Gays will really be like, "just got my booster + flu shot 馃" and post something like this.
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Another Selfie, Another Attempt at Self?
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on the train again
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Wednesday.
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Someone told me I have a nice smile so I鈥檓 trying to use it more.
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Here's my Lara Croft Tomb Raider themed outfit and the orchid someone put in the work kitchen 馃
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Me and Charlotte
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been slacking on my gpoyws. here I am mid-alien abduction.
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The other day this skinny young kid comes up to me in the locker room and starts close-talking some casual conversation and he's clearly trying to play it real cool. He's giving me all these "know what I mean?" looks, talking about how he just needs a little something extra to help him bulk up.
I was exhausted and not really focused on him so it took me a few minutes to realize he was looking for steroids. I told him to get his ass in here every day and put in a few years of work but I wanted to be like "My good man, this is a Planet Fitness at 5am. Please chill."
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My neighbor said I "really bulked up" since the last time she saw me in the backyard topless, so here I am abusing some overhead lighting and a chest-day pump to celebrate.
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Sleepy
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happy gpoyw
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Happy to continue my feminist holiday T-shirt schtick.
Think I could go about celebrating Indigenous People鈥檚 Day this way?
Wondering if I should get a new one for Halloween this year.
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my wrapped shirt finally came in and i was drinking coffee and realized i am always a caricature of myself
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