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oxydiane · 2 years

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“james was the fun dad” this “james is the careless parent” that. you fool. you absolute fool. james potter had sirius ride his magical motorbike around london so he could stop by as many libraries as he could and buy every single parenting book from both muggle and wizard places. james potter cried for like thirty minutes straight the first time he held harry and almost refused to give him to the nurses. james potter sent a howler to sirius to scream at him for buying harry a toy broom without warning him first and he keeps getting scared as hell each time it looks like he’s going to fall (“DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY QUIDDITCH INJURIES I HAVE??? HAVE YOU LOOKED AT MY KNEES?”) and then he sends remus another one to yell at him for letting sirius do it. james potter Was the over protective dad.

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laur-the-cat-prince · 16 days

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adult Nicaise AU. also my version of Nikandros

#what if our favorite brat grew up and got to be a sweet young adult that got to process his trauma with Laurent’s help??? T-T #also bearded Damen #your welcome #nicaise #adult nicaise #i’m a sap #nikandros #he’s already irritated #laurent of vere #damen of akielos #damen x laurent #capri #captive prince #cs pacat

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bluegiragi · 1 year

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pull yourself together.

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#ghosts love language is giving people his spare masks #i think he understood instantly #the moment he saw konig with his hood off with /that/ look in his eyes #ghost is blunt and doesnt mince words but i think hes a softie at heart #and soap just wears his heart on his sleeve #this is the comic where konig officially falls stupidly hard for both of them #poor sap #oh also in terms of continuity yes im aware the knife swaps direction #thats what i get for drawing this across multiple days #anyway #thanks for reading!#konig #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #cod mw2 #soapbox #soapbox saga #giragi art

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dailyloopdeloop · 23 days

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DAY 7: i miss my wife bonbon

#codacheetah #isat #loop isat #twohat spoilers #isat act 6 spoilers #SLIDING IN WITH 14 MINUTES TO THE CLOCK YEA BABY #this is like the dollar store version of what i had in my head but in my defense i was out all day. woopsiedoodle #its my personal postcanon headcanon that sif goes on like a several month 'i miss my dead wife' arc about loop bc he thinks they evaporated #into the either infinity war style after their fight. so theyre rlly sad and emo n shit about it but theyre like well. i hope loop is happy #at least. i hope they moved on and found peace :)#meanwhile loop does not know what moving on is they are clawing onto mortality with every last sap of their strength #always approximately 4 seconds from deciding to track down the party #but theyre scared so they spend all their time fuckin playing with birds and scaring kids or whatever #until one day siffrin's like stars i know they probably cant hear me but i miss them. and like does the handsign morosely #and then after several seconds loop picks up like ....hi stardust!!! wow you really didnt miss me that much huh!!!#siffrin voice: YOU'RE NOT FUCKING DEAD?!#anyways what heinous crime did the running one commit. leave your answers in the comments below #also. happy one week of this fucking guy!!!

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crybaby-bkg · 9 months

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Kirishima who likes that cheesy, shitty porn that makes you and Bakugou cringe, but you two can't help but indulge the big guy when he wants to role-play.

bakugou has been a swimmer since he was an infant, but pretends to drown in you guys' pool so Kiri can jump in and save him as the life guard on duty. gives bakugou mouth to mouth which always seems to devolve into tongue kissing and a cough from you to at least get back on script. it somehow ends up with you thanking the life guard for saving your boyfriend by offering up your mouth to him while he continues to tongue down Bakugou. its a little stupid, but everyone always gets off.

or, his other favorite one, where he's coming in for a massage and you and bakugou are both the masseuses. Bakugou works his back muscles and you flip him over to do his front. you always somehow end up bouncing on Kiri's cock while Bakugou fucks his mouth. you don't mind that one as much, because Kiri's chest oiled up always look so delectable, and the sounds he emits low in his throat when you play with his nipples is always worth the ache in your thighs the next morning.

you've done hero-villain-civilian role-play before too, where you're the helpless victim fallen prey to a mysterious blood riot and trying to be saved by dynamight. that one, despite how much you both complain about it all, seems to elicit the eagerest responses from all of you. its something about playing helpless while being taken from behind that does you in. especially when you're bent over in Bakugou's lap while he's tied down to a chair, unable to save you, his sweet little civilian. eye to eye with him, his mouth gagged, while Kiri fucks you so mercilessly that your drool hits Bakugou's chin and his evil laughs makes both of you close to orgasming.

now that one makes the role-play seem just a bit less cringy. but only when its you guys doing it, not the fake shit Kiri watches. if wants cheesy porn, then you two are willing to help him play it all out in real life.

#not that big of a fan of this but I thought about it this morning lol #also I hate writing tags on safari now its so fucking stupid #why is like breaking everything up letter by letter its distracting #anyway I think he's into roleplaying shitty p*rn but it always turns out well bc its with you two #bc its you two doing it with him!!#I think bkg would be more into like certain fetishy- stuff and home videos #specifically videos of you guys together lol #what a sap #—new treat in the streets! 🍫#krbk treats! 🍬

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skrunksthatwunk · 4 months

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landing

#i'd recommend zooming in bc the changes between panels are pretty subtle. they'll be easier to see on the cropped versions but i wanted to #include the whole thing too because i think it looks nice like that :)#opening up to yukina as the final hopeful yet unresolved part of hiei's arc of learning to trust and love and be loved by others is like.#aughh. fascinating choice anyway here's a take on how it'd go. from me. a sap #smth smth hiei letting his vulnerability show via the thing that unites them (bloodline via the hiruseki stone) which is inherently tied #to emotion and letting his feelings about her and his past show to someone. grahh #yyh #yu yu hakusho #yukina #hiei #skrunkart #also due to the title and the organization of this comic one could call this a landing strip #anyway um. posting more yyh but this time it's not funny at all oops. glad y'all liked the other one though jksdjfkjs #anyway yukina's important you should talk about her more #would also like to point out how in the final panel hiei doesn't actually touch her with his other arm. it's just resting on his hand #enclosing her but still kinda distant. he's still got some healing to do #edit argh i uploaded a slightly wrong version. fixed now. it just didn't have yukina's crying onomotopoeia #but i wanted them back in bc sound is so important to this one #WAIT PANELS SWAPPED. FIXED FR NOW #ANYWAY HIEI MY BELOVED MY EVERYTHING. LOVE THAT LITTLE GUY #also shoutout to devoted sibling characters. they really get it

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echelorn · 1 year

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the incoming fanfics will probably look like:

He’s falling, the bane of his existence; he’s a contradiction, a paradox, he’s the last piece in his solved puzzle, a mystery he wants to unravel— in the clutch of his chains and silken sheets.

#sctir #sctir spoilers #sung hyunjae #han yoojin #princess arc #give me all the sap #my s-class hunters #the s classes that i raised #s classes that i raised #also something like #the star he'd keep in a bottle for his own drinking pleasure #gettit? cause he's falling #like a shooting star #we all thought of drinking a star #anw

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solargeist · 5 months

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why r people getting mad at george and sapnap too? I understand theyre dreams friend and thats an issue but THEY didnt do anything right?

sapnap joined Kick which is a hateful platform (Tubbo has dragged him multiple times for this) + brought abusers onto Banter and when people complained he said to get over it essentially. I personally hate how many slut jokes he makes, he comes across as very misogynistic imo. (The stuff abt him punching holes in the house also freaks me out a bit, that is a nice house like wth)

George, co host on Banter, and defended men harassing women in a club if they’re drunk on Hasan’s podcast. George also comes across as misogynistic for the slut jokes.

that’s all I got, I don’t pay attention to them, but those are the reasons I see usually. Dunno what else, defending dream is enough reason for people to dislike them imo tho

#Ask #I used to watch sap but dropped him for doing damage control lore after the manatreed stuff #dream situation #<- for blacklist #is this a safe space. I’ve always found George annoying #I think people were also upset at George saying he wouldn’t watch quackity bc he’s speaking Spanish #-Karl heard this and said he watched quackity streams regardless bc they are friends #<- that was b4 everything. Which is interesting bc Q is still friedns with Karl

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hiding-in-the-vault · 2 months

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isnt this whole wilbur thing a huge warning sign against getting too attached to ccs, because we can never truly know them? why are we celebrating a few fans putting /150/ dollars + whatever the commission fee for the artist was into a birthday present for a guy who just.. doesnt know them? its not like merch or supporting a creator, its literally money in the wind. between this and merch dropping like clockwork but sapnap being the only one actually doing content (and hes clearly just doing it for the kick quota.. sorry but the streams are so lackluster), im getting really disillusioned with the dream team. theyre literally just coasted by because of a hyperdedicated fanbase they dont really seem to give a shit about. people talk about how amazing and kind they are but are they really? we dont know. why are we monetarily supporting millionaires its literally just charity but for rich people at this point, they dont provide any value in exchange. i think people should really consider why theyd rather drop ~180 dollars on a billboard for a rando instead of charity or buying something they want or need. sorry idk i just feel fed up with how much time and money and love i poured into these guys and in response were getting nothing. sapnap didnt even bother to denounce the abuser he used to interact with. i could have donated and actually helped someone instead of buying a fucking hoodie i cant even wear to school because id get bullied.

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with a little wake up call. They are just some guys that stream and make videos. You’d think the last few Situations™ would teach people to simply not put cc’s on pedestals and expect perfection from them. But you must realize that if you’re going to argue against people giving cc’s money, then you need to go all the way back to every single sub and donation they’ve gotten through twitch as well. It’s always been a luxury some choose to do because they get something out of it. They were never forced or tricked into doing it. And I don’t know how the Sapnap billboard was funded, but I donated to the George b-day billboard. Gave up $5 because I thought it was a fun community idea, and it did not impact my ability to donate or buy things I needed. It doesn’t need to be any more complicated than that. It’s not a streamer's fault that you chose to spend money on them instead of donating.

If you’re upset by the lack of content, then entertain yourself with something else. People have been saying that for ages. If you think their intention is to continue promising content and never delivering just to squeeze money out of fans, then leave. I personally don’t believe that.

Dream believes he does owe us content, but we don’t get to decide when it comes. And you don’t have to give them a dime for it.

#vault talks #discourse #sorry if im a little blunt. i dont usually get anons like this lol #and yeah school kids can be mean :( im glad i didnt have to worry about this when i was in high school #if it helps at all. i wear my blindingly neon green dream hoodie out sometimes and no one has cared in the adult world #but anyway. i dont like to entertain regret. one day they will fully retire and that wont take value from anything they made before that #even if youre unsatisfied right now dont let that effect the good times youve had prior #edit: forgot to add: in case anon still sees:#also let’s not pretend sap and wil were ever close lol #geor.ge was the closest to him out of the three and he hasn’t said anything either. and he doesn’t need to. it’s gotta be hard :/#look at poor to.mmy #demanding responses is not the way

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m-kyunie · 1 year

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I think I'm starting to get the hang of colors. I think.

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#yulma #dgm #d.gray-man #kanda yuu #alma karma #i never draw them being sweet/intimate so I'm trying its just. i try to err on the side of canon personality #but also Kanda is a sap canonly idk its hard......he's very outwardly abrasive n miscommunicates smtg awful but #but hes loyal to a fault. a big fucking fault #and Alma is insane #they r so in love it hurts #been wanting to use that ref for quite awhile but its just so intimate #literally in love w that whole photoshoot so I might draw smtg else

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ride-a-dromedary · 7 months

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I personally think a nice way to give us more chances to talk to Halsin in Act 3 is giving us the option to ask him for a new story from his 350 years of life, and we get a new tidbit of information that changes based on how high his approval is, or whether or not he's being romanced. If the approval is low, he shares little or refuses. I want a chance to hear about how much he studies, meditates, and hibernates and not just the salacious parts!

#BG3 Musing #Halsin Posting #halsin is very clear that he's lived a while and feels a lot older than he is #i want to hear more about high forest and the emerald grove #i want a way for him to tell me things about himself that don't involve me having to have a rendezvous that casually brings up a bad memory #yknow?#karlach asking him for stories and him immediately being like 'no one really cares about those they're only really interested in escapades'#and wyll being like 'do you actually do anything besides meditate council fight train and make love?' and halsin just nonchalantly #'is such an existence lacking?' i know thats supposed to be funny #but he sounds so put upon by it #like okay and..?#maybe im just a sap but i want to hear more general stuff #if that writer on twitter is serious about taking suggestions heres one #also this isn't an invite to bash on act 3 halsin - most of the companions are dead air after you do their quest #this is an encompassing larian issue all around where the companions sort of all fall flat midway through act 3 #but that's another point entirely

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lavendershazy · 14 days

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ran across a post in a meme video about a couple that is an au of nickncharlie istg....

i love this couple. it's already an old post but i hope they're living their best lives. i also hope someone else sees how absolutely darling and similar this is to our hs boys lol

#heartstopper tv #heartstopper #narlie #nick and charlie #fanfic prompt #like. rugby injury nick being a total sap? charlie w a fav soda pop?#CHARLIE STARTING TO WORRY ABOUT CALS AND NICK JUST FUCKIN EATING A FOOD LABEL #nick playing games he's bad at bc the boys recced them to say he played them but then returning them. also to win charlie prizes

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tinamybeloved · 2 months

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#georgenotfound #he’s taking the hoodie home!!!#also confirmed that his budget is based off money sap owes him

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virgobingo · 3 months

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me stuck on how geto's beauty transcends gender and how he is one of the most popular characters in jjk (romantically according to gege, besides miwa)— he is the people's choice, and actually he belongs in an indie movie kissing whoever he pleases

#also he is the only man explicitly liked by men and women (thinking of larue)#hc gojo stressed by men approaching geto.. and putting his foot in his mouth making geto think he's homophobic but he really just wonts him #the poor sap #anyways imagining gojo as a pining fool x geto who's oblivious to his feelings is fun for mee

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stewykablooey · 10 months

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if kendall proposed to stewy, would stewy say yes?

yea

stewy would say yes and plan an entire wedding and everything just so he can jilt kendall at the altar as payback for the bear hug

#but also yeah he really would lol he’s a fucking sap #like yeah he’d be wary of the consequences of legally binding himself to kendall #but ive said it before ill say it again #i think stewy would think of marriage as a way to have legal ownership over kendall and he would be into that #and he wouldnt tell a SOUL but hed do it #kenstewy #ask #anon #m

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martyrbat · 6 months

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The Man of To-morrow's Lament – Vladimir Nabokov

(Transcript below cut)

I have to wear these glasses – otherwise,

when I caress her with my super-eyes,

her lungs and liver are too plainly seen

throbbing, like deep-sea creatures, in between

dim bones. Oh, I am sick of loitering here,

a banished trunk (like my namesake in “Lear”),

but when I switch to tights, still less I prize

my splendid torso, my tremendous thighs,

the dark-blue forelock on my narrow brow,

the heavy jaw; for I shall tell you now

my fatal limitation … not the pact

between the worlds of Fantasy and Fact

which makes me shun such an attractive spot

as Berchtesgaden, say; and also not

that little business of my draft; but worse:

a tragic misadjustment and a curse.

I’m young and bursting with prodigious sap,

and I’m in love like any healthy chap –

and I must throttle my dynamic heart

for marriage would be murder on my part,

an earthquake, wrecking on the night of nights

a woman’s life, some palmtrees, all the lights,

the big hotel, a smaller one next door

and half a dozen army trucks – or more.

But even if that blast of love should spare

her fragile frame – what children would she bear?

What monstrous babe, knocking the surgeon down,

would waddle out into the awestruck town?

When two years old he’d break the strongest chairs,

fall through the floor and terrorize the stairs;

at four, he’d dive into a well; at five,

explore a roaring furnace – and survive;

at eight, he’d ruin the longest railway line

by playing trains with real ones; and at nine,

release all my old enemies from jail,

and then I’d try to break his head – and fail.

So this is why, no matter where I fly,

red-cloaked, blue-hosed, across the yellow sky,

I feel no thrill in chasing thugs and thieves –

and gloomily broad-shouldered Kent retrieves

his coat and trousers from the garbage can

and tucks away the cloak of Superman;

and when she sighs – somewhere in Central Park

where my immense bronze statue looms – “Oh, Clark …

Isn’t he wonderful!?!”, I stare ahead

and long to be a normal guy instead.

Vladimir Nabokov

June 1942

#SORRY NORTH'S POST AND LAUREN'S TAGS MADE ME REMEMBER THIS AND I TYPED IT BY HAND BECAUSE I KNOW I GOT SOME FOLLOWERS THAT NEVER SEEN IT #‘im young and bursting with prodigious sap’ he may be superman but he still dirty talks like a man from kansas..#‘i cant fuck because my nut will shoot a hole through her back also i will kill everyone on the block.’#my sad celibate king....#posts from the crypt #clark kent #superman #clois #<- main tagging because this is funny. to me.

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