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zhongrin · 4 months
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Good evening Rin! I come by with another zhongwrinth thought! It’s always been a personal headcanon of mine that Zhongli knows how to fight with different weapons, maybe because he’s the God of War or smth but anyways! I like to think combat practice does happen from time to time in the teahouse or in the adeptal relams.
At first it’s Wriothesley practicing punches then Zhongli passes by and asks him, “Have you tried (insert boxing tip here)?” And Wriothesley tries it out, he’s surprised at the improvement. Wriothesley knows Zhongli is powerful, he’s in the adeptal realm after all. So sometimes he’ll seek Zhongli out and ask for a combat tip or two.
For Al-Haitham it’s a little harder? Feeble scholar he calls himself, i just like to think he passed by during Wriothesley’s practice once and Zhongli happens to be there. Zhongli comments on the Wrio’s form and Al-Haitham, curious, asks Zhongli for comments on the scholar’s form.
Zhongli gives a detailed comment and Al-Haitham just goes. “I’ll try it next time.”
So now three of them have one joint combat session, I forgot to ask, how much does Al-Haitham and Wriothesley know about Zhongli’s being a former god in the zhongwrinth household? Do they know all the details or do they just go ‘he’s powerful and gives good advice’?
That’s not the best part, the best part is when you come home and see three of your husbands, shirtless and sweating from their workout practicing together.
*runs*
*EXCITED CHEW TOY NOISES* HIIII STORM (if i can call you that??? but lmk if you prefer to be called something else <3) UEUEUE IM SCREECHING THIS WAS SO <3 <3 <3 🫠🫠🫠
(more utc bc this got long helphsdlkfjskd)
yessss i'm pretty sure zhongli can wield a lot of weapons (i mean…. 6k years and counting, god of war, knowledgeable about all things, man wears an archer's ring - and i refuse to believe it's just for 'status' or aesthetic purposes….) and he just so happens to prefer the polearm!! ough… imagine him with a claymore…. *nosebleeds*
...... they're bonding your honor. they're bonding and i like it very much. i love them i love them i love them i love them i love them i lov- wait sorry what were we talking about again? /silly
OH RIGHT YES AHEM joint combat training (or, as al haitham claims, 'just an exercise') session. does wriothesley and al haitham know about zhongli's identity? well, the answer is both yes and no lol
i'd like to think zhongli is kind of a menace in this one - he doesn't really straight up tell them, but he doesn't really try to hide the fact that he's not just an ordinary guy. they have seen him with his horns and tail out. they have seen him in his compact form wrapped around my neck like a scarf. he doesn't hesitate to tell stories of old when he was rex lapis/morax over dinner (but he does this in a storytelling fashion and in third-person pov). they have asked me for clarification, but i'm also a menace so i choose to keep quiet i don't think it's something i should be telling them, so all i tell them is "if he's not telling, then i'm not telling <3" lmao
i'd say wriothesley suspects that he's a dragon sovereign, simply because he knows neuvillette and these two old men give similar vibes and mannerisms. i imagine he keeps sneakily trying to bribe zhongli to visit fontaine with its ✨selections✨of✨tea✨ but he's actually secretly planning to make the two dragons meet so he can test his hypothesis.
as for al haitham, i think he has enough resources and brainpower to do a proper observation and research to conclude that zhongli is the ex-geo archon. he's the type who would deep dive into liyue history books and journals and records, learn ancient liyuean to explore the ruins, and ask questions to zhongli to crosscheck between the books, the facts he's seen, and whether zhongli's story corroborates it. man's hyperfixated now. someone help him.
brb now i'm imagining shirtless wriothesley and zhongli in that transparent bodysuit and al haitham in his own bodysuit, all sweating aー oh god zhongli's hair is upー oh god wrio's pouring water onto his face and it's trickling down hisー oh god haitham's lifting his bodysuit to wipe his swー HWERHFIE)OWWEDLIAJDIKASD *explODES*
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bratshaws · 4 months
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through the hourglass 313.brb x oc
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a/n: another shorty but hope yall like it!(comments and reblogs are super welcome and encouraged!)
pairing: plus size!oc x rooster
warnings: none uwu
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She knows she should wait when he’s free,she knows it, but she couldn’t wait especially after what happened??? After Miranda? She chews her lower lip as she looks down at his contact number on her phone, gardening gloves have been tossed aside as she walks back inside.
She was surprised her fuming hadn’t woken Shells or the kids up.
After a moment of internal debate, Beatrice made a decision. She couldn't wait. She needed to hear Rooster's voice, to share the strange occurrences that had unfolded in his absence. Pulling her phone closer, she took a deep breath and pressed the call button.
The phone rang a few times before Rooster answered, his voice groggy from the late hour. "Bea? Everything okay?"
“Hey…I know it’s late out there,sorry for waking you…”
“No,hey,” he grunts and the bed creaks as he sits up, “Don’t apologize gorgeous. You know I love hearing your voice especially when I’m deployed.”
Beatrice smiled, the warmth in Rooster's voice providing a comforting embrace, even across the miles that separated them. "I just... I needed to talk to you. Something happened, and I couldn't wait."
Rooster's tone shifted to alertness. "What happened? Are you okay?"
Beatrice hesitated for a moment, contemplating how to relay the events without causing unnecessary worry. "Miranda came over today. It was... strange, Rooster. She was saying things, trying to create tension or something again. I don't know what her game is…"
“ What did she say?"
Beatrice recounted the encounter, detailing Miranda's cryptic comments with detail, and Rooster listened attentively, remaining silent so his wife could let everything out without being interrupted.
When Beatrice finished, Rooster let out a heavy sigh. "Damn. I wish I was there, Bea. I don't like the sound of this. What did she want?"
"I have no idea," Beatrice admitted, frustration creeping into her voice. "It felt like she was trying to get under my skin, questioning your abilities as a pilot. It was bizarre, Rooster."
Rooster's tone shifted, a mix of annoyance and concern. "Questioning my abilities? What does she have to do with that?"
"That's what I'm trying to figure out. It's like she's trying to stir up trouble again… I don’t know, is…well,is Mark bothering you guys too?”
A pause.
“You…could say that,gorgeous.”
"What's happening with Mark, Rooster?" Beatrice asked, her voice laced with worry.
"...I can’t say over a call baby" Rooster explained. "Too risky.”
“Are you all safe? Right now?”
"Yeah, we're safe for now. Just dealing with some internal issues. I'll fill you I can,I promise.”
Beatrice exhaled a breath she didn't realize she was holding. "Okay. Just...be careful, Rooster. I don't like the sound of all this."
"Me neither,gorgeous…we’ll be okay," Rooster reassured her “I promise. We can handle…whatever this is.”
Beatrice nodded, even though Rooster couldn't see her. "I know. But it doesn't make it any easier when you're so far away."
"I know,gorgeous…did Miranda…said anything else?”
"Nothing else."
Rooster's voice softened. "I see… Shells is there with you, right?"
"Yeah, Shells has spending some time," Beatrice acknowledged, a small smile touching her lips. "But it's just... I don't want anything jeopardizing the peace we have at home, especially with you away on a mission."
"I know baby. I wish I could do more. Just remember, we're a team, no matter the distance. If anything feels off, trust your instincts, okay?"
"I will, Rooster. Always." she sighs, “I should probably let you go back to sleep.”
Rooster's voice held a comforting note. "I'm not going back to sleep until I know you're okay. Talk to me, Bea. What else is on your mind?"
Beatrice hesitated for a moment, debating whether to share the weight that had settled on her heart. "I just miss you, Rooster. And with all this happening, it feels like the world is a bit shaky."
"I miss you too, Bea. More than you can imagine. But we need to weather this storm, and then I promise I'll come back to you."
Tears welled up in Beatrice's eyes, the longing for Rooster magnified by the distance between them. "I know, Rooster. I just... I worry. About you, about us, about everything."
Rooster's voice softened, "We'll get through this, baby. I'll make it back to you. Just keep our home fires burning, okay?"
"I will," Beatrice whispered, a sniffle escaping her. "I love you, Rooster."
"I love you too, gorgeous. Now, get some rest. We'll talk soon."
After exchanging a few more words, Beatrice reluctantly ended the call. The weight of the conversation lingered in the air, a mix of concern, love, and the underlying uncertainty of the situation. She wiped away a tear, took a deep breath, and dropped her head on top of her folded arms as she rested on the kitchen table.
Jolene whined under her, her huge head plopping on Bea’s thigh as her paw landed on the human’s knee.
Beatrice absentmindedly ran her fingers through Jolene's fur, finding solace in the comforting presence of her loyal companion. As she sat there, Beatrice's mind danced between the happenings of the day.The encounter with Miranda left a lingering unease, like when you swallow bitter medicine. She couldn't shake the feeling that something ominous lurked beneath the surface, something she couldn't quite grasp.
But why?
Why?
Why were Miranda and Mark so obsessed with them? This has been happening for so long she couldn’t even figure out a fair reason to.
"You doing okay, Bea?" Shells finally broke the quietude.
“Ah!’ Bea jumped, turning around to see Shells standing by the kitchen door, holding the twins to her chest while Nicole wobbled over to her mother. Bea sighed, picking Nicole up and standing to check on the other two, “Sorry,I…didn’t hear you.”
Shells grinned, gently rocking the twins in her arms. "No worries, Bea. You looked lost in thought. Everything okay?"
Beatrice sighed, her gaze drifting towards the window as if seeking answers in the starlit sky. "I just had a chat with Rooster. Miranda's visit today... it's been lingering on my mind. I can't shake this feeling of unease."
“...Miranda was here?”
“Oh,oh yeah you…were all asleep on the couch…you didn’t hear me by the door?”
Shells shook her head, a perplexed expression on her face. "No, I must've been out like a light. What happened with Miranda?"
Beatrice recounted the encounter with Miranda,  and Shells listened attentively, her brow furrowing as she processed the information.
"That's weird," Shells commented, her eyes narrowing in thought. "But…considering everything,I’m not surprised.”
Beatrice shrugged, her eyes reflecting the weariness that had settled into her bones. "I wish I knew what she wanted, Shells. Rooster mentioned some internal issues in the squadron, and now this with Miranda"
Shells gently rocked the twins, a thoughtful look on her face. "Maybe we should beat her up."
“Shells!”
“Beat er up!” Nicole giggled, throwing her little fists up.
“No-Shells,please don’t mention violence in front of my kids.”
Shells chuckled, her eyes twinkling with mischief. "Alright, alright. No violence in front of the kids. We'll just have to outsmart her. Maybe throw her off with kindness or confuse her with some gardening trivia."
Beatrice rolled her eyes, but a small smile played on her lips. "I appreciate the sentiment, Shells, but I just want things to settle down. Between Rooster being away, the breach, and now Miranda's mysterious antics, its a lot."
Shells nodded in agreement. "Yeah, it's a lot to handle. But if Miranda wants to play games, she'll soon find out she picked the wrong opponents."
The twins, sensing the shift in energy, began to squirm in Shells' arms. Aurora reached out towards Beatrice, her tiny fingers trying to grasp onto her mother's hair.
"Looks like they want you, Bea," Shells chuckled, carefully passing the twins back to their mother as Bea but Nicole down. "I'll make some coffee. We might need it for our plotting against Miranda."
Beatrice cradled the twins in her arms, planting a soft kiss on each of their foreheads. "Thanks, Shells. I’d like that."
"Any word from Rooster?" Shells asked, as she marched over to the coffee maker, letting Bea handle the babies for a little while.
“I called him a few minutes ago."
“Yeah?”
“What did he say?”
“That I should listen to my gut if something feels off,” Bea smiles softly as she places the twins down on their bouncers a bit before preparing herself to feed them while Nicole walked over to her high chair, waiting to be settled.
Shells looked at her from the coffee maker,smirking a bit, “Well he doesn’t have to worry about that,does he? Gut feeling is our specialty.”
“It is?”
“I mean,I had a gut feeling you and Rooster would end up together, and surprise to no one, I was right!”
"Yeah, well, your gut feeling about Rooster and me was probably the only one that worked out."
Shells returned to the living room with two steaming mugs of coffee, handing one to Beatrice before taking a seat across from her. "True, I might not be the best fortune teller, but I make a killer cup of coffee. So spill, what's the plan, Bea?"
Beatrice puts Nicole on her high chair and then tilts her head ‘Plan?”
Shells took a thoughtful sip of her coffee, her eyes locking onto Beatrice's. "You know, for dealing with Miranda. What's our strategy? Besides not beating her up, of course."
"I'm not sure, Shells. If she wants drama, let's not give it to her."
Shells leaned back in her chair, crossing her legs. "Ignoring her works for so long. Then what?"
Beatrice sighed, the weight of the situation settling back onto her shoulders. "I don't want to give her the satisfaction of knowing she's getting to us. Let's focus on our own circle.But for now, let's not let Miranda's games distract us."
“Hmmm…”
“I know you hate that idea.”
“You are absolutely right.” Shells says, “I hate it.“I’m just sayin’ we need to be proactive.” 
“I know…”
“Yeah..” Shells pulls out her phone, “Good thing I called Aunt Penny then! She can give us some advice,” if she noticed Bea’s wide eyed look she ignored it and kept on talking “You know she can help us out.’
“Shells.”
“And Mav.” oh God. “He can help us too!”
“Shells….”
“Yeah,we have this in the bag!” Shells laughs, “Anyway,coffee,right?”
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winterpower98 · 2 years
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me and 💚 anon are best friends now, they keep giving me ideas
Clone wukong you say?
"just tell us what's going on! We thought you were gonna be executed and now you're-..you don't even sound like wukong!"
"I am getting executed."
sun Wukong said, looking right in the eyes of Beng, one of the four generals.
"..what?"
Ba, Beng partner and also another general of the four asked. Her voice was rather small and confused. Maybe concerned by the king answer.
"I'm just a clone, the real sun wukong is getting executed. Burned to be exact."
As the clone of the king changed completely his tone, from the usual easy going the king had, from serious or even without any emotions.
It explained how the original king was indeed getting executed, and that got a reaction out od the generals.
"WHAT?!"
macaque, the six eared demon spoke, loudly.
"What do you MEAN you are a CLONE? You mean like those weird things wukong can create with his hair?? Magic- what are you talking about?!"
"Burned?"
They all asked different questions, obviously they were all confused and that didn't shock much the clone. He just stayed out of reach, he can be pooffed pretty easily and he didn't wanna risk it.
"Yes i am one of those clones that can be made from hair, and yes sun wukong is getting burned. That's the punishment at least."
everyone's faces were kinda undescribable, one thing certain is that they all looked concerned, but also other emotions the clone couldn't understand.
"Could you elaborate on the.. punishment part?"
Ma, the last general asked, she kept her voice calm as she was the only one to notice that the clone was getting more and more nervous,
she didn't know why but the clone did, so she didn't wanna pressure it.
"Nothing- just. wukong execution didn't work so they decided to take away his immortality..which..is by getting burned in a furnace. I think it was for- 49 days? Years? I don't remember how times work."
Not even the real wukong knows anymore.
".. it's been 24 years."
Ma helped the clone get how much time has passed.
"Oh so it's years okay. Yeah he has to burn for 49 years so his immortality will fade away and he'll die."
And that did not help at all.
"WHAT? NONO- WAIT-"
Macaque spoke, and got closer to the clone.
"Do you know if he's alive-? Do you know if- if he's okay?"
"As long as I'm here he's alive."
wukong is what is keeping the clone sentient anyway.
"..so if you're here..we can understand if wukong is still alive or not?"
Ba spoke again, after watching and listening in horror of what was happening to their king.
the clone nodded, it knew that as long as it was awake, energetic and here, wukong was fine.
buttttt..his purpose failed. He failed his task.
because the generals started all talking, planning i think?
they all spoke in a angry tone, they all talked about "getting into heaven" and "making sure the clone dosen't poof."
the clone was fine with it, but getting into heaven? Wukong wouldn't want that.
"No- wait you guys should stay here! He'll be back! Just- stay here."
at least, let's not fail his main task alright?
Let's keep them safe.
- ✍️
(I'll write part two when I'm not eating brb)
You and Green Heart Anon are going to be dangerous if you actually get to talk one on one, I fear for my life
But this clone sure is going through it
Part 2
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One Foot In Front of the Other
(what is the correct acronym for it?)
You wow me every time with each one. They are my favorites to go back and reread.
Poor Lucifer, being so stressed trying to find everyone
Proud of Mammon for keeping control of his greed and being able to help find his brothers!
With it being only the staff that they have seen so far, kinda scared to see what happens with it. Almost get the feeling like this kingdom will be against them if/when they go to war with the Celestial Realm. The king gives me weird vibes. *shivers*
Love Raphael's thought process of debating and leaning to be on the demon's side instead of the angels. Did the fact of family and his relationship come into play with that as well?
Also Raphael fidgeting with his top when his canon top is really short already, I find it funny.
Luke's "unholy conception" was brought up again, will we ever be getting kinda backstory on that like we did with Levi and Raphael back in the Celestial Realm?
Was Luke's outfit different because he is a child, or claimed to be Barbatos's son? Or both?
Luke to make it though the Celestial Realm this long without major trauma is so lucky. Assuming it is purely because of how protective Simeon is over him? Wanting to keep it from him. Really hope Luke knows how much Simeon loves him.
Is there actual reasoning behind Segreto's style of dress or just what they find looks best? I mean, with sea demons, I kinda understand wanting less clothing to slow you down in the water.
What would Solomon's outfit be like? Would it be like what the demons and angels have or something different because he is human?
Raphael is the last one Lucifer hadn't placed. Would he have been with Levi still or had he run off somewhere else?
Sorry that this is a lot (probably would be more if I wasn't trying to hide my phone from a teacher lol).
Cannot wait for your next installation of this series!! Keep up the good work!! 💜
My literal response to reading this:
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Thank you sm???? Like legit, this is one of the nicest reviews I have ever received. Now, onto your answers!
The acronym I have been using is OFIFotO, do feel free to use that.
Luci is just Tired tm and deserves a break, poor dude. Mammon is the goodest of good boys and I love him.
The King could just be busy doing his own preparations, but I suppose we won't truly know until what he was doing gets revealed later on.
Raphael is just a confused guy, and honestly he needs a break from the constant stress. He feels like he could make things better if he fights on the demon's side, considering the angel side is the one clambering for an unreasonable war. So to answer your question: yes.
He can't decide if he wants it shorter or longer, and I adore his fashion taste XD.
There will be a backstory for Simeon and Michael, don't worry. It won't be very pretty though...
Luke gets a different outfit because he is a child, and because he is "royalty". He's basically in a tunic with metallic thread, showcasing his status. So both!
Luke is one lucky bean, I'll give him that. Simeon really went all out with protecting him from the horrors of the realm they live in. Luke does know, but he does get frustrated with the constant protection.
The clothes that our boys are currently wearing get broken out for feast days, or celebrations. It's coated in jewels and heavy finery, making it difficult to swim in. Normally, lighter material is used, tight to the body, for ease of mobility in the water. The fancy gets brought out for parties, essentially.
Solomon has a similar outfit, but done with different embroidery patterns. Since he is the Grand Sorcerer, he gets some nice threads.
Raph is currently listening is slight horror as Levi happily explains sea monsters tearing human sea vessels apart for fun. He's fascinated and a bit scared.
Hiding your phone from a teacher??? Just to leave me a wonderful ask???? I'mma go sob with joy, brb.
I'm so glad you're enjoying my series, and I hope you continue to <3
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thefanficmonster · 3 years
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Let Them Talk
Corpse Husband x Reader (Female) ft. Sykkuno
Warnings: Swearing, Jealousy
Genre: Fluff, a bit of Angst
Summary: We can all agree Among Us is a fun game on its own but what makes it ten times better is playing it with the right company. Y/N could agree 100% Being a streamer herself, she loves playing with the streamer gang that includes her boyfriend and best friend. But, what happens when her boyfriend starts doubting her feelings for him due to her close relationship with her best friend.
Requested by @cheetoscat . Thank you so much for your request! Sorry it took so long to write, I hope the final product is worth the wait. Enjoy! Love, Vy ❤
Y/AU/N - Your Among Us Name
I settle in my gaming chair, adjusting my webcam one last time before joining the Among Us lobby with my friends. 
“Hi everyone!“ I say into the mic, a smile plastering itself on my face. Discord is a magical thing, man. It’s so easy to forget that the people you are talking to aren’t around you or within arm’s reach. You could be separated by miles and miles of land or - in our case - oceans as well. Distance becomes negligible when you hear your friends’ voices, their laughter; when you have a good time together despite being each behind a screen, often times alone.
Well, I’m one of those lucky ones that isn’t alone. No one knows that, though. Everyone thinks I’m a single, self-employed girl that’s straight out of college. And they are 90% right. Only thing is - I’m not single. That would be a shocker in and of itself, but revealing who’s changed my relationship status would be a bomb with a whole new intensity.
Speaking of my significant other who shall remain unnamed - just kidding, it’s Corpse - his form materializes in the doorway of my recording room. I give him a hand signal the camera isn’t able to capture, alerting him of the fact that my mic is on. He replies by blowing me a kiss and walking off down the hall to his recording room where he’ll be stationed for the next three or so hours.
I owe this relationship to my best friend Sykkuno. I’m a pretty new and not very well known on the platform, however, thanks to him I haven’t only obtained a boyfriend, but a following of a little over million subscribers as well. 
It all started with an invitation to fill a spot in the Among Us lobby him and his friends had created. It took him quite a bit to convince me to join, but I eventually caved and agreed. Suddenly, there I was. In a Discord call, in an Among Us lobby with some of the most well-known names on this platform. I’m talking YouTube legends. I was that puppy playing with the big dogs. The newbie tagging along with the big leagues. Or at least that’s how I felt until we all started vibing - talking and teasing each other as though we’ve known each other for years and not minutes.
When I joined the call, Corpse wasn’t present. After everyone else introduced themselves, Sykkuno informed me that we were waiting for Corpse to return. The name sounded really cool to me and I was genuinely very excited to meet this Corpse guy.
And then, out of the blue - no prep, no warning...
“Did you get someone to fill the spot? Oh- Hello, Y/AU/N.“ 
…he started talking and he had me star-struck. Apparently, he also had me a blabbering mess cause I remember blurting out: “Whoa, who’s this guy speaking in bold and underlined at the same time?”
The entire lobby, including Corpse, laughed. Sean, or Jack like they called him most often, answered my question, “That is the voice of God, Y/N. Its source is named Corpse, though.”
Heat spread from the bottom of my neck to the tips of my ears. I was mortified by my own stupidity. I was well aware they couldn’t see me and I was incredibly thankful for that, but I simply could not get myself to open my eyes. “I’m so sorry.” I said through nervous laughter.
“No, no, I like that description. Bold and underlined at the same time, huh?“ His voice sounded even more pleasant when it had that teasing, mischievous note to it. That thought popping up in my head only made things worse for my self-esteem and only made me more embarrassed, causing me to hide my face in my hands. “You sure it’s not in Italics as well?“ 
His question got a weak laugh out of me. “Nope, definitely not. Nothing Italic about it.“
Yes, I don’t even know how some terrible jokes about MS Word fonts got me as far as a romantic relationship, but they did! We’ve been living together for quite some time now, dating for even longer - hiding it just as long. It’s not that we have been actively trying to hide it or something, we just wanted to see how long it would take someone to become sus of us. When we realized no one would notice, we decided that if any rumors about us started, or even fans shipping us, we’d come clean. That hasn’t happened either, so we haven’t had the proper chance to address our relationship and neither of us minds.
At this point, I’m honestly afraid of revealing it to the gaming squad. Sykkuno especially. He’s my best friend, after all. I can see him being hurt by the fact that I kept a secret so big even from him. The last thing I wanna do is hurt my best friend but it’s already too late for that, it’s inevitable.
“Y/N have you looked at Twitter today?“ Rae, another streamer I’ve become close with over the months, says urgently.
Overlooking the tension in her words, I answer: “Nope, haven’t had the time. Why? What’s up?“
Before Rae can say anything else, Sykkuno joins the conversation, his voice somehow even more urgent than Rae’s. “It’s nothing, Y/N. If you see it, just don’t let it bother you, ok?”
Hearing such a tone from Rae isn’t unusual, but hearing it from Sykkuno is completely different and a lot more worrisome. “Well if it has the potential of bothering me it can’t be nothing. What’s going on?”
Just then, my phone dings with two notifications. I check to see they are messages from Rae.
“I sent you screenshots. Sorry, Sykkuno. She has to know in order to address it and defuse it as well. I know better than anyone how fast these rumors can spread, especially if no one reacts to them.“ She says, her tone barely apologetic at all.
I open the screenshots she has sent me and I find myself frozen in shock. Some old pictures of Sykkuno and I have been posted on Twitter by some random user. These pictures have started an entire thread of suspicions surrounding our relationship.
The pictures in question are from a New Year’s Eve party a mutual friend of ours held two years ago. Sure, in the pictures we are a lot closer than what would be considered a platonic proximity. And yes one of the pictures is of me kissing his cheek. Yes we were both a bit tipsy. I acknowledge all those things and yet none of them are concrete reasons for these rumors to have started piling. 
“This is silly.“ I finally say after maybe five minutes of silence on my end. ”This is absolutely ridiculous! And why are people so serious about it as well? Actual, important matters get discussed more nonchalantly than the potential relationship between two online personalities! What is this world we live in?“ I know I shouldn’t let these rumors get to me like this, especially not on camera. Still, I can’t help it. I feel it’s so unfair to Corpse. He has to put up with this as well and it’s by no means easy for him. I’ve been shipped with people from our group in the past and he always took those rumors to heart despite acting like he didn’t care. Neither of us should get worked up, but him getting upset about them creates a domino effect with my emotions - causing me to be hit just as hard as him, in some cases harder.
Rumors of the past aside, this one is the worst by far. Mostly cause even Corpse himself suspected something between Sykkuno and I at the very beginning, when we were still acquaintances, barely crossing into the realm of friends.
I pull up Twitter to look for the whole thread, barely sparing my stream chat a glance in the process. It seems pretty split - those who agree with me and those who think Sykkuno and I make ‘such an adorable couple’. The thread is ridiculously long, and if we take into account that it was only started approximately five hours ago, you can either view it as impressive, amusing or sad. Why sad? Because someone has dedicated so much time and effort into fueling the fire of a weakly supported theory.
I love Sykkuno with all my heart. Everyone knows that - fandom, streamer squad, Corpse and Sykkuno included. I love too much and too platonically to ever even dream of having a romantic connection with him. I thought that was more than obvious, but people are either blind here, or just grasping at straws. One thing’s for certain - they’re stepping on a nerve.
“Hey where’s Corpse? Did he disconnect?” Felix asks, gaining my full attention. My eyes dart to the monitor, searching through the little avatars in a desperate search for the one of my boyfriend. It’s nowhere to be found.
“He just messaged me saying his connection is unstable but he might join us later.“ Rae says, “You guys can invite someone to fill...“
“Bathroom break.“ I interrupt, not waiting for a response before shutting my mic off, putting the ‘BRB‘ graphic on my stream and yanking the headset off. I basically run down the hall to Corpse’s recording room, my heart pounding like a bass drum.
“Corpse?!“ I call out to him, one hand already on the doorknob. When five seconds pass by without a response, I barge in. 
Inside, I find his usual spot on the gaming chair empty and his slumped figure seated on his bed.
“Corpse?“ I try again, watching for even the tiniest change of body language. He remains still as a statue, not bothering to look up at me either. 
His hands are gripping the edge of the mattress, his head hanging low. His eyes are covered by the short curtain of his dark messy curls. I can’t gauge much. Is he angry? Is he sad? Both? How should I approach the situation?
Before I find the answer to any of those questions, I am kneeling in front of him, our height difference eliminated. I gently pry his hands off the mattress and take them in mine, holding them firmly but tenderly. With one hand I reach up to tilt his head so his eyes can meet mine. He complies, his tear-filled brown orbs meeting mine. Those tears have the same effect on me as fifty sharp knives stabbing into my chest. These tears focus their attack straight on my heart, tearing it to pieces.
“Baby....“
He cuts me off, “Why is it always someone else, huh? Do they deem me not worthy of being with you? Do they think you deserve better?” His voice wavers, “Well, they might be right. They are correct and there’s little I can do to prove them wrong. They mean you well, Y/N - pairing you with guys better than me. Those are some loyal fans you’ve got. They only want what’s best for you. And so do I. If ‘best’ is being with someone else then...”
It’s my turn to cut him off. I put an end to his nonsense ramble that’s slowly killing me by pressing my finger against his lips. The sternness of my gaze is beyond me as I get up and walk over to his computer setup. I put on his headset and hop into the call as well as the lobby with his avatar.
“Hey Corpse’s back!” Toast says, “Good to have you back buddy.”
“No, not Corpse.” I say in a casual, nonchalant voice.
“Wait, wha-“ Sean’s voice shows just how confused he is, representing the confusion of the entire lobby actually.
“I know all of you are streaming so this message will be heard by several different audiences so I’m gonna make myself perfectly clear.“ I take a deep breath, “Sykkuno and I aren’t dating. He’s a lovely guy and he deserves to find a girl who will treat him right. That girl isn’t and won’t be me though. I am already treating someone right. Someone who treats me more than right as well. An amazing person. A man-child with a heart of gold. You know him, to a certain extent. He goes by the name of Corpse Husband, but I prefer to call him ‘Love of my life’. Thank you for your time and attention, goodbye.“
I exit the call and turn around to find a stunned Copse looking at me.
“That was meant for you just as much.“ I say with a fake strict attitude, one hand on my hip the other rested on his desk behind me, “Were you listening?“
Within milliseconds, he’s on his feet standing directly in front of me, his lips inches away from mine. “I heard and memorized every word. But...” he pauses for a moment, “I think you have no idea how big of a chaos you just created.”
I smile mischievously, “We’ll worry about that later. For now...” I close the gap between us, connecting our lips in a sweet and passionate kiss. 
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rattyoakenbitch · 3 years
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𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐨𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬
warnings: language and lewd humor
eren -
you:
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eren: Whats the matter
eren: Did some jerk off mess with you today???
you: yeah ,, you :/ stoopid idiot
eren: HUH??
eren: WHAT I DO
eren: YOURE TYPIGN SO SLOWBB
you: chill
eren: Youre telling me to chill? please.
you: u just forgot our date but :/
eren: DID I?
eren: Oh man )): im sorry y/n
you: not the doublechin emote pls </3
you:
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eren: Why the weird animal memes all of a sudden
eren: Theyre not even funny
you: i said have a seat ,, dumb whore >:(
eren: Whoa who do u think ur talking to
armin -
you:
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armin: BABY NO
armin: ILY
armin: I LOV U SO MUCH PLS UR DOING SO GGOOOD
armin: )))))))):
armin: IM SO PROUD OF U OHMYGOSH 💓💖💘💕💗💕💓💖💗💖💗💖💗💖💖
armin: ANYTHING U NEED IM HERE<3<3
you: HAABDHSHS ILY MIN UR TOO SWEET OMFG
you: i love u so much <3
you:
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armin: of course i like you!!€℅¢{=;*(℅€{¢[>:(((
armin: wait what does peg even mean ?? :l
armin: like
armin: a pirate?
you: do i look like google to u mf :l
armin: wow okay brb then
armin: Y/N YOU HAVE A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO
jean -
you:
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jean: haha no idiot it means youre a guy that likes other dudes
you :/
jean: why is mario even in that photo 🙄🙄 isnt he gay for the red guy
you: OKAY FIRST OF ALL.
you: its luigi
you: and no that would be inc*st bae😩😩
jean: insect* stupid 😐
you: did the meme just fly over ur head or what
you:
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jean: is that a bunny
you: do you even know how to read at this point
jean: yeah yeah
jean: i have that affect on people <33
you: no actually i take it back you sound like a horse
jean: fuck you
mikasa -
you:
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mikasa: Y/N 😭😭
mikasa: Dont just say things like that
you: which one :•)
you: was it the b00bs lol
mikasa: Yes Y/N.
you: again, my hands are very capabl
you:
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mikasa: We've been dating for nearly a year now Y/N
you: okay??? answer the question
mikasa: What question
you: will you be my soulja gurl😳😳❗❗💯
mikasa: Whats a soulja gurl
you: youre worse than eren sometimes
mikasa: Yes i will be ur soulja gurl 🙄💖
levi -
you:
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levi: I don't have time for your childish antics, Y/N.
you: are you mad at me
levi: Not yet. Why?
you: youre ending your sentences with full stops ):
you: feels kinda mean but idk
levi: Grammar, Y/N.
levi: again, I don't have the time for your silly images.
you: HA YOU DIDNT CAPITALIZE THE BEGINNING OF YOUR SENTENCE
you: CAUGHT YOU LACKING SHORTY 😡😡🔫💯💯❗
levi: The fuck you just call me, brat?
you: s h o r t
you: 5'2 mf 😩😩✋
levi: It's almost as if you asking to get put in your place.
you: please i see that stool
you: ill put all the food on top of the fridge and hide the stool and theres nothinf you can do about it
levi: Oh?
you: yeah hobbit
levi: Nothing?
you: nu uh
levi: We'll see about that.
you: is the little baby threatening me
levi: You've just about pushed your luck with me, brat.
you:
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levi: Are you being serious right now?
you: yeth </3
you: i have a crush on you teehee
levi: Y/N, I've known this for months
you: WHAT
levi: We've been together for a while. We sleep in the same bed. I call you darling. Need I say more?
you: SO YOU LIKE ME TOO?? :OOOOO
levi: I love you, Y/N. Now quit your weird behavior.
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cherryonigiri · 3 years
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wait omg inumaki “writing” words and phrases on your body/palm of your head with his finger!!! sometimes it’s just an “i love u” or even his name or your name with his last name!! + that last ask with y’all learning sign language together imagine him signing into your hand while you guys are in class and he wants to make some jokes 😭😭💘
brb i need to scream into my pillow because this is just so freaking SOFT ahhhhhhh
cw: minor mentions/allusions to character injury/death 
At night, when he thinks you’re asleep, Inumaki traces your name paired with his last name on along your shoulder. It’s so easy for him to imagine his future with you. Sometimes he dreams of decades away - one where you’re happily married, where you both don’t have to go to bed a lone multiple nights a week, wondering if your other half will return to you alive or in a body bag. 
(You don’t tell him that you’ve woken up to him tracing ‘Inumaki y/n’ on your shoulder in the middle of the night. You’re more than content to pretend to stay asleep, relishing the tenderness of his fingers running across your skin. You do tell him that you dream a future with him too. A long future where you get to wake up, knowing that you’re his and know that he is yours.) 
During class, you’ll sign to each other behind the teachers’ backs. Sometimes it’s a simple “I’m bored.” Sometimes you make fun of how Utahime and Gojo never seem to stop arguing. Other times you sign answers to each other, nailing whatever random theoretical question the Kyoto principal has for the class. During training you’ll often sign “have fun” or “good luck” while you’re waiting your turns to spar. 
Sometimes you reach out and tap the back of his hand, prompting him to offer you his palm. Gently, you’ll trace the words “I love you” on his skin, you’ve done it so much that you don’t even need to look at your hands as you write the familiar characters. It happens when the two of you are alone, when there aren’t enough words for you to express how much he truly means to you. But by far his favorite is when you’re with the rest of your classmates - fooling around, training or just chatting. Even while you continue to listen to Maki talk about her newest cursed tool, or about Itadori’s progress, you’ll still brush you hand against his out of habit. You’ll etch the words of your affection into his skin, time and time again. It’s almost instinct at this point, and that’s what Inumaki loves so much about it. 
Neither of you have to think about it. In a world where curses sow chaos with every step they take, you are each other’s constants - given variables that just make sense in an otherwise jumbled existence. 
Because loving you will always come naturally to him.
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icantspeakspanish · 3 years
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Being Seijoh‘s queer manager - Headcanons
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Ship: Platonic!Oikawa x Platonic!Reader / Platonic!Iwaizumi x Platonic!Reader / Platonic!Hanamaki x Platonic!Reader / Platonic!Matsukawa x Platonic!Reader
Warnings: actually none. It’s just fluff and maybe the 3rd years flipping of some mean people
masterlist
A/n: I recently can’t stop thinking about headcanons to that, so enjoy I guess🕳🚶
Coming out to them
Oikawa Tooru
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Okay listen
Oikawa pays SO MUCH attention to his friends
Like, if you’re looking at a person longer than u look at other people, this mf will notice that right then and there
Don’t worry, he wont just point that out
Maybe he‘ll drop some dumb comments like the dumb clown he is, but he wont spill anything
Oikawa is going to be more observing
One day you just hang out with him
and this shithead has a fucking plan
I do not kid you when I‘m telling u he has a whole maSTERPLAN??😀
both of you are on your own phone, you scrolling though Instagram liking memes about ur closeted sexuality and laughing inside, I see you
Then Oikawa plays on purpose one song
„Me and your girlfriend playin' dress up at my house..“
You immediately freeze
🎶👹Don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious👹🎶
You literally try so hard to sent a gaze on Oikawas phone without him noticing
LMFAO NOT U FAILING
Anyways
You see in the upper corner of your eye how Oikawa is grinning SO BOLD AT YOU BYE
Brb, just getting a tomato to complain it to your face❤️
Tbh, he wasn’t even sure till you turned red like there ain’t no other choice
You just acted obvious as fU-
Oikawa will deadass laugh at your confused face, but then hug you
„Why didn’t you say anything? I could‘ve get you a significant other so much earlier???“
Slap him pls
After you tell him that you just felt really anxious or something like that, Oikawa will hug you again
He will tell you that he loves you no matter what and that he‘s sure the team will too
Oikawa will absolutely get you like a pride flag to surprise you
He‘s so proud of you and happy you told him🥺
Oikawa will literally look in public out for a partner for u 💀
Put a leash on that piece of crap, or I will
If you’re part of the asexual spectrum, Oikawa will make sure no one is making you uncomfortable and to know your boundaries about jokes, touching, etc.
Will text u things like
„Y/N PLEASE DON‘T TELL ME U DATE THEM?? IS U BLIIIIIIND?????!“
Hit him
„If you have to reject this dipshit one more time, I‘ll let Iwaizumi and Kyiotani go WiLD😐“
Love him
„If you wont make a move on them, I will🤨“
Throw him off a bridge
Oikawa is always going to be there for you, ready to let his fangirls flip off everyone who just looks the wrong way at you
He just loves you and wants u to be happy🥺
HE‘S STILL RUDE ASHSDJDN
Iwaizumi Hajime
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Iwa isn’t suspecting anything
Sure, he cares about you, but he doesn’t care about which gender u love
He doesent think that is any of his business, he just wants u to be happy and treaten well and taken care of
Pls I love him
since Iwaizumi wont suspect anything, you’ll have to make the first move into this conversation.
So when you and Iwa walk home after practice it seems like the perfect time
You don’t know how to start, so you sorta just blurt that shit out
„Iwaizumi?“
„What‘s up?“
„I‘m ____“
„Okay.“
Your legs stop moving
You look at him like 👁👄👁
he be having the audacity to stop walking and ask you what’s wrong
„Did you understand what I just said?“
„Yeah, why?“
Y/n.exe stopped working
„WHY DO YOU JUST SAY „OKAY“ LIKE A FOOL?!“
„EXCUSE ME?“
Iwaizumi.exe crashed too
„What else am I supposed to say?! You’re my friend, I don’t care which gender you having sex with!“
He ain’t good with words I‘m sorry🧑‍🦯
Will ruffle you’re hair and tell you not to worry, he can beat up any gender😩👌
I actually don’t think he‘d ask you questions. He doesen’t want to make you uncomfortable and just googles about it if there’s anything he doesen’t understand. Iwaizumi is actually pretty invested and wants to learn about your sexuality since one of his closest friends just came out to him.
If anyone is being rude to you, Iwaizumi will pop off
If he’s shopping or smth like that and sees something with pride colors / your flag colors, he will buy that and give it to you
Definitely ready to beat up anyone who tries to insult you because of your sexuality
Radiates big protective dad energy and wants to meet your partner before y’all go out
Iwa just wants you to stay safe
10/10 would recommend marriage 💯
Hanamaki Takahiro
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„Are you gay?“
You look pale into his face
„whAT?!“
LMFAO I‘D BE CONFUSED TOO
„Is that a yes?“
„MAKKI!“
I don‘t even know why, but he would definitely know
Not your sexuality EXACTLY, but he knows you ain’t straight
Makki also uses that as an explanation and tells you you didn’t looked hetero from the start
Excuse you-
He‘s just a natural i guess
You tell him then what your actual sexuality is and Hanamaki is so chill about it
Will smile at you and tell you that he‘s proud of you and maybe apologizing for blurting that shit out of the blue
If someone is making you uncomfortable in anyway, Hanamaki will hunt them down to make them apologize
he will sent you some lgbtq+ memes and capture it with „That reminds me of u“
Matsukawa Issei
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Hear me out
He makes jokes often
and since you (as seijohs manager) hang out with them often, both of you joke often
like y’all have some insiders, you give joking answers to his jokes
so when you and Mattsun went out to get drinks, he was joking as usual
„He/she’d be a great fiancé. dont you think?“
U look in the direction he’s pointing and see a friend group who’s chatting
„Naaah. His/her friend looks hotter“
u actually said that without thinking and as soon as you realize u started to blush and look to him
Matsukawa still looks into that direction.
„you’re right, they got that dumptruck“ BYE
„Matsukawa Issei, I knew youre an ass dude!“
pls y’all are so casual
after that he asks you if you meant that and really are interested in this gender
„wait that’s ___, right?“
you nod a bit surprised because you didn’t expect him to know the name of your sexuality
WOULD SENT YOU MEMES TOO AND ASK PEOPLE OUT FOR YOU BYE
Matsukawa looks intimidating like Iwaizumi, but he‘d joke around with your date tbh
but if they’re being shitty to you, Matsukawa won’t hesitate to sent them to hell
as long as they won’t hurt you physically, he will make so mean jokes, always pick a fight with them and is SO sarcastic towards them💀
mattsun also made you a playlist with like pride songs
Going to a Pride parade with them!!
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OIKAWA IS SO EXCITED JABSNFBXB
He will absolutely wear a pride flag and be SO proud
he‘ll tries to make some friends for you so you have some people who‘re like you
hes a dumbass, sorry<\3
when you ask Iwaizumi to come with you and the team, he will firstly act annoyed and like he doesen’t want to go but Oikawa drags him anyway dw
if there’s like rainbow ice he will buy it for you what a sugar daddy
Iwaizumi will act annoyed and bored for most of the time, but as soon as you look two seconds away from him and turn back around, this men has rainbow flags on both of his cheeks🥺
someone also gave him a small pride flag and he’s swinging it since then the entire time GOD I‘M SO DOWN FOR SOFT IWAIZUMI PLEASE
some guys talked to him because they thought he’s 💅🏻 and hot and Oikawa let out a scream BAHAHA
Iwa explained himself so politely tho<3
Hanamaki found SO MANY FRIENDS GOODBYE
ofc he and matsukawa bought this thing with what you can draw those rainbow flags on your cheeks and they put it on Oikawas, yours, Iwaizumis and their own face
actually they have now rainbowflags all over their body because they think they look cool🧚‍♀️
and they will protect you from creeps <3
remember when I said Mattsun made a playlist for you? Oikawa‘s blasting that shit and dancing to it ofc he danced with you duh
after that day, Hanamaki changed y’all’s gc name to „y/n‘s protection squad“
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tipsylorie · 3 years
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Dream Project Pt. 3 {title in progress}
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3
A/N: Hola everyone, here is part 3 but not yet proof-read. I hope you will like it nevertheless...
Word Count: 2.7K
THE NEXT DAY
Liviana drove herself to office due to the driver’s message early in the morning that says he will be late because of an emergency. Upon arriving the buildings parking lot, instead of her driver, it was her assistant who was waiting with a worried look.
“Why the long face baby boy?” This is the thought that has been running through Liv’s mind when she saw her assistant, and this made her laugh. It took a while for her to compose herself so with a long face, she just remarks as she exits the car, “Why the sad face Jer?”
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“Why are you laughing though?” Jayceon asked with a growing grin, but Liv just dismissed it by saying ‘nothing’. So he continues to inform his boss, “It turns out that your driver for today had to rush her wife to hospital earlier so there won’t be anyone to drive you.”
“This won’t do, I have to get these cakes delivered and to check the situation in Paradigmia.” Liv said with worry written all over her face but then she suddenly smiles, “You do have a license, right?” She asked the young man who responses with a nod. “Then you’ll drive. I just have to get some materials in my office.”
Jayceon sees Liviana walking towards the car and anxious on how his driving should be. Because the only one who he was able to drive are his friends. Heck, his parents don’t even know that he can since he has always been provided with a driver and an assistant. It didn’t help either when Liv chose to seat beside him after she arranged the materials and cakes at the back seat. “Why are you sitting here instead of over there?” Jayceon nervously asked as he points to the back seat diagonal to the driver’s seat as where bosses should sit according to some according to etiquette.
“Well, I am not really used to passenger seat being vacant. Don’t worry Jer, this is perfectly normal and please just treat me more as your friend instead of your boss. It will be more comfortable that way.” Liv informed her assistant.
Jayceon smiles as he was happy hearing how humble his business partner is, so he proceeded saying, “Ok then Liv, buckle up and enjoy the ride!”
It was an internal chaos in Jayceons mind since he doesn’t really want to go to his habit of over speeding and to scare Liviana however his childhood acting lessons had paid off since he was able to act composed and relaxed while he’s driving his temporary boss. Okay, so if you’re wondering about Jayce’s early life, his mother well like all Asian mothers are, enrolled him in all extracurricular activities she could come across. Therefore, ever since in the age of 4 he had already experienced EVERYTHING, from sports to performing arts.
Upon arriving to the Academy’s main branch, Liv immediately went to her friend Anne’s office. “Annie! Been so long, I made you some cupcakes!” She enthusiastically greeted her friend.
Anne was a little bit puzzled by the sudden visit, “What’s up? Why the cupcakes?” She asked. However, Liv just gave her a questioning look as a response and it only dawned on her that it was their friend’s birthday. So, the look at her face was so funny as if she experienced horror while saying, “OH MY GOSH! How could I forget?”
“Don’t worry Anne. Just message her later or maybe give her a visit after your working hours. It’s just a 30-minute ride so… It’s up to you.”
“Well, if it is up to me, I will just take a half day off and go to her but yeah cannot do that because my boss would be mad.”
“Ha, I know what you’re trying to do, well just so y’know as your boss I would totally not mind however I know how keen you are with your work so I reckon that you will finish today’s job and just go to her later after working hours.” Liv said the last words with a tap on Anne’s shoulder then left her office.
As they left, Anne just snickered on how her long-time friend never failed to read her like an open book.
*
On their way to Paradigmia, they stopped at a gas station since Jayceon found the need to pee. So Liviana just waited in the car. Jayce always has the impulse to buy something since he finds this satisfying. When he was about to pay, only then he realised that he left his wallet in the car’s compartment that is in between the driver’s seat and passenger seat. So, he hurriedly opened Liv’s door side in a rush, and tried to open the compartment and reached it and however this fell on the backside and without thinking Jayce climbed on top of Liv and once he reached his wallet he exclaimed, “Yes! Finally got it!”
This woke Liv up and her eyes widened in surprise. Jayceon just froze and stared to her eyes, and he had the urge to gulp just to somehow slow the rapid beating of his heart. To snap him back to reality, Liv asked, “What are you doing?” in a concerned voice and was trying hard not to jump to conclusion since as far as she knows, the guy in front of her was gay.
Jayce or in Liv’s perspective, Jer stepped back to not cause any alarm and calmly said, “I was just trying to reach for my wallet,” showed the wallet in his hand, “because I have items waiting in the counter of that 7-Eleven.”  He pointed to the convenience store in the side of the car.
“Oh okay, but you know you could’ve used the other door, right?” Liv asked genuinely.
“I didn’t think of that earlier since I was in a rush. I am so sorry about that.” Jayce apologised. “I promise it won’t happened ever again!” He subconsciously emphasised as his eyes asked for forgiveness.
In Liv’s perspective, she cannot stay mad to this adorable guy in front of her. “Fine, just never ever do that again to me or to anyone ever again.” She informed her employee.
“Pinky swear! Brb just gonna pay for those food! Thank you, Liv!”
As Jayce ran back to the convenience store, Liv thought it was really odd for Jer to stare at her like that. However, she just dismisses this immediately and went back to her nap since she knows it will be a long day in Paradigmia.
“Hey,” Jayce said as he tapped Liv’s shoulder when he sat at the driver’s seat. “You want some peanuts? It’ll help to lessen your sleeping.”
Liv slowly opened her eyes and looked at the bag of peanut he was holding, “Yes, that would be great.”
As Jayce prepped himself to drive, he asked a last question, “What did you do last night that made you this tired today?”
“Well obviously the cake made me use all my remaining energy last night. I don’t know maybe I had a tiring dream.”
“You also believe that? Despite not remembering the dream?” He asked and she just nodded with a faint smile as a response. “So glad that I am not the only one.”
After few more minutes they finally arrived to the apartment of Julie. Liv asked Jayceon to grab the balloons she prepared at the backseat. “You had balloons? Why haven’t I seen it?” He asked in amusement. “Well, maybe I unintentionally intentionally hid it?” This just made the pair chuckle as the guy grabbed the balloons, the lady handled the cakes.
“After centuries you’re finally here!” Liv’s best friend, Julie exclaimed as she hugged her while holding the cakes.
“Careful! My masterpiece!” Liv yelled.
“Sorry but that will not even last a day in this household.” Julie rebuked. This resulted to the three of them laughing.
“Did Anne tell you she’ll be here later?” Liv asked her good friend.
“Yeah, she felt so guilty of almost forgetting and thanked God when you thought of leaving some of your wonderful cupcakes in her office and she has time to prepare.” Julie nonchalantly informed Liv.
“So, what do you prefer, stay here while we wait for her or let’s head now to the hotel I already booked for tonight?” Liv asked.
Julie replied after some thinking, “Well, I think my family will still visit here shortly to give cakes and such, so maybe wait for Anne in here.”
With Julie’s response, Liv faced her assistant and informed him, “So, if you want to take a rest you can go to the hotel first. I am sending you know the voucher for your room, and by just showing this to the reception, I think you’ll be assisted to your room immediately. Just leave the car and keys since we really do not plan to get wasted so I’ll just drive us there and I’ll just let you know once we arrived there. Is that okay?”
As Liviana is explaining her proposition, Jayceon cannot help but take notice on how she always has the tendency to worry about everyone around her ergo, planning everything tediously beforehand. He admires this but at the same time feel sorry for her since she has the kind of person who loves to smile despite the truth that deep inside, she is already drowning. He can see this because she tries so hard every single time as if it is always her life on the line. He wishes that somehow he can help her to loosen up a bit and be true of what she truly feels. (A/N: Jayceon has taken a lot of Psychology modules in undergrad as a hobby that made him enjoy analysing human behaviour and Liviana has been one of the most interesting person he has met.)  So after listening to Liv, he answered, “Yep, sure thing! That all sound great! So I guess, see you tomorrow?”
“Yes, Jer see ya! Thank you for the help. Ooh I almost forgot, I also set aside these cupcakes for you.” Liviana said as she gave the 3 pieces cupcakes in a sealed tray.
“Thank you Liv! Really appreciate it! Bye!” He remarked as he waved goodbye then got inside the taxi they messaged.
~Jayceon in the hotel~
Jayceon went to the counter which the receptionist immediately recognised him as his family being the co-owner of the hotel. In which he was greeted immediately with a bow and for the employee to immediately ring for the Executive Manager. Jayce then quickly tried to explain his stuation in the most discreet way possible. Telling him to stop his manager from coming because most probably him having prior commitments with his work. He just asked for the receptionist to give him the room stated in the voucher and instead to have Liviana Voss in the most expensive room available during her stay and charge her with only the amount the room she booked. So just like that, Jayce had his staff to put Liv in the Premium Suite Penthouse which is technically a room with rooms and a second floor that has a direct access to the rooftop.
Jayce was pretty proud with what he did especially on how smart he think it was. To have Liviana be one of the lucky winners in an online booking event that never existed. After feeling content, he took a nap to make sure he will not miss any updates from his “boss”. But didn’t miss the beat to take a taste of the cupcake after dinner. He can surely tell that it was made with love.
~Meanwhile in Julie’s Household~
“So, who was that guy? He looks so good! Do you have a thing with him?” Julie prompted with the question she has been holding until that guy left.
Liv answered with a grin, “I knew it! I can already sense your questions like once we both entered your house. And the answers would be: first us my assistant; second, yep he is but not interested with girls; and finally, I think no?”
“Omg, you do have! Spill!” Julie enthusiastically ordered.
“But it is your birthday! Why talk about me? We need to focus on you getting older!” Liv claimed.
Julie tried to explain, “Still, I am the birthday girl, so you need to let me use my power card for today of you to just share about this matter, please?”
“Fine! I love you so much that is why I am letting you use the card.” Liv gave in.
Julie was delighted with this by saying, “YAYYYY! BEST BDAY because of the BEST TEA!” But then suddenly interrupted with her family entering the house with their spare key. This made Liviana laugh so much that Julie’s family can see her almost rolling off the ground literally but thankfully she was able to stop herself. Julie’s family only stayed for like 2 hours since they also have some stuff already planned.
Once they left, Liv and Julie cleaned a little bit and wash the little number of dishes. Just right after they finished, Anne already arrived, and this made Julie happier since Liv can share the tea to the both of them at the same time. Liv’s narration went like this:
“Well, I was taking a nap since I was really exhausted with the baking and decorating so I really do hope you guys will love and like it. So, while napping I can feel that something is different, and I can see him staring at me adoringly? I guess, it was really weird because I felt something. It also feels like an eternity and still his position being on top of me didn’t change and remind you that the seat was declined so it was really awkward and I can also see his change in demeanour of somewhat being manly like more than so he normally is and he also gulped that really sent shivers to my spine. Just overall – WEIRD.”
Julie and Anne just looked at each other because they have the same idea. So Julie slowly proposed their idea, “Liviana, don’t you think it is time to consider that he is not gay? As we both can already sense with the vibes whenever the two of you are in a room, you guys act like high schoolers interacting with their first love like that is literally the aura the two of accentuates.”
Anne added, “Also this is nothing like the chemistry thingy back when we tried to ship you with someone in junior high instead this thingy right now is something that everyone can call sincere and genuine.”
Liv was really quiet with the insights her friends are telling her but all she managed to reply is a joke, “Okay guys, you two could really write a million-seller fiction right now.”
Anne just retorted as she and Julie are already used to their friend always being in denial which is the total hundred percent reason why she still never had any boyfriend, “Whatever Liv, just don’t tell us we didn’t inform you. I know that you know that there is a possibility with what Julie and I are saying. So please, don’t resist it anymore because you also need to find a partner too at some point.”
“Wow, our youngest just scolded me. Yes Ms. Annie, will do. So can we now finally celebrate Julie’s birthday?” Liv asked warily.
“YAYY!” The two girls exclaimed, and Julie shouted, “Movies and cupcakes!”
“Speaking of cupcakes, where did you put the cupcakes, I gave you Anne?” Liv asked.
Anne replied, “I have the half of them in my house and left some to my mother’s because you know how much she loves your cooking and baking!”
Liv responded, “Yes of course, I am glad she still does.” She asked, “Julie, what movie do you want?”
“Ugh please, let’s not do that, we will spend like an hour just looking for a movie, guys just pick a number up to 10.”
“Three!” Liv exclaimed.
“Five!” Anne yelled.
“Okay the Liv, just choose the eighth one while pressing the arrow down keys in the remote control.”
“We got, Force of Nature, a 2020 film. Is that okay?” Liv asked as she manages the TV.
“Yup!” Julie replied while she takes the cupcakes to a plate and placed the cake in her refrigerator.
“Sounds great!” Anne responded as she handled the flavoured drinks. They all agreed to get drunk once they arrived at the hotel.
After the movie, the cupcakes also ended. So they cleaned up and prepared their things for the second party in the hotel.
Re-blog for part four!
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onceuponaloonatic · 3 years
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hehe a little follow up to what i posted yesterday because i know your all curious :)
tw: abuse, jail, cursing, etc...
After her labor, Sana is exhausted. She wonders how people do this more than once and briefly wonders how her own mother had given birth to her. Sana had been an even longer labor than Nico was, her Aunt had told her her mother was in labor with her for more than thirty six hours. Sana had no idea how she was able to even get through that.
Her mother. Sana hadn’t thought about her in a while. The thought usually associated with Sana’s parents briefly crossed her mind. When were they getting out? The release date initially set for her parents had been very tentative, but Sana remembers it was still about five years from now. That was a bit scary. In five years her parents would be free again, for the first time since she was a scared teenager. She had sent them three letters over the years. Once when she got into college, a second when decided to major in physics, and a third right before graduation where she gushed about Mina and Jihyo. She never had the courage to go visit them. She supposed she might have if any of her letters had ever been returned, but Sana had long given up the hope of a return letter. It had been nearly twenty years, she wasn’t even sure if her parents even remembered those letters anymore. Mina and Jihyo interrupt her thoughts before she can think about her parents too much. They are both worried about her, asking her if she needs anything or if there was anything they could do for her. They tell her all of their friends were crowded around the window with all the newborns trying desperately to see their baby and probably making a huge scene and that makes Sana laugh. Because she could picture that so vividly, her friends all crowded around a glass display, probably pushing each other and being loud and obnoxious and not even realizing it. That was just how her friends, her real family, were. Sana couldn’t help but smile as she remembered that. Her parents hadn’t been her family in a long time, but she had found a much much better one. It would have been nice to let them meet Nico before the doctors stole her away from intubation, but Sana knew she had no control over that. “Did you get any pictures?” Sana asked the two of them. They had both followed the doctors out with Nico, letting Sana rest for a bit while they watched the baby. “A couple. The doctor let us take a few before they connected her to all of the machines.” Jihyo tries to keep things light, both she and Mina knew all too well that Sana was probably blaming herself for Nico being born early. “Wanna see?” Sana nods eagerly, scooting over a bit in her hospital bed so Jihyo could sit down next to her. “She looks so red.” Sana giggled as she swiped through the pictures. Jihyo had done a pretty good job with them. “Like a little tomato.” “Hey well she is our little tomato.” Mina giggled as she got on Sana’s other side, kissing her head as she wrapped an arm around her shoulder. “The doctors said that was normal and her skin would be normal soon.”
“That’s good.” Sana hummed. “Was she behaving?” “She was being a little fussy earlier though, wouldn’t stop wiggling around as the doctors connected her to the heart rate monitor and tubes.” Jihyo kissed Sana’s shoulder. Sana continues to scroll, both of her wives falling silent as she did. “Did- did they say anything about when she could come home?” Sana stops when she sees a picture with wires connected to their baby. Insecurities bubbled over and tears welled up in Sana’s eyes as she thought about Nico struggling. “They said around Christmas if everything goes well.” Jihyo answered, taking her phone back and putting it in her pocket.
“Was there- was there anything wrong with her?” Mina and Jihyo are both quiet at Sana’s question. Of course they want to tell their wife the truth, but that was hard when they knew it would only hurt Sana. “Please tell me.” Sana begs when she notices their silence. “It’s-it’s her lungs.” Jihyo sighs. “They said she’s probably going to have breathing problems her entire life. Something about them not developing properly and that it was normal for preemies.” That word slipped off of Jihyo’s tongue so easily it almost scared Sana. Preemie. Their daughter was a preemie. “But they also said they aren’t fatal or anything.” Mina rubbed Sana’s shoulder. “They said she will be able to live a mostly normal life.” “That’s good.” Sana sighed. “Can you send me the pictures? I want to send them to my Aunt.” “Yeah sure.” Jihyo smiled at Sana. “Done.” Sana looked around for her phone at Jihyo’s response and it was only then it dawned on her it was gone. “Do you guys have my phone?” Sana asked. “No.” Mina nodded. “I don’t either. I’ll check the hospital bag though.” Their hospital bag had been very hastily thrown together. They would have assembled a real one if it weren’t for the fact that Sana’s labor was so sudden. Because it was, they spent barely a minute just throwing random things in a duffle bag. There were some random hoodies, a change of clothes for Sana, and a couple phone chargers. That was all Mina could manage to get in with the time pressure they had been on. “It’s not here babe.” Jihyo sighed. “Did you leave it at home?” “I think so.” Sana sighed. “I can go get it for you.” Mina kissed Sana’s temple, noticing her stress. “No, it’s not that urgent.” Sana nodded. “I can wait until tomorrow.” “Are you sure?” Mina asks. “Yeah.” Sana pulled her down until a kiss. “Everything I need is here in this hospital.”
xx
Sana is discharged the next morning, but under strict instructions not to move around much. She grumbles about how they don’t have to worry about it, she barely can move as it is. The hospital gives them a wheelchair for her to go home in, but when they get home Sana insists on being carried by Jihyo who giggles and lifts her up slowly. Jihyo had been Momo’s gym buddy for years, as she was the only one who didn’t know Momo well enough to say no when she asked. Jihyo remembers when she told Mina and Sana about it and both of them told her she had made a mistake. They told her that Momo’s workouts were always so hard and took so long that they weren’t worth it. Jihyo ended up still going though, and she found herself getting used to it over time. Jihyo situates her in bed before leaving to take a shower. Mina begins to prepare lunch once she’s sure Sana is comfortable and Sana grabs her phone. She’s still in a bit of a weird headspace. It was weird to not have her daughter pushing at her back or kicking her anymore. It was weird to know her daughter was in the world miles from home. It was weird to think she had a daughter now. A living breathing daughter, that was no longer just a mass of cells inside of her. It was weird knowing she was someone’s mother now.
Sana finds her phone on the nightstand. She makes Jihyo hand it to her before she begins to shower and Sana realizes she has quite a few messages. Most of them are from her friends, and it makes her so happy to read them.
from that annoying bitch
Yesterday 11:56 PM
i know i didn’t get to see you today but i just wanted to make sure you were okay. mina and hyo say you're fine but i promised my mom i would make sure. i’m really happy for you and your daughter is so cute which is honestly surprising considering who her mom is. mina and hyo said we can meet her around christmas and i think nayeon might have put it in her phone calendar, just a warning my wife can be crazy with babies :p
Sana couldn’t help but roll her eyes at Momo’s text. Of course that was what Momo said.
to that annoying bitch
Just now
i left my phone at home, sorry lol. i’m pretty sore but i just got home. you can tell auntie i’m fine and that i’ll send some pictures of nico over in a bit. thanks for checking in, i knew you loved me ;)
from that annoying bitch
Just now
sorry but you know i never have. your just all weird from the post pregnancy
hormones :p
to that annoying bitch
Just now
you’ll admit it one day, mommy knows you're a good girl momoring ;)
from that annoying bitch
Just now
shut up i hate you so much :p do i have to deal with mommy jokes from now on?
to that annoying bitch
Just now
well considering i was making them before and i wasn’t a mom then, yes :p
from that annoying bitch
Just now
i cannot stand you
to that annoying bitch
Just now
your just annoyed i’m a milf and your not :p
from that annoying bitch
Just now
you are insufferable
Sana giggled at that. Her and Momo had always been the same and it was something really appreciated. It may have sounded like they hated each other, but truthfully they loved each other a lot. They were like twins. Sana and Momo. Momo and Sana. It had always, and would always be the two of them. Sana had never had a biological sister, but Momo was by far the closest thing she was ever going to get. She decides to start going through some other messages after she decided she had messed with Momo enough. from momo’s hot wife
Yesterday 12:05 am
send me baby pics
this isn’t a request it’s a demand
i need nico pics now
to momo’s hot wife
Just now
sorry i left my phone at home here
[image sent]
from momo’s hot wife
Just now
OH MY GOD I’M IN LOVE SHE’S SO CUTE BRB I’M GOING TO THE HOSPITAL TO STEAL HER
to momo’s hot wife
Just now
okay but after you steal her i’m coming to take her back :p
While waiting for Nayeon to respond she went through her other messages. They were mainly just congrats texts with a few worried ones, just as Sana was expecting. What she wasn’t expecting was the one from her Aunt. from auntie
two days ago
hey sana, it’s been a while :) i hope the pregnancy is going okay and i can’t wait to meet my granddaughter. just to let you know so you don’t have to find out through someone else… they set your parents' release date today. it’s set for november three years from now. i can go get them from jail, so you don’t have to worry about picking them up. i talked to your mom today and they plan on getting an apartment right after getting out right outside of seoul. i just thought it would be good for you to know. i love you and can’t wait to see you at christmas!
Reading that text made Sana feel like she was going to be sick. They set her parents' release date? Her parents were going to be coming back? To Seoul? The thought of that made her feel like she was going to be sick.
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ametaspace · 3 years
Conversation
Stable co-ego
us: You don't understand why I'm saying this.
us: You don't understand why I'm saying this.
us: There's so much to explain, that you tried to ignore.
us: There's so much to explain, that you tried to ignore.
us: It's not even about my feelings, the world |&expl
us: It's not even about my feelings, the world |&expl
me: So much requires enough listening...
me: So much requires enough listening...
us: How can we help?
us: How can we help?
us: Is there anything we can do?
us: Is there anything we can do?
me: I don't know what to do.
me: I don't know what you're saying.
me: I doubt anyone is going to listen...
me: I doubt anyone is going to listen.
me: Things aren't meant to get better.
me: Things are meant to get worse.
us: Wai—
us: W—
me: You don't want to know the real answer.
me: You aren't ready for my world.
us: We don't ...
us: You don't want my world?
me: Of course you have a world, I just don't see myself in it.
me: I don't think this world is meant for me...
me: Even though I...
me: Even though I created it.
us: We want your world!
us: Please don't kill yourself!
me: ...
me: ...
us: ..........
us: Sorry.... Someone had to say something.
me: Shut the fuck up.
me: I'll stop now.
us: ...
us: ...
me: Go away.
me: You don't know anything.
me: Stop, really.
me: You don't know anything.
me: Did you just split in two?
me: Didn't you just...
me: Wow.
me: W O W ["."]
us: W-what.
us: ...even.
me: WHAT
me: ....just happened? [???]
us: Okay, for those of you that didn't follow all that, I just want to point out, [tumblr blog summary].
me: Okay, wow. I don't know how to summarize that.
me: ...You just did "me" instead of "us."
me: OMFG! Noooo!
us: Wow.
us: I mean WOW.
us: ...wow.
us: ...uhh..
me: Take your time.
me: I'm just gonna...
me: Yeah, that.
us: You can't believe we're actually following this conversation.
us: This isn't a real conversation, I can't. Can't.
me: Can't even can't?
me: Yeah, exactly.
me: Ask.
me: How are there two of me?
me: And why are they the same, and different, and just, AIWEFHSUDHFSJDKFHSDK
me: Exactly.
me: How can I even follow this? My brain is broken.
me: Your brain works fine, watch:
me: What am I looking for?
me: Just watch.
me: I don't get it.
me: You will.
me: No I mean seriously, how...
me: OH!
me: Wow.
me: WOW.
me: WHAT
me: SEE?
me: YES BUT HOW
me: BECAUSE YES
me: THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!
me: >>YOU DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE!
me: THAT'S WHAT I SAID!
me: YES BUT WE SAID IT DIFFERENTLY!
me: BUT WE'RE SAYING THE SAME THING AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
me: Yes, my screams.
me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
me: Screeeaaaaaaaam.
me: AHHHHH(continues into us)
me: BRB
us: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
us[villain]: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
us[victim]: Nooooooooooooo!!!!
us[villain]: Now where were we?
us[victim]: You were about to do something.
us[villain]: But you're me.
us: No, we're us.
me: No, you're me.
us: Us.
me: me.
me: Wait...
us: (us)
me: How does that make any sense...
us: Oh it doesn't, you just have to go along with it.
us: Okay, but, what, hold on.
me: Yes?
me: Hi!
me: Hello???
me: ... Yes? Hi?
me: Are you even alive right now?
me: Of course not.
me: I'm dead 100% of the time.
us: .....
us: ....
us: You did one less period.
us: You don't remember who you are.
us: No I... I'm alive. I was asking if you were.
us: That's dumb, brain.
us: No it isn't.
us: Yes, asking if something is still alive makes no sense.
us: .....
us: .................
us: ............
us: ...
us: ...Right.
us: Yes.
us: How are you ACTUALLY better at this than me, even though we're literally the same person?
us: I. Don't. Know.
us: Hold on.
us: Yes?
us: Are you saying that, literally, trying to know...
us: Yes, it's exactly irrelevant.
us: ...Isn't right?
us: Yes.
us: Uh.
us: Okay??
us: I'm going back to being me now.
us: I don't know if this is still even.
us: Or whatever.
us: This format doesn't.
us: laksdhfluiehfilsudhflcjsd
me: Hi.
us: Why are we still us?
me: Iunno.
me: I like you that way.
us: Well, stop.
me: No.
us: ...
us: Okay, wow.
us: I didn't know silence could hurt us so much.
me: Are you okay?
us: Wow, no!
me: What's wrong?
us: D—, just, AUGH!
me: I don't think that's a real question.
us: OF COURSE IT'S NOT A QUESTION I CAN'T
me: ...can't even?
me: Okay... I, just, need some time.
me: Well, I'll be here when you're ready.
me: Okay, I'm ready.
me: What did you want to talk about?
me: I don't know, you confuse me.
me: That's my job!
me: ...
me: ...
me: ...
me: ...
me: We can't keep doing this forever, you know.
me: I know.
me: ...
me: But I can.
us: ...what
me: Pffffffttthahahahahahahaha
us: Don't laugh at us.
me: But it's hilarious!
me: You didn't even know.
us: What?
us: What didn't we know?
me: Are you serious right now?
us: Yes, I really don't get what's going on.
me: Okay, let me see if >>>I
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twstwonderlandstuff · 3 years
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1st meeting (Malleus & Reader)
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It's 1.32 am, and oh my fucking god, I can't sleep. I tossed and turned, switched the pillow to the other side and I still CAN'T sleep!
After lightly fluffing Grim's fur, I walk down the stairs of Ramshackle, glad to see that Deuce and Ace aren't sneaking through the fridge (oh Vil you scare me so much). With the shine of the moonlight through the huge ASS windows Ramshackle has- which, by the way, do you know how LONG it took me to find curtains for?! Crowley sensei, obviously, that absentee figure of a guardian didn't help, so I had to (1) find the fabric [which I found in Scarabia- bless Kalim and his pure soul lemme give you a kith] and (2), sew it all together by myself. God am I grateful NRC has a sewing club or I'd die everytime night comes. Look, okay, the night is terrifying and I don't want to see it when it's past midnight and I'm still studying!
AHH, anyways! What was I saying...? Oh yeah- using the moonlight, I manage to find a paper and pen to write out 'out on a walk. Brb.', stick it on the counter and walk outside, softly shutting the door behind me.
Oh, lemme tell you about my walks. Like I said previously, NRC is a bitch when it comes to homework and hohoho, I'm not magic, making it doubly hard for me to finish it (also add the fact that Grim slacks off sometimes) on time, so I don't get much sleep. And because I Don't get much sleep, I feel sort of...lazy? To sleep???
It's because, um, hmm... Because I've stayed awake for so long it sort of feels useless to sleep, if you get what I mean? Yeah, and because I do that, I tend to go on midnight- not even midnight anymore- walks.
And during one of the first walks I took, this happened.
~~~
I was talking to myself about the god damn formula we had to remember for Crewel's test, lightly muttering as I kicked the ground once in a while, the serenity of the place calming me down immensely. Then all of a sudden, somebody talked to me in this low, elegant tone, something akin to a royal, I presume.
"What is a child of man like you doing out here so late?"
"I guess I could say the same for you." I replied instantly, not really caring who it was because hey, it's late and my braincells aren't working; I should probably turn my head around and see who this man is but nah, I figured, let's not.
“But I am not a child of man.”
Hah? Then, I turned around and holy SHIT-
“ARE THOSE HORNS?! WHAT THE FUCK DUDE, HORNS?! And they curl around and shit!” I screamed, looking up. “MOTHER FUCK- HOLY CRAP YOU ARE TALL! And dang- are- are your eyes green?! Like, light green- oh my god that is so fucking pretty!”
The guy, to say the least, seems taken aback by my outburst. “...you’re...a brave human, aren’t you?”
“I mean, I guess gawking about horns is pretty brave?” I start to lose my confidence. Oh god, did I offend him? Judging by the startled look- oh my god yeah I totally did he’s going to kill me oh mY GOD
“Thank you.” He replied smoothly. 
“Ah, um, sure!” I thanked back. 
“...”
“... aren’t you... afraid of me?” The guy questioned, looking at me with those light green, like the color of those weird plants in the garden. 
“Well I mean, you’ve got fucking HORNS-” I gesture at the pointy objects atop his head. “-and you’re a tall boi- what the fuck, are you taller then Jack? What the fuck- anyways, no, I’m not.”
“Do you not know who I am?”
“No, because we literally just met?” I say ridiculously. “Oh shit I should’ve asked for your name lmao (yes I do say lmao out loud fuck off)!”
“What is LMAO?”
“Oh, er, its text-speech, but I use it ironically until it becomes unironic- god, this- this is WHY I shouldn’t say shit ironically god damn it!” I explain, snapping my fingers. 
“You know, you know, today’s been a pretty god damn weird day- actually fuck, everyday is a weird day- but like, today is SO, SO weird. Hope you don’t mind listening to me because uh, I render with no choice, um...” I blink up to him, 
“...you don’t need to know my name. Call me whatever you like.”
“Hah? Well, okay, sure.” I shrug, before thinking. “Hm... well, since you got horns, can I call you horn-man- oh my god horny man- no, NOOOOO!” I pinch myself by the cheek and b r e a t h e . “Hope you like horn-man.”
Even under the moonlight, I can still see Horn-man raise his eyebrows. “Are you doing this to insult me?”
“AI- no, because you said I could call you whatever you like, so I am hahahahaah....” I explain, words tumbling out of my mouth quickly. “But you know if you find it offensive I can take it back- oh god its probably rude oh no here I go-”
“I’ll allow it.”
“HEH?! YASSS, NICE!” I cheer, cackling. “Aight, aight.”
“So, Horn-man, have you ever thought of moray-eels?” I started. He gave me a weird glance- oh, he’s slowing down so I can walk next to him- with a nice guy...!
“Do you mean the Octavinelle twins?” Those words send a shiver down my spine. 
“Yeah, those guys... I am so scared of Floyd. No joke, I think the next time he sees me he’s going to break my spine. Well, he could break my spine.” I say. “Wait, where was I- oh yeah, I wanted to talk about their mere-form.”
“So, you know when they change to eels they're legs, like, disappear? Poof, right?” Horn-man nods at my question. “And they don’t use any clothes on top, right?” He nods again, a little bit closer to my head now. Yeah, well... if they’re- if they’re legs are gone, then... then-” I blink multiple times, pausing in my tracks. “Then...are they just naked...? And if they don’t have the bottom part to like, have-” I squeeze my palms together tightly. “The thingy thingy, then like... how do they make babies? A-are they born from eggs?”
“...”
“Horn-man?”
“...”
“Horn-” Horn-man let’s out a sniffle. Then, a chuckle, and now he’s laughing at me. He quickly collects himself, managing one last, shaky breath before turning to me. 
“Why don’t you ask them yourself?”
“Because I’m scared bat-shit and I’m. Not. Going. Through. The. Octavinelle. Shit. No. More.” I state, clapping after every word. “Also, they might see me as a perv- oh god you probably think I’m a perv- , anyways, a perv and I don’t want that to be~ my reputation~ at this god damn ~magic~ school~” I answer, singing to the words in the end. 
As we turn around the corner- oh wait what the fuck that’s pretty damn fast- and Ramshackle appears in our view, Horn-man starts glowing, pretty green light surrounding his body.
“WOAH-” He disappeared. 
“WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKK-”
~~~
So, yeah! That was, um... um... that was my first encounter with Horn-man! I haven’t seen him again ever since, including this walk, so maybe next time. Yeah, next time. 
Extra
“You look happy, Malleus. Did something happen?”
“I found a strange child of man.”
“Oh? Do you mean the kid in Ramshackle? The magicless student?”
“Yes, that one. They seem to have a knack for using curse words. In their words, they said ‘ ARE THOSE HORNS?! WHAT THE FUCK DUDE, HORNS?! And they curl around and shit!’
“Pfft- ahhaahhahahaha!”
“I’ve never met someone as daring as they are. It’s quite interesting. Oh, and another thing they asked.”
“ha...ha... what?”
“They asked if mere-eels are always naked and how they create life.”
“...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-”
Needless to say, Lilia got a good kick out of that one.
hahahaha a malleus fic even tho I'm not a stan whattttt
lads I'm converting into one and I don't know what to feel about it ahhhhhhhh
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For the texting prompts, “challenge”
Beatrice Booth: Two hours and counting!
Lily Evans: Yeah, I’M AWARE, thank you.
Beatrice Booth: Just reminding you bb pip pip!
Lily Evans: Could you PLEASEJUST
Beatrice Booth: It’s for your own good
Lily Evans: You are asking me to make a major life change and instead of love and support I’m getting “pip pip!” and “two hours and counting!”
Beatrice Booth: LOL major life change ok ms drama
Lily Evans: I’m sorry, but in what universe does this NOT change things?
Beatrice Booth: You’re acting like things are going to change in a bad way
Lily Evans: They might.
Beatrice Booth: They won’t
Lily Evans: They MIGHT.
Beatrice Booth: OMG just get on with it ffs I’m growing a beard here waiting.
Lily Evans: I. Am. Doing. It. Now. Go. Away.
Beatrice Booth: LOL send screenshotsDo you have a plan?
Lily Evans: Sort of.
Beatrice Booth: What is it?
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Lily Evans: How am I even supposed to START and also who TEXTS someone to tell them how they feel about them in the first place that’s so impersonal and I HATE you, honestly????
James Potter: what?
Lily Evans: Oh, shit.I’m sorry, I typed this in the wrong conversation.It’s meant to be for Beatrice.
James Potter: that’s okay
Lily Evans: I’ll have to get back to you on how I somehow mistook your Whatsapp pic for hers.
James Potter: i don’t know what you’re talking about, beatrice looks exactly like a huge ginger cat wearing a male stripper’s bow tie
Lily Evans: What distinguishes it as a stripper’s bow tie and not just a bow tie?Is there a specific website where strippers buy their apparel?
James Potter: yeah it’s where i buy all of my tearaway trousersit’s a stripper’s bow tie because algernon is otherwise naked, obviously
Lily Evans: Obviously.So…can any piece of clothing can be stripper clothing if it’s the only thing you’re wearing?Which by default means you can wear stripper clothes when you’re not stripping?
James Potter: anything but crocs
Lily Evans: That’s fair.A naked person in crocs already has more problems than I’m ever likely to face in my lifetime.
James Potter: yeah but they’re getting terrific arch support
Lily Evans: What about shower caps?
James Potter: ANYTHING but crocs
Lily Evans: So you’d rather be in a strip club where the strippers were wearing a shower cap than one where the strippers wore crocs?
James Potter: i’d rather not be in any strip club, they’re depressing and full of creepslike whyeveryone knows why you’re therethe women don’t like youif you’re gonna be a sad pervert have the decency to keep that between you and your google search history
Lily Evans: What’s the last thing on your Google search history?
James Potter: “world’s largest lego store?”what’s yours?
Lily Evans: “How to tell the boy you like that you like him because your stupid best friend beat you in a year-long contest and forced you to do it as a forfeit?”Subheading: “She SAYS this is her idea of lockdown self-improvement but that’s bullshit, she’s just thirsty for drama”
James Potter: ahrightokay coolfirst text makes sense then hahawait, YEAR long????
Lily Evans: Yeah, look, it had a lot of different components and a whole escalating points system and it’s a whole thing, whatever, I’m never doing it again.Her victories were total flukes.Like, wow, you guessed the Eurovision winner, well done.I’m also pretty sure she was cheating with the steps counter but I don’t even want to get into that, honestly.
James Potter: mum gave me and sirius fitbits so she could make sure we took 10000 a day and sirius tricked her by putting his on his right wrist when he was wanking
Lily Evans: It’s weird that you know that.
James Potter: it’s weird that you don’t, he tells everyonedid you find anything?
Lily Evans: Where?
James Potter: in your google search?
Lily Evans: I found “100 Inspiring Quotes That Will Increase Your Confidence,” so no.
James Potter: inspiring quotes are like placebos except at no point do they have you fooledyou know they’re not gonna work
Lily Evans: Yeah, like it’s nice that some guy named Norman Vincent Peale wants me to believe in myself but that doesn’t suddenly mean that I do.
James Potter: you should believe in yourself, you’re brilliantbut you should also narrow your search parameters because that situation is way too specific
Lily Evans: I do believe in myself. Mostly.But like, not only do I have to tell this person that I have a crush on him, I have to do it to a bloody deadline.Nothing really prepares you for that, you can’t take romantic entanglements for your A Level.And apparently Google’s unfamiliar with the concept, so.
James Potter: it’s not remus, is it?tell me it’s not remus
Lily Evans: What?
James Potter: the person you fancy?i mean, not that i have any personal investment in the issue i just know he likes beatrice and wouldn’t want you to get hurt and that’s the tea
Lily Evans: ????????What makes you think it’s Remus?
James Potter: i dunno he justhe seems like the kind of person you’d like
Lily Evans: Me specifically?
James Potter: yeah
Lily Evans: Because?
James Potter: because he’s academic in a good way
Lily Evans: There’s a bad way to be academic?
James Potter: course there isremus is academic in the way that tries, not the way that fucks around and gets good marks by coasting on natural brilliance, which according to my mum can cultivate laziness and that’s why my chore list is so extensivehe’s funny in a dry wayhe’s not a dramatic idiothis hair is tidyhe probably understands mortgages
Lily Evans: You’re describing a male me and I don’t know why you think I’d want to date that.Also, I’m seventeen.Why would I need to understand mortgages?
James Potter: i hear it’s good to get on the property ladder early
Lily Evans: Do you WANT me to be into Remus?
James Potter: there’s no good answer to that question
Lily Evans: Because I’m not into Remus.You have a really skewed idea of what my type is.
James Potter: are you sure?
Lily Evans: Yeah, no, I’m pretty sure I haven’t mistaken him for the totally DIFFERENT person I fancy.
James Potter: i think he has an everyman quality that people find quite charmingit’s possible that you could have
Lily Potter: He’s not a Ditto, James. He can’t transform at will.
James Potter: though thinking about itwould be a bit weird if beatrice was pushing you to tell remus you liked himshe’s mentioned liking remus once or twice
Lily Evans: Once or twice a minute.I can’t believe you thought that “academic” and “understands mortgages” were my major qualifiers.Like, honestly it’s a bit offensive that you think I’m that stodgy.
James Potter: no it isn’t and i never said stodgyit was a commentary on how mature you are!and how you have sensible priorities!
Lily Evans: You say “mature” but you mean “stodgy.”
James Potter: that is not what i mean
Lily Evans: BRB digging out one of my nan’s cardigans and buying some thermal underwear and maybe taking up bridge as a hobby.Maybe I can book a spot on one of those OAP singles cruises and meet someone at a shuffleboard tournament?If I’m lucky he’ll have a full pension.
James Potter: i feel like i should inform you that plenty of old people are out there living wild livesi mean, not right now because of lockdown, but
Lily Evans: But apparently I’m not.
James Potter: what’s wrong with liking those things about a person??i like those things about youand about peopleplural
Lily Evans: NOTHING but they shouldn’t be THE thing.Like, it’s so mercenary. You’re saying I’d only want to date someone because they stand a good chance of making it in a decent career and being a good provider and not because they’re sweet or kind or funny.
James Potter: firstly, i mentioned that remus is funny and secondly that’s not what i meanti meant that you would want to date someone who was your intellectual equal so you would never feel that you weren’t smart enough for them or that they weren’t smart enough to stay on your level
Lily Evans: And that translates to “academic in a good way” how?
James Potter: okay what i just said was a) true and b) a straight up compliment and you’re just blowing right past it
Lily Evans: Maybe I am, but that still doesn’t explain how it translates.Like, since I’m assuming that you, THE smartest person I know, think you’re academic in a bad way, does that mean you think YOU’RE not on my level?Is that a conversation we need to have now?
James Potter: my middle name is oddjob
Lily Evans: Wait what??
James Potter: you’ve mistaken my compliment for an insult and you’re mad at me so i’m trying to distract youand just so you knowthis is my deepest darkest secretonly sirius and my parents know my middle name
Lily Evans: Wait, Oddjob like the Bond villain??????
James Potter: you are part of an elite group of people i’d trust with my life so please appreciate thatyes like the bond villain
Lily Evans: Were you a particularly complicated birth or something?Were your parents punishing you somehow?
James Potter: complicated pregnancymum was on bedrest for weeksshe was so bored that she watched all of the bond movies because they were the only films dad kept in the house and streaming wasn’t a thing back then, and that’s the story of why my name is james instead of sebastian
Lily Evans: James Oddjob.
James Potter: james oddjob
Lily Evans: They were going to call you Sebastian?
James Potter: mum’s choiceshe thought it was debonair and rakish
Lily Evans: I’m…really disproportionately thrilled that they didn’t go with Sebastian.
James Potter: because i’m not rakish or debonair enough?
Lily Evans: No, because you’re such a James.
James Potter: what qualifies a person to be “such a james?”
Lily Evans: I dunno.It’s just you, isn’t it? Your personality. You’re a James.
James Potter: there are loads of other people with that name, you know
Lily Evans: Yeah, and every time I speak to one I’m like, who is this clown and why is he using a name that doesn’t belong to him?
James Potter: lol
Lily Evans: #NotMyJames
James Potter: oh, so i’m YOUR james now?
Lily Evans: You know what I mean.
James Potter: no i don’t, please explain yourselfdid you call dibs?sirius will be pissed
Lily Evans: Do you want me to get mad at you again?
James Potter: were you ever really mad to begin with?
Lily Evans: SIGH. No.
James Potter: can’t believe you typed out a sigh
Lily Evans: I’m just stressed.I have…just over an hour? To tell this guy I like him.And Beatrice is demanding screenshots as proof.
James Potter: why is she even making you do this?
Lily Evans: She says that he likes me too and we’re just wasting time that could otherwise be spent swiping our v-cards in a slow march towards death, and that in the event that he doesn’t, we won’t be able to see each other for weeks anyway so I can avoid any awkward encounters.It’s a compelling argument, must admit.Assuming he hasn’t already…swiped?I haven’t swiped.Have you swiped?I’m talking about sex, by the way.
James Potter: yeah, i got that i’m not twelveno i have not swipedbut you want to?with this person who also likes you and would therefore also want to?
Lily Evans: Only according to Beatrice. He probably doesn’t.And I mean, not immediately. Not like, right now. But eventually, yeah.
James Potter: brb my mum’s calling me from downstairs
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James Potter: pls come home from supermarket mum D: D: D: D:
Euphemia Potter: What’s wrong darling?
James Potter: i am dying
Euphemia Potter: What?
James Potter: i am in severe pain
Euphemia Potter: Where is the pain?
James Potter: in my emotions
Euphemia Potter: For goodness’ sake, James!Sending me a message like that during an international crisis!I thought you were seriously ill!
James Potter: heartbreak IS a serious afflictioni’ve just found out that lily has a crush on someone!!!??? and i am?? dying????
Euphemia Potter: Who does she have a crush on?
James Potter: i don’t know, she hasn’t said his name
Euphemia Potter: You tortoise, she obviously has a crush on you.
James Potter: you are biased in my favour because you are the woman who birthed me
Euphemia: Right now I am anything but biased in your favour.As punishment for subjecting your mother to needless worry, you can give the oven a good cleaning before I get home.That will cure you of your “affliction.”And remember to charge Diablo.
James Potter: you show that roomba more respect than you’ve ever shown me!
Euphemia Potter: Well at least the Roomba is useful.
James Potter: OUCH
*
James Potter: backturns out my mum just needed to insult me deeply
Lily Evans: Hey.
James Potter: still stressed out?
Lily Evans: Unbelievably.
James Potter: you know you don’t have to do anything you don’t want to, yeah?
Lily Evans: No, I do.I promised her I’d do it.And I want to tell him.Sort of.I do sometimes think he might like me back.He says things sometimes, you know? And he looks at me in a certain way and I just, idk.It’s just, how do I even broach that in a text message?
James Potter: i have no idea
Lily Evans: Like, just come out and say it?
James Potter: honestly evans, don’t think i’m the right person to asklike, reallynot the right personreally really REALLY not the person to ask about this
Lily Evans: But you must have an opinion?
James Potter: i have no opinions on anything everexcept crocs on strippers but disregard thatyou know what you should do? ask remushe’s wise like a wolf
Lily Evans: Since when are wolves known for their wisdom?
James Potter: owls thenhe could probably make helpful suggestions
Lily Evans: I like you.
James Potter: yeah, go with that, whatever works
Lily Evans: James
James Potter: what?
Lily Evans: I literally just…my GOD, Potter.
James Potter: what?
Lily Evans: Nothing.
James Potter: what????
Lily Evans: Nothing, honestly, it’s fine.I’ll tell you to your face when I next see you.
James Potter: tell me what?tell me what????wait nolilydo youwas that about me?tell me what?????lilylilyLILYTELL ME WHAT?
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Catharsis (Awase Yosetsu X Momo Yaoyorozu Short Story)
I stumbled onto some post talking about these two and their shared trauma, so I made this in response. Kinda forgot who it was but credit goes to him/her for the idea. 
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Awase Yosetsu sometimes wondered whether he was alone. Not literally, obviously: he had friends, family, and a school he felt he belonged to. More so, alone in his mind. Were his life experiences, and the way he reacted to them, unique? Has no one else suffered the same trauma he had? 
Logic dictated that the answer was a clear no. The Kamino Incident, more than a week ago, had been far more tragic than what he had went through. Hundreds of civillians, unaware of a police raid just a few kilometers down the road, had their lives taken away in a mere instant. He had been horrified to find out about that.
Still, as he lay awake at night staring at the ceiling of his dormitory, something he found doing more and more since the camp, he thought, Is it selfish of me to think that...that...was worse? 
He suppressed a shudder. Don’t think about it, he warned himself, forcing his mind away and to lighter subjects, like lunch today, where Monoma was karate-chopped by Kendo again, and everyone started laughing...
The whirring of the chainsaw grew louder; the wail of that abomination pierced his ears. He was getting slower. They were getting ––
“Stop!” He slapped himself, curling up underneath his blanket. He still could not forget it, no matter how hard he tried. 
Maybe I should schedule an appointment with Hound Dog...
No, he didn’t want to. It wasn’t...proper, for him to go for counselling. The school had offered it immediately after the disaster that was the camp, and he had taken one just to placate them. He went through the motions, nodding, talking a bit, smiling while he could. Perhaps the adrenaline somehow still kicked in, days after it. He might have still been in a shock then. But now...
The memories started to come back now to haunt him, to make him lose sleep, to make him unsettled. And it worked. 
So was he alone in this, or were the others equally affected? Worse? Less? 
Granted, the mood in the school was dim for the first few days, but the majority of the cohort seemed to return to their normalcy by the first week. But he...he could not. 
His thoughts drifted towards Yaoyorozu. Even though she had received the injury from that monster, she seemed to be faring better than him. From the few times they passed each other in the hallway, or at the canteen, she looked as chirpy as ever. She smiled at everyone, laughed at her friends’ jokes, and seemed totally unaffected by the incident. He presumed her studies had not taken a hit whatsoever. Still the top scorer of the cohort.
Great, guess I’ll be late again tomorrow, he sighed inwardly as he glanced at his watch, informing him that it was half past eleven.
He sat up and sunk his face into his hands. Maybe I should take a walk. 
Grabbing his shoes and track pants, he found himself at the ground floor of his dorms. Thanking the reasonable dorm rules that allowed for late-night jogs, he stepped out of the building. 
As he shut the door behind him, he turned around, and his face blanched. 
Yaoyorozu’s face stared back at him. She was in a running outfit as well. Her surprised disposition transformed into a smile. She waved, and Awase meekly waved back. 
Figuring that she was probably waiting for him, he quickened his pace to meet her in the middle of the road. 
“Yaoyorozu-san, hi. Didn’t expect to see you.” He mustered a smile.
“Same here, Yosetsu-san. I jog every night, so it’s the first time I’ve seen you this late. Are you jogging as well?” 
“Uh no, just taking a walk.”
“Sure! I’m fine with that too.”
Awase frantically waved his hands. “Oh, you really don’t have to...”
Her lips widened into a smile like the crescent moon above them. “No, but it’s fun to have someone to talk to. I’d prefer this than jogging alone.” 
Was she always this friendly and bubbly to everyone? Awase was astounded by her amiability. But he gave an affirming nod, and the two set off down the lane. 
They first chatted about schoolwork and friends, about the antics of the guys, which Yaoyorozu laughed at, charmingly. But Awase knew that the conversation would somehow lead to their near-death experience. To his surprise, it was Yaoyorozu who initiated it. 
“How are you holding up?” She asked. “After the camp, I mean.” 
Awase looked at the asphalt. “Good, I guess,” He replied evasively. “You?”
“Same, doing great.” Awase looked at her beaming expression, and his heart plummeted. She looks totally okay.
“Well,” she continued, “as great as I can be, since, y’know...” Her voice softened to a mouse’s squeak. “We were both there.”
The thought of the monster loomed over both of them, silencing the conversation for a moment. He glanced at her again. Her smile seemed less curved now, almost as if she was scared.
Of course she’s scared, idiot. She nearly died too, Awase scolded himself. 
“I...can’t sleep. It’s been difficult to,” He confessed towards the pavement. 
Yaoyorozu didn’t reply, and Awase was beginning to wonder if he had said it too softly when she said, “You too? That’s good.”
Awase looked at her, and her face reddened, though with the faint lamplight it was hard to see. “I mean, I don’t mean it that way! Just –” 
“I know, Yaoyorozu-san, don’t worry.” He chuckled, and she relaxed. Continuing, “I’m glad too. You looked...you looked really well in school.”
“Well, so did you. You looked quite happy with your friends, I thought you had gotten over it,” She said.
Me? Was there another Awase walking around? She really thought I was coping well?
“I – I’m surprised you thought that way,” He managed. “It’s been a horrible few weeks. I thought it might have showed.”
She shook her head adamantly. “Have you visited Hound Dog-sensei, Yosetsu-san?” She asked with evident concern. 
“Just once.”
Yaoyorozu frowned. “That’s not enough. I had to go at least thrice. Why don’t you?” 
“Because...” Awase trailed off. How do you explain this to a girl? 
He doubted the intelligence of Momo Yaoyorozu, because she read his mind. “Don’t tell him I told you this, but Bakugo-san went for a session too, you know.”
His jaw dropped. “Bakugo? But how...?”
She nodded. “We’re good friends, so please don’t tell anyone else. I only did so because there’s nothing wrong with a guy going for counselling, okay? As heroes, we’re bound to experience such things. Ah, sorry if I sound naggy!”
“No, it’s okay. I...I needed to hear that. Thank you, Yaoyorozu-san.”
“No problem.” 
They enjoyed a comfortable silence on the walk back. When they saw their dormitories close by, Yaoyorozu said, “Yosetsu-san? Can I give you my number?”
“Huh?” The question made him blink at her. 
“I’d like someone to talk to, if I want to. I know my classmates went through trauma of their own, but nothing really could compare to what we faced...I feel that they wouldn’t understand fully.”
Awase nods slowly. “Sure.” 
Some tapping on a screen later, and the two depart with a goodbye and a smile. Awase clambers onto his bed, and although the nightmarish thoughts don’t disappear as one would expect in a fantasy, he does sleep a little more sounder. That’s fine by him. 
I had more to talk about for these two, but as two schoolmates who just shared a near-death experience, opening their innermost thoughts on that basis with no prior meetings seems a bit rushed. Hope you liked it, and if anyone knows the person who started this, lemme know and I’ll credit them. 
P.S: Oh wait this ship is popular enough to be an autofilled tag? Well, I’ll be damned. I doubted you again, BNHA fandom. 
P.P.S wtf there’s a kodai x yaoyorozu? I thought I was the only madlad that wrote a fanfic on that. That’s 3 for fandom, 0 for me. Brb gonna AO3 this. If anyone has good fics on that niche ship, pls tell me. I’ll be very grateful
Update on kodai x yaoyorozu. I was swindled. There’s like one post apparently, even though I freaking tagged the fic I wrote on them, and it didn’t show up. So now I’m wondering how many jewels of posts are just concealed because of Tumblr’s shitty search engine. 
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chapter 7 - there’s no one like you, sava
SATURDAY
14:35
Eva What time r you guys gonna hit the party?
Silvia Around 21? Me and Fede were gonna get together and pregame around 19, you guys wanna come?
Sana I’m good, I’ll probably be late to the party anyways. Gotta do something with my mom.
Eva Where are you pregaming?
Fede My place, mom and dad are in Venice for the wknd.
Eva What about Ele?
Eleonora I’m good too, I have a ton of school stuff before I get to the party.
Silvia Ok, that’s chill.
Silvia Brb, gotta go raid my closet to find something to wear.
Fede Ugh, same. Crisis incoming.
SATURDAY 20:56
Filippo stopped his car in front of Edoardo’s grand house, his eyes gazing over the house approvingly. There were people standing on the front lawn of the house, some of them smoking cigarettes under the night sky, and the open doors of the house emitted a warm glow. Eleonora hopped out of Filippo’s car, but before she could slam the door shut, her brother said:
“Hey, I don’t know why you’ve been feeling so down for a few days, but promise me you’ll try to have fun?” Filo’s voice was full of concern, his eyes sympathetic. It was clear that he was trying to detect any clues of Eleonora’s thoughts on the girl’s face, but there were none to be found.
Eleonora nodded, adjusting the bag on her shoulder in an attempt to avoid eye contact with her brother. “I promise, Filo. I’m fine.”
Filippo’s eyes on her were knowing, and for a moment he hesitated  as if there was still something to say. But instead he smiled, nodded and gestured for his little sister to go, his smile wavering only for a second. Eleonora slammed the door shut and followed Filippo’s car with her eyes until it was out of view, stalling on the moment she would actually have to turn and face everyone - especially Edoardo - at the party that was clearly already raging on. A few people were already greeting Eleonora before she even reached the house itself; some of the faces were familiar friends of Edoardo’s, some of them complete strangers. But they all knew who she was.
“Ele!” Eva crashed onto Eleonora as soon as she stepped, her arms wrapping around the girl. Eva was wearing a pair of shorts over her bikini, her hair still damp from the chlorine water. Eva smelled of alcohol, chlorine and a fragrance that Eleonora had learned long ago to associate to her; it was a sweet scent, somewhat fruity and bubbly. Just like Eva herself.
Eleonora pulled back from her friend’s embrace. “Hi! How’s it going?”
Eva spread her arms and spun around in a drunken manner, giggling as she did so. “Amazing! It’s been so much, Federico threw me into the pool!”
Eleonora turned her gaze to the other side of the crowded livingroom, where Federico and Chicco were loudly playing a game of cards, surrounded by a curious crowd of intoxicated teenagers. Even Silvia and Sana were following the progress of the game, the blonde girl clutching a half-empty bottle of wine in her left hand. Loud music was emitting from the glass doors that led to the backyard, where the majority of the party was obviously happening - it was a pool party, after all.
For the first time in a while Eleonora felt nervous at the thought of seeing Edoardo, but she didn’t protest when Eva grabbed her by her arm and started leading her across the crowd, slipping through the masses of people like it was her second nature. “Eleonora, you have to come swimming with us!”
Eleonora shook her head at Eva as they stepped outside, the warm night air caressing their faces. “No, I… Totally forgot my bathing suit at home.”
Music was blasting from a large set of speakers, and the pool was filled with drunken people moving their bodies to the beat, there were couples making out in the water, there were girls dipping their toes into the pool. And then there was Edoardo, shirtless, immersed in conversation with a bunch of friends. Eleonora stood there for a second, frozen, trying to decide whether to continue her little effort of completely avoiding the boy, who she had barely said a word to after their little scene on the roof terrace of Eleonora’s apartment.
But before Eleonora could come to a conclusion, Edoardo looked up, his eyes setting immediately on Eleonora. A smile twitched at the corner of his mouth, and his eyes lit up in the slightest, most warming way possible. But just as fast it had appeared, the expression was gone. Edoardo turned back to his friends, said a few words to them and then turned back to Eleonora. Eva’s eyes were curiously jumping between her and Edoardo as the boy made his way up to them, his expression stern when he stopped in his tracks right in front of Eleonora, so close that she swore she could almost taste the chlorine on Edoardo’s skin.
“Hi,” Edoardo said, his eyes hard on Eleonora’s.
Eleonora felt breathless. “Hey.”
Eva looked like a frightened child left in the middle of their parent’s argument, leaning backwards on her heels when she caught the cold expression in Edoardo’s eyes. Eleonora could see Eva gaze glossing over the crowd until she spotted Elias sitting on the edge of the pool. “Guys, I gotta go say to Elias,” the redhead said, her care-free voice so artificial it almost made Eleonora chuckle. “I’ll catch you later, though!”
Edoardo waited until Eva was far enough not to hear them before he said anything. His hand reached for Eleonora’s almost instinctively, his fingers brushing at hers. “I missed you.”
Eleonora felt like there was not one single coherent thought in her heard when Edoardo was looking at her like this, his fingers still caressing the skin on her palm like it was the most natural thing for him to do. There was a worried look twisting his usually carefree features, and Eleonora felt so guilty that it felt nearly impossible to maintain the eye contact Edoardo was so desperately seeking. Eleonora brushed a lock of hair behind her own ear, shrugging. “Sorry, I uh… Got really caught up with school. It’s crazy how much homework piles up once you have actual friends to hang out with.”
Edoardo was not dumb. He caught the artifical tone of lightness in Eleonora’s voice, he heard how desperately the girl was trying to make a joke out of the entire situation. Edoardo gave the girl a half-assed smile to giver her some peace of mind, and it seemed to work - something in Eleonora’s posture changed, and it looked like she released a breath she had been holding in for minutes. “Okay, I get it.”
They both were lying, and they both knew it. There was a hint of blame in Edoardo’s eyes, and there was a hint of a secretive shame in Eleonora’s, but neither said anything about it. It had always been better to brush things under the mat in Edoardo’s experience, so he figured that Eleonora  would not be any different. Maybe it was useless to try to figure things out with her - maybe it just freaked her out. Maybe she needed some time.
Time. The only thing that Edoardo and Eleonora were seemingly running out of. Fuck. Edoardo felt pain in his chest when he remembered Eleonora’s strange message: Fine. But after that we tell everyone that we’re over. The girl had put a clock on their time together, and the clock was running on its last hours. And even the thought of that felt somehow painful to both of them, yet neither knew nothing of each other’s feelings.
“You wanna go swimming?” Edoardo asked, desperate to break the heavy moment between the two.
Eleonora shook her head again. “I forgot to bring my bathing suit.”
Edoardo laughed, and this time there was truth in the gesture. “You forgot to bring a bathing suit. To a pool party.”
“Well, you know me,” Eleonora said, her tone nearly playful this time. “I’m all over the place.”
Edoardo smiled tenderly, turning his gaze to the sky with a laugh. “Yes you are, Sava.”
23:58
The party had gotten only louder the past hours, and even Eleonora had gotten to the same, festive mood as her friends around her. The girl was sitting on the backyard lawn with Eva, the two of them slightly detached from the rest of the party so that they could hear each other speak - and though they were sitting on the edge of the lawn, Eleonora swore she could still feel the bass of the music in the back of her teeth. She took a sip of her beer, her eyes peeled on the city lights below them. If there was something Eleonora loved about Edoardo’s house, it was the view; the slight hill the neighbourhood was situated on offered an amazing view across Rome, and it was only better at night.
Eva next to her looked thoughtful, her fingers fidgeting with the glass bottle. “So, how are things with you and Edoardo?”
It was a simple question, but Eleonora didn’t know how to answer. She tore her gaze off of the city, taking an extended sip of her beer - the alcohol was humming in her bloodstream, making everything warmer, safer. And suddenly, as if it were the most natural thing, Eleonora felt the absolute need to confess the truth to her best friend who was now eyeing her with a worried look in her eyes. Eleonora opened her mouth, but it felt like the words were getting stuck to the back of her throat, suffocating her.
“Ele?”
The brunette took a deep breath and closed her eyes. “We’re faking it.”
“What?” Eva asked, confused.
“We’re faking it,” Eleonora repeated, turning her gaze to the redhead beside her. “The relationship is fake, we’ve been pretending for like a month. Edoardo wanted to make his ex jealous and I wanted to get the opportunity to meet new friends at school.”
Eva stared at her, clearly waiting for the girl to burst into drunken laughter. The moment never came, and the redheaded girl kept opening and closing her mouth in an attempt to give Eleonora something to hold on to - some kind words, some consolation, anything. But what the hell was she supposed to say. “Oh.”
“I’ll just pretend that this isn’t the weirdest shit I’ve ever heard,” Eva continued, shaking her head. “Well, how long are you guys gonna go on?”
“Today’s the last day,” Eleonora stated, her voice almost cold. “I told Edoardo that we’re done.”
“But why?” Eva asked her best friend, taking a long sip of her beer.
“It’s nothing,” the brunette lied, avoiding Eva’s eye contact.
“You’re full of shit, Sava.”
Eleonora hesitated, as she knew that there was no point in lying to her friend. Eva had gotten to know her so well that it’d just be insulting to continue lying to her and pretend like the girl didn’t know the truth. And besides, why wouldn’t she tell Eva? She had already told some of the truth to her, so there really was no point in withholding the rest of the story from the redhead.
“Well… I’m just so confused. Edoardo’s still hung up on Elena, and I’m yet one of the girls that fell for the Incanti charm just to get nothing back,” Eleonora huffed out, shaking her head. She took a sip of her beer. “It’s embarrassing.”
“Listen, Eleonora,” Eva started, putting her beer bottle between her feet to prevent it from tipping over. “I don’t know what the fuck you’ve been doing the past month, but clearly you have not been seeing any of the obvious signs around you. Edoardo likes you, girl. I can tell by the way he looks at you - like he’s trying to figure you out, and he quite can’t, but he’s just enjoying the fact that you’re there.”
Eleonora couldn’t help a slight smile from climbing up her lips, and she turned her gaze to the grass to hide it from Eva.  The girl continued: “So I’d say if there’s anyone who stupidly fell for someone who doesn’t like them back, it’s not you. It’s Edoardo.”
There was a certainty in Eva’s words, and whether it was the alcohol in Eleonora’s system or something else, Eleonora felt slightly more confident. “You think he likes me?”
“Oh hell yeah,” Eva said, truthfully. “He’s probably just waiting for a sign. He’s a respectable guy after all, not one to jump a girl who gives no indication that they’re interested in him. Though I doubt that there have been many girls in his path that have not been interested.”
03:45
It wasn’t even four in the morning when Eleonora woke up in one of the guest bedrooms, still fully clothed. The girl scrambled up from the bed, noticing that Eva, Fede and Silvia were laying on the bed, as well. No wonder it had been uncomfortable - the bed was barely big enough for two people. Eleonora made her way out of the bedroom barefoot, closing the door quietly in attempt not to wake up her friends. She made her way down the hallway and back to the livingroom, where many people were passed out on the couches, some of them still clutching half-empty bottles. It was still dark outside, the night air in the backyard illuminated only by the lights in the pool.
Eleonora walked to the backdoors, avoiding the empty beer bottles, cups and the occasional human being lying on the wooden floors, careful not to wake up anyone. The chlorine-scented night air felt good on Eleonora’s burning skin, and for a minute she considered whether it was too late to call Filippo to pick her up - maybe he was awake, it was the weekend, after all. Though if he were awake at this hour, it was more likely that he was in no condition to drive, as he had mentioned a new club opening in Trastevere. Fuck.
Edoardo’s voice pierced the silence, making Eleonora jump. “You’re awake.”
Edoardo was sitting on the steps that led to the pool, submerged in water up to his chest. His arms were spread on the edges of the pool, a cigarette between his fingers. There was a bottle of vodka and an ashtray on the edge of the pool, close enough for the boy to reach - clearly he had taken advantage of the party dying down to have a moment of his own, as Edoardo had never been to person to fall asleep early. It was something Eleonora had learned over the course of their weeks together, through countless of late night text messages and hang outs.
“Yeah,” Eleonora admitted eventually, walking to other side of the pool. She sat down on the edge, putting her feet in the warm water. Edoardo followed her with his lazy gaze, frowning as Eleonora seemed to sit down as far away from him as possible.
“Are you okay?” Eleonora asked eventually, forcing herself to look at Edoardo. The blue light illuminated his features beautifully, colouring him in a completely new way. The light bounced off of his eyes, and Eleonora couldn’t look away.
Edoardo took one last drag of his cigarette before stumping it onto the ashtray. “I’m good. You know, though I was pretty fucking surprised that all of a sudden you wanted us to end this.”
There was such a deep hurt in his voice that Eleonora nearly flinched - it was like a knife thrown right across the pool. The girl turned her gaze back to the surface of the water, suddenly feeling the burn of Edoardo’s disappointment.  “Shouldn’t you be thanking me? Elena’s so damn jealous that for a moment I thought that she might actually kill me.”
Edoardo sighed, throwing his head back to look at the stars. “You know, for such a smart person you can be really fucking dense sometimes, Sava.”
“What?” Asked Eleonora, her voice sharp.
“This has nothing to do with Elena anymore,” Edoardo stated, looking at Eleonora again. “At least not for me.”
“What do you mean?” The girl asked again, suddenly feeling extremely nervous under Edoardo’s gaze.
“You know what was the only thing I cared about tonight? The only reason I was so excited?” Edoardo asked and paused like he wanted to give his words more weight. “You. I got to see you. And that was all I could think about all damn day. And you know what that means?”
Eleonora shrugged, a smile twitching at her lips. “You have severe problems with concentrating?”
Edoardo rolled his eyes and splashed some water, though it did not reach Eleonora on the other edge of the pool. “You are impossible.”
A wider smile twitched at Eleonora’s features, and for a brief moment Edoardo was relieved. They fell into a silence that felt somehow fragile, like the slightest of sounds could break it. Edoardo wanted to break it. He wanted to shatter it, he wanted to say every single thing that had been keeping him up for days, he wanted Eleonora know how he felt. The words kept getting stuck in his mouth, and after a few moment he gave up, turning his gaze to the side. And that’s when Eleonora started moving.
The girl pulled off the long cardigan she had borrowed from Silvia, leaving only the white, simple dress she had worn to the party. For a moment she hesitated on something. Seconds passed, and Edoardo swore every last one of them felt like eternity. And when Eleonora dropped into the pool, Edoardo couldn’t tear his eyes off of the girl.
“Uh. You’re coming in. In your dress,” Edoardo said, stalling on the words like he was trying to figure out the sight in front of him.
Eleonora shrugged as she made her way closer to the boy, the water getting more shallow as she got closer to Edoardo. “I didn’t bring my bathing suit, remember?”  
Eleonora didn’t stop until she was close enough to Edoardo to touch him; she stood there, shivering in the cool night air, the weight of her soaked dress pulling her down. She looked beautiful even then, the blue light dancing on her features, creating shadows on her eyes. Edoardo sat there on the stairs looking at her, and suddenly it felt ridiculous that they were so far apart.
Eleonora took a deep breath. “Hi.”
A wide smile spread across Edoardo’s features, lighting up his eyes. His right arm reached for Eleonora under the water, wrapping around her waist. Slowly he pulled Eleonora to his lap on the stairs, his eyes locked on hers. His voice was rough when he whispered: “There is no one like you, Sava.”
Eleonora’s hand made its way to the back of Edoardo’s neck. She felt breathless as she sat there, looking at him, close enough to feel his cool breath tickling at her skin. Edoardo’s left made its way to her waist, securing his grip on her like he was scared Eleonora would disappear from under his touch. Eleonora’s eyes on him were gentle, and though her hand was shaking - from nervousness? - as she brushed a runaway curl from Edoardo’s eyes, there was a certainty in her eyes that she had lacked before. Something had changed in her, something in the way she looked at Edoardo, her lips so close he could almost feel them brushing against his own.
And that’s when Edoardo kissed her, making Eleonora gasp against his lips. It was slow at first, careful. Edoardo’s arms around her were secure but gentle, and the kiss on his lips so intoxicating it felt ridiculous that it had taken him almost four weeks to finally give into the feeling that had been driving him insane for days on end. The kiss started deepening when Edoardo felt Eleonora’s hand sliding from the back of his neck to his jaw, her small hand cupping his face.
“What?” Edoardo asked, breathless, when Eleonora pulled away a mere few inches.
Eleonora shook her head, smiling. “Nothing.”
Slowly, their lips crashed again. Edoardo’s arms let go of Eleonora’s waist and wrapped around the girl, pulling her so close she could feel Edoardo’s racing heartbeat against her own. The water splashed around them from the sudden movement, and Eleonora giggled the most adorable laughter against Edoardo’s lips, making his heart jump ever so slightly. How had it taken him so long to get here? How was it possible that he had wasted these past weeks not kissing Eleonora? Fuck.
 She was the best thing he had ever felt, and if Edoardo could have frozen this moment, at four in the morning, and live it forever, he would have. 
chapter 1 - this will sound dumb
chapter 2 - we need rules
chapter 3 - we’re in this mess together
chapter 4 - just don’t do anything i wouldn’t 
chapter 5 - so fucking special
chapter 6 - it’ll mess everything up
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“Please Mommy”
Requested by @lovingtoadwinnereclipse
Can I request Robin x reader smut. Literally up to you for everything else I don’t care I’d just love Robin smut.
Warnings- All smut, Very Dom!Robin, swearing, mommy kink, thigh riding, strap on, basically just pure filth.
A/N- I don’t think I’ll ever get better at coming up with titles, like how can I write a whole ass story but can’t think of a one sentence title. Anyways- I’m gonna bath in holy water after this one brb
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“What’s in the box?” You ask your girlfriend Robin as she enters your bedroom carrying a package
“Just a few items to please my baby” she winks
“Can I see the items?” You lean over to her, pulling her and the box onto the bed
“I don’t see why not” she hands you the box
“Holy shit” you eyes light up, not expecting to open it and see that Robin has bought you guys new toys, the new 8 inch strap on really catching your eye. “I wanna try it” you tell her, which to your surprise she says “okay let’s test this bad boy out then”, noticing your eyes widen as the words exit her mouth.
“Really?” Your whole face lights up, just for her to bring it down. “No silly, not really. Did you actually think it would be that easy? You have to earn it” she tells you
“But Robin why” you whine out as she cocks an eyebrow upward. “Because I make the rules, but Robin? Who’s Robin? That’s not my name right now baby girl”
“Damn did she get dominant fast tonight” You think to yourself before trying to get on her good side with an “I’m sorry mommy. What can I do to earn the new present you bought for me?”
She leans in whispering in your ear before tapping on her thigh. “I want you to ride my thigh the same way you’d ride that strap on- if that happens to be the position I choose for you if you earn it. I want you to grind against it hard, moan out and make a pretty little mess on mommy’s leg” she tells you before placing a kiss on your ear. “Once you cum with that, you can cum with me inside you. Sound fair princess?”
“Yes mommy” you nod
“Good. I didn’t really care if you thought it sounded unfair, now stand up and strip your clothes off for me, I want everything on the ground”
You stand up and do exactly what she says, stripping off your clothing one by one. You unbutton and slide your jeans down, then slip your shirt over your head, leaving you stand there in your bra and underwear for a second before Robin breaks the silence saying “what are you waiting for? I think I made it very clear I wanted everything in the ground”
You nod and unhook your bra, sliding each strap down your arm and letting it fall to the floor, your panties soon follow as you pull them down your legs and step out of them.
“So beautiful” Robin says standing up and walking over to you. “So pretty standing here all naughty and naked for me” she cups your breast and kisses your lips. “I want that pretty pussy on my thigh now”, she takes off her pants of her own leaving her in her underwear with her bare, exposed thigh ready for you to get on. She uses one finger to motion you to come towards her, spreading her legs so you can have more room to straddle her.
You hover your sex over her thigh as she runs a finger through your folds causing you to gasp at the sudden feeling “sweet girl, your dripping for me already” she brings the same finger to her mouth, sucking it then releasing it with a pop “taste so sweet, I can’t wait to have it all over my thigh. Are you ready princes?”
You nod, lowering yourself down to her thigh and start slowly grinding against it as Robin runs her down your back to your ass helping you pick up your pace, slapping it a few times along the way.
Your hands are tangled in Robin’s hair, tugging and holding onto it as you ride her thigh. Your face leaning on her forehead, lips just a tiny bit apart from hers, you were a moaning mess into her mouth, getting more wet as she praises you.
“Your so fucking pretty with your pussy dripping and rubbing against my thigh”
“No other girl in the world is sexier than you princess”
“You like this? I bet you do considering all the pretty little noises coming out of your mouth”
You try to answer her but all that comes out of your mouth is moans and staggered breaths followed by “f-feels so g-good”
Robin starts bouncing her leg up and down for extra stimulation as you take one hand out of her hair to rub your clit to add even more, before she quickly smacks it away
“Did I tell you that you could touch yourself?”
“N-no mommy” you moan out
“Then why did you do it?”
“To make it feel even better”
“Then you should’ve asked” she smirks and reaches over into the box that is still on your bed, pulling out a vibrator. “I think this will feel a lot better than your hand baby girl” she turns it on to the highest setting and holds it to your clit, causing you to buck your hips and yelp because of how overstimulated it made you
“Is that what you wanted? Do you feel even better?” Robin says, but all you can do is nod, moan, and whimper. She didn’t like that very much, leading her to grab your face with her hand and staring into your eyes “I asked you a question princess, be polite and use your words” she lets go of your face and watches as you try to speak, finally blurting out a loud “yes!” Robin giggles, “I really love making you speechless”
You grab her shoulders to hold on tighter as you keep riding, starting to slip because of how wet you made her leg. You try to form a sentence but the only word that exits your mouth is a shaky “please”
“Please what my angel?” She asks waiting for a real answer, but still you give her a short phrase. “Please cum”. She nods her head forward, “ah I see. You want me to let you cum princess?” You quickly nod with another “please”. “I don’t see why not. You asked so nicely and rode like such a good girl, I can’t wait to see what you left on my leg baby. Go ahead, cum for me princess.”
That’s all she had to say before you allowed the knot in your stomach to let go, making your whole body shake as you screamed out Robin’s name, along with many curse words, very sloppily still riding her thigh.
You slowly stop panting and Robin kisses your lips. “You rode me like a queen baby girl, now up” she motions her finger upwards. “I can’t wait to see what you did to my leg” she smirks
You get off her leg and her eyes light up, looking down at the slick, wet mess you left on her thigh. “So fucking pretty angel” She runs two fingers over it and puts the to her mouth. “Tastes even better than it looks. Would you like to try some princess?” You nod, “yes please” before she wipes more up and puts her fingers in your mouth, you swirling your tongue around her digits. “Such a naughty girl, tasting yourself like that. I think you earned getting to use your new present” causing you to gain a big smile on your face
She stands up and walks over to the box, whipping her shirt and bra off before finally pulling down her underwear and pulling out the strap on, then putting it on. “Lay on your back baby girl, I want to be on top of you.”
You do exactly what she says, crawling on the bed and laying down, her crawling over and getting on top of you. “I love seeing you all spread out for me, you look so incredibly hot princess” she says slipping two fingers inside of you, pumping in and out. “Do you think your tight little pussy can handle all this? It’s pretty big baby”
“Yes mommy please!” You exclaim. “I can handle it!”
“If you say so princess” she says pulling her fingers out and quickly thrusts in all 8 inches, leading you to cry out an “oh fuck!” trying to get adjusted to the size, then realizing Robin isn't going to give you time to do that. You told her you can handle it, now you have to prove it as she starts picking up the pace, gripping your waist and fucking you faster.
You’re a moaning mess, yelling out strings of
“Feels s-so good”
“Oh my god fuck”
“Please mommy harder!”
“Harder?” She says running a hand up from your waist, over your breast and to your neck, lightly choking you. “You’re such a need little girl today aren’t you?” she growls in your ear, applying more pressure to your neck. “Yes mommy” you whimper out between your moans
She takes her other hand off your waist and your clit, rubbing in harsh circles as she pounds into your g spot. “Are you getting close baby girl? I can hear it in your pretty moans and the look on your fucking face. Do you wanna cum all over my cock?”
You nod and answer her with shaky breaths, “yes mommy please, so bad”
“Tell me about it” she whispers in your ear before biting your lobe. “How bad?”
You let a loud moan out before trying to calm down and answer her, which is really hard to do at the fact she’s still slamming you. “Really really bad” you manage to pant out. “I want to cum on your cock, all for you, I only cum for you. Please mommy please”
“Fine” she smirks at you. “Only because you’ve been so polite and listened like such a good girl tonight. Cum for me baby, cum all over princess” she thrusts a few more times before you scream out, slurring out the word “fuck” multiple times and cum all over the dildo inside of you
She slowly keeps thrusting, letting you come down from the hard orgasm that just hit you, before pulling out and looking down at all your juices on the fake cock.
“I don’t know what’s sexier- the mess you made just now or the one on my leg from earlier” she says removing the strap on and sucking off everything you left on the dildo
“Thank you for the present mommy. I really enjoyed it” You say when you finally regain your breath
“I’m glad you liked it babe, you can go back to calling me Robin now” she chuckles, throwing the strap on down to the floor and flopping beside you in bed.
“But you didn’t even cum yet?” You ask her with a confused tone
“Don’t need to. Pleasing you is the only pleasure I need my dear”
“Are you sure?” You ask her, knowing there has to be something more to this
“Yeah, and if I’m being completely honest, all that thrusting truly is tiring, like a real work out when you aren’t used to it. I just wanna sleep now” she wraps her arm around you cuddling into you, kissing your neck before whispering in your ear. “But you best believe it when I say your gonna make it up to me tomorrow night”
“Can’t fucking wait” you smirk at her
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