Goon, is hidden:
(Damian) Robin: Please, come out. I promise I won't hurt you
Goon:
Robin: Please, I'll love you, you'll be my best friend!
Goon, so shocked they come out: ??
Robin: *immediately knocks them out*
Batman: What- what kind of tactic is that?
Robin, looking him dead in the eye: Love is the cruelest weapon, father
Batman:
*later*
Dick, on the phone: What do you mean Damian isn't allowed to watch Amphibia anymore?
Bruce: Just listen
Damian on the background: *muffled* Eat the rich!!
Dick:
Dick: Ok, I see your point but-
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LEO NEVER GAVE UP ON US, IM NOT GIVING UP ON HIM!!
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Clark, currently hiding behind Bruce, who's grumpy cause he got woken up from his post sex nap for this: What are you doing in my house??? whAt a re you doing in my house?
Damian, angry cause Bruce hasn't been home in two days, pointing a sword right at him: I WANT MY BABA BACK
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Thinking abt ai betty "dying" in front of Simon and her final action as an ai built on bettys memories, was to leave Simon agonizing over what she was trying to tell him before she glitches out. When asked, she says, "I only said that so you wouldn't stop thinking about me." Like. Betty wanting to possess Simon's mind rearranging it's coding to her ends and disregarding simons protests. Despising ice king because he doesn't remember her. Despising the crown. It wasn't because of some kind of blind following. It wasn't because Simon was simply selfish. She did these things because She was selfish, stubborn, determined to do things her way and no one else's (not even simons!) Something beautiful was taken from her and she will get it back!!!!!! She was not some poor hapless innocent girl! She has committed atrocities and by god I refuse to disregard her affinity for the extreme, the reckless, the self destructive to say it's all simons fault for not getting on a bus or something. I guess what im saying is support women's wrongs <3
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VIOLATOR!! DESECRATOR!! TURN AROUND AND MEET THE HATER!!
VEEERRRY HAPPY WITH WILLIAMS LIL SCARY ARC. HORROR MOVIE BOY. LIL ZOMBIE GUY. UNDEAD AND PIIIISSED OFF LIKE CMAAAHHHNNN I HOPE HE KEEPS THAT CHAINSAW FOREVER. IF YOURE UNDEAD CAN YOU STILL GET A NICOTINE ADDICTION? I SURE HOPE SO!
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If Tai Lung came back for a redemption arc and joins the team:
Tai Lung annoyed: Tigress isn’t answering my messages.
Po taking out his phone: Allow me.
Tai Lung doubtful(doesn't know Po and Tigress are together): She's my little sister I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-
Tigress voice sounds happy: *replying to Po's call* Hello Po, what's wrong?
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The Monarch: Respect my trans homies or I’m gonna identify as a fucking problem.
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Hunter: Why do you always take pictures of him like that?
Amity about to snap a pic of Ghost grooming himself in a weird pose: like what?
Hunter: like that! It's like you always come out of the shadows to catch him being weird.
Amity shrugging and taking a picture of Ghost: I do have cute pictures of him but I like it better when he's being a goofball. I take pictures of all the palisman being weird cause I find it cute.
Hunter:... do you have any of Flapjack?
Amity smirking and showing him a folder full of thier palisman in dumb situations on her scroll: Do I ever
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Just watched Justice League: Gods and Monsters and lemme tell you- I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED A TWINKY VAMPIRE BATMAN BUT DAMN IF KIRK AINT MY NEW BLORBO
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boy why in gods name does the 2009 live-action ben10 movie have better writing than the ultimate kevin arc I'm going to lose my fucking mind
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Leave it to my dad to leave behind only the most nondescript essentially unlabeled fragrances. Starlet behavior
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On top of everything hateful about the new Velma series it seems to have led folks back to my Scooby-Doo Facts post from several years ago and now every other notification is once again "Ummmm Shaggy def isn't a vegetarian sweaty I saw him eat meat". Once again I am Sisyphus and this is my rock
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this can't be real omg lmao
https://www.tumblr.com/liesmyth/706173578233692160/everything-i-know-about-prince-harrys-memoir-has
LOL IT IS
Also this might make people remember that big league private schools and other such colleges are also institutions which takes in students because of alumni and heritage influence so don't think for a second some of them including this guy got in because they possessed the mental intelligence to get in. Also this guy has been accused of cheating in his school projects and the teacher who did it for him was PRESSURED by the school to do so.
I think beside the fact his intelligence seems worse than his youngest nephew who only just started going to school, what really is disturbing here is this man calling facts and things that happen in reality and factual memory "fables we tell ourselves" . CREEP.
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Sooooo. Whys there an honest to god Dogboy. Man. Character in 87 turtles. No. Not a mutant. Listen to me. Man that lives. A dog themed life. Dog treats. Fire hydrant house. A collar and leash he wears like a tie. Okay.
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remembered theres people who consider stalin quotable and my mood immediately fell off a cliff
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just logged onto twitter and saw a legitimate "s/outh par/k characters and the adhd meds i think they take" thread
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