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asuyaka · 3 months

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"How do the monster trio act around (and eventually get with) their crush?"

☆ - Monkey D. Luffy, Vinsmoke Sanji, Roronoa Zoro x M! reader.

♡ - guys m'sososososo insane ab these three m'literally gunna explode | also !! jus cus reqs ar gunna be closed, doesn't mean m'won't be uploadin !! jus not takin reqs f'the time bein (❁´◡`❁)

— MONKEY D. LUFFY.

He's so clingy around you, more than he is with anyone else.

Always, always, shares his food with you. Especially if you were busy training before dinner.

He's always around you no matter what. Oh? You're trying to help Sanji cook? He's on the floor watching you. Want to go buy supplies for Nami? He's clung onto your back like a Koala. Want to sleep due to a long day? He's right there in your bed with you.

He's so dorky about it too! Wants to spend every waking moment with you but doesn't know that he has a crush on you, just always wants ta be around you!

He's so jealous without even knowing it. What are you doing hanging out with Usopp when he's right here??

"[Name]..." Luffy groaned, clinging to your back with a sad expression on his face. He had his limbs wrapped around your torso and his head between your neck. "You aren't going to talk with Usopp again, are you?"

You stop walking, staring at him through the corner of your eyes. "Yes? I thought you and Usopp were best buddies, what happened?"

Luffy groans louder, causing Nami to yell at him to shut up from her room. "Nooooo, stay here and talk with meeeeeeee!" He wraps his arms around you three times (thanks to his devil fruit) and starts to shake your body around.

"Luffy— I can't even move if you don't let go of me!"

Luffy looks at you with puppy dog eyes. "Why hang out with Usopp when I'm right here?! I should be the only one you have eyes for..." He pouts as he presses his cheek against yours.

Your body flushes. Did... did he realize what he just said?

"Luffy, you can't say things like that if you don't know what they mean..." You huff, trying not to look too deep into what he could've meant by that. Luffy says things he doesn't mean, so you don't want to get your hopes up.

That only seems to coerce Luffy into whining. "I do know what it means! I said it, dummy! Stupid!! You should be mine, not Usopp's! I'm cooler and better and bigger and amazinger and uhm, you're mine because I say so!!"

Amazinger...?

You can't help the giggle that comes out of you, trying to force yourself to calm down while Luffy shakes you repeatedly. "[Name] c'mon, you'll be mine, right? Not Usopp! Cause, he can't cook and he's a sniper!"

"What does him being a sniper have to do with anything? And besides, you can't cook either Luffy."

Luffy blanks for a split second before going back to what he was doing. "I dunno. Doesn't matter! C'monnnnn, [Name], you're bullying meeeeeeeee!"

You hold onto Luffy's arm with a laugh, pressing your cheeks together as a form of affection. "Yes, Luffy, I'll be yours."

Luffy stares at you with surprise before turning back to his usual happy-go-lucky self. "Yippie!! Now, we can do all the things boyfriends do! Like go on dates, and eat together, and sleep together, and—"

As he continues to list off all the things he thinks boyfriends do, you can't help but chuckle.

Not like you two weren't doing that before his confession.

— VINSMOKE SANJI.

(inspired by @/sanjisboyfie 's oneshot ab this tragic little adorable man !! :3)

It took so long for Sanji to realize he liked you because he's not used to being attracted to men.

Thought that every time you complimented his cooking and his heart swelled up, it was just the flu. Nothing interesting or important.

Then, he started noticing how pretty your features were when you were eating, or how embarrassed he gets whenever it's just you and him in the kitchen.

When he realizes he does like you, his mind utterly falters, because... why would you like him back?

Even though there are lingering fears in his heart, he always tries his best to please you. Even if it means blushing like a moron whenever you address him directly.

"[Name]! I uhm, made this for you since you were... hurt, during our last fight." Sanji muttered nervously, averting his eyes as he held out a plate of food. Something small and easy to digest, but a food you like.

You smile warmly as you take the plate from his hands, your fingers brushing slightly as Sanji's face flusters even more. "This looks amazing! Thanks, Sanji. Do you want to sit with me? The seas are calm tonight."

Sanji pauses as he looks at you. His cigarette is inches away from falling out of his mouth and his face dazes.

"Sanij? You okay? You can say no, I won't be mad. It's not even your shift yet and everyone needs sleep." You say with an airy smile as you turn your attention to the food.

Sanji was right (like he was most of the time when it came to you and food), after the 'Big Mom incident' you were quite injured (and hungry). Seeing all the... talking food, didn't do much to raise your appetite.

There's a soft thud right beside you, long black legs resting a safe distance away from yours. A comfortable silence falls between the two of you, even if Sanji's cheeks are flushed and he's nervously playing with his thumbs.

"Wowww, this is really good Sanji!" You say happily, flashing Sanji a warm smile as you return to eating the food so gracefully given to you. Oblivious to the man beside you whose face looks so red it rivals Luffy's signature vest.

Sanji looks at you with nothing sort of affection. It's not the same as when Nami or Robin compliment him, you just saying his name is enough to make him flustered, but being this close to you alone might send him into cardiac arrest.

"[Name]...?" His voice is quiet, staring at you with expectant eyes.

You pause eating, covering your mouth, and cocking your head in confusion.

"This uhm... might be a weird question, but do you um,, l-like anybody?" He becomes more flushed with every word that comes out of his mouth.

The second you take too long to answer he starts to curse himself out for even sitting down. Everything was going so well until he opened his mouth—

"Yes, I do. What, trying to feel out if I'm single?" You tease with a light chuckle, picking up the last bit of food and holding it out expectantly. "You want some?"

Sanji can't say no to you. Even if he tries his hardest, his body will not let him say no, not to an indirect kiss; especially when you're offering. Even if you might not see it in the same light he does.

He opens his mouth and lets you place the spoon in his mouth as your eyes turn into crescents. "See? Does it taste good?"

God— Sanji feels like he's going to explode.

He nods, begging himself to calm down before his mind starts to run.

"Oh," You say suddenly, "—that was an indirect kiss, wasn't it?" You lin hum thoughtfully and place the plate beside you, letting out a soft yawn as you stretch. "You sure you don't need to—"

"I am so in love with you."

"...pardon?"

Sanji stands up immediately, his face red. "Nothing!! I'm sorry, I'm really sleepy now so I'll—"

"Sanji, what did you say?" You ask carefully, holding onto his hand to try and stop him from running away.

"It's nothing, [Name], please just let me—"

"Sanji." Your voice comes off soft, relaxing your body so you come off as gentle and not hostile. "Just say it, one more time for me, okay?"

Sanji could feel his entire body burning up just from holding hands, more so from him getting caught blurting out his feelings again. He stares at the floor of the Sunny, too ashamed to look you in the eyes. "I... I'm in love with you? I'm sorry if you don't like me back, I didn't mean it I swear!"

"Sanji, what makes you think I don't like you back? Better question, what makes you think I didn't know?" You cock your head playfully, pulling him gently so he's sitting again.

"...what?"

You chuckle. "I've heard all the other embarrassing times you've confessed your feelings, it's just that the crew was around and I didn't want to put you on the spot. I've liked you since we met on the Baratie, silly."

Sanji's eyes widen as his mouth falls agape. You've liked him... for two years?!

"Sanji...?" You move up to straddle him, your hands resting on his cheeks. "Can I... kiss you?"

Sanji nods so fast he thinks his head might fall off.

You smile, leaning forward to press your lips together. Sanji's body physically relaxes as he practically melts into you, his face redder than blood.

It takes all his willpower and the need to breathe for him to finally pull away from you. His face is flushed and his breathing is heavy, staring at you like you're the only man in the world— like you're the prettiest thing in the world.

You giggle, pressing your heart onto his chest. "I love you so much."

Zoning back into reality, he carefully places his arms around your waist. "I love you too, so so much [Name],"

— RORONOA ZORO.

Zoro isn't good at expressing his emotions, everyone knows that.

So, when he figures out he might have a romantic attraction to you, he's confused about what to do. Considers asking Nami about it, but goes with Robin since Nami is... an interesting woman!

Robin tells him to be upfront with his feelings, or subtly tell the person.

He's a naturally mature person, having a crush on his crewmate doesn't change that by any means.

Even if he is cold to everyone, if you two are alone on the deck of the Sunny, he lets you sleep with him or touch his swords.

Just having you around is enough to calm him down. Seeing as his biggest love language is quality time and you enjoy talking about the randomest things around him, it makes his heart flutter whenever you act like he's the only person in the world who you care about.

"Mhm! And did you know that otters hold hands when they're asleep?" You point to an otter in the marine life book Zoro got you during your last pit stop.

Zoro shakes his head, his arms crossed with a small, barely noticeable amused smile on his face.

"Yeah! It's so they don't drift off when they're asleep. Not sure anyone knows why, but I like to think it's because they don't want to lose each other. After all, they're social animals! Oh! They also like to cuddle a lot—"

"Kind of like me and you, no?" Zoro interrupts with a playful aura, causing your train of thought to stop, face flushing as you stare at his smug expression.

"Um, y-yes! Like... like me, and you..." Your voice progressively gets smaller under Zoro's gaze. He moves closer, causing you to move your arms back, resting on your palms. "Zoro?"

"Keep telling me about the otters, don't worry," He replies coyly, grabbing you by the waist and bringing you into his lap.

Your face flushes, stuttering over your words as you nod. Shakily grabbing the book to bring it closer. Carefully picking your words, you begin speaking again. "They might also, uhm, hold hands because they don't have very thick fur. It could be to share body heat and keep warm, since they get cold easily."

"What if I said we were otters?" Zoro asks from behind you, resting his chin on your head.

"Ah, then we'd have to hold hands when we sleep!" Quickly realizing what you said, you try to reel it back in. "O-of course, only if you want to! I wouldn't want to make you uncomfortable or anything, I know how much you like your personal space so—"

"You're in my personal space and it doesn't look like I mind very much, does it, [Name]?"

Twiddling your thumbs meekly, you shake your head no. Zoro laughs and takes one of your hands, putting it above his. The size difference is obvious, your fingers stop just below his second knuckle. Something about that causes a riot in your brain, especially when Zoro squeezes them together.

"Okay, another question," Zoro starts, moving the intertwined hands to your lap. "What if I asked you to be my boyfriend?"

You turn around immediately, staring at him with wide eyes. He isn't... joking, is he? Zoro doesn't normally joke about things (unless he's with Sanji), so it wouldn't make sense for him to joke about this. Especially when it's something so serious.

"Hm? What's your answer, pretty boy?"

You've liked Zoro ever since he sat down and listened to you talk about the different kinds of fishmen after the ordeal with Arlong. Zoro has never expressed romantic attraction to anybody, not even to the bountiful amounts of women who've expressed attraction to him.

Your mind blanks, and you must've been staring at him for too long because the smallest bit of worry falls on his face. "You okay? I'm not forcing you, you know? Saying no is okay."

Saying... no? To a man that looks like he was crafted by Zeus himself? Hell no! "No! I-I mean, yes, I mean—"

"Take your time pretty boy, I'm not going anywhere."

He's adjusted your position to where you're facing each other, hands still intertwined as he looks at you with a soft (?) expression. Taking a deep breath, you force yourself to make eye contact with him.

You've never looked at his this close before. Sure, you two have cuddled to sleep on countless nights, but then you were always faced away from each other.

He has long eyelashes. Not extremely long, but longer than you thought they were. Even if his eyes are black, you've noticed they soften whenever he looks at you, it makes him pretty.

Meekly, you nod. Holding your head down to try and hide your embarrassment. Before you can, though, Zoro stops you by lifting your chin up with his finger. "You can use words, can't you?"

It should sound condescending, the way he's talking to you, but it sounds more encouraging than anything. Even if there might be light teases mixed with his words.

"Yes, I, I would want to be your uhm... your boyfriend."

Zoro grins at that, pressing a quick kiss on your lips and twisting you around, pulling you closer so the back of your head is between his boobs pecs. "Love you, pretty boy."

"I-I love you too, Zoro," You force out, even if it feels like you're overheating due to the blood rushing to your cheek and... other places, as well as Zoro's added body heat.

You two truly were like otters.

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spinnysocks · 13 days

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incorrect lion guard as snapcube quotes

if you haven't watched snapcube then i'm sorry if this is really out of context LMAO but that's kinda the point :)

Makucha: See ya, cheetah!

Fuli: Huh? He's faster than Fuli. He's faster than Fuli. What?

Janja, annoyed: What is it this time Ushari?

Ushari: Janja, you found my You're A Bitch Degree!

Janja, after one of Scar's meetings: ...Something just happened.

Nduli: When was the last time you washed your paws? I haven't washed mine in four days. I've also been eating rocks-

Tamka: Rocks?! Nuh uh uh, that's not food!

Nduli: What about grass-

*Butterfly lands on Tamka's nose* Tamka: This is food Nduli!

Nduli: It's beautiful, I love your new hat! I'm gonna name him.. Mwamba!

*Butterfly starts flying away*

Tamka: You scared it away! :(

Nduli: Bye Mwamba! :)

Tamka: Bye Mwamba..

Janja: Hey, you know what this place looks like? Looks like the Pridelands! *starts singing Tonight We Strike*

Janja, to the skinks: Are you in on this conspiracy to?!

Shupavu: Everything is a conspiracy, haven't you ever seen the Circle of Life?

Janja: Wh-What?!

*waiting for Scar's meeting*

Reirei: Are we just doing this now? A bunch of assholes standing in a line? Congratulations!

Janja: Ah fuck, she got us there guys. Well.............

Ushari, while Janja's Clan are hysterically laughing: Alright, I think we need to figure out what we're going to do about this-

Kenge: It's not important that we lost! Look at who's responsible! *points at Janja*

Janja, pointing up: I'll point at you also.

Kenge: I'm not the sky, hyena.

Janja: We're doing Nne's plan? We're all agreeing that Nne came up with this right?

Cheezi: Yeah... 2, 3, 4, 5, 6- Here we go! :D

Janja to Reirei: Sorry that sounded like I wanted to kill you, I didn't mean that. *whispering to everyone else* I do wanna kill her don't fucking tell- I don't wanna kill you, don't worry! I wanna kill her so fucking bad! I didn't say anything to them just now. You know what I said! I-I gotta go, uh, think about some stuff!-

*Battle for the Pridelands in a nutshell*

Scar: Heyyyyy~ What's uppppp?~ It's meeeeeeeee~

Kion: STOP! >:(

Scar: I don't know how to impress upon you that you cannot defeat me.

The Guard: Kion!

Scar: Oh, your friends are here!

The Guard: We're here to help you!

Scar: It's really cute that you're going to defeat me with the power of friendship and all, but then again I am Scar from the Lion King, so-

Kion: You didn't let me finish, Scar!

Scar: Mhm, go ahead.

Kion: I have-

Scar: Yes, yes, yes, yes. I don't care. I do not care! You don't understand. I came back here to destroy the Pridelands. This means nothing to me! Alright? You mean nothing to me! You and your little friends are fucking annoying! This is why I stayed down in lion hell. This is why I punish Pridelanders. I'm the good guy! Do you not realise? I am the good guy here! I am the true King of the Pridelands! Mufasa goes up and he plays with all his little friends like "Oh look, are you watching over the Pridelands?" Yeah, whatever. Fuck everybody.

Kion: Ah!

Scar: I get to kill people! I get to command my army all day! It's great, give me the Pridelands! You don't get it. You watch your stupid little privileges. Fuck you. Idiot.

*The Guard yells*

Scar: Go to hell! *makes the volcano erupt* Look, I can do this! Anytime I want! This is nothing to me! You are nothing to me! I hate you! I HATE YOU! THIS IS MY BIG FUCKING VOLCANO!

Bunga: Oh my god, he's fucking losing it entirely!

Chungu & Cheezi: All around me are familiar faces, work out places, worn out places- IS THAT WHAT A HOUSE LOOKS LIKE? Oh my stars! This place is amazing! Where am I, the Pridelands?...... Worn out places~ (thanks to @devilsrecreation for that one 😭)

feel free to reblog with additions, there's too many quotes to put in here </3

#the lion guard #tlg #tlg outlanders #tlg outlanders memes #tlg memes #incorrect quotes #tlg incorrect quotes #i wanted to add more but i couldn't think of any :(#snapcube #snapcube quotes

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acey-wacey · 2 years

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Mom Friend

Feat. Ace Trappola, Deuce Spade, Jack Howl, Epel Felmier, Sebek Zigvolt

Requested on Ko-fi by @thelazyhermits! And now a special song for this very special donator.

*clears throat*

🎶 You are so beautifuuuuuul to meeeeeeeee 🎶

🎶 Can't you seeeeeeeeee 🎶

Thank you.

...

Note- this ended up being kind of a character analysis so I hope you enjoy an in-depth exploration of how I characterize the first years.

...

At first, you would only trail after Ace and Deuce because of Grim's involvement, cleaning up the messes they left behind.

Once you got to know them though, you started hanging out with them outside of fixing their mistakes.

It didn't take long for you to be adopted into the first year friend group.

You adore all of them and, with some time, they come to adore you.

Upon meeting all the first years, you realized one crucial fact:

None of these boys have any self preservation.

Ace and Deuce's squabbling and scheming have gotten them into more than one inopportune situation.

You've had to hold Epel back from punching someone who called him cute one too many times.

Jack refused to take care of himself no matter how many times you urged him to practice healthy self care.

And Sebek of courses has screamed at many people for undermining the importance of the Great Malleus Draconia.

You always have to come prepared when you hang out with them, often carrying a full first aid kit and snacks to class with you.

People around NRC have taken to calling you the campus mom.

While your love and affection is reserved for the first year group of friends, if someone come up to you needing a band-aid, you are happy to oblige.

You do a lot for the first years and sometimes they forget to thank you for it, but you know they love you.

Deuce Spade comes to you for tutoring.

Seven knows he needs all the homework help he can get.

He's a bit slow to understand complex concepts so alchemy is his worst class.

Now you aren't at the top of your class but your a quick learner and you are very good at explaining.

Deuce has called you for homework help in the middle of the night many times.

You always smile and talk him through the assignment, explaining the details when he gets stuck.

He just wants to be a good honor student and you really admire him for that.

He's told you how much he wants to make his mom proud of him and you do everything you can to help him feel proud of himself.

When he gets a B- on a test you helped him study for, he's beyond excited to show you his progress.

And he didn't even need to sign a contract for it!

You tell him how proud you are of him and he almost bursts into tears.

He immediately texts his mom a picture of his test.

He's so happy to finally be on his way towards a new future.

Ace Trappola comes to you for impulse control.

He has a big mouth.

There's no way to sugarcoat it. He speaks his mind and gets into a lot of trouble for it.

While you love how honest and upfront he is, you cannot condone the fights he's gotten into because of this.

You are aware that Riddle would be furious about one of his first years tainting the Heartslabyul reputation so you make sure to stop the quarrels before they start.

Ace has a few tells when he's about to say something stupid.

For example, the corner of his mouth quirks up when he knows he could destroy someone's whole career in a few seconds and his eyebrows twitched when he starts getting annoyed.

He doesn't mean to be contrary, he just hates when people don't get what they deserve.

So when he sees some thugs saying something mean about another student, he's going to march up to them and give them a piece of his mind.

When this happens, you grab his shoulder and lead him off somewhere quiet to cool down.

He has a very strong sense of justice but you're still at a school.

You report the bullies to a teacher and go do something relaxing with Ace.

Usually you color in coloring books.

He insists that he's not a kid and he doesn't need coloring books, but it's actually really calming and fun.

While he's not an absolute hot-head, he's headstrong and sometimes needs someone to reign him back in until he can learn how to regulate his impulses by himself.

Epel Felmier comes to you for comfort.

It can be really difficult being in Pomefiore, constantly being poked and prodded, being criticized on your body and your etiquette and your posture.

Epel keeps a delicate persona while he's around other people but when he drops it whenever he's with just you.

He feels comfortable enough to use his real accent and slouch because he knows your the only person who wouldn't judge him for it.

When he's especially upset with Vil on a particular day, he practically sprints to Ramshackle and vents all his frustrations to you while you brush his hair.

He can't really be vulnerable with anyone else, even himself but you helped him to allow himself to feel.

Sometimes he'll just barge into your room and throw his arms open for a hug.

He's always welcome when he needs any kind of comfort.

You listen when he talks and just sit with him when he needs the reaffirmation.

You know how insecure he is about his masculinity and that he doesn't want to be perceived as so fragile and feminine.

But looks don't amount to masculinity.

How other people perceive you doesn't matter as long as you know who you are and you allow yourself to be that person.

It's a bit hard, since Epel has to change quite a bit to fit into the Pomefiore mold but being with you helps him remember who he is and who he wants to be.

Jack Howl comes to you for self care.

He's obviously very determined about his goals and aspirations but sometimes his determination turns into obsession.

When this happens, he won't let himself rest or eat until he's satisfied with his own performance.

He tries to push himself to work harder, hike farther, run faster.

It often just leaves him with exhaustion and a feeling of inadequacy.

Oftentimes, you've had to drag him to his bed when he stays up late exercising.

He just doesn't know how to practice healthy self-care while still striving for self improvement.

You teach him that self-care is the exploration of things that make you happy and help your brain and body to relax.

He eventually discovers that he really enjoys crochet.

He tries to brush it off, saying that crochet isn't manly or that the Savanaclaw students would make fun of him.

You assured him that it does make him any less masculine to enjoy something stereotypically associated with femininity and that it's actually very brave of him to do something that others may not understand.

The two of you crochet together every other evening and listen to audiobooks, usually romance mysteries.

He says he doesn't actually care about the romance bit but you always catch him smiling when the main characters finally kiss.

Being with you has helped him develop healthy habits and take care of himself more.

He really appreciates how you always try to help him stay healthy but you also will take no sh-- if he is too hard on himself.

Sebek Zigvolt comes to you for safety.

It took him a really long time to accept you onto the friend group and an even longer time to trust you.

He never knew your intentions of aspirations and he didn't trust that weird little cat companion of yours.

You'll just be a troublemaker and he wants you nowhere near him or the young master.

No matter how many times you offer to help him study for a test or try to give him some cookies you made, he refuses to like you.

That is, until one particularly difficult day of training for the knights.

Sebek had been a bit off his guard on that day which made him susceptible to surprise attacks from his sparring partner.

He came out of the training session with more than a few bruises.

When you came to visit the Diasomnia dorm to offer him a slice of cake, he tried his best to hide the injuries but you saw right through him.

He protested as you pulled out your first aid kit but you silenced him with a glare that reminded him a little too much of his mother.

He sat down on his bed and took off his shirt so you could tend to his bruises.

He whined like a little baby when you applied isopropyl alcohol to his cuts, to which you rolled your eyes and kept putting bandages on his wounds.

He actually really likes being doted on, but he'd never admit it to a lowly human like you, even if he does really need the hug you give him after.

No matter how hard he tries to escape, once you've noticed an injury he has, you've already fixed it up and kissed it better before he can say The Great Master Malleus Draconia.

He's used to sticking it out and bearing his pain on his own, physical and emotional so it means a lot to him to have someone else caring about his hurt.

They all love you with all their hearts and see you as a true friend and protector of physical/emotional well-being.

Though you love to help people in any way you can, some particularly nasty students try to take advantage of your good nature.

They ask you for more than you can give them, knowing you won't be able to say no.

They pester you constantly asking you for the treats and snuggles that are reserved for your close friends.

They'll even start venting to you without permission, stressing you out with their overwhelming problems.

When someone like this keeps bugging you, rest assured that they are going to get their a$$ beat.

Your friends first use the raw intimidation, standing behind you with murder in their eyes as an obnoxious pesterer talks to you.

That usually scares them off but if they continue to bother you, one of the first years, usually Jack will corner them in a secluded area to tell them to leave you alone.

If it still doesn't work, that's when it gets violent.

They know you would never condone any of them getting into fights but as long as it's for your honor, they are ready to throw hands.

They may get in trouble with the headmaster but they don't care that much.

Not even Jack will regret decking someone who was harassing you.

When you get sick or injured, the boys are practically your servants.

You tell them that they really don't have to do anything for you but after all you've done for them when they're vulnerable, they need to repay the kindness.

Anything you need or want will be yours immediately.

Ace takes notes for you in the classes you miss.

Deuce makes you tea every single day.

Epel sets you up with any books or movies you need.

Jack just sits by your bed, holding your hand so you don't get lonely in your room.

Sebek will 100% rush around getting you anything you need, from food to tissues to pads.

Ask and you shall receive.

They all just want to show you how much they love you and how much you mean to them.

You've done a lot for each of them and there's no denying that you are a very important person in the first year friend group.

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twst #twst x reader #disneytw #ace trappola #ace trappola x reader #deuce spade #deuce spade x reader #epel felmier #epel felmier x reader #jack howl #jack howl x reader #nyx's kofi requests

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almalvo · 1 year

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STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE S4E18 "In A Mirror, Darkly Part 1"

oh my god its the freaking scene from the tng star trek movie. of vulcans landing and meeting zefram.

im sorry the vulcans getting shot lik ehtat was horrifying but also wt fis this non intro??? what is THIS WHAT IS THIS INTENSE INTRO MUSIC OH MY GOD OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD MIRRORRRVERSESESE FUCKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HOLY SHIIIIIIITTTTTUHHHHHH FUUUCKKK MEEEEEEEEE THIS INTRO GOES SO HARD THOUGH HOLD ON WAIT WHAT THE FUCK OH M;Y GOD I STARTED CRYING INSTANTLY WHEN IT HIT ME OH MY GOD IM FUCKIGN CRYING RIGHT NOWWW nah mirror linda park is lame boo

i like scruffy hair archer not hedgehog man XD PORTHOS NO COME BAKCK BEAGLETHOS linda and archer idk about that but also oml how archer caught her knife

oh my god first time we getr to see on screen tholian

im sorry but when archer said "break him"… sorry but some of hte best anger ive seen in post tos star trek series is archer. eugh hearing a dude as the computer voice is so odd majel come bacvk man if i could draw my face while watching all this ent mirrorverse haha blakc haired archer interesting OH MY GODDDA AAAAA ITS AN NC CONSTITUTIONAL CLASS STAR SHIP OH SHIIIT

dont tell tpol to shut up rude FUCKING DEFIANTTTTT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT SHAPE THE BEAUTY OH MY FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAA THE PHAAAAASSSEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR FUCKKK M EMMEMEMEE IM JUST SQUEALING THIS WHOLE EPISDOE THE THOLIAN WEEBBBB FUCKKKK

THE FUCK ING BRIDGEEEEEE IM CRYINGGGGGG IM YELLING AJOFDASIJOAGJ PLOEASE HELP ME SOMEONE PLEASE HELLPP MEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS THE BRDIGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA the drigee the chair the sounds thje buttons the fucking everyhgign the screen the lift IM DYINGGGG this music at the end literally movie ending music fuck me

THE FUCKING GREEEEEEN SHIIIIIIIRRRRRRT IM FUCKING CRYING IM IN TEARS HELLP MEEEEE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUC FH THE PANTS IM im gonna faint oh my god im going to me l t help help me dude. what a fucking honour it must be to get to wear those clothes, hold those props, press those buttons, see those lights, hear those sounds… from where it all began….. what a f u c k i n g honour. G GG G G GORRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

whooAAAAAAAOHAAA seeing that animated gorn hol y shit i miss the disco eyes and the dress BUT IS HE WEARING THE DRESS THOUGH? THE DRESS? sorry seeing archer slide in from archers let was funny they should make a fucking star trek escape room. please. please. why has this not been done yet. PLESE. oh m;y god lok at the interiouir i want my house to ook like this i dont fucking care THE COMMUNICATORSS no but that green shirt works great on archer oh my god tpol has eye shadow THE FUCKING EYE SHADOW ugh the og phaser looks so nice to hold it looks so nice in the hand ugh i love all of it im fucking i cant contain myself OH OHHHH THATTTT GORNNNNNNNN THOUGHHHH??? NO I MISS HIS DISCO EYESSSSSS BRING BACK THE DISCO EYESSSS OH MY GOD HE HAS THE DRESSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THE MOST IMPORTANT FACTOR HEEEE HASS THEEE DRESSSSSSS FUCKKKKKKKK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 3D CHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS nobut gorn looked the BEST in tos… am i wrong though. am i wrong. oh my fuck.

UGHHH BEARDED VULCAN UGHHH MY GOD THE WAY THE DEFIANT LOOKS SWOOPING IN FROM THE RIGHT LIK EHTAT OH MY GOD SEX XY OH MY GFUCKING SO SEXXXXYYYY UGHHHH SHES SOO MUCH BIGGER TAHN NX I MEAN YEAH OFC BUT TO SEEEE IT LIKE THAT IS NEXT LEVEL OH MY GOD THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH THIS IS TOO MUCH A TREAT I AM KJUST 'IJAYHTEI

im not into mirror linda park and archer lmaoooo ugh yesss the colourful wooden slices for data chips yesss AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE WAYYYY HOSHIIIII HOLDS THE KNIFEEEEE SULLUUUUU MY BAAAYYYYBEHHHHHH oof sorry but to see tpol punch like taht is so ummfph please i want to eat a vulcan knuckle sandwich

nah not my linda park sorry but damn she LIVES her roles love it. oml EMPRESS PARK ill TAKE IT.

#mirrorverse #archer #captain archer #linda park #hoshi sato #gorn #tos #im fucking dying #star trek #star trek enterprise #enterprise #thoughts #reaction #text #almalvo

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answering this portion of the q from earlier-

There’s honestly plenty of potential ‘bad’ takes about SE and the story’s characters that anyone out there can make- maybe they make assumptions based off the trigger warnings or themes, maybe they see my little doodles and mini comics about just how fucked up these characters are and it’s not their cup of tea, etc etc. Weirdly enough tho, that’s something that i’m looking…forward to seeing? Like just the potential drama and arguments over certain things/plotlines/characters in this story sounds like it’d be juicy. I can see a future me holding a glass of wine laughing maniacally at the computer screen all giddy with excitement over it. or something idk-

BUT specific takes….here’s a rough list (ALL COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICAL):

“Lack of wholesome queer characters and plotlines” or something along those lines. Something to the tune of “i’m using fiction to escape reality so i don’t want any queer stories to be edgy and dark and violent, i want all the characters to be pure cinnamon rolls who’ve never done anything wrong EVER”, and just make assumptions about SE over the majority of the cast being queer AND horrible people. Like if SE isn’t your thing, that’s fine. But if someone were to say that its shit for including darker themes then I’d feel like they’d need to retake some highschool english classes or something

“This story puts queer people in a negative light” Shocking development at 1am EST…QUEER PEOPLE CAN BE EVIL AND DO HORRIBLE BAD THINGS!!! THE HORROR

“Why isn’t everyone’s identity and pronouns spelled out for me from the moment they’re introduced” cause immmm lazyyyyy and don’t really consider their identities as super ultra mega important in a way-

“WHY ARE THERE SLURS!!! WHY ARE SOME OF THE CHARACTERS RACIST!!!!!! THIS IS CONDONING-“ the world ended in the 1960s and everything got worse from there. the door is that way 👉🏼

“Everyone in this story is fucked up. Nobodies normal, all of these characters are just terrible, horrible people, how do i root for them” then i’ve accomplished SOMETHING that i’ve wanted to do FOREVER-

“Why is the protagonist such a crybaby”. He’s 14 and a little bit fucked up okay. and he IS a baby so THERE

“Why is the protagonist boring” Cuz i’m tired of the ‘uwu powerless softie turns out to be the son of fucking GOD all along’ trope in a way. Dez is important in his own way and this just makes the story more interesting when cosmic forces are pushing down on him and his bestie and he kinda has to go a little loco to deal with it

“Why is the protagonist chubby/fat, it just isn’t realistic for the setting and type of story” what if i killed you violently with a rock

“The Martians aren’t realistic and their biology/culture/behavior is confusing” yes it’s meant to be. They’re artificially created, their eyeballs function as ovaries, their blood is literal oil and they go off like nukes when they die. It’s meant to be kind of stupid and self indulgent and their origins are a mystery to themselves

“The Martians do incest? That means you SUPPORT incest!!!” No, absolutely not. The story doesn’t even make it in a positive light, it’s very much a product of their oddly misogynistic, mysterious culture, and isn’t touched upon too much in the story. Also they’re aliens and don’t follow the same biological rules as humans at ALL.

“Francis is terrible trans rep” SHE’S MEANT TO BE TERRIBLE

“Francis’s alcoholism is condoning underage drinking” Okay man

“Everything is way too convoluted and there’s just too much going on, who would want to read this” MEEEEEEEEE!!!! I WANNA READ THIS

“This story glorifies child abusers cuz of the existence of a character like Thursday and how he’s often portrayed-” Are you hearing yourself rn. stop and think. for a Moment ✋🏼🛑

“I can’t believe you’re trying to paint Friday/Hammond as a good person for-“ when. When did I say that. I’ve been explicitly saying that they’re both wrong this entire time-

“Having the man-eating Martians and Chimera be brown skinned is racist” shore thangggg buddy

that’s all i can think of off the top of my head rn…tbh i think the fake ones from before are a lot better than these ones LOL

#talking and blathering #shattered earth #in a weird way. oh well!#hope no one sees this-

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berestweys · 2 years

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Kinnporsche Rewatch - Episode 8

Summary: Many idiots offer each other thumbs up.

Favorite Line: “Black Eagle is on the way! Tailorbird will run now!”

Porsche’s Wacky Antics: Blasts Kinn with his rancid morning breath, and is repaid in kind. Runs around like a chicken trying to find his clothes. Flips Kinn off. Tells Pete his legs are still shaking from his “rough” punishment. Gets his socks mixed up with Kinn’s. Plays footsie with Kinn during an important meeting and startles him so much all of the bodyguards draw guns. Draws the funniest picture ever of the ghost haunting him, and earns the Dimples of Disdain from Pete. Goes on a high stakes caper with Pete. Screams so much at movie night Tankhun tosses him out on his ass. Throws a consecrated penis at Kinn.

Why is Chay crying? He isn’t, but after his little display in Valet Parking, I am.

Woe is Big: First Khun Kinn replaces him with Porsche. Now, Khun Kim’s making him help with detective work about Porsche. Why is this guy so damn special? He must be a liar! Poor Big.

Tankhun Highlight: I am utterly tickled by his horror movie makeup, his blue jammies, and his cuddle pile with his bodyguards. I’m also squealing to see Lee Hyeri make a cameo.

A Woman Speaks: Yok has missed Porsche! She tells him when you’re in love the two of you “have to add sweetness to each other” outside the bedroom. Tells him any idiot can use google to find a café for a date.

What’s Pete eating, and who prepared it for him? Microwave popcorn, prepared by Pol.

Vegas Report: :( I’ve got him in my pocket for later.

Shipping Activities

KinnPorsche: They wake up together in Kinn’s fluffy bed, soft cozy & nice. Bread foreplay occurs. Porsche leaps into Kinn’s arms and Kinn can carry him around without any trouble at all and lord that is hot. Porsche really wants to do this dating thing right. He takes Kinn on the sappiest date ever. It’s clear neither of them have ever done this before and apparently I can be seduced with cuteness because they make me smile helplessly and I am embarrassed at myself. Porsche calls Kinn to come over & save him from being alone with a ghost, and later gets advised by Pete not to block Kinn’s ‘punishments’ with his neck anymore. Pete. My boy. Come on.

VegasPete: I don’t think it’s fair to tease us with VegasPete content and then they’re completely absent in the next episode. Give them to meeeeeeeee.

Do I care about KimChay yet? No. Chay stages an ambush in front of Kim’s building and forces him to listen to his love song, and this is happening I guess. I am the security guard coming out to tell Chay to be quiet.

# of KimChay scenes in this episode: 1

# of KimChay scenes I watched without skipping through: 1, but I did pause it twice to take deep breaths before being able to continue.

Kisses: Morning bread kisses. Is this what Farmhouse Bread envisioned when they agreed to be a show sponsor? Date selfie kisses.

Tits Out: Kinn & Porsche in bed together at the start of the episode, and later Kinn while he and Porsche are scrambling to strip each other after the bodyguard meeting.

What’s Gun wearing? He’s nowhere to be found. Look it’s not like I really want him coming around all the time, but would it be too much to ask for him to wander through the background at least once per episode? Maybe so.

Serious Observations of Various Sorts: In the park where Kinn and Porsche go for their date, there’s a man taking photos of his enormous pig. Pete’s codenames for Porsche, Kinn, and himself are Ostrich, Black Eagle, and Tailorbird. The ostrich is flightless but can run 70 kph/45 mph. The black eagle is a predator famous for eating the nestlings of other birds. The tailorbird sews leaves together with grasses to make its nest. Does any of this matter? I don’t think so? But I like birds.

Have I calmed down? I read the entire Wikipedia page for the black eagle, a bird I’d never heard of before, because it’s Kinn’s code name. So that’s a solid no.

Episode 1/ Episode 2/ Episode 3/ Episode 4/ Episode 5/ Episode 6/ Episode 7/ Episode 9

#kinnporsche rewatch #kinnporsche #spoilers

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pinkseas · 1 year

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(kicks the door down, fire surrounding me like a stage concert) I AM SAID AO3 USER COMMENT YOU WILL NEVER FIND MEEEEE I READ YOUR REPLY TO MINE AND BAWLED you get me you gget me so hard ao3 user anomaly98!!!!!!! (i did say in my comment i dug thru ur tumblr and here i am yet again)

not because i'm a prick not revealing myself thoughg i just have self esteem issues bc of liking qpr xiaolumi. yeah thas righrt i am shy of exposing that i dig this side of the r/s and i don't delve into the romantic one ever. prolly cus i'm an aromantic myself but like YOU KNOW- i just want to pop in to rlly emphasize the fics really do mean a lot to me in words you got it better described. that qpr in general has a different feel to intimacy and it fits them so nicely as people who are?? i guess, lonely but surrounded? (lumine to her friends who doesn't understand her enough, xiao to the adepti in that same matter, and the people of liyue who will never listen back to him), and here's another few disgustingly picky thing i got that your fics have that i tend to do in brainrotting it; most in lumine's pov and having her see through xiao's vulnerability firsthand. gosh that is so rare, you'd think bc he's always portrayed strong boi yaksha to protect the traveler all the time, but not in this perspective. and when yuou have her care for him both in the shower and bed just sends me straight face first into bed squealing crying blood of the consideration of ~~~~this whatever invisible distance~~~~ they have like its on lumine's condition to be aware of; she insists and ask first, and xiao is still allowed to say yes And no- and ~~~~this whatever closeness~~~~ xiao is reluctant to provide and its only to lumine's promptings in their friendship he accepts it, and felt warm enough to reach out if not in a ghostly touch.

very specifically, i love to see them not so in love with each other- i mean they can fall in love anytime (and in my interpretation they're a lot slower than yours in development but still a path to qpr eventually). i see their relationship as,... very fragile, but very grounding. its this small important part of their life they can shed their masks and be vulnerable like your recent fic to find each other's answers and resolve through it together because they're the Only two people of this world to understand (aside aether, aside all ppl xiao lost) that makes their dynamic so meaningful and i hope more ppl can see that side of them. ao3 user anomaly98 this is why YOU GET MEEEEEEEEE

deep breath.

if you do not wish to be found i will not search please know my inbox is always here i will welcome you with open arms <- pretend im saying this like Really Dramatically real somber real like. idk. like the way an ancient narrator begisn the story and reads the prophecy THAT kind of drama thats the vibe

its okay i would simply never assume u were a prick and i 100000% understand the insecurity that comes with enjoying certain aspects of ships and ESPECIALLY insecurity rooted in Being Aromantic and Enjoying Things In An Aromantic Sort Of Way like ive gotten way better its prob the only reason im able to write them how i want now but i ABSOLUTELY have been there i Understand

lonely but surrounded is SUCH a good way to put it. i genuinely do think lumine is close with a LOT of the others, i think she has a lot of trust and care for them, but its not the same. its not the same depth, not the same commitment, you're SO right comparing it to like. idk !!! idk. lumine once had aether who understood everything so easily and xiao had the other yakshas they both had a family, once, they both had people who understood, once, and now no matter who they love and trust in that matter they are alone. and that's something i love so much about the dynamic i envision for them, the fact that they're able to share such a unique loneliness, the fact that in not being understood by anyone around them they're able to understand each other. there's a level of distance and disconnect between them and those around them that doesn't exist with the other. its SO fucking important to me.

xiao is SO often depicted as being either a) very protective, strong, unbreakable etc or b) very vulnerable and fragile and i fairly often see fics of like. one of them protecting the other, almost? or less that but fics where the dynamic is Skewed, where one of them has the Role of protector and the other the Role of protected, where those roles are set in stone. and i think them being on the same wavelength, capable of protecting each other at any point, equally capable of either- that's so fucking important to me. it's not just that one of them is vulnerable, its that they're vulnerable with each other. it's not just that one of them will fight, it's that they'll fight for each other and fight together. it's equal. it's shared. so much between them is shared. their loneliness, their otherness, the unique way they feel about each other, their grief.

"i love to see them not so in love with each other" no bc this FUCKS. in my little brain i imagine it still takes time but i do definitely write it as being faster, and i think i imagine it as faster too? less rushing into it or any sense of need to be closer and more of just clicking so quickly, so easily, that what follows feels natural. "very fragile, but very grounding" is another REALLY good way of putting it your MIND oh my GOD!!!!!

idk just. for me so much of it is the small moments? sometimes when im walking out in the preserve the wind is cool and the air is fresh and the sun is warm and i think oh, this isn't so bad. this is lovely. and that's the kind of vibe i try to go for with them. contentedness over happiness, smaller gestures over grand ones. a quiet kind of love.

okay im losing my entire thought process idk that i had one to begin with admittedly but yknow. time to think about them for 120 billion years and never ever stop i wish iwasnt so tired id try writing more Literally Right Now. might try anyways and channel the sleepy into some sort of rly peaceful early morning/late night scene who knows

#parasocial bestie tag #<- that's you now until i come up w/ something better LMAO #xiaolumi #<- and THATS so i dont lose this

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itspileofgoodthings · 2 years

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Schmidt opening the door and suddenly seeing Cece after expecting her to be miles away and then immediately asking her if she’s in love with him and when she says yes proposing on the spot—no plan, no fuss, no preparation, exactly as both of them are— is more romantic than every long drawn out proposal storyline combined.

#schmidt x cece #i have always hated the current culture around proposals #the fuss about the plan or the place. i get so IMPATIENT with all of it.#and frustrated with the way it overshadows both the question-asking part of it but also the WORDS. the declaration of love etc.#and i just------------------------------#schmidt's words and actions here are just breathtakingly the opposite of that #even though he can plan and fuss and be ridiculous with the best of them #it's just the core of his love and it's so DIRECT and he will SAY it and he will ASK it right there #because why wait???? 'this might seem impulsive but it's not. not for me. i've known since the minute i met you'#and it just killllllllllllls meeeeeeeee #also him shouting at everybody in the kitchen to PLEASE SHUT UP BECAUSE HE CAN'T HEAR THE ANSWER #and obviously it's funny and perfectly him but it's also so right because proposals are not performances. it's not a pre-written script #her answer is important!!!!!!!!!! and he is not going to assume it even though she just said she was in love with him.#he knows it's just about the two of them.#that other people are there is incidental #for real one of my favorite proposals of all time. definitely the best tv one i've ever seen #the certainty the knowledge the speed with which he acts #it perfectly echoes the first time he tells her that he loves her #it's the utter certainty and the utter vulnerability #and that combination is breathtaking

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chrisbangs · 3 years

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#😞😞#i miss him so much this is killing me dude LMAO 😭💔#plz come home soon..#i say this under every sungjin related post i make but ..... gah.......#☹️💖#he's excited by food and that's important to meeeeeeeee 😭💖

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littlelasagne · 3 years

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Are we going to have a new chapter this week?🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

I'm afraid not 😫 I've been slow and busy and every time I sit to write/edit I'm not very productive 😭 but I can share a lil bit of chapter 25's opening. It's not edited so pls excuse typos/grammar lol

I'll post more WIPs as I go, thanks for waiting for meeeeeeeee

Entering the office to his colleagues crowded around a computer wasn’t an unusual sight. Sometimes Petra needed Nanaba’s opinion on a dress, or Oluo showed them some idiotic video that made them cry with laughter. But when Levi entered the office with Erwin the morning after their ball trip, their laughter tumbled dead and Nanaba jumped for the mouse.

Levi knew what they were looking at.

“Oi.” He swiftly dumped his bag by his chair, carefully put his tea down and strutted over to Nanaba’s computer, all before they had a chance to disperse.

“Levi, it’s nothing!” Oluo said.

Petra leapt and covered the screen with her arms.

Nanaba couldn’t get the cursor there fast enough. Levi caught a flash of a pink backside through Petra’s arms. She moved her arms in resignation. Levi tutted.

It was his pink backside. At the bar. Niles’ skinny legs underneath.

“The fuck is this?” he managed.

“We were just having a look.” Nanaba was the only person brave enough to speak. “It’s quite funny actually.”

“Delete it. Now.”

“I-I can’t, it’s not mine, it’s being shared everywhere,” Nanaba said. She scrolled down the website, but Levi turned his head away as the pink flashed across the screen.

“Let’s see what happened, then.” Erwin made it over. “The mess I had to fix.” He gave Levi a look. It was neither disapproving nor positive.

“I said delete them.” Levi huffed.

“Is that Hange?”

“Wow, she’s brave.”

“She looks good!”

“Oh, she got Nile so good!”

“Scroll back up, go back, what does that comment say?” Erwin leaned over Nanaba’s shoulder, pointing with weird glee.

Nanaba struggled to get the words out through her giggling. “‘I’d let him smack me around’, ‘he can choke me any time of day–’”

“Shut it, stop it, fuck it, we’re stopping this right now,” Levi shoved Oluo out of the way and grappled the mouse from Nanaba. The two struggled for a brief, confusing moment. Levi won. He didn’t bother closing the window, he shut down the entire computer.

“Excuse me! I had work open!”

“Fucking weirdos, staring at my ass,” Levi muttered, neatening his tie and walking to his desk. “We have work to do, Oluo, fill me in on what I missed.”

They went back to their desks, Erwin to his office. The chatter died down and Levi was at peace again as Oluo listed off all the important thing Levi needed address. He could put the ball and Lara and Nile behind him. It was honest mistake, as Hange had said.

Eld entered the office, holding a bouquet of flowers. With every step, he crinkled the cellophane needlessly. Levi shuddered at the sound.

“Picked up these flowers from reception. ‘Thanks for the generous donation, Erwin and co.’,” Eld announced. “From a ‘Miss L. Tybur’. We got a vase up here?”

Levi shuddered even harder but tuned his mind to work. He turned on his computer when his phone flashed.

‘You were in london and you didn’t text me?! I’m offended! Had to hear from mother that you caused a scene as well. I’m doubly offended I missed that!!’ Frieda. With all the drama, he’d forgotten to reach out to her.

“Here you go, boss.” Eld placed the bouquet on Levi’s desk and wandered off without a second thought. Levi fumed. A bouquet of red tulips. Her favourite flower. And she loved them even more when he bought them for her.

He barely had a minute to process the thought when the office door slammed open. Petra jumped with a scream. Someone dropped their coffee on the floor and groaned.

“Levi!” Zoë Hange’s rude voice. What was she doing here now? They had just said goodbye at the coffee shop ten minutes ago. What could she have possibly gotten into? Levi spun in his chair to see her bounding over to him to like a puppy. A puppy carrying a potted plant that was taller than her.

“You’ll never guess what!” she gasped and scrambled to his desk. “There was this man with plants behind my building! Look, a monstera!”

“Is that a cheese plant?” Nanaba appeared out of nowhere, her elbows rested on the back of Levi’s chair.

“Wow, Hange, it's so big! How much did it cost?” Petra had joined the circus.

“Nothing! It was free – he had to get rid of them in a hurry… not sure why though.” Hange eyed the leaves. “You’re very beautiful and healthy, aren’t you? Don’t know why some silly man would get rid of you!”

“You took a two-metre cheesy shit plant off some dodgy hooded stranger from an alleyway, and didn’t think to ask why he was getting rid of them?” Levi narrowed his eyes. It was too early for Hange’s bullshit.

“Nope!” Hange laughed. “But I’m only here because Grisha won’t let me keep him in the building – health and safety or something… contamination… I don’t know – it’s not fair, what did this plant to do him? – anyway, I was wondering if I could leave Dr. Death here for the day.. He won't bother you, or contaminate your computers or whatever.”

“Dr. Death?” Levi rolled his eyes.

“Of course, Hange,” Nanaba answered warmly. “Pop him by Levi’s desk, and Levi will bring him home for you tonight.”

“Not touching that. Dunno where it’s been.”

“I sanitised the pot in the lab! With actual lab disinfectant! God, do you think I’m that much of an animal?” Hange groaned.

“Yes.” Levi rolled his eyes again, but softened as her eyes implored him.

“Please! It’s so heavy, and you were the one who insisted on walking to work this morning! I would’ve driven today!”

“Ask Erwin.”

“He’ll do it, Hange,” Nanaba reassured. “You can put Dr. Death down.”

“Oh, Levi! You’re the best! I knew I could count on you!”

Hange placed the plant next to Levi’s desk with utmost care, then did something so brazen, so bizarre, and so unnecessary. She hugged him. In front of the entire office. She crouched to his level and squeezed hard, then squished her cheek against his. Then, as if nothing happened, she turned and left, saying goodbyes or something to the others, Levi wasn’t sure. He couldn’t hear a thing, he couldn’t think, all he could do was grab his tea and hide behind it.

He swivelled his chair to face his computer. Someone chuckled from the other side of the office, but no one dared say a thing.

“How sweet of you,” Nanaba whispered in Levi’s ear, then flicked the back of his burning neck.

#anon asks #bmo #WIP #levihan #i'm so busy #got 4 bdays and a wedding coming up #so lots of travelling and busy weekends #oh wait my dads bday as well #5 BDAYS WHY IS EVERYONE BORN NOW LOL #woe is me #im also sick thankfully i tested neg for covid #woe is really me

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Bad Batch thoughts & predictions Ep 12

Continuing these written reactions/predictions somewhere cause itd be fun I think to see what actually ends up happening and remembering what I thought at the time so im dumping it here, youre welcome. (Feel free to discuss if you want) if you want to keep up with it im gonna be tagging these as #jay rambles about bb

- So I sort of expected it by the end of last episode but it seems like last episode was a start of an episode arc about hera's family, which, for rebel's fans I'm sure it's cool and exciting and maybe answers some questions or will actually show things discussed in rebels maybe, but as someone who hasn't seen rebels yet, I really hope this episode and the next few have more bad batch screentime, cause we were a little robbed last episode lol (but in a way I do still enjoy this stuff too, because im sure when I DO watch rebels it'll make the experience better). -- I'm not disliking this arc or anything, but up to this point we've kind of had almost mandalorian style 'one episode one adventure' sorts of episodes, and personally I really hope we get more of that (which I think we will), because while this is all new content and everything, we all have to admit clone wars had some less interesting filler arcs here and there, and I just hope bb doesn't fall the same way (across all of its seasons, im not very concerned about it so far from what we've seen of season 1) because if there is filler, I'd rather sit through a couple of the one episode stories, rather than a 3-4 episode story that takes nearly a month to get through if im disliking it, mostly for the fact that even if we got those 1 ep fillers, its more stories and more likely I'd like at least one. ---kinda rambling about this unnecessarily atm cause while again right now I think bb is fine, I just want the future to be that way too. - fffff every time I see howzer on screen I think of that fucking audio thats "here comes the boy, hello boy~" and honestly can you blame me he is so precious like ugh I swear dave you better be nice to him -- YOU CAN TELL HE FEELS SO BAD AND GUILTY LIKE IT HURTS - hey admiral can you not be MEAN to howzer when he is trying to be fucking helpful -- ;-; BRO im saying it so much already but I feel so bad for howzer like dude someone help him --- imo it feels like its sort of setting up howzer for something more important in the show kinda, at least for his character. Like we can clearly tell he doesn't really agree with the empire and I think they're going to do something with that. He's probably undercover for someone against the empire but I get the bad feeling they're gonna pull a Fives and have him go against the empire and help everyone else somehow but then he will probably end up dead because we cant have nice things. - hello cross... bet you wont be saved this episode - Ok good, some more bad batch here already. -- ALSO GONKY BEING DEFECTIVE!!!! EVEN GONKY IS DEFECTIVE LIKE BB THATS SO CUTE! - uh, im not the only one getting the leia transmission vibes from hera, right? -- ok, again I haven't seen rebels so I dont know BUT if hera has the ability to talk to bb, couldn't she have done so in rebels? Yeah she's older and im sure better at fighting and defending herself and all that, but wouldn't it still be possible for her to have gotten in some kind of rough situation in Rebels to ask for bb's help again? I super doubt bb made any appearance of any kind in Rebels, so doesn't that imply that she lost communications with them? What happens to bad batch >> - bad batch not wanting to help but because omega really wants to you can see its making hunter soften up and I appreciate it - bruh what??? Taa is dead af, like theres no way the show is gonna pull some magic and be like 'oh yep here he is' thing??? Like this has to be a lie, but even then, what even is the plan here?? Saying "oh hes recovering" well he can't be recovering forever, how does that seem like a good plan to lie about that?? People are gonna find out?? - "Great just what we need" from Wrecker about crosshair MAKES ME ANGRY LIKE??? YES?? DONT BE MAD AT HIM ITS NOT HIS FAULT??? SAVE YOUR FUCKING BOY??? -- oooo then the rest of bb doesn't comment about it literally gsjrkgbdkfbg why do they not care about him???? Like it seems they legitimately dont care about crosshair, even though theyve been together for so long like even before the show came out they

had history together and were all really close. I know people argue "oh well its just difficult to save him and its unrealistic for them right now" but so what? Even if they aren't trying to save him they should at least CARE about him. --- Which is also like the thing with echo and fives!!!! Like Echo didn't seem to care much at all when Rex mentioned fives even a little! Or even about seeing Rex that much!! Dave I'm gonna need some answers my guy, cause you humanized these characters but then you dont make them act that way so like whats up. - Lucky hunters abilities came in handy - Back to crosshair for a second im predicting they 100% arent saving him this season. There was a poster released part way through the season and he's not even on it... makes me so sad. - "I'd do the same for you." ;-; that didnt need to get that deep - CROSSHAIR BETTER NOT START SHIT WITH HOWZER - Howzer helping Hera's parents or at least implying that is good but that also means im right so far and therefore worried >> -- HES GOING TO GET FUCKING CAUGHT I BET TALKING TO THEM LIKE THIS AT SOME POINT AND HOW MUCH DO YOU WANNA BET ITS GONNA BE CROSSHAIR THAT CATCHES HIM --- Cham stfu its literally so obvious that howzer is trying to be genuine, also if he's kind of undercover for him like what the fuck do you expect howzer to do if he has to play along with the empire to keep his cover?? "Won't make that mistake again" Fuck off like honestly. ---- #stopbeingmeantohowzer2021 - "A little help" and the gentle "Hey" ahh love it - I'm really enjoying this whole them fighting in the ships sequence - "Stay here and guard the capitol" SCARES ME -- Please for the love of god bad batch don't get howzer killed --- or plot B Bad batch maybe run into howzer but save him and take him with you at least temporarily ---- oh god.... bb is helping heras parents escape and that means howzers gonna get in trouble.../probably replaced by crosshair - Crosshair is smart but thats also badddd - The scene of howzer and crosshair looking at each other is killing meeeeeeeee - Ohhh is howzer gonna stop them before they go out the door? -- YES HE IS SEE WHAT A GOOD BOY HE IS - (please fucking listen to him I beg) - Aw dude I just had a thought that breaks my heart... howzer cares about his squad and "trying to get through to them" but what if his squad is clones as well and the chips... that hurts me so badly... -- Like we all know howzer is a sweet boy by now but ughhh like the thought that he doesnt want to leave them even though they are doing whats wrong shows just how much he cares and I really hope he doesn't get into trouble because of what he's saying to them, but you know he totally would do it because he seems to care about them so much and :( bad batch more like sad batch --- This is the kind of compassion I wanted from bb for crosshair hunter kind of looks back at howzer as they leave him and I doubt itll mean anything but I really hope that maybe seeing how much howzer cares will make hunter care a little too... - *sigh* howzer is getting left behind by them which we know why but yeah... now he's definitely going to be in trouble... I just hope they don't hurt him... - OH GOD HOWZER BABY DONT -- He's making a speech and I know he's trying to sway them but you know damn well this is gonna go so badly for him because of the chips and crosshair is watching so you know howzer is gonna get fucked here and I know what hes trying for but I really wish he didnt just do that because now its blatantly obvious he's gonna be against them ;-; - Wow ok im kinda shocked people are siding with him (I guess cause theyre not all clones right) but I feel so bad for themmmmm - Crosshair missed multiple shots? Uh what? I didnt think that was possible lol - bb please come back for howzer and the others at some point.... -- I guess maybe if hera's parents are going to organize rebels against the empire maybe they will help them but I somewhat doubt it... - Ok I know that crosshair requesting to hunt them was supposed to be this big moment and all but I

can't help but feel like its a little underwhelming (but dont get me wrong still cool vibes) because he's kind of already been doing that anyway?? Or has tried to several times?? So I don't get why its a big deal, however, I do have a possible prediction: We know that bb got their chips removed, (crosshair doesn't, I know that) and so that eliminates the idea that they will get caught and actually go bad like crosshair, but it does leave a possibility where maybe they get captured and then *pretend* to be bad? And that could lead to a better possibility of helping crosshair (they wont) or maybe howzer and the other rebels or something? Cause I also feel like its significant that they brought up how the war will eventually come to them and bb will be a part of it no matter what eventually, and it makes obvious sense theyd be on the rebels side of it, so maybe something like that goes on, idk.

#bad batch #bad batch spoilers episode 12 #I would still die for howzer honestly he just continues to prove he is the sweetest boy #tcw spoilers #jay rambles about bb #star wars #the clone wars #bad batch spoilers #the bad batch

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nexuschampion · 4 years

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GUESS WHO GOT A BRAIN WORM AND GOT A MINUTE TO WRITE A THING!!!!

It meeeeeeeee!!!! *frizbees a thing atchu that relates to some plotting we did like 5ever ago but since it’s more future tense idk if u wanna post it yet. U r ok to hang on to this for a bit until we get to this part in RP land if u want. Or u can just post it now lol

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2:19 AM

It was so late into Wednesday night that it had become Thursday morning when Shadow’s phone lit up in the dark. A cheery chime dragged her head off its pillow and she groaned at nothing in particular, rubbing the sleep from her eyes with a yawn. It was Mikey. She didn’t need to be able to read the too-bright screen to know that. And if it was this hour of the night, then she did need to be able to read the screen to find out why.

There was just one emoji. And Shadow blinked at it a few times before rubbing her face again and dragging herself out of bed, gut already starting to twist. This wasn’t uncommon anymore. Not since the first time. Every time was still a bit nerve wracking. A bit out of her comfort zone. But she knew it was important to him and truth be told, it was growing to be important to her too. She just wished she felt more comfortable and confident doing it.

2:36 AM

The couch had been pulled out, their new one that now also converted into a bed. Fresh sheets, pillowcase, and a couple soft and friendly-looking stuffed animals adorned the make-shift bed. Shadow stood in the kitchen, hair pulled up in a ponytail, Kraft mac-n-cheese coming together on the stove. A fluffy towel and some gentle soap waited next to the bathtub.

You never knew what was going to come through the window. Shadow was learning how to be prepared.

2:52 AM

The window slid open and Mikey was finally home. Shadow sat on the corner of the pull-out bed and waited while their guest was gingerly maneuvered through the window too. He was little. Puffy faced. Clinging, and not because of the aerial entrance. He didn’t look too dirty, a little smudged here and there, but he was hungry. Shadow set Mikey and little Donovan up at the table with a bowl and a spoon each, the hug and kiss served with it was a Mikey Special though.

They all spoke quietly. Spoons clinked and clacked until the midnight snack was gone. Shadow tried to clean his little face but Donovan wasn’t keen on having a stranger in his personal space, so she left the task to Mikey. The two boys set up shop in the pull-out bed, Mikey introducing their guest to his cotton-stuffed bedfellows before slipping out of the room to take a quick shower.

Left alone with the small boy, Shadow knelt down at the foot of the bed. Donovan hugged a rabbit to his chest and looked at her with big, shy green eyes.

“Hey buddy. What would you like to eat for breakfast tomorrow?”

He squeezed the bunny tighter and gathered up a floppy puppy as well, holding both like life rafts. Leaning her chin on the bed, making herself smaller, she looked up at the ceiling with a comically exaggerated thinking face.

“Hmmmmmmmm... what do little boys eat? Do little boys eat... grass?”

Donovan shook his head emphatically. “Do little boys eat... paper?”

He shook his head again, squeezing his new friends. “Do little boys eat... turtles? Should we fry up Mikey for breakfast?”

He shook his head again but she did notice the corners of his eyes crinkle, so she pressed on with that one. “Is it because he’s so big? You’re right, you’re right, he’d be too big to eat for breakfast. What if we just eat his toes for breakfast?”

Donovan giggled and shook his head again. “No? No, you’re right. He doesn’t even wear shoes! His feet are probably really dirty. We can’t eat those for breakfast. What... about... his... ears?”

Another little giggle, another emphatic shake, and this time he spoke up. “How would we eat his ears, because he doesn’t even have ears!”

Shadow nodded sagely, as if he had just dispensed some deep wisdom. “You’re right, you’re right. We couldn’t eat his ears if he doesn’t have ears. What about his pants?”

“But he doesn’t HAVE pants!”

Shadow gasped and placed a hand on her chest, really hamming up her shocked expression. She whisper-screamed an incredulous “what!?” and then placed the back of her hand against her forehead. “No pants? No. Everybody wears pants! He can’t Not have pants! I think you’re being silly. Of course he has pants!”

“No!” Donovan giggled and put the puppy down, pointing at the bathroom. “He didn’t wear pants today!”

Shadow leaned in a little, still giving him plenty of room, so she could whisper at him again. “Do you think he forgot to put them on?”

Donovan nodded and giggled, and Shadow nodded along with him. “Ok, so we can’t eat HIS pants for breakfast. Maybe we should another turtle’s pants for breakfast. Do you think we could find a turtle in Central Park and eat his pants for breakfast?”

“Turtles don’t wear pants.”

Shadow opened her mouth, took a breath, and then furrowed her brows and sat up so she could rub her chin thoughtfully. “Now wait a minute... wait a minute... isn’t Mister Mikey a turtle? Do you think maybe that’s why he doesn’t wear pants?”

Donovan nodded and giggled again, finally taking the lead in the conversation. By the time Mikey exited the shower and re-entered the living room, Shadow was sitting on the bed listening intently as Donovan chattered away about his preschool class and how it wasn’t fair that nobody liked “dan-lions” because they were his third favorite color.

She leaned into Mikey without looking as he came up beside her, one hand on her shoulder. They listened to Donovan’s enthusiasm, Shadow doing her best to keep her eyelids from drooping. But as if by some telepathic magic, Mikey seemed to sense her struggle and he scooped her up in his arms. The action startled Donovan into pausing his story and Mikey flashed him a huge smile and a wink.

“I totally agree with you bud, and I’ll be right back so you can keep telling me all about it. But this pretty lady needs to get to bed since she has to work in a few hours. So I’m going to tuck her into bed and then I’ll be right back. Ok?”

Donovan nodded and squeaked out a shy little “ok, nite-nite,” over his new stuffed rabbit. Shadow waved a sleepy goodbye and wished him a good nights sleep before being whisked away to their bedroom. She really did have every intention to talk to Mikey, ask if he was ok, hug and kiss him and make sure that the night hadn’t been too harrowing. It was never a good sign when they had a one-night foster child... but the alternative was worse. So for good and bad they would house this peanut until relatives could be located. And she really wanted to make sure to tell Mikey that Donovan should go to the bathroom before settling in for bed. But it was early. Really early. And almost as soon as the blanket had been pulled over her shoulder the world went dark and she was fast asleep.

Mikey could handle things until morning. He always did.

And he always would.

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//we aren’t the best at sticking to timelines are we lol? And we can try to do some rp but I've got at least another week of pure chaos and destruction left so no promises in quality or time heheheeh :D

Michelangelo loved his wife. Not just because of all the obvious reasons, but also because she entertained his wildest ideas. He loved her because she willingly rolled out of bed in the middle of the night and entertained traumatized, exhausted children that he dragged into their home after rescuing them from varying levels of horrific situations.

He loved her because she didn’t question him about it.

That night it didn’t take him long to make the call. There would be no police or social warriors stepping in for this kid. If he had relatives anywhere that were still alive they would be dead soon.

By the time he got the kid out and somewhat calmed down he’d had plenty of time to consider what he was doing. How wrong it was. But also how right. He knew Shadow was going to hate him for what he was about to do. But of all the outcomes he’d been expecting this was not one he’d even imagined and it gave him more hope than anything else. He didn’t know why, it wasn’t like it was a solution.

The boy was distracted by being on the top of the tallest building he’d ever been on, gazing out above the city. Wide eyed and gripping the rails with white knuckles showing his not so subtle fear, he seemed to have let go of his trauma for wonder lust for the moment.

“Hey kiddo. Want to go to my place and get something to eat and have a nice, safe night?”

The boy didn’t answer. Mikey nudged him. “Tired? Your eyes are drooping.”

He nodded a tiny bit.

“Come on. Ready for another ride?” The boys eyes it up. “We’ve got a few blocks to go to my place where a super nice lady is going to have something to eat and a nice bed ready. Can you hang on that long? It’s going to be really scary!”

Based on the first ride they’d taken he’d noticed the boy was entranced by the thrill rather than terrified. He hoped another trip would give him enough of a rush of adrenaline to let him to crash into sleep in the late hour. A huge trauma followed by the ride of a lifetime twice in a row should be more than enough to put out such a tiny kid for a good long while.

After they reached home, had some food and he left the boy with Shadow for a bit to take a shower, he eventually coaxed the kid to sleep. He didn’t leave the bed all night out of fear. He hadn’t slept at all when his wife sidled up to him and kissed him good bye for the day. He hated himself both because he knew he was hiding the truth and because he loved her for being so kind to the boy that it hurt.

Ever since he’d met Shadow he felt far more often than he cared for that every kiss or hug might be the last. Because one of them might die in their mutually precarious lines of work or because either of them crossed a line the other couldn’t accept. Though each were equally likely he was always convinced that it would be him that would either kick the bucket or cross the line first. And he was pretty sure he’d just done it and felt horribly about it.

But it also felt like the right thing to do. Even if it meant she hated him for it. By mid morning the kid still wasn’t awake so he ninja’d his way to the kitchen and called her, cementing the memory of seeing her happily sitting with Donovan the night before like it would be his last treasured memory of her.

“Hey.”

“Hey babe. Things okay?”

“Yeah. Things are great. Totally awesome. Kids still asleep. Things are cool.”

“I know that tone. What’s wrong?”

He was quiet for a long time. He wanted to tell her face to face but he didn’t think he could bear to.

“Mikey?”

He took a shaky deep breath. “I’m sorry Shadow. I’m so sorry.’

“Mike?”

“I couldn’t help it. I really couldn’t. I don’t know what to do.”

“I’m coming home. Just stay there.”

“No, please. No. I just can’t tell you face to face. I’m a coward. You know that.”

“Michelangelo Hamato you are anything but.”

“No, I am. Because I can’t bear to see your face when I tell you … I can’t bear see the moment I fuck everything up.” He was quiet again for a few long moments as he glanced over the boy sleeping soundly, building up the courage to just say it. She would understand he also couldn’t tell her because he didn’t know what she would do.

“The kid? He’s a Morinaga. I saved him from the Foot last night before they knew he was there. They….Leo. …will be coming for him eventually. Once they realize. . . .they missed someone.”

#fallacy of devotion #accioturtur:donovan #don't remember everything we talked about #so maybe i shouldn't have had him spill the beans so soon #but he's terrible with secrets so...#He wouldn't be able to keep it from her for long anyway #submission

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psyncin-in-the-restrain · 4 years

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Earlier today, I said I was going to explain my canon divergent Saito and why Date and Saito are considered completely different people in the main verse. I decided to try and do a compact version of the story, which means I’m going to be either exaggering parts or making some parts sound extremely stupid.

This is just the events before the main game’s story. I’ll definitely compile multiple posts about this because of how lengthy these will get, but this is just the beginning.

Oh, and there’s mature stuff in here, like gore and whatever. So fair warning (not really fair. It’s unfortunately quite general, because I’m trying to keep it clean for the kiddos).

SPOILERS UNDER THE READ MORE CUT

Saito Sejima (the boi I play) is born with his brain not producing enough oxytocin as the average human. Which means if you want to get freaky with him, he’s going to punch you.

He lost his mom when he was born, so his dad is probably going to find a new girl to knock up. So his dad found Manaka Iwai and they had Iris.

Saito didn’t appreciate his dad loving another woman, so he stabbed Manaka multiple times. At least Hitomi and Renju (two friends of Manaka who will be important later) took Iris in before Manaka died.

So Sejima (yeah, his dad’s name is So. What of it.) got Rohan Kumakura (some mafia boss) to hide Manaka’s body. Before burying her, Rohan thought Manaka had pretty eyes and decided to keep her right eye.

Saito: SO WHO WANTS TO TALK ABOUT MURDER?

Rohan: Can I keep their right eyes?

Saito: Of course you can, you sick bastard! :D

Rohan: That’s Cyclops Serial Killer to you.

Saito: Ok boomer.

Enter Hayato Yagyu, a damn good detective with a hella voice that I bet you helps him stay on the government’s good list cause he’s a detective by day and an assassin by night. And whenever he’s convicted, he just has to talk and everyone swoons him not guilty.

Rohan: I heard you talkin’ shit, son. Work for me. I’ll even call you Falco to make you sound cool.

Yagyu: Okay.

Hitomi: *exists* Uw U

Yagyu: Well damn

Rohan: Fuck that. Kill her and her daughter

Shizue, aka Boss: Like hell he will. PSYNC WITH ROHAN AND SWITCH BODIES TO LEAVE YOUR OLD LIFE OF CRIME, FALCO.

Yagyu, aka Falco: //Naked Snake voice/ Got it, Boss.

Falco!Rohan, Rohan inside Falco’s body: YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPAHS //runs away/ NOW TO TAKE HITOMI’S EYE

Rohan!Falco, Falco inside Rohan’s body: gdi //shoots Hitomi’s arm/

Hitomi: Ow //gracefully falls to the ground/

Boss: TIME TO ARREST A MOTHERFUCKER

Rohan!Falco: You mean Saito?

Saito: Not if I arrest you first.

Rohan!Falco: How the hell did you do that?!

Saito: Now switch bodies with meeeeeeeee

Saito!Falco: That’s not how vibe checks work. //RUNS AWAY/

Rohan!Saito: FUCK

Boss: You okay, Falco? Saito!Falco: I’m... sorry?

Boss: Just kidding. You’re Kaname Date.

Saito!Falco, aka Kaname Date: Oh, okay cool.

Pewter: This is Aiba. She’s going to be able to kick your brain if you don’t get along.

Date: Sounds like my kind of gal.

Rohan!Saito: Ugh. Lame. They thought I’m crazy. SHOKO, SWITCH BODIES WITH ME.

Shoko: lol wut

Shoko!Saito: Neat, I have breasts.

Rohan!Shoko: //SCREAMS and suicides off building/

Shoko!Saito: Hey Renju, wanna see my breasts?

Renju: It’s not like I haven’t seen them before.

Renju!Saito: lol thank you //stabs/

Shoko!Renju: //dies/

Renju!Saito: Time for REVENGE

#;; Psyche Out(ooc)#AI: The Somnium Files in a nutshell #AI The Somnium Files spoilers #aitsf spoilers #This is just the prologue oof

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sharperthewriter · 4 years

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Chapter 24 of SFV

Chapter 24 - Day 2: Passing Ships

(2:50pm)

"Here we are, Stoppable troops! South Dakota!" Kim exclaimed as the Stoppable-mobile crossed the state line from Nebraska to South Dakota. "We are going to enjoy a full week of family time and good turkey!"

She then asked her husband.

"Ron, can you check and see if the lemon squares are still good in the back?"

Ron peered his head and saw the container that had the squares.

"They're good so far, KS!" Ron replied.

"Good! We need to make sure they do not get smushed up by any means."

"So that means we're here?" Justin asked from the back seat.

"Nope!" Kim said with a smile, "We still have about 3 1/2 hours of driving left."

"AWWWWWWW!"

Both the Stoppable kids moaned in the back seat, for they were going to have to deal with nothing but the boring South Dakota prairie all around them.

(French Narrator: 30 minutes later)

The Stoppable-mobile continued its way onward up US 83 north to get to Murdo, which was an hour away from their current point. They had just passed the small 1,000-soul town of Mission.

Kim put her hands on the steering wheel, her fingers gripping the rubber. It was relatively peaceful in the van with the rest of the Stoppables sound asleep It seems that all of the issues of the first day and the whole issue with the camper's tire today was behind them.

All of a sudden, she then heard the motor of a convertible. She had not seen a car on 83 for a good solid 15 miles.

Huh? Who could that be in this patch of God-forsaken-knows where?

Looking behind her, Kim saw the convertible, red in color, coming from behind. It was going at least the speed limit, which was 65 miles an hour. The motor of the car didn't wake up the other Stoppables because they were in a deep sleep. The convertible finally caught up to the minivan in the other lane because a) there were no other cars around for miles and b) there was no solid line, so other cars could pass the Stoppable-mobile.

Kim then studied the well-built young man. She estimated him to be in his late-20s, early 30s, He was very well-built, toned, and muscular and was smiling at her. He was also wearing a white tank top to show off the said muscular frame of his and baggy jeans that were a size too big for him, for it showed off his green tartan boxers and he was wearing said jeans below his buttocks.

But the two physical traits that were a dead giveaway to whom he was were a) his blue eyes and b) those frosted tips that he still styled on his hair.

It can't be!

Kim couldn't believe her eyes. Deep within the recesses of her memory bank, she finally knew who he was.

It was none other than her old crush: Joshua Wendell Mankey. This was the first time in almost 13 years that the two had seen each other face to face.

Kim exactly recalled the last time she had seen...or heard about...Josh.

(late-March 2006)

It seemed so quiet and peaceful within the hallowed halls at Middleton High. Kim, a junior at that point like the rest of her friends, grabbed her books from her locker. She didn't have to worry much with cheer practice now that both football and basketball seasons were over so practices were scaled back to just twice a week as opposed to four times a week. But something else occupied the student body at the high school, a four-letter word that elicits beautiful dresses and young boys on the verge of becoming men in tuxedos in a matter of the next three weeks.

Prom.

Everyone else,especially the cheer squad, was trying to figure out who was going to date whom. The star QB, Brick Flagg, was absolutely no contest. It was Bonnie whom was going to take him to the prom, though she wished he would stop staring at the girl with the giant hoops at the mall. As for Jessica, she was with Steve Foley. And for Tara, she had Josh Mankey by her side. For Kim, though, she was SOL. Her missions of saving the world from maniacal villains with global conquest dreams left her very little time in the way of dating. Bonnie, of course, mocked Kim endlessly for this, but the redhead usually ignored her banter.

Jessica, that day, came up to Kim and asked, "Heya, Kim!"

"Hey, Jess! What's the sitch?" Kim asked.

"Oh, you know that we have that chemistry test coming up on Friday, right?" Jess questioned.

"Yeah, I recall Barkin saying something about that. No need to worry, though. I'm going to ace it!" Kim exclaimed.

"Well, I got a text from Ron saying that he may need some help studying." Jess said, pulling out a text from her flipphone of Ron asking for help.

"That's so not like him." Kim said, "He's usually...how do I put it in his words...chillaxin' to a Scamper and Bitey marathon or challenging Rufus to a nacho stacking contest at Bueno Nacho."

"He may have had a change of heart as of late." Jess replied. "He and Tara need help in Chemistry class: Ron from a D to a C and Tara from a C to a B. So I have come up with the idea of a study group to help the both of them out."

"Yes..." Kim replied, knowing that one of the only classes Tara was struggling in her junior year was Chemistry. "...that is a very excellent idea! Why don't we gather at my house for Thursday night before that test on Friday!"

"Sure! What about 6pm?" Jess asked for a time.

"Sounds spankin' to me!" Kim replied, "And can you send a text to her, Monique, Zita and Felix about it as well!

"Sure do!" Jess replied.

(A couple of days later)

"Do we have everyone on board?" Kim asked. It was Thursday evening in front of her house and the sun was going down.

"I'm more than ready to take on Barkin's Chemistry test tomorrow..." Ron said, holding his chemistry book, "...I hope." Rufus, from his pocket, was holding the periodic table.

"I think we do." Zita said. She looked around and saw herself, Felix, Kim, Ron, Monique and Jessica.

"Wait, girl, we're missing one!" Monique exclaimed, "Where's Tara?"

"Dunno...come to think of it, I haven't seen her at school all day." Jess added with concern for her cheer friend.

Kim then felt a rumble from her cell.

"I'll get that!" she said, opening up her phone.

It was a text from Tara saying: Kim, meet me in the treehouse at my house. Bring only Ron and Monique with you.

"Guess me, Ron and Mon will have to head to Tara's to see what's the matter with her." Kim said.

"But what about us?" Zita asked, looking at Felix and Jess.

"We'll meet you three at my room." Kim replied, "Right now, Tara's sitch is more important...whatever it is..."

(10 minutes later)

Kim, Ron, and Monique came to the Queen house. Monique was the first to knock on the door.

Mrs. Amelda Queen opened it.

"Oh heya, Mrs. Queen!" Monique said, waving her hand. "Is Tara around?"

Amelda said, sighing, "The poor thing has been in her tree house ever since last night. Me and Paul were trying to figure out what it was, but all we heard was sobbing from there."

"We'll investigate what it is that's bugging her!" Kim replied. "If there is anyone in our group that has known Tara longer, it's me."

The trio then reached the backyard where Tara's treehouse was.

"Tara? You up there?" Kim asked.

Her question was answered by the sound of sobs.

Recognizing the sound, the trio climbed up the stairs to where Tara was at.

"Tara? What's the sitch?" Kim asked.

Tara's normally carefully prepared wavy blond hair was all messed up. Tears were streaming down her face. She had eaten very little since last night.

"Hey...Kim..." the blonde cheerleader said with a sniffle, trying to wipe away her tars. She then tried to articulate a name.

"J...J...J...J..."

Tara then finally screamed it out loud.

"JOSH MANKEY BROKE UP WITH MEEEEEEEEE!"

She cried loudly into Kim's arms.

(5 minutes later)

After her crying subsided, Kim gave Tara another tissue. The latter blew into it and tossed it aside. Tissues were all over the place around the treehouse.

"He was kissing another girl during Spring Break while me and the family took him to the beach. Apparently Josh was more interested in girls wearing bikinis than my one-kini..." Tara explained, tears still streaming down her eyes, "When I confronted him about this at the hotel, he told me that our relationshp was done and told me to kiss a horse's butthole, to put it mildly. He transferred to Lowerton High after that."

Kim shuddered, "And to think...I had a crush on that blue-eyed cheat!"

(end of flashback)

And now, all this time later, the 'cheat' that she was referring to was now driving on a US highway, all muscular and making goo-goo eyes at her.

Kim then looked at the now-muscular Josh and then back at her husband, still asleep, picking his nose and eating the mucus in his mouth, unaware of what was going on with his wife.

Heya, Kim! It's been a very long while! Josh mouthed without articulating any sound.

Kim, an expert at reading lips, replied sternly, also not making a sound to wake up Ron.

What the Hell do you want, Josh? I do not have time for this! I am on vacation.

Wanna spend some time with me? he said silently.

Sorry, Josh, I'm taken! Kim replied with a sarcastic smirk, showing off her wedding band, Thanks for the offer though!

We'll see about that! Josh said with a wink of his eye as he pulled away from the Stoppable-mobile. The license plate, California by the design of it, had the plate of LUV ME on it.

Kim just gave a look of disgust and kept on driving the Stoppable-mobile.

#kim possible #fanfiction #stoppable family vacation

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