It was on this very day that he was in fact not born but spawned in a dirty creek.

I loved the Tangled AU! Could you do a Once Upon A Time AU, please?

Absolutely!

Once Upon A Time AU

This ones a bit odd, but I actually love it. I loved this show. The first season, anyways. Once Upon A Time reminds me a little bit of me writing a fanfiction and then sort of being over it and fizzling out at the end.

But the first season is like... everything.

I love it so much.

Here we go!

Characters

Jack Kelly — Prince Charming

Katherine Plumber — Snow White

Racetrack Higgins — Emma Swan

Crutchie — Henry Mills

Joseph Pulitzer — Regina Mills

William Snyder — Rumplestiltskin

David Jacobs — Jiminy Cricket

Albert DaSilva — Ruby

Vince — Graham

Hot Shot — August

Medda — Granny

Sarah Jacobs — Abigail

Spot Conlon — Captain Hook

Hannah — Belle

Sniper — Neil

Romeo — baby Neil

Okay, so there’s a lot of characters with complicated backstories in this one. I’m only going to discuss a few of them this time around.

Racetrack Higgins (The Savior)

An orphan with a troubled past.

Race grew up in and out of orphanages and group homes, lost and alone

He is a stubborn, determined kid who grew up learning that he could rely on no one but himself

He’d always known he was different. He never fit in anywhere

He was a thief for more than half of his life and he got very good at pickpocketing and conning his way out of things

He grows up to be a bail bondsman

He’s kind of a badass.

On Race’s twenty fourth birthday, there’s a knock on his door just as he’s about to devour a single cupcake that he got after going out on a date with someone he met online which turned out to be someone he was looking for for his job

He finds a little boy with a brace on his right leg. He can’t be any older than seven.

The boy claims to be his son.

Race tries to explain that he doesn’t have a son. He never did.

The boy, who tells Race to call him Crutchie, tells Race that he didn’t know about him yet. But he tells Race that seven years ago, a girl gave him up. A girl named Anya.

The kid goes on about fairytales and how his adoptive father is truly evil and has trapped the town he lives in from its other world.

Race lets the kid in, a bit panicked for a minute before he regains control of himself and tells the boy he’s calling the police. Crutchie just tells him that if he does, he’ll tell the police that Race kidnapped him.

So, Race makes a deal with Crutchie. He tells Crutchie he’ll take him back, like the kid wanted him to, and he’ll listen to the stories that Crutchie had

Crutchie agrees

Race takes his supposed son back to this town. Storybrooke, Maine.

That’s when things begin to get crazy

Crutchie tells Race that he’s the product of true love, the son of Snow White and Prince Charming

Race doesn’t believe him. He tells him that he’s an orphan.

But the kid seems to know an awful lot about him.

Race gets sucked into this strange town after meeting the boy’s father who is odd and a little creepy

He does try to drive back to New York that night.

But he’s driven off the road by a wolf, crashing his car

He wakes up in a jail cell the next day and is stuck in this town. This town where time has just begun to move for the first time in twenty four years.

I could go on and on. Race goes and has been through a lot.

Katherine Plumber (Snow White)

a born princess and a born leader.

She had a happy childhood with her widowed mother up until it is announced that there is a stepfather coming into her life.

Her stepfather is a man she’d met before. Someone who used to be her friend. She indirectly killed the man’s first love

But she doesn’t know that

She just knows that they used to be friends

A couple months go by, after the wedding. And things are seemingly normal.

Until her mother dies unexpectedly.

And suddenly the man turns cruel and all Snow White has left to do is run as the man begins to try and kill him for killing his true love weeks before he was forced into a marriage he wanted no part of.

Snow flees to the woods, leaving the kingdom in the care of her stepfather, the Evil King Pulitzer.

She helps her people from the inside, per say, but is painted as a bandit by the royal castle and is hunted by the palace guards. She learns how to fight and steal and hide.

And one day, she steals from a prince. A very intriguing prince.

And a love story begins.

A prince and a disgraced princess. What could go wrong?

Eventually, the two are able to get married and expect a child.

It’s on the night that this child is born that the Evil King casts a curse over the land, trapping the kingdom in a land without magic, their prison being time as it does not move.

Not for 24 years.

In the real world, Snow becomes Katherine. Katherine Plumber. She’s a second grade teacher at the elementary school in town and a volunteer down at the hospital. Everyone adores her, except for Crutchie’s father, Mr. Pulitzer.

When Race meets her, she admits she’s the one who gave Crutchie the story book he’s become obsessed with. Race laughs and offhandedly asks her who she is in the book.

She says Snow White.

Race freezes for a moment but shakes it off.

Katherine likes Race. They end up becoming fast friends. Really close. And Kath eventually offers Race a place to stay after Race is kicked out of the motel he’d been staying at.

They become best friends.

She’s only twenty six.

Remember time’s frozen.

But Katherine is Race’s mother.

Just… neither of them know it.

Jack Kelly (Prince Charming)

A prince.

Well… sort of.

Born a peasant. He grew up on a farm. His father died when he was young. His mother was all he had.

Or so he thought.

But let’s not get into that now. What’s important is that Jack makes a deal with the Dark One. Pretend to be a prince, and his mother can live out her days on their farm.

He took the deal when he was seventeen.

He hates it.

The king hates him. Tries to torture him in fact, but cannot kill him, as he already lost what he calls his real son.

In reality, it was Jack’s twin brother, whom he was separated from at birth.

The king resents him but forces him to look and act the part, eventually promising him to marriage.

Jack doesn’t fancy his wife to be, but agrees, if only to get away from the king.

While on a trip with this insufferably dull woman, their carriage is robbed. By a single thief. A thief who Jack tackles to the ground.

It’s a woman.

A woman who gives him a scar on his chin by hitting him with a rock and running away.

But Jack doesn’t give up that easily.

He tracks down this thief who has taken a very valuable ring. His mother’s ring.

His name is James. He hates it. He’s called Jack for short to those who know him.

But Snow never calls him that.

“Charming” suits him.

After several adventures with this woman, ones where she saved his life and he saved her’s, after waking her from a sleeping curse, they get married and are expecting a baby.

That night, a curse falls over the land.

As Jack is rushing his newborn baby, Tyler James, to safety, he is stabbed. And he passes out just as the world goes dark.

In the real world, he is a John Doe in a coma at the hospital that Katherine volunteers at.

She reads to him every night.

And when he wakes up, he can’t remember a thing.

He has a wife. A wife thats not Katherine.

But he can’t help but see Katherine anyways.

And that stirs up trouble for the towns golden girl.

Eventually, Jack meets Race. A for a second he remembers.

And then Pulitzer is there to take it all away.

But Jack and Race are practically inseparable after that and end up becoming sheriffs of the town.

Jack is twenty eight.

Okay, since there’s so many characters and so many intricate storylines, I’m gonna stop at these three (my favorite three) for now.

I have another ask for this RP in my asks so I’ll dive a little more into a few other characters (or more on these ones) then. But if y’all wanna hear about specific characters or wanna see some scenes from the show, just let me know!

I do love the idea of this RP…

For more RP’s check out my list here!

Star, February 10

Cover: Hollywood Therapy Confessions 

Page 1: In her new memoir Jessica Simpson reveals the terrifying depths of her drug and alcohol abuse and how she came back from the abyss 

Page 2: Contents, Duchess Kate 

Page 3: LOL! -- Teen Wolf star Colton Haynes finally discovered Amazon, Word of the Week -- finasco, according to Bachelor hopeful Hannah Ann, Loser of the Week -- Mr. Peanut, Winner of the Week -- Derek Jeter was unfazed that his election to the Baseball Hall of Fame wasn’t unanimous, snowboarder Shaun White dropped the price of his Malibu home from $12.75 million to $10.9 million 

Page 4: As shocking new evidence comes to light Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli’s future is looking dire 

Page 5: Kirstie Alley -- why I haven’t dated in 20 years, Adam Driver is Hollywood’s latest golden boy but he’s struggling to cope with fame, Ozzy Osbourne has Parkinson’s Disease 

Page 6: Caitlyn Jenner has long been at war with the Kardashians clan but behind the scenes it turns out she has one ally in the family -- Kanye West, Ryan O’Neal’s sad last days, Star Spots the Stars -- Ashlee Simpson Ross and Evan Ross, Jason Priestley, Courtney Love, La La Anthony, Awkwafina, Rocky Barnes 

Page 8: Star Shots -- Lupita Nyong’o at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival, Jason Priestley and wife Naomi and their kids Dashielle and Ava at Cirque du Soleil’s Volta, Drew Barrymore celebrated her new syndicated talk show at an industry event 

Page 9: Hugh Jackman in New Orleans on the set of Reminiscence, Rami Malek and Lucy Boynton strolling in NYC

Page 10: Liv Tyler on her way to Jimmy Kimmel Live, Eva Longoria at the Producers Guild Awards, Rebecca Romijn and a dog 

Page 12: Uma Thurman and son Levon at the Dior Haute Couture show in Paris, Robert Downey Jr. at the Dolittle press conference, Bella Hadid on the catwalk during the Alexandre Vauthier fashion show 

Page 13: Kelly Rowland grocery shopping

Page 14: Jonathan Scott and Zooey Deschanel ahead of her ‘80s-themed 40th birthday, Pink and her kids Willow and Jameson at Disneyland, Josh Gad and Kristen Bell reteam for an animated sitcom Central Park 

Page 16: SAG Awards -- Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio, Michelle Williams, Nicole Kidman and Charlize Theron and Margot Robbie, Renee Zellweger, Jennifer Aniston 

Page 17: Alex Rodriguez and Jennifer Lopez, Zoe Kravitz and Reese Witherspoon, Stranger Things Cara Buono and Finn Wolfhard and Noah Schnapp and Millie Bobby Brown and Priah Ferguson and Gaten Matarazzo 

Page 18: Jamie Foxx and Michael B. Jordan on The Graham Norton Show

Page 19: Joey McIntyre as Orsino in Twelfth Night, Kaley Cuoco cuddled with costar Alberto Frezza on a Vespa shooting The Flight Attendant 

Page 20: Normal or Not? Bono works out with weights on a yacht in St. Barts -- not normal, Elizabeth Banks has a supersized salad -- normal, Logan Paul picked up an antique Victrola at a flea marker -- normal 

Page 22: Fashion -- Best of the Week -- Screen Actors Guild Awards edition -- Jennifer Garner, Danai Gurira, Kathryn Newton 

Page 23: Scarlett Johansson, Rachel Brosnahan, Sophie Turner 

Page 26: Julianne Hough and Brooks Laich are Hollywood’s most confusing couple 

Page 27: Charlize Theron has been vocal about being single and costar Nicole Kidman is telling her to try her luck in Nashville, Chris Pratt is starring in and producing The Tomorrow War in Atlanta while wife Katherine Schwarzenegger is alone in L.A. and she’s fed up of playing second fiddle to his career, Love Bites -- Tim Tebow and Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters wed, Pamela Anderson and Jon Peters wed, Justin Ervin and Ashley Graham welcomed a baby boy, Christina Milian and Matt Pokora welcomed a son, DJ Khaled and wife Nicole Tuck welcomed their second son 

Page 28: Liev Schreiber plans to propose to girlfriend Taylor Neisen and ex Naomi Watts has given her approval, Zach Braff and Florence Pugh have moved in together, Khloe Kardashian isn’t taking any chances when it comes to her renewed romance with Tristan Thompson by using iPhone’s Find Me app and has had him tailed by her bodyguards

Page 29: Liam Hemsworth has found happiness with Gabriella Brooks following his split from Miley Cyrus but those closest to him are begging him to take it slow, Joaquin Phoenix and Rooney Mara and Kerry Washington and Nnamdi Asomugha are spending time together as a foursome going out for vegan dinners and hanging out at each other’s houses and they share a skepticism about showbiz 

Page 30: Cover Story -- Hollywood’s Therapists Tell All -- Katy Perry wanted to die 

Page 31: Bethenny Frankel drove her therapist to quit, Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban cocaine and cheating shocker 

Page 32: Chip Gaines’ shocking sacrifice to save his marriage to Joanna Gaines, Eva Longoria loves being tied up, Beyonce and Jay-Z -- he confessed his cruelest infidelities, Halle Berry -- dad’s abuse ruined her self-esteem 

Page 33: Keith Richards snorted his dad’s ashes, Emma Stone suffers crippling panic attacks 

Page 34: Team Meghan -- with the royal family in the rearview mirror Meghan Markle is leaning on old friends who stood by her 

Page 36: Getting an Early Start -- these famous faces began their careers when they were just kids -- Scarlett Johansson, Leonardo DiCaprio 

Page 37: Reese Witherspoon, Jake Gyllenhaal 

Page 38: Keri Russell, Neil Patrick Harris, Seth Green 

Page 39: Drew Barrymore, Hayden Panettiere, Joseph Gordon-Levitt 

Page 40: Double Takes -- Karen Elson vs. Julianne Moore 

Page 44: Style -- fitness -- Meghan King Edmonds 

Page 46: Super Bowl party -- Jamie Chung 

Page 48: Entertainment 

Page 50: Q&A with Mike “The Miz” Mizanin and Maryse Mizanin 

Page 60: Parting Shot -- Marion Cotillard visited the Antarctica to bring awareness to how climate change, industrial fishing and plastic pollution are impacting marine life

America’s Got Talent: Season 14 - Finals

Well now I feel like a jerk! I ranked Emanne and Benicio as my Bottom 2 in my “Rooting For” list last week (though to be fair, between them, VoS and DYC, the factors that ranked them in the order they were in were practically nonexistent, because it was too close to even think), but I had no idea that BOTH of them had birthdays this week (and that Emanne’s was tomorrow). I mean no disrespect to the birthday boy and girl...

And again, I must emphasize that I have nothing against any of the acts that made it this far (barring some not-so-great performances from some of them). But when there are several acts that deserved to be here more than several of the acts that ARE here (oh, how naive we were to believe that Marcin EVER had a chance), and almost every act just feels like part of a big mushy sap monster, it was hard to feel much excitement going into tonight...But I kept the most open mind I could...

Let’s do what the judges aren’t willing to do and compare everyone based on their pros, cons and overall experience...by doing a Top 10 list!

...Oh yeah, and...Whoop-dee-doo, Finals and stuff...Let’s just get to it...

10: Detroit Youth Choir. It’s their audition all over again, but with more Nazi salutes! ...I’m sorry, I couldn’t help myself...But seriously, they either didn’t have time to prepare a new song, or something happened keeping them from performing what they were ORIGINALLY gonna do...Either way, Macklemore is gonna be there tomorrow, so does that mean they’re gonna perform it a THIRD time!? Two nights in a row!? I guess I’m biased since this is the act that single-handedly ruined the Finals for me (just ONE guitarist in their place would have made all the difference in the world), but I really did honestly see a lot of potential in this act, and it’s kind of a shame that they fizzled out after they peaked at the Quarter-Finals...

9: Tyler Butler-Figueroa. It might be my anger at the Cowellization infesting these Finals why I’m putting Simon’s Golden Buzzer this low on the list after being overall positive to him throughout the game, but this one felt like a mess to me! The violin was scratchy and hard to listen to, it sounded like he couldn’t keep up with the backing-track, and there were no unique dances or staging to really help the entertainment value...At the end of the day, this kid really IS one of the acts that didn’t deserve to make it this far over other certain acts, despite how much I’ve enjoyed him overall...Brian King Joseph is coming back tomorrow; Maybe he’ll teach the kid a few lessons and help him hone his skills, because I know Tyler WILL be a great dancing violinist someday...He’s just not there yet...

8: Benicio Bryant. Well, the Benicio Bros are still by his side, even after he looked and sounded more lost than ever tonight! It’s a shame, because I still found his song to be fairly catchy...I mean, he’s no Robert Finley, but I see a lot of potential in him as well! He just needs to get over his stage fright is all...And maybe cut down on the Mr. Rogers sweaters...I WANTED to say Cosby, but I was worried about what that would imply about him...

7: Emanne Beasha. No real step up from before...She seemed a little shaky as well, but it didn’t bring the performance down as badly as Benicio...Uhhh, Happy Birthday to both of them?

6: Kodi Lee. Once again, this wasn’t his best! Is everyone just in denial or something!? I still stick by my opinion that he was at his best during his first two performances! But what do I know!? I’m just some schmuck writing countdown lists on a website that’s getting sold (yeah, heads up Frank, we might have to jump platforms again). Nothing I say is gonna stop Kodi from taking the win tomorrow night...

5: Ndlovu Youth Choir. I knew it was only a matter of time before they performed this song, and it was as fun and upbeat as I could have asked for! That being said, this didn’t have anything to offer that they didn’t give us before...THAT being said, they are definitely still the superior Youth Choir, regardless of which one gets more votes tomorrow...

4: Ryan Niemiller. Not the funniest material we’ve heard from him either, but I still love his energy and presence! I guess I’m committing a hate crime by not voting for him, but technically EVERYONE tonight qualifies for that...

3: Voices of Service. Maybe it’s because I came into tonight with a more open mind than last week, but whereas I quickly forgot about these folks before, tonight they were hands down my favorite singers! I guess I could go on about the same old stuff regarding their harmonies as well as their individual talents (I don’t even remember hearing much from the skinny guy before, but he might actually be the best singer of the bunch next to the lady!) It’s clear why they made it this far to begin with, but at least they have the talent to back up those cheap ‘n easy votes...

2: Light Balance Kids. THIS is the kind of creative, fun, well-choreographed, well-made performance I’ve been waiting for from these kids throughout the entire live shows! It had the same charm as their Judge Cuts performance, but with even more nicely-done effects! Kinda wish they put more focus on being this hip 90s-style youth group throughout the season...But either way, this should TOTALLY be the new “Let’s all go to the snack bar!” that plays before the movie...The goofy presentation with the food monsters would fit PERFECTLY with “It Chapter Two″! You’ll float too!

1: V.Unbeatable. They REALLY ramped up the crazy flips THIS time! Not much else to say...It’s good to know that they’re as popular as they are, but will it be enough to give them the win that they most definitely deserve...? Well, if nothing more they will DEFINITELY be in the Top 3 tomorrow...

You can tell Howie was trying to carefully dance around saying that this was the the “Best Finals Ever”, because he was contractually obligated to say it like he is every year, but I can definitely see why Simon would say that! These finals were everything he could have dreamed of! Oh, so many tear-jerking Cinderella stories...It’s enough to make a TV producer moan in ecstasy!

But when factoring in what actually MATTERS, tonight was about as lackluster as a line-up like this could have suggested...Only a few REALLY rose to the standards of the Finals...

My Votes: Appropriately enough, the two acts I was rooting for were also the best performers hands down tonight! For that, I used all three voting methods to give them as many votes as I could...

Result Predictions: There’s a case to be made for everyone tonight, but I do have a few observations...First of all, Ndlovu will probably be near the bottom in the votes, because they never had the support that the other Youth Choir had throughout the season...And I think the reason for that is the old factor of DYC being a group of dozens of kids, who each have numerous family members to vote for them along with all of the people giving them the sympathy vote...Ndlovu doesn’t have this luxury, not only because there are less of them, but also because the majority of their relatives are clearly still in South Africa, where they can’t vote for this show...This is why Ndlovu ended up in the Judges’ Choice TWICE, whereas DYC keeps getting easy passes in each round...

I’d like to think that LBK will get enough of that variety vote (that ESPECIALLY seems common in the Finals) to end up in the Top 3 like all acts of their nature tend to land...But they haven’t been as popular as the original Light Balance, and they might not have begged for nearly as many sympathy votes as say, Tyler or VoS...Chances are, the variety votes might end up concentrated on V.Unbeatable...

Which brings us to our main candidates for the Grand Prize: V.Unbeatable and Kodi Lee...It seems practically guaranteed that they will both be in the Top 3...I say Top 3, because there is a side of me that predicts that there may be an act coming between them for the Runner-Up spot! Whenever there are these two acts, one of them a cool variety act and the other some singer that’s been held up on a pedestal throughout the game, and they are BOTH being considered as candidates for the win...it’s usually not the both of them in the Top 2...Usually one of them gets a shock elimination in Third (and more often than not, it’s the cool variety act), and some dark-horse might end up as the Runner-Up...Who that might be is hard to call, but I’m actually considering Benicio being that act standing side-by-side next to Kodi at the end, because again, the Benicio Bros are ever dedicated, to the same degree that Angelica Hale’s fanbase was...

So I’m gonna go ahead and do what Frank usually does by predicting what I think the final rank will be...I’ll keep it pessimistic just to avoid being let down TOO much tomorrow...

10: Ndlovu Youth Choir

9: Emanne Beasha

8: Ryan Niemiller

7: Voices of Service

6: Light Balance Kids

5: Tyler Butler-Figueroa

4: Detroit Youth Choir

3: V.Unbeatable

2: Benicio Bryant

1: Kodi Lee

As for which guest performers will perform with who, I already made my guesses for Tyler and DYC, but I hear that Chris Jericho will perform with Ryan, and I’m willing to bet that Cher will be Kodi’s partner...I'll leave everyone else to surprise me, as opposed to what the final results will be...

(Sigh) Now let’s get this season over with...

Josh Dun x Reader Masterlist

Something Just Like This by EncOREO (23/? | 64,333 | Mature)

Josh falls. Josh falls fast and Josh falls hard. But what happens when he loves something he can't keep?

Just a super fluffy love story in which, Josh meets and quickly falls completely in love with you. You are pregnant (surrogate) and he gets attached to the pregnancy.

Three's Company by Ohfrickfanfic (3,486 | Explicit)

NA

Out Of This World by Ohfrickfanfic (1/1 | 4,100 | Explicit)

“Josh come on! The meet and greet starts in ten minutes and you’re still in the shower.” Tyler  — who’s already dried and dressed — calls into the venue locker room.What are you doing in there?”  

Josh doesn’t answer, afraid of the sounds that might leave his lips, his cock twitching in his hand on the brink of release. And maybe just maybe, you  —  the pretty girl in the galaxy print dress from the front row of the show tonight —  come to mind when he reaches it seconds later, spilling over his knuckles.

Interruption by SoullesSenpai (1/1 | 505 | Not Rated)

It's Josh's birthday.

"Is That All You?" by Ohfrickfanfic (1/1 | 698 | Explicit)

“Is that all you?” he asks, biting his lip; noticing the large, obvious wet spot soaking through your panties.

“Why don’t you come find out,” you taunt, spreading your legs further, producing a throaty groan from Josh as he approaches you with lust filled eyes.

You Could Tell Me Secrets That I'll Probably Repeat by Ohfrickfanfic (1/1 | 2,008 | Explicit)

When you confide in Jenna that you think Josh is cheating on you because the two of you have never had sex she accidentally reveals something she thought you already knew; Josh is a VIRGIN!

Photograph by anvthxma (1/1 | 369 | General)

You're a photographer touring with Twenty One Pilots that had previously met Brad at one of your showings where he decided to hire you since he needed some extra help. It was an irresistible offer that soon comes with a few extra surprises

I'll Try Anything At Least Once by Ohfrickfanfic (1/1 | 2,327 | Explicit)

“Hey, after dinner, I was thinking we could go get you some new lingerie and I, uh… I kinda wanna try something new tonight.” He smiles as he refills your water glass from the small, glass pitcher on the table.

“Ooooh, like what?” you smirk. “You know I’ll try anything at least once.”

“You’ll see,” he teases. “Now drink up.”

Whisper by Okenite (36/36 | 34,838 | Mature)

You and Josh are a lovely couple. But there's something about the way Tyler whispers...

Daddy Issues by Ohfrickfanfic (1/1 | 2,732 | Explicit)

After a fight with your estranged father and locking your keys and phone in your new apartment, you resort to knocking on the neighbor's door to ask to use their phone. The colorful- haired man who answers the door helps you forget all about your daddy issues.

Taco Bell by CasMaru (1/1 | 6,277 | Mature)

Taco Bell wasn't a glamorous job but it payed bills while your other job as an artist, barely even got you enough money to eat.

Being a huge Twenty One Pilots fan, you can barely hold in your screams when Tyler, Josh, and Jenna show up at he counter.

But Josh seems to be a lot more nervous in real life than you thought.

I Need You by CasMaru (1/1 | 1,119 | Teen)

Josh Dun, your best friend and drummer of Twenty One Pilots, notices you've been down lately.

Chess - a Josh Dun imagine by lionessliv (1/1 | 2,315 | General)

Working late has always been the worst - but tonight things might change. A Josh Dun imagine.

A Rainy Night - a Josh Dun imagine by lionessliv (1/1 | 1,936 | Teen)

When the thunderstorm hits your city and you find yourself alone in your flat, a knock on your door is the least you expect. But maybe this will turn out as a nice surprise? A Josh Dun imagine.

Blind - a Josh Dun imagine by lionessliv (1/1 | 1,299 | Teen)

Lately something seems off between you and your best friend Josh - but finding out what gets rather difficult.

A Josh Dun imagine.

Kiss Me, I'm Drunk. by CasMaru (1/1 | 2,951 | Mature)

A loving older sister decides to finally have a good night out with her best friend, Tyler Joseph, after sending her 5-year-old brother to be watched by her trusted neighbors.

Tyler brings an unannounced friend and the night begins to heat up.

Dangerously Sweet by cerealslutsmut (1/1 | 1,442 | Explicit)

DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE SQUEAMISH OR SENSITIVE IN REGARDS TO BLOOD, KNIVES, ETC Fic in which Josh is into some seriously kinky stuff and you're down with it. Inspired by AHS Hotel, Mr. March

"Josh was... Well, he was dangerous. He was a killer with a heart warming smile and a panty ruining smirk. Not only did he know how to break your heart, he knew exactly how to break every bone and destroy every vein. "

//violence //blood

Touch Starved by EncOREO (1/1 | 5,450 | Mature)

Touch Starved: A deep longing and aching desire/need for physical contact with another person.

Josh is touch starved, and you are there to help when he needs it most.

Cancer (Josh Dun x Reader) by blurryfacejishwa (1/1 | 677 | General)

YALL we don't need a summary!!!!! Trigger warnings???: death, depression, cancer (obviously) sad josh :((( sad Tyler :(((( sad Jenna :(( (I'm sorry)

//character death //depression

Doubt (Josh Dun/Reader Fic) by hello_darkness (1/1 | 5,181 | Not Rated)

After a close call at a party 6 months ago, Josh catches you watching him onstage. Oops.

Soul Speaker by EncOREO (8/8 | 21,922 | Mature)

Starting at his shoulder, you very lightly trace your fingertips down his bicep, to the inside if his elbow, down the underside of his forearm and down to his wrist. Your fingertips feel that tingling sensation the whole way. “Is that what you mean?” you ask, looking up to his face. He is staring wide-eyed at his arm in disbelief. “Yes! What is that? That buzzing, tingling feeling? It’s like, uh, it’s like what tv static would feel like, I guess. And warm.”

This is it. This is the moment he decides you’re a complete nut job and sends you away.

“Ok, so my grandma used to tell us all the time when we were little that there are certain people whose souls know each other.  She used to say that those people can be soulmates, or have soulbonds, which are just people that you somehow knew in a past life like siblings, spouses, lovers, even friends or best friends from before. She said that when two souls recognize each other, they reach out, desperately trying to communicate to each other.”

Doubt by cyberfroot (3/3 | 2,725 | Teen)

You wake up in a hospital confused, everything's different than you remember. What happened?

daddy dun by strikrjoseph (1/1 | 1,520 | Explicit)

this is literally porn just porn female reader daddy kink lmao daddy dun kill me first smut

Drabble: Joining Him on Tour (Josh Dun) by FutureJetBlackHearts (MyLovelyHopefulLifetoLive) (1/1 | 190 | General)

In which you and your boyfriend Josh share a beloved moment during a sold-out arena concert.

Everything Will Be Okay by ThnksFrThMmrs121 (1/1 | 896 | Teen)

Reader is roommates with Tyler and Josh and finds out that they have depression. They tell the boys an they are just too kind. No romance, just best friends.

//mentions of depression

Good morning, Joshua by Buried_alive87 (1/1 | 1,085 | Mature)

NA

Sweet Baby Boy by joshdunistherealest (1/1 | 409 | Mature)

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Baby Dun Number 2 [Daddy Josh] by FutureJetBlackHearts (MyLovelyHopefulLifetoLive) (1/1 | 1,920 | General)

Having received quite some unexpected news, you try to hide it from your husband Josh. Yet, he knows you better than you think, leaving you no choice but to admit the truth to him.

Nothing Like Camping in the Rain (Josh Dun) by RockWithItWriting (1/1 | 377 | Teen)

requested by anonymous:It would be so awesome if you could do a josh dun x reader where they’re calming and it’s either rlly fluffy or really smutty I don’t mind but they like build the tent together and stuff x

word count: 377

warnings: none

Love Through Time, Time Through Love (Josh Dun) by RockWithItWriting (1/1 | 455 | Teen)

requested by anonymous:omg number 19 for the soulmate au with Josh Dun please that would be so good also ur beautiful and I love your writing and it makes me so happy ur great and perfect never change

omg bless you so much -e

word count: 455

warnings: none

It Doesn’t Matter If You Have an A Average or a D Average by zoeleigh (1/1 | 1,005 | Not Rated)

Reader-insert gets a bad grade on an assignment and Josh is there to help afterschool.

Not Your Fault (JOSH DUN) by RockWithItWriting (1/1 | 606 | Teen)

requested by @/josh-dun-imagines: This isn’t a smut imagine if that helps <3 just a Josh dun imagine with lots of cuddling and kissing, where yn and Josh haven’t seen each other in a long time and he just got back from tour

word count: 606

warnings: mentions of death, friend death, car accidents, anger, tears

i’m having a shit time dealing with a situation very close to the one written here and today is actually the viewing for my friend who died so i’m actually a ball of anger (10/6/16)

Relaxation. (Josh Dun smut) by UnicornCooky (1/1 | 1,009 | Explicit)

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Amour (JOSH DUN)  by RockWithItWriting (1/1 | 419 | Teen)

requested by @/wolfsxkind : Could you do a Josh Dun imagine where the reader and Josh are on vacation in Paris and it turns out that Josh has amazing French skills and the reader didn’t even know and they have an amazing time in Paris with lots of romance and love?

word count: 419

warnings: none, google translate French

Pretty in Pink (JOSH DUN)  by RockWithItWriting (1/1 | 370 | Teen)

requested by anonymous: Can I request a Josh Dun imagine where he dyes a streak of your hair pink and he makes a mess, but it’s on a livestream and it ends up all fluffy and cute and happy? Sorry, I’m having a rough day. I really love your work xx

word count: 370

warnings: none

Baby Came Home by orphan_account (1/1 | 2,292 | Explicit)

Your boyfriend, Josh Dun of twenty one pilots has just returned home from tour. Because you’ve missed him so much, you decide to give him a little welcome home treat. (originally posted on tumblr by arabellamuerte <3)

Thank God for Josh Dun by fuckmydun (1/1 | 1,375 | Not Rated)

You and Josh have been dating for a year now, and for your anniversary, Josh decided to go big and treat you to an expensive dinner with red wine and a certain someone in a black suit and tie. It goes horribly, but you make-up with a kiss and a small “You owe me”.

You wake up in the very early morning, unable to sleep and Josh treats you to something even better without even trying. Lots of kisses, prominent cuddling, gaming and Red Bull sipping (probably).

‘Don’t be Afraid’ by fuckmydun (1/1 | 3,027 | Not Rated)

'Reader’ (You/your/yours[?]) has a panic attack at a Twenty | One | Pilots concert in the back of the pit and Tyler Joseph helps regulate your breathing (after he takes you backstage) and something about that seems sweet to you, that he would hold off an entire concert for YOU and your “irrelevant” problems, as you tell yourself. You have no idea why, but he makes you feel less insignificant, less lonely, less distant… and little do you know, Tyler smiles because of you after weeks of frowning, constant indifference/unresponsiveness on the outside and crippling depression on the inside.

//panic attack

All Our Friends Want Us To Fall In Love by bloodfest (1/1 | 2,855 | Mature)

You’ve known Josh for around 7 years, which is definitely longer than Tyler has. You were Josh’s first boyfriend way back when, but for some reason he changed when he met Tyler. A few years later, Tyler and Josh dated and kept it a secret from Jenna. They lasted maybe a year or two, but eventually fell apart. They’ve been a little awkward around each other, but they’re mostly okay friends now. You find yourself falling into Josh’s eyes again, and one night he send you a text saying he’s lonely and wants some company. But that’s not the only thing he wants…

Refuge (Josh Dun x Reader) by ThePieIsALie (1/1 | 447 | General)

Inspired by that one interview where Josh said all he wanted out of a partner was to go to the woods and shout Twenty One Pilots lyrics.

Adrenaline Rush by ZombieliciousXIII (1/1 | 1,288 | Explicit)

Tumblr request: “Anonymous: hiii <3 could you do a Josh Dun smut please? like maybe after a show and he’s still all pumped, and super dominate? <3333”

im best friends with my doubt by dancing_mannequins (1/1 | 2,430 | Teen)

ever since you made friends with josh, you were afraid of losing him. he’s too perfect for you, he’s too kind to you. but maybe all of the anxiety clouding your vision is preventing you from seeing the truth - maybe he does like you.

Ride by ZombieliciousXIII (1/1 | 1,039 | Explicit)

Tumblr request: “Anonymous: Hi i was wondering if you could make a sub josh dun smut where you ride his thigh and then ride him or something like that? Thanks!”

Rebound by orphan_account (1/1 | 2,035 | Explicit)

She’s on the hunt for a rebound, someone to break the love spell she’s under, and he’s her friend. Her friend that’s in love with her.

//underage

Dominant Dun by FairlyDemons (1/1 | 761 | Mature)

Josh is on tour and very lonely without his girlfriend. So, one day he facetimes you.

New Beginnings by wentzchester (7/7 | 6,960 | Not Rated)

High School AU where the reader moves from England to Columbus, Ohio.

A Lack of Temperature by VinylPilots (1/1 | 476 | General)

Josh/Reader request from Rachel.

More Monopoly? by thejadevictoria (1/1 | 801 | Not Rated)

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Brain rambles .4. by BandsforBreakfast (1/1 | 329 | Teen)

i just really like joshs hands okay

YEAR OF WHAT HAPPENS ON EARTH STAYS ON EARTH

[longer version of what I contributed to the new yorker’s year-end package. you can read that here, and listen to the accompanying megamix the video team made! links to previous year’s lists at bottom.] I did not grow up going to church, and I am not a particularly religious person. A few days after the inauguration, I wandered into a nearby church and took a seat in the back pews. I’d gone there right after the election. There was some time for anyone with anything on their mind to stand up and speak. If you need others to pray for you, just let us know. A middle-aged black man in a leather jacket got up and began telling us about an argument he was having with a friend on Facebook. It was about the election, but it was actually about the intractability of racism. He was getting frustrated while describing it to us, in part because he seemed to value being the cool and level-headed one. Plus he was describing the kind of argument millions of people were having on the Internet. “I just hope he finds peace,” the guy said. He paused, then put his hands on his chest. “On a lighter note, today would have been Jimi Hendrix’s seventy-fourth birthday.” He opened up his leather jacket to show everyone his Hendrix t-shirt. “I just wanted to say that, because he was just awesome.” So I returned here, the day after marching through Manhattan with a poster that said “HOLD ON, BE STRONG.” I needed to be in a room that was powered by something other than hate--to be reminded of vision and purpose, even if they weren’t mine to claim. To listen to wisdom gleaned from a book I’ve never read, and pick and choose what I wanted. To hear others pour themselves into songs I never, ever sing along to. I wanted to steal their vibes.  Instead of a hymn, they passed out small pieces of paper with the lyrics of John Lennon’s “Imagine.” This is not the type of church people come to for the music. The pianist started playing, and I remember thinking about how it felt like magic when I learned how to play those chords as a kid. I couldn’t believe we were doing this. We sang, tentatively at first, as though we could not believe these words in this space. Picture it: singing of “no heaven” and “no religion, too,” with humility and hope, inside a house of worship. It was like an admission that faith was inadequate. All we had was one another. “Imagine” is a song I’ve heard millions of times, the type of song that is so ubiquitous that we rarely bother scrutinizing its words, its vantage point, the possibility that someone wrote these words because he actually believed them. I sang along with a room of strangers, and we looked at one another, and, for the first time in months, I began to cry.   TWO LYRICS THAT REMINDED ME OF POLITICS EVEN IF THEY HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH POLITICS "Wrote this shit January 21″ “Take me back to November / Take me back to November” “I’M AN ANGRY TEENAGER” Novelist, “Street Politician” ONCE THEY START, I HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE END Jim O’Rourke’s recently unearthed cover of Tracy Chapman’s “Fast Car” Kanye’s sitcom-length remix of “Bed” THURSDAY NIGHTS ON NBC Ross from Friends’ very Madchester guitar-y Boiler Room set DJ Seinfeld, Time Spent Away from U Nino Man, Jadakiss and Styles P, “Friends”

IN ANOTHER YEAR FULL OF NIRVANA/KURT COBAIN REFERENCES (DID YOU SEE JAY:Z’S JACKET?) MY FAVORITE SONG, PROBABLY: this Trippie Redd snippet

SOME VERSIONS OF THE NINETIES THAT WILL NEVER COME BACK THE WAY GRUNGE ENNUI HAS, BUT WERE SO POSSIBILITY-RICH TO ME BACK THEN Kicking Giant, This Being the Ballad of Kicking Giant, Halo: NYC/Olympia 1989-1993 Helium, The Dirt of Luck/The Magic City LIKE MANY WHO LOVED “A STORM IN HEAVEN,” I OVERLOOKED THEM AT THE TIME Acetone, 1992-2001 A REALLY GOOD BOOK ABOUT ACETONE, LOS ANGELES, DREAMS OF GREATNESS Sam Sweet, Hadley Lee Lightcap WOULD HAVE LOVED THIS IN 1994, 2002 OR 2017 Big Thief, Capacity CREDIBLE AND DOPE EARLY NINETIES R&B HOMAGE, SAX AND ALL Joyce Wrice, “Good Morning” SPEAKING OF THE NINETIES, LEECH MADE A MIXTAPE OF JUST THE FLOATY/DREAMY PARTS TAKEN FROM CLASSIC GOOD LOOKING/MOVING SHADOW SINGLES Leech, “Just the Liquid” FOR THE COMEDOWN, DARK-ASS STUFF ASSEMBLED EXCLUSIVELY FROM SLIPKNOT SAMPLES Croww, Prosthetics NOSTALGIA, ULTRA (UK GARAGE/BASSLINE EDITION) tqd, ukg SUMMERTIME ‘SECOND SUMMER OF LOVE’ VIBE Opus III, “It’s a Fine Day (Burt Fox remix)” UNEXPECTED BURIAL SUMMERTIME VIBES Monic, “Deep Summer (Burial remix)” NO REISSUE OR  tk ANNIVERSARY TIE-IN, JUST SOME OLD SONGS I RE/DISCOVERED THIS YEAR Active Minds, “Hobson’s Choice” El-B, “El-Brand” Kamal Abdul Alim, “Brotherhood” Spiritualized in Reykjavik  U2, “Numb (Soul Assassins remix)” U2, “Mysterious Ways (Massive Attack remix)”

SAME, BUT TAIWANESE INDIE ROCK EDITION Chocolate Tiger, “Piecing Together” REISSUES, OR: PEOPLE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN WEIRD AND SPACY#, OBSESSED WITH NATURAL BEAUTY## # Planetary Peace, Synthesis # Pauline Anna Strom, Trans-Millennia Music ## Pep Llopis, Poiemusia La Nau Dels Argonaut REISSUES, OR: WHEN I WAS A CHILD THERE WERE NO BETTER SONGS THAN THE ONES THAT PLAYED THROUGH TRANSFORMERS: THE MOVIE AND FOR SOME REASON THIS JOYOUS EP REMIND ME OF THAT SHEEN, THOSE HOOKS, THE PERFECT, THEATER-SIZED ECHO Om Alec Khaoli, Say You Love Me BEST ALBUM-LENGTH METAPHOR FOR THE CITY, ITS LIMITATIONS AND POSSIBILITIES Wiki, No Mountains In Manhattan SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE IT WAS DESCRIBED, JAMAICA VIA OUTER SPACE Equiknoxx, Colon Man I NEED TO GO OUT MORE Jex Opolis, “Mt. Belzoni” KH, “Question”

I LISTENED TO THIS ABOUT TEN TIMES, MY SENSE OF ENCHANTMENT GROWING AND GROWING EACH TIME, BEFORE REALIZING THERE WERE BARELY ANY DRUMS ON IT Mr. Mitch, Devout SERIOUSLY THE MR. MITCH ALBUM WAS REALLY MOVING AND FANTASTIC Mr. Mitch f/ Denai Moore, “Fate” CRAZY WISDOM MASTER Vince Staples, Big Fish Theory C’MON AND RAISE UP Rapsody f/ Kendrick, Lance Skiiwalker, “Power” SO ICEY Zomby, Mercury’s Rainbow ECHO PARTY Demen, Nektyr Evy Jane, “Give Me Love” THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST Vic Mensa, The Autobiography DUNGEON FAMILY, EVEN IN DARKNESS Earthgang f/ J.I.D., “Meditate” FUNNY HOW TIME SLIPS AWAY Lee Gamble, Mnestic Pressure Pessimist, s/t NOT SURE HOW THIS BECAME THE DIWALI OF 2017 BUT OKAY French Montana f/ Mariah, Rae Sremmurd, PNB Rock, Belly, Elephant Man, Vybz Kartel, J Balvin, NORE, Wizkid, “Unforgettable” HOW ARE THIS MANY PEOPLE ON A FOUR MINUTE SONG? GOOD VIDEO THOUGH A$AP Mob f/ A$AP Rocky, Playboi Carti, Quavo, Lil Uzi Vert and Frank Ocean, “RAF” I LIKE IT WHEN FERG’S VOICE GETS ALL NAGGY Ferg, “Plain Jane” METRO BOOMIN MADE A BEAT THAT REMINDED ME OF RADIOHEAD Post Malone f/ Quavo, “Congratulations” THE MARIACHI VERSION IS PRETTY SWEET Brian Imanuel, “How I surprised Post Malone with a mariachi band” ”IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR LYRICS, IF YOU’RE LOOKING TO CRY, IF YOU’RE LOOKING TO THINK ABOUT LIFE...” JonWayne, Rap Album Two CORNBALL PIANOS AND THEN THAT SYNTH DRAGS, AND THEN THE DRUMS KICK Tee Grizzley, “First Day Out” “BUT WILD/WITH MY MONOTONE STYLE” 21 Savage, “Bankroll” Kodak Black, “Candy Paint” Rich Chigga, “Glow Like Dat” ANNUAL SPOT RESERVED FOR LA MUSICA DE HARRY FRAUD French Montana f/ Pharrell, “Bring Dem Things” WHEN LAETITIA SAYS HER OWN NAME ON “EMBERS” Vagabon, Infinite Worlds WHEN JESSIE LEANS INTO THE WORD “FUCK” Jessie Reyez, “Figures” THAT LIGHT MISTING, THAT CASUAL SPRITZ OF SYNTHS Lanark Artefax, “Touch Absence” A GOOD ANTI-DJT THING THAT CAME OUT EARLY THIS YEAR, WHICH FEELS LIKE EONS AGO Lushlife + friends, My Idols are Dead + My Enemies are in Power THE BABY, THE FLUTES, PIERRE’S OBNOXIOUSLY LONG TAG, THE JESSE LINGARD DANCE Playboi Carti, “Magnolia” ILLEST SHIT I SAW THIS YEAR, BABY-RELATED A child at a restaurant watching an iPad and an iPhone at the same damn time “[FREE] PLAYBOI CARTI TYPE BEAT” YBN Nahmir, “Rubbin off the Paint” GUNS N ROSES, BEFORE ONE OF THE WEIRDEST BEEFS OF THE YEAR Trippie Redd f/ 6IX9INE, “POLES1469″ SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO BELIEVE YOU CAN SING, AND DO IT WITH CONVICTION, AND I WILL LISTEN Trippie Redd, “Rack City/Love Scars 2″ ALL THE BACKGROUND NOISE/ECHOED-OUT ADLIBS MAKE THIS BlocBoy JB, “No Chorus Pt 10″ SMERZ HAS FUN DESPITE THE AWKWARD OF IT ALL Smerz on NTS IT SEEMS REALLY EASY TO MAKE A GOOD-SOUNDING SONG THESE DAYS Global Dan, “Off White” OF ALL THE DOPE SHIT THAT FUTURE APPEARED ON THIS YEAR, THE MOMENT I WILL REMEMBER IS That tiny pause before he sings “I need fresh air,” when he seems happy and content IS THAT A GEORGE MICHAEL SAMPLE? Mozzy, “Prayed for This” THE FIX C Struggs, “Go to Jesus” "IT’S COOL, BUT IT’S NOT...END ZONE” Lil Uzi Vert, “XO TOUR Llif3″ AN ALBUM BOOKENDED BY TOTALLY DIFFERENT KINDS OF COLIN KAEPERNICK/TAKE A KNEE REFERENCES Miguel, War and Leisure IT WAS A VERY GOOD YEAR Brockhampton, Saturation I-III SZA, Ctrl SPEAKING OF SZA: WHAT A GREAT TITLE, BESIDES IT BEING ONE OF MY FAVORITE ALBUMS OF THE YEAR Kingdom, Tears in the Club THE KELELA ALBUM WAS LOVELY, AS ARE THESE Kelela x Bok Bok, Dub Me Apart A RANDOM YOUTUBE COVER THAT I ALSO LIKED, BECAUSE IT CAPTURED HOW MELODIC THE ORIGINAL ACTUALLY IS Kathleen Nguyen covering Kendrick and Zacari’s “Love.” DAMN. WAS GOOD Almost as good as “The Heart Part 4″ LIKE A DE LA SOUL ALBUM, SOMETHING THAT I KNOW I WILL CONTINUE ENJOYING/UNDERSTANDING ANEW FOR YEARS TO COME Tyler, the Creator, Flower Boy ”BLONDED RADIO” MADE ME JOIN APPLE MUSIC Frank Ocean, “Chanel” Frank Ocean, “Biking (solo)” Tyler and Frank, “Where This Flower Blooms” MACH HOMMY MAKES GOOD MUSIC THAT’S HARD TO ACCESS “x Earl Sweatshirt” EP ty Soundcloud IT’S A WEIRD TIME B/W THIS BEAT IS SO DEMENTED Tay-K, “The Race” PROBABLY MY FAVORITE PHARRELL BEAT Kap G f/ Pharrell, “Icha Gicha” MAYBE THE GREATEST MUSIC EVER MADE, REISSUED Pharoah Sanders

REMINDED ME OF PHAROAH, WHEN IT WASN’T REMINDING ME OF BON IVER Joseph Shabason, Aytche AND I ENJOYED AYTCHE FOR SIMILAR REASONS I LIKED ZONING OUT TO Tom Rogerson and Brian Eno, Finding Shore ANNUAL SLOT RESERVED FOR MUSIC I LOVED THAT FEATURED HARP Alice Coltrane, World Spirituality Classics Vol 1

SAME, BUT FOR HARP STUFF THAT ALSO SHOUTS OUT WAWA Mary Lattimore, Collected Pieces ANNUAL SLOT RESERVED FOR TASTEFUL VIBRAPHONE Jenifa Mayanja, “Warrior Strutt” YOU TRYING TO GET THE PIPE, TO PLAY IT, OF COURSE, AS PART OF AN EXPERIMENTAL COMPOSITION? Mary Jane Leach, Pipe Dreams THERE’S A MOMENT DURING THAT BAD BOY DOCUMENTARY CAN’T STOP WON’T STOP WHERE IT BECOMES CLEAR THAT EVERYONE WHO WORKS CLOSELY WITH DIDDY EVENTUALLY TURNS TO GOD, AND IT WAS LIKE THE STRANGE OBVERSE OF Jay Z et al, 4:44 footnotes 2016, BUT I SAT IN THE MET BREUER AND WATCHED THIS OVER AND OVER FOR ABOUT AN HOUR Arthur Jafa, “Love is the Message, The Message is Death” I WANT TO WATCH THE FULL FOUR HOURS OF THIS Dev Hynes talking to Philip Glass TRICKSTERY BUT KINDA MESMERIZING! Klein, Tommy Lolina, Lolita EP Hype Williams, Rainbow Edition “NOT ANOTHER GOT MORE SEOUL, UNLESS YOU KOREAN” (CHILLWAVE REMIX) Mogwaa, Deja Vu “THE TING GOES SKRRRAHH, PAP, PAP, KA-KA-KA/SKIDIKI-PAP-PAP, AND A PU-PU-PUDRRRR-BOOM/SKYA, DU-DU-KU-KU-DUN-DUN/POOM, POOM, YOU DON’ KNOW” Big Shaq, “Mans Not Hot” IBID., BUT “PERKY” Drake, More Life I WANTED TO LIKE THE WIZKID ALBUM MORE, BUT THIS WAS AWESOME Tiwa Savage f/ Wizkid and Spellz, “Ma Lo” LISTENED TO THIS QUITE A FEW TIMES SIMPLY BECAUSE ”BREAKING NEWS: WILD GOAT ON THE LOOSE” IS A WEIRD LINE Lancey Foux f/ AJ Tracey, Kojey Radical and Jevon, “Wild Goat” UNITED TIL I DIE BUT AJ TRACEY’S TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR KIT LAUNCH FREESTYLE HAD ME BUZZZZZZIN AJ Tracey, “False 9″ DIFFERENT TIME OF DAY, KINDA LEFT ME SPEECHLESS Grouper, “Children” Colleen, A Flame my love, a frequency Kara Lis Coverdale, Grafts Ryuichi Sakamoto, async LEFT RYUICHI SAKAMOTO ENVIOUS Metaphors: Selected Soundworks from the Cinema of Apichatpong Weerasethakul FROM OMNI TRIO TO THIS, A PRETTY VISIONARY CAREER Robert Haigh, Creatures of the Deep A SONG THAT FEATURED TWO PEOPLE WHO SHOULD BE PRETTY BIG IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF YEARS DJDS f/ Amber Mark and Marco McKinnis, “Trees on Fire” LIKE, THIS IS GREAT Amber Mark, “Lose My Cool” AWESOME YEAR FOR POTIONS Social Lovers, “Drop Me a Line” Boss, “Song for Gods” WHISKED ME BACK TO MEMORIES OF the enormous room Joakim, “Samurai” Calvin Harris f/ Frank Ocean and Migos, “Slide” Amp Fiddler, “I’m Feeling You” Chaos in the CBD, Accidental Meetings LIKE FALLING ASLEEP ON THE SUBWAY, OR A TRUCK HITTING A POTHOLE AND SPITTING OUT A RECORD COLLECTION, OR HEARING A NANOSECOND OF BRAND NUBIAN THROUGH SOMEONE’S HEADPHONES AS YOU PASS THEM ON THE STREET, IT’S A VIBE Standing on the Corner, Red Burns MIKE’S A SAVIOR Mike 1. I SPENT A LOT OF TIME THIS YEAR THINKING ABOUT THE STRENGTH, ELASTICITY, FRAGILITY, GRAIN OF THE HUMAN VOICE AND SOME OF THIS WAS TOTALLY NECESSARY AND SUBLIME Deep Throat Choir, Be Ok Diamanda Galas, All the Way Moses Sumney, Aromanticism 2. SO ACHINGLY GOOD AND INTIMATE, ESPECIALLY THAT FAINT CROAK IN THE FIRST CHORUS Rostam f/ Kelly Zutrau, “Half-Light” 3. OF COURSE THESE WORLD-MAKERS TOO Bjork, Utopia Kaitlyn Aurelia Smith, The Kid Valerie June, “Astral Plane” 3a. A STRANGE PROPOSITION THAT I ENDED UP ADORING KAS covering Sade’s "By Your Side" THE BAY AREA IS JUST DIFFERENT Droop-E, Trillionaire Thoughts Lil B, Black Ken THE “BUILD YOU UP” VIDEO WAS FUN AND ALL BUT I’M REALLY GLAD THIS WASN’T THAT Kamiayah, Before I Wake THE BAY TO L.A. AND BACK AGAIN Mozzy f/ G Perico, “Blammatory” G Perico f/ Mozzy, “What’s Real” GYEAH MC Eiht, Which Way Iz West OUTRUN THE BEAT SOB x RBE, “Lane Changing 2″ BANDS THAT ALWAYS SOUND LIKE THEMSELVES, IN WAYS THAT I FIND COMFORTING the xx, I See You King Krule, The Ooz SAME AS ABOVE, MIDDLE-AGED DIVISION The Feelies, In Between Slowdive, “Star Roving” SOMEONE WHO SOUNDS LIKE NO ONE ELSE Jlin, Black Origami THE NEW NATIONAL ANTHEM Dreezy f/ 6LACK and Kodak Black, “Spar” I LOOKED UP EACH TIME THIS CAME ON THE SHUFFLE Shanti Celeste, “Loop One/Selector”

PROBABLY MY FAVORITE SONG GoldLink f/ Brent Faiyaz and Shy Glizzy, “Crew” OR MAYBE Jorja Smith x Preditah, “On My Mind” THIS WAS SICK TOO GoldLink & Co. covering Outkast’s “Roses” MAYBE THE BEST SONG J Hus, “Did You See”

ANOTHER YEAR, ANOTHER YEAR WHERE MY FAVORITE RELEASE WAS PROBABLY FROM YAEJI, THE “GLASSES FOGGING UP” LINE WAS VERY RELATABLE Yaeji, EP2 THE SONG OF THE SPRING, SUMMER, WINTER   I MEAN, IT’S WAYNE’S WORLD, WE JUST LIVE IN IT ### SIKH DEVOTIONAL MUSIC :: 2016 SPOOKY BLACK :: 2015

The Emo School (Chapter 1)

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Chapter 1: An Emo Box of Misery with Pastel Pink Ecstasy

I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird.

-Paul McCartney

09/12/01

Finishing up my plate, well, I couldn’t lie about a few scraps of mixed vegetables on it, the boys decided it’ll be fun to move out of the uncomfortable chairs. I couldn’t escape or not recoil from Ryan’s glares. I know what’s up with him, and the dirty look he’s giving is giving me the creeps. He makes me shiver down my spine and I swear one glare from this long legged man makes me want to stop everything I do- heck, if he was some soldier I’d be doing push-ups right now. (oh hallelujah he isn’t)

“Geez, I just couldn’t finish eating carrots right now Ryro. Is that so big of a problem?” He scoffed before lending me his hoodie. As weird as it sounds I need his dang cologne, it smells pretty darn good, but as much as possible I wouldn’t smell the hoodie in front of him and would rather wear it since it’s d*mn cold for me recently. He seemed to crunch the paper bag once he stared at the floor, as if some cockroach crawled nearby under the shade of the table.

Wait, is there?

“…Ryan, is there-”

“Yes, you spilt my milk in my f*cking man purse B-den”

Oh crap

“Congratulations”

He gave me the Tyrone tone of voice. The same blank yet forcefully enthusiastic voice you hear from the man that often wears a business outfit and a tie.

Where’s the escape Trainer button when you need it?

His face… I couldn’t see it under his brushed locks of hair. I’m not sure whether to look or not to look, either way it’ll probably just result to a really bad, salty ending. Sounds like something you see on Walmart eh? Bittersweet I guess? I am not so sure.

Oh F- the bell rang. It’s really torturous to hear it every single day of the week, especially the inescapable Mondays we have here at school, technically, everybody’s school.

Dallon grabbed his bag and left quickly, even faster than Spencer was when he ran over a advert pole drunk, remind to tell you that story sometime, just not today. Dallon’s a pretty straight guy, he’s like this dad who would be so overprotective of his children- or his students in the real world perspective, but when you think of the other side of that trait, he’s making fucking Dad jokes that my own Dad wouldn’t say. My Dad probably has a better sense of humor than Dallon- Dadlon, whatever.

And honestly speaking, he’s probably trying to avoid making any conversation with us, since we’re kind of talking sweet sweet cocaine.

Ahh yes, I’m about to walk back to the same tracks juniors walk to. I’ll probably receive about ten hearty smiles on my way there. Bet you ten bucks.

Alright, I finally forced my feet to walk and leave the table. Reaching for the end of the cafeteria…

Mrs Jackson smiled. One- wait, that doesn’t count as a junior? She looks nasty tho? Fine, stop judging my poor taste alright?

Passing by Ms Fletcher- okay, one. Her small smile is cleary not that visible. She’s the same child writing poems and speech-y crap for the principal to get quote on quote “extra credit” when in reality she’s serving weeks of detention, constant, but hey, she plays the best d*mn pranks in this school, okay, maybe third bestest.

I still played the “Place-posters-with-Pete’s-phone-number-with-the-tag-’call single males now!’” Prank

Walking around Spencer… Taking a glanc- two.

Oh, I forgot…. Whatever, Spencer looks like a kindergarten anyways so either way no points for me.

Spencer waltzed back to 9AM1 aww.

With how much students doesn’t rush to class after the bell rings, it wouldn’t let me reach that sweet sweet bar of full-on-smiles. Fine, future students, I owe you all ten bucks… only if you’re admit to our holy sacred school though.

Ha! I sound like Principal Wentz.

Profit-oriented mindset over one hundred babe.

I just entered the horrifying classroom of 8AM3. Welcome back to the real world my friends. As soon as I pretty much had my presence in the room students came to class. I heard a lot of talk ‘bout me being the coolest, chillest, most laid-back teacher here in the Junior buildings so I guess I have no competition or complaints.

I can already see the small group of students which I have known to be quite shy. They have my music class after Patrick’s theory crap that I don’t really pay that much attention to.

Mr Flowers just nodded along the conversation he’s having while Mr Bowie kept talking about this junior that idolizes him despite walking down outside the halls of my class. They sure have forgotten that I’m not closing the Godd*mn door before the class have their attendance.

My habitual scoff just came by so casually that students think of it as some form of comic relief. I don’t really know how to explain to these lil demons that it’s an attitude problem.

To think that Patrick’s just on my class, 8AM3, right now, teaching them how Do and Re sounds good together makes me feel better on how I’m actually giving the world- 9AM1 rather, a favor for consuming their time studying with my existence. That’s a joke, Patrick’s probably having fun right now.

Well, it looks like it’s about time.

I looked out the window in the similar fashion the students did as well.

Tick tock tick tock.

“What time is it?” Oh god, that voice crack though. I can hear the punks in this class snickering at it.

“Just struck nine” There goes my sunshine haired buddy cham pal.

“Is the cat at home?”

“He’s about to dine”

It’s Josh, this happened yesterday as well, and the day before. He’s teaching that “cat and mouse” game with the students; this time it’s 8AM2, not 8AM1.

Did I already explained to you why I call classes by numbers?

Well, because the real names sucks. No kidding, it’s so overused.

Who would name their classroom “Grade Eight Morning Glory?”, seriously? I want my class to be “Grade Eight Mary Jane”

Has that kind of ring to it, amiright?

Up until now I wonder why on earth Patrick and Frank likes their class names. I mean- those names are decades old. “Grade Ten Patience” seems plain, don’t tell Frank that.

“Sir do we have an assessment today?” Molly asked from the back with her hand stretched higher than Tyler’s current mood. I nodded as they all groaned. Laughing out of- well, sadism I guess? I had the projector connected to the PC and had it on freeze.

There the students saw my desktop wallpaper of a class picture me and the 8AM3 informally had, plus Patrick, Dallon and Spencer. Spencer truthfully looked out of place in this picture, it looks like he had a date with Aubrey Hepburn. Meanwhile Dallon stood there like he’s telling everyone his birthday is today- but he doesn’t have to lie that it’s on May 4th and that he just turned seven. Patrick’s just there, signature fedora on and a small peace sign.

Let’s not forget my entire class though. We have Frank Gioia and Eva in the front with Frank’s hands on her waist as her eyeliner-ed eyes shone against the color black. The Fro power and his friend glasses just stood there with awkward check poses that seems to go back somewhere deep and hidden in the past. Melanie and Ashley just stood there with no expression, except for the other student beside them, which is Jon, who’s doing the same peace sign Patrick’s been keeping up. The rest is can be explained stereotypical-ly; the emo, the shy artist, the jock, it’s just a fun variety to look at.

“Is that cous’?” I saw him pointing at the one with a black hoodie from the corner of my eye.

“Yep, that’s definitely your cousin Adam”

“They all look happy as heck”

“Sir can we take this sort of picture later?”

Another batch of noise.

Anyways, before my brain shuts down to “teaching mode” looks like I have to get back to this thinking normally crap later. Honestly the author just got no idea how American schools work so let her skip this part dotdootdoot. (let’s just say rep-emo isn’t an American Author (badum tsk))

●———————–●

Finally; the end of the day. Organizing my stuff after drinking my cold caffeine that was left in the canteen at break, I finally had my temporary freedom I shall redeem before my world domination.

Speaking about possible world domination if either me or Patrick does it we’ll both have things planned out but procrastinate later on.

Blowing my students a playful kiss when the bell rang I waltz to the exit first, even so I can still hear their laughs and joyful cheers.

Then I saw something- rather, someone I wish I could just avoid for the week.

Christian Tyler Joseph

My feet practically swooshed and I’m pretty sure my sole—and also my soul—said “nope, not today”. I swear, I’m an atheist but I prayed at that very moment. You know that tense feeling those cliché video game main character does when he or she feels the villain’s presence or just something freaky in the ceiling happens? If you’re thinking you are imaging those overused gulp noises that’s actually real, very real.

Yeah, feeling it.

“Oy! Brendo-”

“I’ll pay my debt later Troye!” Thank God I cut him off before he diss me in front of the students.

“For the last time Fivehead it’s Tyler!”

I know. Dude, we’ve been working together for years now and yet you seem dense about it, maybe that’s just because I always act stupid, don’t let that fool you, I am stupid.

Honestly, that poor guy is so easy to tease. If it wasn’t for my distracting use of ’T’-names I would have had a small—small as Tyler could get—fight. I heard a huff from behind my back that obviously came from Tyler himself, yes, I’m stubborn.

●———————–●

A sigh sadly escaped my lips as I flipped to peak into my students’ Assessment grades.

From Ashbridge to Zoroa; all were sorts of disappointment. Even those who got perfect seems fake to me. If Ryan didn’t left me to go somewhere with Spencer he would have said the grades are as fake as diamonds that looks like broken glass.

I’m so unhappy right now. Never thought I’d use that word.

That all changed when I heard the door slid and also a student did the same but in a more humane manner.

          Enter Ashley the student.

She’s that special student who’s quite popular, inside and outside school grounds. She’s literally a celebrity. She seems to get away each time she dyes her hair unlike another student of mine that goes by the name “crybaby”.

Guess who’s her advisor?

Yeah, that’s obviously me, anyone who said “Dallon” deserves a spank… or a slap, that’s just kinky.

“Hey there Mister Urie”

“Hello to you too Ashley, what’s up?”

Unlike other schools, we’re all practically informal here; teachers and students are pretty much close buds that we don’t even have some guidance counselor, I don’t know if that is a flaw or not… I guess Meagan is a counselor, but that’s just Pete’s wife. Going back to Ashley she’s the only girl in my class—well aside from Melanie—that calls me Mister Urie all the time, but that’s probably due to respect, which is quite neat unlike some students.

“I have milk and cookies here, Melanie wanted to give this out and um… She also asked me to give you this note…”

Yeah, that’s Melanie, no one exactly trusts her, except for Tyler and Hal- I mean Ashley I guess.

“Cool, just place it one of the chairs thanks”

She nodded- before I rudely interrupted when the thought rushed back deep inside my skull.

“Wait, what’s written?”

“Umm… It says; Do you like my cookies? They’re made just for you, a little bit of sugar and… lots of poison too” She seems to hesitate on reading it and I have no doubts on why she is.

Honestly, this is one of those times I wish I could pacify her.

I couldn’t blame her actions, she’s been through a lot- like, a whole looot, as edgy as the book written by Pete when he was young (we fortunately got to read it in his office, don’t tell anyone) she has been kidnapped, rough family, drugged and other things I wouldn’t go deeper.

She’s pretty odd, but really a pretty nice person at the same time. It’s like the half dyes of her hair. She, Frank, Eva, Jon, Mikey, Ray and Richie would talk to me all day and I feel comfortable with them.

I honestly like crazy people like her. She doesn’t mind me doing crappy things and she empathize with me, it’s nice to have someone like that ya know?

Hallelujah, I have such great students and yet I’m a sh*tty teacher. I wonder what type of cookies are in there-

F*ck, that pink pastel box looks creepy as Teletub-

I need some breather.

“Hey Ashley can you pass me the coc-”

Oh wait f*ck

She doesn’t know that yet

Oh god that sounds wrong. No I’m not gay shut up… What are you talking about me and Ryan are just friends. No, not even Dallon, shut up. Denial what the- okay I’m done talking to y'all, I’ll tell you about my past with Ryan later, m'kay? Yes I’ll talk about Dallon later too but now you f*cks are just distracting me.

Anyways, she doesn’t know I do cocaine.

“Uhh… what?”

Sh*t, you guys make me sound so bad. Thinking about it, I am the only one to blame if she did knew.

Think Brendon! Think!

WHY AM I IMAGINING SCENES FROM HANGOVER RIGHT NOW?! IT’S STILL 2001.

“Pass me the…. baby powder from the back of the second row shelf thanks”

“Okay… what does it look like there’s a bunch of jars here Mister Urie!” Yelling a bit for me to hear, I felt a drop of sweat coming from my distracting forehead.

“Uhh…. It’s in one of those straight shoote- I mean flower designs in it”

She raised a small glass tube with some flower designs in it. She raised her eyebrow a bit like it’s already questioning me.

I mean, why would someone smoldering with appeal like me would buy flowers? I had enough with people questioning my sexuality so I’m not having that again.

“This one?” She held the love roses tube and shook it. I hope she didn’t suspect me for anything if so then I hope that I ain’t kissing Pete’s *ss for this. Thank past me for buying filtered one and not the transparent, but that’s too early for me to say so.

“Yeah, bring it here. Thanks” She threw it to me and I caught it, fortunately.

“Why would you have it in a flower case?”

Haha…

“I have no containers left, is all”

She nodded once more “I’m pretty sure Principal Wentz would allow ya to use one of the containers in the science room, I mean you’re close to Mister Iero as well right?”

Haha… riiight. I’m pretty sure Mister Wentz or Iero wouldn’t

“Yeah, thanks for the idea and the cookies, tell Melanie the same”

“Yeah, you’re welcome Mister Urie”

●———————–●

“BRENDON!”

That’s Dallon, once more in all his glory. He never seems to stay calm after his week of teaching in this school. His hair looks like his wife quiffed it- whatever people call that hairstyle, maybe I should say hair mess.

“What?” As you can tell, I’m tired as well so long and goodnight Dal, I need some shut eye. This is the same man who almost fell asleep while teaching the opium war, quite surprising that he can be this tense.

“YOU CAN’T DO DRUGS IF THEY CAUGHT YOU YOU’RE IN BIG TROUBLE-”

“SHH!”

Yeah! I would be if you continued yelling.

“Shut up Dallon” I closed the door behind me only to here Dallon handling the doorknob back open.

“Brendon, it’s not healthy”

What is he gonna say? Cardiac arrest? Lung problems? Yeah, I know the side effect don’t worry about it, stimulation has always been a part of me even though I try so hard to deny it. I try to stop each time though so I don’t have to hear this right now.

(Author just searched the side effects of cocaine so this may not be exact, author is not a doctor, author’s life sucks)

“Uhuh”

“No I’m serious! My friend used to do drugs as well and he-”

Oh no. I’m having this talk again am I?

Rolling my eyes back to a distant land called “Nopeland”. I could only hear incoherent sounds of a failed attempt to get me to change my decisions in life. I only found the polychromatic color that matches the walls once more when my eyes landed back to my table.

Smirk.

Grab.

Flick.

“W-cou-hat the h-heck Brendon that’s childish eew is that baby powder or powdered milk? Disgusting”

Nah, that’s coke, have fun cleaning your uniform for tomorrow morning kiddo.

And then- with just one swish and flick- I magically landed back to happy land. Maybe it’s the side effect of cocaine, may or may not be but whatever, I’d like to think that it is for the moment. It’s nice to see someone’s first encounter with coke, if I were to be Van Gogh I’d be painting this view of Dadlon trying to remove the white stains from his crotch right now.

Looks like I have something to write on my Journal huh?

Let’s be real though dear hopefully-future-students; my dairy is a lot more cooler than the Diary Of A Wimpy kid? No? Yeah you’re right, my life sucks. If this were a subject you all would have had all my assessments perfect even on your first day.

I don’t know whether you should take that as a compliment or that states you’re slowly becoming trash- well no, technically all you little eyes are my treasure so don’t go living in the dumps.

“Brendon please help me remove this stuff”

“No thanks”

“Beeeebooo”

“Not this again Dallon”

This is some sick technique in which Dallon uses the nickname “Beebo” to get me to do something. No, I’m not telling you “why Beebo?”.

Fine.

It all started when me and Patrick were teaching the seniors for a bit since Andy couldn’t come due to a winter storm at his place. We were at Patrick’s small enthusiastic explanation about a simple concept when someone boldly called me “Beebo” and it just stucked.

Groaning in the same manner the students of 9AM1 from earlier, I grabbed my handerchief and started rubbing the surface of his sweater that he probably bought last week.

“I hate you”

“Love you too Beebs, now continue helping me will you?”

Geez, I do have a lot to write down today.

Oh crap, he didn’t bought this last week; it says “Grade 10 Hibiscus” so it’s most probably hand made for him from his last advisory class. He got this last Christmas. Crap, I ruined his greatest gift. I am so sorry Dallon. Best not to tell this and the Ashley incident to anyone.

●———————–●

My eyes wondered about when I saw the box Ashley left in the corner.

That pink box…

I swear, I don’t have any idea on what to do with these cookies, they actually smell and look delicious. I guess I’ll never know huh?

“Hey Mister Urie is Richie’s detention over? He asked me to go shopping in Hot Topic today that’s why I’m asking” The next person to ever slide in after class today is Frank Gioia. The emotional kid who doesn’t seem to mind what everyone thinks, he’s a cool dude I swear.

“Oh, he’d be up by no-”

About the box….

As bright as the ideas Gerard drew in his sketchpad (which is full of strange looking people by the way, especially that all white violin girl), my eyes fluttered at the sudden thought that occured.

“Hey Frank?”

“Yeah?” He tilted his head to peak in a bit more. He doesn’t seem to be fazed at the fact I avoided answering his question.

“Want some cookies?”

Silence.

He stared at me for a bit, then back to the box I was supposedly reaching out for him to taste. His eyebrow raised at the sight of it.

“Isn’t that Melanie’s?”

Oh, he knew, that was some fail.

Lie or not to lie?

Nah, lying is pretty much fun if you’re a girl.

“Yeah, Melanie gave it to me earlier”

“Yeah saw it too”

Then another batch of awkward silence followed as we stared at each other, eyes locked with such confusion present on both sides.

“Sure… I’ll take one”

He came closer and took a bite of the chocolate chipped cookies from the forsaken box. He seems delighted somehow.

Well.

Looks like I have a new box to place my ecstasy.

●———————–●

I bumped into Ryan earlier.

He gave me this blank look before leaving me in the halls. He seemed to be carrying another paper bag; two packs of cheese whiz I presume. He didn’t seem to mind me whenever I snoop into his bags, although this time was an exception.

       ⏭️The theater in Brendon’s mind⏮️

Ryan: *looking at his paper bag*

Fab Brendon: What’s that *about to reach into the bag*

Ryan: *Slaps hand*

Ryan: Y o u  a r e  n o t  m y  f r i e n d

Exit Ryan.

⏯️

Trust me, give him a few more days and the two of us we’ll be okay, he wouldn’t exchange our friendship over cheese whiz….

I wonder if he thinks the same about me and Frank Sinatra, if so tell him I’d choose the latter.

●———————–●

On my way home I saw Ray and Mikey talking about Gerard and his small sketchpad they saw behind the bush in which he probably left it.

“How did it end up there in the first place?” They looked as confused as I am, Ray just raised his lips a bit higher to look like he’s pensive for an answer.

“He’s Mister Way after all, he can get like this, right Moikey?”

“Mikey Ray, It’s Mikey. Yes, he does act as irresponsible at times”

Sometimes I wonder if that face shows sadness, disappointment, anger or just plain nothing. It’s a pokerface no one could ever break, not even that time Joe played around with Frank’s chemistry set, I mean, mixing Mountain Dew and chunks of Doritos was funny and all, and Gerard’s reporting skills on that scene made the class laugh even more.

I sure do love this school’s innocent scenes.

Wait I’m going too far, back to Mikey.

“Anyways, do you know where your brother is at the moment?”

He shook his head in reply but Ray nodded it with excitement.

“Yeah he said he’s going to binge watch Star Wars in the cinema”

Mikey’s face dropped a bit before going back to normal. That action probably meant sadness… right?

“He forgot to drive me back home, whatever I’ll just walk”

“I’ll come with you don’t worry, we’re practically neighbors”

“no we’re not”

“shush”

I know that I laughed at that small conversation but I still feel the small strange vibe Mikey’s been radiating, unlike Gerard he would have punched me in the face if he was at the scene and tell me to “stay the *beep* away from my sketchpad!”

Was that beep necessary?

“Do you want me to call Gerard?”

“No, it’s okay Mister Urie”

I shrugged as he denied my random act of kindness, ouch.

“Whatever kiddos, get home safely okay?” “Yes Mister Urie” “Oh, and bring your brother’s sketchpad, he doesn’t want it in my hands”

Mikey raised an eyebrow “Don’t you wanna see what’s inside?”

I mean, it could be anything edge-shock-y so I wouldn’t dare open it.

“N-nah, rather not”

Mikey just nodded and fetched for the sketchpad in my hands.

Then I walked back home, just like they did.

God, I’m stopping drugs. Things like this are more stimulating…. and stressful

*Halloween* Origin Story. (Tyler Joseph x Reader)

Request: my best friend: ‘Tyler.’

Prompt 21: Spiders

Note: Firstly, Happy Halloween to all and Happy Birthday to the man who has taken over my life, Frank Iero. Secondly, this is the last bit of writing I will be posting before I leave, so I hope you guys enjoy. x

“You left me here to die!”

The loudness and extreme betrayal in your voice caught Tyler off guard, and he stumbled back a little bit as he walked through the front door of your, his and Josh’s shared home, a taken aback look on his face.

“I just went to the grocery store!” he defended, holding up the packet of snacks he was carrying as proof.

“You left me alone with a spider in the shower!”

Your roommate stifled a chuckle as he walked towards the kitchen to unpack the groceries, you stomping along behind him and glowering at his taller frame.

“It was literally the size of a pinhead,” he mocked, grabbing a few pieces of candy from the packet he had bought and popping them into his mouth.

“It doesn’t matter!” you waved your arms around, a shudder coursing through you at the mere thought of being in the shower, completely defenceless, with an arachnid. “You were in there before me, you saw the damn thing, and the least you could’ve done is taken it out!” You did a little fake cry and stomped around, another shudder wracking your body.

Tyler was clearly amused, and he made no attempt to hide it as he continued eating the candy.

“It’s not funny!” you picked up a piece of candy and threw it at him, but he opened his mouth and caught it, sticking his tongue out in scorn. “TYLER!”

“Alright, alright, calm down. Jeez Louise,” he made wide-eyes and set the candy down before walking around to you. “I’m sorry, okay?”

“You better be,” you scoffed, trying your hardest to look angry as you folded your arms and scowled at him.

“I am.”

“Good.”

“Want some candy?” he offered, picking up the bag and holding it out to you.

“I don’t want anything from you,” you narrowed your eyes, turning away.

“Okay, fine,” he muttered, moving to grab a soda.

You watched him get the can and open it, take a sip and continue eating. A minute later, you cleared your throat and spoke again.

“So are you gonna go and get it?”

He looked up and smirked at you. “I thought you didn’t want anything from me?” he cocked his head to the side.

“TYLER!”

He laughed heartily and held his hands up in defence. “Okay, okay, I’m going.”

~

After a long day, your soft bed was calling out for you, and you sighed in relief as you entered your room and kicked off your high heels.

A long, hot shower worked wonders for your drained body, and not long after, you were in your pyjamas and about to climb into bed.

You pulled back the covers and lucky for you, you looked down, because there was a gigantic spider right in the middle of the bed.

Shrieking, you sprinted out the room and straight into Josh’s, making him jump up in alarm.

“(Y/N)! What’s wrong?”

“Spider…” you stammered, managing to point a shaky finger in the direction of your room.

Josh relaxed. “It’s okay, I’ll go take care of it. Just… go to Tyler in the mean time.”

You slowly made your way into Tyler’s room, tentatively pushing open the door and walking over to his bed, where he was lying under the covers.

Slowly, you lifted the covers and slid in next to him, causing him to turn around to face you, instinctively pulling you closer.

“What's wrong, angel?” he murmured, his voice providing instant comfort to you.

“There’s a huge spider in my bed,” you whimpered, shuffling into his chest.

“Oh,” he nodded in understanding, “Josh gone to sort it out?”

You nodded.

“Okay, good. Just relax, I’ve got you.”

~

“Obviously I knew how deathly afraid of spiders she was, but I saw my opportunity and took it. So the day after the ‘spider in the shower’ incident, while she was at work, I went down to the store and got a couple of fake spiders from the Halloween display, and when I got home, I put the biggest one in her bed. Now, I know that it was a horrible thing to do, but I still did it anyway. Why? Well, because I knew she would freak out and run and ask us for help. Josh’s room was the closest to hers, and I knew that she would go to him first, so I let him in on my plan. Then, after Josh left to ‘take care of it’, she would come into my room and lie down while waiting for Josh to finish, and eventually, she would fall asleep. In my arms. I’m sure you can see my motivation, now. Anyway, I did this everyday for the next week or so, and after a while, she was spending so much time in my room, she stayed. And the rest is history.”

“Wow,” Pete chuckled, “that is the weirdest, harshest relationship origin story I have ever heard. And that’s coming from me!”

“Yeah, I stopped speaking to him for a week after he told me,” you scoffed, shooting a glare at Tyler, who smiled an innocent smile.

“Hey, it worked, didn’t it?” Tyler asked, making everyone mutter in agreement.

Patrick raised a glass. “That it did. To Mr and Mrs Joseph!”

_______________________________

Thank you for reading x

I already know that a long time ago I had posted a durdeless between Desireless and the front-man of the Twenty One Pilots band, that is Mr. Tyler Joseph who among other things turns 30 today! Many wishes on my part to Tyler, since today I want to give him a gift, with this "new" durdeless with a little something different. I have already said of course what this durdeless expresses for me and I wrote it in the first version. Apart from that, I'll explain to you what Tyler and his incredible band express to me. I think that Tyler is very, very good at writing songs for the band (Twenty One Pilots), also because I see that in songs like Stressed Out or as Car Radio or Smithereens or Chlorine etc. the lyrics are very vague, in the sense that they are intense and written with true and pure attention, and that is why they are beautiful and that I adore them just as much as I love Tyler. For the band instead I think it has been very successful over time, but also at the beginning anyway. Just as Desireless also got to be successful, but thanks to the song writer Jean-Michel Rivat (I also admire a lot for the style in which he wrote songs, including my beloved Voyage voyage!). Okay Tyler, I wish you a happy birthday again 21 times! #mister #tylerjoseph #desireless #voyagevoyage #durdeless #love #dream #souls #navity #happybirthday #clique #twentyonepilots #joshdun #stressedout #chlorine #smithereens #carradio #blurryface #trench #jeanmichelrivat #songwriter #best #band #30thbirthday #redurdeless https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq2QjfBFGEZ/?igshid=1pztm586q2r4v

Do you have any pieces that aren't necessarily fan fiction that you'd be willing to share? - Peachy

This was for a writing contest in 2016, and it is also the closest thing I have to a non-fanfiction piece that’s fully completed.The task was to write a small piece inspired by a song.I took first place.

Friday:

Tyler warily approached the podium at the front of his English class. His professor seemed to be disappointed already by his appearance; skinny jeans and a T-shirt. Of all the days Tyler has forgotten formal wear, it had to be the day the founder of the college was visiting, and as Tyler connected eyes with the pudgy business man he felt his knees wobble. He tried to mask his nervousness by fiddling with the microphone, but his professor saw through his phony facade.

“Jethro, this is Mr. Tyler Joseph,” His professor boomed through the crowded room. “He has prepared a special piece in anticipation of your arrival.” His professor’s cold eyes returned to where Tyler stood at the front of the hall. “Whenever you’re ready, Joseph.”

Tyler could feel his heart thumping loudly in his chest, beating in rapid unison with his breath. He swallowed hard. “My n-name is Tyler Joseph,” He paused to take a deep breath. “And I chose to write about my past and h-how it has motivated me to-to do better. T-to improve myself.”

His eyes fluttered down to his paper and he took one more shaky breath before beginning; “Trees,

“During my youth I struggled to find myself, my passions, and my mind. It was an uphill battle that only became more difficult when I broke away from my pre-made future.

"It began deep inside, rather than at the surface. Writing became a way to express my confusion and my self-doubt, and when I began playing piano everything seemed to fall into place. I gathered a few friends and we began a leisure group - if you will. We practiced covering existing songs, and soon after we began playing songs of our own. We landed a few gigs, some successful, some not so successful. But, we stuck it out and continued improving, until we reached what I thought was our breaking point. My band mates left me, and I discovered a boy.

"This boy later became my drummer and my best friend. This boy goes by the name, Joshua Dun; drummer of Twenty Øne Pilots. We clicked immediately, and after graduation we became inseparable due to our intense passions for music. And despite the self-doubt and slow climb to recognition, Josh and I found solace in creating.”

Tyler broke from his speech to look out among the audience. He searched for a familiar face, a face that could calm and encourage him. He took a deep, shaky breath and continued to scan faces, his heart dropping only momentarily before he caught sight of a supportive Brendon. His hair stuck up in several directions and he groggily gave Tyler a thumbs up.

Okay, Tyler thought, Okay.

“From our garage band in Ohio, we moved to stages across the United States. Canada, and Europe. Our voices took the world by storm and we saved lives, and created memories while doing so. Through concerts, award shows, tweets, and much more, we brought people together; we created a family. It’s crazy to think that our voices reached so far, but it quickly became reality.”

He broke from his speech again, this time to blink the surfacing tears from his eyes. He looked over the blank expressions of his fellow classmates and the disappointed eyes of his professor. In that moment Tyler felt himself falling into an anxiety attack, so he looked to Brendon again. His friend had sensed his panic and was raising his hands and lowering them slowly, signaling for Tyler to breathe.

Tyler cleared his throat. “Another reality that hit us was one that we were least expecting. One evening in our hometown, I looked at Josh and I knew. I knew that someday our voices would come to an end and the world would move on to other ones. Of course, I didn’t vocalize this thought because I decided it was best to keep to myself.

"Now, here I am four years later, reading an essay to a hall of English majors in a university; another place I never saw myself standing. Unfortunately, that means that the world has stopped hearing our voices, so we’ve stopped trying to be heard. It is a rough reality that came collapsing upon me, much too quickly for me to stop it. So now when I visit Josh’s family, we no longer discuss our success or our "fifteen seconds”, but instead we discuss the future. By doing so I have realized things; things I wouldn’t have thought about on a tour bus in Germany while eating tacos with Josh. I realized that you don’t need a microphone in your hand or a camera on your face to be heard, you just have to speak to the right people.

“I wish so badly that Joshua could be up here, at this podium with me so he could share his side of learning and growing, but his life has taken him down other paths; I still visit him often and tell stories and laugh. I’ll probably tell him about this speech too.

"There was, however, one place that I’ve refused to go without Josh. We built a tree house as teenagers, and we explored the forest, speaking to the silence in the trees, and I never found it quite fitting to go alone. Maybe we’ll meet up again sometime and visit the old tree house, because to me it wasn’t just a tree house. It was an escape; a second chance to get a hold of my life and put it to good use. It was in that tree house that Josh and I decided to produce our own albums, where I decided to share my message, where we agreed to never stray - no matter how far away life took us. Together we vowed to be strong and to help others be strong.

"But back to what this had to do with self-improvement; promises. Through our music I promised myself that I would keep fighting the good fight, that "you” too can stay alive, that “ending it” isn’t worth it because this pain is temporary. So if I had to wrap this up with a single thought, I would say: Never stop creating.“

***

Sunday:

Tyler walked alongside Brendon, sipping his coffee slowly as they made their way across town. They had just left Josh’s childhood home after saying a quick ‘hello’ to his mother. The boys had left Mrs. Dun’s house in good spirits after briefly sharing current situations and discussing their plans after graduation, but now they merely walked in silence, Brendon kicking a rock every-so-often and Tyler crunching leaves.

The silence was deafening and it had been driving Brendon absolutely mad. "Hey did you grab a Red Bull?”

Tyler nodded, tapping on the can in the side-pouch of his backpack. “Yeah.”

“That’s cool. He’ll appreciate that.”

Tyler nodded again.

“How long has it been since you’ve spoken to him?” Brendon asked awkwardly, scratching at the back of his head.

“Too long,” Tyler answered. “I hope he’ll be happy to see us.”

Brendon cleared his throat nervously. “Oh. I thought-,” He looked at Tyler, who stared back with furrowed brows and confused eyes. “You know what, never mind. I’d be glad to see Josh again.” He draped an arm loosely over Tyler’s shoulders with a smug grin. “Look at us,” He sighed. “The trio is getting back together.”

Tyler smiled, nudging Brendon playfully in the ribs. “Get your own friend.”

“Really?” Brendon mused. “Because I think Sarah wanted to go out or something-you know, I’ll come back later.”

Tyler feigned hurt as Brendon spun 360 degrees and laughed loudly into the thin fall air. “I hope you wouldn’t leave us,” Tyler joked. “I’m buying Taco Bell later.”

Brendon gasped suddenly, falling dramatically into Tyler’s side and causing the smaller boy to stumble. “Food,” Brendon whined. “I’m starved.”

Tyler raised his wrist to his mouth, speaking in a deep voice to his watch, “This boy needs a taco, STAT!” He looked down into Brendon’s dramatically closing eyes. “Hang in there Brendon.”

“I-,” Brendon coughed. “I’ll never let go Tyler.”

Tyler snorted, surprising them both, and in his rush to cover his mouth, Brendon slipped from his grasp and tumbled into a pile of leaves and sticks with an ‘oof’.

A chuckling Tyler bent to help his also snickering friend, but a sharp “Hey” caused him to stiffen his back and stand upright. The boys nervously turned to see a chipper redhead carrying a cup of coffee.“You two going to see Josh?” She asked.

“We were,” Brendon interjected. “Until Tyler tried to kill me.”

“Yeah,” Tyler chuckled. “We were planning on going for food, too. Did you want to walk with us?”

“I actually can’t,” She frowned. “But can you give these to him for me?” Debby reached into her purse and produced a pair of new red drumsticks. “I kept meaning to get them to him before his birthday, but work has me so busy. Can you, maybe tell him I said hi?”

“Of course.” Tyler took the sticks from her and quickly gave Debby a hug before scurrying away, Brendon trudging along behind him.

He and Brendon made good timing, walking the last few blocks at a quicker pace. As the two finally reached the top of a grassy hill Tyler caught sight of him.

“Joshua!” He exclaimed, running to him with the unopened can of Red Bull and the drumsticks in his hands. “I brought you this,” He said through a gasp. “Debby, s-she says hi and she wanted to get you these for your birthday.”

Tyler dropped to his knees to be at eye-level, and he could feel Brendon’s hands being placed gently on his shoulders as Tyler carefully set the can and the drumsticks on the ground in front of the stone; 'Joshua William Dun, Beloved Son’.

“Hey Josh,” Brendon choked out between sobs. He rubbed comforting circles into Tyler’s back as the boy began to sob in his arms. “It’s good to see you again.”

Masterlist

Legend: advent calendar [🎄]; Series [➡️]; Recommendation [⭐]; Blurb [💭]; Fluff [💌]; Angst [⚡]; Smut [💦]

🎄Bandblogging’s blurby advent calendar🎁

Twenty One Pilots

TØP (all)

Saved (Trigger Warning)⚡

First dates (Preference)🎄

Josh Dun

Crazy cat lady

Stay with me and pretend the world doesn’t exist

No take-backs

Shower duetts

Hold my hand

You sneeze like a man

I also hate poison

Take a breath

Marshmallows

We all want to be helped (pt. 1)➡️

We all want to be helped (pt. 2)➡️

It was a mistake

You made me lose control

You make me happy

Lazy Saturday

I thought you were okay with this

That’s unfair (blurb)

Christmas cookies and bubble baths

Forgotten Birthday

She’s mine

The boy from back home ⚡

Ice rink 💭🎄

Kitchen mess 💭🎄

Busy 💭🎄

Truth or Dare 💭🎄

Delayed 💭🎄

Single Dad Dun

Nose Ring💭

Tyler Joseph

Over eleven years of friendship and we still get into these situations

Let the rain wash it away

Tell him (pt.1)➡️

Tell her (pt.2)➡️

Blah blah blah

I’ll even be the little spoon

Maybe don’t lead with that aspect

Better than me? 💌

Four A.M

Hot Cocoa 💭🎄

Winter walk 💭🎄

Icy roads ⚡🎄

Water Fun

False friend

5 Seconds of Summer

All 4

Sleepover (Platonic)➡️

Sleepover continuations with

Calum

,

Ashton (slightly NSFW)

,

Luke

,

Michael

(also listed below)➡️

Luke Hemmings

Best Friends

Maybe not so platonic (Sleepover continuation with Luke)➡️

No more hiding

On a whim

What happens in Vegas maybe shouldn’t stay in Vegas

Shitty wingman

Love ride 💭💌

Photograph

Jealousy 🎄

Christmas Party 💦🎄

Baubles 💭🎄

Drunk Talks

Calum Hood

Surprise Visit

Maybe not so platonic (Sleepover continuation with Cal)➡️

They don’t know about us (Pt. 3 of Sleepover)➡️

They don’t know about us (Pt. 4 of Sleepover)➡️

They don’t know about us (Pt. 5 of Sleepover)➡️

They don’t know about us (Pt. 6 of Sleepover)➡️

They don’t know about us (Pt. 7 of Sleepover)➡️🎄

They don’t know about us (Pt. 8 of Sleepover)➡️

Your heartbeat is my favourite sound

Annoyingly attractive

Make me

Pop a pill (smutty)💦

Red-light runner ⚡

Free Coffee 💭🎄

Positive 💭🎄

Let Me Down Slow ⚡

Ashton Irwin

Maybe not so platonic (Sleepover continuation w/ Ash)➡️

We can be a mess together

I love all of you (Plus Size!)

“Obsession” (Pt. 1)➡️

“Obsession” (Pt. 2)➡️

Fingers crossed 💭💌

Late night walk 💌💭

Pyjama Day 💭🎄

My Spot 💭🎄

Talent 💭🎄

Mrs. Claus 💭🎄

Taking care💦

Taking care Pt. 2💦➡️

Michael Clifford

Maybe not so platonic (Sleepover continuation with Michael Clifford-Pt. 2)➡️

Maybe not so platonic (Pt. 3)➡️

New Year’s Kiss 💭💌

Sleepy time 💭

Snowball fight 💭🎄

Tradition 💭🎄

Gingerbread House 💭🎄

Perfect Present 💭🎄

One Direction (on my side blog) (2018 = Hiatus and Solocareers yk)

Liam Payne

Daddy Direction pt.1 (2018)

Daddy Direction pt.2 (2018)

Daddy Direction pt.3 (2018)

2018 in music

I forgot to make this post earlier, but I like to look back at the year through my music playlist! I've been making monthly playlists since '15, and it's a neat way to look back at the year!

Sorted in (mostly) chronological order by month and artist! Readmore cuz it gets Real long towards the end of the year

January:

Bastille - The Currents, Glory, Send Them Off!, Lethargy, Icarus, The Weight of Living Pt. I & II

Kane Strang - My Smile Is Extinct

Miku - My R (I don't remember the actual producer rn)

BTS - Mic Drop (Steve Aoki Remix)

Imagine Dragons - Polaroid

Superfruit - Imaginary Parties

Porter Robinson - Shelter

Shawn Wasabi - Otter Pop

Snail's House - Pixel Galaxy

February

Bastille - Snakes

Cavetown - This Is Home

Mounika - Cut My Hair

Devilman no Uta

Mayor Maynot

March

Marshmello - F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

Troyboi - Do You?

V1VY4 - Donor Song

April

BTS - Crystal Snow

blackbear - i miss the old u, Deadroses, idfc

grandson - thoughts & prayers

Abbey Glover - I Wish You Liked Girls

May

Drake - Nice For What

Childish Gambino - This Is America

Dirty Heads - Insomnia

Twenty One Pilots - Guns For Hands, Ode To Sleep, Slowtown, Glowing Eyes, Ruby, Be Concerned, The Judge, Doubt

Tyler Joseph - Drown

Sara Bareillas - Soft Place To Land

Blue October - I Hope You're Happy

June

Bastille - Quarter Past Midnight

Panic! At The Disco - High Hopes

Amber Run - I Found

Young The Giant - Cough Syrup

Secondhand Serenade - Fall For You

Borns - Electric Love

July

Panic! At The Disco - Death Of A Bachelor (the album)

August

Panic! At The Disco - Roaring 20s, Old Fashioned, Dying in LA

AJR - Weak

Bandit feat. Demi Lovato - Solo

Post Malone - Better Now

Drake - In My Feelings

Juice WRLD - Lucid Dreams

September

One Republic - Connection

Lincoln - Saint Bernard

Binan Koukou - I Miss You no 3 Meters

October

George Ezra - Shotgun

Amanda Palmer - Runs in the Family, In My Mind

Run River North - Growing Up

Kana-Boon - Silhouette

November

Jukebox the Ghost - Under My Skin, Everybody's Lonely

Mother Mother - Very Good Bad Thing, Problems

Jonathan Coulton- Nobody Loves You Like Me

Fall Out Boy - Church

Kenshi Yonezu - Vivi

K/DA - Popstars

U Got That Remix

Sleeping At Last - Light

Cloudeater - Hollow

Starset - Carnivore

Ellie Goulding - Human

For The Foxes - Running Back To You

Good With Grenades - Bruises and Bitemarks

Tally Hall - Turn The Lights Off

St. Vincent - Marrow

Bad Wolf - Zombie

Highly Suspect - My Name Is Human

December

K.Flay - Blood in the Cut

Jack Campbell - Absentee

Straight No Chaser - Insomniac

Mother Mother - Body

Skillet - Hero

Cold - Bleed

Imagine Dragons - Ready Aim Fire

Breaking Benjamin - Dear Agony

AWOLNATION - Not Your Fault

Xan Griffin - Capricorn, Pisces

Wolfgun - Pacific

AJJ - Brave As A Noun, People II: The Reckoning

Time Flies - Insomniac

Amber Run - Insomniac

Billy Pilgrim - Insomniac, Get Me Out Of Here

Your Smith - Debbie

Wafia - I'm Good

Bulow - Sad And Bored

Set It Off - Bad Guy, Problem

Butthole Surfers - Pepper

Muse - Thoughts of a Dying Atheist

Starset - Point of No Return

Brand New - Daisy

The Front Bottoms - Swimming Pool

Wild Child - Crazy Bird

Broken Iris - Where Butterflies Never Die, Forevermore

Rise Against - Endgame

Nonpoint - Alive and Kicking

Daughter - Youth

Two Gallants - Despite What You've Been Told

Demon Hunter - Carry Me Down

New Medicine - American Wasted, Resolve to Fight, It's A War, Rich Kids

Snake Song

The Hoosiers - A Sadness Runs Through Him

Clams Casino - I'm God

Sick Puppies - Pitiful

Ms Mr - Dark Doo Wop

Janelle Monae - Dance Apocalyptic

Lord Huron - The Yawning Grave

One Republic - Come Home, Too Easy

Sentenced - Blood and Tears

The Birthday Massacre - Blue

Sir Sly - &run

The Ready Set - Bitter and the Sweetness

Jukebox the Ghost - Hold It In

Nicki Minaj - Bed

Fever Ray - If I Had A Heart

Dreamers - Screws

Nothing More - Go To War

The Scary Jokes - Icicles

Allison Weiss - I Was An Island

Pim Stones - We Had It All

🌙🔥My Obsession With Josh && Tyler Is Unhealthy... I’m Working On A Huge Project, Including A Bunch Of Original Songs/Videos/Speeches && more I made for Tyler Joseph . Stay Alive. xxxx #IzzysCarRadio #TylerJoseph #JoshDun ... im there for Tyler till the end, I’ll do everything in my power to help support care and be there for him. Same with Josh xxxxxx #tylerjoseph #tylerjoseph #tylerjoseph #tylerjoseph #tylerjoseph #tylerjoseph #tylerjoseph #tylerjoseph 🖤🖤__Part 1: xStayyAliveex (Video Mashup) √ __Part 2: Dear Tyler, Listen [PART ONE && TWO.] (A£etter4Tyler) √ __Part 3&4: Blurryfaces Car Radio (_4Speeches4Tyler_)√ __Part 5 & 6: A Little Melody (Covers Of 21Pilots Songs) •Hometown/Truce √ •I Need Something/Time To Say Goodbye √ __Parts 7, 8, 9, & 10: Songs For Tyler •SONG 1: [Singing The Letter I Wrote Part 1] √ •SONG 2: [Singing The Letter I Wrote Part 2] √ •SONG 3: [Singing The Letter I Wrote Part 3] √ •SONG 4: Tyler_Is_21_Pilots [My Freestyle] √ __Part 11: 20 Missing Fans, 1 Music Video [Music Video to "I Need Sonething/Car Radio"] __Part 12 thru 20: 8 Songs From A Very Addicted Fan SONG 5: Tyler At Best √ SONG 6: Tyler Joseph & Joseph Tyler √ SONG 7: Addicted & Blurryradios √ SONG 8: Featuring, Tyler Joseph √ SONG 9: I Love Tyler Joseph √ SONG 10: Holding On To Tyler √ SONG 11: Tyler Blurred My Face √ SONG 12: Tyler, It's Not Over √ Remember One Thing, Stay Alive xx (Reading Both My Fanfics/Remakes) __Part 21 thru 27 *Ode To Sleep/Friend, Please *Addict With A Pen/Kitchen Sink *"Nico and the Niners/Goner" Cover *"Neon Gravestones/Be Concerned" Cover *"Screen" Cover *"Taxi Cab" Cover *"Trees" Cover 🥀🖤|-/ Tyler, My Angel. [Final Videos]🌙🔥 🌙🔥*Part 28;My Obsession With Tyler Is Unhealthy... *Part 29: My Unhealthy Addiction To Josh *Part 30: Stay Alive, My Unhealthy Twenty One Pilots Addiction *Part 31: Fren, Please *Part 32: Darkness Beloved *Part 33: Hold On, Tyler *Part 34: ISentItToTheDarkXO *Part 35: Tyler's Song *Part 36: Dangerous Lullibyes *Part 37: Tylers Life Saved Mine *Part 38: I Wanna Save Tyler (Part#1) *Part 39: I Wanna Save Tyler (Part#2) *Part 40: I Wanna Save Tyler (Part#3; Final Part)🖤🥀 🖤🖤 💚Tyler Joseph, A True Angel (from twenty one pilots)💚 Tyler told us to stay alive Im telling him to stay alive Tyler i always hope that your ok The pain and effort you put into your songs You are a warrior You are a fighteor I want to be there I want u to no that people care You always make me happy You always make me think Mr Mr Blurryface I dont want u to be sad I dont want to see u torn apart. I appreciate you and all that you do Youve changed so many lives Youve made thousands question why You have no idea how much you mean to me Im not going to say that im your #1 fan Becayse im nit Im a person just like you Hi Tyler im pretty sure u will never see this. But u matter ur impirtant u have a purpose u are a warrior and U ARE SOMEBODY. I want to meet you so bad. U mean so mucg to me. U deserve more than the hell uve been thru. But as a fan and as a person i am here 4 u. Know yourcworth! My dream is to meet u and josh on my birthday. Tjank u for all u done for us and i want to returm the favor. I wanna make u a song. I make music 2. Stay strong. Ur truely amazing and inspiring. Lemme no ifu need some1💚 @tylerrjoseph #tylerjoseph @twentyonepilots @twentyonepilots 🥀🥀 {Video 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11} Hi Tyler im pretty sure u will never see this. But u matter ur impirtant u have a purpose u are a warrior and U ARE SOMEBODY. I want to meet you so bad. U mean so mucg to me. U deserve more than the hell uve been thru. But as a fan and as a person i am here 4 u. Know yourcworth! My dream is to meet u and josh on my birthday. Tjank u for all u done for us and i want to returm the favor. I wanna make u a song. I make music 2. Stay strong. Ur truely amazing and inspiring. Lemme no ifu need some1💚 This is one of the videos I made for you, I wrote u 4 songs, I studied all your songs and interviews and wrote a 12 page letter to u, Instagram won’t let me post the whole 25 minutes but I have a YouTube Channel “TwistedMetal411” where when the whole tribute is done, I’ll post it. You tell us to stay alive, you need to as well x I’m here for you hun . Stay strong && remember who u are! U matter x 🥀 @skeletonclique @skeletonclique @tylerrjoseph @tylerrjoseph @jennaajoseph @joshuadun @twentyonepilots @artbytheclique @artbytheclique

2012/2013 TV Awards

Best Drama Series: Boardwalk Empire Breaking Bad Game of Thrones Homeland Mad Men Scandal HONORABLE MENTION: Bates Motel, The Good Wife, Hannibal, House of Cards, Justified, Parenthood, Shameless, Sons of Anarchy, Southland, Treme Best Actor - Drama Series: Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire - "The Milkmaid's Lot" Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad - "Say My Name" Hugh Dancy, Hannibal - "Savoureux" Jeff Daniels, The Newsroom - "We Just Decided To" Jon Hamm, Mad Men - "In Care Of" Damian Lewis, Homeland - "Q&A" HONORABLE MENTION: Tony Goldwyn, Scandal; Michael C. Hall, Dexter; Freddie Highmore, Bates Motel; Charlie Hunnam, Sons of Anarchy; Peter Krause, Parenthood; William H. Macy, Shameless; Mads Mikkelsen, Hannibal; Timothy Olyphant, Justified; Wendell Pierce, Treme; Kevin Spacey, House of Cards; Steve Zahn, Treme Best Actress - Drama Series: Claire Danes, Homeland - "Q&A" Vera Farmiga, Bates Motel - "Midnight" Tatiana Maslany, Orphan Black - "Endless Forms Most Beautiful" Elisabeth Moss, Mad Men - "The Better Half" Emmy Rossum, Shameless - "A Long Way From Home" Kerry Washington, Scandal - "Truth or Consequences" HONORABLE MENTION: Jennifer Carpenter, Dexter; Glenn Close, Damages; Lauren Graham, Parenthood; Melissa Leo, Treme; Kelly Macdonald, Boardwalk Empire; Kate Mara, House of Cards; Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife; Katey Sagal, Sons of Anarchy; Robin Wright, House of Cards Best Supporting Actor - Drama Series: Jonathan Banks, Breaking Bad - "Say My Name" Michael Cudlitz, Southland - "Chaos" Jack Huston, Boardwalk Empire - "Sunday Best" Vincent Kartheiser, Mad Men - "In Care Of" Mandy Patinkin, Homeland - "The Choice" Corey Stoll, House of Cards - "Chapter 11" HONORABLE MENTION: Jim Beaver, Justified; Bobby Cannavale, Boardwalk Empire; Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Game of Thrones; Charles Dance, Game of Thrones; Peter Dinklage, Game of Thrones; Walton Goggins, Justified; Michael Kelly, House of Cards; David Morrissey, The Walking Dead; Dean Norris, Breaking Bad; Aaron Paul, Breaking Bad; Ron Perlman, Sons of Anarchy; Jeff Perry, Scandal; Clarke Peters, Treme; Michael Shannon, Boardwalk Empire; John Slattery, Mad Men; Max Thieriot, Bates Motel; Sam Waterston, The Newsroom; Jeremy Allen White, Shameless; James Wolk, Mad Men Best Supporting Actress - Drama Series: Khandi Alexander, Treme - "Don't You Leave Me Here" Michelle Fairley, Game of Thrones - "The Rains of Castamere" Anna Gunn, Breaking Bad - "Fifty-One" Gretchen Mol, Boardwalk Empire - "Sunday Best" Monica Potter, Parenthood - "Keep on Rowing" Maisie Williams, Game of Thrones - "Mhysa" HONORABLE MENTION: Morena Baccarin, Homeland; Christine Baranski, The Good Wife; Linda Cardellini, Mad Men; Emilia Clarke, Game of Thrones; Kim Dickens, Treme; Natalie Dormer, Game of Thrones; Christina Hendricks, Mad Men; Megan Hilty, Smash; January Jones, Mad Men; Emma Kenney, Shameless; Regina King, Southland; Debra Mooney, Scandal; Olivia Munn, The Newsroom; Jessica Pare, Mad Men; Diana Rigg, Game of Thrones; Kiernan Shipka, Mad Men; Maggie Siff, Sons of Anarchy; Sophie Turner, Game of Thrones; Bellamy Young, Scandal Best Writing - Drama Series: Boardwalk Empire - "Two Imposters" - Howard Korder Breaking Bad - "Fifty-One" - Sam Catlin Breaking Bad - "Gliding Over All" - Moira Walley-Beckett Game of Thrones - "The Rains of Castamere" - David Benioff & D.B. Weiss Homeland - "Q&A" - Henry Bromell Mad Men - "In Care Of" - Matthew Weiner & Carly Wray HONORABLE MENTION: Boardwalk Empire - “Margate Sands”; Boardwalk Empire - “Sunday Best”; Breaking Bad - “Dead Freight”; Breaking Bad - “Say My Name”; Damages - “But You Don’t Do That Anymore”; Game of Thrones - “And Now His Watch Is Ended”; Game of Thrones - “Mhysa”; The Good Wife - “Red Team, Blue Team”; Hannibal - “Aperitif”; Hannibal - “Savoureux”; Homeland - “The Choice”; Homeland - “New Car Smell”; Homeland - “State of Independence”; Justified - “Ghosts”; Mad Men - “The Better Half”; Mad Men - “The Crash”; Mad Men - “The Quality of Mercy”; Parenthood - “I’ll Be Right Here”; Parenthood - “There’s Something I Need to Tell You…”; Scandal - “Happy Birthday, Mr. President”; Scandal - “White Hat’s Back On”; Shameless - “A Long Way Home”; Southland - “Chaos”; Treme - “Don’t You Leave Me Here”; The Walking Dead - “Seed” Best Directing - Drama Series: Boardwalk Empire - "Margate Sands" - Tim Van Patten Breaking Bad - "Dead Freight" - George Mastras Breaking Bad - "Fifty-One" - Rian Johnson Game of Thrones - "The Rains of Castamere" - David Nutter Homeland - "Q&A" - Lesli Linka Glatter Mad Men - "The Crash" - Michael Uppendahl HONORABLE MENTION: Boardwalk Empire - “The Pony”; Boardwalk Empire - “Two Imposters”; Breaking Bad - “Gliding Over All”; Breaking Bad - “Say My Name”; Dexter - “Buck the System”; Game of Thrones - “And Now His Watch Is Ended”; Game of Thrones - “Mhysa”; The Good Wife - “Death of a Client”; The Good Wife - “What’s in the Box?”; Hannibal - “Aperitif”; Homeland - “The Choice”; Homeland - “New Car Smell”; Homeland - “State of Independence”; House of Cards - “Chapter 1”; Justified - “Ghosts”; Mad Men - “In Care Of”; Mad Men - “The Quality of Mercy”; Scandal - “White Hat’s Back On”; Shameless - “May I Trim Your Hedges?”; Sons of Anarchy - “Darthy”; Southland - “Chaos”; Treme - “Tipitina”; The Walking Dead - “Killer Within” Best Guest Actor - Drama Series: Eddie Izzard, Hannibal - "Roti" Lennie James, The Walking Dead - "Clear" Donal Logue, Sons of Anarchy - "Darthy" Joseph Mazzello, Justified - "Truth and Consequences" Gerald McRaney, Southland - "Heroes" Patton Oswalt, Justified - "Decoy" HONORABLE MENTION: Tom Amandes, Scandal; Ed Asner, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit; Dylan Baker, The Good Wife; Raymond J. Barry, Justified; David Bradley, Game of Thrones; Jere Burns, Bates Motel; William Daniels, Grey’s Anatomy; Raul Esparza, Hannibal; Michael J. Fox, The Good Wife; Walton Goggins, Sons of Anarchy; David Krumholtz, The Newsroom; Nathan Lane, The Good Wife; Gerald McRaney, House of Cards; Gerald McRaney, Justified; Chris Messina, The Newsroom; Joe Morton, Scandal; John Noble, The Good Wife; Mike O’Malley, Justified; Stephen Root, Boardwalk Empire Best Guest Actress - Drama Series: Kate Burton, Scandal - "Blown Away" Jane Fonda, The Newsroom - "The 112th Congress" Amanda Peet, The Good Wife - "Here Comes the Judge" Bernadette Peters, Smash - "The Parents" Carrie Preston, The Good Wife - "Je Nais Say What?" Gina Torres, Hannibal - "Coquilles" HONORABLE MENTION: Gillian Anderson, Hannibal; Patricia Arquette, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit; Elizabeth Ashley, Treme; Alison Brie, Mad Men; Stockard Channing, The Good Wife; Drea de Matteo, Sons of Anarchy; Mamie Gummer, The Good Wife; Jennifer Hudson, Smash; Marin Ireland, Homeland; Audra McDonald, The Good Wife; Mary Beth Peil, The Good Wife; Martha Plimpton, The Good Wife; Daphne Rubin-Vega, Smash; Jess Weixler, The Good Wife; Rita Wilson, The Good Wife; Natalie Zea, Justified; Constance Zimmer, Grey’s Anatomy Best Ensemble - Drama Series: Boardwalk Empire Game of Thrones Mad Men Parenthood Shameless Treme HONORABLE MENTION: Breaking Bad, Damages, The Good Wife, Grey’s Anatomy, Hannibal, Homeland, House of Cards, Justified, The Newsroom, Scandal, Sons of Anarchy, Southland, True Blood, The Walking Dead Best New Drama Series: Bates Motel Hannibal House of Cards The Newsroom Orphan Black HONORABLE MENTION: Nashville Best Comedy Series: Girls Louie Modern Family Parks and Recreation 30 Rock Veep HONORABLE MENTION: Arrested Development, The Big Bang Theory, Bunheads, Enlightened, Happy Endings, The Middle, New Girl, The Office, Raising Hope Best Actor - Comedy Series: Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock - "My Whole Life Is Thunder" Louis C.K., Louie - "Late Show" Jake Johnson, New Girl - "Cooler" John Krasinski, The Office - "Finale" Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory - "The Love Spell Potential" Adam Scott, Parks and Recreation - "Halloween Surprise" HONORABLE MENTION: Jason Bateman, Arrested Development; Garret Dillahunt, Raising Hope; Jason Gann, Wilfred; Matt LeBlanc, Episodes; Joel McHale, Community; Lucas Neff, Raising Hope; Andrew Rannells, The New Normal; Jeremy Sisto, Suburgatory; James Van Der Beek, Don’t Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23; Rainn Wilson, The Office Best Actress - Comedy Series: Laura Dern, Enlightened - "Agent of Change" Zooey Deschanel, New Girl - "Eggs" Lena Dunham, Girls - "One Man's Trash" Tina Fey, 30 Rock - "A Goon's Deed in a Weary World" Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Veep - "Running" Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation - "Leslie and Ben" HONORABLE MENTION: Christina Applegate, Up All Night; Beth Behrs, 2 Broke Girls; Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie; Jenna Fischer, The Office; Sutton Foster, Bunheads; Patricia Heaton, The Middle; Mindy Kaling, The Mindy Project; Jane Levy, Suburgatory; Mary-Louise Parker, Weeds; Martha Plimpton, Raising Hope; Krysten Ritter, Don’t Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23; Dreama Walker, Don’t Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23 Best Supporting Actor - Comedy Series: Ty Burrell, Modern Family - "Say Goodnight Gracie" Adam Driver, Girls - "It's Back" Max Greenfield, New Girl - "Fluffer" Simon Helberg, The Big Bang Theory - "The Re-Entry Minimization" Nick Offerman, Parks and Recreation - "Leslie and Ben" Chris Pratt, Parks and Recreation - "Pawnee Commons" HONORABLE MENTION: Aziz Ansari, Parks and Recreation; Will Arnett, Arrested Development; Michael Cera, Arrested Development; Charlie Day, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia; Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Modern Family; Nolan Gould, Modern Family; Tony Hale, Veep; Alex Karpovsky, Girls; Dermot Mulroney, Enlightened; Ed O’Neill, Modern Family; Adam Pally, Happy Endings; Danny Pudi, Community; Reid Scott, Veep; Jason Segel, How I Met Your Mother; Timothy Simons, Veep; Eric Stonestreet, Modern Family; Matt Walsh, Veep; Damon Wayans Jr., Happy Endings Best Supporting Actress - Comedy Series: Mayim Bialik, The Big Bang Theory - "The Love Spell Potential" Julie Bowen, Modern Family - "My Hero" Eliza Coupe, Happy Endings - "No-Ho-Ho" Aubrey Plaza, Parks and Recreation - "Ann's Decision" Jessica Walter, Arrested Development - "Queen B." Allison Williams, Girls - "On All Fours" HONORABLE MENTION: Kelly Bishop, Bunheads; Carly Chaikin, Suburgatory; Anna Chlumsky, Veep; Elisha Cuthbert, Happy Endings; Cheryl Hines, Suburgatory; Sarah Hyland, Modern Family; Jane Krakowski, 30 Rock; Zosia Mamet, Girls; Melissa Rauch, The Big Bang Theory; Alia Shawkat, Arrested Development; Eden Sher, The Middle; Cobie Smulders, How I Met Your Mother; Sofia Vergara, Modern Family; Merritt Wever, Nurse Jackie; Casey Wilson, Happy Endings Best Writing - Comedy Series: Girls - "It's a Shame About Ray" - Lena Dunham Louie - "Daddy's Girlfriend" - Pamela Adlon & Louis C.K. Louie - "Late Show" - Louis C.K. Modern Family - "Arrested" - Becky Mann & Audra Sielaff Parks and Recreation - "Leslie and Ben" - Michael Schur & Alan Yang Veep - "D.C." - Armando Iannucci & Tony Roche HONORABLE MENTION: The Big Bang Theory - “The Love Spell Potential”; Enlightened - “All I Ever Wanted”; Girls - “On All Fours”; Girls - “One Man’s Trash”; Happy Endings - “No-Ho-Ho”; Louie - “New Year’s Eve”; Louie - “Telling Jokes/Set Up”; Modern Family - “Heart Broken”; Modern Family - “My Hero”; New Girl - “Cooler”; New Girl - “Parking Spot”; The Office - “Finale”; Parks and Recreation - “Emergency Response”; Parks and Recreation - “Halloween Surprise”; 30 Rock - “Hogcock!/Last Lunch”; 30 Rock - “My Whole Life Is Thunder”; 30 Rock - “Stride of Pride”; Veep - “First Response”; Veep - “Running” Best Directing - Comedy Series: Girls - "One Man's Trash" - Richard Shepard Louie - "New Year's Eve" - Louis C.K. New Girl - "Parking Spot" - Fred Goss The Office - "Finale" - Ken Kwapis Parks and Recreation - "Emergency Response" - Dean Holland Veep - "Running" - Tim Kirkby HONORABLE MENTION: Enlightened - “All I Ever Wanted”; Girls - “It’s a Shame About Ray”; Girls - “Together”; Glee - “The New Rachel”; Happy Endings - “The Marry Prankster”; How I Met Your Mother - “The Final Page”; Louie - “Barney/Never”; Louie - “Daddy’s Girlfriend”; Louie - “Late Show”; Modern Family - “Arrested”; Modern Family - “Heart Broken”; Modern Family - “Yard Sale”; New Girl - “Cooler”; The Office - “Work Bus”; Parks and Recreation - “Leslie and Ben”; Parks and Recreation - “Two Parties”; Raising Hope - “Modern Wedding”; 30 Rock - “A Goon’s Deed in a Weary World”; 30 Rock - “Hogcock!/Last Lunch”; 30 Rock - “My Whole Life Is Thunder”; Veep - “D.C.”; Veep - “First Response” Best Guest Actor - Comedy Series: David Lynch, Louie - "Late Show, Parts 2 & 3" James Marsden, 30 Rock - "Mazel Tov, Dummies!" Garry Marshall, Louie - "Late Show, Parts 1 & 3" Andrew Rannells, Girls - "Bad Friend" Seth Rogen, The Mindy Project - "The One That Got Away" Patrick Wilson, Girls - "One Man's Trash" HONORABLE MENTION: Bobby Cannavale, Nurse Jackie; Steve Carell, The Office; Dennis Farina, New Girl; Donald Glover, Girls; Bill Hader, The Mindy Project; Leslie Jordan, Raising Hope; Bob Newhart, The Big Bang Theory; Chris O’Dowd, Girls; Mike O’Malley, Glee; Patton Oswalt, Parks and Recreation; Rob Reiner, New Girl; Ben Schwartz, Parks and Recreation; Peter Scolari, Girls; Jorma Taccone, Girls; David Walton, New Girl; Fred Willard, Modern Family; Robin Williams, Louie; Nick Zano, Happy Endings Best Guest Actress - Comedy Series: Shiri Appleby, Girls - "On All Fours" Allison Janney, Veep - "First Response" Melissa Leo, Louie - "Telling Jokes/Set Up" Parker Posey, Louie - "Daddy's Girlfriend, Parts 1 & 2" Merritt Wever, New Girl - "Winston's Birthday" Mae Whitman, Arrested Development - "A New Attitude" HONORABLE MENTION: Malin Akerman, Suburgatory; Georgia Engel, Hot in Cleveland; Judy Greer, Arrested Development; Jackie Hoffman, The New Normal; Margo Martindale, New Girl; Chloe Grace Moretz, 30 Rock; Amy Poehler, Louie; Missi Pyle, 2 Broke Girls; Kristen Schaal, 30 Rock; Chloe Sevigny, Louie; Octavia Spencer, 30 Rock; Elaine Stritch, 30 Rock; Sarah Sutherland, Veep; Liza Weil, Bunheads Best Ensemble - Comedy Series: Arrested Development The Big Bang Theory Happy Endings Modern Family Parks and Recreation Veep HONORABLE MENTION: Bunheads, Community, Girls, Glee, How I Met Your Mother, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Middle, New Girl, Nurse Jackie, The Office, Raising Hope, Suburgatory, 30 Rock, Weeds Best New Comedy Series: Bunheads The Mindy Project The New Normal HONORABLE MENTION: Ben and Kate Best TV Movie/Miniseries: American Horror Story: Asylum Behind the Candelabra The Hour Phil Spector Top of the Lake HONORABLE MENTION: The Big C: hereafter, The Girl, Political Animals, Steel Magnolias, Wallander Best Actor - TV Movie/Miniseries: Kenneth Branagh, Wallander Matt Damon, Behind the Candelabra Michael Douglas, Behind the Candelabra Toby Jones, The Girl Evan Peters, American Horror Story: Asylum Ben Whishaw, The Hour HONORABLE MENTION: Grant Bowler, Liz & Dick; Al Pacino, Phil Spector; Dominic West, The Hour Best Actress - TV Movie/Miniseries: Romola Garai, The Hour Laura Linney, The Big C: hereafter Helen Mirren, Phil Spector Elisabeth Moss, Top of the Lake Sarah Paulson, American Horror Story: Asylum Sigourney Weaver, Political Animals HONORABLE MENTION: Jessica Lange, American Horror Story: Asylum; Sienna Miller, The Girl; Queen Latifah, Steel Magnolias; Sigourney Weaver, Political Animals Best Supporting Actor - TV Movie/Miniseries: Peter Capaldi, The Hour James Cromwell, American Horror Story: Asylum Peter Mullan, Top of the Lake Sebastian Stan, Political Animals James Wolk, Political Animals Thomas M. Wright, Top of the Lake HONORABLE MENTION: Dan Aykroyd, Behind the Candelabra; John Benjamin Hickey, The Big C: hereafter; Joseph Fiennes, American Horror Story: Asylum; Rob Lowe, Behind the Candelabra; Adrian Pasdar, Political Animals; Zachary Quinto, American Horror Story: Asylum; Jeffrey Tambor, Phil Spector; David Wenham, Top of the Lake Best Supporting Actress - TV Movie/Miniseries: Anna Chancellor, The Hour Oona Chaplin, The Hour Holly Hunter, Top of the Lake Lily Rabe, American Horror Story: Asylum Condola Rashad, Steel Magnolias Debbie Reynolds, Behind the Candelabra HONORABLE MENTION: Ellen Burstyn, Political Animals; Carla Gugino, Political Animals; Adepero Oduye, Steel Magnolias; Franka Potente, American Horror Story: Asylum; Phylicia Rashad, Steel Magnolias; Chloe Sevigny, American Horror Story: Asylum; Gabourey Sidibe, The Big C: hereafter; Sofia Vassilieva, Call Me Crazy: A Five Film; Alfre Woodard, Steel Magnolias Best Variety Series: The Colbert Report The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Late Night with Jimmy Fallon Real Time with Bill Maher Saturday Night Live Watch What Happens Live HONORABLE MENTION: Late Show with David Letterman, Oprah’s Next Chapter, The Soup Best Variety Special: The 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards Louis C.K.: Oh My God One Singular Sensation! Celebrating Marvin Hamlisch (Live From Lincoln Center) Rodgers and Hammerstein's Carousel (Live From Lincoln Center) The 66th Annual Tony Awards HONORABLE MENTION: Audra McDonald: Go Back Home (Live From Lincoln Center), Comedy Central Roast of Roseanne, Demetri Martin. Standup Comedian., The 55th Annual Grammy Awards, Kathy Griffin: Kennedie Center On-Hers, Kristin Chenoweth: The Dames of Broadway…All of ‘Em (Live From Lincoln Center), Night of Too Many Stars: America Comes Together for Autism Programs, Super Bowl XLVII Halftime Show, We Will Always Love You: A Grammy Salute to Whitney Houston Best Male Performer - Variety Series/Special: Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report Nathan Gunn, Rodgers and Hammerstein's Carousel (Live From Lincoln Center) Bill Hader, Saturday Night Live Bruno Mars, Saturday Night Live Jon Stewart, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Justin Timberlake, Saturday Night Live HONORABLE MENTION: Louis C.K., Louis C.K.: Oh My God; Jimmy Fallon, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon; Zach Galifianakis, Saturday Night Live; Neil Patrick Harris, The 66th Annual Tony Awards; Taran Killam, Saturday Night Live; David Letterman, Late Show with David Letterman; Demetri Martin, Demetri Martin. Standup Comedian.; Bobby Moynihan, Saturday Night Live; John Oliver, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart; Martin Short, Saturday Night Live; Jon Stewart, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart; Kenan Thompson, Saturday Night Live; Justin Timberlake, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon Best Female Performer - Variety Series/Special: Vanessa Bayer, Saturday Night Live Beyonce, Super Bowl XLVII Halftime Show Tina Fey & Amy Poehler, The 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards Melissa McCarthy, Saturday Night Live Audra McDonald, Audra McDonald: Go Back Home (Live From Lincoln Center) Kelli O'Hara, Rodgers and Hammerstein's Carousel (Live From Lincoln Center) HONORABLE MENTION: Stephanie Blythe, Rodgers and Hammerstein’s Carousel (Live From Lincoln Center); Aidy Bryant, Saturday Night Live; Kristin Chenoweth, Kristin Chenoweth: The Dames of Broadway…All of ‘Em (Live From Lincoln Center); Kate McKinnon, Saturday Night Live; Jessie Mueller, Rodgers and Hammerstein’s Carousel (Live From Lincoln Center); Cecily Strong, Saturday Night Live; Kristen Wiig, Saturday Night Live Best Animated Series: Archer Bob's Burgers Family Guy HONORABLE MENTION: Futurama, The Ricky Gervais Show, The Simpsons, South Park Best Voice-Over Performance - Animated Series: H. Jon Benjamin, Archer - "Sea Tunt, Parts 1 & 2" Dan Castellaneta, The Simpsons - "The Day the Earth Stood Cool" Dan Mintz, Bob's Burgers - "Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks" Eugene Mirman, Bob's Burgers - "The Unnatural" Amber Nash, Archer - "The Papal Chase" Kristen Schaal, Bob's Burgers - "Ear-sy Rider" HONORABLE MENTION: Hank Azaria, The Simpsons; H. Jon Benjamin, Bob’s Burgers; Judy Greer, Archer; Kevin Kline, Bob’s Burgers; Ron Leibman, Archer; Seth MacFarlane, Family Guy; Trey Parker, South Park; Karl Pilkington, The Ricky Gervais Show; John Roberts, Bob’s Burgers; Aisha Tyler, Archer; Jessica Walter, Archer; Billy West, Futurama Best Reality Series - Competition: The Amazing Race The Glee Project Project Runway RuPaul's Drag Race So You Think You Can Dance Top Chef HONORABLE MENTION: America’s Got Talent, The Celebrity Apprentice, The Challenge: Battle of the Seasons, Dancing with the Stars, Face Off, Masterchef, Survivor, The X Factor Best Reality Series - Non-Competition: Flipping Out Hoarders Kitchen Nightmares The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills The Real Housewives of New Jersey Shark Tank HONORABLE MENTION: The Real Housewives of New York City, Teen Mom, Teen Mom 2 Breakthrough Male Performance: Casey J. Adler, Bunheads Jacob Artist, Glee Chris Coy, Treme Jordan Gavaris, Orphan Black Blake Jenner, Glee Thomas M. Wright, Top of the Lake HONORABLE MENTION: Echo Kellum, Ben and Kate; Andy Mientus, Smash; Sam Palladio, Nashville; Ed Weeks, The Mindy Project Breakthrough Female Performance: Clare Bowen, Nashville Bailey Buntain, Bunheads Kaitlyn Jenkins, Bunheads Tatiana Maslany, Orphan Black Cecily Strong, Saturday Night Live Bebe Wood, The New Normal HONORABLE MENTION: Melissa Benoist, Glee; Aidy Bryant, Saturday Night Live; Olivia Cooke, Bates Motel; Danai Gurira, The Walking Dead; Dakota Johnson, Ben and Kate; Meg Chambers Steedle, Boardwalk Empire; Julia Golden Telles, Bunheads Best Documentary Program: American Winter - Harry Gantz & Joe Gantz Beyonce: Life Is But a Dream - Ed Burke & Beyonce Knowles Broadway or Bust - Lance K. Shultz Ethel - Rory Kennedy Inventing David Geffen (American Masters) - Susan Lacy Marina Ambramovic: The Artist Is Present - Matthew Akers Me @ the Zoo - Chris Moukarbel & Valerie Veatch Mea Maxima Culpa: Silence in the House of God - Alex Gibney Vito - Jeffrey Schwarz Witness - David Frankham & Abdallah Omeish HONORABLE MENTION: Broadway Musicals: A Jewish Legacy (Great Performances), Broke (30 for 30), Crossfire Hurricane, Dropout Nation (Frontline), John Leguizamo: Tales From a Ghetto Known (PBS Arts), Manhunt: The Search for Bin Laden, Mel Brooks: Make a Noise (American Masters), 180 Days: A Year Inside an American High School, Richard Pryor: Omit the Logic, The World According to Dick Cheney, You Don’t Know Bo (30 for 30)