"chilchuck isn't a twink, he's a DILF!" now i get why you're saying that but i feel like you've maybe forgotten what chilchuck tims canonically looks like
i'm sorry but this man is a twink. also DILF isn't a body type it's a status (and technically, an opinion) so he can be both
"but he's middle-aged!" look at him. look with your eyeballs. his age has nothing to do with the fact that he Looks Like That. he's a twink. the sooner you accept this the less angry his fandom will make you
edit bc this post has become the bane of my existence:
FAQ
Q: wtf do you mean he's a dad? he looks like a kid.
A: he is 29 years old, and a half-foot. half-foots are dungeon meshi's halflings, or hobbits, or whatever you want to call them.
Q: wait, if he's 29, why the fuck are you calling him middle-aged?
A: half-foots have an average lifespan of 50 years. chilchuck was originally drawn with grey hairs (you can see that in the manga fullbody) but the mangaka gave up on that over time. he's middle-aged for his race.
Q: hey, doesn't that look like a little angry face on his boot in the manga drawing?
A: yea kinda
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I love Raph and haven’t said that enough so to be more specific I love that Raph is a soft boy who loves bear plushies, a gross boy who eats an assortment of things that are definitely better left alone, a smart boy who is more than capable of taking down villains through planning and fortitude alike, a strong boy who is dedicated to training his muscles and fighting prowess, a teenage boy who loves his brothers but is more than happy to tease and roughhouse with them, an angry boy who sometimes lets his anger take a hold of him to cover the fear, a gentle boy who is generous with hugs and affirmations to those he loves, a capable boy who takes on more than should ever be expected of a teenager, a good boy who just wants to be a hero and slowly comes to realize the cost of that duty, a good boy who has no reservations about putting himself in the way of harm coming to his family, a good boy who’s a great brother and son and person and deserves only the best the world has to offer.
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My sibling couldn't remember Machete's name and kept calling him Hatchet, so then we started imagining Machete's distant cousin from the countryside. Hatchet does not understand politics nor does he have an opinion on religion, all Hatchet knows is potatoes and chickens. And dirt.
Hatchet sounds like a stand up guy.
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jeff graduating college with first class honours in the midst of taking down a human trafficking ring, hiding his existence from his adoptive father, working at a garage with an abnormally high mortality rate and getting railed by his older boyfriend is utterly bonkers
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Happy Bi-anniversary for this fella, who got his sexuality in my canon thanks to a fricking song (is under the cut)
and because you actually clicked on it you get a black and white version of the pic above as a price :D
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Part 1
I've been taking readings with the limited equipment I've been able to secure. Some riveting data accumulating. Hypotheses taking shape. My struggle with this is that the way this place works makes any hypothesis immediately come back to alter and contaminate the data.
Anyway, I've been working to capture, isolate and amplify certain frequencies from the background radiation ambient noise, so... let's see what happens.
I was caught in a loop. The deeper into the dark depths I got, peeling off the layers of the Dark Place, like the ocean zones, from twilight to midnight, to abyssal to the deepest trenches, the closer I felt to going mad.
This voice, the narration... It keeps going forever. This leads me to believe it's what's holding this place together, it's making it real. Is this the voice of the dreamer?
What's strange is that it sounds a bit like my voice.
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Genesis 4:1-5, translated by S. R. Driver, from The Book of Genesis, 1905
A Clash of Kings, Prologue - Maester Cressen
Emanuel Krescenc Liška – Cain (1885)
Claus Westermann, Genesis : a commentary, 1984
Arthur Segal - Kain und Abel (1918)
A Clash of Kings, Prologue - Maester Cressen
Natalie Diaz, A Brother Named Gethsemane, from When My Brother Was an Aztec
Lovis Corinth - Kain (1917)
Genesis 4:6-9, translated by S. R. Driver, from The Book of Genesis, 1905
A Clash of Kings, Chapter 33 - Catelyn IV
Odilion Redon - Cain and Abel (1886)
A Clash of Kings, Chapter 33 - Catelyn IV
Genesis 4:9-14, translated by S. R. Driver, from The Book of Genesis, 1905
A Clash of Kings, Chapter 31 - Catelyn III
St. Omer, Benedictine Abbey of St. Bertin; c. 1190-1200
A Storm of Swords, Chapter 36 - Davos V
S.R. Driver, The Book of Genesis, 1905
A Clash of Kings, Chapter 42 - Davos II
Lazzaro Pisani - Death of Abel (1885)
S.R. Driver, The Book of Genesis, 1905
A Clash of Kings, Chapter 42 - Davos II
A Clash of Kings, Chapter 42 - Davos II
Cain and Abel - City of Zeven - 2015 (source)
Genesis 4:14-16, translated by S. R. Driver, from The Book of Genesis, 1905
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