Sirius: Do you think I'm pretty, Moons?
Remus: *gay panic* Um??
James: Of course you're pretty, Padfoot.
Sirius: *pouting* Well it doesn't count when you say it, Jamie, you have to think I'm pretty.
Peter: *smiling knowingly* And lover boy over here doesn't?
Remus: *continuous gay panic* UM????
Sirius: *turning back to Remus and sitting in front of him* Please Moony?
Remus: I uh- Yes. Yes, I think you're um... you're very pretty.
Sirius: Thank you :))
Remus: *dies*
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I saw your request for Wally requests and I'm here to fill that void!
I have three requests but you can do how ever many you want!
Wally jealousy head canons (male reader)
a one shot of tad bit of an obsessive/and or jealous Wally with a very friendly s/o (male reader)
(they kinda go hand in hand hahaah)
and a valentines day one shot (male reader as u might've guessed hahaha)
I love that silly little man
Wally jealous Headcanons
🎨👁️• Okay, he's SUPER jealous
🎨👁️• If you are talking to another person he won't do anything if is poppy, or frank or any other neighbors
🎨👁️• oh but if is someone he doesn't like or someone flirting with you, haha prepare for a extremely jealous wally
🎨👁️• WILL stare at that person a lot, making them uncomfortable, maybe he will grab your hand and kiss it for you to give him attention
🎨👁️• if he's felling "flirty" he will slide his hand to your hips, maybe even squishing it a little
🎨👁️• once you get home, prepare for
a) a angry make out session who will leave you blushing and with love bites everywhere
b) Willy not understanding why were you talking with that person and making you flustered by all the things he said to prove he's better
c) angry cuddles and his face buried in your neck mumbling he's not jealous
🎨👁️•he will not kill that person, unless they did make you uncomfortable or they got to flirty
🎨👁️•he knows you are beautiful but you are his so fuck them
My precious flower
(one shot time)
⚠️TW⚠️: heavy dark topics such as
•blood, dead mention, staring, insinuation of SA/sick guy who flirted with you but is just plain cat calling [if you are uncomfortable with this topics, please don't read, i don't care about views here, your health is more important, please take care 🩵]
It was a sunny beautiful day at Welcome Home, you moved here just 4 months ago but everyone was so friendly you couldn't go, specially wally, he's super attentive and caring with you, almost a bit creepy but he isn't creepy, right?
Anyways, you were in your garden reading in the ground, it was summer so you where wearing [insert here your election of clothes] you were reading just to hear a whistle
"woah, look what we got here, hey cutie? Are you single?"
You stood up and walked to him, a bit scared
"no, I'm not, i have a partner, please could you go now?"
"oh playing hard to get i see... well if you don't want a date..."
He grabbed your wrist hard
"I'll make you have one with me"
You squirmed a bit but you calmed when you heard a friendly voice
"oh no, that wouldn't be nice, come with me gentleman"
Wally grabbed the guy and winked at you
Some hours have passed and wally come into your home, covered in what you supposed as red painting, he went to clean himself and came to you, both of his hands in your hips and his face buried in your neck
"you are mine just mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine"
He looked at you, and kissed your cheek,
Lets say you two had a really good cuddle evening with romantic movies
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i love the fact the captain basically says "slay queen" in old people language.
"one day they'll come out and be their true fabulous self" about caterpillars
"its chic and its now and if it makes her feel fabulous, *captain noises*" about that lady at the wedding
like... someone get my man one of those rainbow fans for dramatic effect bc...
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