YES i LOVE this. and u could extend this meet-cute into like a whole thing where tommy and maria keep trying to meet at the club and exchange information, but something gets in the way everytime!!!! kid emergency!!! bar fight!!! cocaine bar on the loose!!! zombie apocalypse—who knows????

im thinking the first time, tess drags maria to a bar she likes because she’s been trying to get the attention of this hot dilfy guy at the bar, but he’s always tailing along with his friend. by tess’s design, maria and tommy meet and and hit it off and dance (to maria maria by santana) the night away. they fall in love and decide they want to go home together, so maria goes to the bathroom—but joel randomly comes up and is like “tommy, hey sorry selena’s mom called, sarah had a nightmare and she wants us both to pick her up, we gotta go” and in true miller dad-uncle panic they BOLT. by the time maria comes back, tess is like “idk dude, mine got a call so they had to go. seemed like an emergency. bummer” and they assume thats that

on the flip side: everythings okay with sarah, but after tommy and joel tuck her in tommy’s suddenly just like “fuck—fuck!!!!!” and joels like “what? what???” and he’s like “i didn’t get her number :(:(:(:( fuck” and so joel’s like “it’s okay, i see her friend there all the time” and so tommy’s like “omg :D do you have her friends number?” “well… no” “joel… what the fuck man.” so they make a plan to go back next week with the hopes of at least seeing tess and getting maria’s number from there—tommy also wants to get tess’s number for joel, but he doesn’t need to know that

little do THEY know, tess and maria are already plotting for next weekend. they show up to that bar looking fine as FUCK—they quite literally turn heads walking through the door. of course the miller brothers are there, sitting in a booth all the way in the back and waiting, making eyes. tess and maria are not shy, so they start making their way over. unfortunately, some drunk asshole decides to try to get handsy with tess on her way there—which results in her punching him in the face, which results in him trying to punch her in the face. she dodges, of course, but it starts a full-on bar brawl that the miller boys jump into without hesitation (joel manages to tackle and land a few good ones on og drunk asshole too so. slay.). none of them get arrested or anything, but they definitely don’t get eachother numbers on account of joel and tommy having to duck the cops

so i guess they gotta keep trying ;)

#missed connections au #honestly idk how i would even end this i think its so fun to imagine scenarios where some shit goes down and the bar has to scatter 😭#tess calling joel her miller >#idk how joel turned into a shy type in this au but he did and i think itd be so cute #shameless flirt tess and shy nerdy dad joel who’s majorly oblivious?????? cmon #and then stuffy upcoming lawyer type maria who wants to be partner before shes 30 #meeting veteran tommy who spends his days taking care of his niece working with his brother and being a good mf man #he just wants to watch her be great and talk about her achievements and explain stuff to him #hes very complimentary to her yet insecure and one of these meetups she finds out hes a literal human calculator #like is crazy good at multiplication. she just spends all night giving him rando equations and checking them with her calculator #they are just sexy geniuses i love them #his ultimate goal is to take her on a proper date and maybe cook for her #it takes maybe 5 bar meetups for that to happen #one time is just gonna be them sitting and talking for so long that they just forget about numbers bc it feels like they have them already #i dont imagine maria having a son in this au tbh #this could def be a whole fic lmfao #tysm for this cowboy what a treat #sorry it took me long i wanted to edit typos!!!!#asked and answered #tlou #tlou au #the tipsy bison #tommy x maria #tess x joel

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magpies-gold · 6 months

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Alpha Base - Paul (sketch)

Uh. I drew this because... reasons.

#alpha base #paul #my art #he's not even my type #my type is nerdy fluffy long tall noodle #not this #but his boyfriend rattles around in my head #and so I got possessed by the spirit of draw-Paul-shirtless #fine

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letstalkaboutfandomsbaby · 2 years

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Evolution of man

It's like seeing a bag of bread in the pantry getting moldier and moldier

#ask #edward nygma #arkham origins eddie is so yummy omfg i love nerdy types i wanna ride his dick it's not fairrrrrrr

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trashmuis · 4 months

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Mmmmmmm ok so im very sorry folks, I meant to make some TCM content today but I got really busy and ended up not being at home so i didnt get a chance to make anything post worthy. rip... I will post some tho!! I'll make up for this i swear!! I'll finish stuff up so I can post it!!!! forgive me!

but uhhhh even tho today was busy, i did have a little bit of tequila when i was out in this evening after everything,,,, so when i did come home i actually just decided to rewatch Phantom of the Paradise instead of doing anything else like productive? (sorry again)

ive sobered up a little more now and i need to sleep but God damn man. it was so good to see the movie again. my husband was in disbelief the entire time. he both loved and hated it. he says it isnt a movie. I love the movie so much. the scene with The Phantom SPRINTING down the hall always kills me. it's such a raw shaky cam shot of him BOOKING IT i laugh so hard

and oh yeah,,, Winslow Leach. i love that tall nerd with the big blue eyes and thick-ass glasses and turtleneck sweater and fluffy hair!!! hes so fucking awkward and overly passionate and ugh! but also when he is the world's dorkiest goth bird man in the bodysuit with the black makeup im???? in love. im IN. love. i pretty much screamed in joy every time Winslow Leach was on screen bc I love that FUCKING DORK I LOVE HIM!!!! like why am I like this? why lmao

im gonna post all the fanart I've saved of this movie too bc it's all beautiful and amazing and I cant get enough. and yeah also the art and stuff I have too and some more tcm bc im still also obsessed with that too heehee

#William Finley just has this.... face. and body type. and performance style. that i really like ok #im simply drawn to him in this movie #he makes Winslow SO cute and SO nerdy in this wonderfully silly way but also SO dramatic too im in awe #I LOVE CHARACTERS WHO ARE UNIQUE AND CRAZY AND HAVE TOO MUCH PASSION AND CANT CONTAIN THEMSELVES #bc thats me i guess :)#also usually i like characters id gladly fight on the floor - currently chop top and nubbins #or characters that are so cute and i want to love them with all my heart - currently bubba #but Winslow is both and neither? i would be like aw cute but also steal his glasses and bully him and make him frustrated but then apologiz #and then touch his long slender pianist hands and say he's so talented and he might brush it off and accept it and it'd be all good #.... ok weirdly a lot of detail there sorry im. getting too into this hypothetical wtf (it happens) but um #i guess when it comes to the Phantom tho id just want to watch him run around and gasp and screech. idk. hes so weird and i love his drama #i want everyone to know i love my husband so much ik it's weird im gushing over another fictional man and mentioning him at the same time #but like it's not the same. i hope u all understand. my love for my husband is real and tangible. characters are.... different #just let me fantasize about the silly people i see in movies and stuff and compartmentalize it in my heart and brain ok. i cant help it #i always wonder how the fuck people see me when it comes to that but also if it bothers u i hope u get the difference like actually??? idk #not tagging #my life

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nerdierholler · 1 year

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Here's my minimally potato (I think, I hope) Shep for this run. I installed a color expansion mod in the middle of getting Mordin and it made some interesting armor color changes that I couldn't fix until I got back to the Normandy.

#mass effect #life at nerdy holler #his save file is named Alex #is that really his name #shit if I know #I started with the preset with the nose profile I liked best #I have a nose type for a lot of my OCs #then edited from there

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jrueships · 1 year

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scintillating conversation, im sure

#jabari the type who joins clubs/organizations meant to help people make friends #and still end up friendless #that one kid u see in bandclass too cool to join in on the bandhumor #but too nerdy to join in at all #just standin in the corner with his dinky lil trumpet like 🧍🏽🎺#during concerts he snoops on peoples conversations that are closeby and pretends like hes in on the joke #fake laughter or smiling in their direction so his dad watching in the stands doesnt think hes a loser loser #yea he might be a bandkid but at least hes a liked bandkid 😎 (no #he passed his yearbook around at the end of school during band class and someone wrote 'who are you?' in it #but not even the fully spelled out version but the 'who R u?' version #he proceeded to lock himself in the school bathroom until darkness falls crying because he thought he got called a wh*re #jaba #ppdoesit

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