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Chetney is a fucking dad/grandpa.
"Maybe we can just buy some normal ginger. Cause you just came back, and this house says 'fuck you.'"
Laudna, with a pout in her voice "Sentimental ginger."
"Sentimental ginger. Maybe I should go."
A pair of puppy dog eyes from one of these youngins and he just caves for them.
It's so sweet.
#critical role#cr chetney#cr campaign 3#cr laudna#chetney pock o'pea#aowijefj#he's such a grandpa#a crazy grandpa#but one that keeps perspective#and wants to make the young ones smile
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everyone meet my new husband
#fallout 4#nick valentine#yes i have the nick romance mod#he's such a grandpa#your honor im in love with him
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Damian: [walks into Bruce's office with his hands behind his back]
Damian: Father, I would like to congratulate you. You are now a grandfather
Bruce: [seconds away from a heart attack] W- what?
Damian: [reveals the hamster he was holding behind his back] Meet Ferdinand
Bruce: [slumps against desk] Next time... please- please lead with that... I'm begging you
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Jason: [hiding in the vents with a camera] He actually did it, the crazy little son of a bitch
#damian wayne#bruce wayne#jason todd#incorrect batfamily quotes#batfamily#batfam#batbros#batdad#bruce is already a grandpa to all of damian's pets#damian was double dared by jason to do it so he had to#honor demanded it#can you tell these two are my favorites??
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had a vivid dream where there was a "play as Kim" mod and I was super excited
after like 2 mins gameplay Harry just turned around looking scandalised and was like "Ohgod... It's me, Kim. *I'm* Grandpa Piss!"
he refused to elaborate even after I savescummed and exhausted all dialogue options
then a notification flashed like "THOUGHT GAINED: GRANDPA PISS" and I went to the thought cabinet screen. all it said was "What the fuck does he mean by that."
#disco elysium#this wasnt just a dream... this was a Vision#I am 80% sure “grandpa piss” is a meme from somewhere but I'm too weak to google it#(do you think he could tell I was savescumming?#imagine if this was actually a game mode and Harry broke the fourth wall to call the player out for it#I'd wet myself from the terror..... then *I'd* be Grandpa Piss.......)#shitposting tag
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colored an old sketch of Ra’s with Damian learning to walk
#let me believe he was a good grandpa#ra’s al ghul#damian wayne#robin#damian al ghul#batman#art#baby damian wayne
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i was making some images into transparents and got a bit creative
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stardew 1.6 secret cutscene
#stardew valley#stardew valley spoilers#sdv spoilers#sdv#mister qi#thats my farmer on the right…..hehe#if you’re ok with spoilers for the 1.6 update and dont know what this is. they added an alternate version of the perfection cutscene#where if you reach the summit using exploits instead of doing it Correctly. mister qi lectures you in the middle of a glitching hellscape#and then physically attacks you and you wake up in harvey’s clinic. and i have not stopped laughing about it#adn then making the meme made me laugh more because like this is implying he shoved you off the cliff. then went back down to wake you up#to beat you up again#which to me is something he would do. even if you are your grandpa’s grandkid
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"We'll see each other again. Time cannot separate us. Death is but a door."
-Chetney after giving up Graz'tchar
#critical role#cr campaign 3#cr campaign three#cr c3#cr chetney#chetney pock o'pea#he's such a grandpa
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Ok ok hear me out: it could end in tragedy,, AND have a happy ending. The attempt(s) on Machete’s life force him to flee, he doesn’t even have the chance to find Vasco. Cue gay longing for at least a few years while Machete despairs over the loss of his love, his life, his status. He and Vasco only reunite (again) in their later years. Their relationship is forever flavored with loss and loneliness, but that only means they savor every moment that much more
I also I would like to see them as old men. Vasco would be so droopy :)
You gave me such old dog brainworms.
#Vasco would go white and gray in the face like an old golden retriever and get wrinklier#his golden fur would get shaggy and gradually lose it's shine#at some point he wouldn't be allowed to ride horses anymore which would upset him greatly#he'd get rheumatism and bad back and his hearing would worsen but he'd be an active and jolly type of grandpa#Machete would mellow out considerably if he managed to retire#I'd like to believe he'd be able to find some sort of inner peace in his later years#even in his prime his eyesight was bad and he spent his entire life fearing going blind so if he eventually got cataracts and lost most of#his remaining vision he'd probably be relatively fine with it as it was something he knew to expect#and he would have Vasco to look after him#his left ear had trouble staying upright when he was a pup so it would be kind of funny if it started drooping again#answered#anonymous#Vasco#Machete#own art#own characters#this isn't canon or anything I'm just musing
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old men's little guys
#again they're separate tweets in the linked words! the first pic is older#got a buncha whoopsies in the 2nd pic so this is the revised one LMAO i give u the tumblr priviledge#ive been playing HSR since release day would you believe me that the standard banner gave me every 5* charas except yanqing#and bronya like i s2g if it gives me bronya or Not yanqing b4 i can hit its 300 pull. i will sue yanqing personally idc if hes 14 /lh#old long-life grandpas with their boys whos either unsatisfied or doesnt know how to accept gifts pick a struggle#qiiarts#zhongli#jing yuan#yanqing#xiao#lumine#sword choices were hard SKDJFHSDF#genshin impact#honkai star rail#stelle
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Prompt 235
“Mother, I have made a friend.”
Now don’t get him wrong, Danny was delighted at the idea of Jordan making a friend, he really was. But the last three attempts had been borderline kidnappings, so he wasn’t entirely sure if he should be. Thankfully it doesn’t seem he’s kidnapped this one. Hopefully.
Not that he wouldn’t be surprised if Dan managed to kidnap a tiny kryptonian, but the kid- Jon apparently- seemed happy enough to be there. Apparently his grandparents lived in the midwest too, and was happy enough to have someone to talk about it.
Though um, maybe Danny should have checked to see if his parents knew where he’d gone, because he was not expecting a harried-looking superman to suddenly appear at his window.
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Jon saw Dan do a bit of floating when he thought no one was looking & deemed him friend#Yes Dan is also 10 lol#Jon is not getting stuck in time#Dan isn’t above contacting grandpa Clockwork because uh his totally-not-friend noo#Just wait until someone whose survived the end of the world sees Dan#mom danny#Clark: Look Jon and I made fellow alien friends :D#Ellie is 18 and started on a roadtrip for her birthday to explore more#Jon has a habit of befriending the grumpy ferals#Danny is happy he has someone to talk about space with#He meets Lois and Jimmy too & the world trembles at the potential shenanigans#Clark weeps internally before finding out that Danny can deal with most of their shenanigans
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“Did you have another nightmare?”
nods “Grandpa 😔😒”
PERCY, PLEASE
#i cannot believe#he called the lord of the titans#grandpa#he’s so twelve#pjo tv show#pjo fandom#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo disney+#percy series#pjo#pjo sally jackson#pjo kronos#pjo spoilers#pjo tv spoilers#pjo episode 8
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baby’s first league uniform
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sad that I couldn't take a photograph for obvious reasons, but there was a parcel at the post office today addressed to "grandpa mice". I absolutely want to know what grandpa mice's deal is
#I'm assuming it's a grandpa in a family known for keeping a lot of mice#but what I really hope it is is a fairy tale situation where a plucky orphan was adopted by an old man who is secretly just a lot of mice#maybe he's just called michael or something
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Hah?
#op#one piece#zoro#roronoa zoro#trans roronoa zoro#POV: you just said smt dumb#smt too smart#or he didnt hear shit#i love my 21 y/o grandpa#ignore that he has the rock face.please.#my art
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Funniest part of Charles having cancer is that my grandpa might live to see his fourth British coronation
#finda’s rambles#british royal family#not to take pleasure in someone’s misfortune buuuuuuut#he’s 97 and scoffed when commentators said it was a once in a lifetime event for some#and said it was his third. ok grandpa. show Charles who’s boss#king charles#king charles cancer#I guess I should tag so people can block this too#cancer isn’t funny but a man who has been born into privilege that has said eco fash shit and doesn’t believe in modern medication…well…#a car crash would be better though. just. y’know.
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