*Kim kisses Janai on the cheek*
Amaya: "Do that again and I'll end you b*tch"
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i love it when marino throws hands 🤭🤭
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Me: Izzy Hands has the best ship names.
Spouse: What about when Izzy is AroAce? Do you call that 'Hands Off?'
DO WE?!
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yeah.. uh, sir.. it’s still there.
another reason their name should be sexracha.
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hey guys what’s the protocol when your classmate decides he wants to see the tattoo behind your ear so he just. moves your hair out of the way without asking permission? am i legally allowed to kill him?
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Lady GaGa do not steal our man!
Get you hands off Eric and put some goddam clothes on, you tramp. 😹
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If you go on Patreon there's a new fanzine! It's from the Green Day tour
Thanks lovely I already bought it! Laughing my head off at this bit 😂
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“On this day of the shoot I was standing in my martial arts training uniform, wearing my Black Belt. Then Stevie appeared, her hair done to resemble the mane of a lion. She was psyched up for some serious photographing. Stevie wore her familiar thick-soled, thick-heeled, knee-high brown suede kid leather boots. High roll-over socks appeared over the top of these elegant Swedish boots and hung tentatively around her knees.
Stevie also had on the most unusual dress, with a snow white multi-layered, multi-lengthed hem-line. The white chiffon had multi-colored flowers. With the sun behind us during the shoot, Stevie would kick, sometimes over my head, so her dress would spread like a giant Japanese fan or butterfly wing.
In these kicking-style photographs the sun also made her dress partially see-through: just enough to be artistically interesting.
This lady was a professional: in two hours I had a hundred of the most magnificent photos ever offered to the martial arts, and just one would make the cover.”
—Bob Jones on working with Stevie for his 1983 book, Hands Off!: A Unique New System of Self Defence Against Assault for the Women of Today.
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He looked into MY eyes guys, MINE
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