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alloutshirt · 1 year

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stay green a little while you bring blue lights to dreams

#he’s so so pretty man i don’t get it #louis #x

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jaylaxies · 1 month

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GIVE ME A FUCKING MOMENT..

the same person in the span of like 2-3 days 🧎‍♀️

HES THE FINEST MAN ALIVE AND NO ONE CAN MAKE ME THINK OTHERWISE

#🍓 — mari!#ugh hes so hot #so pretty #like i don’t get how people don’t bias jay this man is insane #HAVE YOU SEEN HIM??#oh that’s perfection right here

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twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat · 4 days

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@dollsuguru pspspspps……….. the teeniest tiniest sneak peek just for u ………………..

#THIS IS A WORK IN PROGRESS OK I BARELY KNOW THIS MAN #idk why my first thought was to write him crying ok….. don’t look at me……. i just think he’d look pretty w tears in his eyes </3 #kairo do i have ur approval so far…………….. is he the type to cry . like at all. i can see him being a bit of a closeted crybaby #BUT I DONT KNOWWWW writing abt characters when u havent finished the source material is so terrifying 🥲🥲#im out here feeling like the author herself is gonna come after me if i write him wrong #(also trust that i’m breaking into ur dms when i Actually get started on this i’m gonna need u to be my coauthor i fear 😞)#ari noises ✩

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thatrandomblogsays · 4 months

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Lmao Zeus & Hades are such bad dads that they think Percy would rob a god for his deadbeat dad who owes Sally 12 years of back pay for child support…

These literal God-Kings sat down and were like hmmm Poisedon hasn’t talked to this child in years to avoid people knowing he ejaculated when he should’ve of evacuated… & has a shitty abusive stepdad now… that child would absolutely Mission Impossible Olympus for him! Let’s kill him :)

Hey dumbasses, my own deadbeat parent can barely get me to text them back, I ain’t stealing shit for them. As a member of Team Deadbeat Parent, that request would’ve caused 12 year old me to cuss out an adult for the first time

#they literally tried to mug a child based on this assumption #the fact your thunderbolt was stealable sounds like a you issue buddy #I’d be too embarrassed to admit to that #hades sent a MINOTAUR after him!!!#what the hell man???#you’re LUCKY no one died!!!#pretty sure even kids who wanted their parents involved in their life would’ve told him to go fuck off #me? i didn’t care #so I wouldn’t probably yelled at them #you don’t even send me a card and you want me to commit a felony for you?#go to hell poisedon #the entire book series I wanted Percy to serve him with child support papers #EVEN AFTER he’s claimed he STILL doesn’t pay child support!!!#sally has to get the money from her murdered husband #low key was rooting for Kronos and the gods to destroy each other #deadbeat dad #mine #pjo #pjo series #hades #Zeus #posideon #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackon and the olympians #Percy jackson

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teamfortresstwo · 6 months

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“Peter Lukas gets sent back to the regency era” “Jonathan Sims gets sent back to the regency era” valid points valid points but i raise you

Tim Stoker gets sent back to the regency era

#Timelias #guys c’mon it would be sooo fun #Tim would probably *hate* Elias. Maybe try to take the circus down sooner since #the Grimaldi was first like a thing in the very early 1800s so it could be possible for Tim to just kill Nikola on sight #And I bet Jonah would be so fascinated by him. Like oh my god this man 1) is probably from the future 2) Is HOT AS FUCK 3) has sooo much #knowledge about the fears and FOUR) Can apparently kill the things?? and is confident while doing so??#Jonah would love him sm #Also while I don’t think Jon or Peter could fix him I firmly believe that Tim 100% could #Like I’m pretty sure it was actually tweeted once that Tim could’ve redeemed Elias by fucking him nasty #but fr though I do think Tim would actually stop him from becoming as bad as he did because while Jon is passive in the voyeuristic sense an #d also and avatar and peter just couldn’t care less about stopping bad things Tim is wholey human and still dedicating himself to taking #action against the fears and *succeeding* and since I think a lot of Jonah magnus’s less than ideal actions stemmed from his feelings of #helplessness in a world out to get him I think that would be a great anchor for him.#Also I’m just super soft for any kind of Timelias sooo <333 #Elias Bouchard #Jonah Magnus #TMA #Tim Stoker #oh also Tim was canonically fascinated by Robert Smirke so he’d probably have some knowledge about the 1700-1800s through osmosis gotten #while researching #the magnus archives

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pedropascallme · 23 days

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5SD3RBr2it/?igsh=NmViYTZiaGZmaGUy in case you still haven't seen :D

Thank you!! I hadn’t seen the full thing this is wonderful <3 posting this so everybody else who might’ve missed it can see!

(Also leaving my personal opinions in the tags just to clarify where I stand because I’m so tired of everybody being weird about Damien specifically throughout this whole thing)

#hehe send me asks #smosh #damien haas #shourtney #smoshblr #I think that everybody blowing up at him is so…I mean #first of all unfair to him and to Shayne and Courtney who are clearly some of his closest friends #but also just. generally speaking super infantilizing and not necessarily aware that like #this is a grown man who not only has more to think about than his friends getting married #which he likely knew about way WAY before any of us did #obviously #but also he’s autistic and thus processes cues and reactions differently #and everybody is like WHA WHY DIDNT HE POST WHY ISNT HE BEING SUPPORTIVE #as if Damien isn’t generally pretty private about a lot of his personal life especially when it involves other people in the public eye #but especially since this is like #his best friend getting married to his other very close friend I feel like it would be obvious that this is something he would celebrate #privately and among the friends involved #anyway that’s my two sense please let him rest he’s like one of the busiest people in the cast and clearly loves his friends so much #**cents oops it’s late #and I don’t blame him for wanting to make this something special that he celebrates with them away from the #incredibly judgy #public eye

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theofficialpresidentoftheusa · 5 months

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Shame we never got to actually see Ed put his hair up. Shame we never got him in a crop top either so lemme just-

#ofmd #our flag means death #our flag means fanart #ofmd fanart #ed teach #Blackbeard #Edward teach #anyways. obsessed with this old man who is so pretty #am I really reposting this with the tags done different in the hopes that more people will actually see it this time? yuh. yuh.#if you’ve seen me reblog and repost this a few times-mind ya business #anyways those tattoos kill me and I need someone to release like a comprehensive reference pls #does he have tummy tatts? don’t know! did I even get what he has correct? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#should I fully render and finish this? maybe. perhaps. will I? baby I do not know #Mary arts

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petrichorium · 11 months

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even if it’s not what i think it’ll be i’d love to hear your yan jing yuan thoughts 🙏

Okay in essence I think,,,,,,,, the impulse is there and he actively shoves it down 🫣

Like it’s there!!! He sees you smiling at someone and there’s a tugging feeling in his gut and he knows he could drag you away and lock you up for millennia without lifting a finger, and he really does consider it; imagines being the only one who can see you, imagines you with nothing to do but be pampered by him all day, always in his bed or his garden, never having to find you laughing and spending time with anyone else. Nothing to do with yourself but accept his adoration. How much has he given to his people, to the Luofu? Surely he deserves to be selfish with this one thing.

He could collar you without batting an eye. All his, for the rest of your nigh-infinite lives. He likes the thought, he really does.

But that only lasts a millisecond. Because above all else the Arbiter-General Jing Yuan is clever, and he knows the consequences of that line of thought—not that he’d be stopped, not at all, but that you would never truly love him if he went through with it. Sure he’d wear you down eventually but that would never be the same, and he would lose any chance of his genuine affection being returned. And his pride might never recover from that wound.

Sure, he could make you his pet, and he’d find some satisfaction in that. But it would be fleeting. He holds you too highly to want to break you; yes, he deserves to be greedy with you, and that means he doesn’t just want you in his arms. He wants your love, your life, and he wants to earn it honorably. You’re a discerning little thing, giving him a run for his money, but he’d be lying if he said he hated the chase. It’ll make it all the sweeter to win properly.

He needs you to choose him, freely, of your own accord. He needs you to want him even a fraction of how much he wants you, and he needs that desire to be your own.

#ask.🌧#saintshigaraki #pluvi’s pals #char.🌧 jing yuan #yandere.cw #he just like has the impulse and then goes no wait that’s horrible #I don’t want another pet I have too many responsibilities anyway r u kidding KDNFKNRKRN #okay that last bit is more comedic but n e way #u get what I mean. the instinct is there but he ignores it #and sometimes it’s HARD to ignore #the first time u fall into his bed… he wakes up before u and just. stares. ur so pretty and peaceful and he could just lock the door……………..#but then you stir and make the cutest little noise and lean into him and he Knows it’ll be so much more satisfying to #coax you back into his bed again instead #he might not outright do anything that forces you to not have any other options but he damn well makes his interest clear and who would ever #try to compete with him for anything let alone your hand #might as well be staking his claim #there u go. local man fights w his own instincts to not just fuck you up entirely #he likes the chase!!! it’s in his nature to want to win it!!!

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soullessjack · 8 months

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one of jacks most pure unadulterated cunt moments was the part in ouroboros where they decapitate Noah, darkly stare at the body as it falls over, and then despondently stumbles over his fresh headless corpse into the other room with the bloody sword still in hand

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to-be-loved-by-death · 7 months

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My current sapphic Japanese cinema masterlist:

Blue (2002) - youtube

Typhoon Club (1987) - youtube

The Cherry Orchard (1990) - youtube

The Cherry Orchard: Blossoming (2008) - youtube

Helter Skelter (2012)

Love Exposure (2007) - internet archive

Tag (2015)

Black Lizard (1968) - youtube

Wheel of Fortune and Fantasy (2021)

Antiporno (2016)

Tokyo Decadence (1992)

Summer Vacation 1999 (1989)

Dream Girls (1994) - youtube

Manji (1964) - internet archive

With Beauty and Sorrow (1965)

Girls of the Night (1961)

A Bride for Rip van Winkle (2016) - youtube

Tomie: Forbidden Fruit (2002) - youtube

Topless (2008)

Maria Watches Over Us (2010)

Sailor Uniforms: Lily Lovers (1983)

The Scent of Pheasant’s Eye (1935)

Afternoon Breeze (1980) - youtube

Kakera: A Piece of Our Life (2009)

The Forest of Love (2019) - netflix

Keiko (1979)

The Story of Pupu (1998) - youtube

Love/Juice (2000) - youtube

Sayonara (2018)

The Adolescence of Utena (1999) - internet archive

Night’s Tightrope (2016)

Queer Japan (2019)

Angel in September (1994)

#archive #lesbian cinema #sapphic cinema #japanese cinema #film links #film recommendations #take the sion sono films with a grain of salt or better yet don’t take them at all #it would feel incomplete to entirely drop them out but he is a horrid horrid man and should not get any of your money #I am not sure what is available elsewhere as I’m in the uk #so prime and Netflix here are pretty severely limited in Asian cinema #also this is my specialty so I’d love to hear if you guys have any favourites I’ve missed out on here #I haven’t included the female prisoner films for example and if you think I should have let me know!#I’d like for this list to grow and expand with collaborations!!!

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ringneckedpheasant · 19 days

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the fact that there are no locks on the doors in my house is maddening. child I don’t know has opened my door THREE fucking times in the last hour for no reason 😭 roommate’s kid started coming in my room earlier & didn’t even realize I was home & his dad told me a few days ago he’s been sneaking in here to look at the fish -_-

#pretty sure he broke my guitar too #& like. man I don’t want to get him in trouble but I’m actually really annoyed abt it right now #realizing the reason i’ve been getting so irritated every time he opens my door unprompted is that he doesn’t fucking knock first #yes he’s like 7 but people opening my door w/o knocking/asking was such a source of anxiety growing up #in the ≈20 minutes since I started typing this post this other kid made me have an anxiety attack which is So stupid #literally put a chair in front of my door because they didn’t understand/wouldn’t listen when I asked them to leave & to stop doing it

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designernishiki · 9 months

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okay but. why does it seem like 24 year old majima’s ridden a horse before. why does he talk like he has Experience. what is this lost lore

#rambling #we just gonna gloss over this #to me this either implies he’s from either a REALLY country background Or on the other end of the spectrum (my personal belief) and he’s #from an upper middle class to well off background and has been to like horse camp or horseriding lessons or something in his childhood #oh man please i love the image of an 8-14 year old majima being made to do horseriding by his parents because hes this #lanky pale ass kid who needs to do SOME kind of sport or something #and boy would he Hate it #he’s bizarrely prodigious at a Lot of the (especially technique based) things he tries canonically so I imagine he wouldn’t actually be Bad #at it after some trial and error but. he’d still fucking hate it. and his cool persona in his head would be riding a motorcycle or something #instead cause that’s Way cooler to him #man I have so many thoughts about young majima I really gotta go into depth on it soon #oh yeah just a note: part of the reason I don’t think he’s from a country background is cause his Real Accent canonically is #a tokyo one which he’s still getting the hang of covering up with a kansai one when he’s 20. meaning there’s not a ton of time for him to #have adjusted into a Tokyo one or something prior if he hadn’t grown up there #so I’m pretty damn sure he’s from Tokyo #that + a number of other details that make him seem to me like he grew up with a more formal education #and ywah blah blah blah #majima #Yuki #sunshine siblings #y0

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idrinkwetcementasproteinshakes · 14 days

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the feminine urge to bitch slap every man ever

#expect hobie ofc #he doesn’t count as a man though #he’s too good to be a one of those #men are so annoying #loud #gross #they have so much audacity #and they smell #and every man I’ve met is at least a tad bit sexist #like #oh sorry that I don’t wanna clean my brothers fucking piss off the toilet seat!!!#guess I’m a “pretty pink princess” for that!#Or sorry that I don’t wanna pick his nasty ass socks off the floor for him!!#Or sorry that I don’t wanna clean his shit stained underwear for him!! Guess I’m a “pretty pink princess”!#And sorry that I accidentally bumped into you #I DEFINITELY deserved for you to shove me and flip me off #or sorry that after a long shitty day at school #and I would like for it to be at least a BIT quiet!#Guess I’ll let my brother(quite literally) scream at his bloody laptop and repetitively slam it down!!!#Oh!! Sorry for getting upset at you after I said no multiple times and you kept bothering me about it!#guess i’ll just go fuck myself #i hate men

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camping-with-monsters · 5 months

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My beloved man… I made a Golurk OC and he’s been my everything lately 🧡

Standing at 11 ft, just over the average height, Hercules didn’t get much of a chance to really relish his newfound size and strength with any amount of pride like he should have. His whole just is that when he was but a small, child sized Golett, he wandered off and found himself in a small cave. But inside, some pretty hectic no-good Pokémon found his arrival interruptive, instead opting to wanting to teach him a lesson of knocking first. But boy, for a small Golett, he really showed them not to be so rude to guests even if unwarranted. Hercules overpowered the group with impressive strength for a small Pokémon, and it drove them away. Before he had a chance to recollect himself out of the scare and leave the cave, his body began to glow, the exertion of power triggering evolution. His body started to morph into what would be his massive sized-Golurk form, but alas, such cave space was no bigger than he was, and the confined space couldn’t hold his sheer size.

As he evolved, the ceiling and walls began to crumble on him, and in panic of the realization, he thrashed about, trying to stop from the crash. Alas, he clattered to the ground as the rubble covered him in, it too heavy and him too tired to escape… the tunnel to the cave entrance too narrow anyway.

In his painful endeavor in hopes of one day escaping, he beats at the ceiling of the tunnel with his single right arm exposed with his head. It makes the ground slightly rumble and quake… but no one usually suspects a Pokémon within the ground like that could be the cause. At least, not a massive Pokémon of his size. How would it even get down there?

Parts of his left side mostly and his legs have deep red markings around, which are technically scarring. Due to leaking water in the caves that eroded parts of his body, it didn’t want to give up that easily, and instead healed with bright jasper-like scarring. Not many see this, though, for he’s still ever waiting for the chance to find release, longing for the sun once again…

I don’t have a super specific use for him other that RP at the moment, but god I love this guy so much :)

Here’s the flat color version of the ref to make life a little easier :)

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taylorhawkins · 9 months

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Cornered alone in the SNL studio, Taylor ponders how Courtney-specific 'Stacked Actors' actually is.

"Hmmm," he drawls. "it's probably more of a movement in Hollywood and rock'n'roll but I'm sure there's a little bit of her in there," he grins, winks and all but nudges the tape recorder. "She needn't be too vain, it's not all about her," he says before abandoning all diplomacy pretty unequivocally. "She's fucked. For millions of reasons. And I don't even know her. Oh, I've met her a couple of times and she was rude. She wants to be a star and she is one. At least she got what she wanted. I hope it filled the hole for her. No pun intended." he smiles. "Oh, there's a sentence or two probably dedicated to her. Dave would never fully admit it to you, but I know.” [x]

#I adore him.#LMAOOOOOO #get ‘em baby #I love him so much #he’s sugar and spice and everything nice bye #taylor hawkins #foo fighters #dave grohl #there is nothing left to lose era #1999 #interviews & articles #don’t come after my man by the way #or I’ll fight you #abandoning all diplomacy pretty unequivocally

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