the idea of quentin and steve hanging out in dead by daylight is already funny but when you factor in the difference between ‘horror boy who undergoes unimaginable suffering at the hands of freddy krueger 24/7’ and ‘horror boy who’s mainly there to be boyfriend material fanservice and get sexily beaten up once per season’ it becomes hilarious. like i’m not undermining what steve’s been through but if i was quentin i’d be foaming at the mouth
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Sexuality headcanons:
**I HAVE NOT READ THEIR LORE, I ONLY KNOW BASIC DETAILS**
Dwight — You cannot convince me this man is 100% straight. He's gotta be bi or pan or something
Claudette — a soft bisexual who adores frogs but doesn't make it her whole personality
Meg — she gives me straight vibes. Only a straight person would throw down Shack pallet at 5 gens.
Jake — Unlabled, he just doesn't care anymore. Whatever he feels he feels.
Nea — 1000% a lesbian. Hard-core lesbian.
Ace — He's bi. No way he's not.
Laurie — I don't know Laurie that well, don't come at me but I haven't watched the Halloween movies yet
Bill — I haven't played Left4Dead either but he seems straight
Feng — Bi but leaning towards women.
David — well he's confirmed gay so??
Tapp — aaa I don't know the licensed characters that well. He looks straight though. That pose in his profile is lookin a little suspicious but otherwise he's straight.
Ada — I love her but she's probably straight.
Rebecca — Why is this so hard?? Like I have no clue?? My gaydar is broken???
Kate — she's straight but not afraid to say when a gal is looking FINE
Adam — why do so many of them seem straight to me?? Is it just cause I don't know them that well?? Anyways Adam seems straight.
Jeff — he probably has a girlfriend that paints and loves his doggeh.
Jane — Bi, leaning towards men
Ash — I have no fucking clue.
Steve — a bisexual fucking wreck. Nancy? Pretty hot. Quentin? GODDAMN.
Nancy — Just like Steve. Steve? Pretty hot. But Robin???
Quentin — he's part of the trio. He's a bi mess, he likes Nancy (Holbrook) but Steve too, and it's just a mess.
Yui — hard-core lesbian.
Zarina — I know this isn't a sexuality but she seems like she's a demi-girl. Also probably but gay. She's just got that hair.
Cheryl — Cheryl just looks gay. She might have a boyfriend but maybe he's just a placeholder.
Felix — Happily bi. He had a wife that he loves very much but he's come to terms that he's never going to see her again(oh god the feels. I might start tearing up /gen) and he's also come to terms that he knows he likes men as well. He's bi but leans towards women.
Élodie — some form of gay, not particularly bi, but she definitely likes women.
Yun-Jin — a sassy gay woman.
Jill — again, I have absolutely no fuckung clue. She could like women but also maybe men?? Maybe??
Leon — fruity as fuck. How are you gonna be that sassy and sarcastic be be STRAIGHT?
Mikaela — she's a lil bit fruity. She's def said the phrase "you are what you eat" when someone called her a pussy
Jonah — straight. Only straight people or people who actually have something wrong with them like math.
Yoichi — he gives gay vibes.
Haddie — she seems fruity, I'm not sure to what degree, but she most likely likes women.
Vittorio — gay.
Edit: NEW CHARACTERS !! (edited Sunday, March 19th, 2023 at 9:52pm)
Thatalia — she seems pan
Renato — GAY ASF‼️‼️
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