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gumm1defloor · 2 months
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Vox can understand Velvette just fine. They don't necessarily need to get along all the time, but they have a mutually beneficial contract that guarantees her support in the most efficient way possible, just how they both like it, short and strict and to the point. Vox does not understand Valentino. It drives him unimaginably, disgustingly insane. He knows how to handle him, make no mistake. Valentino is a never-ending powerhouse that wrangles out content from his employees like there is no tomorrow. He's proven himself to be Vox's most lucrative investment yet. He is resourceful, well-connected and most importantly predictable enough to rein in. Because he listens to you, because he needs you.
He is also, undeniably, out of his goddamn mind. Yet you've already invested too much in the corporate empire you've built together and there is no point turning back now that you have him so close to your side. It's OK however! He couldn't possibly be stupid enough to throw away the best partnership deal he's ever had just for the sake of something petty cause -oh, wait - he genuinely might just be that stupid and you never would've guessed because he's so cocksure of his bullshit that 80% of the time it ends up working in his favor anyway.
Fuck his life indeed. The kicker for this of course is that Valentino, genuinely does believe he has struck gold with Vox. Valentino is a clingy, possessive, immature, perverted, sadistic, egotistical man-child with severe rage issues and zero impulse control. No he is not aware of this at all. No he does not know why nobody is able to tolerate him and why every single person he gets close to hates his guts with every inch of their burning rotting souls. All he knows is that hell has now given him a flat faced prince in shining liquid crystal armour, riding on a cash filled horse with promises of power and luxury, who's practically handing him success on a silver platter. Doesn't mean that Val trusts him, doesn't mean he doesn't enjoy seeing him lose his shit. But at the end of the day vox has his back, and as long as Val keeps calling for him, he'll eventually turn up and make everything better. Cause hey if Vox hasn't left him yet for this long he must be doing something right. Right?
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klm-zoflorr · 2 days
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Maybe I just want Jonathan Sims to snap
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fistfuloflightning · 7 months
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Hello, Grandfather. Hope you don’t mind company today.
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shantyofsins · 5 months
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Ya know what's crazy?????
The fact that Blitz knows so many famous people. He dated Verosika, is having a thing with Stolas, knows Fizzarolli, and now Asmodeus. He kind of knows Bee and Mammon... kind of-
Idk I just find it really funny. Like Moxxie, Millie, and Loona are all like "its you????" ya know, that one line from episode three. But honestly, it seems like him being him is working-
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(I know the others know famous people too, like Loona knows Bee, Millie and Moxxie probs know Stolas a bit too, but like I feel like Blitz somehow just has more personal connections with them, save for Bee and Mammon ig, but I can see him and Oz becoming good friends and I stand by that. Also I can definitley see Mammon and Bee remembering him so that still counts as knowing them-)
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f1cha0s · 1 year
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“Bye-bye”
Drive to survive, Ep. 5 “Pardon my French”
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deluxe-distrait · 1 year
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I love how whenever RT is playing Pokémon he clearly likes a lot of the tough looking Pokémon and always has a few of them on his team, because yeah, they’re cool designs and strategically viable. But he always goes absolutely batshit FERAL for a fluffy little creature or a cute pink fella every time as well. He sees something adorable and is in no way shape or form afraid to let chat know he loves it with his whole heart and would smother it to death with love.
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gilsart · 7 months
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some weeks ago i started writing as a daily exercise again and now i'm here, it's 3:45pm, fields of gold playing on loop, writing the first ever hetalia fanfiction in years. 16 year old me would be so proud
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rofefetasprite · 1 year
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listen. please just hear me out. dave and his animal girl gfs
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demadogs · 2 years
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love the idea of eddie being mike’s gay awakening and then he stops writing or calling will as much because he realizes his feelings for him
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steviesbicrisis · 1 year
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Steve making a joke about always falling for people smarter than him and Eddie correcting him by saying "you fall for people as smart as you, you mean" is the reason why Steddie is superior and you need to accept that.
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awesamcozy · 3 months
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yuore my dreamie say it to me
i have been so fucking normal and this is the most unnormal ive felt the entire time ive stanned dream like ohbmy god he cared about the posts on his timeline he remembered lees book and loyals chicken and asias bit and i feel crazy absolutely crazy
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to-the-all-blue · 4 months
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On my walk home from the cafe I was thinking about Sanji (as one does) and how every influence in his life for 19 years screamed at him to hunker down, stay silent, and never appear weak.
As much as I love Zeff and know he loved Sanji, it's clear he has such a straight-laced and unflinching view of masculinity and what it means to be a man. The environment on the Baratie was an extension of that.
It was a machismo world where affection was hidden behind kicks to the head and insults. The kind of environment where cutting your hand or something gets a response of "what? You call that an injury? Don't cry over nothing". Where outright kindness has to be dragged out of people, and then immediately covered up with a half-baked insult.
Throw into that environmemt a little boy who is desperate to prove he's not the failure he was told he was, and out pops a man who wears his heart on his sleeve for "acceptable manly emotions" but who hides real emotions behind anger, and hides pain (physical or emotional) altogether so as not to seem weak.
Tack onto that the idea that the only surefire way to show love is through self sacrifice (his mom + Zeff), then of course Sanji will be all sorts of jacked up.
We see throughout the series how Sanji is so unwilling to be vulnerable or to even admit he's feeling hurt at all. Plaster a smile on, make some comment about loving women, and voila! He's the man's man everyone expects. No need to worry about him. After all: he's strong.
...🥺
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spitblaze · 21 days
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You know. Perhaps I have reached the goal of my gender envy admiration of Hinata Hajime, by being Just Some Guy
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taikanyohou · 2 years
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dark! pete also entails him bragging and boasting with a snarl on his face to vegas, hell, to anyone and everyone, about how he owns vegas. how he owns seeing vegas. how he owns the fact that he knows exactly and precisely how to break vegas completely, and piece him back together again. how he owns the power and control he has over knowing that vegas will come back to him, every single time. how he owns vegas' firsts - the surrendering to pete, being his first true earth shattering life changing love, the admission to pete that he has nothing and is nothing, the self-loathing and the violence he inflicts upon himself. how pete owns the fact that he has sacrificed for vegas and no one has the fucking right to diminish or belittle or overshadow those sacrifices. he owns killing for vegas. he owns taking from vegas, selfishly. he owns being able to make vegas kneel on the ground for him.
oh, its so much fun for pete to go from looking like this doe-eyed, boyish, sweetheart to looking at anyone, including vegas, with a gaze so harrowing as this ferocious beast from inside him rears its head, as he declares his ownership of vegas.
that, yeah, pete's body, with all its pretty bruises and marks and scars that vegas leaves on him make it seem that its vegas who owns pete, to anyone who looks. and pete doesn't dispute that - wanting to be owned by vegas, because pete loves being owned by him in a way that he can drop the sweetheart look completely, and vegas won't find him a freak and run away. but pete isn't a pushover. all it takes is for the look in his eyes to shift to something so bone chilling that it makes vegas' blood run cold when pete looks at him like that, yet it turns vegas on and makes him weak for pete at the very same time.
because vegas? loves being owned by pete, just the same.
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just-french-me-up · 1 year
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i think, in the end, my favourite flavour of man is : unapologetically weird man who creates equally unhinged music on the internet JUST BECAUSE
see : shane madej, bill wurtz, tom cardy
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userjiminie · 4 months
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patiently waiting for your reaction 👉👈
my honest to god reaction
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