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15x03 Commentary
  bunch of tired and caffeinated Europeans ( plus a sleepy American) scream together, and then die and try to get on with their day ( lol AS IF)
Hello and welcome:
@purpleskiesandcherrypies  (Nat)
@dean-winchesters-bacon  (Kat)  
@waywardbaby  (Zee)
@ain-t-bovvered  (Giulia)
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Opening my phone in the morning: 
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 What the fuck happened
Kat: You don’t wanna know
Kat: You’ll find out soon enough
Zee: Yeah ok I went to tumblr. Why did I do that ?
Kat: SHAME ON YOU
Giulia: BECAUSE U HAVE 0 PATIENCE
Kat: If you wanted to know I could have told you
Zee: I just opened the freaking thing and glanced at the first thing on my dash. Clearly, it was the wrong thing to glance at.  I yeeted out
Giulia: I DON T WANNA BE HERE
Giulia: will I cry
Kat: Do you want the honest answer
Giulia: No
Kat: Didn’t think so
Giulia: Im so tired already
Zee: Oh shush
Kat: Don’t I know it
Nat : ok i'm read
Nat : or not . whatever
Giulia: I’m not!! Help
Giulia: Ok im ready
Kat: Question first!
Zee: Uh oh
Giulia: I don t like it
Kat: With the download, do y’all have the green CW screen first?
US: no
Giulia: * stressed* Why 
Kat: Because I watch my recording, I don’t download so I want to make sure I start in the same spot
Giulia: Oh ok.... Geez
Zee: Are we ready?
Nat : Are we all not ready
Kat: I think we are right?
Nat : 3
Nat : 2
Nat : 1
Nat : go
Giulia: Ghost’s town again yay
Nat : Unpopular opinon: I hope Ketch dies
Kat: Sames
Giulia: Well he done anyway so
Kat: ...
Giulia: GREAT
Nat : idgaf about Ketch
Nat : AH GHOST TOWN THE 3RD YAY I'm so happy
Kat: Love these random ass hunters
Giulia: I see white pants I think Jensen jib10
Kat: SHUSH
Nat : Legit wanna throw my laptop away
R: The "Rafforza l'incantesimo"
my italian ass: GASPS
Giulia: Look at Rowena pretty dress
Kat: Yyyeessss that dress
Giulia: Also she brought a change
Zee: Came prepared
Nat : She's the thing that keeps me watching at the moment
Kat: Of course, it’s Rowena
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Nat : UGH I felt that
Giulia: I felt dean
Zee: For me it’s deans legs and cas’s fed up face
Giulia: That place again
Giulia: What
Nat : Insert Joey gif: I'M SOOOOO SICK OF THIS TOOOOOWN
Giulia: Noted
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oh look me walking with my tall friends
that door banging scared the shit out of me
R: Prendi cio che è debole, rendilo forte. D'una piuma d'oca, fai una spada.
Take what’s weak and make it stronger. Of a duck feather make it a sword
Giulia: OH ITALIAN
Zee: Is she speaking Italian?
R: Dalla nebbia, cemento possente, impenetrabile, inflessibile.
From fog, mighty concrete, impenetrable, inflexible
Giulia: SHE IS
R: Rendilo forte.
Make it stronger
Giulia: And pretty well too
Kat: It’s not working Sam
Zee: Connection lost. Check server
Giulia: Oh no
Kat: And down she goes
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Giulia: Thanks
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Zee: A real drink
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Giulia: Lol
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Kat: This look 🤣🤣🤣
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Giulia: Gotta use it
Kat: Love the silent conversations
Giulia: Fuck off belphy
Nat : Ah angry ghosts . What else is new
Zee: I kinda love his sass
Kat: Same but I still want to stab him
Nat : Wow, imagine this was the last three episodes. It's over in a freaking ghost town. I'm still salty, can you see?
Giulia: Yeah that would fucking destroy me
Kat: Not at all you hide it so well
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Giulia: That’s not who we are
Zee: Go Dean!! Tell them
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Giulia: AWE SAM
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Kat: Aw Sammy
Giulia: SAM
He’s so gentle . Such a big gentle giant, I love him.
Zee: Control your face Sam
Kat: That doesn’t happen. At all.
Giulia: YOU SHUSH THE FUCK DOWN
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Giulia: that strap tho
Nat : Not gonna give up
Kat: He never does. Take a knee
Nat : He's like a leave in the wind, give up not giving up give up not giving up
Zee: Is he us?
D: Oh, I'm not freaked. I'm angry, okay? I'm pissed.
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Giulia: I M PISSED TOO
Kat: THAT PISSED WAS SO COUNTRY
Kat: Jensen your Texas is showing
Giuls: And I’m loving it
Giulia: I need more then
D: Th-This... This sloppy-ass ghostpocalypse... that's Chuck's ending? No. No, I don't think so. After everything that he has put us through? I'll be damned if I'm gonna let some glorified fanboy get the last word.
Giulia: SLOPPY ASS GHOST APOCALYPSE
Nat : Sloppy Ass Ghost Apocalypse. Yeah, that's about sums it up
 Zee: Glorified fan boy
Giulia: dean speaking up for the fandom 
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S: Anything useful in there? R: Not a thing.
sure
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Nat : You don't have eyes
Nat : snorts
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Zee: You don’t have eyes
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Giulia: Ok that was funny
B: I got an idea, but, uh... you're not gonna like it.
Giulia: DON T
Giulia: TOUCH
Giulia: MAH BABY
Kat: You okay bb?
Giulia: no  I’m fear 
Kat: What
Giulia: Because i just remembered the season trailer. And i wanna be wrong
Zee: Surprised moose
Nat : Did he just say, minions
Nat : But that would mean that Belphy would stay on earth?
Kat: No he’d be in hell
Nat : Ah
Giulia: Ah
Giulia: ... I don t like this
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Kat: DIBS ON SAMUEL
Nat : Dibs on Samuel
Giulia: Dibs on samuel
Zee: Dibs on Samuel
Nat : Hey
Giulia: AH sam witch confirmed
Nat : I'm calling Dibs on Dean then
Kat: NO
Giulia: Cas🙋🏼‍♀
Zee: Was waiting for Kat
R: Whoever does this, they'll be unprotected. No salt circles... all manner of angry spirits right up in their grill.
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Nat : So yeah, Belphy wants Cas
Giulia: NO Don t look at my bb
B: I want protection.Muscle.
D: Yeah, Cass’ll go.
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C: Well, it sounds like I don't have a choice.
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Giulia: DEAN
C:
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Zee: Dean threw him under the bus
Giulia: ugh
Kat: Oh babe
Giulia: COME ON
Nat : Dean would literally do anything now
Nat : That's how desperate he is
Kat: YUP
Nat : I see more of Ketch than I ever wanted
future me: ain’t that right
Zee: His underwear are ridiculous
Kat: SNORTS
Nat : Kill him
Giulia: Jesus lady there is an apocalypse going on
random demon I don’t care about: And you won't give them up? Not for any price?
K: Not at any price.
Giulia: Aw ketch
Kat: ya happy Nat?
Nat : AHHHHH OMG YES
Giulia: Eh
Giulia: We are at 2 spn final season deaths already nice
Zee: Casually strolling the graveyard
B: You know, your part in all this is, uh, pretty dangerous.I mean, you could die, get trapped in Hell. Your friends might never see you again. Funny, 'cause, uh,they didn't seem to think twice about it.
R.U.D.E.
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Nat :lol Cas
Giulia: AHAHAHAH
Zee: Ok
Kat: Hhhhhhhaaaahahhaaa
Giulia: DO I LOVE HIM
Giulia: witch stuff
Nat : And what's Dean's role in this?
Nat : I think I got distracted
Kat: Outside by the hole  
Giulia: Being grumpy 
Nat : Ah where he should be 😉
Kat: Ready and waiting lol
Giulia: Well you’d want him in
Nat : Well, not the whole of him
Zee: FOCUS LADIES 
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Zee: so fed up
C: Yet you needed protection, "muscle", for this?
B: Okay, you got me. I wanted company. I wanted your company. What? Shouldn't we at least try and be friends?
Nat : Belphy is Giuls
Giulia: WOW
Nat : You would want Cas' company too
C: You are not growing on anyone. Sam and Dean are just using you. Don't mistake that for caring about you, because I can assure you they don't.
B: Wow. You learn that the hard way?
Giulia: AWE NO BELPHY SHUSH 
Kat: Cas should know
Nat : Sush
Giulia: OH THAT REALLY STUNG
C: You're wearing Jack, who was like a son to me, like a coat.
Zee: Like a son to me
C: It's an abomination.
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Giulia: im sad. I’m so sad
Zee: I think you should wait
Kat: It’s gonna get worse bb
Giulia: DON T PUSH HIM
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Nat : Why does Cas has to go in first
Giulia: what else is new
Zee: The muscle
Nat : Ah
Nat : Do we trust him?
Kat: WHAT DO YOU THINK
Zee: No
Giulia: I hate how I can recognize enochian
Giulia: I trust bel so little
Nat : I don't think he should say that out loud
Kat: SUNG
Giulia: Oh
Zee: What?
Giulia: WHAT
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Kat: SING IT CAS
Giulia: OMG WHAT
Nat : Don't do it?
C: ♪ Toh-luh dah... ♪
Giulia: OH COME ON
Kat: That’s all you get lol
Giulia: fuck  Oh great that was the “musical”
Nat : Ah Dean's at the hole
Nat : snorts
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Kat: There might be a couple seconds more I can’t remember
Nat : Sam just thinks that he should be with Dean when this all goes to shit
Nat : And I cry
Giulia: ...great
Kat: Nope
C: ♪ ... mee ♪
Zee: Like an angel
Nat : WELL
Giulia: Oh fuck off
Zee: Oh fuck
Giulia: Well
Nat : Who is she again
Giulia: Ardat Some demon who wanted to kill bel
Nat : Ardat Lili is a dangerous storm spirit from ancient Sumeria, a vampiric succubus who visits men at night
Giulia: Thanks Hermione
Kat: Thanks google
Zee: Nerd
Nat : At least I know how to work google. Unlike the majority, it seems
Giulia: well I’m doing 3 things at the same time
Giulia: Everybody wants to rule hell. Nobody learned a thing from Crowley
Zee: It’s been a while since Cas got smacked
Giulia: He’s a fucking angel
Giulia: OF COURSE
Nat : THERE WAS A VACANCY. Pfffff
Kat: Ugh he’s so annoying
 Zee: That close up Giuls ? 
Giulia: I KNOW EXCITING
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Nat : Ah the wind in Dean's hair
Nat : I need that close up Giuls   
Kat: The wind in Cas’ trench
Nat : lol in Cas' shirt
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Giulia: that hand holding
Kat: 😭
Giulia: I’m having anxiety
Zee: We see
Kat: YOU SHOULD
Nat : Shouldn't Cas go out before it closes. Before Dean throws that bomb in?Ah, too late
Giulia: I can t take it
Giulia: DEAN.  DEAN FUCK
Zee: COME ON
Kat: He’s got business
Giulia: CAS
Giulia: what
Kat: IT’S NOT HIS FAULT AT THE MOMENT
Giulia: What is happening
Giulia: I’m so angry at everyone
Kat: CAS IS MAD
B: It's me... Jack.
Giulia: JACK SHUT UP
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Zee: NO
Giulia: OH NO
The struggle Castiel going through is painful ok. I hate it , HATE IT.
Nat : Ah so Jack is gone?
Kat: His body I guess
Giulia: I HATE THIS
Nat : For good?
Giulia: FUCK NO
Zee: WTF
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Giulia: WHAT WAS THAT SIGH
Well this destroyed me .
future me: AH JUST YOU WAIT DUMB BITCH
Kat: That wasn’t Jack
Nat : Because he's still in the empty, right? He's forgotten there
Giulia: FUCK
Kat: Death has plans
Zee: CAS
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Oh you can see the moment Castiel feels like he’s got nothing left . great.
Nat : What
Giulia: ROWENA
Nat : WHAT
Kat: JUST FUCKING WAIT
R: Won't need that where I'm going.
Nat : Ah fuck
R: Magic can do anything, Samuel , can contain anything... even the vast multitudes of Hell.
Giulia: I HATE THIS
Zee: WHAT?
Giulia: NO
Nat : If I pay the price
R:"Death Is an Infinite Vessel."  A spell so simple it draws its power from its caster.Just two ingredients.
S: Rowena, why didn't you tell us?
shut up Sam 
R: Because, dear, the first ingredient is my own still-coursing blood. And the last is my final breath.
Giulia: I DON T LIKE THE PRICE
Nat : Rowena loves them to much
Zee: Hold on HOLD ON
Giulia: i love her so much
R: I'll absorb the ghosts and demons and return them to Hell.In time, my body'll break down, and they'll be released right where they belong.
S: No, no. No. Rowena... no.
Giulia: GREAT
Nat : NO AH
Giulia: I DON T WANNA SEE SAM CRY
R: To perform this spell, I have to die. And it has to be you that kills me.
Nat : Right, in every death book of Rowena, she's killed by Sam
Kat: POOR SAMMY
Giulia: OF COURSE GREAT
Zee: HE GOT OUT
Kat: SEE HE GETS OUT
Giulia: BUT AT WHAT PRICE
Kat: MIGHT BE BETTER IF HE STAYED THOUGH
Giulia: WHAT ?! YIKES 
R: My real, permanent demise is at your hands. It's in Death's books.
S: Yeah, well, you know what? Screw the books.
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Us: *LOUD GASP*
D: Wh-What about the Crook?
C: It's gone. It was destroyed.
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That what is so ..... wow
R: I don't care about anything enough to take my own life.Not you, your brother... not even the world. But I believe in prophecy. I believe in magic. And I'm here, and you're here, and everything we need to end this right is in our hands.I know this in my bones...it has to be this way. Do it! Kill me, Samuel!
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Nat : I'm-
Kat: 😭😭😭😭😭
Giulia: I’m
Zee: INDONT WANNA WATCH
Giulia: I CANT TAKE ALL THIS
Nat : Fuck, Sammy
Giulia: OH MY GOD SAM
Nat : Sam is too fragile for that
Kat: I BELIEVE IN PROPHECY AND MAGIC 🤣😭😭
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R:   I know we've gotten quite fond of each other, haven't we? But will you let the world die, let your brother die, just so I can live?
Giulia: NO SHUT UP
Zee: Shut up Rowena
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Giulia: NO
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Giulia: NO
Nat : Dean's pissed. What else is new
Giulia: NO NO
Nat : NO
Giulia: SAM
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Nat : NOOOOO
Giulia: FUCK
Zee: God damn
Kat: NNNOOOOOOOOO
Giulia: STOP IT
Kat: She says Dean’ll die and Sam gets stabby
Giulia: NO ROWEEEENAAA
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R: That's my boy.
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Kat: THATS MY BOY
Nat : Of course
Giulia: WHAT IS THAT FACE SAM
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Giulia: FUCK OFF
Giulia: FUCK THESE EPISODES
Nat : OH NO
Giulia: SHIT
Kat: IS IT BETTER OR WORSE THAN BORING
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Nat : SAMMY CONTROL YOUR FUCKING FACE
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Giulia: IM NOT READY
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Giulia: NO DON T SAY THAT
Kat: JUST LIKE CROWLEY
Giulia: COME ON
Zee: CAN THE MUSIC NOT
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Nat : CAS
Giulia: CAS BB
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Giulia: WHY AM I SO TIRED
Zee: IMAGINE HOW SAM IS FEELING
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Nat : HENLEY
Giulia: oh dean is in the nude
Zee: BUTT NAKED
Kat: SUCH GOOD SINGLE LAYER HENLEY PORN
Giulia: Oh he was crying In his room
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Nat : Does Sam actually fit in the bed?
Giulia: Ah yeah ketch too
Kat: Okay I know it’s super sad but these boys are looking GOOD
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Giulia: I KNOW AND IM SANGRY
I’M STILL MOURNING OK 
C: How's Sam?
D: Not great.
Kat: Get ready babes
C: Sorry about Rowena.
Giulia: No i refuse
Zee: WHAT?
Nat : NO
Giulia: Fuck
Nat : Don't you throw this in Kat
D: You're sorry? Why didn't you just stick to the damn plan?
Giulia: I DON T WANNA WATCH 
C: He wanted to eat every last soul to take over Hell, Earth, and every...
D: Yeah, and we would've figured it out... after. With Rowena.
OK but listen...figuring it out later could have been worse , although it’s true that Rowena was a real great asset. Idk man I’m hurting
Giulia: i can feel dean’s anger
Nat : Dean control your anger
C: Something went wrong. You know this. Something always goes wrong.
D: Yeah, why does that something always seem to be you?
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Kat: Oooohhhh boy
Nat : WHAT
Giulia: NO
Nat : DID YOU JUST SAY
Giulia: DEAN  U FUCK
you can see the shock and hurt and heartbreak on Cas’ face but it’s fine , it’s fine WE’RE FINE
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C: You used to trust me, give me the benefit of the doubt. Now you can barely look at me.
They both so hurt and I cannot bear this
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Zee: Can’t breathe
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C: My powers are failing, and... 
yeah can we talk about that ? becasue...why the fuck
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C: and I've tried to talk to you, over and over, and you just don't want to hear it. You don't care.
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Nat : The eyeroll
Giulia: I HATE THIS SHIT
Kat: I know bb
SO ANGRY
C: I'm... dead to you.
SO SAD
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Nat : The eyeroll
Giulia: I HATE THIS SHIT
Kat: I know bb
Giulia: IS THIS FANFIC
Giulia: I READ THIS 364830173 TIMES
C: You still blame me for Mary.
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Giulia: NO
C: Well, I don't think there's anything left to say.
D: Where you going?
IS THIS FANFIC
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Nat : CAS IS GOING AWAY
Nat : CAS STAY
Kat: You knew it was happening bb
Zee: WHAT
Zee: THE
Zee: FUCK
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C: Jack's dead. Chuck's gone. You and Sam have each other. 
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Giulia: NO THIS SONG
Nat : I know
Kat: I know
C:  I think it's time for me to move on.
Zee: STOP HIM YOU ASSUOLE
Nat : I knew it but I'm not happy about it
Kat: Group hug
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Giulia: WELL DEAN LOOKS REGRETFUL SO AT LEAST THERE’S THAT 
Kat: As per usual. He lashes out then is sorry about it.
Nat : That's human
Giulia: HEY YALL CAN TALK TO MY CORPSE
Giulia: TRAILER TIME BECAUSE IM IN DENIAL
Giulia: MEH
Nat : Yeah well, the next ep is kinky
Giulia: gag me
Kat: Yup
Giulia: My heart is broken. This ep destroyed me
Kat: I know bb
Zee: DONT LIKE THE PROMO
Giulia: FUCK OFF THE PROMO I DON T GIVE 2 SHITS ABOUT IT
Kat: But Jensen directed
Zee: Dean was exceptionally assholy
Nat : We'll get Lumberjack Dean
Kat: That too
Giulia: dean is on a real fine thread
Giulia: I think that’s when there is samifer
Kat: Well the red was there And it was red when we see bearded!dean
Giulia: I currently don’t give a shit honestly
Kat: They’ll make up by the end
Giulia: Yeah i wanna see when
Giulia: Whatever I’m so tired
Giulia: Fuck off
Giulia: Im also pretty real sad.  And that hasn’t happened in long on spn
Kat: Jensen said in an interview it hasn’t happened yet so we’ll see
Zee: We all are
Kat: I know. I knew exactly how y’all would react
Giuls: Ok but it’s not even about destiel. I just hate to see them fight instead of working together
Giulia: My stomach hurts too now. I should go. Kat go the fuck to sleep. And nobody talks to me about the ep
Kat: I AM TALKIN TO ZEE
Giulia: Hush i can still hear you over the sound of my soul crying
Zee: In my defense, I told her to sleep
Kat: Give your soul a tissue
Kat: She did. Many times. I didn’t listen like usual
Giulia: That vinyl now looks real good to ease my pain. Not gonna lie
Zee: Take me with you. I’ll probably be a mile back but still
Giulia: I rewatched the end briefly because I’m a dumb bitch.  And yep, i can confirm i screamed into my pillow and got actually teary eyed and boi am I dumb to get actually tears for a tv show jesus and it’s only ep 3 but the threat of the ending is getting tight around my neck already and this is stupid, and fuck. And bye
Giulia: People are hating over everything right now
Kat: Yup. People hate Cas, people hate Dean, people hate the town (@Nat )  Plus, I think it, being the last season, makes people lash out more.
Nat : Hey
Kat: Did I lie?
Nat : No but it still hurts
Kat: Well they’re away from it now At least there’s that
Giulia: Why, where are they Idk
Kat: Do I have to say it?
Giulia: Say what
Kat: Where people are. I don’t think you wanna hear it
Giulia: Exactly
Kat: So we won’t say it lol
Giulis: For what it’s worth all the people throwing hate at Dean and Castiel can all suck my dick.
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