Homer: This is the lead hero of my second epic poem. He has a mind like Zeus’ own and possesses unparalleled strength, courage, nobility, cunning, and wit. He’s nearly undefeated in battle and has mercilessly overcome every trial he has faced.
Me: babygirl
Homer: what
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"Adoring applause? You're too kind."
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this is my first time doing this typa thing so i dont know if i did this properly BUT!!
imagine akademiya zandik somehow not being your partner for the upcoming project (that professor is definitely not going survive…) and him asking if youll need help (he doesnt doubt you but he does doubt his peers) but then it evolves into you gushing about how pretty and gorgeous your partner for the project is and realizing the burning glare from zandik,,, poor pookie wookie got jealous and the only way you can assure him is cuddling him all night wether he likes it or not!! (he does like it but will never ever admit it!!)
hes so silly i want him to EXPLODE!!
AHHHSIBDQUIDB IM BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS MY HEART IS EXPLODING AT THIS...
Zandik despises professors who give assigned groups instead of letting you pick who you want to be partnered up with... and this only multiplies when he's grown attached to you! When he hears the group project being announced he doesn't think much of it - he's like yes yes [Name] and I will finish it with ease - but then he hears your name being called out with someone else and he just. Doesn't process it for a few seconds and then it sinks in. This professor really had the audacity to do that. He's so grumpy for the rest of the class and the professor is sweating from the glare he's receiving from Zandik. (Oh, Zandik won't kill him, that would draw far too much attention, but he's good at ruining people in other ways!)
Ugh Zandik acknowledging your intelligence and value 😫 and then looking down on those other fake scholars 🫶 You come back to the dorm after working on the project with your teammate (he was brooding in his room by himself) and he obviously hides how bored he was without you... he gets to asking how it went and all, wondering if you had to carry your groupmate like you usually do...
But instead, you greet him with more enthusiasm and cheer than he expected. A great big smile about how lovely and helpful and pretty your teammate is, nothing like the ones you've had before! It was certainly a pleasant surprise, you go on to say. Big mistake 🤭 You should not have done that! Reader, you better be careful who you talk about otherwise they might end up missing!! Ahahaha! 😅😅😅
It's so easy to know when Akademiya Zandik is jealous, it's almost funny. Ignores you, gives you the cold shoulder, and denies everything when you tease him about it... refuses physical touch for a bit because he doesn't want to give in. Just make sure to apologize and state how he is above everyone in your eyes, that no one could ever compare to him. When you're cuddling he'll just grumble about how he's never letting you partner up with someone else ever again (he stays true to his word, probably using methods you'd never admit out loud.)
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i would let gortash live if I had the option
would I redeem him? no of course not, let him cause chaos in Bane's name
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