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#he cant do this without deflecting. hes like haha its no big. haha sorry for getting killed
omegalomania · 2 years
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zontiky · 3 years
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au where lila is adopted imto the umbrella academy
*rubs my gay little hands together* heehee hoohoo
first off im gonna say sorry diego :/ 
KJRWKESFDHK JOKING IM JOKING SORRY
so lila grows up to be less of a manipulative shit bc she doesnt need it to survive or gain love from her parent
no thats not right
she receives real/”real” love from grace and reggie doesnt even pretend to give them love so unlike the handler who used love as leverage
so while lila is still cunning and sly and shit she also doesn’t try so hard to manipulate the hargreeves, bc, theyre her family
controversial take but i think lila and five would be close
this take is also hilarious but maybe only to me
both of them are good at getting things done and getting their way and also maybe it has smth to do with lila really liking how fives powers work?
it would really hit her hard when five leaves. bc that was her friend right there. maybe she and ben and/or vanya form a bond based on being bitter five left them behind
lila and ben would be a good friendship i would like to see it
six seven eight hanging out... hhh
OOOH MAYBE VANYA WOULD BE 8? because she’s powerless now? no no the number system existed before their powers came in nvm
its arbitrary so w/e lila’s #8 kjshssd
i think it’d once again be harder to blank slate vanya because,,  lila can use vanyas powers. she knows vanya has powers. maybe im not making any sense but also i just think it’d be nice for vanya to catch a break
maybe when little allie tries to rumour lila into forgetting lila pulls out that uno reverse card
or uno DEFLECT card lmao
but assuming vanya is still powerless, i still think vanya would have a bit of a better upbringing than canon
1) vanya has TWO other girls in the house who hang out with her and do girl things and yay sisters! 2) lila... gets it. her powers are reliant on the other’s powers. without them using their powers first, she basically has nothing. she gets it! vanya may be completely powerless but lila doesn’t have powers unless they’re training or they’re fighting and so vanya and lila would be close too
maybe vanya still gets some training bc of that! because if lila, part-time powerless, trains, and doesn’t use powers for half of battles, maybe vanya, “powerless,” can train and fight too
and i know this isnt a good thing bc like. hellooo child soldiers lmao?? but also vanya would feel like shes more of a part of the family and would have a friend by her side and maybe wouldnt even want to write the book in the first place
but also at the end of s1, when it’s discovered vanya DOES have powers, and they’re the most powerful of them all, actually, maybe lila grows bitter
i mean wouldnt you? the one person who was “less” than you, who you were better than in even the slightest way, is suddenly the baddest bitch around
so that sets up some interesting stuff for s2 haha
maybe ben doesn’t die
with another person on the mission, maybe somebody has his back. maybe ben doesn’t die
that’s assuming ben’s death was accidental tho bc we’ve all seen the death-by-horror-suicide theories
but anyway maybe lila stops ben’s death just by being there and fighting other people so ben has one more person covering him. maybe she’s there and it doesn’t matter and ben dies anyway. idk
if ben dies anyway then i think lila would be Extra Bitter but also really sad
five left her and now ben too? the people she cares most about keep getting torn away from her
and that’s not a good way to think because obviously her other siblings are hurting too, and theyre there with her too, and theyre there to do their best to support her in their own shitty way, and lila cares about them too...
but still. 
also tho lila and diego friendship... this is jumping back up a couple bullets back to before or right after five left
in s2 lila and diego both being in the asylum together would still be funny. lila pulls the bacon out of her sock and diego rolls his eyes and takes it, not even phased, because she’s been doing this for yearsss
ok if five doesnt leave and ben doesn’t die i think they might have a bit of a better life post-academy? but also if five does and ben does then i have no idea what lila would be
maybe she opens a shop
yeah i think that would be nice. lila’s store au JHSFKJHKSD
i think she might follow one of the siblings (diego or vanya) in their career paths bc its been drilled into her from the beginning that shes nothing without someone else to copy
maybe diego bc he still has powers... maybe she’d want to keep at least some powers
but if vanya didnt get suppressed or still got trained at least i think she’d go with vanya because they just do better together and diego is a bootlicker anyway /j but no seriously i get why he chose the police academy but also why not a fucking firefighter bitch?
FIREFIGHTER LILA. I LIKE THAT
maybe vanya plays in the orchestra and lila plays in a band
OK BUT IF BEN DOES DIE. maybe she follows klaus around for a bit because she cant bear to let ben go and when she copies klaus’ powers she can see him... even if just for a bit
that would impact ben’s arc a lot too because he’s not completely alone with only klaus, who is high out of his mind most of the time to keep him company, but also lila too, who i dont think would mess with drugs
so basically lila being added to the mix would mean everyone is just a little less alone i think
maybe luther is also less... mm idk how to put this
maybe he’s disillusioned a bit earlier regarding reggie? because he’s supposed to be #1 and the best but lila can do just what he can too. she can lift cars and throw people from buildings too. so how special is he really?
GOD i love thinking abt this. lila would impact all of their stories, in major or minor ways, and its really cool to explore how that would transpire
i think allison might also be a bit humbler before stepping into marriage in regards to using her powers
because if someone uses her own power on her as she’s growing up i feel like she’d learn that doing that has big consequences faster? maybe she’d still rumour her way into some roles or some classy interviews or just in general use her powers to help her career a bit... but i think with her knowing what its like to be rumoured she wouldn’t use it in personal situations. so maybe she wouldnt rumour claire.
maybe claire doesn’t exist at all bc it’s implied she rumoured patrick into falling in love with her :bonk: or maybe she still married patrick but later on because their relationship needs to develop first
oh also maybe pogo would be less of a BITCH in s1 because lila is persuasive tm 
yeah um thats all ive got alsfkds
THIS IS A FUN GOOD AU. i hope u like my Thoughts
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