So was anyone gonna tell me that the two most formative pieces of media of my childhood came out on the same day or was I just supposed to figure that out by myself
My reaction to finding out about the Book of Bill went something like this...
my mom, on face-time: "how are finals? "
me, scrolling through Alex Hirsh's twitter: ........
mom: "it'll be okay. you'll be home soon. just keep calm. you look stressed. Please don't worry about ur grades, it ur first semester, it'll get better."
me, who's already accepted my fate in school, now looking in the BN website: "wait what? i'm not stressed over finals"
mom: "then what's wrong"
me, in my head: "why tf is it called the book of bill? why is alex hirsh dropping this NOW? What's it about? is Bill back? does this have something to do with the stuff he's doing at netflix? does this mean that bill is canonically a journal girly? what's the bonus content about? why is the book "meant for OLDER READERS"??? does it contain more stuff about alternate dimensions? are we going to learn about his dimension? whats with the silly straws? can i actually curse ppl with this book??"