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queerenteen · 2 years

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Bakugou Katsuki every time he has another near-death experience: Head empty Izuku only

Training camp: "Stay back, Deku"

PLF war: "My body moved on its own", "Don't try to win this on your own."

Chapter 362: "“I have to win, huh......Izuku...”, "Whether it was fighting while in pain or finding little habits and fighting, all of that is the path you took."

And the one that shattered me:

"Hey Izuku, can I still catch up to you?"

#he's not dead okay!!!#bakugou katsuki #midoriya izuku #mha 362 #bnha 362 #mha #bnha #bakudeku #bkdk #dynamight #deku

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parkore · 2 months

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made a guy btw

#comes back from the dead a lil evil but he still has sm love in his heart so its okay #dnd #my art

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eternallovers65 · 4 months

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Ngl if I had a child with Poseidon, the God of the Seas, and had to pay swimming lessons for my son because he was scared of water, I'd be cursing Poseidon forever like you don't show up, don't pay child support and now you can't even help your actual ocean spawn to swin????

#like my girl sally a saint because you could see she wanted to tell him so bad he would be okay because hes poseidon son #dead beat dad indeed omd #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo tv show #percy jackson #poseidon

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otselotus · 3 months

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Knight Gem season 10??? Tw: blood a bit

#hermitcraft #mcyt #hermitcraftfanart #geminitay #geminitay fanart #geminitay hermitcraft #guess who resembles the dragon #washed up dragon #tw: blood #tw: dead animal #?#tw: dead dragon #don't worry hes okay just resting for a bit #hermitcraft season 10 fanart before season 10

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zillychu · 4 months

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I decided Danny needed a fire core AU where the portal accident blew up the entire block, condemned all of Amity, and was left to haunt it for 100 years before Sam and Tuck find him 🥰 for enrichment

#danny phantom #no he does not realize he's technically still half alive #yes everyone he ever knew or loved is now dead!#yes this was a flimsy excuse to draw him with very long hair #and feral creature vibes #he's very sad but it's okay his hair is FABULOUS #he breathes smoke when he gets agitated :)#zilly art #fire core au

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spectral-honey · 2 years

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AU where Jason gets his revenge by becoming a lawyer and getting joker sentenced to the death penalty

Bruce is conflicted about it but any time he tries to say anything on the subject Alfred just talks over him like "oh we're so proud of you master Jason you finished college and you didn't even use your father's extensive resources that could've easily gotten someone in this family a degree aren't we so proud master Bruce that Jason got himself a respectable profession--"

#jason todd #red hood #batfam #i also think it would be funny if thats literally the only thing jason does as a lawyer after that he just goes back to being a vigilante #everyone on the internet is like 'the iconic career of jason todd wayne: came back from the dead got a college degree got the joker-#-sentenced to death (finally) and then immediately fucked off to do whatever the hell it is he does for fun'#any time bruce and jason disagree jasons like 'excuse me which one of us is the college drop out and which of us is a practicing attorney?'#alfred 'you could have been a doctor but you became a furry themed vigilante instead' will never let this go #also btw jason just stole reasources from the league to get thru college. maybe at first talia was like what & then jason was like #'my alternate plan was to either get bruce to kill the joker or kill all three of us in an explosion' and talia is like #'okay. have fun at school sweetie'#BTW AN EDIT: this post is not reflective of my IRL beliefs about the criminal justice system or the death penalty #IRL those are way more complicated than gotham city/the joker/jason make it out to be #saw a few people tagging this post mentioning stuff about that

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yendts · 4 days

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i just know that post tartarus nap hit hard

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im-totally-not-an-alien-2 · 5 months

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Over the years Tim had lead, taught and helped countless other teens come into thier powers and said teens looked at him like he hung the stars. They admired him greatly and wanted to do something to make thier mentor/big brother figure proud.

So when they found Tims soulmate they were absolutely ecstatic.

Yeah sure, the guy was the child of evil mad scientists and apparently the heir of a creepy fake vampire supervillian but they'd seen weirder couples in the hero community. They just needed to convince him to join the heros side!

Naturally they try to kidnap Danny and he has no idea whats going on other than a bunch of kids in superhero costumes are trying to abduct him. Between his powers as Phantom, that they seem to not know about (thank the ancients that ghosts don't show up well of pictures and that he started wearing a mask) and his own parents paranoid housebuilding techniques Danny escapes them easily.

Danny figured they would leave him alone eventually, right? If not he would have to call the cops for stalking and harassment.

If that didn't work he would just set all the house lazers to stun. Worst case scenario he might have to call the Justice League emergency line and yell at them to come get thier kids.

It would also be funny if he just kicked them out as Phantom

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wolvesandshine · 2 months

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James: Did you just give me a sunflower

Regulus: Yes it’s your favourite

James: You remembered?

Regulus: Your voice is so annoying I couldn’t forget it if I tried

James *smiling widely*: I love it when you’re nice to me

#everyone else is just there going like?????#okay but regulus is actually a nice person #he just refuses to acknowledge it cause reputation #but he 1000% helps out confused juniors etc etc.#argue with the wall #regulus black #marauders era #marauders era funny #marauders era textpost #harry potter #jegulus #marauders #james potter #starchaser #sunseeker #dead gay wizards #sirius black

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 5 months

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Let the revenge games begin.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jin guangyao #nie huaisang #He's gonna call his 5 horse friends up. They have to go on a 14 year long journey to finish the job but by god they will do it.#The sheer chaos in the Audio Drama is really fantastic. Reminds me of those traincar murder mysteries.#The lights go off and there's a scream and then BOOM dead body. Who did that!!!#Okay it was qi deviation and he did it to stop himself from killing his brother. He did it to himself.#JGY sadly has the worst alibi ever though. Both the strongest motivation and also uhhh presence at the scene.#Not to nitpick but as someone who loves murder mysteries - I do feel like even *one* other suspect would have made it stronger.#I get that he tried to make it look like an inevitable Qi Deviation and that it *is* something within the family legacy.#And a big part of NHS figuring it all out comes down to his own perceptiveness and intelligence.#If you weren't close enough to JGY and NMJ of course it looks like an accident.#Sadly 'guy who plays the 'poor little meow meow card'' is also weak to 'guy who plays the 'poor little meow meow card''.#NHS was the better subtle manipulator at the end. That's probably the strongest mystery part of MDZS. And why he's in my top 5.#My man pulled the 'kill him just as he falls from the top of his game and loses everything' gambit and I love him for it.

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cowboygenes · 2 months

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The Life Cycle of A Star

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sandeewithtwoe · 7 months

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Honestly he had it coming

Killer belongs to rahafwabas

Horror belongs to horrortalecomic

The poses are heavily referenced from the movie Lupin the third Castle of Cagliostro

Except for the last one. The last one is from Family Guy.

In case you can’t read my handwriting:

Horror: So… Dust is talking to himself again?

Killer: Yep.

Horror: Damn, crazy

Killer: CRAZY?! I was crazy once! They-

Horror: STOP. The joke is old, it’s not funny anymore!

Horror: Urg! Did you just lick my hand??

Killer: They locked me in a room! A rubber-

Horror: You..!

Killer: A rubber room! A rub..!

Killer:… with r-rats! And… ok ok, I give up! I give u- *CRACK*

Horror:… Sorry

#art #utmv #comic #killer sans #horror sans #killer is okay #he’s not dead #horror probably got yelled at after this #this is why safe words are important #they are brothers your honor

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puppetmaster13u · 3 months

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Prompt 190

“I’m going to adopt them.”

“Danny no, I love you but no. Do not.”

Danny, of course, did not listen, and instead scooped up the feral ghostling. “No no, I’m adopting. We’re adopting now. Look at his itty bitty fangs and big eyes, how can you say no to that?”

"..."

Valerie, to no one's surprise, is not impressed with her boyfriends returning after being told to ‘go touch grass’ with a literal child. Sam, on the other hand, is not surprised at all.

“I’ll get a room in the lair set up, say kiddo, you like gargoyles?”

The child does indeed, like gargoyles.

#Dcxdp #Dpxdc #Prompts #Phantastic Four #Flashpoint Timeline #Tiny Bruce is as feral as Danny is he’s just also polite about it #Bruce: This is my favorite gargoyle who I named Gary he’s my good luck gargoyle #They end up visiting his dimension after he’s comfortable enough to tell them about how he died #He wants to see his living parents and let them know that it’s okay and that he’s okay now and he’ll wait for them #But Flashpoint timeline is well- Flashpoint timeline #Thomas is going to cry (and then try to adopt the four ‘ghosts’ into the family)#Who knows what Joker-Martha's reaction would be if she's not dead herself

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piedpiperart · 1 year

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I see a lot of posts about Danny seeing Jason and immediately thinking he’s a baby ghost and wanting to adopt him but what if it’s the other way around?

What if Jason sees Danny and is hit with oh my god that’s a baby, who left a baby unattended out on the street?? He needs help, gotta protect him, mine, yeah he’s mine now, I got u lil guy don’t worry

Meanwhile 15 yr old Danny is like um hi?? And promptly gets kidnapped. But he just lets it happen because he’s actually feeling the safest he’s ever felt in his life with this guy, and Danny’s core immediately recognizes Jason as parental figure and just relaxes Danny 100%

Jasons feeling like Danny is a helpless baby while Danny feels safe, protect, calm, safe, relax, and he just lets Jason take him home. Neither are really sure why or what is going on with them but they’re not gonna stop it.

I think it’s because Danny’s own parents kinda suck and any other ghost that he’s interacted with he’s had to fight in some capacity or has been spooked by them. Jason’s the only one who 1) wanted to parent him and 2) has good vibes. Danny’s usually waiting for fights to happen and he’s very stressed. Jason calms him down so much he probably falls asleep before they even get to Jason’s apartment, full trust that Jason will take care of him.

Meanwhile Jason never really connects with his pit side, but really wants to find some way to have a truce. Cue Danny, and both Jason and the Pit turn to protectiveness and so the rage becomes more protection and Jason yk, might be kinda lonely and wanting something to take care of. He was probably thinking about getting a cat and not a kid but he’s not complaining

#Jason asks Alfred how to care for a baby and the whole batfam panics #they think he adopted/had an actual baby human child #they panic buy a bunch of baby stuff and parenting books and make a room for the kid in the manor on the chance that they come over #Bruce is proud but also wanting to know everything about the situation #Alfred is like how old is the child #Jason’s like ‘he’s so small’🥺😭#Danny is 15 but so very short compared to 6+feet tall Jason #bats storm Jason’s apartment to find a small tired teenager sleeping on the couch with a bunch of blankets #they’re a little disappointed it’s not a baby but still happy for Jason #bats are like that’s not a baby #Jason’s like yes he is 😭❤️#danny phantom #Jason Todd #dc x dp #undead dad #Jason adopts the ghost king lol #does that make him king and Danny prince??#I think jason would be older since he died before Danny so he’s been dead longer and this an adult while Danny had only been dead a year #idk how it works but it works okay #dcxdp

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nyctolovian · 7 months

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I love how OFMD is the complete opposite of bury your gays.

People can get stabbed through, get shot in the leg and get gangrene, get poisoned by their wife, get stabbed by their wife, get smashed in the head with a cannon ball, get brought on the brink of death, get thrown off a ship in the middle of the sea, and get stranded on a tiny island.

But as long as they're gay, they just won't die. Unburiable gays. Everyone else dies gruesome deaths but not a single gay person has died. David Jenkins is the only one doing things right.

#okay maybe calico jack???#but idk it doesnt feel like hes dead #i feel like theres always that hidden danger that he will just randomly pop back up into existence #ofmd #ofmd s2 spoilers #nycto talks

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oifaaa · 3 months

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You know what I give up you guys win this is officially an Alfred Pennyworth hate account please proceed accordingly thank you

#fuck that tory #im glad hes dead #...okay im joking #...kinda #he has surpassed tim as my least favourite bat #which is a feat #but i dont actually think i care enough about him to hate him #i just dont think i like him either

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