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fagm77 · 18 days
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interpret "best" however you want. and if you've never listened to hermitgang what the FUCK are you even doing. go listen to it now.
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also please reblog this even if you don't vote I am SO curious.
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nert-zz · 2 years
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talonwolf2 · 1 year
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM THE TOP ALL TIME SPOTIFY LISTENER OF HERMIT GANG???? I HAVE DOUBLE THE LISTENING TIME OF NUMBER TWO.
I have to admit, I still haven't watched the season the song's about 💀
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orangehalfpeeled · 7 months
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i have all of the hermit gang rap memorized btw. its SO good
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luigra · 1 year
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does lyrical analysis but in a really inconvenient way
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fluffypencil · 4 months
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mumbo could infact, not walk or jump over that
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pesky-waffle-bird · 2 years
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listen grian, nobody touches my bush. youre done
it all started when grian touched my redstone. he played himself li-li-like a xylophone set on automatic. Doc Monster is a savage, with technical skill and crazy vocal acrobatics. im a legend of the NHO with Etho, Beef, and Double 0. Doc MC is coming for you sevenfold. we got Rendog and other firemen to douse the flames that you shoot at this leviathan, Iskall can try again
you think im in hiding, im just biding my time. putting pen to paper, coming up with rhymes. we're the Star-studded group who got together just to crush you, once we start something you know we're gonna see it through. im the knight, the soldier who brings the fight at first light. yall had to incite, so now i gotta indict: youre guilty of getting murdered with words. yall are outgunned, go home nerds (woohoo!)
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if you think you can stop the symmetry, thats false. G-Team is dialing for help, but im ignoring their calls, and when their bodies dissolve youll know that False is on a killing spree. try to stop my pvp and perish painfully. im the queen of hearts, heads, and body parts. your diamond armour cant compare to my martial arts. i'll send a poison dart to make you breathe your final breath. G-Team's name will be the only thing left
caffinated, animated, redstone innovator.my behavior's crazy, cant phase me, Impulse is never lazy. Tango, why would you betray me, now my scope is aiming. better run for from cover from all the ghast balls that i be taming. without a sound, without no hesitation, my creations are amazing. better watch your step or the G-Team will end up blazing. who's the better team? there is no controversy. but before its said and done you'll be begging us for mercy
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oh, X gon' give it to ya, im gon' give it to ya, X gon' give it to ya, whaaat. lyrical boxing, dropping blows on all my foes. and the G-Team, theyre looking unclean, needing some sunscreen. burnt by words to hurt this herd of nerds, its insane how my rhymes got them injured. danger, danger! i got lasers to cut em up like razers. its flexin' season and I got flavour. their weak defenses like trenches and fences that these dense heads are presenting
theyre presenting them alright. theyre not very good. i could- i could walk over that, i could- i could jump over that. i could use an ender pearl, could use my elytra. c'mon G-Team, geez
yknow i don't know what to say, um let me- let me think
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now im back, got some things i wanna say. (yeah!) whats the letter that starts the alphabet? (Ay!) ladies get in line, the Diggity be on the way. Cleo dont know who she freakin' with. all the signs say to notify her next of kin, this Diggity-Dog be dropping bombs, nothing but hits. spit that rhyme again cause the message is: i can mumble rap and still be the best there is
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oh you- you wanted me to do a verse? id have to check with G-Team- i mean, uh, id have to- i'll have to check with my schedule and see if i can... see if im able to that sort of thing, you know? 'm a busy guy. do have to do a verse? oh, oh. you know? oh, oh. bananas. oh, oh. you know? oh, oh. bananas. do i have to do a verse? oh, oh, oh. bananas. oh, oh, oh. bananas. oh, oh, oh. bananas. oh, oh, oh. bananas. ugh, i just- i just dont know if its a good idea for me to be part of this song...
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eclipseartblog · 1 year
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Yeah... So that happened
Genuinely I can't tell if this was scripted or not, but. They. Really just blew up a whole machine. On accident, but. That was something that happened.
Anyways, I'm waiting for the aftermath. It's going to be interesting.
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redstonedust · 2 years
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BEGGING YOU TO PUT THAT POP/S.T.A.R.S REMIX ON YOUTUBE SO I CAN LOOP IT PLEASE
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OK OK HERE YA'LL GO
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sweetiespider · 1 year
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check out this masterpiece
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fujikos-gun · 2 months
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i cannot fucking believe ive somehow listened to enough hermit gang that i actually memorized the whole thing
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princeshilo · 1 year
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gusys. Guys.i need every hermitcraft enjoyer to listen to hermit gang on 2x speed at least once Guys please its the funniest thing to ever happen to me
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starflake-burning · 2 years
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I’m writing a fic for the @/hermitgang-ao3 fic event!! I forgot to post about it on here whoops. I got assigned the lyric “Doc monster is a savage” which was my first pick so I’m very excited!!
The fic I’m writing is about Doc being the monster in the woods, peacefully living out his days alone, when Grian, a newly transformed birdman, takes shelter in his attic. Through humorous miscommunication, Doc thinks Grian is just a particularly large bird that has started nesting in his attic. And Grian fears for his life. 
In the end, they’ll end up as unlikely friends. 
It’s been very fun to write so far! I have 4 chapters and around 5,000 words written so far. I think I’ll take my time with this fic and actually do some serious editing this time. It isn’t due until September so I have lots of time to write it in between school work. 
Hopefully I’ll remember to update about it on here more often!
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hailtotheskull · 2 years
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my one hermitcraft sin this that i’ve never listened to Hermit Gang.
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duolingobirb · 2 years
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i will pay to have doc rap again
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