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goodchristianmemes · 1 year

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#good christian memes #meme #comic #angels #pleumier #link

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lolly-d-art · 10 months

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I was joking about the history of the KJV in my one of friendgroups' discord and realized I could repurpose it for Silly OC Purposes so here's a family scripture discussion, or as I like to call it, "A Goth, an Ordained Catholic Priest and the Literal Devil walk into a Bible study"

#my ocs #demon boy #doodle #good christian memes #this is asmodeus #lucifer delacroix #yes I dabble in bible study yes i'm a godless heathen we exist #oc ref #nooo Issa don't get crucified you're so sexyyyy aha #satan deragann #forgot to tag him lol get owned. worst dad worst drawn you've earned it champ #for anyone who sees this and isn't my friend the dude in the middle is their deadbeat dad they're antichrists that probably explains nothin #but yknow #this is actually not bad for a fifteen-min ms paint doodle maybe I should do these more often #yes Lucifer is Named That and also an ordained catholic priest and exorcist don't worry abt it :')

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jebem-li-ti-gajde · 1 year

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#memes #good christian memes

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godsfavoritedumpsterfire · 23 days

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mayor-of-losertown · 21 days

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“Forgive them Father, they know not what they- WHAT’S THIS? IT’S KING CLOVIS AND HIS BRAVE FRANKS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!”

#christianity #christian memes #catholic #catholic memes #good friday #easter #king clovis #and his brave franks

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foundgirlpigeon · 9 months

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Sorry guys my hand slipped </3

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fiddler-sticks · 1 year

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Time for the busiest but most fun week of my life lol

#christian #holy week #palm sunday #maundy thursday #good friday #holy saturday #easter sunday #i wish all a very meme #i wish all meme

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picklepie888 · 1 year

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We Don't Talk About Judas (Biblical Encanto Parody)

PETER

We don't talk about Judas no no no

We don't talk about Judas

But

It was the Passover

ANDREW

It was the Passover

PETER

We were all together and we're passing the bread and the wine

ANDREW

Passing the bread and the wine

PETER

Jesus comes through

With some upsetting news

ANDREW

Traitor!

PETER

Are you telling the story or am I?

ANDREW

I'm sorry dear brother go on

PETER

Jesus said 'I'll be betrayed'

ANDREW

Why would He tell us?

PETER

Upon this news, we're all dismayed

ANDREW

The whole room was in chaos!

PETER

Who of us would dare betray?

ANDREW

We're not naming names

But we'll just say

BOTH

We don't talk about Judas no no no

We don't talk about Judas!

MATTHEW

Hey! Grew to be weary of Judas's intentions

None of us suspected his crime beyond comprehension

I equate him to the sound of coins hitting the floor (clang, clang, clang)

How could we remiss

With a kiss, he touches

Failed to keep our Rabbi out of the Romans' clutches

Choking on his guilt until he can't breathe anymore

Gone forevermore

JOHN

Thirty pieces

Of silver in his sack

When the night ceases

He stabs us in the back

He had seeled our doom

Led Jesus to His tomb

ALL

(Hey) We don't talk about Judas no no no

We don't talk about Judas

JEWISH VILLAGER 1

They say He was sacrificed

To pay our cost! (No no)

JEWISH VILLAGER 2

The Romans had dragged Him off

To Pilate, their boss! (No no)

JEWISH VILLAGER 3

He said that Jesus of Nazareth

Would hang on the cross! (No no)

ALL

The Hebrews mourned

Our most devastating loss!

MARY MAGDALENE

He told me

That upon this day three

Not to worry for He will soon rise

He told me

The Messiah will come

And our souls will be made divine

PETER

He told me

Before that next morning

I'll deny him times three

Upon the cock's crowing

It's like I hear it now

It's like I hear it now!

I can hear it now!

MATTHIAS

Um...Judas

Yeah, about that Judas

I really need to know about Judas

Give me the truth and the whole truth

Judas!

ZECHARIAH

Hey the King of the Jews is here!

ALL

He has risen!

(Overlap of Peter/Andrew, Matthew, John, and Mary Magdalene verses)

ALL

He's here!

Don't talk about Judas

MATTHIAS

Why did I talk about Judas?

ALL

Not a word about Judas

MATTHIAS

I never should've brought up Judas!

#good friday #easter #christian memes #christian parody #jesus christ #12 disciples #the chosen #we don't talk about bruno #encanto #song parody #judas iscariot #disney #happy easter #happy good friday

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chilewithcarnage · 4 months

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#meme #a good succint drag of the aforementioned pop nihilists as well as culturally christian atheists #stolen cause the op was a nazi

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ladyvictory22 · 7 months

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Everyone knows, in fact Vasseur is the first to get on the Ship

#Like when they asked Fred if Toto was a good roommate #And Fred replied that they should ask Christian.#christian horner x toto wolff #toto wolff #christian horner #christian/toto #hornywolff #I saw this meme a long time ago #I bring it back

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goodchristianmemes · 1 year

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lmaooo

#good christian memes #meme #lmao #tweet #twitter #lol #tweets #jesus christ

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gxlden-angels · 8 months

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#idk how this meme works but I love a good opportunity to use the fire text generator #ex christian #religious trauma #flashing gif #flashing lights

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shiningshenanigans · 7 months

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At the Transfiguration…

Simon: “Omagoodness, Rabbi!!!! This is so GREAT!!! You know what we should do??? We should build THREE SHELTERS!!! You know, one for you, one for Moses, and one for Elijah!!!!”

Jesus:

#bible memes #i need a good tag for Bible memes #because ima be making a lot of them #jesus memes #transfiguration #christianity #jesus #how do you even tag?

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ave-immaculata · 4 months

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Why even bother praying for someone else? Their lifestyle, what they do and how they feel do not affect you personally. People are allowed to express themselves in whatever way they want, people are allowed to believe whatever they want. Just grow up and ignore it, not everyone believes the same prudish bullshit as you.

anon are you acknowledging that our prayers may affect what someone else believes or does?? you acknowledging that prayer is efficacious? watch out then, you might end up believing the same prudish bullshit as me 😘

#I can't find the christian bale I am praying for you without your consent meme but it feels very appropriate #semi real talk though do you ever wish good upon anyone?? do you ever give anyone advice? do you ever help anyone?????

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godsfavoritedumpsterfire · 5 months

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subject-puppy · 1 month

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and is this "christ" in the room with us right now?

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