The beginning of the end has begun 😂 I think you can expect at least one of my family members to materialise on here at some point oooooops lolllll
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Ain't heard 'Halfway' in years.
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Go to google maps
Zoom into your current location
Right click
Choose "measure distance"
Find the current location of your best friend
Left click
You now have the shortest possible straight line path between the two of you, taking into account the curvature of the Earth. At the bottom of the screen it'll tell you the exact distance in miles (and kilometers) to two decimal places. The line is dashed like a tape measure, and the more you zoom into it the more precise the numbers get
Divide the total distance by two
Zoom onto the middle of the line
Click and drag to adjust until you find the new measurement
You now have the exact geographic midpoint between you two.
Sometime in the future, meet your friend in the middle.
Someway, somehow, make it work. Make plans to travel to the halfway point and meet up.
The exact midpoint may not be feasible, so adjust your destination accordingly. If it's on private property, or in the middle of an ocean, a forest, a desert, a mountain, etc., then zoom out and look for the closest accessible town, find a nice restaurant there, and share a meal. If you've come this far, you've probably been on the road for hours and could use a break.
Equal distance doesn't necessarily mean equal travel time, so if you want it to be as equitable as possible, use your GPS to find the route between your two locations and meet up at that midpoint instead.
It doesn't have to be soon, not in this economy, but someday. Save up a little at a time, if possible, and splurge when you can. You deserve it. This may be a once in a lifetime thing. This may be prohibitively expensive. This may seem impossible, but I figure that if I'm never gonna be able to afford a house or have kids or a fulfilling career then I may as well try to enjoy what time I have left with friends.
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Source details and larger version.
Crossroads and signposts through time.
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Jasons mouth lay agape as sweet moans left his lips. Y/n was topping this daddy dom and laying kisses on his sweet 7 incher. “Oh, y/n~ so good” He moaned, cock twitching. Y/n shifted, she moved her mouth and focused on Jasons hairy balls. Jason was shocked and so horny he almost shot his load right there and then. You licked and sucked his balls so nicely. “Oh my god Y/n… I’m so… close.” he moaned. You quickly moved your hand to his shaft and moved it up and down. “Fuck! f-fuck.. Y/n I’m… c-cumming~ “ Jason screamed as he emptied his load. Once he came down from his high, you got up from your knees and grabbed him by the face. “Oh jasey, am I better than Chrissy?” Y/n asked. “Yes Mommy!” Jason said, tired out. “Good.” “Round 2?” He asked. You agreed and he went down on you…
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Dealing with trouble later was a stupid strategy. If anyone asked me now I'd say always meet trouble halfway. At least then you might have the advantage of surprise.
Louise Welsh, The Bullet Trick
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Mid-January Check-in!
(Sorry for the unplanned hiatus in posting over the past week; we are still absolutely thrilled with how many people are joining in this event and definitely want to share all of your hard work)
But in other news... January is half over x.x and I, personally, have not yet started my January YOTP submission. So if you've been putting it off too, don't fret! There's still plenty of time (and, of course, can always mix up months or post January prompts after January if you need to)
Keep it up guys! Every single word or sketch mark counts as progress! We can do this!
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Halfway to the final badge. If you're cool with me spamming you, feel free to spam me so you can earn yours too.
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