#he's so fucking pathetic
Text
this post was so Mattycore i had to draw it
bonus:
#the owl house#mattholomule#gus porter#gustholomule#amity blight#meme redraw#fanart#toh fanart#the owl house fanart#he's so fucking pathetic#i love him
882 notes
·
View notes
Note
do you have a routine or smth when you get home ?
Thank you for the question! Off camera, Wilbur went into detail about how he cried so hard he threw up after being called a Dabi cosplayer and had to finish his shift early!
[transcript below]
Anonymous Caller:
do you have a routine or smth when you get home ?
Wilbur Soot:
When I get home the first this I usually do is take this crap off my face.
I go through about two tubes of concealer per week.
I dont think it would get me fired, but a customer came in once and called me a Dabi (BNHA) cosplayer and that was genuinely worse than death.
#utahlive#wilbur soot#wilbur soot fanart#wilbur soot ask blog#ask blog#dsmp#dsmp fanart#dsmp ask blog#dream smp#dream smp fanart#dream smp ask blog#revivebur#revivedbur#he's so fucking pathetic#shoutout to that one person in the tags of a fanart I did like 8 months ago calling my revivebur design a dabi cosplay. this ones 4 u#utahlive episodes
1K notes
·
View notes
Note
SAM COMING CLEAN TO READER THAT HE'S SELF MEDICATING/IS A JUNKIE. and being all sad and pathetic and scared she is gonna leave him! Stoooooooop i have a savior complex and also want him to cry fuck me
-exam girlie
i was JUST writing sam and dealer!reader, oh gosh. as you wish! <3 (had to add a line break bc it's kinda long, not proofread oops)
𖦹 drug mention, whiny crybaby sam, he is such a good boy and eager to please, angst, make up sex ig, reader is NAWT happy!
𖦹 accompanied by Great Big White World ⋆ Marilyn Manson
"just- hear me out, okay?" Sam asks, rubbing his arms up and down while he paces your living room. you lean back into the couch, "i'm listening." this was the first time you'd seen him in a week. he was hospitalized after taking a speedball with Corey and Josh.
"i... i've been- it's 'cause-" he groans in frustration, tangling his hands in his hair and tugging. you watch, letting him do his thing. "i just.." he once again trails off, then sniffles. his voice wavers too - was he crying? you'd never seen sam cry. not once. ever.
he comes over and plops down onto the couch, elbows resting on his knees. he was going through a withdrawal - his eyes were bloodshot, he was shaking uncontrollably, and he looked like he hadn't slept in eons.
"i know you're gonna be mad at me, okay? i already know!" he whines. you sigh. "Sam, just tell me, alright?" you were getting sick of him beating around the bush. he always did this shit - whines and stomps his feet and flaps his sweater paws and shifts his weight and shimmies around and pouts. and you ate it up every time. because he was your boyfriend. and it was adorable.
his hand comes up to fiddle with his labret. "i use..." he murmurs softly, and you can't do much but blink at him. you knew he smoked weed, but hard drugs? then you're filled with irritation.
"Corey and Josh did this, didn't they? put you up to this?" you stand, and cross your arms. Sam immediately follows suit, now looking down at you. "wait! wait, listen okay?! you gotta listen, please!" he takes a shaky breath. "i- you don't understand! please, listen- don't leave me, don't leave me, please."
you just stare up at him. "you lied to me, Sam." he huffs and stomps his foot like an angry bunny, squirming around. "i didn't!" "you did! you told me you weren't going to get into any trouble with them, Sam!"
the look in your eyes made him want to cry. you were pissed, and it was all his fault. everything was always all his fault, wasn't it?
"just forget it!" he yells, tears spilling down his cheeks. "you never listen to me! never! you're just like my parents!" and that really pissed you off. in a swift motion, you reach up and grip his face, making him look down at you. "i never listen to you, Sam? who's always been there for you, huh? who's always supported you? let you stay over when you run away from home, when you need someone to talk to because your parents don't want to be bothered? huh? but i don't listen? i don't care?"
oh he most definitely fucked up. you were completely right - he went to you for every damn thing. every minor inconvenience, and you always entertained him and helped with whatever it was. his shoelace was knotted? you got it undone for him. he wanted you to do his homework because he was busy getting high? you did it. and he had the nerve to imply you didn't give a fuck about him.
"wait!" Sam cries, wrapping his arms around you. "i didn't mean it, i didn't. i just feel like you're getting mad at me, and i hate when people are mad at me, 'cause i feel like i'm gonna get yelled at, and-" he stops his ramble and sniffles. "'m sorry."
and there goes all your resolve. he was so precious (and pathetic), you couldn't stay mad. if you were mad at anyone, it was his bitchass friends you would be having a talk with soon. you sigh softly and rub his back. "it's okay Sammy, i'm sorry for yelling."
he hiccups, and pulls away, wiping his snotty nose with his sleeve. "really?" he asks, and before you nod, he pouts. "you're lying!" you raise an eyebrow. what was he on about now? "you're just saying that to get me to shut up, aren't you?" here comes the waterworks. again.
and your resolve was back. "Sam-" "no! i'm so sick of you all! you never try and listen to how i feel!" you sigh and put your hands up in surrender. "fine." you don't want to argue. you turn to walk off, making Sam stop and look at you. "...babe?"
you begin walking, and he steps to you, tugging you back by your shirt collar. "babe! where are you going?!" with a roll of your eyes, you turn around and glare up at him. "to give you some fucking space, because you're pissing me off and i'm not in the mood to deal with you."
he'd never heard such harsh words from you before! you'd never told him off, you always coddled him!
"w-wait!" oh, he was stuttering now. how pathetic. "i can make it up to you! please! let me, please." he shifts around nervously, then cups your face and leans in, smashing his lips against yours. you reluctantly kiss back, but his desperation made him so aggressive that you had to hurry up to keep pace, his tears and snot getting onto your face.
"hmm, mmph," he pulls away, a string of saliva that connected your tongues snapping once he licks his lips. "lemme make it up to you," he once again wipes his snot away with his sleeve. "i can, i promise." when you just give him a look, he takes it as a yes and begins to frantically undress himself until he's just in his plaid boxers and socks and shoes. he guides you to the couch and pushes you down, tugging at your jeans as if he was running out of time. "gonna make it up to you, promise," he murmurs, pulling them (along with your panties) off you.
he takes himself out and spits down onto his hand, then rubs it over his cock. as soon as he pushes inside, he lets out a bitchy whine and nearly collapses on top of you. "wait, i got it, promise-" you noticed he always said that. he promised. you had yet to see him keep one, though.
Sam's eyes begin to well with tears again, his nose getting runny. "wai- wait wait wait," he exhales shakily then swallows. "i can do it..." he sniffles, his hips slowly moving forward until he bottoms out inside you. "hnn," he sniffles, warm tears falling onto your face.
he was dead set on pleasing you. he thrusts his hips against yours, tears continually falling onto you - your face, neck, and shirt, depending on where he was. "din' mean to make you upset," he murmurs, trying to focus on not cumming prematurely. "always- hhhuh- do that," his arms were shaking, he could barely hold himself up. "hate making you mad, y'know,"
finally losing his strength, he falls forward, his weight now pressing into you, drawing a huff from you. "oh god, Sam-" he lets out a low whine, nuzzling against your cheek, smearing tears onto your skin. "please don' be mad anymore babe, don't," you wince, trying to push him up by his shoulders to no avail. he was a heavy thing. "alright, i'm not," and him fucking you wasn't really making it up to you. he was just sobbing pathetically and using you as a goddamned tissue while he rutted his hips like a virgin.
he did cum prematurely, surprise surprise. he was so fucking pathetic it was laughable. but he was your pathetic laughable boy nonetheless. it took him an entire ten minutes to recover, all his weight on you as he laid on you with no care for crushing you. he was silent besides his panting, and you could do nothing except stroke his hair to hopefully coax him to sleep. you would have an actual productive conversation with him sometime soon, not able to handle another fit from Sam.
ᝰ.ᐟ @102hannah
#₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ bnuuy's drabbles!#bnuuy answers#exam girlie anon#anon!#asks!#sam monroe#sam monroe smut#he's so fucking pathetic#i hate josh booo
79 notes
·
View notes
Photo
#he's so fucking pathetic#i love it#syril karn#andor#andor spoilers#can't believe the sci-fi fruity pebbles has become a recurring theme
130 notes
·
View notes
Text
Every new chapter that comes out I'm beginning to love afo more and more
#he's so fucking pathetic#and so goddamn interesting#i'm kinda sad i pretty much passed him over before this arc#he really makes this arc tbh#bnha#bnha spoilers#bnha 408#afo#text
14 notes
·
View notes
Text
my friend's original character, I think you'll like it
8 notes
·
View notes
Text
Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin
(AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)
It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.
Bonus:
#My art#One Piece#Nico Robin#Sir Crocodile#Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD#According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went*#Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life#They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay#But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world#This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER#You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized#Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao#She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭
22K notes
·
View notes
Text
Oh right I got through chapter 7 of L&D and man I backed the right horse with Rafayel
he's such a fucking loser and another secret spoilerly thing that's absolutely up my alley
#I love this doofus#he's so fucking pathetic#lid posting#it's very funny because he's absolutely gorgeous but acting like a complete buffoon the whole time#if his hair weren't purple I'd say he's a dumb blonde lmao
1 note
·
View note
Text
when people reblog donation posts and say "donate what you can", I really feel like people aren't actually internalising it. not all of us can afford to donate $50, $100, more than that. but i know for a fact that there are thousands of us that can spare $2 or $5, and that all adds up.
it hurts so much to sit here and feel the limits of our own ability. we're not millionaires. we can't instantly fund these escape attempts. but these are bids for life, by people who never asked for the hellfire being rained upon them by sadistic colonialists, greedy for oil and land. they committed no crime other than being born in palestine. and of course it's unfair, to have to shoulder the weight of people's lives when we're all struggling to get by as it is. but our governments relentlessly fail us, they fail to scrape at the bottom of their cold dead hearts for their last dregs of humanity. it is so, so unfair, but it is up to the common man to save each other.
please. look at this spreadsheet. find a fund that resonates with you. and DONATE WHAT YOU CAN.
#i dont know what else to say anymore#i just want all of them to survive#theres truly nothing that could justify this ongoing genocide#and it kills me. that global pushback is so pathetic. gutless and meandering#free palestine#palestine#fuck zionism#fuck israel#we will see an end to zionism and israel within our lifetimes#i might be suicidal but im not dying before i see netanyahu get what he fucking deserves#donation post
8K notes
·
View notes
Text
Back into Venture Bros and that means it's loving Rusty Venture hours. Y'all have been warned. /j
#self shipping#self ship#self ship stuff#self shipping stuff#self ship community#self shipping community#ship: the science of spiders#He's so fucking pathetic#I love him so
1 note
·
View note
Text
bsd rewatch w my friend means obligatory art of my fav found family ever
#WAAAAAAAAAUUUUGHHHHHHHH I MISS THEM SO FUCKING MUCH YOU GUYS GENUINELY DON'T UNDERSTAND..............................................#LIKE. NOT A DAY GOES BY WHERE I DONT THINK ABT THEM UEUUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#bro i didn't mean to make atsushi that short LMFAO it's ok tho bc he's their little boy. their son#literally was in the trenches drawing kunikida bc i've been drawing twinks for so long i forgot how to draw actual MEN😭😭#when will my family return from the war.....................................................................#rewatching bsd made me realize its just a rly shitty slice of life romcom featuring ml dazai and his tired work partner/husband#and the story of how they got their first kid. sopping wet pathetic kitten of a boy they picked up off the riverbank#anyway theyre all so dear to me you don't understandddddd i love these dumbass partners and their little tiger boy :((((((((((((((#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#atsushi nakajima#nakajima atsushi#doppo kunikida#kunikida doppo#osamu dazai#dazai osamu#kunikidazai#knkdz#lotus draws
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
#read his character story hes still my pathetic babygirl#they are so gay i hate it here#why are gay men so fucking dramatic like bro half of the shit could be resolved if y'all open your mouths and TALKED#omg hate them frfr#genshin impact#kavetham#haikavetham#haikaveh#kaveh x alhaitham#alhaitham x kaveh#genshin kaveh#kaveh#genshin alhaitham#alhaitham#memes#genshin memes#anime memes#anime#web comic#video games#rpg
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
the prefrontal P.I.'s are getting along great so far. best friends forever
#my art#dimension 20#dan fucks#hunch curio#conrad schintz#dimension 20 spoilers#mentopolis#i was so excited to see freddie in the dome and he is fucking DELIVERING#dan is so pathetic. it's awesome#i know freddie is allergic to making overtly dynamic characters but Come On. Please. Make Dan Fucks The One. I Have Hope
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
he wants to be aziraphale's stay at home wife soooooo bad it's embarrassing for him
#this bitch could have long found an apartment for himself but i just KNOW he was abt to drop everything the moment az noticed he was living#in his car and asked him to move in#this is girlfailurism taken to an another level and i love it sm she's so fucking pathetic#good omens#good omens s2#azicrow#crowley#aziraphale#aziracrow#ineffable spouses#go season 2
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
420 notes
·
View notes
Text
Episode 13 is wild but episode 31 is even wilder. Nice try boys, only the gentle slap of another girl can fix whatever the hell is wrong her.
source for joke
#digimon adventure 02#digimon 02#hikari yagami#kari kamiya#gatomon#tailmon#OLart#digimon#i didnt feel like coloring the background. pretend thats the dark ocean version of odaiba#its also really really funny how the girls laugh at ken in this episode#hes so fucked up and traumatized and yeah they are too but theyre so savage about how pathetic he is#and he just takes it like. yeah i deserve this. this is what i get because of my crimes.
1K notes
·
View notes
Last Seen Blogs
frmenu
FR Menu
kenzaiphx
KenzaiPhx
suitboundlover
Suited Bondage
suitboundlover
Suited Bondage
pinkperfectionsoul
Chameleon X 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈♠️