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imagine how insufferable criston would be if his so was pregnant. she cant do anything. and he would be like maybe we should get married and she would be like why??? and he would be like we are having a baby and she would be like i dont think we should get married just bc we are having a baby??? and he would cry for a week. i like when pretty men suffer
On god he would be so annoying but also I’m just having thots about it and they’ve been multiplying in my head like bacteria. ✨Pretty men suffering✨
First of all he’s even more possessive bc not only you’re his but you’re carrying his baby
Like gotdamn can’t even walk down the street without Criston putting his arm around you or having a hand on the small of your back and could HE STOP KISSING YOUR CHEEK WE GET IT
So then comes the whining about getting married. He simply doesn’t get coexisting without a ring and you taking his last name. Criston def gets teary when you’re like no???? Like y’all already live together, sleep in the same bed, and you’re literally having criss priss baby
“I don’t understand, don’t you want a big ring, a dress? We never got a honeymoon.” You have to remind him that honeymoon ain’t happening when there’s a baby to be taken care of!!
He’s def audibly sighing and huffing when he’s denied, again. Probably sobs in the shower bc the delusions are being CRUSHED
You think he’s kinda cute with red eyes and nose, his lips swollen. So Criston can get a pity blowie but first he has to be a mother hen and make sure you have a pillow on your knees and are comfy. He’s adorable when he whines and trembles from your mouth.
Sometimes you have to slap him a little when he’s following you around the house just MaKiNg SuRe you’re okay. Literally you just want a bagel.
As you move along in the pregnancy babes gets A Little Feral. I lied he’s insatiable. The man loves your curves and baby weight, not to mention how big your tits are getting. God forbid you’re just standing around doing something because if Criston is around he’s coming up from behind, making a comment about how pretty you are all bred up with his baby.
That also means constant groping— he can’t keep his hands off of you. Especially when Criston’s fucking you on all fours, hand possessively splayed across your rounded belly. He’s practically growling, “Look so fucking good for me, bred you up good didn’t I? When you pop out our baby m’gonna put a ring on your finger and fuck another one in you.” Which you cum quite dramatically at that, his sheer desperation is hot, and his cock is nice. Criston’s a sexy man. Delusional, but sexy.
The marriage talk is brought up again…post-coital bliss? Not in that house. Criston’s pouting, face shoved into your tits. He grumbles, “You’ll get it sooner or later. I’m going to marry you.”
“Yep baby, alright.” *cue more shower crying*
Also he’s ecstatic whether it’s a boy or girl like he’s just happy to be daddy cole🥰
Oh god when your milk comes in Criston is your personal fucking pump. He doesn’t think it’s funny when you ask him if he really likes milking cows this much. Your man is dead serious, “You’re not a cow. You’re perfect and pregnant and a goddess.” Okay go off king
But fr the fucking ramps up to a 10 in the third trimester that man is HORNY!!!!! He got in some trouble with you just mindlessly grabbing your ass at the grocery store. Dumbass had to walk around with a boner in the Walmart baby section
The day you go into labor he’s in full action mode. A true king. Look at him in he scrubs. He’s probably ugly sobbing when you’re holding the babe for the first time. It’s okay though you’re ugly sobbing too. Then the baby is ugly sobbing. Happily ever after😌
No you’re still not marrying his dumbass either
#anon chats#hotd headcanons#criston cole imagine#ser criston cole x reader#criston cole x reader#hotd smut#I had A lot of Thoughts
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💗🌸Long Day Sweet Night🌸💗
Gojo Satoru X Reader
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Being a nurse was certainly no joke. Even though you’d already mentally prepared yourself for your regular twelve hour shift, the sudden influx of injured people added an additional three hours of work to your day. Every step you took felt like you were walking on a bed of burning coals from the pressure of standing up and walking around since 6:00am this morning. Swallowing away the thick lump building in your throat, you fought to keep the tears flooding your eyes from spilling over, rushing to the break room to retrieve your bag and end your shift. Even though exhaustion slowed you down, you couldn’t help but feel guilty about all the patients you were leaving behind, guilt tugging at your heart as the words of the doctor you worked for lingered at the back of your head. “These people are dying y/n, can you be less selfish and just help out for a few more hours gotdamn”
It was certainly not your fault that the staff was running short lately. Your pay was ridiculous and you already knew you wouldn’t be getting anything extra for those additional hours. The idea of quitting became a recurring thought and you knew Gojo would repeat himself once again. Finally able to catch a breath all alone in your car, you couldn’t hold back the scream that ripped through your lungs, burying your head in the sweater you borrowed from Gojo to muffle the noise. You let all your tears out as you backed out the driveway, thoughts of Gojo’s arms wrapped around you comforting you as you drove through traffic. Sitting at another red light, your phone buzzed somewhere under the mess on the seat next you, your hand tossing everything around as you searched for your cell.
“Hello”, you squeaked, sniffling and wiping some tears away. “Hey angel, hows my baby doing?” Gojo greeted, his deep voice so soft and reassuring as it rang through your ears, your eyes flooding with tears again. “Gojooo!”, you cried, feeling vulnerable, wanting nothing but to see yourself cuddling on the couch with him. “Awww, what’s going on my love”, he asked, pained to hear you crying so far away from him. He already knew about the terrible day you had at work. Even he grew a little agitated and impatient with the amount of hours you worked. He couldn’t sit still while waiting for you to return. “I had the worst day!”, you cried, the traffic finally moving as you neared home. “I know baby”, he cooed, “I love you angel”. “I know”, you sniffled, “Are you at home?”. “Yes baby, I’m right here waiting for you okay?”, he said, and you nodded your head while you responded, “O-okay, I’m just so tired”, you continued, failing to calm yourself down. “Shhhh baby, you’ll be home soon, and you can come cry in my arms okay, focus on the road please”, he said and you nodded your head again. “Okay I love you”, you said before hanging up, the sound of thunder roaring in the sky. You hoped you’d be able to beat the rain home, but it was too late, the rain heavily hitting your windshield as you finally pulled into the driveway, Gojo floating out the house with that huge umbrella of his, the driveway already flooding with water. Scooping you in his arms, he slung your bag over his shoulder before shutting the door and floating back to the house with you, gently placing you down in the hallway.
You just stood there, waiting for Gojo to put the umbrella away, your bottom lip quivering and your eyes flooding with tears again as soon as Gojo stood in front of you, tugging at his heart. Cupping your face with both his big hands, he used his thumbs to wipe your tears away, tilting your head to look up at him as be placed kisses where your tears fell. “Please pick me up”, you whimpered, your boyfriend wasting no time at fulfilling your request. You wrapped your limbs around his muscular frame as tightly as you could without hurting him, not that you had the strength to do that. Gojo wrapped his arms around you too, the house nice and warm, the smell of stew coming from the kitchen awakening a deep hunger inside of you. You’d forgotten because of the stress of work, but you hadn’t eaten anything since breakfast, which was at 10 am on your 15 minute break, your tummy rumbling loud, making Gojo chuckle. “Maybe feeding you will help resolve some of these feelings huh?”, he suggested, the warmth of his large hands rubbing your back soothing your hiccups as you further snuggled into his neck, taking in as much of his scent as you could. “Okay”, you said, the word barely audible, but Gojo knew you could never turn down food, especially food he prepared for you. “You wanna sit on the couch and watch some tv while I dish up for us?”, he asked, planting warm kisses along your neck, noticing the feint smell of gauz wrappings and sanitizer coming from your scrubs. “No thank you”, you sniffed again and he couldn’t help but smile, continuing to rub your back with his hands as he headed for the kitchen. With your body still wrapped around him, he began fixing two dinner plates with one hand, the other underneath your butt for support, placing kisses on your neck every now and then. Just before he finished, you lifted your head up, a small smile pulling at your lips when he shifted his attention to the face that he adored, smiling at you before planting a soft kiss on your lips. “Hey my angel”, he said, planting another kiss on your lips, “The light of my life”, he said as another kiss followed on your cheek, “My sweet sugar plumbs”, another kiss on your other cheek, making you giggle, your smile now bigger, making him happy. “Are you ready to eat angel?”. “Yeah I’m starving”, you said, still hicupping as you came down from crying. “I love you sweet thing”, Gojo said, lightly smacking your butt. “I love you”, you said, attacking him with kisses all over his face while he grabbed the plates and headed over to the couch.
You scarfed down the food so fast, you managed to finish before Gojo was even halfway done with his own plate, setting your plate down on the coffee table before crawling back onto the couch, sitting as close to Gojo as you could while he still ate his food. “Damn babe, there’s more if you’re still hungry”, he said, looking over at you clinging to his arm. You loved cuddling his beefy, muscular arms, rubbing your cheek against the soft material of his pajama shirt. “I am still hungry but I wanna eat more later on”, you replied, your eyes closing as you sighed out in satisfaction, already forgetting about the terrible day you had. Gojo finished the last bit of his food, placing his plate on top of yours as he stood up to place them in the sink. You followed behind him on the way to the kitchen, wrapping your arms around his torso, your cheek pressing against his strong back as he carefully packed the dishes into the dishwasher. You let go of him just so he can turn around, wrapping your arms around his front the minute he faced you. Gojo wondered if you were aware of how clingy you were when you were feeling down. It was moments like this that he savored, knowing that they wouldn’t always last forever. He wouldn’t always get to have you wrapped around him 24/7, but even that was okay, as long as you were with him is what mattered. Placing a hand under your chin, he lifted your head up to look at him, leaning down to plant another kiss on your lips. “You wanna take a bath and cuddle with me?”, he asked, and you made those puppy eyes you were notorious for in the Gojo household, not really feeling up for a bath . “It’s okay, I’ll give you a nice scrub and a massage right after”, he said, patting your head. “Okay deal”. Lifting up your arms again, he picked you up, your limbs wrapping around him again, the two of you now on a new mission. He’d easily convinced you to take a bath, he knew that you wouldn’t want to bathe at all just by seeing how tired you were, so he happily offered to do the work, like he does often, since you’re always tired.
The bubbles smelled so divine, the warmth of the water absorbing all the dirt and stress of the day away as it got cooler, Gojo shifting you around the tub as he scrubbed each and every inch of your body, making sure you were squeaky clean. Reaching for the towel, he spread it wide open, wrapping you with it in a hug as he lifted you out the tub, decorating your face with kisses as he walked you to the bedroom. Gently drying you off, he couldn’t stop himself from lingering in places where he shouldn’t have been lingering, quickly abandoning the towel to start lotioning you up. You absolutely loved it when Gojo got you all ready for bed, something he’s been doing often with how stressed out you’d been with work. How could you ever repay him for this, you thought, your back against his chest while you leaned further into him, his hand rubbing the lotion all over your front and down both your arms, his actions slow, doing his best to help you relax.
Your nipple got caught between his fingers, distracting him for a second, turning his attention to your breasts. Gently massaging your breasts in both his hands, he simply couldn’t stop himself from kneading them, hoping you were relaxed enough to not notice how he fondled them, enjoying the weight of them in his hands far too much to stop himself so easily. Glancing at your face, your eyes were closed, the weight of your head against his chest indicating you were indeed relaxed, your white haired lover getting carried away as he caught a nipple between his fingers, gently rolling it back and forth, his mouth watering at the sight of his own actions. At first, you didn’t mind his hands being on your breasts, thinking he was just having a little fun before he’d finished moisturizing you, even the feel of something poking your lower back was common for you, but when he began tugging at your nipples, you knew he was up tp something. Your eyes lazily opened, your head tilting to look up a Gojo, his hands immediately abandoning your breasts to continue massaging the rest of your body, Gojo swallowing as he tried not to make eye contact with you, a light tint of red decorating his cheeks, making you giggle. “Satoruuu”, you softly teased, giggling as he went down on one knee to do your legs, trying to avoid your eyes since he knew his cheeks would expose him of his shyness. He wasn’t shy, You just caught him off guard. Your boobs were never off limits, he could fondle and suck on them as he pleased, so you were amused by his sudden bashfulness, catching him in the act of feeling you up. Still trying to avoid eye contact, he quickly dressed you, throwing on a pajama set that matched his on you, scooping you up bridal style as he went back to the living room, sitting down on the couch to stretch out his legs, leaving you on top of him, an arm wrapped around your torso to keep you close to him as you also got comfortable. Noticing how he was still trying to play things cool, you took his hand, placing it under your shirt and over your boob, smiling at him when he finally made eye contact. “It’s okay”, you said, knowing he was probably still embarrassed about his obsession with your titties, his need to have them in his hands and sometimes his mouth during the night. Reassuring him that there was no shame in this was now apart of your nightly routine. “I wish you would quit that job already”, he said, trying to divert the attention from him to you, his hand gently squeezing your boob. You looked away from him for a second. Usually, you would argue with him about how you preferred to work and also provide for the house, even though he had enough money to take care of the two of you and a few kids for the rest of your lives if you both didn’t work. But lately, the idea of quitting seemed to leave you speechless at that statement. “Quit your job and spend some time here at home”, he said, like he did every other day. “Pleasseee”, he added, pulling you closer to him. “I don’t like seeing you cry…you know you’ve been crying almost every day lately?”, he asked, and you furrowed your eyebrows in concern, realizing that he was in fact correct, it has been everyday for the past month or so. “It’s clearly making you feel depressed…I don’t want my sweet angel falling into depression because of something like work. I’ll end up ending everyone’s life in that building… patients and all”, he pouted, “Gojo!”, you gasped, lightly smacking his chest, unable to stifle the smile breaking out on your face, giggling at his last comment. “Seriously baby, they startin to stress me out too”, he smiled, grabbing your face with his free hand to plant wet kisses all over you cheeks. “Okay fine”, you said, Gojo pausing his actions, “What, really?”, he asked, stunned by the way you casually agreed. “Yea…I don’t wanna me sad no more”, you said, your turn to pout as you buried your face in his chest. “That’s right angel, no more sad days for you okay?”, he said, “You’ll even have more time to pursue pottery”.
You lifted your head up, a hopeful look in your eyes as you imagined all the fun things you’d make and the time you’d be able to spend with your friend and Gojo too. “Yeah, you’re right”, you said, “Yea! You know I really look forward to the things you bring me”, he said, which was true, all the little things you’ve made for him he’s treasured over the years, decorating your shared home with them. He only ever drinks hot drinks out of th cups you’ve made him too. “So its done?’, he asked, his big blue eyes staring into yours hopefully. “I’m never going back there again”, you said, smiling at this big decision you were making for yourself, feeling like the weight of the world fell off your shoulders. Gojo embraced you in a hug, planting so many celebratory kisses on your face and neck, making you giggle again. The night went by and you snuggled into Gojo to get some sleep, leaving him to watch some tv and play with your boob.
@blkwriters 💗
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DINARRÓN | Or should I say Dinarellaron …
✷✷✷ (For any and all Dinarrón content, refer to disclaimer in these posts) ✷✷✷
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From Narcos: Mexico, Season 2, episode 2 - Alea Iacta Est
Aka that one time all three Arellano siblings eyed Barróncito like the prime rib he is went heart eyes for Barrón.
And who can blame them? Even los Arellanos are not exempt from popping the occasional catching the occasional workplace boner crush.
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Already. I mean cmooon, given this entrance with that little shy-boy chin bop, wtf did we think was gonna happen??? They were all gonna look at him and be like, “nah?” Sksksksks no they were all fucking goners, right off the bat, like no match to the silent-but-deadly magnetism our boy is droppin here.
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Oh okay, and then this little walk he does down the stairs. Like in all seriousness (i’ve talked about this with Món/Manuel Masalva before) there’s something about his physicality, like it’s all over that legendary S3 scene at Christine too. And idk if it was the directors, or the writers, or just Bobby Soto plain being like, “So, imma walk down these steps in the sexiest way possible, hope that’s cool with you guys” no te preocupes, chulito, it’s v cool with us but like his whole physicality is just undeniably h o ttttt.
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OKAY YOU MOTHERFUCKINGXDJDKSKDJDNDNSJ GOONS. This is it. This is the first time Dina lays her gotdamn beautiful brown eyes on gotdamn beautiful Barrón. And what praytell does she look like? Tell me what she looks like????? I’ll give you a hint …….
SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE SIZING THIS BOY UP LIKE HE A SLICE OF PECAN PIE WITH A FAT SCOOP OF VANILLA ICE CREAM ON TOP. SHE SEES THAT SWEET SNACK SURPRISE AND SHE KNOWS OKAY
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And just join me, for a moment, in overanalyzing this shot bc it’s not just Dina who’s enamored. Juuuust after Barrón leans back, before Mon shakes his hand. Take in that image right there and tell me they don’t ALL look like they wanna climb him like a jungle gym. They straight look like Shenzi, Banzai, and Ed from the Lion King, bout to bust out into showtunes before making a meal of the kid sksksks. And lbr, he and Panchito were in prison for a min so his look might be “aaaah, memories.” Cuz they never really tell us like what is it that made him such a faaan of Barrón in the first place. And gorl was pushin real hard for the rest of the fam to like him, just sayin.
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There’s no logical Dinarrón reason for me to include this except that the way Ramon walks here rivals aforementioned Barrón stairwalk in terms of pure sexness sksksks like godddd he looks good🥴 OH EXCEPT, the way Barrón follows Mon to confront Chapo and Cochi. Already the work ethic. Mans means business strollin behind, already all-in with the backup even tho he just got there.
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And then we have over here Dina also surveying the scene, making sure no one pulls ANY shit, ready at a moment’s notice to fucking cut you no but like literally sksksks she will actually cut you with the champagne bottle she cracked over that putamadre’s head. SO BASICALLY, Dina and Barrón are literally doing the same damn thing, providing the saaame damn function, in case things pop off in this convo between Mon, Cochi and Chapo which I did gif and desperately wanted to include but couldnt bc of Tumblr’s stupid 10 image limit 😤😤🙄🙄
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And here, I’d like to welcome you to our next edition of Inside the Actors- no Scene overAnalysis with Your Local Space Witch, Kaybron. Wherein I will transform, before your very eyes, into the It’s Always Sunny Pepe Silva meme.
First off, Dina adorably rubbing Moncito’s head like, “yes, good job with fam protec against that scareee Chapo and scareee Cochi, big strong, prad of u.”
Second, just after the adorable sibling head rub, Barrón proceeds to PUT HIS HANDS ON PANCHITA’S SHOULDERS like a “cmon buddy it’ll be okay” gesture or “echoes of our secret prison love affair” gesture I’m not sure cause they’re bestest good frands and he don’t want his bestest good frand to be mad at his own party. SO BASICALLY Dina and Barrón YET AGAIN fulfill the same function as the resident comforting watchdogs, at the Same. Damn. Time.
And lastly, but most importantly…. And it’s crucial that you’re here with me, in this moment, because….. there is, for a millisecond …. it’s literally blink and miss it …. but there is A Look. Right after adorb sib head rub, Dina throws a look Barrón’s way and he fucking looks at her back while he’s walking by steering Panchito with adorable shoulder rub. THERES A LOOK. ITS FUCKING THERE.
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AND👏🏼FUCKING👏🏼THEN👏🏼 this pinshe tonteria.
The other Arellano sisters exiting the frame to reveal BOTH OF THEM IN THE MIDDLE mad-dogging tf out of the Sinaloa camp, THE SAME gotdamn expression on their faces, RIGHT next to each other……….
*foaming at the mouth, flips table over* LIKE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING. IM SUPPOSED TO FUCKING THINK THEY ARENT DESTINED FOR EACH OTHER? RLY? LITERALLY SHOVING THE NARRATIVE SYMMETRY IN MY FACE BRANCATO?? AND YOU EXPECT ME TO BE REASONABLE??
Phew. *wipes sweat from forehead, gathers up red string, crumpled paper, and tacks*
And with that, your Honor, The People rest.
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Hey, so here’s my lil’ mini review of Jongdae’s mini-album Last Scene after listening to the whole thing twice:
Last Scene: Song was kinda boring ngl like his voice is ofc lovely in any song but the melody itself felt too plain to me. But I did like when he sang higher/with more power towards the lil' bridge and end. Felt like this song would be perfect as an OST for a Kdrama tho which makes sense too since he's an OST king. Like it's the kinda song that plays after a couple breaks up or sumn lol, like the way the accompaniment picks up towards the end really lends to that feel as well.
Photograph: I love when he sings in his lower register, it's very toasty! And soothing too like I felt like I was sitting around a fireplace during the wintertime. Anyways, this song is one where ya gotta close your eyes and just follow the melody, like he's telling a tale just with those notes. And I just love how he switches between his different registers <3. Lastly, this should've been the title track imo if he or SM really wanted a ballad as a title track.
Traveler: Finally…an uptempo beat OTL. Lmao I love this so much just from that, like gotdamn Jongdae your voice lends so well to not just ballads but also poppy, upbeat songs. But tell me why this song also feels like it'd be perfect as an OST too like it'd be the one that plays when a couple goes on a date or sumn. Hehe anyways I liked it a lot!
I Don't Even Mind: I love me a good acoustic guitar in a song~ But lol why'd the background sounds raise as it got to the chorus like it was gonna be some big drop or twist just to have it be the same beat? T.T The beat with the kinda faded Ohh's or whatever it is and the guitar playing together really adds to a haunting melody in this to me. I love it though (and imo this song is the perfect compliment to Junmyeon's song Decanting). Anyway the way he sings 'Cause I Don't Even Mind' is gonna get stuck in my head lol. Overall, I dug this song too!
Reminisce: I liked the drums that came in during the pre-chorus, and his voice ofc again. I'm always in awe of how high his voice can go and at how he effortlessly sings every note! But yeah with this song, in general it's just okay like I wouldn't go outta my way to listen to it after these 2 listens, y'know? Felt too generic to me.
Your Shelter: I feel the emotion in this one, like I felt a sense of dread, a sense of hope, sadness, everything wrapped up in his voice. And with the sad melody from that awesome piano playing, I lowkey felt emo af lol but this would be perfect to play when it rains. Like this is what Last Scene should've been imo. This or Photograph def should've been the title track imo. Seriously tho, I loved the piano in this and I actually was like No, it's over when it ended 'cause I wanted more. Perfect way to end the album imo.
And so my favs from this album in order are: Photograph, Traveler, I Don't Even Mind, Your Shelter, Reminisce, Last Scene.
TL;DR: So, I loved 4 songs out of this album! The other two were kinda boring to me but still I'm glad that even though these are like almost all ballads, he went with a few with different accompaniment than the typical plain acoustic guitar or one-note piano playing that a lot of ballads can have. I'd rec listening to this album overall! And only thing I'd want to hear as a fan of his voice, is him singing even more upbeat songs, like go crazy dude. (And I'm forever wanting him to do a full rock or at least pop-rock song like his voice is perfect for that. Like hello? Uprising was legendary and it'd be amazing to hear more in that vain. Anyways that's a rant for another time lol. Thanks for reading all that and please lemme know what you thought of the album as well~)
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Lizard from Psychonauts
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Iruma is good I think
#fanart#art tag#im really bad at remembering anime titles because half the time they have multiple translations#and also what i hear in my head is not how it's spelled so i apologize#anyways if you want to know what this character is like#picture izuku but with less tears and more of a solid acceptance for what life throws at him#also him eyes too big for he gotdamn face
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The four Lord's accidentally hurting their s/o during an argument
Alcina Dimitrescu
She was BEYOND PISSED
You had gone to hangout with her brutish brother, Heisenberg
Again
Without her knowing
She didn't mind, as long as you told her
But it seemed like you made it a POINT to leave without doing so
"Alcina, I'm a grown (man/woman/person) I can go as I please!"
"Oh forgive me for treating you like a child! As your behavior has shown me!"
She stood tall and stiff, arguing with you
And you stood (as tall as you could), glaring at her with defiance
Alcina was sheathing and unsheathing her long claws behind her back
Trying not to slice her beloved's head off
But when you got like this, it was rather difficult
You threw your hands up, in anger
"This is the shit, Heisenberg, is talking about!! You use your height to talk down on everyone!! And it-"
She swung her hand to shut you up
And.... well it did shut you up
Her claws had been out
Slicing your midsection open, effectively gutting you
Before you could hit the ground, the Draculina caught you
And rushed you to her chambers, where the maids started to care for you
She never left your side, holding your hand
Once cleaned, sewn up and bandaged, the chambermaids left your both alone
There she sat for days, for her it felt like months, years... and eternity even
You finally woke up and looked at her
For the first time in almost a century, Alcina let herself be human
Large, fat tears where streaming down her face
Though she made no sound and you couldn't see her eyes
You knew by how hard she tightened her grip on your hand
That she was relieved and desperately sorry
"Im sorry too, you know... I should be more careful about your feelings. And-"
She cut you off
This time with her lips, forgiving you with no words
Angie and Donna Beneviento
On very, very, very rare occasions would you and Donna argue
And this was such a time
You had wanted to go into the village
But Donna, insisted you stay home, just for a bit
This, for whatever reason, pissed you off
"Your so goddamned controlling, Donna! Is it a big fucking problem for me to want to be alone, just for a few hours!?"
She never would say anything back, she didn't have to
The pollen would do it for her
Through narrowed eyes, she made you see the worst
Your angry ranting stopped
You saw your family's deaths replaying
Right. In. Front. Of. You.
Your mother crashing in to a dark river, your brother slashing his arms, bleeding out, and your father going mad, setting the family home on fire, letting himself burn alive
You knew none of this was true, but.... it felt so real...
You fell to your knees, weeping, but making no noise
Letting the tears fall, you sat back pulling your knees to your chest
Donna and Angie both knew it was going a bit too far
"Great!! Now (he/she/they're) broken!" Angie fussed
Donna made the illusion dissappear, feeling bad about what she had done
You were curled up, holding yourself
Angie, was already at your side, uncharacteristically, trying to soothe you
Donna kneeled on front of you, wiping your tears
You all sat like this for hours
Finally, you calmed down
"Donna-"
She shushed you, pulling you into her arms
You hugged her and Angie
This is how you all forgave one another
And it always worked
Salvatore Moreau
He never liked it when you got like this...
You could be come so rageful
And it scared and confused him
All he asked was "Darling? Will you help me decide which experiment to send to Mother?"
And you exploded, throwing things and yelling at him
"EVERYTHING YOU DO IS FOR MIRANDA!! WHAT ABOUT ME!? IM TIRED OF THIS SHIT!!"
This continued, until you threw a knife in his direction
It just barely missed hitting him
This caused him to explode as well
Like Donna, he rarely argues but that was the last straw
You stopped your rampage to watch his
He finally turned into his MASSIVE other form
And rushed off
You realized that you were to blame for this
So you followed him to the Reservoir
Watching him let out his anger out in the water and surrounding area
Him, not knowing you followed, bashed into some of the rocks
Causing them to fall, on top of you
Luckily, you jumped far enough away, not to get completely covered
You screamed as your leg got caught in the rockfall
Moreau hear it, transformed back and rushed to you
Uncovering the rocks, and pulled you to him
Quickly he made a tourniquet and gently pulled you to safety
"Im sorry, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were there, my Precious..."
He continued to whimper apologies to you
You cut him off, "No... im sorry, I shouldn't explode like that..."
You both sat in comfortable silence, knowing that this would happen again
Probaly
Karl Heisenberg
You both were HEATED
You simply asked him to help you out a bit with some chores
To which he exploded
Throwing harsh and colorful words at you
"Ungrateful lazy bitch." Was hastily thrown at you
To which you retaliated with, "Piece of shit garbage."
Not caring about the floating debris, you tried to leave
Which Heisenberg blocked your way, a bit too aggressive
Not bothering to look at what he did
One of the flying slabs of metal sliced open your arm
Almost cutting it off
Though Karl didn't look at you, but your screech made him whirl around
Anger gone, when he saw your blood pouring out on to the floor
He rushed to your side, ripping his shirt into makeshift bandages
As he was wrapping you up, you started to pass out due to bloodloss
For the first time, in the longest time, Heisenberg felt himself panic
"Y/N! Stay with me, please!! Dont-"
You lost consciousness
He stood up and pulled you into his arms and rushed to Dimitrescu Castle
Kicking the large door in, he demanded that Lady D help
She was about to refuse, but saw the tears streaming down his face
And an eyeful of you bleeding out
She quickly snapped at her chambermaid's to help you
A few hours passed, with Heisenberg pacing outside of the room where you were being cared for
When the door opened he pushed past the maid, to your side
You looked at him, wanting to hit him
But softened up seeing this rugged man crying and apologizing for his outburst
You couldn't get him to shut up
And he held your hand like a life line
You petted his head with your other hand
Once he calmed down, you started to laugh
Karl looked at you like you lost your mind
"What the FUCK are you laughing at!? I almost took your gotdamn arm off!! I-"
"I... i..." You wheezed, " I forgot why we were arguing."
Karl looked up thoughtfully, "Damn. So did i."
He leaned forward and gave you a kiss
"Still... im sorry."
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Headcanons on what the turtles would do with their pregnant s/o ? And how would they react when they are in labor?
I know nothing about pregnancy 😕 but i will try... also i rewatched the 2016 movie and like... leonardo and his hot ass voice gotdamn
Leonardo:
•He has always fawned over the idea of children, always wanting a few ninjas of his own to train like his dear old dad. Never thought he would live to see the day of being a father but here he was!
•Y'know the dorky thing dads do where they put their heads to the s/o's tummy and just... talk to the baby, like it understands? Leo does that before bed EVERY night and before patrol Every night.
•Leonardo is pretty basic with name calling, pretty sure he got it out of a baby book. If it's a boy=Caleb if it's a girl=Renae. He was lucky to get the name leonardo instead of something weird like gilbert or something so he wants to make it easy for his kids
•He's like that really calm, stoic oersin when you're in labour but as soon as Donatello asks if he wants to see the baby crowning he fucking faints. Like dead, raphael had to catch him before he broke something. When he sees that baby though... oh he'll sob. Yeah he's crying real heavy, he just really loves you and the baby.
Raphael:
•This shit was not planned. Technically he knocked you up after a real bed breaking night and turns out it was just one of those days your genes become compatible. He's both scared out of his wits and more in love with you all at the same time and it's hard for him to get his duckies in order.
•Speaking of duckies, he totally decorates the baby room. Got pale green walls up and helped donatello make the furniture (although he broke many pieces in the process of making a crib) Raph will scavenge for toys and clean them up for the little tyke too
•His naming skills are a little better then leo's, nothing unique persay but just things that sounded like strong names. If it's a boy= Malikai and if it's a girl= Anastasia (yes because of the movie)
•When you go into labour he's really gentle and patient because he doesn't want you yelling at him. Raphael cannot handle mommy anger like any other parent in the room. It is scary, you are scary, but he loves you so he'll wait by your side. And when it's his turn to hold the baby it's like the first time in his entire life... Raphael is finally at peace
Donatello:
•Hell this motherfucker probably tested you himself. So 9 times outta 10 you both figur out at the same time. Doesn't mean he isn't jumping and hollering with joy though. Literally sprints to Master Splinter first thing to tell him the wonderful news. You will walk in on two wonderful men hugging and crying with eachother and then you'll start crying and it is such a mess
•Brags about the baby. Every chance he gets he will make dad jokes and show the little black and white pictures to everyone that'll let him talk about it. Always talking about how big the babies getting and what y'all are gonna name it. If it's a boy= nethaniel and if it's a girl= Melanie
•He makes toys and furniture for the baby and it's all decked out. Galaxy mobile? Check! Toys that stimulate the babies beautiful mind? Absolutely! Donnie won't expect his child to be a genius like him but he does pray for that chance
•Donatello has been with you through the entire process. From check-uos to throw-ups, he was there. So it would be the greatest honour to deliver your baby. He isn't grossed out by this stuff, he's done his homework and now he's ready. *Cue the panicked screaming as he tries to get ahold of your baby* Donnie will be the first to hold the baby and you'll have to snap him out of it if you want them. He's just so fascinated...
Michelangelo:
•Panic. He's panicking. Mikey is pretty sure he'd be the last person on earth for someone to want a baby with. Hell, he doesn't want a baby with himself! Literally has an anxiety attack, you gotta comfort and soothe this sweet turt because he will need you every step of the way.
•After everything has cooled down, and mikey has gained some of his confidence back, he is instantly on board. What was he thinking? He's amazing with kids... he thinks? Either way please please please let him name your children, you won't regret it. If it's a boy= Jax or calum if it's a girl= Blair or Anaith (forgive him he can't pick just one)
•Looks through all his really old shit to pick out some books and a blanket for the baby. Mikey has to admit that he kept this stuff with him in the hopes of being a daddy so you can imagine the smile that nearly splits his face in half. He is constantly complimenting you throughout the pregnancy, making sure you don't feel down for a second and that what you're going through is natural... even if your farts crack glass
•The only brother whose really chill and cool during the labour and birthing process. Like he's hyped himself up for this sinse the beginning and he ain't backing down now. He'll obviously let you hold the baby first but when he gets them and they open there eye to show bright sapphires he just never wants to let go, he recalls it being almost euphoric
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Say Hello to My Little Friend
Genre: Fan Fiction (Sand Castle)
Pairing: Cpt. Syverson/Reader
Warnings: N/A
Rating: G
Length: Drabble
Disclaimer: a strict work of fiction, I own nothing except the original characters and the plot line. In no way am I affiliated to any of it.
A/N: There was a snake. I screamed and ran away. Then my mind was like hey you should write a fic! Also, the last time I used a name for Sy it was Logan. This time, I am flexing my creativity and seeing how I like the name Rian.
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Bent over digging through the veggie patch that he'd been working on all season, Syverson froze, the piercing noise reaching his ears. Laying beside him the German Shepherd barked and whimpered, crawling closer to her master. The terrorizing screeching taking a pause, only to erupt again. This time in the horror of the moment, the former Captain heard his name wailing across the property. Coming from the roses, his wife adored.
“Rian!” Her scream hoarse and sobbing. She only used his full name when he was in trouble or she was in some sort of dangerous situation.
Shooting upright, Syveryson grabbed the small rake he'd been using to turn soil and sprinted to his crying wife. That gotdamn slithery brown fucker was back! He knew it, nothing else sent his bug into a wailing fit like a damn snake. It wasn't even a big snake, barely half a foot long and harmless as they get. Yet every time she saw it, she went into a fit of absolute terror.
“I'm coming for ya, bug!” He called jogging over to the rose bush her finger was pointed at. Tear rolled down her cheeks and she gasped for breath. Over the years Syverson had been in active war zones with less distress then when she saw a snake. “Where is it?”
“Under the bush. I-I was.” She choked on her sobs. “It nearly went over my foot. Oh god, Rian. Get rid of it, please.” She whimpered, the German Shepherd backing into her legs, trying to comfort the distraught human. “Mei, careful.” She whispered as the dog bumped into her hard.
“Alright, you go to the porch. Take Mei, I'll deal with our little friend.” Syverson instructed, his eyes watching the ground around the rose bush. He hadn't spent years in the desert watching for signs of movement to be bested by a damn snake.
“What if I see it? Or another one? I swear it has friends and they're all out to get me.” She whimpered stroking Mei's rough fur around her neck. Smiling happily, Mei waited for her command to move the scared human to safety.
“Right, well,” Syverson rubbed the back of his neck. Sweat dripping down the back of his tshirt in the hot sun. “Okay, I have an idea.” He shrugged turning back to and squatting down. “Hop on. I'll take ya to the porch then come back and see if I can't find it.”
“What if it moves while you're gone?” She asked curiously watching him. Was he seriously going to piggy back her all the way up to the house? Their home sat on a small hill nearly seven hundred feet from where they stood. In this heat he would drop and she'd have to call an ambulance.
“Then I will try my best to find it.” He assured her, “Hop on. I ain't flushing it out with you standing here.”
“If I climb on your back, I will kill you. Its too hot.” She protested, hand on her hip. The more time she wasted arguing with him, the more chances he had of the snake getting away.
“It'll be fine, I've carried men heavier than you in hotter than this.” His brow creased, lifting his hat to wipe his forehead. “Last chance bug, but if I were you I'd take it. Cause I don't want to alarm ya.” Pointing behind her, about ten feet away...
“Rian!” She screamed jumping from a standstill, nearly over shooting him leapfrog style. “Oh fuck. No. Make it go away!” Tears instantly running down her cheeks, she clung to his back. Legs around his thick torso, she sobbed into his tshirt. “Please get rid of it.” She begged as he carried her to the house.
“I'll get rid of it, but I can't promise it doesn't have some friends hiding.” He gently squeezed her thigh. Her legs around him was always a welcome gesture, although this time he had other things to think about.
When she was safe on the porch, standing on wobbly legs, he instructed he to go inside and get a drink. Maybe a nice tall glass of that lemonade she liked, the one with the vodka. Mei following her second human inside the house, Syverson nodded to the dog to indicate she was doing the right thing. His girls safe inside, he adjusted his ball cap. Time to get down to business.
Trudging back to the scene of the crime, he scowled and let his eyes wander for a second. It couldn't have gone far, likely seeking refuge from the screaming giant that kept leaping into the air every time it passed by. Naturally, he didn't feel the need or want to kill the poor beast. However, it was causing his bug a great deal of stress.
“Alright buddy, where are ya?” He whistled softly, as if to coax it out. It wasn't like he'd whistle and it would come along like a dog. Shaking his head, he kept his eyes on the alert. Tracking movement was one of his specialties.
Seconds into his mission, he located the target.
“Look, what I am about to do, it isn't personal.” He spoke, grabbing the gardening rake. “You've been scaring my lady, I know you like it here, but this is her home and it ain't big enough for the two of ya.”
Curled up on the porch swing, a glass of lemonade in her hand, another on the table beside her waiting for Syverson, she hiccuped and wiped away the tear stains on her cheeks. She was never going back into the yard, ever. Not unless Sy was home to hold her hand or carry her. Scratching Mei behind the ears, she whimpered feeling tears threaten to fall again. Nothing, absolutely nothing, scared her this much. Sending Sy off to war, multiple times, hadn't caused her this amount of distress.
Shaking she lifted the glass to her lips, the sweet and bitter taste meeting her. With a slight gulp, she nearly drained the glass. What on earth was taking him so long? Had he found more? Did the snake get him? What if he'd found a giant nest of...
“Done.” His voice startled her into a jump. “Easy, bug. It's only me.” he smiled sweetly at her, taking off his hat under the shade of the porch.
“Is it dead?”
“It's gone. Along with three friends that I found. They won't be bothering you anymore.” Syverson sat on the other side of the swing, reaching for his glass of lemonade and slinging an arm around her. “I took em down the road.”
“You let them live?” Her bottom lip quivered.
“I know, I know. Bug, they're gone. I promise I took em away. Besides, I've seen loads of raccoon and skunks in that area. They'll probably be somebody's dinner before long.” Gently squeezing her shoulder, her leaned in nuzzling her neck. His thick beard scratching at the soft skin. “I was going to kill em, but...You know what, doesn't matter.”
“I know, no use in killing unless they've got a gun at your head and their finger on the trigger.” She recited the words he'd spoke many times.
“Mm hmm.” He hummed, his beard against her skin caused her to shiver. “Now, we've gotta figure out a way to keep you safe out there.”
“You mean you don't want to piggy back me everywhere?” She giggled, pushing his head away. Staring into his eyes, she smirked leaning in for a soft kiss.
“Now, I didn't say that. I love your legs around me, but neighbours might start talking.” He joked, their nearest neighbour was a mile down the road and their house couldn't be seen from the road. “I'll tell ya what, until I figure out a better solution, why don't I leave the lawn mower by the back deck? You can ride it 'round.”
“Are you serious?” She laughed at his suggestion. “Oh god, Sy. We're going to look insane.”
“Got a better suggestion?” He wiggled his brows at her.
Mumbling “no” she folded her arms across her chest and sighed.
“Okay then, I'll go get the mower. And while you're out there, mind dropping the blade? The back side is an overgrown mess.” He winked as she scoffed and hit him playfully in the chest.
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You’ve Done Enough - Pascal Wehrlein
A24— “You’ve done enough.”
Warnings: Fluff.
W/C: 823
You stood in tears in front of Pascal, your heart blossoming at the gesture he had done, you weren’t sure what you had done in your previous life to have deserved him, you weren’t even expecting him to remember your one-year anniversary, but here you were being surprised by him, he had arranged for a table to be set up on a rooftop that had a beautiful view over the city lights, candles were lit, and flower petals were scattered over the floor, the wind luckily wasn’t blowing, otherwise it might have ruined some parts of his surprise, he held a single rose in his hand and wore a smile on his lips, you step forward, carefully and slowly, not wanting to fall on your face in from of him, you stop in front of him, bringing your hand to cover your mouth.
“I wish I could do more for our anniversary.” He says, he outstretches his arm, holding the rose out for you, you gently take it in your other hand as you lower your hand covering your mouth.
“Pascal…” You softly say, you throw yourself against him, your arms wrapping around his neck. “You’ve done enough.” tears roll down your cheeks. “More than enough.” One of his hands moves to the back of your head, while his other hand moved to the small of your back, holding you tightly against him.
“Then why are you crying?” He asks.
“You’re a gotdamn fool, Pascal.” You say, slowly pulling back from the hug but remaining in his arms. “These are happy tears.” He lowly chuckles.
“Oh.” He says.
“Gosh… thank gosh you’re my fool.” You say, you move one of your hands to the back of his head, gently pushing on it, he quickly gets the message and lays his head against yours. “I don’t know what I’d do if you were someone else’s and I was stuck with an asshole.”
“You’d have been so sad.” He says, you softly giggle, your eyes crinkling as you do.
“You’re right… I’d be very sad.” You say. “But thankfully the universe was kind to me and brought you to me.”
“This is our anniversary, I’m supposed to give the speech, baby.” He says.
“Well, too bad.” You say, you brush your lips against his, you had waited long to taste him, almost all day, he had missing for most of the day, which had you thinking that he had forgotten all about your anniversary, but no, he surprised you.
“Baby…” He whispers once you pull away from the kiss. “Did you think I forgot?” You kept your eyes closed, but you could feel his gaze burning into you.
“I… yes.” You say, you feel him unwrap his arms from around you, your eyes instantly open. “Wait.”
“Oh, no, no, I can’t let that go.” He says. “Now I need to make sure you remember today, remember that I’ll always remember our day.” He takes your hand and leads you to the table that had been set up, he picks up a glass and an open bottle of appletiser, knowing that you weren’t big on drinking alcohol, but also wanting to give the feeling of celebration since it looked like champagne, he pours some into your glass before handing it to you, he picks up a glass for himself and fills it, he puts the bottle down and steps closer to you. “Like this, let’s be cheesy.” He hooks his arm with yours.
“Isn’t this something they do at weddings?” You ask.
“I don’t know… do they?” He asks. “But who cares, no one can tell us no, now come one, don’t make me do this alone while you watch.” You smile wide and move the glass closer to your lips, both of you stumbling and struggling a bit, but eventually, you manage to take a sip, your faces were close to each other causing the glasses to clink against each other’s every time you slightly moved, you move the glass away and wait for him to finish drinking.
“This is actually good, I thought it would taste bad.” You say, you unhook your arms and place the glass down on the table.
“I went in search for the best.” He says. “Google helped a lot.” You smile and move towards the edge of the building, looking down at the twinkling city lights, Pascal walks up behind you, and wraps his arms around you from behind. “Happy anniversary, Y/n.” You softly smile, feeling his chin resting on your shoulder and his hands covering your middle. “Thank you for staying with me an entire year.” You place your hands on top of his, his scent and warmth enveloping you. “Thank you for agreeing to go on a date with me a year ago.” You turn your head slightly, your lips touching his cheek, he turns his head, moving it so that his lips were touching yours.
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Doctor Who (SPOILERS)
So it wouldn’t load for like five minutes to start🙄
The start of the episode made me feel like it was still in the previously
KATEEEEEE
THEYRE GONNA SEE EACH OTHERRRRRRRRR
KATE AND THE DOCTOR SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN
THEY HUGGED ‘oh but also’
AHHHHHHHHGGHHHG
Ceramic plates
LST SEASONNNN UNTIL THE SPECIALS
I’m literally almost shaking with excitement
Spocktarons
All welcome, except you. Fuck you Rutans
Sorryyy
Babe you’re so cute
Give me that watch
SHUT UP PLATE
Gotdamn
Mmm plates 🙄
Stop please
Knock-off Vision
She’s glittery
AAJSHDHDHHHHNN
THEY MISS EACH OTHER COME ON GAYS THATS GOTTA BE GAY
“Forgot to mention”
YAZ IS SCARED THAT SHIS GAGYYYYYYYYU
We’re not even twenty minutes here and there’s a lot to unpack
Gives him sweet stuff
Come on Tater
Ooh alien spacecraft
Shut in with the dog
DOCTOR PLEASE
Chewbacca is the Doctor’s ex???? Friend???
Yet they won’t give Thasmin??
I DONT CARE ITS CANON IN MY HEAD BITCHEZ
Babe-
Sometimes I forget that The Doctor has two hearts
I never knew a plate to be so annoying
Not the murder glitter
So when she y’know goes to the different place, does she zone out?
Death Eater???
VINDER MY BABE
She a good lady
What are they gonna do next season?
Chibz really said go big or go home every year
“Oh look darling, how cute”
She’s such a savage
She’s never seen herself???
“You’re cute.”
“So are you.”
SHE IS QUEER
“I’ve got a crush on her”
Bruh this is Loki with extra steps
What a ladddddd
Potato and salt shakers working together
Gotdamn Kate
(JK I LOVE YOU)
BEL AND VINDER
Aaaahhhhh they’re gonna see each other
“Yaz with me”
FUCKASS GAY
They’re so gay
I’m a sneekk
He’s going home
Refreshment?
Yes THEYRE GONNA SEE EACH ITHERRRRRRNRFNNFBDBB
Aww ahhh look at them both
I’m gonna cry look at them
THE DAMN PARALLELS
Look. Look at them.
Roll credits
Of course it is
Thanks ood
Plate and vision
Oh fuck
That doesn’t knock ‘em down?
Poke with stick on back
Salt shakers
Metal men
And potatoes
We are family, just together you and me
Oods wear too big suits for the sleevies
I love Tigmi
Saving universes. Destroying comms. The family business.
Oh words
Aw not Jericho
I love this episode. Honestly
Suck it up death eater
sLURRRRRPP
Time is just another plate
Most of me.
Bruh only 1/3 of her is here
REVERSE COAT
FOUR JODIES
DARK JODIE/TEN VIBES
What the fuuuuuuuckkkkkkk
Ooh
Savage
I’m three dabididabbidie
Ooh savage get outta here snake
“Dad”
WHATS THE BET
Oh it’ll be his son
MAYBE
Is it
No?
Oh okay.
“One family and their dog”
DAN I LOVE YOU
Dan-
She’s sad go to her
Aw no
No not this-
My boy is the bestest he
THEY ARE DATING ARE THEY????
Come on….
Gay gay gay
Please
No
Yes
I’m gonna cry
Please
They are so close to
PLEASSAWEEHE
Dan ruin the moment
HEART EYES
No babe no you y’all should have
CHIBBY STOP YOU FLOG MAKE IT CANON
Please just let them be-
Drop
LET THEM BE GAY
COME ON
WHAT? NO THASMIN? AHAHAHAHAHAHHHHH
Not the fucking Daleks AGAIN
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For day 2 of jttwfestival2020, fav villains, this is mostly for 99jttw -- what more hilarious villains are there than the arc where Tang Monk decides to go and find food for his disciples for once, to try take care of his disciples instead; he takes one step into the bushes and immediately gets accosted by beautiful women who dance around him and invite him for a meal which he politely refuses, then immediately gets kidnapped, and the women set out a table of absolutely delicious luxurious food like it’s Chinese New Year, except Tang Monk is a devout vegetarian for obvious reasons and he lifts his sleeve to cover himself from the meaty dishes like a flustered victorian lady, and the ladies are like, YOU sir are the MAIN DISH; back at camp Tang Monk’s disciples are like ‘oook master is definitely captured, bros which direction should we search first?’ so Bajie finds those beautiful bathing women in the oasis and steals their clothes knowing the women are all exceptionally dangerous spider demons who beat his ass then slowly drag him into their silk web cave ‘oh, hey master,’ then Wujing and Wukong bust in to save them, and the beautiful women all explode into gigantic fuckbig MONSTER TARANTULAS like Lord of the Rings and they battle it out, the disciples narrowly and save master and beat the spiders; BUT THEN the nightmare isn’t over, because the main spider woman is MAD and she vows revenge, so she goes to HER BIG BRO for help and her big bro is a fuckbig CENTIPEDE DEMON, and things turn into a neo-noir film where the pilgrims go to a teahouse to chill, but unbeknownst to them the teahouse owner is the centipede bro and the tea is all POISONED so everyone falls over unconscious except mr Sun Wukong who tries to solo the demons, but the centipede man opens his robes and there’s, like, ten centipede eyes (eye?) on his chest that shoot PURPLE LASERS out and Wukong gets lasered nearly to death before he drops to the floor, and the centipede and spider demon are like, ok, the monkey is too dangerous, we should get our indentured slave to check if he’s dead, and they send out centipede demon’s indentured slave to do a pulse check like narcissa malfoy did harry potter upon voldemort’s orders, and the slave is a little boy who is a normal turtle demon who is clearly poor and innocent; Sun Wukong feigns unconsciousness, wakes up to smash turtle’s head in, realises he’s like 12 and is like ‘oook don’t cry I won’t hurt u,;’ then the boy tells him crucial info on how he can defeat the evil centipede: he’s terrified of only one thing,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,a heavenly rooster who eats centipedes; so Wukong goes to the correct deity to petition to use their rooster, but they’re not home, but master and bros are still captured, so he goes to STEAL their gotdamn rooster to eat the insect duo; but when he gets there centipede man lasers him, but Sun Wukong knows his tricks now, so centipede demon rises and turns into a MEGAFUCKBIG CENTIPEDE, at which point mr ROOSTER steps in and solos the centipede, Wukong finally defeats Spider demon and gets master and bros back.
The back-to-back arcs of the spider and centipede demons were a incredible
#jttwfestival2020#then wukong bows to the rooster for saving his ass#unironically#the spider-centipede duo were so big brained
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Squish🐠 Florian Munteanu
Warnings: smut, lots of fluff, pain
Tags: @mrsbanreswillseeyou
Relationship: Florian Munteanu x black plus sized reader
I walk through the true white halls of the hospital. My chest is tightening up. I’m nervous and scared as hell. I got a call from the hospital saying my boyfriend and neighbor in the hospital.
I arrive at the desk with barely enough oxygen to sustain myself. “Florian Munteanu”
“Yes he’s in room 266. Can I ask of your relationship towards him” she wraps the arm band around my wrist
“I’m his sister” I lie. She looks at my dark skin tone with confusion
“Take the elevator to the third floor and follow the arrows” without anything else being exchanged I run to the elevator pressing the button frantically.
“Please God just let him be ok” I say a silent prayer and cross myself before the door opens.
Being in this shitty thing couldn’t have been slower. Finally when the door opens I race out and look at the wall 266 on the left.
I make my way to the room and it’s silent. I knock on the door and hear a low voice telling me to come in. I walk through and go through the curtain seeing Florian with a cut on his swollen cheek. His knuckles are wrapped in ice and a nurse is wrapping his ribs up with bandage.
Tears spill over my eyes and I let out a controlled breath. I turn around and close my eyes getting myself together. “Y/N I’m ok” I dry my eyes and take another deep breath turning around
“If you were ok you wouldn’t be on the hospital what the hell happened” I ask
“You don’t know this but I’m a boxer and I set you as an emergency contact which is why you’re here but I promise I’m ok I’ve been through worse baby”
“Saying that doesn’t make anything better I swear” I sit down and he smiles
“You worry too much”
“You don’t worry enough”
“I want a cheeseburger when can I be released” he asks the nurse. A middle aged woman with a nice structure.
“Tomorrow morning. We just wanna make sure there’s no hemorrhages in the middle of the night”
“I’m staying”
“Y/N-”
“Ma’am I don’t think we can have overnight guests”
“You can today” I say. She looks down and finishes his bandage before leaving.
“You don’t have to stay”
“I’m staying and there’s nothing you can do to stop me” I say “you gave me a panic attack while I was driving so for my own sake I’m spending the night with you”
“I appreciate it”
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I wake up and see Flo asleep. I stand up and stretch. The nurse comes in and smiles at me.
“I’m gonna go home to change and shower then I’ll be back” I whisper. She nods.
“Promise” I hear a low voice and then around seeing Flo with his eyes open. I walk over to him smiling.
“Promise” I kiss his head and leave going back to my apartment. The drive felt like the longest drive ever. Even with my nap I was still tired. I open the door and take a deep breath collecting my thoughts. My phone rings and I see it’s Flo.
“Hey Squish you ok”
“Did you just call me Squish?” His voice is raspy and deep. Ugh so hot.
“I did” I smile setting my purse down. I go in my bathroom and look at myself. I look like a raccoon.
“When you get a chance can you feed Zuni please the spare is under the mat”
“I will” I say
“Thank you princess”
“Of course” I hang up and go outside. I grab the key from under the mat and open the door revealing the beautifully structured apartment.
“Zuni” I call. A cute Savannah cat appears and meows at me. She rubs against my leg and I go into the kitchen seeing her empty bowl. I fill up her cat food and give her some water. I see the plants sitting on his window sill and I water them. I look around the house looking for cat poop just in case and surprisingly I don’t see any. My OCD makes me fluff the pillows and fix the crooked pictures of him and his family.
I leave out his apartment and lock it back before going back to mine. I grab my toothbrush and toothpaste and hair brush. I also grab a change of clothes putting them in my large purse. I grab a hair brush and some water in a spray bottle for my kinky hair.
I go into my bathroom and take a shower feeling the hot water drench me. I’m so tired.
Once I’m out I grab my phone checking the time, 4:56am. I put on a t-shirt and some leggings grabbing my slides. I grab my purse and walk out to my car feeling the warm spring weather hit me.
I turn the ignition and turn off the music just driving in silence. I do this a lot when I’m tired or emotional. He wants a cheeseburger and there’s only one place I know that’s open 24 hours. CJ’s. I drive over into the drive thru. I order food for me and him and proceed to the hospital.
I get back to the hospital and I’m immediately sent up. I get up to Florians room seeing him asleep again.
He opens his eyes hearing my movements and he tries to sit up but hisses in pain. I drop my stuff and rush to his side “lay back and chill out please”
“This is making me mad” his veins are prominent in his arms from his anger “I wanna move as a gotdamn please and hug you and kiss you and stand up without being in pain”
I lean down and hug him and kiss his lips “there now you only have two problems to work on. I bought you something”
His hand moves to my butt in my leggings caressing it. Since he’s having a moment I’ll let him feel me up a little “what’s that”
“A double cheeseburger” his eyes light up and I smile.
“I love you” he kisses me “but what about the nurse”
“I’m hiding it” she comes in and smiles at us. I sit in my seat waiting for her to take his blood pressure. When she’s finished she smiles at him.
“I’ll be back in like 2 hours to give you more pain medication if you need it”
“Thanks” he says. She leaves and I grab the cheeseburger from my purse
“Shit the sauce got in my bag”
“I’ll buy you another”
“I hate when you do that” I say handing it to him. He lifts his arm and retracts in pain. I stand up and sit next to him. I unwrap the cheeseburger feeding it to him.
“I want you to ride me and feed me” he says out of the blue.
“Squish you can’t get any until you feel better I don’t care what you say”
He whines “you can sit on my face”
“Absolutely not” I smile
“Can I at least get a kiss” I roll my eyes and lean in kissing him. I lean back and feed him the rest of his cheeseburger.
I clean off my hands and eat mine “I got us a milkshake to share” I pull out the large chocolate shake. He takes a sip and tries to sit up again. Florian groans in pain and I look at him.
“Where are you going” I ask
“I have to pee” I set down the stuff and go to his bedside helping him. I wrap his large arm around my shoulder and he tenses groaning at the pain.
“I’m sorry” I say. He’s finally to his feet and he takes a deep breath. He walks to the bathroom closing the door and I sit on the bed.
After like 3 minutes I hear his deep voice “babe come here”
I get up and open the door seeing a tent under his hospital gown.
“This is what you do to me” seeing him like this does turn me on I’m not gonna lie but what if he gets hurt more?
“I don’t wanna hurt you Florian you’d be better off waiting” I say
“I’m a big man I’ll be fine” he says “come bounce on it”
I couldn’t resist. I walk towards him and pull down my pants “promise me you’ll say something if I hurt you”
“Promise” I drop my underwear and go over to the bathtub putting my hands on the ledge. He follows me and carefully slides in with ease. I arch my back and start bouncing my ass on his meat feeling it graze my g-spot. My head drops and I spread my legs more going down further.
“That’s it shit” he moans. I feel his hand palm my right cheek before coming down hard on it. Both of his hands make their way to my hips and I grind harder. My ass is clapping against his hips.
“Look at this sight” he moans. I bring one hand up to my nipple rolling it for extra pleasure. I let out a shaky moan with his name to follow.
“Florian” He smacks my butt again making me moan out and slow down. I pick up the pace again still careful not to hurt him. Unfortunately this time my hair was in a pineapple so he couldn’t pull it.
I let my butt jiggle and come down harder feeling his dick press against my g-spot.
“Look at you bouncing on my dick like a rabbit damn you look so sexy” he slaps the side of my thigh and rubs my clit. I feel Florian move so now regardless if I’m up or down his dick is right on my spot “you’re gonna make me cum”
He rubs my clit harder and I cry out. Florian growls and I feel his legs shake as well as he cums. I lean all over him at the same time gripping the ledge of the bathtub.
My legs shake and nearly give out when he carefully moves his arm and holds me up. Despite his pain and my shaking body he continues to rub my clit making my toes curl and my eyes roll to the back of my head.
I push him off and watch him chuckle as I sit on the ledge. “You’re lucky I cant get on my knees and force you to cum in my mouth” he’s obsessed with eating me out
“The nurse is going to kick our asses if you don’t get back in that bed” I smile
“Do you need help getting up”
“I’m fine are you good” he nods. I stand up and grab the rail just in case my legs do me dirty. I grab my underwear and pants slipping back into those and he just watches me.
“You ready” I smile
“Always” I get on the non-injured side and wrap his arm around my shoulder. I help him back to the bed and he sits down slowly.
He moves over to the side and pats the bed. “Come lay with me”
I look at Flo and he pulls my arm. I get in the bed carefully and lay on his chest. After a little while I finally hear his faint snores. His heart beating is the most clamming noise to which I find myself falling asleep to.
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I’ve reached a Whole Nother Level of amusement with the king!Batter au in thinking a while about how the Batter isn’t all that big next to most other major characters.
#he looks like a kid who went through their parents closet and put everything on#he crown too big for he gotdamn head#i'll probably still draw him with the stuff all fitting him b/c it's easier but this is still pretty funny for me#king!batter#king batter#the Batter#OFF (game)#doodles#eye horror tw
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TMA CHARACTERS AT DISNEYLAND
Mostly bc I just woke up and if I can’t be there at least they can
Jon: complains about having to wait in line for rides the whole time but actually enjoys looking at the older fairytale rides and spends a lot of time while in line talking about the history of the park. he’s a little afraid of the big rides.
Martin: immediately buys an embroidered Mickey hat and has a strategy on how to get to all of the best rides with the least amount of waiting. Gets a map every time but doesn’t actually need it.
Tim: “guys if we pretend we’re all single riders we can cut the line and go even faster” dude. has no plan just is ready to run around the park doing whatever catches his eye. Enjoys taking pictures and shooting the breeze with the people in the mascot costumes.
Sasha: bought a lightsaber and wacks other members of the group with it if they bicker about what to do next. Always the tie breaker. Likes roller coasters a Lot and always has a silly photo after the ride.
Elias: talks about Walt Disney’s frozen head in such detail you start to wonder if he’s telling the truth
Melanie: another adrenaline junkie like Sasha, prefers California Adventure because they have more thrilling rides and also you can drink alcohol there. Never throws up after a ride, unlike Jon. Has a collection of stuff of her favorite princess.
Georgie: Loves to take pictures of the group and the unflattering candid to Facebook worthy post ratio is about 50/50. She’s cool doing whatever but when she asks to do something everyone immediately drops what they were planning next bc she’s worth it.
Gerry: pretends he’s too goth for it but becomes an excited kid when he first sees sleeping beauty’s castle. He doesn’t like haunted mansion it’s too corny but he loves the swing rides and other stuff like that.
Gertrude: pretends to be an old woman with a health condition so Gerry can cut the line. Makes fun of him the whole time about how excited he is but is secretly happy. Does a really good wicked witch voice that may have scared a child in line. (Note: most people do not fake their conditions but Gertrude absolutely would bc she a horrible old woman with the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.)
Nikola: runs around trying to steal the Mascot heads. She wants to BE Mickey Mouse. Miraculously she is not thrown out of the park.
Peter Lukas: trips couples who wear the just married disney pins idk fuck that guy
Breekon and Hope: they body too big for the gotdamn rides. they like the snacks around the park though
Helen Richardson: sings along with every disney song in every part of the park. buys a lot of festive souvenir tshirts and cycles them out several times a day. May or may not aid Nikola in trying to unmask a Mouse.
Mike Crew: sticks around for a laugh and for the tower of terror/guardians of the galaxy ride. Might disappear somebody might not depends on his mood. The guy whose hair and countenance is completely immaculate each photo.
Basira Hussain: doesn’t get the hype at all and is more of a Disneyland foodie than anything and takes a lot of instagram pics for it. If anyone doesn’t want to go on a ride and doesn’t wanna wait alone she’ll sit and chat with them.
Daisy Tonner: half believes the thing Elias said about Walt Disney’s head and very subtly looks for it the entire trip. The only people who notice are Jon and Basira. Jon helps but he’ll never admit it
#the magnus archives#tma#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#tim stoker#sasha james#im not tagging all of these people go with god
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