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astrallar · 7 months

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This man holds my heart just like he holds these ducks

#Halsin #BG3 #baldurs gate 3 #Look I cannot put into words how much Halsin means to me #I do not have the vocabulary #But he is so gentle #and he is so powerful #like I knew I was done but the MINUTE I heard he loves ducks I was sent into oblivion #my art #I will love this man until the sun dies out

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cozylittleartblog · 6 months

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cringe is dead because rouxls is carrying the weight of it all madoka style

#deltarune #rouxls kaard #swatch #queen #kris #ralsei #art #doodles #comic #i had to scribble something silly or i would lose my mind #''have u ever drawn pirate rouxls'' there u go now i have ur welcome #was going to draw him on the duck but it did not fit in frame #i can fit a lot of serious headcanons and angst into a character that has LITERALLY done nothing but make a complete ASS of himself-#-every time he's on screen. idk how he can possibly get worse but i can't wait to find out #i wanna throw him into walls like a sticky hand repeatedly #anyway did u guys know its hedy lamarr's birthday today??? happy birthday girlboss xoxo #EDIT HAHA SORRY THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO POST AT 11AM BUT I SCHEDULED IT FOR 11PM #WHOOPS

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stormcallart · 7 months

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Halsin and his lil duck friend

#halsin #halsin bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #bgiii #i am so happy with how his face turned out #he is so hard to draw!#yes this is about the meme with the buff dude and a lil duck #it suits him perfectly

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hoofpeet · 7 months

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There's a little duck pond outside our house now & one of the guys I saw yesterday looked like this ^ very cool

#hoof draws #i thought he was piebald for a minute but ig this is some sort of common color mutation for mallards #neway. very cool to be able to see ducks hanging out outside from my drawing area

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leisi-lilacdreams · 7 months

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some dpxdc content as a treat

original ref under cut

#my art #dp x dc #dp #dpxdc #danny phantom #danny fenton #duke thomas #i want more danny and duke being besties #red duck candle #if you know you know #jury's still out if danny is considered a meta #dying is a medical condition #redrawn art #duke's the normal one #he and danny give each other side eyes at wayne weirdness #danny has no leg to stand on but he likes to pretend he does lmao

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provider-of-guardians · 5 months

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Btw all you wholesome people that go on about finding whimsy and joy in the world have infected me to the point that I said stuff like that to my actual boss. He was ranting about people making the world sound so full of despair and I honest to God told my boss

"But there's like, soup. How can the world be so full of despair when there's soup in it"

And he agreed btw

#he sounded confused initially #at what I said #he was like 'what??'#and I was like 'there's soup tho 👉👈'#and he sounded like he was gonna cry with laughter at the wholesomeness of it as he agreed with me #I was gonna go on about ducks and other things but I got hung up on just saying soup fjdakfjal #h elp #provider of ramblings #I try to be more reserved and professional sounding in my workspace but man that one slipped out XDD

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ghouljams · 4 months

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I just saw a tiktok where the caption was “pov: your situationship just kissed you in the forehead, said ‘I left you a backstrap in the fridge’, and left for work” and the videos is of the woman checking her fridge, seeing a piece of meat, and then looking like she’s reconsidering her whole life. My city slicker suburbs ass didn’t know this but apparently backstrap is the equivalent of beef tenderloin for hunters, each deer/elk has like 1-2 pieces so giving someone a backstrap is downright a marriage proposal.

I have no idea where this would fit into Ghost and Goose's relationship (definitely before they get together officially), or even if it would be (would Ghost hunt?) but all I can think about is Goose staring at the meat on the countertop when Duck walks in and is like "what's wrong?" and Goose just points to the backstrap and goes "Ghost gave me this." And now both of them are staring wordlessly at it when Price comes in and goes "what are you two gawking at?" and they both point at it and say in unison "Ghost left this." and now the whole family is staring at this declaration of undying love on the kitchen counter.

God the backstrap, I've seen that tiktok and that's the most beautiful cut of meat I've ever seen in someone's fridge.

I know I just made a post about Ghost being an animal guy and not hunting like a normal person, but I also think hunting is something he would take a lot of pride in. He likes the survivalist element, but he also likes the feeling of being a provider in a very primitive way. He went out and got food, killed it and butchered it himself, just for his little family. Anyway *throws fic at you*

"Left you somethin' in the fridge," Ghost tells you on his way out for the day. You give him a look of quiet confusion and he tips his hat a little lower over his eyes, not looking at you.

"It's not another frog is it?" You grimace, thinking of the last time you went gigging.

"One frog, one time," He grumbles, not bothering to answer you as he walks towards the stables. You sigh and go to clean up whatever mess he'd left. You wish he'd stop leaving things in the main house's fridge, if he wants to put live animals somewhere he should put them in his own damn house. You shiver remembering the frog you thought was dead leaping at you as soon as you'd opened the fridge door. You're not squeamish with cold blooded critters but that would scare the pants off anyone.

You brace yourself as you tug the communal fridge open. Nothing jumps at you, which is a good sign. You crouch down to sort through the contents for whatever Simon left and freeze. Sitting right in front on the top shelf, neatly covered with cling wrap, and a post it with a hastily scribbled out heart, is the most beautiful cut of meat you've ever seen. Brilliantly red and marbled. You tug it out to inspect, push your finger against the plastic film to check that it's actually meat. There's no fat, and the cut is a lovely sort of tenderloin. Where did Simon...

He went hunting recently. You remember the deer in the back of the truck, the marrow filled bone he'd tossed the dog. Jesus fucking Christ, you know exactly what this is. You quickly stuff it back in the fridge and slam the door to go get your mom.

You both stand in front of the open fridge as she inspects the meat. She stiffens, apparently coming to the same conclusion you did and forces the plate back into your hands.

"What is this boy doin' givin' you the best cuts off his venison?" She asks, crossing her arms over her chest.

"Momma, I swear to you I don't know," You carefully settle the backstrap back in the fridge. If your brain wasn't so stuck on the fact that Simon is the one who gave it to you, you might be cooking up recipes already.

"Where's your daddy, he needs to see this." She looks out the kitchen window, surveying the pasture for your father's horse. The last thing you need is her calling him in to see Simon's... declaration.

"No momma," You pull her back, "Momma please, you're gonna scare him off."

"I'm not scarin' anyone off, he's-" She gives you a look, her smile scrunched to one side and her brows drawn in confusion, "Baby, you think I'm gonna scare off the man giving you prime cuts from his hunt? Please-" She waves your concern off and you groan. It's not like he's proposing, you doubt Simon even- He probably doesn't even know he's giving you something the butcher won't even sell.

Actually how did he wrestle this away from the butcher? Usually the guy in town will pay through the nose for good venison. You've never seen a cut this clean from the usual guy though.

At least Simon has the good sense not to look startled that you're in his house at the end of the day. There is a sort of silent confusion around your cooking in his tiny kitchen, but he's nice enough to stay quiet as he goes to shower off the day's dirt. When he comes back he's smart enough to take a seat at the little round table, but just stupid enough to ask, "What's this?" When you set a plate in front of him.

"Backstrap," You glare at him, "with some veggies and potatoes. Why? What is it to you?"

Simon glances up at you, waiting for you to elaborate on this line of questioning. You know he doesn't like these games. You sigh and drop down into the seat across from him, he crosses his arms and leans back in his chair.

"Why're you giving me the best cut?" You ask, trying not to sound like you're expecting anything.

"What'm I suppose to do with it?" He responds.

"Didn't the butcher offer to buy it off of ya?"

"Didn't go to the butcher," He tells you evenly. You stare at him. This fucking- God you could wring his neck. He killed a deer, went through the trouble of butchering it himself, and he still gave you the best cut. All the work just to- to-

You press your hands against your face with a groan.

"Ghost."

"Princess." His low rumble makes you shiver, how pleased he sounds to have caught you off guard...

"You know my momma thinks we're gonna get married now," You tell him through your fingers. He hums, and you hear the click of his silverware as he starts eating. Done with the conversation apparently. You truly hate how much you love this man. He's going to be the death of you.

God but what a way to go.

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sherbetyy · 3 months

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i think it’s funny he has a tie of himself

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spookberry · 1 year

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Princess Tutu but like, make it Ever After High

Rue

#i have like a whole set up in my head about this but my knowledge of eah isnt super extensive so im WINGing it a bit #get it #cuz shes a duck and ducks have #anyways #my idea was that unlike Mytho or Fakir or Rue who are related to the previous incarnation of the Prince and the Raven #Duck herself was given the role #cuz thats how it plays out in ptutu canon #i wanna draw mytho in this au cuz hes by far the most different #my art #princess tutu #i tried to replicate the eah animation style on ducks face there but i didnt try super hard so it just looks wonky oops #ever after high #ptutu #ptutu x eah

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midnights-dragon · 6 months

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Crowley being really into ducks for absolutely no reason is actually adorable and Aziraphale thinks so too. he 100% read a bunch of books on ducks so that he could overwhelm his demon with facts about them until Crowley was somehow even more smited, smote, smitten

Aziraphale, excitedly holding up a book: Did you know ducks have waterproof feathers, darling? Just like us!

Crowley, close to tears: Uh huh yup yeah

#they’re both autistic your honor #crowley was devestated to learn about how much ducks actually are the worst #he only fed female ducks from then on out #(if you don’t know what i’m talking about do not google it)#crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #good omens #crowley x aziraphale #good omens headcanons

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digitalmyyth · 1 year

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Hits them with my human beam

#taken me 100 years but I think. I’m finally happy with these designs #hardest was yellow even tho he’s already the most human like #I just wanted him to look ambiguous age wise #idk how well that worked out #sorry for being a coward and making duck cover Them up #gave him gay little sock garters to make up for it #dhmis #yellow guy #red guy #duck #humanisation #my art

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volivolition · 1 month

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she's so normal he swears.

#disco elysium #disco elysium skills #de composure #composure #de skills #voliart #composure he/she moments. to me. i treat the line as a kind of wall or curtain that composure ducks behind to let out emotions #absolutely neutral outside but there's a miasma of emotion behind her. when composure is low then she's constantly behind the wall #laughing or crying or swearing up a storm in a bright outlined shape. at higher levels the miasma all but disappears.#he rarely turns around anymore and the outside wall is all you see. this is one of my favorite character types btw.#ALSO YOU KNOW ME. YOU KNOW WHO I AM. YOU KNOW WHICH PHYSIQUE SKILL IS MAKING THAT JOKE.

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kitkat-the-muffin · 30 days

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Tis a niche of its own

Sorry there is only two female characters, I kinda pulled these off the top of my head and probably missed a ton of other candidates. Reblog with an addition if you have one!

Edit: I forgot to make this poll a week long! Once this poll ends I'll remake it with new additions depending on the results (the characters with the fewest results will be replaced with suggested characters from the notes so be sure to suggest some!) in the meantime tho plz reblog to increase sample size

This follows my own definition of what "Comic Relief" means: A character that is used as a conduit for comedy in a piece of media

Through character studies I have determined that there are 5 types of comic relief: the Character Relief, the Audience Relief, the Tone Shifter, the Butt of the Joke, and the Slapstick. Characters that identify as "Comic Relief" usually fall into one or more of these categories

Further explanation under the cut

The Character Relief refers to a character who actively makes jokes to be funny in-universe through conscious humor. Examples from this poll would be Sans and Rayla, who go out of their way to make their friends laugh

The Audience Relief refers to a character who makes the audience laugh regardless of their impact on the story. Examples from this poll would be Lapis and Gus, who are often involved in comedic bits meant for audience entertainment that aren't acknowledged by the narrative as anything unprecedented

The Tone Shifter refers to a character who makes jokes to relieve tension and shift the tone of a scene, either consciously or unconsciously. Examples from this poll would be Jay and Leo, as they both consciously make jokes about grim situations to help their friends or family feel better. Additionally, Jay would do this unconsciously before his trauma made him start doing it on purpose

The Butt of the Joke refers to a character who is made fun of by other characters in-universe, whether endearingly or not. Examples from this poll would be Dewey and Lance, who are often met with insults whenever they do something wrong or silly. The insults are usually meant to be endearing and comedic, but they can still feed into the character's possible inferiority complex. This also applies whenever a villain hits them with a sick burn*

The Slapstick refers to a character who is made fun of by the narrative and the audience like a punching bag. Examples from this poll would be Sokka and Yusuke, who are sometimes put in troubling and awkward situations as a gag for the audience's entertainment alone. These gags are not fun for the characters yet delightful to watch

Most comic relief characters can be characterized as multiples of these. For example, Jar-Jar from Star Wars is both Slapstick and Audience Relief, and even if you don't find his jokes funny that doesn't change the fact that they were written with your entertainment in mind

If you're curious how a "The Narrative's Favorite (derogatory)" character would fit into this chart, they're likely both a Butt of the Joke and a Slapstick character, making their life absolute hell. To be honest, MK from Monkie Kid is an example of a character who fits all 5 categories, but he isn't blue so he isn't in this poll

*Ok if you've ever seen Phineas and Ferb Mission Marvel let me just say MODOK is a total Butt of the Joke and my favorite line in that special is when a TV announcer calls him a "Giant Chicken Egg with a Face" and I just had to mention that omg

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surreal-duck · 1 month

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newly moved in farmboy enamored by atrocious spring onion doodle on local help wanted poster

#sdv update finally got me around to drawing this au somewhat after like. two years #doodles #duck scribbles #enstars #midoyuzu #i have like. the entire span of three years plotted out way too much #both new to town while yuzurus working at the general store owned by the himemiyas sent there while a certain pink thing is over at uni #rooming with his childhood friend slash rival. i promise this is integral to the plot #he doodles on his request posters and thus kicks off the entire thing #midori takamine #yuzuru fushimi #yuzumido #rest of ryst is over there too kanatas over at the fishing shop and in what should be the fishing rod attaining cutscene he shrimply #pops out of the water to hand it over and get back to pukapukaing #chiaki at the saloon i think. he puts on tokusatsu shows on tv and everyone has to deal with it #i could go on with a bunch of others ive thought out its genuinely too much #sketchbook stuff #⭐💧au

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cookiesandcantarella-art · 1 month

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Do you ever think about the absolute euphoria Duck would feel at getting to be human again? I do. I do a lot.

[ID: a stylized digital painting of Fakir and Duck embracing each other as he lifts her in the air. Fakir stands ankle deep in a pond and water splashes around them. A few white feathers float through the air around Duck. She is nude and her hair is down. Fakir wears a simple white shirt with his pants rolled up above the water level. In the foreground, an open book rests upon the dock. Behind them, the clouds are lit with the pinks and blues of a sunrise. End ID]

#princess tutu #fakiru #i dont *think* i need to tag for nudity since i chose the least revealing pose i could find #but if thats an issue lemme know #my magic number is 5 years after the show #duck is roughly 19 human years and fakir is 21 #are we moments away from a category 5 fakir naked girl meltdown?#or has he grown out of that #you decide #i was trying to go for something more stylized and impressionistic #but eventually i had to say fuck it #it’s good enough #I’m not Monet #and that’s okay #that’s okay #lea draws #my art

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cloudpalettes · 8 months

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hey detectives 🔎‼️

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #mdzs fanart #wangxian #lan wangji #lan zhan #wei wuxian #wei ying #mxtx #consider Them !!!!!!!#i tried putting all of my sketches in one canvas i think it worked out #if ure wondering where this is from #it's from that detective au official art from montage i believe !!#ok many things to look at #initially in the official illust wwx wasn't wearing gloves and i just added it for funsies #also just thinking about putting the glove on lwj's hand like he's . putting on a wedding ring idk where i was going with that #but im planting that idea in ur heads now #also #lwj's holding a snow duck on his left hand #i just think it's silly #lots of thinking fr #and then !!! they go for a coffee date !!#literally none of these involve any detective work #just vibes #also another thought #i think the scarf is from lwj !!!!#in the official illust wwx is wearing a cream colored scarf #and i got struck with the thought that /oh/ it's lwj's scarf

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