Another commission for a friends game!

Raz, the eccentric hippie grandma npc we met

✨Commissions: Open!✨

new grandma lore just dropped ‼️

in the 60's my nana lived in san francisco really close to haight street (haight and ashbury was where the big hippie movement kinda started in the 60s so my grandma was literally there when it happened) AND she lived a few houses down from the GRATEFUL DEAD and when she was walking to school she would see them outside playing music and they would say hi to her

also, she was a nurse in both california and oregon (apparently my dad lived in oregon this is literally the first time im finding out about this LOL)

but in california she was a nurse to timothy b schmit (the bassist for the eagles)'s grandma and timothy would come in to see them so my grandma knew him

and in oregon she was literally a nurse for the portland trail blazers (when they were actually good lol) and my dad told me that he was like five when this happened (so like 1976 ish) but he was playing outside and then a Volkswagen bus pulled up and inside it was BILL WALTON one of best college basketball players in history, the "NBA's most valuable player", and made the All NBA first team. anyways, he got out of his vk, said hi to my dad, and went to buy something from my pops apparently

this means he was chummy enough with nana to know pops enough to buy something

THEN (actually this takes place before all of this) but my nana was in an eagles AND beach boys album?????? she sang in the choir that was put in the songs. and she got her albums signed AND my dad still has them somewhere

there's an entire temple dedicated to the maintenance of the seasons in holodrum and protecting the rod of seasons and its four spirits. meanwhile nayru is just keeping the harp of ages in her basement

SHELDA SUNDAY SHELDA SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!

Yeah didn't get to do the new leggings OR the shit I threw in a box to deal with later (not like they sell on the table anyway)

But I did get my endcap reset and the new shit isn't a pain in the ass to recover and restock

The overnight girl was back so my area was recovered! Even the NikeShitë! Even though she did them... all wrong... like infuriatingly wrong...

But I didn't have time to deal with that shit anyway bc my endcap took all fucking day

And then I had to cram like 6 boxes under NewLady's table bc I have NO ROOM at all and I actually put shit behind shit unlike her who only puts one row of boxes so it LOOKS like shes full but shes not. Cram that shit bitch. Anyway she's gonna have to deal bc we have the same number of items just different VOLUMES of it like 30 items per section is normal, but say I get ~200 stock and she gets ~900 stock per item. She can put shit in the steel or under her FOUR GIANT TABLES I get one. Just one. So fuck you it's called working with other people and being a team. I didnt say shit all the times NetflixCoworker needed to put shit in my table space when I actually had room.

From what I've seen, the new leggings are kinda cute. The Sharter's stuff is like "cute strawberry and cherry outfit" (too cute), "pretty blue outfit", "UGLIEST FUCKING FLORAL YOUVE EVER SEEN outfit" like 😭 every goddamn time they throw one ugly floral like come on... no one wants these stop...

i wear patchouli oil because to be frank thats just what you have to do if you smell like weed all the time but i absolutely cant accept buying shit thats named like HIPPIE LOVE or FLOWER CHILD its humiliating let me have a little bit more dignity than that

i love this sm. when I get a house ima need granny house vibes

Half way through day one of my training in Dallas and I can already tell I’m going to really enjoy my two weeks here.

putting incense cones in my drawers so my clothes smell faintly of incense instead of cedar >>>>

shirley your tags are comedy gold your wit is just so...british T-T

its amazing what a solid 10 hour sleep schedule can do to your synapses 120/10 would recommend it 🤣🤣🤣

"Fuck de upper class"

~ my grandma, 2022

goddddd the 'peasant' top and necklaces with jeans look will always just be It for me...

wish i didn't care abt showing my face on here cuz my fit looks good as hell

Meet Iris the flower power hippy and best grandmother figure to all the scholarship kids.

Read more about her in Ravenwood Institute available on Amazon and Barnes & Noble.