I had a dream I met you in the ice cream/ fish section of a dollar tree and you told me to save pigs by eating fascists then you served me Jeff the killer

Eating Pigs: kind of sad (they're as smart as toddlers), no cool trinket inside

Eating Fascists: kind of based (their souls are made of tar), you get a cool human skull when you're done

My “friend” brought Atlas Shrugged to school today and I was kinda just like wtf, but then my English teacher asked him why he was reading that and was straight up like “I hope you aren’t becoming a libertarian” and he was all smug like “no I’m an anarcho capitalist” (which by the way no government+ free market = not liberatarianism apparently)so then at lunch I took his book and was pretending to take it to the microwave and my teacher muttered under his breath “good that’s where it belongs” 

This probably isn’t that interesting, but whatever.