#he’s a dogboy are u kidding.
go fetch ‼️
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ROUND 3 MATCH 16
Rex propaganda:
“Dogboy….”
Derek propaganda:
“Extreme hot take but Derek is the best OL1 love interest. He has the best and sweetest confession in the game. You play video games together. He seems reserved until you actually start dating and find out that he's actually just a gentleman who didn't want to be overly forward with someone he's not in a relationship with. He's a family man. You get to blatantly abuse your 'dating' privileges in front of his brothers. He's just so insanely sweet and caring and makes me wanna cry whenever I play his DLC.”
“- Impossible to dislike
- No, like, literally impossible. OL1 will allow you to be indifferent to it's two other LIs, Cove and Baxter but you actually can't pick that option for Derek. Game decided that You Will Be (at least) Friends With Derek
- This boy is so good!!!! He's a sweetheart and has your back in the best way and he's constantly doing his best to make sure the people around him (especially you) are happy
- This is also a complex flaw of his because he feels like he needs to be the best that he can be and to be worth something
- This both manifests in how he treats others (he's exceedingly well-mannered and does everything for others because he secretly hopes that someday someone will do the same for him) and his career prospects (he takes on excessive practice to get good at football/soccer so that he can potentially get a scholarship and become famous all so he can potenially feel like he's worth something. This is actually a major conflict in his Step 4)
- His DLC also has some of the best moments in the game
- He also has a family and they're also really good and you get to see a lot of them
- His dad is hilarious, his mom is gorgeous and their relationship is very cute
- Meanwhile, Derek's brothers are great. I wanna gush about them because I love them but also play Derek's DLC yourself!!! See how good they are for yourself!!!!
- I will say that these three have a really good relationship dynamic and the development it takes in the 10 years between when you first meet Jorge and Nico as little kids to Step 4 where they're adults (and a teenager, Nico is 16 in Step 4) is genuinely very well written
- If you're into the steamy stuff, Derek also has the best make-out session out of all of the boys
- He's also just. Very funny. This boy will invite you to a waterpark and then ask you if its a date so he knows whether or not it's ok to check you out in your swimsuit
- Or, if you aren't dating by that point (but you do want to to date him), the narration will note how he's trying so so hard not to check you out, he's just trying so so so hard
- Puppy dog face. Look at it. Tell me you can look at that face and not want to smooch him
- His confession is also the best, did I mention it's the best? Because it's absolutely the best one in the entire game
- He has a whole thing about having to confess to you on a ferris wheel and he's so committed to it that he actually avoided ferris wheels for a long time before this confession because he promised himself he'd do it the next time he went on one
- And then he went on one...and he literally doesn't confess when he does it because he lost track of time and he had to get off
- so he asks you to go on the ferris wheel with him again so he can actually confess this time
Just. Just vote for him!!!!”
“He's sweet, polite, and out-going and is always willing to put you first (sometimes too willing).”
“polite responsible jock u r NOT immune to this”
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the seijoh boys as littlest pet shop toys!
i scoured through toysisters.com to assign different lps' to all of seijoh and by golly i had fun while doing it
iwaizumi: pet #92
cool guy
reminds me of a german shepherd and iwa is the most german shepherd ever
he seems like he'd be an overall chill guy
tug o' war champion
i'm getting "average height guy whose friends constantly call him a short king just because they're taller than him" energy from it
and that's basically the majority of seijoh w iwaizumi
dependable
oikawa: pet #818
she’s stunning she’s gorgeous she’s everything
him being an ostrich is funny to me
also the colors suit him really well, oikawa’s entire personality is very mint-colored
stars in his eyes
they have matching little sprouts of hair! <3
honorable mention: #1751
this is the bitch that everyone type casted as the main character/mean girl when they played with their lps’ as a kid and all the other toys are in love w her
yk what i mean
and that just seems very oikawa tooru
hanamaki: pet #460
look in its eyes.
very fluffy
they have the same pink hair (fur)
the curled eyelash/eyeliner is so funky and makki is the mayor of funktown
:3 face which is just so
do we all get what i'm trying to say?
matsukawa: pet #2270
LOOK AT THE EYEBROWS
literally everything about him is perfect
i cant even begin to describe it
a little scruffy & shaggy, its ears remind me of mattsun's hairstyle
imagine looking into the window of a pet store and seeing this thing (+ makki's) staring up at you. would u not be amused?
he's planning something
honorable mention: #1861
he’s got sneakers on??
swagged out lizard
no need for further elaboration
watari: pet #1026
this is the one i am the most confident about and I personally feel like it's obvious why
friend shaped
bald
i could see watari being a ferret otter thingy
similar big round eyes that bore into your soul
this just feels so correct i love them
he smile :)
kyoutani: pet #135
yellow dog
it's so pudgy kyoutani would adore it
he’s the epitome of a grumpy bulldog
they have the same eyebrows (or lack thereof)
the little frowny mouth i am crying
secretly a sweetheart (i can feel it in my bones)
honorable mention: #2472
lmao bee
yahaba: pet #1106
no explanation but do u see the vision?
this is how oikawa views him. puppy dog eyes and all.
it simultaneously looks like both a rule follower and a conniving little shit (aka yahaba shigeru)
imagine this thing barking ferociously at kyoutani's lps
(meanwhile watari's is just standing off to the side watching)
honorable mention: #108
they have the same swoopy hair
it made me laugh ok
look at it
kindaichi: pet #1519
tall!
idk what dog breed this is supposed to be exactly but all the ‘seijoh as dogs’ art i’ve seen has made him look vaguely like this
pointed up ears = pointed up hair
its tail looks very waggable and kindaichi is constantly wagging his metaphorical tail when he's happy so
kindaichi's so dogboy it's unreal
looks both cowardly and strong at the same time
kunimi: pet #2204
this one also doesn’t rlly have an explanation
but the color palette suits him i think
the cat looks like it take some nice ass naps and kunimi is our catnapping king
cold dead eyes of judgement
slightly bitchy
ppl come up to it expecting to pet it but it actually just hisses at them (an analogy for kunimi when interacting with most people)
in conclusion: a lot of dogs. i love aoba johsai.
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the quarry but every character has a different role
jacob is now in max's shoes. distressed dogboy that loves naught but his gf and also processed snack foods. this sad little woof woof finding a crop top and yoga pants and being like "oh hell yeah i can make this work" only to get murked by kaylee hackett on the other side of the island
emma is now in laura's position. she broke up with jacob the day before they managed to escape chris hackett's Jail for Dogs & Ne'er-Do-Wells and now she feels like she needs to alleviate his curse bc he's been pretty bummed out since. vlogging her entire trip to the hackett house with the expressed intent to murder a man
ryan is in abi's role. the suave announcements boy has been on his mind this entire time and the day that they both finally tell each other that they like each other, he gets infected with Says Really Mean Things And Attempts Homicide On You And Also Is A Werewolf disease. he's abt to start biting ppl fr
dylan is in a similar situation to nick. not only did abi just kiss him for no real reason at the firepit but finally when he tells the guy he's liked all summer that he likes him, he gets attacked by a fucking bear??? homophobia still has some shooters out there apparently! also he's saying rude things he doesn't mean and it hurts :(
abi is now filling emma's role. she and the cute australian guy have been flirting all summer but she seriously misfires bc she assumes that making him jealous would be what made him want to make things official. plus now she's wearing baggy-ass clothes and running from murderous animals(?) so things have been tough lately
nick is currently in jacob's situation. he planned on making tonight the night he asked abi to go steady, but completely forgot that this was the day they left camp, so he oopsie poopsies the van. whoops nick you did a fucky wucky and now people are dying! also he had to watch abi kiss a very vehemently gay man to make him jealous and also he's naked. bad night overall buddy
laura is in kaitlyn's shoes. she's literally the only person here with an okay response to trauma, although a bit skewed since she does also tend to shoot at the problem first. the bright side is that she gets to be with her boyfriend for most of the entire night, so that's neat! (and come on of course she would get after max for not knowing the hackett's quarry song)
max is now in dylan's role. he's mostly just scared shitless of kaitlyn so the speech over the intercom is part fear of the bears(?) and part fear that kaitlyn will stab him if he gets the terminology wrong. ready to lay down his life to protect his gf, even if he's abt to turn into a werewolf. he's gonna react even more severely to getting maced (febreezed) by abi though, although he can act. give the boy a hand (srsly he needs it)
kaitlyn stands where ryan stood in canon. she's so confused when abi gives her the dare to kiss either max or laura but honestly she thinks they're both cute so. when emma shows up she's like "wait where's jacob?" and emma's like "about that" and kaitlyn's like "ok so i'm going to go save my bestie and i want it known that i'm not a fan of u but i also do think you're gorgeous"
bobby now owns and runs hackett's quarry. after his duty was up, he came back and started the camp and has adored being a mentor to kids since. no one at camp ever saw him angry before the incident with the van and they're all literally terrified of him now
chris is the sheriff of northkill. he got appointed sheriff after the death of the previous sheriff in the fire at eliza's sideshow, and has taken the position very seriously, in exchange for keeping eliza and silas's secret (the whole werewolf thing), which is why he keeps jacob and emma over the summer
travis is constance and eliza's handyman. he's felt the need to be worthy of approval since birth, and has taken up to doing the dirty work for his mom as a way of proving himself. he's fully aware that being stabbed hurts and will do it again unprovoked
constance goes out hunting with travis. she fills the same role her husband did in canon. emma reminds her what happened to her husband and she threatens to torture her endlessly. also there's smth going on with eliza but idk they're gal pals
eliza fills the same role as constance did in canon. after the fire that burned down her sideshow and killed jedediah, constance offered to let her and her son silas stay with them. after emma kills silas during the night, she becomes silent with rage
kaylee is now the biggest threat of the hackett werewolves. she's filling in for her brother caleb. freeze-dried girlboss
silas is floating in the pool now. rip dogboy. also he was the one that convinced kaylee to start the fire. manipulative little shit
caleb is patient zero. after helping to rescue silas and eliza from the sideshow, caleb notices a bite on his leg. while running from the flames, the "dog man" (eliza's ex-husband) bit him. the dog man died in the fire, but the curse lived on, as caleb left his grandfather to die in the chaos
jedediah's taken up tarot since dying. he cursed his bloodline after seeing caleb and kaylee among the flames, refusing to save him, opting instead to save an albino boy and a woman that he barely knew. he's now trying to convince whoever is listening to off the vorez family, even at the cost of his own family. plus lance hendriksen would fucking slay this role i mean come on
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Introduction!!
Uh idk how to start this lolz.
U guy's can call me Dionysus, but I also go by the names Cody, Toby and Ashley :3!!
My pronouns are ☢️/Ze/Zem/He/They/it, I'm Genderfluid and Agender :]]
I'm Quoiromantic, Platoniromantic, Demisexual, Bi and Ambiamorous!!
I'm taken :3!!
I'm a Otherlink, Copinglink, Fictionkin, Fictionflicker, Otherkin,Conceptkin and questioning Constari!!
Definition of Constari btw, I forgot who the original creator of this was I'm sorry :"3 (If I find them I'll credit them on here)
(my questioning stels are all involuntary btw)
Otherlinks/Funlinks:
Alex Kralie [Marble Hornets], Deer, Dragon
Copinglink:
Ghost, German Shepherd (NOT A PET REGRESSOR!!)
Fictionkins:
X-Virus [Creepypasta], Ticci Toby [Creepypasta], C!Technoblade [DSMP]
Fictionflicker:
Jenny smile [Happypasta]
Dogboy [SFW BTW!! IT'S AN IDENTITY NOT A K¡NK THING!!]
Otherkin:
Faun/Satyr (that identity is also directly linked to me being a demigodkin)
Conceptkins:
Void
Identities I'm still in the process of figuring out:
Nina the k¡ller [Creepypasta] (Fictionflicker?)
Demon [unsure what kind of demon](otherkin)
Eldritch horror (Otherkin?)
Angel/Fallen angel (otherkin?)
I'm sure there r more but I'm too tired to type them all out
Idk what this account is gonna b about, it's probably gonna be mostly used to just goof around with my best friend (my lovely fiance). I might post some canoncalls and memory posts, feel free to ask questions about my past lives (actually PLSSSS do, I love yapping about them :33)!!
DNI:
Basic DNI (rac¡st, homophobic, ableist, transphobic/terf, Naz¡, ped0, z00phile etc etc)
Anti xeno/neo pronouns
Pr0shippers/C0mshippers/D4rkshippers etc.
Lol¡con/Sh0tacon.
Gravec3st supporters [TCOAAL]
Andrew Graves/Parents of the grave kids [TCOAAL] Fictionkins/Fictives/Fictionflickers/Constels/IRL's etc etc (personal reasons won't specify/lh)
Anti otherkin/therian/conceptkin/fictionkin etc
Doesn't like people just bc they're a Fictionkin/Introject of a "problematic" character without even knowing them.
Doesn't believe Fictionkin can have memories/thinks IRL's are the same as Fictionkins
Reality checks IRL's without consent.
Anti recovery IRL's
Adam Rosner supporters/defenders
Endo systems
Str8 cis yt bois/gurls™ /hj
Refuses to use tonetags with every fiber of their being.
Zack (you know who you are)
Idk what else to put here
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saw first time viewing livewatch thoughts
* adam is so transgender <3
* oh so the quality of my ill eagle copy isn’t that bad it’s just that the lights were off lol
* his name is lawrence gordon. he’s a DOCTOR
* mr elwes sir please stop mumbling my autistic ears cannot hear your
* MR FAULKNER STANHEIGHT IS A WHOWERE. WHY DID YOU SHOW HIM YOUR TIT
* aha lawrence is t posing :)
* adam. my widdle boy
* lawrence telling him to take his shirt off 👀
* GSMSHSKWYKSBSKSUWLHD JOHN IS SUCH A BITCH
* I KNOW EVERYONE IN THE FANDOM CALLS ADAM PATHETIC BUT GOD
* john mulaney hmm gross!.jpeg
* okay but i WOULD have checked under the toilet lid first. the things you’ll do for an older man 😔
* these two are so bad at playing catch. the kids who didn’t run the mile representation
* if i could see cary elwes’ eyebrows better i’d find him s*xier
* JOHN KRAMER I’LL KILL YOU MYSELF. I HATE THIS MAN I CANNOT STAND THIS MAN
* so the editing really IS like that huh
* yes he IS a murderer you stupid son of a bitch. there is no “technically” about it you fucking idiot
* we’ve got two bitches from lost my beloved :)
* THAT’S THE PRESIDENT FROM THE BLACKLIST TOO
* all of sing’s clothes are too big for him. small man :)
* MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY
* PLEASE GOD I LOVE HER I LOVE HER SO FUCKING MUCH I’LL CRY
* i knew that the editing was like THAT but not that MUCH ya know goddamn
* oh a giallo style shot. lov that <3
* MISS SHAWNEE SMITH DESERVES EVERY AWARD ACTUALLY
* motherfucker on his liddol tricycle
* i would piss on that fucking puppet
* futurama they must learn our peaceful ways by force.jpeg
* that’s just john’s vibe
* i wonder how much of saw inspired the batman arkham games thinking emoji
* how am i only half an hour way through
* tbh i want this kid’s duvet not kidding
* girl you in DANGER
* and i want that big snake :)
* HE’S NOT PLAYING THIS LITTLE PIGGY. NOT IN A MOVIE WHEREIN PEOPLE DON PIG MASKS BC THEIR REPRESENT REBIRTH AND PEOPLE ARE CONTINUOUSLY CUTTING THEIR FEET OFF. MR WHANNEL I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH YOU
* “she’s beautiful” he’s taking about the dog BSBNSYSLAYSLSBLSU
* “where’s the. uh lucky wife” and you mean to tell me that adam isn’t a homosexual when he looks at lawrence like that while saying this line
* “i’m always missing from the photos” oh sir i’ve been on saw tumblr just you wait for the dramatic irony to hit just you WAIT
* oh god i though jigsaw wrote a slur in there good GOD
* very billy from black christmas vibes, harold finch from person of interest :)
* excuse me mr tapp but who’s amy and why do you have her starbucks order
* OOOOOOOHHHH FUNKY TRANSITION
* james wan you are such a KING
* “who said anything about a warrant?” sir that’s illegal
* sir that’s breaking and entering
* sir that’s a LOT of paperwork that you won’t be able to complete bc you’ll be dead soon but STILL
* did jigsaw plan on lawrence wearing blue or was that a funny coincidence lol
* john’s wearing his bathrobe
* HIS ASSASSINS CREED BATHROBE HOLY SHIT
* ooh slidey door. wonder if there’ll be more of those later on teehee hoo hoo
* somebody show tapp the “that’s not your depression bed; that’s your nest omega” tiktok and see if that does anything
* “what do you want me to do? i’m on a leash” DOGBOY ADAM DOGBOY ADAM DOGBOY ADAM
* “you wanna put something in this room in your mouth?” “YES!!!!!!” are these lines from fanfiction verbatim
* adam you’re so fuckin stupid why would you spy on a man but keep the flash of your camera on
* OOOOOOOOOOH IT’S THE CINEMATIC PIG CARPARK SCENE
* “whatEVER” “i’m dealing with a juvenile.....” this is what happens when you have a sugar baby lawrence
* INFAMOUS ADAM GENDER SMOKING FAKE DEATH BREAKDANCE SCENE LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO
* little dogboy twink photographers have me in a perpetual chokehold they really do
* i mean he’ll waste a lot of film but. okay i guess this is a horror movie after all gsmshsksynbsmahsp
* BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR GAY LITTLE PUPPET WITH MY BAT
* oh adam really is serving jonathan byers teas with the baseball bat and the camera as weapons. fuck
* cary elwes posh little accent coming THROUGH
* adam doesn’t make sense as cis man. he just doesn’t look at that man he’s so transgender
* ok but lawrence’s “mistress” is GORGEOUS actually omg
* i’m still gonna say that he’s gay tho. u can’t take that away form me lol
* adam’s wrists are so LIMP holy shit
* lawrence gordon classist moments
* mr elwes please control your accent sir i’m struggling not to laugh
* ok ally’s a girlboss then !
* michael emerson my beloved. when you try to be evil you have all the menace of a disgruntled bunny rabbit
* “lawrence get up! i need you!” now when you fuckers told me these two were gay you didn’t say THIS gay
* at least ally and diana are ok :)
* ok my headcanon is that lawrence is originally from england but was moved to america as a kid bc i need in contextual reasons for all of the accent slips that i can’t take seriously
* ADAM GIRLBOSS MOMENT
* “don’t worry i’ll bring someone back i promise” YOU LYING TRICK ASS MOTHERFUCKER I’LL KILL YOU MYSELF /j /affectionate
* at least john’s got that ARCH
* IT’S THE SCENE IT’S THE SCENE
* god that movie fucked. that movies fucked SO hard good god no wonder gay people love it
* ok i think that ill league gull copy broke my laptop lol
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Discord pt 36
[Date: 22/02, 06:52 AM - 07:29 AM GMT]
[Direct continuation of pt 35]
fetch: “so. let me see if I have this straight.
i was talking to crown about... something. i dont remember what. crown turns me into a court member. Knight? Knight.”
fetch: “knight does. things. I don’t remember anything I supposedly did as knight but it feels like I’ve run a marathon and this migraine is awful and this nosebleed is the worst”
fetch: “and then all of a sudden I wake up and I don’t know where i am and i don’t know why I’m here and I don’t remember where I’ve been or what I did I don’t remember”
Little-K1ng: “ yeah uh .. . .. .the taxidermy .... haha remember the opossum?? you kinda. brougth that up..”
fetch: “taxidermy right you do that don’t you”
[Redacted]: “fetch if you don’t know where you are you might want to leave
crown might be near”
fetch: “no i need to remember. this is important it needs to be written down.”
[People express concern]
fetch: “obviously i’ll be careful. this is me we’re talking about.”
fetch: “I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE I AM. I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS WHERE DO I GO FROM HERE.
its fucking freezing.”
fetch: “no lights. phone’s at 56% i don’t want to waste battery by using flashlight. can only hear crickets and night animals”
fetch: “there’s a break in the foliage leading up to where I woke up. I might follow the trail. I had to have come from somewhere”
[People tell them to be careful]
fetch: “of course. watchdogs are always alert.”
jayyyyyyyy: “how did you get stuck in the damn woods--”
fetch: “wish i fuckin knew buddy”
fetch: “ugh my tail.
almost hurts worse than my head.”
fetch: “who the fuck bound it in a straight position it literally couldn’t move”
fetch: “i read the notes. knight sad he doesn’t have a tail. it was probably crown. sick fuck.
i am focusing”
fetch: “its so fucking cold.
editor wilbur irl I guess”
[People tell them to save battery]
fetch: “oh yeah i always have power saving on
a full battery can last all day”
[moon: “make sure to stay quiet and not leave a trail of blood too”]
fetch: “the nosebleed isnt that bad but its all over my shirt and tie and hands and face and hair at this rate I can dye my ears back with my blood lmao”
fetch: “i have nothing to stop the blood anyway”
[People suggest ripping off a part of clothing]
fetch: “I dunno the nosebleed is really uncanny. its only coming from the left side of my nose. reminds me of a nightmare I had a while ago. before all this crown stuff.
[Warning on next picture for talk of gore]
fetch: “i dont remember much of the nightmare. it was a couple weeks/months ago and my memory isn't the best. it gets nasty so I can spoiler it. but I rememeber that I was pulling my brain out of my nose. and part of it got stuck and every time I pulled it set my head on fire. I woke up and the rest of the day my nose hurt.”
emuhlee: “the brain part could have a bit to do with brainwashing?
have you found anything by going back to where you came from?”
fetch: “it was just a nightmare. and it was before I found out about crown.”
fetch: “ive found a bit of a more worn trail. im just gonna follow it and pray.”
[People tell them to stay safe and with them good luck]
fetch: “a dog always finds his way back home right?”
jayyyyyyyy: i dont wanna hear ab dogs ever again in this server jesus /ic
fetch: “oh come on we aren’t that bad /lh”
fetch: “i mean I saw that knight was scared of dogs. I used to as well when I was a kid.”
kate: “..hm
nah that’s a dumb idea sorry”
Ethan: “what’s your idea?”
fetch: “yeah whats up”
kate: “So what I had a thinky thought about, and this could be stupid because we've only gotten one thing, but Fetch just said that he was scared of dogs as a kid. I'm wondering if this... brainwashing more or less reverts you back a certain number of years? Like if you were scared of something as a kid, but now you're older and got brought into the Court, would you be scared of the same things you were scared of when you were younger? I have no basis for this idea because we've only gotten Fetch back, but if we somehow managed to get Pa- Max back, we could see if it lines up.”
fetch: “hm.
pretty plausible, maybe”
fetch: “or i guess i was just easier to appreciate as a younger kid. crown wants us to be happy. i definitely used to be happier”
wilboo soot: “Fetch? You’re back, as Fetch?”
fetch: “yeah hi boo”
wilboo soot: “MY ADMIN IS BACK”
fetch: “YEAH YR ADMIN IS BACK :D
RETURN OF THE KING”
[People theorize more on Crown reverting people to how they were younger]
fetch: “I think crown just takes the mentality thats easiest to be happy. for me it was when I was a kindergartener with no worries at all and I just watched scooby doo and blues clues and I ate dinosaur nuggets on fridays if I was good in school and we had a trampoline in the backyard and I was just. just a kid.”
wilboo soot: “That checks out yeah...
Well, guess I know that I’m completely immune from being taken now! /hj”
kate: “Mood!”
fetch: “pff
I see a wider trail now.
looks like the forest is ending.”
fetch: “residential area? I think?”
fetch: “I hear cars. busy, so it must be a main road
I see houses.”
fetch: “I think I’m in a backyard.
yeah backyard.”
fetch: “oops. sorry to whose tomatoes these are.
wait.”
fetch: “wait i know this back porch.”
Little-K1ng: “oh tomatoes ?? how healthy”
fetch: “WAIT.
MONA.”
fetch: “LOOK AT YOUR BACK DOOR RIGHT NOW”
Little-K1ng: “huh??”
fetch: “MONA HEY
BACKDOOR
BACKYARD”
fetch: “MONA MONA :D”
Little-K1ng: “KNOCKING WAIT?? HANG ON IRL KNOCKING”
fetch: “MONA HEY
HEY HEY PSPSPSPSPS LET YOUR DOGBOY IN HES COLD”
Little-K1ng: “WHAT HELLO JDFHGJKFDHGJDHJ”
fetch: “HI HELLO SORRY FOR BEEDINY ON YOUR PORCH”
Little-K1ng: “💕 💕 💕 💕 💕 💕 💕 💕”
fetch: “MONA HI :D”
fetch: “❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️”
Little-K1ng: “HELL OOH YHEY HEY OH YM OGD FJHDJKHGJKDHJK JESUS THE BLOOD IS LIUKE. EVERYWHERE LMAO”
fetch: “YEAH SORRYYY Y Y YY
INTOLD YALL IT WAS BAD
OKAY GUYS IN GONNACLEAN UP AND WARM UP AND HAVE A
SLEEPOVER LOL
ILL BE OKAY :]”
[People express concern, and tell them to stay safe]
fetch: “I care u all ! will be back to guarding the doc soon. for now I need other watchdogs to step in till I get back”
fetch: “just make sure crown or the court don’t touch it”
[Edit to the doc by fetch:]
{“Watchdog is back outside. get the fuckin squirrels out of the yard.”}
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international year of plant health
hi. i made a playlist of a snapshot of the stuff i’ve listened to this year if you’re looking for some recommendations! xoxo mae
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0VkfnggwpC1TEj2wsaHyZr?si=4JJd6Z-kRoCHuHypRtWK3g
1. little simz - might bang, might not
2. jean deaux - recipe!
3. logic - open mic\\aquarius iii
4. spittzwell - the lesson
5. ivy sole - kismet
6. vel the wonder - fine art
7. megan thee stallion - shots fired
8. kari faux - look at that
9. rico nasty - own it
10. flo milli - beef flomix
11. kodie shane - 2 many
12. kali uchis - ¡aquí yo mando!
13. tkay maidza - shook
14. bree runway - atm
15. yung baby tate - i am
16. almondmilkhunni - grapefruit
17. princess nokia - soul food y adobo
18. bosco - attention
19. kiana ledé - movin.
20. diamond white - secondhand
21. queen naija - i’m her
22. danileigh - mistreated
23. parisalexa - 2 optimistic
24. qveen herby - farewell
25. jhené aiko - p*$$y fairy (otw)
26. chloe x halle - forgive me
27. kehlani - water
28. umi - pretty girl hi!
29. rimon - i shine, u shine
30. disclosure - birthday
31. phora - cupid's curse
32. roy ayers - synchronize vibration
33. thundercat - unrequited love
34. thelonious coltrane - perfect timing
35. [ k s r ] - passion
36. alina baraz - more than enough
37. alayna - glowing
38. savannah cristina - self love
39. paloma ford - rain
40. nakala - she interlude ii
41. orion sun - lightning
42. jaz karis - hold you
43. cleo sol - when i'm in your arms
44. keiyaa - do yourself a favor
45. alicia keys - me x 7
46. yazmin lacey - morning matters
47. be steadwell - succulent
48. daniela andrade - k.l.f.g.
49. yung lean - dogboy
50. bladee - sun
51. blackwinterwells - algae
52. sullii - moonlight
53. misogi - heart chained
54. aminé - talk
55. tobi lou - lingo starr: drunken master
56. busta rhymes - look over your shoulder
57. 2 chainz - southside hov
58. atmosphere - the future is disgusting
59. meltycanon - moody blues
60. alfred. - sheeshfred
61. love-sadkid - ephemeral
62. jay squared - vision like you!
63. tuamie - you needed time you said
64. oatmello - blue
65. wun two - a noite
66. kuranes - calm
67. omaure - drama
68. dust and moonlight - sleeping or sinking
69. phlocalyst - image
70. ocha - r33
71. sugi.wa - love u
72. palm - memories of winter
73. goosetaf - tripwire
74. bryzone_ybp - the count
75. orancha - smoky banana
76. evil needle - midnight
77. eevee - romance
78. chief. - can't explain
79. ngyn - aerith
80. fujitsu - move on
81. meitei - nami
82. swum - breezy
83. chris mazuera - perspective
84. jinsang - maybe
85. tesk - cascades
86. saib - nautica
87. mf eistee - uprising
88. kaskade - when you’re dreaming
89. tatsuya maruyama - love you - lo-fi remix
90. towerz - before i gave in
91. baechulgi - abyss
92. underbelly - glitchwater
93. notsure - icecoffee
94. yutaka hirasaka - arise
95. akisai - ecossaise
96. nom tunes - missing piece
97. sweet dove - on the viewless wings
98. park bird - new place, same people
99. city girl - ji-eun's favorite
100. katie dey - loving
101. mary lattimore - sometimes he's in my dreams
102. teen daze - peaceful groove
103. pacific coliseum - turquoise
104. tycho - outer sunset
105. [.que] - glimmer
106. lights & motion - separated hearts
107. roger eno - celeste
108. talsounds - opening
109. alva noto - xerrox voyage
110. 36 - stasis sounds for long-distance space travel (stage 2)
111. stan forebee - bedscape
112. daniel avery - illusion of time
113. arbee - 2sum - charlie dreaming remix
114. okada takuro - waterfront (up-01)
115. gabriel ólafs - lóa - bing & ruth rework
116. warmth - the creek - mixed
117. rhucle - rev
118. com truise - surf
119. sarah davachi - still lives
120. gastón arévalo - sur les traces des explorateurs
121. peter bark - ascension
122. kara-lis coverdale - flutter
123. totally enormous extinct dinosaurs - brockley
124. green-house - peperomia seedling
125. four tet - green
126. morimoto naoki - aru
127. kaitlyn aurelia smith - remembering
128. dj python - te conocí
129. ocoeur - glow
130. christina vantzou - snow white
131. alonefold - strange rainbows
132. savoir adore - dancing temples
133. tengger - water
134. suzanne ciani - a sonic womb pt. 3
135. mogwai - major treat
136. this will destroy you - entrance
137. sleepmakeswaves - time wants a skeleton
138. elsa hewitt - rebird
139. ulla - i think my tears have become good
140. aether - she isn't here
141. zoe polanski - the last frontier
142. lyra pramuk - witness
143. ana roxanne - a study in vastness
144. julianna barwick - nod
145. the leaf library - about minerals
146. gia margaret - barely there
147. lucy gooch - my lights kiss your thoughts every moment
148. briana marela - forgiveness
149. loma - homing
150. mree - open arms
151. ellis - saturn return
152. alexia avina - fit into
153. fenne lily - to be a woman pt. 1
154. noble oak - evaporate
155. mint julep - blinded
156. rush week - best laid plans
157. mini trees - slip away
158. winter - bem no fundo
159. yumi zouma - cool for a second
160. laura veirs - burn too bright
161. terry vs. tori - keepsake box
162. castlebeat - shoulder
163. candace - still phase
164. tiny deaths - if i'm dreaming
165. lydia - heavy
166. caspian - nostalgist
167. nova one - lovable
168. corey flood - heaven or
169. hazel english - off my mind
170. bantug - dizzy
171. tops - colder & closer
172. the hidden shelf - miracles
173. ruru - 99
174. widowspeak - even true love
175. cheerleader - providence
176. wild nothing - blue wings
177. deradoorian - corsican shores
178. strfkr - second hand
179. mint field - contingencia
180. ringo deathstarr - god help the one's you love
181. no joy - dream rats
182. white poppy - orchid child
183. keeps - swiggum
184. flung - firstly zested
185. the bilinda butchers - rie
186. sipper - kid
187. radiator hospital - imposter syndrome
188. addy - equinox
189. boyo - dogma
190. alexandra savior - the archer
191. phoebe bridgers - chinese satellite
192. soccer mommy - circle the drain
193. routine - numb enough
194. quarter-life crisis - comfortable
195. madeline kenney - sucker
196. layne - linnea
197. wilsen - align
198. pynkie - you
199. bandanna - ghost home
200. waxahatchee - can’t do much
201. crisman - portrait
202. liza anne - i wanna be there
203. purr - gates of cool
204. honey cutt - hung up on me
205. the beths - out of sight
206. the ophelias - grand canyon
207. sjowgren - flip phones
208. haim - gasoline
209. thanya iyer - i forget to drink water (balance)
210. sad13 - good grief
211. porridge radio - give/take
212. lannds - not in a good way
213. katie von schleicher - wheel
214. hey cowboy! - detective farmer brown
215. tombo crush - pink
216. eliza moon - tell me / why'd you
217. anna mcclellan - raisin
218. this is the kit - this is what you did
219. snarls - walk in the woods
220. blushh - deal with it
221. long neck - cicada
222. chloe moriondo - ghost adventure spirit orb
223. momma - biohazard
224. varsity - runaway
225. land of talk - footnotes
226. bully - stuck in your head
227. diet cig - stare into the sun
228. expert timing - gravity
229. slow pulp - track
230. maddie jay - shakes
231. beabadoobee - together
232. luna aura - crash dive
233. sorry - perfect
234. torres - good grief
235. partner - honey
236. beauty queen - this time around
237. maggie lindemann - knife under my pillow
238. bryde - paper cups
239. mundy's bay - sleep away the summer
240. squirrel flower - red shoulder
241. mourn - stay there
242. dream wife - so when you gonna...
243. illuminati hotties - superiority complex (big noise)
244. l.a. witch - true believers
245. hinds - burn
246. beach bunny - cuffing season
247. suzie true - idk u
248. bacchae - hammer
249. peach kelli pop - stupid girl
250. oceanator - heartbeat
251. pins - read my lips
252. best coast - different light
253. muncie girls - take steps
254. kailee morgue - this is why i'm hot
255. beach slang - let it ride
256. silverstein - take what you give
257. new found glory - scarier than jason voorhees at a campfire
258. the lawrence arms - quiet storm
259. mikey erg - bon voyage
260. pet symmetry - had a name, don't remember it
261. thank you, i'm sorry - backpack life
262. ratboys - alien with a sleep mask on
263. joyce manor - leather jacket
264. jeff rosenstock - scram!
265. the aquabats! - aliens and monsters!
266. the used - the lighthouse
267. hidden hospitals - how amazing
268. dikembe - all got sick
269. time spent driving - trust no 1
270. the casket lottery - more blood
271. record setter - someplace
272. emma ruth rundle - out of existence
273. gulfer - blurry
274. options - don't mind
275. i love your lifestyle - stupid
276. orchards - stealing your sleep
277. no tongues for quiet people - lake house lake house
278. into it. over it. - hollow halos
279. mountains for clouds - full disclosure
280. joan of arc - destiny revision
281. no thank you - saturn return
282. the front bottoms - camouflage
283. ride your bike - make like a tom and cruise
284. dragon inn 3 - yer brothers
285. the goalie’s anxiety at the penalty kick - jars filled with rain
286. mansions - laser beams
287. waveform* - hello goodbye
288. owen - headphoned
289. cassino - tacoma
290. ajj - normalization blues
291. penelope scott - sweet hibiscus tea
292. angel olsen - (new love) cassette
293. trace mountains - fallin' rain
294. johanna warren - part of it
295. frances quinlan - lean
296. tomberlin - hours
297. samia - triptych
298. field medic - better way
299. adrianne lenker - my angel
300. jack m. senff - another day
301. lomelda - polyurethane
302. rosie carney - high and dry
303. brigid mae power - i had to keep my circle small
304. overcoats - new shoes
305. anna burch - not so bad
306. hop along, queen ansleis - the cactus
307. mandy moore - easy target
308. laura marling - held down
309. lisa loeb - doesn't it feel good
310. trixie mattel - gold
311. lilly hiatt - move
312. molly tuttle - sunflower, vol. 6
313. sarah jarosz - pay it no mind
314. katie heckel - help you mend
315. katie pruitt - my mind’s a ship (that’s going down)
316. in love with a ghost - trans rights
317. snail's house - imaginary express
318. isuka hino - dreamin' adventure!!
319. 4s4ki - nexus
320. lapix - loneliness
321. you - painter
322. aice room - dreary planet - yukiyanagi remix
323. zekk - oxygen
324. lu-i - loved happiness
325. synthion - volt switch
326. sanaas - polestar - junk remix
327. mameyudoufu - fluffy
328. awfuless - redemption
329. rejection - around you
330. toriena - getting into a pose
331. cosmo@bousoup - mow*mow*abduction!!!
332. yunosuke - ziqqurat
333. android52 - lovin', scratchin'
334. サクラsakura-lee - nobody else
335. desired - emotions
336. mikazuki bigwave - sakimashita bloomin'!!
337. skule toyama - smooth
338. adrianwave - goodbye
339. macross 82-99 - melt
340. cape coral - 707 hotline
341. 80kidz - heat
342. night tempo - baby
343. yaffle - lng, before
344. greyl - let me be with you
345. serph - palmtop tiger
346. happy kuru kuru - natsu no hi no labyrinth
347. couple n - earmie
348. airuei - magic sign
349. somunia - non player girl - nyankobrq 2p ver.
350. cosmicosmo - those that we once loved
351. maeshima soshi - the terminal
352. kijibato - 1room
353. yuc'e - ghost town
354. neko hacker - erased
355. jam2go - apotrope
356. mizuki ohkawa - cosmic cleft
357. singto conley - flora
358. 2tonedisco - shoelaces
359. cy8er - もしもしじゃぽん
360. nayuta - connect
361. t+pazolite - himitsu cult
362. milkoi - higher, higher, and then...
363. freezer - caramel rain (sanaas remix)
364. kotonohouse - pitter, patter
365. aika - superstar
366. yukiyanagi - love overdose
367. nanahira - twinkle password
368. ducky - hyper bloxxd
369. porter robinson - something comforting
370. moshimo - シンクロ
371. bish - スーパーヒーローミュージック
372. scenarioart - it's all right
373. base ball bear - ポラ��ス(c3 mix)
374. majiko - エスカルゴ
375. akaiko-en - ジャンキー
376. the peggies - weekend
377. lovely summer chan - more light
378. polkadot stingray - sp813
379. shishamo - フェイバリットボーイ
380. aimer - run riot
381. österreich - i'll take you everywhere
382. sora tob sakana - 夜間飛行
383. the shes gone - ふためぼれ
384. aimyon - marshmallow
385. cö shu nie - supercell
386. kensei ogata - violin case
387. せだい - yellownola
388. yonige - あかるいみらい
389. bearwear - i think
390. hitsujibungaku - ロックスター
391. cidergirl - 飛行船
392. room97 - faq
393. she's - ugly
394. bbhf - tokenai mahou
395. alisa takigawa - 夢
396. satomoka - glints
397. radwimps - shinsekai
398. pinoko - コリドー街
399. helsinki lambda club - you are my gravity
400. lucky kilimanjaro - 君とつづく
401. dish// - sauna song
402. zombie-chang - snooze
403. mizuki ohira - 無重力
404. みゆな - 歌おうよ
405. iri - come back to my city
406. aya a.k.a panda - i miss u
407. chelmico - disco (bad dance doesn't matter)
408. seiko oomori - 絶対彼女
409. yaeji - my imagination 상상
410. daoko - zukizuki
411. eill - night d
412. cifika - déjà vu
413. yeye - step in time
414. saevom - just like i dreamed then
415. cheeze - today's mood
416. stella jang - reality blue
417. younha - one day of twenty
418. jeong eun ji - whoo
419. fromm - aliens
420. crush - tip toe
421. heize - 1/1440
422. femm - level up
423. awich - poison
424. jessi - nunu nana
425. (g)i-dle - luv u
426. summer soul - tinder
427. taeyeon - worry free love
428. boa - l.o.v.e
429. fromis_9 - feel good (secret code)
430. faky - re:chase me
431. monsta x - night view
432. twice - up no more
433. loona - hide & seek
434. wjsn - pantomime
435. iz*one - fiesta
436. exid - ddd jpn ver.
437. gfriend - crème brûlée
438. april - lalalilala
439. weki meki - 100 facts (cool eng. ver.)
440. momoland - starry night
441. steve aoki - play it cool
442. bts - dynamite
443. sakurako ohara - shine on me
444. sumin - zaza♡
445. onepixcel - lagrima
446. little glee monster - i feel the light
447. celeina ann - purikura
448. アイラヴミー - そのまんま勇者
449. okkyung lee - here we are (once again)
450. luca - lune
451. hakushi hasegawa - hikari no rock
452. haruka nakamura - your sonnet
453. itoko toma - shade
454. rina katahira - hoshizora*
455. ichiko aoba - easter lily
456. satoko shibata - 変な島
457. 角銅真実 - 6月の窓
458. 熊川みゆ - sixteen
459. 眉村ちあき - 緑のハイヒール
460. 竹内アンナ - striking gold
461. saucy dog - film
462. kaede - -ending- night blue
463. aseul - paradise
464. 박혜진 park hye jin - like this
465. charlotte is mine - road movie
466. plastic plastic - ฮัม - (hum)
467. clams - shiny rider
468. seventeen years old and berlin wall - no paradise
469. nuit - nightbirds
470. fulusu - ghost
471. rammells - sennengo
472. stargaze shelter - emulation (mode:totonee)
473. ヨルシカ - 昼鳶
474. nakamuraemi - 大人の言うことを聞け
475. kenshi yonezu - ひまわり
476. tk from ling tosite sigure - reframe
477. penguinrush - 色彩
478. lee jin ah - candy pianist
479. mei ehara - どちらにピントを
480. jizue - because
481. mouse on the keys - room
482. fox capture plan - stand my heroes - groove version
483. ryutist - girls
484. yeti let you notice - bouquet
485. tricot - 真っ黒
486. madison cunningham - giraffe
487. covet - atreyu
488. floral - maybe not one day
489. envy - eternal memories and reincarnation
490. baths - mikaela corridor
491. sufjan stevens - run away with me
492. fractures - feel
493. the 1975 - frail state of mind
494. dan mason ダン·メイソン - everytime i cry
495. brothertiger - cannonball
496. porches - rangerover - bonus track
497. tame impala - instant destiny
498. washed out - paralyzed
499. pink skies - portland
500. so below - bone
501. purity ring - silkspun
502. llll - breathless
503. slow magic - somewhere
504. kasbo - lune
505. cloudnone - let the music in
506. jody wisternoff - blue space
507. drama - hold on
508. satin jackets - meridian getaway
509. direct - opal
510. lane 8 - road
511. baile - jlm
512. yuni wa - starships
513. nora van elken - sakura
514. geotheory - the day i left you
515. yota - hazy paradise
516. spencer brown - chance on us
517. the avener - conscious shadows
518. kalbells - mothertime
519. bella boo - in love
520. kirara magic - neon
521. mija - digressions
522. cuushe - emergence
523. transviolet - rituals
524. keep shelly in athens - steady to go
525. young ejecta - ah ha
526. annie - in heaven
527. lany - good guys
528. dominic pierce - glad xoxo
529. tender - what you're missing
530. alice jemima - binge love you
531. kitty - baby pink
532. faye meana - like honey
533. lunadira - am i gonna die?
534. loony - white lie
535. justine skye - fav
536. wafia - good things
537. victoria monét - jaguar
538. malia civetz - love thing
539. keiynan lonsdale - i confess my love
540. deaton chris anthony - tuethday
541. kallitechnis - body&soul (ish d remix)
542. talitha. - ineedsomeone
543. keke palmer - thick
544. kesha - birthday suit
545. l.e.j - pas l'time
546. selena gomez - rare
547. the aces - daydream
548. jessie ware - mirage (don’t stop)
549. joan - try again
550. melanie c - blame it on me
551. astrid s - dance dance dance
552. little mix - holiday
553. justin bieber - yummy
554. ariana grande - positions
555. bea miller - feel something different
556. lady gaga - rain on me (with ariana grande)
557. raye - regardless
558. the weeknd - hardest to love
559. andrea valle - lovergirl
560. k/da - the baddest
561. allie x - susie save your love
562. terror jr - dinner plate
563. shawn wasabi - halo halo
564. benee - snail
565. sevdaliza - oh my god
566. gupi - modest
567. six impala - sweetsweetsweetlikebubblegum
568. charli xcx - i finally understand
569. golin - hanakotoba
570. shygirl - freak
571. madge - ethanol
572. arca - afterwards
573. kelly lee owens - re-wild
574. ari mason - pangaea
575. gabrielle aplin - dear happy
576. taylor swift - the 1
577. awfultune - buds
578. sneaks - scorpio on your side
579. izzy camina - kill your local indie softboy
580. mxmtoon - ok on your own
581. wens - giant bat
582. billie eilish - my future
583. tash - when you leave
584. fletcher - the one
585. silver sphere - ghosts!
586. tei shi - ok crazy
587. dounia - sucked all the fun
588. tatiana hazel - carmen sandiego
589. magdalena bay - killshot
590. kllo - insomnia
591. leisure suite - closer
592. morgan saint - i dreamt that i knew you
593. ayelle - got love
594. michi - escondida
595. lyrica anderson - lyfted
596. sasha sloan - lie
597. niki - plot twist
598. sarah reeves - heart first
599. salt cathedral - caviar
600. chelsea cutler - sad tonight
601. rituals of mine - heights
602. e^st - flight path
603. sara diamond - great together
604. phem - stfu
605. carlie hanson - daze inn
606. lauren aquilina - latest ghost
607. caroline rose - command z
608. misterwives - oxygen
609. ella vos - turbulence
610. austra - i am not waiting
611. triathalon - you
612. phoebe ryan - icimy
613. katzù oso - kiss u better
614. luwten - control
615. raveena - heartbeat
616. oohyo - 2020
617. oklou - another night
618. jouska - bring you back
619. fleur east - easy to love
620. soft glas - overbite
621. jaden - muted sunrise
622. snny - better to leave it
623. saint mela - alkaseltzer
624. mia gladstone - ego
625. helena deland - truth nugget
626. oh wonder - oceansize
627. steven padin - sashimi
628. kacey johansing - i try
629. treasureseason - spinning plate
630. landshapes - drama
631. tennis - matrimony ii
632. pomplamoose - morning waterbug
633. soko - being sad is not a crime
634. the big moon - barcelona
635. shamir - diet
636. knox fortune - static
637. carly rae jepsen - let's sort the whole thing out
638. real estate - the main thing
639. hayley williams - roses/lotus/violet/iris
640. nada surf - something i should do
641. bombay bicycle club - is it real
642. the seshen - faster than before
643. thao & the get down stay down - how could i
644. marla hansen - path
645. christine and the queens - la vita nuova
646. half waif - siren
647. malena zavala - ritmo de vida
648. bendik - himmelen
649. hanna järver - kalmar slott
650. frida sundemo - anything
651. kate nv - telefon
652. ambar lucid - questioning my mind
653. coco reilly - mirror
654. ghostly kisses - lydian
655. kacy hill - told me
656. lianne la havas - can't fight
657. donna missal - how does it feel
658. felivand - gone
659. jordana - divine
660. empress of - void
661. banoffee - ripe
662. vanessa carlton - i can't stay the same
663. fiona apple - heavy balloon
664. poppy - concrete
665. rina sawayama - stfu!
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heyyyy ceo of dogboy!!!!!! i was reading thru some of ur ao3 fics today (amazing btw, i love them sm) and so i was wondering if u had any ideas you’d wanna talk about and i can talk about some of mine :] but if not that’s fine too!!! and i just wanted to say ily and i hope ur having a wonderful day king <3333 mwah
🥺🥺 !!!!! thats making me smile so hard hehe but!!!!! i wanna talk about ideas soso much but rn my brain isn’t working at all :[ all that’s going through my mind rn is my fic where i project onto dream skhfjd
but!!!!! i do have one thing!!! there’s a fic i plan to write (idk WHEN ill write it but it’ll be this year) where itz just my own au n its of dream and wilbur being friends as kids with wilbur being like an older brother figure to dream!! n they’re close (n then u also have phil, techno, and tommy ofc) and then one day theyre jusy. gone. and dream misses him so much but he gets distracted by raiders coming to destroy his village (n he’s like? 13/14 at this point) n then he runs away and this is when he starts to learn how to fight (harsher, bc techno taught him basics) n then its just him as he builds a name for himself
N THEN,,,, he starts a server. he lets some friends in. and then tommy comes, and he wants so bad to ask tommy about wilbur, so so bad, but he’s afraid that tommy doesn’t remember him, so he doesn’t bother. and his mask stays tight on his face, so it’s not like he would recognize him
and then wilbur joins, but he’s too afraid to speak, to talk to him, so he lets him fight him, lets him start a war, all because he’s too scared to tell his big brother that it’s him
(and then like. maybe there’s one point where they r fighting n techno n tommy (and maybe Phil bc fuck it) r there watchinf and then wilbue fucking STABS dream and they’re happy because the evil is over, right? they get their land, right? but wilbur wants to see this green mans face, so he takes the mask off with a proud grin that quickly turns into shock when his childhood best friends face is staring back at him with pain in his eyes and a grimace on his mouth)
but. genuienlt i only had wilbur n dream as childhood best friends n just came up with all of that rn skhdkdbfjx
n ilyt!!!!!!! i hope u have an amazing day hehe
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mechsona ask game @ the cu chulainn one !! 1 2 3 6 7 11 hope thats not too much !
amazing anon ilysm (put the rest under a read more for convenience)
1. whats their “id” info (name, age, gender, nationality/origin planet, criminal record?)
ok! his name is setanta (no last name?), hes roughly 20/21 he isnt rlly sure, prns he/fae. hes from like... a planet thats based of irish mythos including the magic shit but is also steampunk. he was a hitman so he DEFINITELY has a criminal record
2. whats their mechanism?
his throat! he was killed by wolves who. well. if u know the og myth u see why its kinda funny
3. how did they get it? doc carmilla or maybe something else?
hmm... im not sure on this one. considering my brian hcs i think it mightve been him... but who knows ;3
6. is their backstory based on any other existing story? if yes, which one?
hes based off cú chulainn! whos name was originally setanta and was the og dogboy /j. the important thing to know is (TW FOR ANIMAL DEATH/HARM) he was going to this guys party (culainn) but since he was late bc he was at a hurling match the guard dogs attacked him and he killed them by hitting his sliotar (hurling ball? like a tennis ball but wayyyy harder) down their throats and choking them but culainn was obvi upset this kid killed his best guard dogs so setanta becane like. his bodyguard to make up fr ut. so mech-setanta killed culainns automaton guard dogs and became his hitman as repayment, and was then killed by wolves later
7. what tropes are they. dont say that they are not any trope. you know they are some kind of trope
uhhh "stoic killer with a soft spot" ig? or maybe "funny guy but his humour is actually a front for his Issues" i havent decided which yet i only invented him tonight
11. position on the ship?
you think i know positions. probably something that involves guarding the ship? maybe hes in charge of weapons. to be fair ashes is the quartermaster and i dont think even THEY know what that means so who knows. what kind of ship has a science officer. its the mechs
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Danganronpa: Another IF (Chapter 3, Part 1)
“Um… Naegi?”
It was the night following the second Class Trial, and everyone had headed for their dorm rooms. The Luckster had been moving to do the same, hand on the door handle, seeing as how Maizono had still been keeping her distance. He was worried about her, but he didn’t want to force her to say anything.
“Yeah, what’s up?”
… But seeing as how she was appearing shy again, he figured he’d be amicable and listen to her. It was the least he could do, after the hellish trial they’d gone through… and the gruesome execution they were forced to bear witness to once again.
“M-Maybe I have no right requesting this from you… Y-You’re free to turn me down. But… could… Could we talk in your room, just for a little bit?” Maizono was unable to meet Naegi’s eyes as her cheeks pinked. “I w-want to tell you something, and I just… want to make sure no one else hears…”
“S-Sure!” Naegi’s face was heating up, too, and he felt his heartbeat racing. Before he made the situation awkward, getting caught up in the moment, Naegi opened his door and gestured invitingly. “C’mon…!”
Before Naegi knew it, he felt a pair of arms wrapped around his neck, and something soft on his lips. It took the Luckster about five seconds to realize that Maizono was… kissing him… And he was fully frozen in place the whole time the idol was doing it. When Sayaka pulled back for breath, there was a genuine smile on her face, and she was blushing up a storm.
“Sorry~. I couldn’t hold it off any longer!” She giggled at his gobsmacked expression. “I wanted to wait until we got out of here… but I don’t want to leave any regrets. I want to reaffirm my feelings for you before I lose my nerve!”
With sweaty palms, Naegi took ahold of her hand and brought her inside his room, blushing just as much as she was. The idol’s tinkling laughter following them inside as he shut the door.
~*~
The next morning, only ten people showed up to breakfast. Naegi, Maizono, Leon, Kirigiri, Sakura, Mondo, Fujisaki, Junko, Celes, and Yamada. As expected, the Ultimate Affluent Progeny was nowhere to be seen.
“I suppose our first order of business should be deciding a new leader…” Sakura solemnly spoke as they all sat down.
“I guess so…” Leon agreed. “Morale’s not lookin’ too good, huh?”
“Why not appoint Miss Celestia Ludenberg?” Yamada proposed. Celes merely giggled as she folded her bands beneath her chin.
“That is very sweet, but I could not possibly lead when my subjects do not listen to me. Such as with the curfew… and the ability to adapt…” Practically everyone sweatdropped with the first example. She’d broken her own curfew, after all.
“U-Um… Leon could do it?” Fujisaki suggested. “O-Or Mondo…”
Leon rubbed the back of his head sheepishly.
“Bein’ the Ultimate Baseball Star, I guess I give off a ‘leader’ type of vibe, but I’m not really cut out for that…”
Mondo also shook his head.
“Sorry, kid… I’m still out of it. I wanna do that eventually, pick up where bro left off. But… just not now.”
“I dunno…” Junko swung her legs back and forth lazily. “Sakura seemed okay-ish with it, kickstarting this meeting. Why not have her do it?”
“I… must politely decline.” Sakura said, frowning. She cited no reason for her refusal.
Celes giggled again.
“Here is a novel idea… Why not have Makoto take up the reins?”
Makoto blinked in shock as he gestured at himself.
“M-Me? I’m not on the same level as you guys… I don’t have any… leadership qualities…” The Luckster scratched his cheek sheepishly.
“Out of everyone here, Monokuma has yet to truly break you.” Kirigiri pointed out. “Moreover, you keep everyone united as best as you can. In an environment like this… we really do need undying optimism such as yours.”
“She’s right!” Sayaka beamed at the Luckster.
“No complaints here~.” Junko grinned and flashed a peace sign.
“Sounds good!” Leon consented as well. It quickly became obvious that that would be the trend. Even Mondo, who’d punched his lights out on the first day, agreed he could get behind that. If Togami had been present, he likely would have challenged Naegi’s qualifications, but he wasn’t there, so no one was opposed.
“At any rate… What should we do from here?” Yamada pressed on. “We can’t find an exit… and nobody’s coming to save us… Guh! Just saying so depresses me…”
“We just need to make friends and live here together peacefully.” The Ultimate Gambler suggested. “Forget about the outside world and embrace our new lives here. That is our one glimmer of hope right now.”
“I can’t imagine… living in this place forever…” Naegi shook his head.
“We have food and clothing in abundance, and no lack of conveniences… What is there to be dissatisfied about? I ask you, what more does the outside world have to offer?” There was something about how Celes looked as she asked that those questions that got Naegi starting to think her mantra about ‘adapting’ was a lie… Quite frankly, the gambler looked miserable… though, this place tended to have that effect on them. And just as quickly as that depressed look had flashed across her face, it disappeared. “Competition, discrimination, sacrifice, violence… As society grows in size, so too does its sadism… On the contrary, we’re better off here…”
“’Heretical Angel * Super Squishy Princess’…!” Yamada abruptly blurted out, confusing Celes and everyone else.
“What was that?” The gambler snorted out in amusement.
“Drillshop Megu, The Bunny-Eared Amazoness, Catgirl Dogboy, Galactic King Justice Robo… And, and, and…” Yamada let out a shriek of frustration. “At any rate, there is no 2D in this place!!!”
“It is because you and everyone else cling to your desires that the Puppetmaster has so much control…” Celes tsk’ed.
“Anyway…” Leon sighed as he didn’t like the routes that conversation was leading to. Yamada being an otaku, and Celes being… Celes. “Shouldn’t we be headin’ out soon? There’s gotta be new places open to us now.”
Mondo rubbed the back of his neck.
“Yeah… That’s how it went last time. Trial, then exploration.”
“Very well. After breakfast, we shall split up and begin the exploration. Is that agreeable, Celes?”
The gambler giggled pleasantly.
“I’m certain there are discoveries just waiting to be made that will further enrich our lives here…”
“Yeeeah…” Junko drawled. “Clues about the mastermind and ways of escape are still our highest priority…”
Naegi didn’t feel like much of a leader just sitting there, but he supposed everyone’s decisions were sensible… He still wanted to talk to Celes again at some point, try to understand her better.
~*~
“So… the third floor of Hope’s Peak Academy opened up this time…” Naegi muttered as he reached the top of the stairs. There was one door immediately close to the stairs, but he didn’t peek into that room yet. Around a corner to the right of the stairs, there were a couple more classrooms, which Sakura and Mondo were looking into.
Deciding to leave the classrooms and windows to them, Naegi and Maizono went back to the room closest to the stairs. When they entered, they found Leon and Celes in what looked like a rec room.
“Yo, Naegi! Looks like they got a pool table! Darts, too!” The baseball star grinned.
“Billiards, darts… Othello and Shogi… They even have some magazines~.” Celes gestured to the rack. “We have no dearth of cures for boredom.”
And then, Monokuma had to rear his head…
“Dun dun-dun-dun dun duuun! I has some additional intelligence!” The bear proclaimed proudly. “While there’s fashion, motorcycle, martial arts, gaming, baseball, soccer, PC mags, and more… you won’t find anything dirty. I mean, this is a school. You’ll just have to live with a few risqué pinups!”
“When new issues of these magazines are published, will they be made available to us?” Celes asked curiously. Monokuma rubbed the back of his head bashfully.
“No can do~. Even if I wanted to, the magazines themselves…” The bear ‘caught’ himself, giggling. “Ack! Nevermiiind! That’s all the intel for now, buh-bye!”
“That was… weird.” Maizono mused. Leon rubbed the back of his head in aggravation.
“Always teasing out new info… Just when are we supposed to get some answers here?”
“Well... There’s nothing that can be done about it right now, I guess…” Naegi muttered.
“It’s a pity… It would quite enrich our lives if we were to receive new reading material from time to time.” Celes lamented.
After looking around the rec room a bit longer, Naegi and Maizono parted ways with Celes and Leon. And as they navigated through the halls, both the Luckster and idol realized it was a sizeable floor. There was a ton of hallway space, lots of twists and turns. They found Kirigiri loitering in the halls, deep in thought.
The next room they found looked to be an art room – canvases, statues, statues, chairs, and art tools littering the room, and a wall toward the back that was peppered with sketches that looked to be drawn by high schoolers. There were some lockers, too, but they were empty. Yamada was in this room,
“Well, well, well… what a fine establishment this is. My artsy sense is tingling!” Yamada proudly placed his hands on his hips. “Not only is there a bounty of painting supplies, there’s quite the selection of sculpting tools!”
“You’re into sculpting, Yamada?” Naegi asked curiously. The otaku fiddled with his glasses, grinning.
“Generally speaking, I partake not of the 3D world. But ah, figures are different – they’re practically 2D.”
‘Not sure how he’s defining ‘practically’…’
“I’m particularly fond of the works of Charanbo, Pumpkinhead, and Saburou Roppongi… ‘Mama Cat’ exemplifies Charanbo’s distinct style through his sublime rendering of the feline form. Pumpkinhead produces the highest-class faerie model prototypes of anyone this century… Saburou Roppongi, master of the posable figure, went overseas proselytizing about mech-girls… All of whom are perfectly suited to be named the Elite Four of the Figure World!”
Naegi and Maizono blinked.
“The Elite Four? But there’s only three…”
“’Elite Three’ simply sounds foolish! Furthermore, the reason one seat remains unclaimed… Precisely! ‘Tis for myself! Heh heh heh, and so begins… The Legend of Hifumi Yamada: Conqueror of the Apocalypse…”
“Mmm’kay… Good luck with that…” The Luckster sweatdropped. Maizono seemed to have a bad feeling about Yamada’s…. mood… and she tugged Naegi along toward the room in the back, which appeared to be a storage room. Various supplies were stored there, like a trolley and wooden hammers.
The thing that drew their attention, however, was not the tools, but a single picture lying on the floor. What was intriguing was the occupants of the picture. It looked to be some sort of festival, and there were a couple of booths depicted – booths that were run by Hagakure and Fukawa. The former was telling fortunes and laughing, while the other was doing a book signing and looking bashful about getting attention from fans.
“Wh-What is this…?” Maizono wondered aloud.
“Why the two of them?” Naegi also wondered. Question after question flooded their minds; the picture didn’t look like it was taken at the academy, and the two looked happy. It was all so bizarre…
“Give that back! It’s mine!” Monokuma suddenly appeared, swiping the photograph. He laughed at their dumbfounded expressions. “Uh-oh~! Didja see it? Them’s some nice smiles, huh? They’re enjoying the academy life… It’s like a page out of the book of youth~!”
“What do you know about that picture?” Naegi demanded.
“Not telling~!” Monokuma teased and abruptly left.
The Luckster and idol shared confused glances before they reluctantly left the storage and art rooms. They weren’t going to get answers by staying there; there was more of the third floor to explore, anyway. They eventually came across another gate, which appeared to lead to a fourth floor. And a few more turns in the hall led them to what was apparently a physics lab…
“Ya just missed him,” Junko said as the two got a look around the lab that appeared more like a research facility, “But the bear said this huge machine is an air purifier. It’s kinda the reason we’re able to breathe in here, with the academy sealed off as it is.”
Fujisaki looked a bit depressed.
“Yeah… But he was cruel about explaining it, saying it was a time machine at first…”
Junko just sighed exasperatedly.
“I can’t wait to get my hands on the jerk controlling that thing…”
Attached to the physics lap, there was another storage room that seemed to function as a prep room for the lab. But the main thing that captured everyone’s attention was the camera on a table in the physics lab; it had a bizarre anime character imprinted on it, and it was a bit dusty, but it looked like something Yamada would own.
~*~
Sometime later, they all met back up in the cafeteria to discuss their findings. As expected, Togami was missing from that meeting, too. Apparently, he’d grabbed some books from the library, and was reading in the changing room for the sauna.
“The third floor has a physics lab…” Fujisaki started them off.
“Yeah, it’s got an air purifier as its main attraction.” Junko remarked. “Supposedly provides all the clean air in the academy since we’re, y’know, sealed off.”
Mondo rubbed the back of his neck.
“Yeah… On that note, the metal plates covering the windows are screwed on just as tight on the third floor… Still no way out.”
“I’m sad to say, it hardly comes as a surprise at this point…” Sakura murmured.
Yamada tried to lift their spirits up.
“Well, there’s an art room now, at least! I can finally draw my anime characters!”
“Oh yeah… we did find a camera in the physics lab.” Maizono said as she held it up for everyone to see.
“A digital camera…” Kirigiri noted.
“Does it work?” Leon asked.
“Seems to.” Naegi replied.
Fujisaki hung his head sadly.
“Yeah, but the picture quality is low… There’s only room enough to save five photos, and there’s not even a self-timer. I’m sorry…”
“Jeez, there’s no need to apologize…” Mondo tried to cheer Fujisaki up. “It looks like a kids’ toy, anyway.”
“The design looks to be some sort of cartoon character,” Celes agreed.
Yamada was clearly affronted.
“Excuse me?! That’s Princess Buuko from ‘Heretical Angel * Super Squishy Princess’!”
“Do you know what this is, Yamada?” Naegi scratched his cheek nervously.
“Do I know what it is!? This digital camera was awarded to the victor of the bingo tournament… held at the special event commemorating ‘Heretical Angel’s’ anime adaptation… It’s stupendously rare. I managed to convince the victor to bequeath it to me for a large sum… Hey! That’s mine!”
“What?!” Naegi, and everyone else, was flabbergasted.
“Wh-Where did you find it?!”
“L-Like Maizono said, it was in the physics lab…” The Luckster answered hesitantly.
“I brought it with me because it’s my treasure, but it vanished on the first day with my cell phone…” Yamada explained.
“Why would something like that be in the physics lab?” Celes wondered.
“And why…” Yamada demanded. “… is it so dirty? I feel like a stamp collector who’s come home and found his collection used on a bunch of love letters. Oh, whatever…”
“Whatever?” Maizono tilted her head curiously.
“It’s no longer pure… I have no need for it…”
“It sounded like you really cared about it, though…” Naegi pointed out. Celes smiled pleasantly.
“Then is it alright if I hold onto it? It could prove useful. And if anyone finds themselves in need of a digital camera, feel free to call upon me.”
“I can’t see a camera getting much use here…” Junko bluntly replied. Naegi shrugged neutrally.
“You’re probably right.”
Leon ran a hand through his hair casually.
“Well, the only other thing on the third floor was the rec room.”
“It will undoubtedly enrich our lives here quite considerably.” Celes remarked. “Ehehe… I would very much like to play a game of Othello with someone.”
“While it isn’t related to the third floor, it would appear the infirmary is now open.” Kirigiri reported.
“Is there any protein? Even supplements would suffice.” Sakura asked curiously. The mysterious girl shook her head.
“Only medicine and other medical supplies.”
“I see… that is quite unfortunate.”
“I guess that leaves me and Maizono…” Naegi mused. “We saw all the stuff you guys did, but I guess the unique thing we found was a photograph…”
“Yeah, that photo was weird… Monokuma ran off with it, though.” Sayaka mumbled.
“Weird like perverted?” Leon cocked his head.
“Not that kind of weird…” Naegi corrected him. “It was a photo of Hagakure and Fukawa. It looked like they were at some kind of festival, running some booths.”
“Those two?” Kirigiri asked.
“Yeah… the weird thing was they looked really… happy. I dunno, it seemed like they made it outside, somehow.”
“When could a photograph like that have been taken? With the two of them happy…” Yamada wondered.
“I never heard that they knew each other before the academy…” Celes mused.
Sayaka nodded.
“True… I mean, the booths weren’t side-by-side or anything, but they would’ve at least seen each other if they were at a festival like that. It’s weird how they seemed like they’d never even seen each other before.”
“Surely you were just seeing things.” Yamada asserted. “’Twas an illusion conjured by Monokuma’s Malignant Gaze…”
“But Maizono and I both saw it!” Naegi objected. “It’s kind of hard for two people to have the exact same hallucination…”
“That’s true…” Leon conceded. “But think about it, dude. It couldn’t have been taken before they got here, and it definitely didn’t happen while they were here. And they shouldn’t have been able to have escaped somehow, ‘cause… well… We saw ‘em, y’know? They’re definitely dead.”
“M-Maybe it was photoshopped…” Fujisaki proposed.
“I can’t see it being anything other than a fabrication…” Celes confessed, agreeing with the programmer.
“Just forget about Monokuma’s stupid pranks.” Mondo spoke frankly. “We ain’t got time to be scratchin’ our heads over that crap.”
“Yeah… We should focus on getting out of here, and getting ready for Monokuma’s next motive… That guy just won’t quit.” Junko agreed.
Fresh out of leads, the group settled into an uncertain silence. While there were new accessible areas, the fact remained none of them would help in the long run. A rec room, an art room, and a physics lab. All were interesting, but not practical for their circumstances.
Fujisaki particularly looked contemplative, before he piped up with a peculiar request.
“Hey, um… Would you all mind joining me in the changing room?” Not bothering to elaborate, the programmer stood up and shuffled off nervously. Too curious not to follow, the group left the cafeteria.
~*~
Apparently, Togami was not in the changing room anymore. And quite a few of them were happy for it.
“So, what’s up, Fujisaki?” Makoto asked. Leon scratched his head.
“Why meet in here?”
“O-Oh. Well, this is the only room I’ve found where there aren’t any security cameras!” The programmer explained. He then pulled out a laptop from a locker. “S-So… When I got this computer working again, I figured this was the best place to hide it! It’s my way of trying to help everyone!”
“That’s the laptop from the library… I see.” Kirigiri mused. “Were you able to find any information?”
“Well… I think I’ll let my program explain. It’s an AI called Alter Ego!” The programmer beamed.
“AI?” Junko cocked her head.
“Alter Ego is the reason Fujisaki is called the Ultimate Programmer.” Kirigiri explained. “Alter Ego is a program, residing on a computer, that learns and develops through communication. It’s an innovative, revolutionary artificial intelligence, built upon and refined… from the concepts of support vector machines and reinforcement learning…”
“Vector machines? Reinforcement learning?” Naegi was among the confused.
“To put it simply, it’s a way for machines to learn… As the artificial intelligence continues to grow, it becomes more than just a simple assistant… They say it can eventually be used in place of humans for the majority of tasks.” Kirigiri finished her explanation, and Chihiro seemed a little relieved to not have to say all that.
“You sure know a lot, Kirigiri! I’m impressed!” He giggled.
“So that’s why it’s called Alter Ego… An apt name indeed.” Celes complimented Fujisaki. “It develops by building memories and using them in its thought process – just like a human. An artificial intelligence raised in that manner could indeed be considered one’s alternate personality.”
“A perfect personality – one that never forgets, never weakens… That is his program… That is… Alter Ego…”
It was hard not to be impressed. Even to the people who had little to no knowledge of computers, it sounded like Fujisaki had made something incredible.
“Ah, you’ve come for me, My Lord!” Fujisaki’s smiling face was suddenly on the computer screen, and the program even had his voice.
Mondo looked between the screen and Fujisaki.
“Th-There’s two of ‘em…” He muttered.
Yamada stroked his chin excitedly.
“Mmm! She calls you, ‘My Lord’! I see, I see… That’s so unbelievably… adorable~!”
“What happened to being 2D-only, tubs?” Leon raised an unimpressed eyebrow, arms crossed.
“She is a fine specimen of the second dimension!” Yamada cheered.
“Do you not even remember the last trial? Fujisaki’s a guy! So Alter Ego’s a guy! And he’s an artificial intelligence!”
“I see no problem here~.” Yamada nodded sagely. Leon just groaned.
After a short bit of typing on the keyboard, Alter Ego started speaking again.
“There’s a large quantity of files on the hard drive that My Lord wanted me to analyze… He thinks they’re documents concerning the academy, but they’re surprisingly well-secured… So it’s taking a bit of time…”
At their inquiring gazes, Chihiro elaborated.
“I’m not sure yet, but the files might be related to the secrets of the academy! That might be why they’re so well-encrypted.”
“How long will it take you to decrypt them?” Kirigiri asked.
“It’s definitely going to take some time…” The programmer apologized. “Alter Ego just started on them yesterday, and he’s got a ways to go still… I’m sorry…”
“No need to apologize!” Sayaka assured him.
“Any information will be helpful, so it’ll be worth the wait!” Naegi chipped in.
“We’ll need to keep Alter Ego a secret…” Kirigiri decided. “Can he lie low without drawing attention to himself?”
“It’ll be fine!” Fujisaki promised. “Like I said, there are no cameras in this room, and Alter Ego will be able to call out for help if he sees anyone suspicious through the webcam!”
Celes hummed doubtfully.
“While that will be no issue during the day, I’m worried about nighttime… Do recall that our rooms are completely soundproof…”
Kirigiri cupped her chin thoughtfully.
“I’ll leave the door to my room open during the nighttime… That way, I won’t fail to notice if Alter Ego starts to scream.”
Mondo’s hand twitched in concern.
“But if you leave your door wide open like that…”
“Yes, there’s a chance I could be killed.” Kirigiri did not deny the possibility. “But… could any of you really kill me? I don’t think I’ll die that easily.”
Sayaka ran a hand through her hair nervously. There was something about Kirigiri’s tone that put them on edge, but at the same time made them confident that their newest source of hope would be safe at all times.
“L-Let’s leave it to Kirigiri… She hasn’t let us down yet.”
“Y-Yeah…” Leon agreed with a nod.
Kirigiri calmly closed her eyes and started walking toward the exit.
“Well, I think that will do it for today… If we stay here too long, the Puppetmaster might take notice.”
No one objected. Fujisaki set the laptop back in the locker and left it open a crack, as it had been before. Admittedly, that first night putting Alter Ego in the changing room had frightened him; but now that he had told everyone else, he felt he’d made the right call. Even if he had a long ways to go yet, Chihiro Fujisaki felt like he was making progress to becoming stronger – not just in body, but his character as well.
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