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palilious · 1 year
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some Post-Space Pirates Saga Yargwynn doodles (ft. Baby KJ and Paradise)
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starlitangels · 1 year
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Good Boy Audios Incorrect Quotes (Part 3)
Albus: I'd like to offer my moral support, but I have questionable morals.
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Paradise: I didn't understand why people care so much about their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself
Paradise: I've only had Kalamos for a day and a half but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself
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Odin: *tapping lightly on table*
Ulysses: *tapping back*
Tyr: What are they doing?
Pandora: Morse Code
Odin: *slams his hands on the table* You take that back!
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Faithful: On a scale of one to ten, how lonely are you?
Albus: It stops at ten?
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Yargwynn: Here's a list of suspects I've put together so far
Paradise: Yargwynn, your name is on this list
Yargwynn: I don't remember where I was last Friday night, Paradise. Therefore, I have no alibi. I've been tailing myself for the last three days
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Faithful: Are you alright? You didn't sleep at all last night
Albus: I got a solid eight minutes
Albus: Not consecutively, but it's fine. You're not even that blurry
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Makkaro: How's the most beautiful person in the world doing?
Darling, not looking up from cooking: I don't know, how *are* you doing?
Makkaro, trying not to cry: I'm fine
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Yargwynn: Sometimes I think I have too much self-esteem
Yargwynn: Then I remember that I'm just really f*&^ing pretty
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Devlin, knocking on Albus' door: Are you decent?
Albus: Not morally, but I’m wearing pants if that’s what you’re asking
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Makkaro: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined
Frank: Heck
Makkaro: You're on thin f*&^ing ice
Makkaro: Oh no
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Yargwynn: Bureaucracy is confusing.
Mortallous: That's why we prefer arson: it's simple.
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Albus: Sandy always told me to pick my battles
Albus: Well I'm full of rage and picking all of them!
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Paradise: You're up early, Yargwynn
Yargwynn:
Paradise: You never went to sleep, did you?
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Odin @ Okami: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found
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Faithful: Okay, look. *I* don’t want Albus to die and YOU don’t want Albus to die. So now all we have to do is make sure ALBUS doesn’t want Albus to die
Devlin: No offense, sister, but have you MET Albus?
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Yargwynn: Why is pretty boy considered an insult?
Yargwynn: Like, call me a pretty boy
Yargwynn: Call me a pretty boy right now
Yargwynn: I want to be the prettiest boy you've ever seen
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Mirren: Go ahead, ask the captain something no one should have an opinion on
Zed: What's the worst multiple of 4?
The Guardian, scowling: Twelve, obviously
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Albus: I wasn't injured. I was lightly stabbed
Faithful: You were stabbed?!?!?!
Albus: Lightly stabbed. I didn't want to worry you
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Yargwynn: I want to be mysterious so bad but I just cannot shut the f*&^ up
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Odin: Rules are made to be broken!
Tyr: Nothing is made to be broken, Odin.
Ulysses: Glowsticks
Pandora: Piñatas
Okami: Karate boards
Fenrir: Spaghetti when you have a really small pot
Odin: Rules!
Tyr: -_-
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Albus: Can I ask a dumb question?
Devlin: Better than anybody I know
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Yargwynn: It's muggy outside today
Paradise: If I go out there and all our mugs are in the front yard, I'm leaving you
Yargwynn: *sips drink from a bowl*
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Odin, about Ulysses: Can I shoot him?
Pandora, Tired™: Not in public
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Albus: What if I put coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
Devlin, taking the pot while he walks by: What if you don't
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Hades: Truth or dare
Pandora: Truth?
Hades: How many hours have you slept this week?
Pandora: Dare
Hades: Go to bed
Pandora: I've decided I don't like this game
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darlin-collins · 11 months
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Yall I'm done with speace pirate season 1
And let me tell you
I don't know what happened since the happy pirate audio:)
So if anyone can explain the lore for me I'd be VERY grateful 😭💚
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halscafe · 1 year
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Essential Life Skills
I've had nothing but Yargwynn and Paradise brain rot for the past couple days because of @gwenifreds amazing art piece (go check it out if you haven't)! So, I put pen to paper and wrote out how I think the moment played out!
— ˗ˋ ୨୧ ˊ˗ —
It had been a couple weeks since Arkov and Yargwynn had confessed their mutual feelings to one another and gone forward in pursing a romantic relationship. Being able to learn more and more about his Paradise always had the Space Captain excited to start the new day — and today was no different. After completing the weekly supplies check-up with Lyr, Yargwynn realized that the Hercules was lacking in supplies. To rectify the supply shortage, the ship made an impromptu pitstop at the closest planet for the night before they would continue on their journey. 
As the day shifted to evening, the entire crew had just finished collecting all the supplies necessary for the ship when the faint noises of music and dancing became known to Yargwynn. Out of curiosity, he followed the mysterious commotion and came across a tavern filled with people dancing and singing! Yargwynn immediately rushed out and called out for his crew to join in on the festivities, because what better way to spend the night before resuming a mission than partying to the nines with your crew? 
The hours passed and the music continued to sound across the room, with every member of the Hercules enjoying the lively environment! People were clapping, drinking, and dancing to their hearts content as if the world only existed within the confines of this cozy tavern. Out of the corner of his eye, Yargwynn spotted Arkov lightly tapping their foot as they sat engaged in conversation with Lyr. 
He extended his hand out to them, ushering them to their feet. “Hey Paradise, up you get, come on, come on!”
“What do you mean Yargwynn?”
“Come on now what kind of Captain would I be if I didn’t show one of my favourite crew members a good time on the dance floor?”
“Oh no, no, I don’t dance really Yargwynn. I’m enjoying myself here with Lyr, I promise!”
“Now there’s no way you’re enjoying yourself talking to Lyr as everyone parties around you! No offence Lyr.”
The Huma-Alter scoffed at Yargwynn, “None taken, rest assured.”
Yargwynn could see the hesitation in Arkov, but he was determined to show them a good time here while he could. 
“What are you so nervous about? If it’s people staring don’t worry, the place is so crowded no one will pay us any mind!”
Whispering so only Yargwynn could hear, they said to him, “It’s not the staring it’s just, I can’t dance. I was never taught how.”
“Well, even more reason for us to get on the dance floor Paradise! Dancing is an essential skill in life you know? And it’s my sworn duty as Captain of the Hercules that all my crew members are equipped with the most necessary life skills! Now, up you get, come on!”
Hesitantly, Arkov took Yargwynn’s hand and joined him on the dance floor. Taking their hand in his, and bringing his other hand to their lower back, Yargwynn brought them in closer and began to dance to the upbeat tune. They kept looking to their feet to make sure they weren’t stumbling as Yargwynn smiled and laughed at their determination to not stumble. 
“Yargwynn, wait, slow down I can’t keep up I don’t know the steps!”
“It’s not about knowing the steps, it’s about feeling the vibe of the music!”
“Well how do I feel the vibe of the music?”
Yargwynn laughed at their straightforward attitude — by the Gods did he love them more and more every day. “You feel it like this! There’s no one way to dance at a party like this, Paradise! You just do what feels right!” 
As the music sped up, Yargwynn moved faster and guided Paradise around the dance floor, spinning them and laughing as their eyes grew frantic. However, that fear slowly turned to enjoyment as they followed Yargwynns advice. They did what felt right, and spun around with Yargwynn to the musics upbeat and fast tune. They couldn’t remember the last time they felt so, so free. 
The entire room melted around Yargwynn because as far as he was concerned, in this moment, it was only him, his Paradise, and the music accompanying them. Their smile radiated the entire room, and their eyes held a twinkle that would rival even the brightest constellations. 
As Yargwynn spun Paradise outward and brought them back into his chest so they were face-to-face, the music came to a stop and the two were mere centimetres apart. 
“You aren’t too shabby at this dancing thing Paradise.”
“Well, I had an amazing teacher after all. The great Space Captain Yargwynn Salta.”
“That sounds like an amazing teacher right there.”
“Mhmm hmm, he is. Thank you, Yargwynn, for this.”
Leaning forward, Yargwynn brought Paradise in for a kiss. “It was my pleasure, Paradise.”
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wizardpigeon · 2 years
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Hey, hey guys, guys I wrote a fic, guys I'm V scared of this but please read it, pretty please
It's GBA Space Pirate Saga? It's about yargwin and paradise? Pretty please??
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kayla-okamii · 7 months
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Sooo.... I decided to create an AU where yargwynn is gay :3... So basically in this universe arkov or paradise as we know her as is a boy hehe
Things I added and changed for this universe
1. Arkov / paradise is male
2. My hybrid version of arkov has horns and a tail and he can make them appear and disappear at will (he only makes them disappear when he's around yargwynn
3. Instead of making them have two sons they have a daughter and a son (don't ask how they had kids they just do ok)
4.so they have a daughter name Asteria which means galaxy and a son named kalamos jr (KJ)
I think that's all I have on this AU ..... I still don't have a name for this AU but it would be nice if I got some help on naming it
If you have any ideas of what I could add or change to make the AU better please be free to comment and give your opinions :)
Edit: @goodboyaudios do you have any reference on how the canon version of arkov might look like?
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yourwonderful · 7 months
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You know what since Halloween is coming up I'm going to do Halloween headcanons for goodboyaudios characters!
1. Frank would be mistaken as a halloween decoration. Or he would be praised for a amazing "costume"
2. Albus scares little kids into giving them there candy. Or he just scares them in general because he thinks it's funny lol.
3. Gienne likes Halloween but when she looks at two siblings trick or treating she cant help but feel happy and envious since she wishes she could've been able to do those things with her brother. She wishes she could have a good relationship with her brother like they do.
4. I repeat Gienne and Makkaro have the best decorations I repeat.
5. Yargwynn, Yang, and Kalamos Jr all play Halloween pranks on paradise.
6. Prince bubblegum is the type of kid to buy candy and hoard it to himself.
7. Tyr doesnt understand Halloween that much but he still does it for pandora
8. If albus doesnt bust his ass dancing at a Halloween party ima cry.
9. Albus spikes the punch at a Halloween party
10. and of course Makkaro and Gienne dress as Morticia and Gomez for Halloween!
Anyways happy very early Halloween!🎃🍬
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palilious · 1 year
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Arkov with Yang vs Yargwynn with KJ
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starlitangels · 1 year
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Good Boy Audios Incorrect Quotes (Part 4)
Yargwynn: *carrying all the groceries*
Paradise: *holds out hand to help*
Yargwynn: *shifts all the groceries to one arm to hold Paradise's hand*
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Albus: People say I have a unique way of lighting up a room!
Devlin: It's called arson and those people are witnesses
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Odin: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
Pandora: If you say "addiction-ary" I will f*^&ing kick you back through the portal to Esselheim
Odin: I was going to say "high definition" but yours is better
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*air horn sound*
*air horn sound*
Yargwynn: ??? This isn't deodorant
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Tyr: Remember, the only difference between science and screwing around is writing things down.
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Makkaro: I could be wrong
Frank: Have you ever said that and actually meant it?
Makkaro: No
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Yargwynn: There are no bad ideas, only good ideas that go horribly wrong.
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Devlin: Let me see what I can do. Can you stay out of trouble for five minutes?
Albus: Let's find out!
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Yargwynn: I'm going on this mission alone. I ask that you rescue me or avenge me, as appropriate
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Faithful: Lord, give me patience
Albus: Isn't the phrase "give me strength"?
Faithful: If the Lord gave me strength, you'd be dead
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*Literally Anything Happens in the Space Pirate Saga*
Yargwynn: I was not expecting that
Yargwynn: But I was expecting not to expect something so it doesn't count
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Makkaro: In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing on the 'good' side?
Zed: Because being mean makes me feel bad
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Pandora: You really shouldn't be using a straw
Odin: I know. Bad for the environment and all that, but this one is metal and reusable—
Pandora: No, it's just a really weird way to eat spaghetti
Odin: *drawn out slurp*
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Paradise: *walks into crew meeting late* Sorry I’m late. I was doing stuff.
Yargwynn: *walks in, noticeably disheveled* *smirking* I’m stuff
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Paradise: Sorry I’m late. I was doing stuff.
Mortallous: *walks in, noticeably disheveled* They pushed me down the F^&*ING stairs!
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Odin: Hey! What are you doing tomorrow?
Pandora: Having my day ruined by whatever you're about to ask me to do
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Albus: Apparently, ending every conversation with my brother with, "Yes, my liege," and a deep bow followed by respectful backwards shuffling while avoiding eye contact is considered sarcastic
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Yargwynn: Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life!
Paradise: -_-
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Albus: I asked Faithful to share her queen-sized blanket, to which she replied that she was a queen and therefore the blanket was already at max capacity
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Ulysses: You're mad
Odin: Thank goodness for that because if I wasn't this would probably never work
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Makkaro: I assume you realize I won't tolerate this kind of idiocy
Frank: Is there another kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?
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Lyr: We need to have a talk about your professionalism.
Yargwynn, standing on a table: Those are some mighty brave words coming from a guy standing in lava.
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Pandora: We need to talk about—
Odin: The building was already on fire when I got there
Pandora: What?
Odin: What?
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Kalamos: We need to get help from adults!
Paradise: We are—
Kalamos: Real adults!
Paradise: Understood.
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Tyr: You're smiling, did something good happen?
Odin: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?
Pandora: Ulysses fell down the stairs
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starlitangels · 1 year
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Good Boy Audios Incorrect Quotes (Part 1)
Faithful, to Albus: Are you done pretending I'm not the love of your life?
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Makkaro: I think the words you're looking for are "I surrender"
Guardian: The words I'm looking for I can't say because Zed is present
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Albus: Now, remember what I told you, Faithful. The quickest way to a man's heart is...?
Faithful: Through his third and fourth rib!
Albus: That's my girl!
(Devlin: You're horrible)
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Ulysses: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Pandora: I’ve been zoned out for the last two and a half hours
Fenrir: I got distracted about halfway through
Odin: Ignoring you was a conscious decision
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*Thud!*
Faithful: What was that?
Albus: My shirt fell!
Faithful: It sounded louder than that
Albus: I was still in it
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Pandora: Fight me!
Odin: What are you gonna do shortstop, kick me in the shin?
*one minute later*
Tyr, entering the room: Why is Odin on the ground holding his leg?
Ulysses, laughing: Pandora kicked him really hard in the shin
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Faithful "Resting B!+ch Face" Koria: Sometimes I wish I looked more fragile and feminine like a dainty flower but I do enjoy looking like I hate everyone
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Ulysses: *screaming* You IDIOT!
Odin: *also screaming* I'm sure you're right but why?!
(also Devlin and Albus in that order, or Paradise and Yargwynn)
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Devlin: Did you just refer to a knife as a people-opener?
Albus: Should I not have?
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Paradise: WHAT DID YOU DO!?
Yargwynn: Shockingly, none of this.
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Odin: Do you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Ulysses: You’re a hazard to society
Pandora: And a coward. Do 20
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Albus: I'm not lying on the floor physically, but I am lying on the floor spiritually
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Darling: Is there a word that's a mix between sad and angry?
Makkaro: Disgruntled, malcontented, miserable, desolated
Frank: Smad *insert Frank laugh here*
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Pandora: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Odin: IDK, why?
Pandora: To get to the idiot's house. Knock knock
Odin: Who's there?
Pandora: The chicken
Odin: ... I won't punch you on one condition
Pandora: Okay
Odin: Go tell that joke to Ulysses
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Faithful: Devlin, have you seen Albus?
Albus, lying facedown on the floor: Present
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Zed: Never break someone's heart. They only have one.
Makkaro: Yeah! Break their bones! They have 206!
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Okami: I've brought you here because I crave the deadliest game
Odin, nodding sagely: Knife Monopoly
Okami: ... Okay I was gonna hunt you for sport but now I really wanna know what Knife Monopoly is
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Paradise: Is anyone else scared?
Yargwynn: Not really. I've already lived longer than I expected
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Faithful: This can't get any worse
Albus: Sure it can. Just give me a minute
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Tyr: Odin, we tried things your way.
Odin: No we didn't?
Tyr: I did it in my head. It didn't work.
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Albus: *wears a dark grey shirt*
Devlin: Ah. Breaking out the spring colors I see
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Odin: I have an idea. But I'm going to need your permission
Fenrir: Why do you need my permission?
Odin: Because if I mess it up, I don't want it to be just my fault
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Paradise: Can I make a suggestion that doesn’t involve violence or is this the wrong crowd?
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Makkaro: You guys are idiots, did you know that?
Frank and the Boney Boys™: In our defense, we actually do know that.
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Albus, to Kravitas: I'd tell you to go to Hell, but I don't want to see you again
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palilious · 1 year
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Paradise 🌌
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starlitangels · 1 year
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Good Boy Audios Incorrect Quotes (Part 2)
Faithful: Don't bottle up negative emotions. It's bad for your health
Albus: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both negative and positive. So it all cancels out!
Faithful: *exchanges concerned look with Devlin* T-that's... not how it works.
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Odin: You know, when I first met you, I did not like you
Ulysses: I'm aware of that
Odin: But then we spent more time together
Ulysses: Uh-huh.......?
Odin: It did not get better
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The Guardian: You know, one of the reasons I live 914 miles from civilization is that I’m kind of allergic to other people’s drama
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Albus, after getting a hold of the cursed sword: Due to personal reasons I will be going completely off the f^&*ing rails
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Just a Head!Pandora: Can't you try and see things from my perspective?
Odin: Okay *sits on the floor*
Pandora: Listen here, you little sh!+—
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Albus: I've slept so little I can now officially smell colors
Devlin: How are you still alive?
Albus: That's a question I ask myself every day
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Odin: I have the right to remain silent!
Pandora: Yes, you have the right to remain silent
Pandora: What you Lack is the Capacity
Odin:
Odin:
Odin:
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Albus: Love is a weakness and an evolutionary mistake
Devlin: You're... literally making a Valentine's Day card for the sister right now
Albus: *points hot glue gun at him threateningly* You're on thin f*^&ing ice, Vinny
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Ulysses: You're stupid
Odin: That's it?
Ulysses: Give it time. It'll eat at you
*Later*
Odin: Am I stupid?
Pandora: Yeah, a little
Odin: Damn him
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The Guardian: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules
Zed: What?
The Guardian: Like, is there a point system or is it to the death?
Zed: WHAT?!
(also Albus and Faithful)
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Devlin: I am telling you, go to a healer!
Albus: I'm sorry, is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it
Devlin: Fine. I'm calling the sister
Albus: Wait no—
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Fenrir: What do you think Odin will do for a distraction?
Pandora: I dunno. Probably, like, make a noise. Throw a rock. That's what I would do.
Ulysses: Probably
*building explodes, triggering several alarms*
Pandora: ... ... ... Or he could... do that...
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Albus: Dating tip! Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Then use the door as a weapon to fight off other suitors. Establish your dominance—
Devlin: I’m beginning to see why you’re still single
Faithful: No, no. Let him finish
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Yargwynn: I need you
Paradise: For?
Yargwynn: Ever
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Albus: Is four a lot?
Devlin: Depends on the context
Devlin: Dollars? No
Devlin: Murders? Yes
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Paradise: I am at a loss for words!
Yargwynn, narrating: Despite being at a loss for words, my paradise continued to lecture me for 25 minutes
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Devlin: Albus, did you do something stupid?
Albus, covered in blood: I think we both know the answer to that
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Paradise: I made you a friendship bracelet!
Kalamos: I'm not really a jewelry person...
Paradise: You don't have to wear it if you don't wa--
Kalamos: No. I'm wearing it forever. Back off!
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Odin: Ulysses sent me a Get Better Soon card
Tyr: That's nice
Odin: I'm not sick. He just thinks I can do better
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Yargwynn: I win
Paradise: I have you pinned to the ground
Yargwynn: I know
Paradise:
(also Albus and Faithful hopefully)
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Albus: I may not be your cup of tea but I am your tenth shot of tequila
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Yargwynn: Do you think when butterflies are in love they get humans in their stomach?
Paradise: Yargwynn. Darling. Honey. Love of my life. What the F^&* ?!
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Makkaro, provoking the Guardian: This is either the best idea I've ever had, or the worst. Stay tuned!
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Yargwynn: Alright now, everyone, pay attention. I have an announcement to make and I only have a minute
Paradise: Why, are you in a hurry?
Yargwynn: No. I was referring to all of your relatively short attention spans
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Pandora: How long are we gonna stand here and just let him do that?
Odin: Just... give me a minute. This is the most fun I've had in years
Ulysses: *pushing a door that clearly says 'Pull'*
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palilious · 2 years
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They're my comfort ship
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starlitangels · 1 year
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Albus and Faithful are gonna save Kerano and get off-world with Devlin and go somewhere to be safe and happy forever as a little broken, found family and this is the fantasy I choose to hold gently even though it’s probably not gonna happen fight me
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palilious · 1 year
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I totally forgot that I never posted this but I did a quick art trade with @nanowatzophina of their Yargwynn and Paradise!
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palilious · 1 year
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Now that the animatic is officially out, here’s a few of my favorite scenes! There are plenty more, you should go watch it to find them!
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