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tinytveit · 1 year
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realisation at 5am that i didnt feed the cats the day before
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favouritefi · 3 months
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Alright now it's time for the worse asks:
What's the situation for coughing up hairballs in the Purror and Erebark au?
they don't groom each other with their mouths so the answer is no they dont cough up hairballs. here's some other questions you might wanna ask:
do dogboys have anal glands? - no
do catboys have a third eye lid? - no
do cat/dogboys have more than 2 nipples? - some of them do bc sometimes humans can have more than 2 nipples
are catboy penises barbed? - no
do dogboy penises have knots? - no, but since i wont be posting penises to tumblr you're free to chase your bliss and imagine they do
do cat/dogboys go into heat/rut? - no, but theres probably a market for that kinda roleplay (just like irl)
do dogboys eat their own shit? - maybe the ones that are into scat do
can a catgirl be impregnated by multiple catboys at once? - superfecundation is possible but rare, just like in humans
do they age in cat/dog years? - they age like humans but they have a lower life expectancy than humans due to [gestures at the fucked up societal structures in my dystopic catboy au]
trust me whatever bodily and possibly nasty thing you can think of to ask i've likely already thought of it, i would be incredibly surprised if you manage to ask a question that is worse than what already goes through my head 24/7
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swiftthistletea · 5 months
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meeting my 5 and 7 year old half sisters irl for the first time next weekend and i asked my dad what theyre into, like REALLY into, so i can bring them gifts that are delightful and significant to them in some way and he was just like "just a small barbie is fine" so i got two barbies (one is a mermaid), a LOL doll capsule, a rubber cat that shoots "hairballs", and a little squishmallow cus i know kids go nuts for those. hope it passes muster. also considering getting a copy of one of my favorite little kid chapter books that has significance to me (my father's dragon) ((vintage edition with the cool art)) but idk if they would be into that.
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caffeinated-beverage · 6 months
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HCs for HWS U.kraine!!!
BODY
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-She is both fat and buff at the same time
-When not flexing her muscles, she just looks chubby. But, once her muscles are flexed, she is very very very buff and muscular.
-She is VERY VERY strong, too
-For an idea of how strong my U.kraine is, she could throw a tractor and suplex a 300LBS grown man if she wanted to.
-And, by the way, even though she is so strong, she is also quite gentle most of the times. She is well-aware how strong she is, and can control it quite well!
-Just don’t fuck with her
-She gives very strong bear-like hugs
-Also, she’s naturally a brunette, bit bleaches her hair blonde using box hair bleach (it’s ok tho, bc I do the exact same thing IRL)
___HOBBIES___
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-She knits, crochets, and sews. She also often makes her OWN clothing!! :D
She even gifts homemade clothes to her loved ones often times <3
-She especially likes to do her knitting/crocheting/sewing while watching tv dramas <3
-Ever since she learned that Liet & Lat.via likes oversized sweaters, she ALWAYS gives them oversized sweaters! <3
-One of her hobbies is making homemade gifts for her loved ones and seeing them happy <3
-She quite enjoys playing volleyball
-She also enjoys painting (even if she isn’t Leonardo da Vinci levels of painting & ends up making a mess all over herself ^o^), embroidery, baking, solving crosswords & puzzles, reading, watching TV dramas, scrapbooking, patchwork, making little ragdolls, & playing horror games (there are LOTS of things she does!!)
-She is also a good singer, and I imagine she can also sing opera well :)
-I also think she would be good at DDR for some reason :D
___PETS/ANIMALS___
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-She found a stray cat wandering nearby her house a little while back, and so she gave it food, which led to her giving it food EVERY day, which led to it coming inside her house, which led to it getting in her bedroom and sleeping on her bed, aaaand now she has a cat! She didn’t really give it a proper name though, but, she still loves it very very much <3 she just calls it “koshenya”, which I am p sure is just Ukrainian for “kitty”
-On her farm, she also has chickens, cows, sheep, goats, ducks, pigs, rabbits, turkeys, donkeys, & horses. She also has, maybe a shepherd dog or two. And, also, she has BEES!! :D
-She would also gift some milk, eggs, & wool to her loved ones, but she won’t give milk to my Lat.via bc he lactose intolerant :’((
-Nothing will wake her up faster than the sound of a cat about to hack up a hairball xD
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aen-lliash · 5 years
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Apologies for no ship post today — you’re getting a sweet DSC-themed black alert tribble and its baby tardigrade friend instead. 😌💖
This is from the recent STO tribble promotion, I liked the black alert tribble more than the tribbles that came with codes for in-game tribbles (unless this one is actually eligible for a code and I missed out ;-;). Check them out: https://www.arcgames.com/en/games/star-trek-online/news/detail/11208723
My cat is terrified of it and my shibe doesn’t really get it. 10/10.
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markets · 3 years
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ok well c!shittypenis analysis essay under the cut
c!shittypenis is so fucking sad. let me explain.
during season 1, c!shittypenis was inseparable. they had the most beautiful relationship on the whole penissmp imo (you dont have to agree, that opinion does not affect the points made in this essay as i tried to keep it as unbiased as possible). c!penis kept c!shitty grounded when necessary and showed him the importance of sacrificing things for those you care about, while c!shitty helped c!penis be ambitious and stand his ground when necessary, showed him that he didn’t have to settle for anything less than what he deserved. if they hadn’t had each other, they wouldn’t have been able to survive the cockberg war and dethrone c!admiral_anal. and that was what made their love (whether you interpret it as platonic or otherwise) so special. it was about survival and growth, whereas so many others on the smp (eg c!hairballs and c!gargle) were about power, about one of them wanting something from the other. it was refreshing, the only reason cockberg won the war (c!pisskink69′s betrayal would have decimated them otherwise, since they had little to no resources or morale left afterwards), and the driving force between season 1.
but during season 2, we saw c!shitty slowly distance himself from c!penis. props to cc!shitty for this, because it was really fucking subtle. he showed up to the bridge where they would hang out less and less, didn’t help c!penis during the confrontation with c!milfboss that ended up taking one of his canon lives (which directly paralleled the fight with c!pisskink69 at balltown from season 1, but thats for another essay), among other things. 
but it all culminated when he destroyed the bridge. the one they had built together at the start of season 1, the one they started a war for. and it was such a heartbreaking scene. cc!penis’s voice acting really does not get enough recognition. but im getting off topic. the point is, c!shitty did all this for one thing and one thing only: power.
 after freeing cockberg and becoming vice chairman of the cabinet, he was in a vulnerable position: the war, especially c!admiral_anal’s threats towards c!penis, put him in a really bad mental state, one that made him doubt every decision he made and made him desperate for some kind of security. that combined with the amount power that being vice chairman held, just enough for him to see what it was like to have power but also leaving him hungry for more (if you still don’t believe this, rewatch the scene where he imposed taxes on c!glorp’s neighborhood, shitbitch, from the beginning of the season, it foreshadows the conflict super well), made him unable to resist c!bigfuckingboobs’s offer. 
c!bigfuckingboobs is arguably one of the most, if not the most, powerful people on the server: she’s the richest member with the best pvp skills. if they teamed up, there was no amount of power he couldn’t have, no height he couldn’t reach. even if it meant cutting of his friends, it could guarantee them safety in the long run. it could be worth it. it was extremely risky, but then again, c!shitty was never one to shy away from risk. so he took it. c!bigfuckingboobs used this to manipulated him into craving more and more power, until she could use his position in the government and the distance he had placed between him and his friends to take over cockberg and either make it hers or destroy it. 
that’s why c!penis killed c!clitoris on the ruins of the bridge. he saw what power was doing to his friend, and that was his ultimatum, his way of letting him know that he had gone too far. that was the reason c!shitty felt the need to distance himself from c!penis in the first place: the second c!shitty started craving more power, c!penis was wary, if not outright critical of it (dont forget that after the shitbitch dispute, c!penis went to c!hairball behind c!shitty’s back to try and take him out of office). however, he now had what season 1 c!shitty probably would’ve viewed as a valid concern, since the way he was acting directly paralleled c!admiral_anus. hence c!clitoris’s murder, which i personally don’t agree with, but i will say that many c!penis antis ignore the fact that, since its minecraft, pets arent regarded in the same way as they are irl, so while still bad, its not as harsh as many of them are making it out to be imo.
but anyway, c!shitty knew that c!penis was warning him. he knew. but the way c!bigfuckingboobs had twisted his worldview, he saw it not as c!penis trying to keep him safe, but as him dragging him down, trying to keep him from achieving what he wanted, which had originally been safety for c!penis and the others, but was now power for him and c!bigfuckingboobs. the meaning behind c!clitoris’s death, not the death itself, was what prompted the electric chair execution, which so many people seem to not understand. 
and that was what was so sad about it: c!bigfuckingboobs was using the very things they had learned from and taught one another to turn them against each other. c!shitty’s ambition and what c!penis had taught him about sacrifice had caused him to take her deal and distance himself from c!penis in exchange for what he thought would guarantee them safety in the first place, while c!penis’s careful nature and the things he had learned from c!shitty about standing up for himself caused him to directly oppose him. this all led up to c!penis’s execution, directly paralleling c!hairball’s in the cockberg war arc.
c!bigfuckingboobs let them drive one another into ruins, because with that, the very foundation cockburg had been built upon would crumble, and she could take power without ever having to lift a finger. the war left c!shittypenis with different desires, and c!shitty’s desire for power and c!penis’s outright aversion to it due to his trauma with c!admiral_anal clashed and ruined everything they had once had. that is why c!shittypenis is the most heartbreaking dynamic on the penissmp, and why they are some of the best written narrative foils i have ever seen. 
TL;DR: c!shittypenis contrast each other perfectly, and these differences ended up pulling them apart after the war for cockberg
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softmary · 3 years
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I HAVE NO LIFE AND I NEED VALIDATION SO HERE
TW: Cringe. So much cringe. Why did I do this-
How I think I would get along with the slashers if they somehow spared me because of an unfitting reason that only happens on my imagination because irl they would totally destroy me:
Jason Voorhees: in a relationship? If he wanted to, I wouldn't turn him down! I feel like the motherly/housewife is a type he can like. Then again, this might just be me trying to convince myself that I'm worth it- If we were just friends I'd bring stuff he might enjoy, since I don't think there are many things to do on Crystal Lake other than killing horny teenagers-
Thomas Hewitt: MARRY ME I wouldn't mind being in a relatioship with him and I'm hoping he'd like me back 👉🏻👈🏻 As friends we would get along pretty well! I wouldn't yell at him or insult him, so there is a pretty good chance of becoming closer!
Bubba Sawyer: I'm not so sure about a relationship as I see him on a more "I want to care for you as if you were my child" way, ✨but✨ maybe I would accept being his gf because how can I say no to that face 🥺 As friends? Probably besties! He seems to be more sensitive and dependant than the other slashers, so I'd definetly cuddle him when he is feeling sad and would show him my seashell collection. I think he would enjoy it <:
Freddy Krueger: N O. He would be SO mean to me. I just know I would be his laughing stock. I can just hear him calling me "half-pint", "hairball", "round face", etc >:( He teases me because of my height because he is insecure about his own 🙄
Charles Lee Ray (AKA Chucky): a lovable jerk, but I don't see myself in a relationship with him- Would we get along, though? Eeeh... I'm not sure. If anything, he would stand me and I would stand him, but maybe we could get along even if we weren't the closest of friends.
Tiffany Valentine: I'm straight and she gives me mom vibes, so I'm afraid not :( Friends? Probably! She is very sweet and supportive, so I'd love to be adopted by her try to befriend her!
Michael Myers: I'm not sure if I'd accept being on a relationship with him... Don't get me wrong, he is v handsome 😳 it's just that he doesn't seem to be kind of guy to be very affectionate and I feel like he is very easely annoyed, so unless he forces me into a relationship, I'll stay single- Plus, I don't think I'm his type to be perfectly honest, haha... Friends? I don't think so. Again, he would stand me and that's good because that means I survive. Basically: "You are not annoying enough for me to murder you, but don't test your luck." but if he was willing to try, I'd totally give him a chance!
Carrie White: I don't think I'd be in a relationship with her. Not only because I'm straight, but because I think we would be better off as friends. I myself have been bullied back in highschool (though I didn't have it as rough as her) and I like to think that I'm nice, so we could work a friendship! I'm 99% sure that she doesn't enjoy killing people who haven't wronged her, so maybe we could even become besties :D
Bo Sinclair: I... don't think we could be in a relationship. We are polar opposites and while I love that dynamic, we are WAY too different. I don't blame him for being like that because he had a rough life and his shitty parents basically pushed him into those anger issues. A friendship? Again, I'm unsure. If he is willing to try and be nice to me, I'll give him a chance!
Vincent Sinclair: now this is a Sincalir I can get around 😳🕶🤏🏻 If he wants me to be with him, you won't see me turning him down. He is reserved yet a little hot headed if pushed to his limit, just like me, so being in the same room with him without saying anything and just cuddling or observing him while he works is really not problem for me!
Lester Sinclair: just like Bubba, he is my child, a feral one. Seriously, this man is a possum and I love that. We would get along perfectly because even if I'm quiet and well behaved I'm just as weird as he is- We would go to the woods to catch bugs and come back to the town covered in dirt from head to toe and Bo wouldn't let us in so we would end up stargazing on his truck before falling asleep. A relationship with him is tangible! But I'd rather stay as friends.
Pennywise (2017): another lovable jerk who happens to also be feral. I would be in a relationship with him if he wanted to. As friends he would be so chaotic and would tease me by scaring the crap out of me any chance he got, thought he would probably do the same if we were to be bf & gf. No, I don't care that he is actually a giant spider. He is a shape-shifter so it doesn't matter.
Pennywise (1990): He gives me unhealthy grandpa vibes, so I don't think I would be in a relationship with him. I don't think he'd ask me out because I'm probably no this type either, lmao. As friends? Maybe... maybe not... if he spared me it has to be for a reason, so maybe we could work something out.
Yautja (any of them!!): yes. Of course. Absolutely. Please take me away. Boyfriend material right there. I would LOVE to be in a relationship with one of them! Though, if I'm being realistic here I don't think they would like me. I'm way too small, weak and clumsy to be likeable and if I don't meet the human standards, I doubt I'd meet the yautja ones, haha... If I'm lucky I might be able to befriend one.
Brahms: very handsome BOY (wink wink nudge nudge. Please, don't block me 😔) I would accept, basically because he would make me choose between staying or getting murdered in cold blood. He is a stinky rat but I love him anyways. It could work because he is just as touch starved as I am. But I'm afraid he can be a lil' too horny sometimes- I would have to introduce him to the magical world of ✨personal space✨ and ✨consent✨ I've struggled with its meaning before, I know what I'm doing- As a nanny I would be basically the mom to an adult who is twice my size and that would tease me for it and who is unable to say "No" to him after he does that pose where he has both arms behind his back-
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Absolute worst place to ask this probably but quick q: what...do i say to cute girls like how do I turn the cat eating a hairball noise I'm making irl into a nice conversation about her interests and hobbies and etc...
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misanthropiczombie · 3 years
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I just had such a weird series of dreams. In one, I was related to harrison ford/a lookalike or my grandmother was? Along with two other high powered ladies who arrived in a) a very fancy sports car and b) aw.dixkomf suitcase, flat pack car. I did not think it was nearly as funny as I do now.
In tow they brought three children/cousins. 2 girls names caroline and Sam/Samantha and a very young indian boy named, possibly, Ajit. I say possibly because he originally introduced himself as a different name and then in that rambling way of young kinds told me that his parents said that wasn't his name/he couldn't call himself that anymore so now it was Ajit. I tried to ask what he wanted to be called and he kind of shrugged. One of the girls said he didn't mind Ajit.
Not central to this but worth note in awake brain the hid was missing half of his teeth??? Like just one side had no teeth but perfectly formed gums with no trauma that just like..... Swayed as he talked and a hole in his cheek. It wasn't mentioned and I wasn't surprised or even curious. I was very concerned about the name thing though, except my cat irl started throwing up a hairball and I while no alarm on this planet can wake me from a dead sleep, that sound sure can.
Unlike most cats, ours does not jump down to throw up so guess who's doing laundry at 5am.
Oh also in an unrelated dream my husband and I were staying at a hotel/motel thing that has the alarm radio built into a very ornate carved headboard thing. Things get intimate and at some.point we realize the radio has turned on and the bed is rick-rolling us mid-coitus. This must be why I never remember my dreams. What the fuck.
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intruitive · 7 years
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Si vs Se irl
Following in the vein of this Ti/Te post and this Ni/Ne post.
For people who get confused by abstract definition of functions, here’s a real-life instance when I could totally tell the difference between Si and Se.
My friends and I were talking about the places that bring us peace. One Si-user said she loved the feeling when a plane’s wheels touched down in Colorado, because then she felt like she was home. Another said she loved a certain boulder because she had so many memories with her friends there.
Meanwhile I, a (low) Se user, said I loved when I stayed outside during a storm, the patter of rain against my skin, the way the drops sounded like an orchestra, and how watery reflections danced on the ground. In an unrelated conversation, a high Se-user recalled the time a hairball flew into her face. It was all about the feathery feeling of hair and the way her ankle hurt because she landed wrong when jumping back onto crumbling concrete. It was very visceral, I shuddered just to hear it. 
The Si users took a place or feeling and linked it to a feeling or memory. Their aesthetic is based on what evokes something within them.
The Se users enjoyed a place for what it was, right there and then. Their aesthetic is more raw, it’s about seeing and hearing and touching.
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pokemaniacal · 7 years
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Litten, Torracat and Incineroar
I have a little personal conjecture about how Incineroar was designed.
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Game Freak deeply, sincerely, earnestly didn’t mean to make a fourth Fire/Fighting starter Pokémon.  They were just going to sit down and come up with some unique, entertaining and vaguely Hawaiian-inspired Fire-type.  But then Incineroar just rose up, unbidden, out of the primal mists of Game Freak’s collective id, embedded himself in their tortured psyches, and refused to leave.  Aware that they were making another Fire/Fighting starter Pokémon, but horrified by their inability to stop, they desperately called on Yveltal for help, and the vicious and cunning death god answered their prayers by corrupting Incineroar into a brutal Dark-type.
I mean, obviously some of that is speculative, but I think the general outline is close.
Litten, Torracat and Incineroar are our Alolan Fire-type starter Pokémon line.  As Fire-type cat Pokémon they are a little in danger of being a sequel to generation VI’s Litleo and Pyroar, but fortunately their final stage, Incineroar, takes a very different direction.  Litten is a kitten whose oily fur is highly flammable, causing him to hawk up flaming hairballs.  That’s… a bit of a weird fighting style, but at least an elegant way of bringing the Fire element to a cat Pokémon, so we’ll call it a win.  Likewise, instead of shedding hair all over the place, Litten just sets all his fur on fire and burns it up in seconds (something I occasionally wish my cat could do).  Litten’s notoriously withdrawn and standoffish nature is appropriately cattish as well, and possibly meant to anticipate his eventual evolution into a Dark-type.  That progresses to a highly aggressive, but simultaneously petulant, attitude in Torracat (again, not unlike a bad-tempered housecat…).  Torracat’s most distinctive physical feature is the little fiery bell at his throat, actually his fire-producing organ, which makes a ringing sound when Torracat uses his powers.  Presumably this mimics the bells that cat owners sometimes give their pets to warn off prey, which I suppose constitutes another interesting way of manifesting Torracat’s Fire type.  It’s unfortunate that it doesn’t go anywhere, though; Incineroar loses the bell for a flaming navel and fiery belt.  I would have liked it if Torracat’s bell somehow manifested in Incineroar’s wrestler design as the bell that rings between rounds of a wrestling match; it seems like a really good opportunity to unify the design that was missed.  There are a lot of cat Pokémon now (Meowth in two regional forms, Skitty, Shinx, Glameow, Purrloin, Litleo, Espurr…) and to be honest Litten and Torracat don’t do enough on their own to convince me that we needed another, but it’s Incineroar who was tasked with taking this design in a new direction.  So let’s talk about that.
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Incineroar has the species designation “the Heel Pokémon,” which makes pretty clear that we’re dealing with the evil counterpart to Hawlucha – a Pokémon based on a villainous persona from the world of professional wrestling.  Incineroar comes from a similar masked wrestler tradition to Hawlucha, where a mask is supposed to give you a whole new identity to fight under, and you fight for the honour of that identity (often a totemic animal).  Incineroar, as a villainous version of this idea, is not only a jerk, but ostentatiously a jerk, specifically going out of his way to be destructive and chaotic, just as a heel is supposed to.  I’ve seen people specifically locate Incineroar’s inspiration with one Japanese wrestler in particular – or rather, one masked persona, used by five wrestlers over the years: Tiger Mask.  And at first I was sceptical, but the deeper I go down this particular rabbit hole the more I think he probably is iconic enough in Japanese pop culture to actually be referenced by a Pokémon design (besides, according to the WWE website “it would be difficult to overstate [his] influence,” and I try not to question heavily-muscled men in capes and speedos).  The only problem is that Tiger Mask is emphatically not a heel.  The wrestling persona was originally inspired by a 1968 manga, where the character was a Japanese wrestler who had played heel in the United States and turned “face” when he returned home, but the real-world Tiger Mask has always been a heroic character, as have his anime adaptations (because of course there is a Tiger Mask anime; there was even a reboot last year).  There is a corresponding heel character called the Black Tiger, who has a red-and-black colour scheme in the anime, but he doesn’t seem to be as well known, and also the wrestler was arrested for drug smuggling back in 2012 (this is the kind of trivia I just know now; SEND HELP).  Anyway, if you were going to create a Pokémon that paid homage to the Tiger Mask mythos, why go for the derivative villain rather than the iconic hero?  Something about it doesn’t quite ring true – and kinda brings me back to my (only partly tongue-in-cheek) introduction.
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I had a whole debate with Jim the Editor over what Incineroar’s type should be, because his feeling is that it doesn’t make sense for this Pokémon not to be a Fighting-type, that Incineroar’s Dark-type traits are secondary to – dependent on – his Fighting-type traits; as a heel wrestler, he can’t be a villain without first being a martial artist.  He’s typed wrong, and this is a blemish on the design.  My counterargument was that the concept of a heel involves an element of theatricality that you could say makes them primarily villains and only secondarily fighters (i.e. pro wrestling is fake; fite me irl).  I’m also inherently disposed to liking this line of reasoning because I have a pre-existing idea that one of the characteristic traits of Fighting Pokémon is that they are supposed to be honourable, so it actually makes a great deal of sense for an ostentatiously villainous Pokémon like Incineroar to be specifically excluded from the type.  Having said that, “Fighting = Honour” isn’t exactly an obvious inference from any official source, and doesn’t fit all Fighting Pokémon (i.e. f#&%ing Primeape), so if you don’t particularly buy into my personal brand of nonsense, Fire/Fighting is arguably a better fit than Fire/Dark for Incineroar – probably because they started from “wrestler” and then looked for ways to justify a type other than Fire/Fighting, rather than actually starting from an idea that was demonstrably Fire/Dark.  Jim the Editor’s suggestion for such an idea, to be submitted here to the court of public opinion, was to have Incineroar be a sort of arsonist/con artist, starting fires outside to draw attention and lure people out of their homes while gangs of Litten and Torracat plunder all their stuff (Incineroar could easily pull off a sort of circus strongman or ringmaster look that would be appropriate to this concept with only minor physical changes).  Litten in this scheme could then be street performers and pickpockets, which gives them a more interesting identity too.  Feel free to heap scorn on this idea in the comments, lest Jim get a swelled head.  That’s enough on the design and flavour side, though; I should get on with how Incineroar works.
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Incineroar is a physical tank in the tradition of Ursaring or Machamp: you’re slow and can’t avoid hits, but in theory you can survive them long enough to hit back.  This is an odd thing for a Fire Pokémon to be, and arguably the only pre-generation VII Pokémon who can even do it are Emboar and Arcanine (no, Magcargo and Torkoal, you do not count), so we’re in a field with little competition.  His hidden ability is Intimidate, which would be a wonderful thing for a Pokémon like this to have (or, well, almost any Pokémon to have; a free attack debuff every time you switch in is just really good), but alas, for the moment this is not to be, so we’ll have to make do with the generic Fire-type starter ability, Blaze.  Incineroar has a really solid selection of attacks; in addition to his Dark-type signature moves, he gets Flare Blitz, Earthquake and Cross Chop, all powerful attacks that threaten an excellent variety of types.  Outrage is interesting, but probably not recommended; Dragon attacks have great neutral type coverage, but that’s not one of Incineroar’s flaws anyway, and they hit almost nothing super-effectively (not to mention that being locked into Outrage can stop being fun abruptly).  For some reason, Incineroar can learn Leech Life, which Sun and Moon buffed into a surprisingly solid attack, and honestly, health drain is probably quite a good thing for a Pokémon with Incineroar’s stat profile to have.  Alternatively, U-Turn is also on offer as a source of Bug-type damage and tactical flexibility; it does less damage, but Incineroar isn’t short of power moves anyway, and being able to tank an attack for the Pokémon you’re switching in is a decent use of Incineroar’s bulk.  Swords Dance is there too, to send his attack stat into the stratosphere, but bear in mind that Incineroar is just not fast enough to sweep anything.  It really hurts in general that he’s so slow, and that Fire/Dark is not a great defensive combination: Fire attacks are great; being weak to Rock, Water and Ground is decidedly not, and Dark adds a nasty Fighting weakness to boot.
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If you are inclined to buck Fire Pokémon stereotypes and push the defensive, tanky side of Incineroar, there are some support options that he can take for that, although it is maybe a bit of a waste of his excellent physical attack stat.  Will’o’Wisp is nice because burns cripple physical attackers, and doubly nice if we can eventually get Intimidate on him.  Taunt can stop support Pokémon from messing with you, but again, his poor speed hurts; you ideally want Taunt on a fast Pokémon that can actually anticipate and counter a support move, not just shut them down after the fact.  Bulk Up might be interesting, especially in combination with Will’o’Wisp or Leech Life; Incineroar is already far from a pushover defensively, so if your opponent seems to be missing special attackers that can easily take him out, there might be some merit to going all in on buffs.  Body Slam is nicely thematic, and being able to paralyse opponents is good for Incineroar and probably for the rest of your team too; it’s just unfortunate that Normal attacks are terrible.  In an entirely different vein, you could try to turn him into a sort of bastardised surprise physical sweeper by speeding him up with Flame Charge.  It’s no Agility, and the move itself is so weak that you do pretty much have to pack a second Fire attack (there’s no room for, say, Swords Dance), but if you play your hand close to your chest you might be able to confuse someone to death in the late game.  Finally, Incineroar does get Nasty Plot, with a passable selection of special attacks (Flamethrower/Fire Blast/Overheat with Dark Pulse and Focus Blast), but unlike Decidueye his base special attack score is average at best, so the very most I would suggest is putting Overheat on a physical attacker set to maybe surprise a physical wall (bonus points if you make a Z-move out of it).
Because Incineroar is a pro wrestler, and pro wrestlers have a love for signature moves that goes beyond all logic and common sense, he has not one, but two: Darkest Lariat and Throat Chop.  Of these, Darkest Lariat is the one you generally want.  It’s actually one of the strongest Dark-type attacks in the game, though I should stress that this isn’t saying much, since Dark has no really high-powered attacks.  Darkest Lariat helpfully ignores defence and evasion bonuses, and until recently I might have written that off as mostly useful for screwing with the AI, since defence and evasion buffs aren’t common in competitive games.  Specifically in doubles, though, Darkest Lariat does have the peculiar advantage of beating the living $#!t out of the infamous Infinite Defence Palossand (of course, Palossand also has Ground attacks to blow up Incineroar, but it’s something).  The other signature move is Throat Chop, and this is much more niche.  It’s slightly less powerful than Darkest Lariat, and has the unusual effect of disabling the target’s sonic attacks by striking them in the windpipe.  There aren’t a lot of powerful or common sound moves, so Throat Chop is mostly useful against a few Normal-type special attackers, like Exploud and Pyroar, who use Hyper Voice as a major source of damage.  However, I do find it really amusing that Throat Chop can quite badly screw over Incineroar’s Water-type counterpart, Primarina, by disabling her Sparkling Aria.  In practice you still wouldn’t choose to take that fight as Incineroar, because Primarina might just have a different Water attack, but it’s interesting that the designers built in this little reversal of the standard Grass-Fire-Water starter dynamic.  As far as I can tell, Decidueye doesn’t have any similar thematic advantage over Incineroar, nor Primarina over Decidueye.
I’m not as convinced by Litten, Torracat and Incineroar overall as I am by Rowlet, Dartrix and Decidueye.  They have the same sudden, fairly radical shift to a different sort of design at the third stage that I noticed in Dartrix, but it doesn’t quite fit as well – there isn’t really anything tiger-like about Incineroar (tigers being famously ambush hunters), probably because he’s tiger-via-masked-wrestler, but then again, Hawlucha’s the same thing, and her human and animal inspirations do slot together a bit better because of the focus of lucha libre on “aerial” moves.  And… well, to be honest, the whole “slow physical bruiser” thing just hasn’t been a great game plan for most Pokémon who’ve tried it in the past; Emboar has never been especially prominent, and Incineroar is trying to do something fairly similar.  I mean, there’s nothing I think is especially poorly done here, but not a lot that excites me.  I’m calling this one a solid meh-out-of-ten.
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smugxscientific · 5 years
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15 QUESTIONS, 15 MUTUALS
⭑ are you named after anyone ?   Not really, but my second name is from my uncle.
⭑ when was the last time you cried ?   That I can remember? Avengers End Game when someone died.
⭑ do you have kids ?   I have two dogs, a dauschund and a jack russel.
⭑ do you use sarcasm a lot ?   All. The. Time! But that’s IRL or with people I have gotten comfortable enough with through regularish voice chats. I tend to tone it down a lot online.
⭑ what’s the first thing you notice about people ?   Uh...... I’m kinda unobservant when it comes to people?
⭑ what’s your eye color ?   Blue
⭑ scary movie or happy ending ? The scarier the better!
⭑ any special talents ? I’m good at organizing things in spurts when it’s something I have an interest in and can hyperfocus on.
⭑ where were you born ?   Cape Town
⭑ what are your hobbies ?   Video games, RPing, cross stitching, trading cards.......uh video games? Oh and baking!
⭑ do you have any pets ? Aren’t those the same as kids?
⭑ what tattoos / piercings / body mods do you have ?   Had my ears pierced a number of times, but they closed
⭑ how tall are you ?   5′7′’
⭑ dream job ?
.......Video games.....person????
⭑ favorite subject at school?   Math and Biology. It’s ironic since I can’t really be bothered to math anymore.
tagged by: @positronicoverlore tagging: @blackstardiopside @the-perfect-dark @fireballs-and-hairballs @lord-maheswaran @forceofwilll @nacreousknight @theassistantgems and also YOU (cause I can’t think up 15 blogs)
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olessan · 7 years
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Not Again
One of the reasons I’ve become quiet is lots of bad things happening IRL. I’m not going to get into them but one of them has been health things, of us and our (non-ape) babies. I think I’ going to ramble because like everyone else I’m in a very very concerned and just lost state right now so I’m going to try and put a readmore in even hough I;m on mobile. I'm sorry if it doesn't cut the post I just have to vent some of this and I have nowhere else to do it
Last night my sister and I set up A GoFundMe because we NEED money IMMEDIATELY for vets but we already can’t afford to feed ourselves. I was supposed to update it with the correct information in the next paragraph and start sharing it around today.
Yesterday, Bunny, in the header image, was taken 250km to a vet who could give him a better examination than the local ones. He hasn’t been well for the last couple of days. One of the local vets diagnosed him with a tooth problem a while ago (we’ve been saving up as well as we can, hence the fundraiser) but the vet he was driven to yesterday found his teeth are nearly perfect in the x-ray. That’s how bad the local vets are. The closest specalists are 400km (250 miles) away
She gave him a painkiller and anti-inflammatory for an ear infection (he always keeps one ear down, I suspected it was an ear infection) but an x-ray found ‘a mass’ in his abdomen and she recommended going to a specialist ASAP.
This-morning he had not improved and an hour ago we (I stayed here) rushed him to the only vet who would see him at 6 in the morning. He’s now in emergency surgery. The vet said that she’s operated on six bunnies before and all were successful. I don’t know. I don’t trust her but she was the only vet who came out to meet them immediately and she stabilised him and I don’t know It’s like, why didn’t she say that yesterday when we talked to her. Why didn’t she talk about how she has SOME experience which is better than NOTHING which is what every other vet here has
It could be a hairball. It could be hair and food matted together. It could be a tumour. It’s been over two hours and there’s no news from the vet yet.
I just don’t know. I can’t DO ANYTHING at all to help I just fucking I’m fucking lost right now
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ka-go-me · 7 years
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Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 10 people.
Tagged By: @shardetector Thanks for the tag. x3
LAST…
Drink: Milk
Phone call: My co-worker, Matt
Text message: my Girlfriend~
Song you listened to: Hayley Kiyoko “Sleepover”
Time you cried: Friday morning... .+.
HAVE YOU…
Dated someone twice: Nuuu....
Kissed someone and regretted it: Romantically? Haa...not irl...
Been cheated on: Haven’t had enough relationships to be cheated on... :\
Lost someone special: Mn. My Dad...10 years ago.
Been depressed: It’d be a damn lie if someone said ‘no’ to this.
Gotten drunk and thrown up: NOPE! Never will either.
Made new friends: Uh duh...?
Fallen out of love: A few times...though it was a gradual thing.
Laughed until you cried: Yes...xD It’s a weird feeling
Found out someone was talking about you: Yea~ Talking shit about me? Maybe. Probably. I don’t remember. lol.
Met someone who changed you: I think so...? At least-I’ve met someone who made me want to change anyway.
Found out who your friends are: Still finding that out sometimes. 
Kissed someone from your Facebook list: I don’t have FB. 
Kissed a stranger: No.
Drank hard liquor: Straight? Fuck you no.
Lost glasses/contact lenses: Yes. Glasses occasionally.
Turned someone down: For what? I’ve turned people down for a lot of things.
Sex on the first date: No.
Broken someone’s heart: Not to my knowledge..
Had your heart broken: Not really?
Been arrested: No.
Cried when someone died: Yes. My dad, Robin Williams, My bunny
Fallen for a friend: Yeas. And I’m with her. 
Kissed on the first date: I don’t think so
GENERAL
List 3 favorite colors: Lavender/Lilac, Black, Lime Green
How many Facebook friends do you know in real life: Again, I don’t have FB. So NONE.
Do you have any pets: 3 Cats,Speccy, Woo and What’s-His-Face
Do you want to change your name: My middle name yea...
What time did you wake up: Today? 4:25 pm. Go overnight shift.
What were you watching at midnight last night: roller coaster vids on Youtube.
Name something you can’t wait for: There are a few things...But first and foremost: my two week trip to Ireland.
When was the last time you saw your mom: a minute ago. 
What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: I wish I could have started a retirement fund a lot earlier...
What are you listening to right now: My fan.
Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: My cousin twice removed I think? His name is Tom..
Something that is getting on your nerves right now: The damn fact that I’ve been trying SOO HARD to stay within speed limits on the road--and then the ONE FCUKING morning I’m more focused on getting home quicker then normal is of course the time I get pulled over by a woman cop and given a ticket....THANKS MURPHY. GO HOCK UP A HAIRBALL.
Most visited website: Google, IMVU. Anivide, Tumblr
Mole/s: None that stick up.
Mark/s: None that can identify me in any way...
Childhood dream: It was--at one time--to work for Disney as an animator...so I could see my art come to life on the silver screen...But as they’ve moved further and farther from traditional animation and nestled themselves into the territory of 3D animation; aligning themselves with Pixar...I lost interest in it.
Do you have a crush on someone: Right now? I’m with the person I’ve been crushing on. I do have celebrity crushes though~ Jared Padelecki, Billie Piper, Mark Ruffulo.
What do you like about yourself: My face profile.
Piercings: No.
Blood type: O
Nickname: Kitty, Meag, Sam, Kags, Hilde
Relationship status: Taken!.
Zodiac: Libra, Oxen.
Pronouns: She, her.
Favorite TV show: LIST TYME:  ・Supernatural ・ Doctor Who ・ Sherlock ・ The Flash ・ Arrow ・ Legends of Tomorrow ・ Supergirl ・ Agents of SHIELD ・ Game of Thrones ・ Lucifer ・ All the Marvel Netflix series’ ・ Stranger Things ・ The Shanara Chronicles ・ Gotham ・ Riverdale ・ A bunch of shows that are ‘over’ i.e. Bones, Agent Carter, Scrubs, Grimm, Will&Grace etc. ・ A shet ton of different anime
Tattoos: None.
Right or left hand: Right-mostly...but I’m semi ambidextrous. 
Surgery: Wisdom Teeth...if you could even call it surgery...
Hair dyed in different color: I’ve done burgundy, purple and strawberry blonde
Sport: I don’t mind watching American Football.
Vacation: I want to go to the Atlantis resort in the Bahamas, visit Greece, Japan and I’m going to Ireland in the fall.
Pair of trainers: Honestly I like bare feet when I can...And sandals/flip flops when I can’t.
Current and all-time best friend name: Rei and My gf Trip
Eye color: Mine’s blue
Favorite movie: Anengers, Disney’s The Little Mermaid, Dogma
WHICH IS BETTER?
Hugs or kisses: Both? I guess. Lips or eyes: Eyes.
Shorter or taller: I’d like taller...But I don’t mind shorter.
Nice arms or stomach: Uh....?
Sensitive or loud: Depends.
Hook up or relationship: Relationship.
Troublemaker or hesitant: again-depends
DO YOU BELIEVE IN…
Yourself: Sometimes?
Miracles: Occasionally, though not often.
Love at first sight: HA! No. Seen faaaar too many relationships crash and burn from this.
Santa Claus: I’d like to, but no. 
I tag: @loneinuyasha, @thathanyouinuyasha, @thecrescentofthewest, @ladyraisha, @rxdqxeen, @inukag-4ever, @kaze-ranna, @inkxpapers,  whoever else wants to. 
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kerbrobro · 6 years
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Ignoring how super good and strong I was about getting up an ready on time for once, this morning has consisted of a weirdly mild nightmare about my dad dying (while irl he’s probably on a plane home right now), this drowsy dizziness, and now Denny totally yartzed and hairballed all over my laptop power cord. Definitely getting extremely stay home vibes.
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starlitslumbers · 7 years
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💫💫💫🌸🌸🌸💙🎼☀️
💫 - I want to be friends with you! u want to be... very... best friend with me... yes good. [disclaimer: i complain a lot about things bc i don have ppl irl to bitch at so plz donut hate]
🌸 - We don’t talk, but I appreciate your presence on my dash!really,,,, 
💙 - I think you’re cool!thNAKS [disclaimer: i started to laugh at smth an then procreeded to choke and sound like a cat hacking a hairball up :)]
🎼 - I think you’re talented!SAME sometimse
☀️ - You inspire me!YOU GO OUT THEREBUY URSELF SOME SWEET SHIT FOR ARTthen never draw ever again and cry.
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