Disney: Hades SFW Alphabet
Note: Since I've decided not to do NSFW content, I decided to do the SFW alphabet instead.
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A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
Hades loves getting affection, but often shows it in unusually ways.
Being the black sheep of the family, left him touch starved and desperate for affection(even if he'd never admit so....)
ACTS OF SERVICE!
Hades will(or have Pain and Panic) do whatever you need.
He loves physical touch, both giving and receiving it.
A day spent with Hades comes with the mandatory arm around your shoulders or waist at all times.
GIVE HIM COMPLIMENTS!
He will brush it off and or act like he already knows how amazing he is, but it will make his heart swell.
B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)
Hades is that shitty friend, that secretly cares, but needs to keep their dark and broody reputation up.
He will tell you the truth, despite whether he thinks that it will hurt your feelings or not.
Hades thinks that close relationships are not entirely necessary, and much prefers his own company.
At at least, that's what he tells himself.
Truthfully, this man is an extrovert stuck being alone, and pretends to not mind it, so his Zeus and Poseidon won't bug him.
C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
Hades will never admit it, but he does.
Though, if you bring it up in front of others, he will deny it so hard.
He's probably the best to cuddle with honestly.
He's already a walking heater.
"You comfortable there?"
".....mmhhp." You sighed.
D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
Being alone in the Underworld, Hades had to step up and do a large majority of the cooking and such.
However, he's still really shitty at cooking.
Like, will burn everything somehow.
Well, outside of getting frustrated and turn whatever's in his path to ashes.
"Hades, I literally asked you to boil water. What the fuck happened?"
E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
Honestly, just fucking says it.
Hades has no filter and will not hesitate to say what he thinks.
He wants this to be done with as soon as possible.
This does not change for break ups.
He does do it in person though and face to face, as he has enough respect to do so.
F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
Hades never seriously thought about marriage.
He was an immortal god.
He knew that being the king of the underworld scared others away.
Well, before his temper and jokes did.
There weren't too many on Mount Olympus who particularly enjoyed his brand of humor.
G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
He tries.
I swear, he really does.
He just isn't really sure how to go about doing so or how to turn off his jack-ass switch sometimes.
He's gotten a bit better, but still needs help.
He'll sit next to you while you're sad, but might ruin the moment when Pain frustrates him.
Or he'll be comforting you, and ultimately cracking a lot of jokes.
H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
Hades is very handsy, and this extends to hugs.
He's basically like a giant space heater.
Perfect for those cold nights in the underworld.
Hades' hugs are very warm, engulfing you in a welcoming hug.
Which makes sense given his size.
I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)
It takes him a while to say it.
Well, say it in a meaningful way that is.
You're used to him always jokingly saying it and such that it didn't even occur to you that that's what he was trying to say.
Which pissed him off.
"How much more clear did I have to be?!"
"You always say 'love ya' and shit," you groaned, "How am I supposed to know that this one was different?!"
J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)
ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME
Doesn't even try to hide it.
He will openly confess to being jealous with no cares given.
He doesn't care what you think about it.
K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
Quick and short or Long and deep
There is no in-between
Though, one thing remains constant.
He loves to kiss your neck.
Mostly because he's hoping that you'll reciprocate.
L = Little ones (How are they around children?)
He doesn't like them, but they love him.
It drives him fucking crazy whenever he is around them because he's a busy guy.
He's running late to meetings because a child wanted to show off their "art" to him.
M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)
Hades is up way before you
He's got a million things to do in the Underworld and sleeping in is not one of them
He'll let you sleep in though
Well....until he wants your attention.
So, usually about an extra hour.
N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)
Loud.
Hades is a talker and if he hasn't been around you for a majority of the day, then he will talk your fucking ear off.
"Hades, I mean this is the nicest possible way," you said, "shut the fuck up and lay down with me."
He does so, but not without soen comments and grumbling.
O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
Hades will reveal what he wants to
Usually in the form of ranting and rambling on and on and on.....
"......so I told Demeter that she's fucking nuts! I didn't steal your daughter. And then Zeus had get involved....." Hades groaned, sighing, "It was a while ordeal." Hades shrugged, "Anyway, so that is why you can't have a pet."
P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)
Literally, has the worst patience.
The whole underworld is fire proof, luckily because it would not have survived his temper.
You still have no idea how Pain and Panic bounce back from being burned so often.
Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
Hades may talk a mile a might and seem like he doesn't pay attention.
But, he does...... kind of.....
He tries.
"What's this?"
"Your favorite flowers." Hades said, "I had Pain and Panic run up and grab some."
"Oh....." You smiled, glancing down at the flowers.
"What's the matter? They ain't gonna bite you."
"Mmhmm." You nodded, "It's just that I am severely allergic to this particularly flower. If I touch it, you might have to fish me out of the River of Styx yourself."
Since then, he's been getting better at remembering the most important stuff, like your allergies.
R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
"I was gone for 5 fucking seconds."
"Hades! Watch the tone or you'll lose them." Aphrodite countered, glaring over at the God of the underworld. "And I'm surprised that you even got them..." she muttered, brushing aside some of your hair.
"And what does that mean?!"
"Oh," Aphrodite glances Hades up and down, "I think you don't need me to explain that to you, sweetie." She laughed.
"Oh, Hades is actually very sweet." You said, "in his own way." You muttered, shifting towards Hades' side.
Hades never mentioned it to you too much, but he always appreciated that you stood up to Aphrodite about him.
S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)
Hades is very protective.
Always has and always will be
Being a god, he has various ways and methods of protecting you or anyone he deems worth it
Sometimes you hate it, sometimes you love it.
He honestly doesn't care.
But, really loves it when you do tbh
T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
Hades does care and put effort into the bigger anniversaries and such.
"What's the occasion?" You said, gently placing down the glass of champagne.
"What?! Can't I just do something nice for once?"
"Okay, fair." You laughed.
Though, if he's plotting, then forget it.
U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)
His temper.
He knows it and so do you.
He doesn't try to hide it and you, honestly, never ask him too.
Also, this tends to go without saying, stubborn as fuck.
"What the fuck is that?"
"A painting. I though that it would look nice in your office and it does. It really makes th-Stop making that face, Hades." You groaned, "It's just a painting."
"Yeah, a painting in my office. Get it out." Hades said, "I like my office before."
"Yeah, boring." You muttered, grabbing the painting off the wall.
V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)
A little.
He's the God of the Underworld.
Gotta keep it sharp and spooky for whatever poor soul crosses his path.
But compared to the other gods, not as much as them.
W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
He always says that he wouldn't be, just to tick you off a bit.
But Pain and Panic know that that's a lie and now so do you.
During a fight, you two spent a week apart and he was a mess.
He didn't want to plot or do any other duties.
Didn't even conjure up any martinis for himself.
X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)
LOVES TO GOSSIP
He'll talk and listen to shit about anyone and lives for it.
But.... he can't keep a secret for shit.
He will gossip about someone and then fucking go around and tell then what was said about them.
Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)
Hades NEEDS someone who can crack a smile or laugh at a joke.
He cannot be with someone who cannot laugh or take a joke.
Such a buzz kill and snooze fest, ew.
Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)
Hades fucking snores
He denies it all the time even if you have recorded evidence, but he does.
And it's so fucking loud.
"Listen, I need to actually get some sleep tonight, so can you please just use that m-"
"I DO NOT SNORE!"
"Then, where the fuck is that noise coming from, Hades?"
"Well, right nex-"
"Don't you dare finish that sentence."
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Incorrect Quotes with my Disney/House Of Mouse OCs Ares and his bed of lambs
Ares: What? Not my lambs. [hugs his lambs] They've always been so loyal to me!
Daisy: But do you want to stay at this club?
Ares: [narrows eyes] Yes
Daisy: Then I'm afraid they'll be no more lambs
Ares: [tears in his eyes] All right, my children. You've got to go. I [sobs] can't keep you anymore!
Unnamed lamb of the bed: Ok Ares sir!
[The children all follow Minnie Mouse]
Ares: No, don't resist. This is how it has to be
[Ares begans crying as he watches his lambs walk away. Mickey, looking awkward and pats him in the shoulder]
[Hades and Dr Facilier get into an elevator, the lamb bed, Pain and Panic attempt to follow but Faciler blocks the flock with his cane]
Hades: Hold it here! [to Pain and Panic] You both are gonna watch those "cheerful cuties" and have em guard the front until i return
[Pain and Panic both salute and the lift ascends]
Unnamed lamb of the bed: Oh look. August is up here [points to the lift which August is inside, pounding on the glass]
Unnamed lamb of the bed: We have names?
[The lift reaches the top and opens, where Hades, Facilier and August walk out. August sees two other villains being Maleficent and Jafar enter. August watches in wonder. Chernabog stomps over her, which makes her move out of his way and falls over to the floor. August follows them in and stands near Hades' seat. Grimhilde, who was sitting next to Maleficent turns to look at August who is staring and waves at her with a smile]
August: [waves at Grimhilde] Your really pretty! By the way, why do you have a crown on your head? Does that make you [gasps] a Queen?
[Grimhilde transforms into an old hag and then cackles at August. August becomes startled, then hides behind Hades' seat]
[As many of the villains leave except for Hook, Smee, Shan Yu, Jafar and Maleficent, who go to an another room. As for August, Hades noticed her walking up to the lift]
Hades: Hey fuzzball. Yeah you, I'm talking to you, c'mere. I got a small job for you.
August: Oh. Yes dear god of the Underland!
Hades: Go follow those villain fellas here and fetch out this gold scarab beetle in here
[August salute and gives chase to the other villains who are in the other room]
[Scene changes to rest of the lamb bed attacking Pain and Panic while their yelling in pain]
[The elevator door opens and Hades is waiting for the lamb August to return after grabbing the gold scarab beetle. She was about to join the others when Hades stops her]
Hades: So, did you get the beetle
August: First, I manage to grab onto it, but they all saw what I was doing so, the pirate grabbed his sword, swiping it at me. Then I jump on top of the pirate's hat and ran fast to the lift, but i was stopped by a staff, but the top of it looked like a snake with red... eyes, and while i stare at the snake's eyes
Hades: And what was the last thing you did
August: ...tried to snap out of it–
Hades: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Let's just keep this whole gold beetle thing [grabs August by the chest] between us. You... and me. Deal? [reaches his hand out]
August: Deal, dear god from the Underland! [reaches her hand out]
[Blue flames rise from Hades' arm, then it surrounds the entire place until it goes out]
[Scene changes to Ares getting ready for bed in his home with his bed of lambs in pyjamas]
Ares: Ah! How was your day with... Hades, my lambs?
August: It was awesome Ares, I went to this meeting and there was a Queen, a pirate and a literal demon!
Ares: Mmm, that's nice!
August: And the pirate grabbed out his sword when I grabbed a golden beetle from the top! And I... was not supposed to talk about it.
[Ares clearly doesn't understand about this]
Ares: Oh. I'm pretty sure that you'll might see the club tomorrow, but now is time for sleep. Goodnight my sheep.~
[The lambs walk to Ares and cuddle together as August yawns to sleep]
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