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In honor of the mashiversary, here’s the worst best response I’ve gotten to my favorite Hinge prompt
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"For some ridiculous reason, to which however I have no desire to be disloyal, some person in authority-"
"Who?"
"... I don't know who, very likely the astronomer royal; has decreed that although for such a beastly month as February twenty-eight days as a rule are plenty, one year in every four it's days shall be numbered as NINE and twenty. By some singular coincidence, I wouldn't be surprised if it were owing to the agency of some ill natured fairy, YOU-"
"Me?"
"-are the victim of this... clumsy arrangement, having been born in leap year on the twenty-ninth of February. And so, by a simple arithmetical process, I am sure you will easily discover that although you have lived twenty-one years, if we go by birthdays, you're only five and a little bit over."
#writing prompt#dialogue prompt#pirates of penzance#the whole plot hinges on this logical leap#i love this musical
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Mythic Quest characters as Hinge profile prompts
#i hope these are called prompts#i literally have never used hinge#mythic quest#incorrect mythic quest quotes#incorrect mythic quest#brad bakshi#overheard mythic quest#brad mythic quest#david brittlesbee#david mythic quest#jo mythic quest#rachel mythic quest#rachel mq#poppy li#poppy mythic quest#poppy mq#cw mythic quest#cw longbottom
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I do think like at least half the reason I find mclennon so compelling is how insane Paul has been since John died. Like I know it makes me a bad person or whatever but it's just so fascinating to observe. Like you'd think he'd get normaler after literal decades but no he's literally just gotten worse...
#good god the yearning#me when im 80 years old and normal about my dead bestie: talk about him every 30 seconds with zero prompting and buying as much of his art#and merchandise as i can find and talk about his hands being beautiful and write songs about him and cry while singing my song about him and#get married on his birthday and give a toast to him at my wedding and make art that turns into him and/or a weird amalgamation of us both#and talk to his ghost and and and#anyway. hes sane and normal and hinged and not in love with his dead best friend for sure.
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thinking about fictional charas on dating apps (wanted to do a smau) and realizing i wouldn't swipe on so many of them. iwaizumi i love you but the chances of you putting a gym picture and having prompt answers that are too dull for me. i'm crying so bad like they'd just not be my type omg
#💬nia.rambles#like its cute when i think about them and know it is Hajime My Silly Guy. but hajime from hinge? Goodbye....#i guess that can be like. a plot itself. not swiping then seeing them around and being like oh!#i guess sunarins would be ok. wait. ....debatable.#akaashi :( id have a big crush on him and then try to find reasons to not like and just pray he replied to one of my prompts himself
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wip weekend – make me write (please)
the rules:
vote for the wip you want me to write
send me an ask (anon or not) that i need to answer with a snippet for your choice that has to contain at least as many words as there are votes in the poll
multiple asks are welcome and encouraged 🤍 (i really need to work on these)
the wips:
🌷 who did this to you
part 1 is here | post-s3/pre-s4, eddie finds steve at the boathouse badly injured and barely conscious and takes him somewhere safe
🌷 bard!eddie/knight!steve
part 1 is here, part 2 is here | pride & prejudice kinda vibe, misunderstandings & miscommunications, steve is a sweetheart, eddie is too dramatic for his own good, they're gonna kiss in the rain soon
🌷 time travel au
chapters 1-11 on ao3 | this one is my 65k babie fic where steve is sent back to 1983 and has to do everything over, but alone this time
🌷 captain!steve
snippet that barely counts as part 1 is here, the tag w/ other snippets is here | steve is captain of a ship, eddie is a stranger they fished out of the water (or is he?), i'm not saying pirate au meets time travel au but yes i am kinda saying that
🌷 spooky lighthouse au
masterpost is here (with parts 1 and 2) | steve winds up trapped at a haunted lighthouse, kinda steampunk, ghost eddie
🌷 post-traumatic friendship
these are just vibes yet but after s4 steve finds tommy and carol in the ruins and they re-connect
tagging: no, but please join me and pretend i tagged you if you wanna, idk who does these anymore 🫶
#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#screw it we're doing wip weekend!!#because i still have covid and my weekend plans hinge on whether or not the test tomorrow will be positive or not#wip weekend#make me write#make me write game#why are all my wips steddie goddammit but at least they have PLOT (except bard knight they're just drama)#i almost went and included a ‘make it worse/send me a prompt’ button 😂😭
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maybe the pinnacle of my belief that it's vitally important to be able to separate out "this thing is problematic" vs "this thing is harmless but it's so fucking stupid" is RPF. I think that unless you are making the people involved see it or harassing them, or engaging in normal toxic fandom behaviors that are equally present in the shipping of fictional characters, it's totally harmless! Also I've yet to see someone super into RPF who didn't make me go "wow there is a threshold of apophenia and cherry-picking that just melts your brain and you have def crossed it."
#this is prompted by something in the main tag today but also. god i've never seen as bonkers takes across the board#as people who have hinged their identity on the sexualities of musicians
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the way german men wanna go 50/50 on eveyrhting makes u think they're gonna carry ur baby for 4.5 months and do half the pressing lmfao
#petra.txt#i will never do 50/50 again if u want me to have ur kid i s2g lmfao#and this is the worst country for this the men here are PRINCESSES#i ended up paying for so much shit for my ex that at one point i made an excel sheet and made him pay me back 600€ lmfao.....#sorry i'm so triggered bc on hingen they all use that 'first rounds on me if' prompt like BESTIE first round will always be on u lmfao#just like second and third and also the dinner. thanks.#on hinge* my autocorrect is awful today
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What's a trait in others that your character can't stand? Is that because it's something they don't like in general, or do you think it's more a reflection of how they seem themselves/the world?
Yuzu is bold, hot-headed, and always ready to throw herself into the thick of things. She seems like the type who would despise cowards, right? Well, not really. If someone doesn't think they can handle a fight and would prefer to run? Fine. Call that a tactical retreat.
It's indecisiveness that really steams her. Those who can never seem to arrive at a decision, ANY decision. Someone who can't commit to any course of action for any length of time. Perpetual fence-sitters. Whether you decide to fight or decide to run, that's up to you — just make the godsdamned choice.
Ask any merchant of Ul'dah, and they'll tell you how much they love selfless customers. Anyone so eager and willing to part with their gil — especially, supposedly, for a good cause? That must be a gift from the Traders themselves. On the surface, Esca would agree. As she has ambitions that go beyond increasing profits, easily-manipulated individuals are invaluable assets.
At her core, however, Esca cannot stand selflessness. Where's your pride? Your backbone? Your self-preservation? It's disgraceful, if not downright dangerous.
And besides, she's watched too many loved ones set themselves on fire to keep others warm. Seen too many who are willing to throw themselves onto the pyre in service to some greater purpose, caring not one whit about those they leave behind. If she cares for you (or at least has a plan for you), you're going to live whether you like it or not.
When it comes to Armaia's line of work, indifference is equal to malice.
Mammet creation is a delicate endeavor. To her, they're more than just tools or machines: they're unique creations designed to enrich the lives of others. She believes that, just like humans, mammets are capable of both great and terrible things — it all depends on the will of their creators. A careless mammet engineer could lead to a malfunctioning machine, which in turn could lead to any number of unfortunate (or even lethal) accidents.
Prior to dropping out of the Studium, Armaia's worst fear came to pass: one of her mammet prototypes malfunctioned and injured some of her fellow students. She attributed this failure to a number of things: carelessness, her own ineptitude, and an overall failure to live up to the standards expected in her department. Since then, she's developed a zealous passion for her craft, often consumed by her work. Anything less than utter devotion is unacceptable.
Mirou is a pretty simple man: he loves to observe people, to study them and all their quirks and contradictions. He can be tolerant of —or even amused by — some traits that others might consider annoying or insufferable. There is one trait that he cannot stand, though, and that is pushiness. He will dig in his heels and avoid doing anything that's asked of him — even if it's in his best interest.
This is not because he delights in being contrarian. Mirou was raised in a rigid, structured environment with little allowance for deviation. Those that bent would be the ones to break. Ever since he broke away from that place, Mirou's independence will always be his first priority, sometimes to his own detriment.
#thank you so much for the ask!!#you always come up with such thoughtful and fun questions#and i'm so sorry it took forever to respond sdlkghs#my brain has been less than cooperative this month#i was pondering this for a while and decided to answer for multiple ocs#a lot of them would not get along lmfao#wol: yuzu#wol: esca#wol: armaia#wol: mirou#answered prompts#text#if tumblr messes up the formatting for this then i'm gonna rip a door off its hinges
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#was on hinge#and misunderstood somebody’s prompt#about Patrick at snail race#with Patrick Bateman#so made this dumb thing#SpongeBob#patrick bateman#shitpost
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Get someone who looks at you like...
#me#selfie#love#yes that is a hinge prompt i just used as a caption#you are not going crazy i just thought it was a good joke when it probably isnt#anyways back to our regularly scheduled tags#cute#hearts#photo#fashion#relationships#blue eyes#brown hair#wavy hair#girl#hot#oooohoohoo look at ne telling myself im hot in my tags im like confident or something currently
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Legitimately love little freaks and weirdos
#BEING CRINGE ON HINGE HASHTAG GIRL#I like. Have been in my house for too long. And am going a bit silly crazy#So it's a bit um. Unhinged if you will#But like. I think if they're like oh yeah. This is good. The silly. Then it will be a good match#I think it's also really funny#The glow up. Some ppl. In my likes have had...#They have been sitting in there for like... Perhaps even two years...#Finally confronting to them n like.. Oh hello you seem. Really hot n cool now#I think. A common pitfall ppl have. Is just like#The most generic profile w no silly word prompts#Like baby girl how am I supposed to tell if I like you if you just have pictures of being hot?#I will#Just be scared of you. Shaking in my boots even#Anyways everyone wish me luck I want this one girl to bite me 👍#I think. I think I'm sharing a bit too much tonight I'm so sorry it will happen again#Void talks
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memes i have made to emphasize how sick in the head i am about them (ft. google lens)
because i need you all to know i need help /j /lh
#south park#eric cartman#kyle broflovski#kyman#memes#i am off my rocker. off my hinges even. balls to the wall. a loon. a wacko#apart from link and the shriveled grape of a man all the art is mine <3 using my skills for evil#i am actually scared to find out whether or not i can actually talk about them for six hours#i have easily prompted myself to hourly rants on them a concerning amount of times#ike broflovski
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Sick fix prompt 85. “Please don’t sneeze on me.” W st/eddie and e/ddie as the snzer 👀👀👀🙏🏼
Omg yes yes.
I’m gonna do Streamer AU for this one, hope that’s ok with you, Anon. Also for the sake of this prompt, kink!Steve and Sick!Eddie.
Thanks for sending! 🤍 KB
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Steve was in his gaming room on the computer. He was live-streaming as he packed for a convention he was going to in two days.
This was one of his more casual streams. He was going about his daily life, music playing in the background. Occasionally he’d check the chat and answer questions or comments viewers sent in.
He rummaged through a closet and held up two jackets to the camera.
“What do you think guys, Jean jacket or crewneck?”
The Jean jacket is so hot
Crewneck!!
Crewneck seems to college to me?
As he waited for the votes to come in, he folded a few tee shirts that he was taking. All of a sudden the door flew open and Eddie walked into the room, hugging Steve from behind.
Aww hi Eddie!
Stop that’s so sweet
He looks so soft!
The older man was wearing pajama pants and a sweatshirt. Steve noticed his nostrils were flaring when he walked in.
Eddie had been losing the fight against a sniffly cold the last couple days. He knew the sneezing turned Steve on, so he was making it his personal mission to be around Steve whenever he had to sneeze.
As he hugged Steve from the back, he rubbed his nose on Steve’s shoulder.
“Don’t fe- hehh - feel good…” he whispered, knowing exactly what he was doing, “m’gonna sn-hihhh HEH!”
He pressed his nose firmly into the fabric of Steve’s shirt as the release overtook him.
“eh’KSHhew! NG’tchHUH! snfsnff H’itsch’IEW!”
Steve absolutely froze, body stiff as he felt Eddie shudder with each sickly sneeze. His whole face was hot as he twisted around to assess the damp spot on his shoulder.
“Please don’t sneeze on me.” He tried not to moan.
Eddie looked at him confused, “But I thought-”
Steve shot his eyes subtly towards the computer, where Eddie could see they were live as comments flooded in.
Bless you!
Ew not ON Steve. Turn away Eddie 😩
Aw is he still not feeling well?
Steve walked over to the computer. “Looks like crewneck it is! I gotta go get this guy back to bed. He’s still not feeling great.”
Eddie waved at the camera from the background.
“Thanks for helping me pack! I’ll see some of you guys in a few days! Byeeee!”
Steve very quickly pressed ‘End Live’ before turning around to face Eddie, blushing hard.
“Shit sorry. I almost exposed us…” Eddie sniffled against his wrist. “Sorry I sneezed on you…”
Steve walked over to Eddie and kissed him on the lips. “Don’t apologize, Eds. The live is over now. I want you to do it again.”
Eddie’s reddened nose twitched as a wicked smile spread across his face.
“Good, because this cold is kicking my ass and there’s plenty more sneezes where those came from.”
[[TBC????]]
#s/tranger t/hings#e/ddie m/unson#s/teve h/arrington#streamer AU#snzblr#sick!eddie#knk!steve#sickfic prompt game#snz kink#coldfucker#illness#contagion#ask box#anonymous
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“Having a cold does not make you weak” for steddie? <3
I live and I’ve found the motivation to write a small thing, no snz just good old fashion feelings sickfic. I hope that’s okay, and that you still enjoy reading this!
I could potentially be coaxed into writing a part 2 if anyone’s interested!!!
37. “Having a cold doesn’t make you weak.”
Steve glared down at the thermometer like squinting at the numbers would make them change somehow.
The little red line on the thermometer taunting him, as he rubbed his face pressing into his sinus’, trying to relieve the pressure building there from the congestion.
At least he didn’t have to worry about calling out, since it was his day off, but the idea of sitting home alone wasn’t exactly thrilling either. Sparing a glance at the phone Steve considered calling his boyfriend.
Eddie would come over in a heartbeat if Steve called him, but still he hesitated.
They haven’t been dating all that long, and Eddie probably had better things to do than babysit him all day. Steve was a grown man for Christ sake.
His brow furrowed as he pondered this thought, nearly leaping out of his skin when the phone came to life with a shrill ringing. Scrambling for the phone he answered.
“Harrington residence,”Steve croaked out, clearing his throat before continuing, reciting the response that had been drilled into him, “you’re talking to Steve Harrington, who may I ask is calling?”
“Stevie,”Eddie answered, his voice warm like liquid honey, making his heart melt, “you’re not sounding too hot, Sunshine.”
He could feel his heart clench in his chest, his boyfriends voice laced with careful concern. Not even bothering to tease Steve about his ridiculous way of answering the phone.
“Guess that answers my question, about where you are…”Eddie mumbled, and it took Steve a minute to figure out what his boyfriend was talking about frowning.
“Fuuuuck…”Steve mumbled, when it finally hit him, “I was supposed to pick you up so we could go to breakfast, I can leave like now.”
“Absolutely not,”The older man huffed on the other end, “you sound like crap, so you are going to stay at home bundled up on the couch.”
Steve felt his throat tighten, sniffling as his eyes welled up with unshed tears blinking them away, reaching up with his fingers to pinch away the moisture gathering at the edges of his nostrils.
Of course Eddie didn’t want to hang out, he was probably gross and contagious.Still Steve protested weakly, the selfish part of him not wanting to be left alone.
“It’s fine…”He mumbled, “it’s not that bad we can still go to breakfast I’ll just tough it out.”
“Steve...”Eddie sighed, “I’ll just pick up some stuff and we’ll move breakfast to your house, having a cold doesn’t make you weak, Sunshine. ”
“...You’re coming over?” Steve asked in a small voice, that made Eddie heartache in a way that spread all the way to his finger tips.
“Yeah Stevie, you’re sick,” He answered, keeping his voice soft and gentle, “of course I’m coming over. Now go make yourself comfortable on the couch and I’ll be right over, lover boy.”
“M’kay…”Steve nodded, reluctantly hanging up the phone getting comfortable on the couch. Waiting patiently in the comforting knowledge that Eddie would be there soon.
#inbox response#S/teddie#s/teve h/arrington#e/ddie m/unson#s/tranger t/hings#sickfic prompt#Apparently I was in my feels when writing this.#hope you enjoy reading this.
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