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myrfing · 1 year

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6.4 msq spoiler thread

YES! YES....ZERO GOURD FEAST BEASTS

i need this buff PERMANENTLY

ESTINIEN

MAN WHAT

HURLING

DIDNT NEED TO SEE THAT

ZERO LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

yshtola is so good at indirectly cheering people up in that shrewd old lady way. not that she's old just well matoya

I like how they put pen and paper in estinien's room like he's literate

dragons are always wanting to pop out their eyeballs

erenville are you...? the golled more...? can i go with you..

can we kiss

god he appeared on screen and SORRY vrtra but i need him to continue and tell me about his life and I need to go with him

now they're blueballing us about a mysterious letter

i like how zero's just been there like well I guess you know everybody on earth then

margrat. i need more of her bizarre behaviors

i forgort

thancred calling it "social struggles" YOU GUYS ARE MAKING THIS AWKWARD FOR ZEROOOO

these drake ass polar bears

the aetherfont is sooo gorgeous also I forgot my codex broke and nearly let thancred die. long time since ive healed a trust party as well but we go slow smell the ice bears

oh my god :U

thancred: just stick stay close to this one

gourd: slowly turning head with his o_o frontal bird face

they just let thancred tag along just beacause. not to be mean but we could also just meet new people

U Guys Are Leaving Gourd OUt of the Conversation Hinting At Something Happening To Come What The Hell So He Doesn't Get Alone Time And You Guys Are Getting Jobs Without Him Anyway

zero voice Idgaf about that

can the garleans get over their magic fear already you live in a world where there are glowing horses

damn that's crazy

msq is always very strangely gentle and thorough relative to others when it comes to dealing with garlean trauma or maybe thats just my hater lens. anyway the whole they are bigoted and small minded because they'd been hurt stuff is getting old and it's kind of crazy how this hurt people hurt people stuff is the limit here

trust me i dont really want 2

a weird bit about the whole garlemald thing is the bizarre angelic benevolence of the ilsabard contingent. not ONE person has been like you know you guys spent the past half century fucking up the entire world and you still demand respect for your gay ass tower because the imperial family sat their asses in it. anyway i have problems with the whole we're actually a totally 100% saintlike patience goodhearted pure intentioned foreign aid group thing We Have To Save The People Of Garlemald on the side of the alliance since the start but whatever

warmachina.

i dont want the thank you from this man LMFAO

zerooo 8[ also so much of what zero recounts explains. Cylva.

aw that's true jullus

LMFAOOOOO THEYRE MAKING THE WOL THINK OF ZENOS BECAUSE OF THIS CONVO? gourd did NOT trust that man unless you mean trust him to be awful. and what did zenos trust in the wol that he'd fight him eventually? I GUESS? MAYBE THEY MEANT HE WANTED TO TRUST US BUT I ALSO DO NOT CARE?

we're not friends just because someone calls you their friend 29083902 times 💀 i think that dude barely had a concept of gourd as a human being with his own life

an act of trade also can be an act of charity. THIS IS WHAT I MEAN THEIR POLITICAL WRITING IS SOMETIMES SO.....garlemald is still absolutely at the alliance's mercy + they still obviously believe in right by might re: that one line from the old dudes so there's no reason for them to not be cognizant of the fact we can just take by force and doesn't handle the hanging But Why Aren't They? question at all. this was a pity deal and everyone's like friendship and hope <3. im not saying goodwill and sincerity cannot exist between groups but this requires a sense of solidarity that we do NOT have with garlemald considering we still have to step entirely around the subject of their imperial affairs

you see as a nation they're not equals. they're the languishing half dead scattering remnant of an empire that built its wealth and prosperity for a time on war, theft, and enslavement of the rest of the world and radz and the alliance absolutely could just turn the tables and invade and probably just wipe out everyone here without breaking a sweat. of course that's abhorrent but it's crazy that THIS particular pain even the mere thought of it is made to not exist while the garleans get to be complicated about it. they want to keep their national name and pride with none of the consequences and we don't even demand that as if a nation is sacred and untouchable even after everything. I don't get it bro

i like the way varshahn says wyrm

THE LITTLE SQUICH SOUND WHEN I TAKE HER EYE?

glitter guy....

#ffxiv #6.4 spoilers

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thewitchqueenofharrenhal · 2 years

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We love Lyanna as an extension to Jon and Arya. It makes sense. We are Dany, Jon and Arya stans first and R/L shippers second and it will always be that way. We know that Rhaegar and Lyanna are minor characters who serve as the plot devices to further the main characters’ plot.

You cultists, however, just.... "love Elia and the kids". NORMALLY (as I suppose it's for the "normal" Dorne stans), one should like Elia as an extension of Dornish characters. But CULTISTS don't. For you, the Dornish characters of actual importance are sidelined and used to Elia's extension instead, every single Dornish character to prop her up, from Ashara sacrificing her daughter for the sake of Aegon, to Elia Sand killing a dragon. Elia Sand has a better characterization than the og one and yet… (all you care about Oberyn and Doran is quotes about Elia, Quentyn and Arianne don't think of her so they're forgotten). So it's as incomprehensible as can be.

Creating cute headcanons once in a while is super fun but ignoring 99,99% of the series in favor of a dead toddler every. single. day?? Do you even enjoy the series if all you do is fangirl over your own made up headcanons?

Lmfaoooooooooooooooo you’re so full of shit. Please stop the preaching when just about every statement you made is a blatant lie. Y’all love Lyanna because you can self insert into her, if that weren’t the case you wouldn’t reduce her entire characterization to Rhaegar and actually look at canonical facts not your self made fanon.

See I want to take you seriously but you sound 13 and really silly. I’ll play along though. I’ve never heard about the Ashara theory. I have heard the theory that ( I don’t believe in) she’s Septa Lemore. It’s a neat theory because it would mean Aegon is guided by both a friend of his father and a presumed friend of his mother.

Can you explain why you lot like to fantasize about the Water Gardens burning? About Arianne dying in Kingslanding and Elia Sand as well?

Elia Sand killing a dragon triggers you because it puts her at odds with Daenerys Targaryen and to that I say either grow up or acknowledge you only give a shit about Daenerys and stop getting on your little soapbox in my inbox pretending you’re the “right type” of fan. Lmaoooo.

Going off CANON the lie that Daenerys had something do with Quentyn’s death is already being peddled.

Can you explain why you true not cultish Martell fans like to pretend Dorne and DORAN HIMSELF isn’t going to give a shit about Quentyn’s death? His son? Please explain to me how you oh so wise fans can imagine he’s still going to aid Daenerys?

Going off CANON team Dorne is being set up to side with Aegon VI. Going off CANON Dorne has a history of resisting dragons. Going off CANON Elia Sand has ULLER HERITAGE. Do I have to keep spelling it out for you or can we move on?

Can you explain why you lot like to pretend to care about Arianne but imagine the fact that this grown up powerful ass woman is going to be falling to her knees in awe of Daenerys who is a child?

I might have taken y’all seriously if you acknowledged it is Daenerys who would be in awe of Arianne and want to seek a kinship with her. It is Daenerys who would need to seek her friendship and Arianne who would gratefully take her under her wing but that doesn’t fit your Fanon perception now does it?

It’s incomprehensible that you’re old as fuck and still think there is no conflict in this series or that some characters are all bad and some all good and even more incomprehensible that you think your fav is going to get everyone you like falling to their knees for her and face no opposition at all or genuine struggles as a Dany stan myself grow tf up seriously.

It’s incomprehensible y’all are still that childish.

Also I’m sorry but have you read the books lmao? Do you think Elia isn’t a huge part of Oberyn and Doran’s arc 🤦‍♀️ like a huge part? You didn’t catch that? Lmao.

Again I’m trying to take you seriously but you sound stupid af and it’s annoying.

Do you have proof that we ignore the series and every other character every day or are you just talking out of your ass and expecting to be taken seriously???

Creating cute head canons once in a while is fun but guess what Arya and Daenerys aren’t going to compete for who ever has the pleasure of Jon Snow’s dick nor are they gonna be in a threesome with him, Arya’s mother isn’t Lyanna Stark it’s Catelyn Tully. Jon Snow will likely never claim a father that isn’t Ned Stark. Sansa isn’t evil and likely isn’t going to die. There’s likely not going to be an Iron Throne at the end of the series for your favs to rule from

Seriously do you even enjoy the series if all you do is fan girl about your own made up head canons??

Lmao in all seriousness I don’t give a shit what you head canon I don’t even care if you do it every day for the rest of your life and ignore all canon. Why because it doesn’t hurt anyone and I unlike you my friend can use the block button.

Ask yourself why Rhaenys getting attention bothers you into such a fit that you have to go into someone’s inbox on anon? Ask yourself why you aren’t bothered by Shaena Targaryen being explored or Daeron Targaryen or even Aegon VI himself? Why are there so many aus where Lyanna Stark has a daughter? Why is that explored? That doesn’t trigger you? She died you know? So did Rhaegar they’re just a dead man and a dead teenage girl to quote you why do you care? Why are exploring a dead teen girl?

Or are you so jealous that you think people giving Rhaenys attention means Daenerys doesn’t get any?

I know you’re chronically online but Daenerys has millions and millions of fans and I’m glad the broken abused little girl she was fought tooth and limb for agency and power. Now ask yourself why people imagining another brutalized little girl being explored angers you so much?

#anon

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