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the12thnightproject · 27 days
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Warlords in a Snowball Fight
A general winter themed flash headcanon, as a gift for the Flash Exchange. @flash-exchange
Headcanon: Warlords in a Snowball Fight
In Azuchi…
Nobunaga – Strides through the field of battle, easily packing the snow into efficient weapons. Cooly confident that nobody would dare...  Splat!
Masamune – A snow battle? Bring it on! Runs wildly into action, skidding to a drift, quickly forms lopsided snowballs, and throws them with surprisingly good aim, especially given his blind side. Which… by the way… Splat!
Hideyoshi –  Sets out a list of rules, including, no ice in the middle of your snowball, no throwing snowballs inside the castle, absolutely no running! In the midst of announcing the rules… Splat!
Ieyasu –  Splat! He goes home and locks himself in his panic room with his emotional support sourdough starter.
Mitsunari – An army is made and broken by its organization. Carefully stockpiles snowballs at strategic points throughout Azuchi. Then gets distracted by a new book and forgets to join in the battle.
Ranmaru – Finds Mitsunari’s useful stacks of snowballs, and climbs to the roof, where he systematically picks everyone off, sniper style. Splat!
Keiji – Stands in the center of the field of play, grabbing the closest snow at hand, and throwing it randomly. He’s a dervish. Then he opens his arms wide and yodels, “Who wants to take on the wild child of these war-torn islands, he whose name is sung far and wide, the roguish misfit, Keiji Maeda?”  Splat! Splat! Splat!  
Mitsuhide – Excels at sneaking from hiding spot to hiding spot, surprising victims by popping up out of nowhere and disappearing before they can retaliate. Is also the reason Ieyasu is hiding.
At Kasugayama… things are slightly more dangerous
Kenshin – Instead of snowballs, hurls icicles like spears.
Kanetsugu –  When people complain about flying icicles, tells them they should be honored to receive such attention from the God of War.
Shingen – Organizes Yukimura and Yoshimoto into a team and carefully strategizes the best times and places to attack. Has also built a working snow catapult. In spite of all that, he ends up strangely covered in snow, because, let’s face it, the man looks great in a wet kimono. And out of one.
Yukimura – Is an athletic and efficient snowball thrower, very good on the front lines in an all-out battle, but not terribly good at sneak attacks.
Yoshimoto – Is every snowflake truly different? Let’s find out? He wanders out into the garden. Is not seen until spring.
Sasuke – After getting hit by one too many icicles, packs his snowballs with ground spikes and sets off smoke bombs to escape.
Lone Forces…
Kennyo –  Tricks Azuchi and Kasugayama into fighting each other, then goes off and feeds hungry forest creatures.
Motonari – Snow? Snow doesn’t burn. Hell has frozen over. Sets sail for more tropical climates at the first sign of a flake.
Kicho – Sets off an avalanche.
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soupdweller · 6 months
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day 15: Life and Death
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miss-galaxy-turtle · 3 months
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Roxie Hart, esp movie Roxie, is a girl kisser
Think about it
All the musical numbers on the movie are her imagination trying to cope w the situation, right?
SHE'S the one putting these gorgeous women in sexy outfits
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SHE'S the one who imagines a whole ass musical number about Queen Latifah being a sugar mama
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That is NOT heterosexual behavior!!!
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achillesnotfound404 · 1 month
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These two are on opposite sides of the theater kid spectrum
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fruity-pontmercy · 6 months
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not enough people in this damn fandom are talking about this saturday's West End enjoltaire kiss and im kinda pissed about it
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Sure, the Dead Robin's Club is a nice name and all, but you cannot look me in the eye and tell me that Jason "we could start a poetry slam and still bust these dorks" Todd, the original Dead Robin, theater kid energy given form, Shakespeare and Austen nerd, literature lover, would not call it the Dead Robin's Society.
It is a petty hill to die on, but I will do so.
Give him an oh captain, my captain moment, damnit!
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lilyacorn · 10 months
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Yandere actor x gn! Reader
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An: its kinda short but part 2 will be longer if this gets more than 40 likes! Thanks for 200+ followers btw!
Yandere actor- who was just a normal student in the class. Totally normal for you!
Yandere actor- who realized that if he couldn’t get your attention, then he will on stage. “…notice me…” with frustrated brows as he looked at you until the theatre poster on the board caught his attention.
Yandere actor- who practiced and reviewed his lines over and over to act the character perfectly it helped considering he’s very creative! delulu
Yandere actor- who eventually got the main roll! A little persisting with the contestants did the trick
Yandere actor- who would imagine you instead of the love interest as he did his lines “and… i love you.” With lovesick eyes as he imagines you in front of him. Instead of this other actor monstrosity. told ya hes very delulu
Yandere actor- who started imagining those scenes with you! Who’s image of you would lighten up and he would try to talk to you as if you experienced those scenes with him… Shit, hes starting to believe them
Yandere actor- who gains confidence with his delusions of you and starts to talk to you! “Hey s-so like did you hear about the new show the theater club is doing? Haha” with a goofy smile.
Yandere actor- who’s eyesbrows furrowed when you said you’re not gonna watch the show! “Huh? What do you mean?” …but its me! I’m acting there! They should watch it! Even after all the things we’ve done together! you never did anything with him but talk
Yandere actor- who persists you to watch it as his tone slowly turns aggravated but a hint of pleading. “You should watch it! I mean you are my friend lover after all…” his cute pout covered the crumble of his heart inside.
Yandere actor- who looks at you with a pout covering his broken heart as he asks you once again to watch it. “…please watch it… for me?” Please please PLEASE
Would you watch it reader?
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acepalindrome · 7 months
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Neil is making some choices.
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achy-boo · 3 months
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Kaveh as a boyfriend
Question: What is Kaveh like as a boyfriend~?
Here is the headcannons of what I think bf!Kaveh is to you.
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Kaveh strikes me as the boyfriend who wants to support you no matter what no matter how concerning he gets with his habits..
Kaveh is attentive to your needs..kinda unless he forgets something but he is trying his best
Kaveh will kidnapped take you out to see the stars
ROMANTIC PICK UP LINES. He had the rizz/j
On stressful days, it is either you comforting him or him comforting you..
He probably rant to you about Alhaitham every time you two are alone..
In my opinion, I feel like his love of affection is quality time or physical touch.
Speaking of physical touch, he is clingy to you but knows his limits
For the love of celestia, please warn Kaveh not to drink so much..
Kaveh can get petty really quick..
Romantic walk underneath the stars? Yes.
A kiss under the rain? Yes!
Him in front of your front door with a bouquet of your favorite flowers with that gentle smile on his face as he called you his muse in a lovingly warm voice? YES!!
When Kaveh is being to overthink, please comfort him! Baby needs it..
One time, you accidentally call him your prince and he now only respond to 'my prince' and nothing else.
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julesodd · 10 months
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"I was good, I was really good"
So, all of the dps fandom knows the famously tragic words:
"I was good, I was really good".
And many know the headcanon that Neil, when he´s saying that, is repeating Charlies words: "He´s really good", that he said at the theater.
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But here´s the thing:
I don´t even think Neil heard him say that, gjven the fact that he was on stage playing and Charlie turned around and was whispering.
Neil was raised in a perfectionistic household and was academicly pressured to do his best his whole life. He was expected to be good at everything. We know for a fact that Neil´s father did not care if his son was having a good time, just if he was good at what he did.
Neil was amazing at acting and when he got to play in a theater, it was problaby the best and proudest moment in his life.
He couldn´t tell his father how much joy, excitment and happiness that night had brought him, or atleast his father didn´t want to understand it.
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"I was really good". Those were the only words, the only explaination he had for his feelings that his father could understand. He was good, he had been good what he did.
That is why he said that. To proof to his father, and explain that it wasn´t some stupid hobby, but a skill, a something he could perfect-
could have perfected...
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Hi! Can I have a request please in which MC decides to have le Warlords try the "Period Cramp Simulator"? Just imagine them boasting that they'll be fine, only for them to kneel over in pain. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Again, Anon, I am sorry for taking so long. Hopefully my schedule should clear up soon…? But here is your request!
Oh, this is a fun request. But it involved some serious thinks… these warlords are pretty stoic. In my memory they’ve been shot (arrows and bullets) beaten up, fallen (or jumped) off cliffs, stabbed in battle, stabbed daily by Kenshin and defied a terminal illness without complaint….
So, really, are they going to be defeated by a period simulator? Are they? Let's see....
Upon hearing of such a device there is a great argument over who would be able to last the longest. And so a contest is proposed….
Contest Rules:
One: Mai is not allowed to watch as all agree that none of them will admit to pain in her presence. (She hides in the ceiling and watches anyway).
Two: Yelling, yelping, screaming are grounds for elimation.
Three: Sasuke runs the experiment and controls the simulator. He is the judge as to whether or not a warlord has been eliminated. Why Sasuke? First, because they all trust him enough to run the device equally and not cheating for your lord, Hideyoshi and Kanetsugu. Second, because he is a sensitive new age guy and freely admits that period cramps hurt (he secretly tested the stimulator on himself when he was alone and tapped out at level eight).
Let the games begin! Sasuke places the simulator patches on everyone, and from a master switch, turns the device on so that everyone hits level one simultaneously.
Level One:
All warlords are fine. Ranmaru earns the wrath of the room by noting that it “kind of tickles.”
Sasuke bumps the intensity to Level Two:
Such serious faces. Everyone is concentrating.
Sasuke bumps the intensity to Level Three:
There are a few deep breaths happening now, but nothing that could be defined as yelling, yelping, or screaming.
Sasuke bumps the intensity to Level Four:
Sasuke walks around the room for a long, slow time, looking at everyone’s faces, until Kenshin tells him to get on with things and start making it hurt. When is the pain going to start? Kanetsugu chimes in, telling Sasuke to move things along, so that Kenshin can have his pain. There are quiet whispers of, ‘yes, hurry, let’s move it along,” and a lot of internal, “let’s get this over with now, kthxbye” thoughts.
Sasuke bumps the intensity to Level Five:
Kicho accuses Nobunaga of wincing. Motonari is quick to agree that Nobunaga winced. Hideyoshi defends Nobunaga, says that he would never wince, it was just a natural blink. After a short discussion, it is decided that Nobunaga did not wince, and further accusations of wincing, or yelling, or thereof will be cause for forfeit.
Nobunaga silently admits to himself that he quite possibly winced, but now that he knows what to expect, he is prepared for the next wave of … oh shit.
Sasuke bumps the intensity to Level Six:
Ranmaru, Keiji and Yoshimoto incur a forfeit by accusing each other of wincing. They escape the room. The fourteen remaining warlords quickly look around, but no other accusations are made.
Sasuke bumps the intensity to Level Seven:
There is a lot of visible sweat, careful breathing, and gritted teeth happening. Internally, there is a lot of very creative swearing, using words in combination rarely spoken out loud.
Kennyo puts himself into a meditative state. Masamune wonders if that would be considered cheating, but Kennyo points out that he’s not preventing anyone else from meditating, he’s just using the skills he has.  No one is willing to discuss the matter further, and Shingen notes that Kennyo is correct, and can they please keep going.
Privately, Shingen vows to give every one of his female spies three days off a month, and a pay raise.
Sasuke bumps the intensity to Level Eight:
Sasuke looks at every face and pauses at Ieyasu’s for a long time. Ieyasu says that while he is not bothered by the cramp simulator, Sasuke is making him very uncomfortable. Sasuke replies that he’s impressed by Ieyasu’s stoicism and by the way when this is over, can he have Ieyasu’s autograph. Ieyasu rips the simulator off and stomps out, deciding that while he can endure the pain, he can’t deal with Sasuke.
Ieyasu goes home and hugs his emotional support sourdough starter for the rest of the day.
Sasuke bumps the intensity to Level Nine:
Kanetsugu looks over at Mitsuhide and Hideyoshi…. “Are you two holding hands?!” Mitsuhide and Hideyoshi look down at their joined hands and instantly let go of each other. “No!” they both yelp.
Some time is lost while it is debated whether or not that counts as period simulator yelping, and after everyone votes (voting signified by slow careful hand raises), they are both allowed to continue in the competition.
Yukimura curls himself into a silent, fetal ball – but he does not yelp or yell, so Sasuke is inclined to let him continue.
Sasuke bumps the intensity to Level Ten:
The warlords sit in silent agony.
Time ticks onward.
Slowly.
No one taps out.
Everyone stares at each other’s faces.
“Perhaps we can consider this a tie,” Shingen suggests.
There is immediate universal assent from the rest of the room, and Sasuke agrees. “Take off your simulators.”
Twelve warlords quickly – but nonchalantly – remove their devices. Then Masamune notices… “Mitsunari, lad, you can take the device off now.”  Hideyoshi rushes over to his vassal, worried that perhaps the young man has passed out.
Mitsunari looks up from the book he has been reading. “I’m sorry, did you say something? He gazes around the room. “Oh, are we starting the contest now? Go ahead, Master Sasuke, I’m ready.”
Mitsunari declared the winner.
There will be a celebratory banquet for him…. next week… when everyone else has recovered.
@lorei-writes
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remyfire · 5 months
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I love episodes where they're on a date and make it everybody else's problem
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miss-galaxy-turtle · 10 months
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I had a dream last night where I saw a production of Mean Girls and Karen was played by a trans woman
It was really cool and made the song Sexy hit different bc it's already a song about how Karen can express herself on Halloween and this added a new layer
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incorrecthatchetfield · 3 months
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Miss Mulberry: How are those harmonies coming?
Trevor: Try this on for size
Caitlyn: Ahhh
Trevor *same note*: AHHH-
Caitlyn: No, no
Trevor: What?
Caitlyn: No, Trevor, that's not a harmony
Trevor: What? It's not?
Caitlyn: No! Do you even know what a harmony is?
Trevor: A harmony is when I sing louder than you
Caitlyn: NO!
Trevor: Oh... I'm dizzy
Miss Mulberry *walking away*: Keep up the good work
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Just watched Wensdays first episode and got so excited when she quoted Wicked by saying "no good deed goes unpunished" Only to be informed that's actually a real saying and now I'm disappointed.
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floralcavern · 5 months
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Yep, this is canon now. Sorry ppl who disagree, you’re just wrong.
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