Gojo turning off his infinity and letting you hit him cuz he loves you (and knows he deserves it lol) 👉🏽👈🏽

But he also knows you’ll think it’s sweet he did that and end up forgiving him anyway (all part of his plan smh)

I see you people who like my Out-Of-Bounds Narrator!

Goodnight doodles!

Don't worry those who i've seen really like my gooey out of bounds narrator! I see you and i very much appreciate all your love and attention on this big boy! We all love a big softie 💕

I also want to thank the people in the reblogs and tags who want to put one of or both my sillies in their mouths and are shaking my posts vigorously!! Your tags are very funny and make my whole day, i'm glad i can make your day a little better in return!

Goodnight for now, take care! <3

Deuce x reader cafe dates are so slept on, it's criminal. Man canonically loves iced coffee! Plus, he 100% would ask for that foam art on your coffee (if you order hot coffee that is) in the shape of spade <3

THE BEST OF PRIORITY: MARS (PART 2)

Featuring: Cmdr. Sophie Shepard, Maj. Kaidan Alenko, Lt. James Vega, and Dr. Liara T'Soni With: The Illusive Man and Dr. Eva Coré Your vision is pathetically limited. You were a tool- an agent with a singular purpose. And despite our differences? You were relatively successful. But like the rest of the relics in this place, your time is over. Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021)

Also, before someone decides to argue, I am a NaruSaku and SasuLee shipper. I literally think Sasuke is queer, but that doesn't erase that some of y'all just hate women. Because there is sincerely nothing Sakura Haruno has done that she A) Hasn't shown growth and moved away from behavior wise B) That isn't nearly as close to the same level of bad that Sasuke, Itachi, Neji, Gaara, Obito, or even Naruto "Probably would have been the coolest guy" Uzumaki have done. But, people rush to defend them but cannot extend the same grace to Sakura who was just an annoying teen girl?

You don't have to like her, but some of y'all need to really reflect and realize your dislike of her is rooted in some base of misogyny and because a femme presenting woman dared to be close to your favorites; or for some that a not femme enough presenting woman dared to not kiss your power fantasy's feet. Ultimately, sexism is a disease and it's disturbing the hold it still has on the Naruto fandom.

“mm… little serpent?”

“y-yes?”

“you’re not very good at lying.”

with the rising fascism in the world, im not gonna trust any new medias with stories that make the villain an agent of chaos & terror while the hero/es fight to preserve the status quo.

honestly fine with gale as far as how he responds and feels about counter violence to the capitol like i get why katniss is like i hate how he treats innocent human beings like they’ve personally responsible for his suffering and doesn’t know about taking a life up close like she’s right but also he’s thinking big picture during a war and doesn’t help most of his thoughts about the capitol or said war are proven right - like when he’s like is it safe to have everyone gathered here at the hospital and katniss is thinking yeah this can’t be healthy or encourage healing and he’s thinking no they’re gonna be targeted bc they can’t run and are useless for capitol use and bam what happens. he’s right in his own way half the time but what annoys the fuck me about him is him being like so pushy about his feelings even when he KNOWS katniss is completely oblivious to that kind of stuff and keeps blindsiding her with it and getting mad at her for not knowing what to do with that info even with the fact that she found out at like. the worst time of her life when she was stuck in a situation she would have a very hard time getting out of safely with everyone she loves and holds it against her she cares about peeta at all and the whole you only care about me in pain and all i could think is i’ll never compete with how much pain peeta is in so i lost it’s like so you understand how katniss operates is mostly out of concern and worry romantically wise bc she hasn’t had a chance to care about this shit outside of like oh who i am hurting/killing with my choices and then are STILL like im gonna kiss her then stop bc she’s obviously not into it at the moment for the right reasons and it’s like kissing drunk i get he��s like a teenager and is a dumb shit but also leave that girl alone for the love of GOD

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[ 1.9k • Rated E • Not Archive Warnings • Status: complete • Relationships: Jing Beiyuan/Wu Xi ]

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Tags: Canon Compliant, Making Out, Jealousy, Possessive Behavior, dirty talk (or sort of,) First Kiss, Wu Xi is a seductress and is drunk… but NOT THAT drunk

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💌 Many thanks to my partner in crime and beta Moth!! // @lesbi-lan 💌

oh concrete stoop we’re really in it now

Sam teasing Shane about Mys all the time at work.

Mys: *enters Joja mart with a little lunch for Shane*

Sam: *nudges Shane* your girlfriend’s here.

Shane: *flustered growl* we’re just friends

Sam: you should ask her out!

Shane: No.

Mys: *finally walking towards them*

Sam: *grins* then I will.

Shane: *tries to trip him but misses*

Sam: hey mys! *wraps his arm around her* you look really pretty today.

Mys: thanks Sam ! *☺️*

Sam: I was thinking, you seem like a lot of fun to be around, maybe we could go on a date?

Shane: *glaring behind him now*

Mys: *😳; looks at sam, then at Shane, and back to Sam* I’d love to!

Sam and Shane: WHAT

Thoughts incoherent cuz it's too early for me still but hc that during Onslaught + Echoes Eight returns to the Empire but mostly to manage Jadus' financials and other garbage that he can't take care of all the way over in solitude, so he just returns to tend to his property and other shit, all the while playing the role of bereaved widower whose husband hasn't come back from the war so he can pretend he's too melancholic and aggrieved to get involved in current conflicts (liar). This of course, makes a lot of Sith fall for it bc when he starts swiping at his tears it gets really awkward, and it's a bad look if you ask someone's weeping spouse to fight for you instead when they're wailing about how they feel so unsafe and alone and they're just a weak little officer who needs a big strong Sith to protect them yet they will wait an eternity for Lord Jadus to return and oh woe.

The minute they leave, he drops the act.

The Frozen Live at the Hyperion where, while playing tag, Hans says “You’re so fast! You’re like a little squirrel!” to explain why he can’t catch Anna truly does live in my mind rent free. He looked at his tiny redheaded girlfriend scurrying around and went, ‘yeah, I know what this reminds me of’.

Not only was she okay with it, she agreed to marry him a matter of minutes later.

(Of note also, the ‘dance party’ she initiates and the fact his response to her going in for a kiss is to panic, drop to his knees, and propose marriage.)

so hoping cecil rolls up to the microphone mad as all hell next eppy

my most controversial star wars opinion is that i think lux bonteri is not a horrible concept per se but perhaps underutilised