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Finished SBR and I liked it But God is it so held back by the shit Lucy is put through and sudden plot movements (sandman/sound man, frozen lake, Ticket to ride, HP’s death, the Gyro final fight and AU Diego). Your rewrite looks really interesting and I wanna check it out bc the final fight HP/Dio Vs Valentine was fucking amazing, even tho Dio lost in a way I thought was fair (but not without fighting), HP was done so dirty and I bet u do her justice. Sorry for the ramble (I know u hate SBR lol)
SBR IS SUUUCH OUGGH
so much waste.. GREAT characters and story potential all ruined by the second half becoming obsessed with being grossly fixated on the narrative and nearly literal rape of lucy steel
and all these plot ideas that feel like they could unfurl into something VERY interesting and unique and amazing as a story. only to be dropped or just go no where. so many characters with AMAZING potential who go no where
i did like the Dio and HP fight with FV and Diego is kinda a baller death i wont lie.. but its.. really poorly done only because we dont even get to sit on it hardly? idk maybe its because i cared more than the narrative wanted me to did about diego? but they sure do just cut to johnny and gyro IMMEDIATLY with johnnys fucking bug bite fetish...
and HOT PANTS GETTING THE LAMEST DEATH THAT YOU COULD LITERALLY MISTAKE IT FOR HER NOT EVEN DIEEEINNGGG UGHGH
but yeah im like, the FEW chapters with diego and hot pants opened up such interesting doors to their dynamic and everything it could be that my rewrite really is a focus on that.. and utilizing Lucy better
listen, i LOVE a story about shitty things happening and everything goes bad! i really do find it good if well done
but yknow
araki you did such a bad dissatisfying job ? im taking your story and making it happier. you make it unreasonably miserable with no story enjoyment payoff? i take the story and flip it on its head, its about adults whos childhoods were fucked over and ruined by the cruelty of the world, then grew up into terrible adults, but when the safety of a child is thrust upon them they learn to grow as people, 4 people are saved by their will to not continue the cycle they have all experience onto her. People who need to grow up or die. people who learn your become so much kinder and stronger with a child who relys on you for protection.. ough.. i need to work on my SBR rewrite shit,, i think so much about it
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endcant · 1 year
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best ever food & drink
cucumber & watermelon (same to me)
tofu (many ways)
glass of milk and 2 cookies (various)
mini sweet peppers
egyptian kahk
homemade red bean paste (u can make a lot affordably, keep it a decent amount of time, and use it for everything)
chicken mole
sashimi (various)
bisque (various)
gazpacho (various)
fruit that you picked
the first bite of a california burger (burger with lettuce, tomato, avocado, and monterey jack cheese)
lemon pound cake
dolma
oxtail stew with chayote (white people not invited)
pozole blanco
buttered pumpkin ravioli followed by the raspberry gelato served in a coconut shell at the obligatory little italian place in my obligatory little not-italian hometown
oolong tea
lamb gyro
when i worked at the college i used to rinse out my cup noodles before microwaving them bc they were too salty. that was good
phó (various)
zalabia topped with sesame seeds
scrambled egg white with spinach and mushrooms
avocado smoothie
street corner strawberries, too ripe to be sold to grocery stores
homemade lengua estofado (white people not invited)
butterfish hand roll
fiji lakdi mithai
fruit salad consisting of: apple, jicama, oranges, cucumber, and optional melon (honeydew or cantaloupe) with mandatory seasoning of citrus juice, red pepper, and salt
fried egg over easy stirred into white rice with very small amounts of sesame oil and soy sauce
my dad is the only person who can make bbq ribs worth eating bc they are tender and heavily spiced with a homemade mustard-based sauce with more spices than i’ve ever seen on any other single object
japanese curry + chicken cutlet (my preferred curry but all are valid)
melted monterey jack cheese (any context)
go to 300 Juan Medina Rd., Chimayo, NM, 87522
muesli
homemade honey kale chip (YSAC)
extremely dry breve cappuccino
cinnamon life cereal
homemade sopapilla with honey
NYC mall shrimp tempura udon (ubiquitous in NYC indoor malls in 2009)
banana with brown sugar and a little butter heated in microwave for like 3 minutes. wait til it cools
just the crust of deep dish pizza without the toppings
buttered macaronis with white onion (poisonous to me)
hot dog and vegetable stir fry
chile con carne with MY family’s green chile recipe
oyster tasting paid for by somebody else
this one stout beer that i shared with my mother in 2017 that came in an unlabeled bottle found in the back of a restaurant that has since changed ownership. no other information
dishes containing roux, custard, or caramelized onions patiently made by your own hand (taste of the fruits of your labor)
my sister’s fucked up health recipes that are actually incredibly fucking good such as a very seasoned broth with like 5 different types of mushrooms, a buffalo chicken/sweet potato/turkey bacon casserole, and all of her various spaghetti squash glops. so FUCKING good.
arugula salad with nuts and fruits
steamed pumpkin (various seasonings)
any decently improvised sweet bread, cookie, or cake flavored chiefly with butter, white sugar, and almond extract
baked potato with the red skin no seasonings eaten outside in the cold
thick, ambrosia-like homemade horchata served in a mug at the mexican place with zero english speakers on staff
11 oz can apple sidra apple soda
banana at 2 am
worst ever food & drink
banana at 6 am
waffle house “hashbrown”
backsweetened fruit beer
whole wheat pancake
whole wheat or multigrain health flour tortilla. if you’re worried about your health just eat a corn tortilla or wrap ur stuff in lettuce
guiltiest pleasures of all time
bacon pb&j burger.
expensive californian bougie health snack bars that consist of unrecognizable seeds, unrecognizable nuts, and unrecognizable dried fruits, unrecognizably sweetened and stuck together in an unrecognizable mound
spoonful of stone ground mustard
back home theres a place where u can get craft beer, a rosé slushie actually worth havinf, taste 4 nearly identical dry red wines, and then say its ur birthday and get panini bread toasted with butter and a melted hersheys bar topped with whipped cream. the birthday treat only really tastes good once youve had the aforementioned quantity of alcohol, but i think that’s by design. like listening to shpongle while profoundly high on psychedelics
2 dennys pancakes with 2 eggs over easy placed betwixt, wherein they will be smashed and mixed with maple syrup until the entire mess is soggy yellow-brown and unrecognizable
bowl of chevys fresh mex salsa con cuchara
i experience that “just one more oreo” comic but with mazapan, & when i wake up from the mazapan fugue state every dark cloth in the house is stained permanently
hot cocoa consisting of: almond milk, dark cocoa powder, and stove heat
i will never forget starbucks sage and juniper latte in the fall of 2018. nothing else at that godforsaken restaurant will ever be that good.
those cute fude nuggets they sell at target that are like $15 per box that are shaped like stars, fishies, etc.
anything with garlic or onion (poisons me)
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formeryelpers · 22 days
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Abu Kabab, 720 N Lake Ave, Pasadena, CA 91104
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U Pick Mediterranean Café became Abu Kabab a few months ago. It’s hard to see the Abu Kabab sign at night – it still looks like the U Pick sign (they covered the old sign which, when lit, is easier to see than the sign they put over it). The owner is Greek/Lebanese.
The menu is extensive and includes crispy pita bowls (it comes with different things depending on the protein you choose), plates, wraps, salads, combo plates, appetizers, sides (hummus, shirazi salad, tabouleh), baklava, and drinks. Kabobs include lamb, beef lule, chicken lule, chicken thigh, chicken breast, salmon, and lamb chops. Non-kabob options include falafel, chicken shawarma, beef shawarma, and gyros.
Chicken shawerma wrap with a choice of one side ($17): The wrap is made with a thin pita that’s wrapped around bits of chicken shawarma, pickles, garlic sauce, tomato, and French fries. It’s a thin wrap (10 inches by 2.5 inches by 1.5 inches). It reminded me of the chicken shawarma wrap from A La Beirut (similar style). The pita is pressed to make it crispy. The chicken was moist and flavorful, plus the potent garlic sauce really hit the spot. The pickles were very good (different kinds – dill, turnip). I chose yogurt cucumber as a side and there was a lot of it – didn’t go with the sandwich but I had it later and it was very good: thick, tangy, with cucumber, and dill
Falafel plate with choice of two sides ($16) and rice (subbed salad): Mr. Froyo said it was good but (1) falafel balls were dry (good flavor, no herbs), tabouleh was a bit wet, shirazi salad was wet, and the hummus was just okay. Three thin pitas were included – that’s a lot of pita. Portions were generous.
Order at the counter. The place looks nice – like a European café. There’s parking in the back.
4 out of 5 stars
By Lolia S.
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porunareff · 2 years
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JJBA Protagonists spread in JOJO Magazine
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gbagamess · 3 years
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The 30 Best GBA Games (Game Boy Advance) of All Time 2021
The 30 Best GBA Games (Game Boy Advance) of All Time 2021
1. The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
The Icon of Zelda: The Minish Cover shirts our checklist for a variety of motives: Never-ending allure, fantastic overworld and dungeon layout, clever puzzles as well as wiser challenge aspects. The Minish Cap told the backstory of Vaati, the leading antagonist and important shape in A number of Swords. Right after Vaati petrified Princess Zelda, Hyperlink rescued a wonder sentient head wear using a bird go that, when donned, lets him get smaller into a minute dimensions just like the{Buzrush.com} Minish, the small beings who have did the trick tirelessly to aid take out darkness coming from the planet. The head wear, the game’s central quirk, was designed exploring Hyrule a lot differently than before. It opened up new locations and available new viewpoints, illuminating just how stunning the field of Hyrule actually is. The Minish Limit obtained all the prominent features of a successful Zelda online game, from excellent dungeons to whimsical townspeople for the absolute satisfaction given when launching a jewel chest. And were you aware The Minish Cap was designed by Capcom, not Nintendo? It remains to be one of the better Zelda video games of all time.
2. Golden Sunshine
Camelot Application Organizing, known for Glowing Power and Mario athletics titles, shocked every person with 2001’s Wonderful Direct sunlight, a valiant attempt at providing a unique Final Fantasy-style encounter to your hand-held foundation. And the child performed Camelot at any time to be successful. Wonderful Sunlight starred Isaac and a few other adventurers inside their quest to save the concept {Buzrush.com}of Weyard. It possessed most of the trappings of an Ultimate Fantasy online game - a help save-the-world storyline, random convert-structured battles, and summons - but it also had a good variety of overworld puzzles and much more intense tale owing to a great deal of exposition and dialogue. Its sequel, Wonderful Sunshine: The Shed Grow older, shared the tale with the perspective of the antagonists. The original is not only the best GBA RPG ever; it’s one of the best turn-based RPGs released to this day, even though both games are excellent in their own right. If you missed out on Golden Sun, find a way to play it, such as through the Wii U. A sequel called Gold Direct sunlight: If you want even more Golden Sun in your life, Dark Dawn also came to DS, as well.
3. Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow
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4. Metroid Fusion
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5. The Story of Zelda: A Web Link to the Earlier and A number of Swords
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6. Upfront Wars
Smart Techniques, the recording studio behind Fire Emblem, have also been powering the greatest transform-based method video game on GBA: Advance Wars. The idea was simple: A glowing blue army face looked out against a reddish army, every single one composed of tanks, infantrymen, and artillery. Boasting difficult proper gameplay, a deep promotion, as well as a chart creator, Progress Competitions got all the things a technique enthusiast could want. Like Fireplace Logo, Advance Conflicts originated from{Buzrush.com} a Japanese exceptional collection named Famicom Conflicts, so we are rather lucky to get it in Canada And America. The GBA also got a sequel in Advance Competitions 2: Black colored Pit Escalating. Whilst great, it observed more like add more-on information due to the actually powerful forerunner, as well as the DS sequels weren’t as vintage since the initial. For your similar practical experience, look at Wargroove on Nintendo Swap.
7. Metroid: Zero Goal
Exactly what do you get if you mix the atmosphere and nostalgia in the authentic Metroid with current mechanics? Properly, a darn great sport. Metroid: No Vision, a reimagining of your 1986 classic, retold the storyline of Samus Aran’s initial venture together with the enhanced fight evident in Super Metroid and Metroid Fusion. {Buzrush.com}Beautiful to view and even far better to engage in, Zero Objective manufactured going back to World Zebes feels fully unique again.
8. WarioWare: Twisted!
Established from the frantic “microgame” formula of WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgames! , WarioWare: Twisted! included drive comments - certainly one of only two GBA game titles to possess the feature - and also a gyro sensing unit. The outcome? An event unlike another for the hand held. Microgames are necessary competitors to complete speedy-flame activities within minutes. None of the games were particularly complex, but all of them were entertaining. Also the plan, which associated Wario getting{Buzrush.com}mad with a game on GBA and flinging the handheld at the wall structure, fell completely in line with the game’s irreverent development. If you played it in public, ferociously twisting and turning your GBA like a madman, on a scale of sheer “fun value,” you’d be hard-pressed to find a more satisfying GBA game, especially. Some of the games can also be found in the 3DS generate WarioWare Yellow gold, in conjunction with microgames from the other collection.
9. Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga kicked off of one among Nintendo’s best Mario games and spin off selection. Despite the fact that starting off within the familiarized Mushroom Empire, the video game speedily transitions to Beanbean Kingdom, a substantial world how the bros should traverse to recover Princess Peach’s speech. Split{Buzrush.com} up to the core concept, Superstar Saga had been a flip-dependent part-playing activity. But Nintendo and today-defunct programmer AlphaDream layered the combat by adding timing-structured maneuvers that nodded to Mario’s platforming origins. Controlling Mario and Luigi all at once also contributed to the game’s many fun spot puzzles. Superstar Saga stands apart today as the GBA’s ideal RPGs.
10. Closing Imagination VI
Closing Fantasy VI did not arrive at Game Child Upfront in America till 2007, greater than two year period after the Nintendo DS started. Often, it is introduced like a “thank you” to Activity Boy followers for his or her lengthy-standing help and support. Final Fantasy VI was a pitch-perfect port that brought the epic story, strategic {Buzrush.com}gameplay, and wondrous soundtrack to a handheld device for the first time, as one of the best entries in the long-running role-playing series. Final Fantasy VI rightfully earns a spot on our list, even though the GBA also received great ports of Final Fantasy I & II, Final Fantasy IV, and Final Fantasy V. It is merely the most effective RPGs ever produced and one of many top Closing Imagination game titles in recent history.
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Gyro please!! :D And Rina!!
ok no promises on how good EITHER of these will be as ive like def blocked most of part 7 out of my head but i will try my best o7
Gyro:
do I like them: honestly yeah! i dont remember like a TON from sbr but i do like him!
5 good qualities:
1. the facial hair... king how long does that take you to do like... i admire the dedication tbh
2. honestly just how he and johnny work together, i love it.
3. OH MY GOD HOW HE IS WITH MARCO TOO........
4. like how hes just a wonderfully flawed character if that makes sense? he feels realistic (or as much as a jojo character can lol)
5. literally every single chapter cover he is in hes just going for it fully and i love it
3 bad qualities:
1. how he kinda is towards lucy sometimes? again dont remember a lot abt sbr but just how he acted towards her sometimes had me a bit annoyed?
2. hes italian
3. actually his uhhhh belt w the hands... its weird but ok ig dfdsjfsf
favourite episode/etc: the uhhhh god the dinosaur one. where he gets his little eyeball dino moment? i rly liked that one
otp: him and johnny... obviously
brotp: him and hot pants SHOULD have been besties and i dont remmeber if they were but they should be
ot3: id say closest to that that i have is him johnny and diego? its not one im like super duper big on but ig it works??
notp: uhh him w lucy ig?
best quote: i feel its OBVIOUS i would say the pizza mozzarella song <3
head canon: his hair gets SOOO tangled and he just will sometimes use a horse-brush to get it all untangled quickly
Rina:
do I like them: YESSSS shes so good and like the way u add sm to her character aughhhh rina is so good
5 good qualities:
1. shes such a good mom holy shittttt
2. shes so pretty
3. honestly just like there was SOOOO much potential and it was COMPLETELY WASTED so i cant think of anymore </3
3 bad qualities: literally none idc
favourite episode/etc: its the struggle of NEVER showing up rly in canon but i do enjoy her past backstory chapters and how she takes such good care of her kid, yk?
otp: OBVIOUSLY HER AND CINDY LIKE..... WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE
brotp: honestly her and johnny deserved best friends hours actually...
ot3: uh not rly any? we didnt get a lot of info on the ppl around her so theres def not enough to do anything w there?
notp: same as ot3!
best quote: tbqh i do not think she ever speaks?? she should have if im remembering right but idk </3
head canon: uhhhh i feel like she has a kinda high pitched voice! and she gives rly nice hugs
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So... Can I have Gyro Zeppeli's nsfw alphabet, pretty please? 🤭🤭 thank you so much, love you!
Thank you for your request, my lovely anon, I love you too💚😘
Note: in all NSFW alphabets I describe how this character acts during sex with different partners, NOT with someone they love
Warnings: NSFW
Gyro Zeppeli NSFW alphabet
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Gyro is good at aftercare. He gives his partner massages, strokes their body and cuddles up with them. If partner ask for something(like glass of water or running a bath for them) Gyro would do it as fast as he can and return to canoodling with them
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
On partners Zeppeli loves their thighs, especially if they’re sick and plump, he squeezes and plays with it, licks and marks them. On his body Gyro loves his dick, he likes if a lot and finds it pretty
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
The amount of sperm Gyro produces is average, it’s very watery and almost transparent, has very salty taste. Blonde doesn’t care much where to cum, everywhere on partner’s body is great for him, but creampies have special place in his heart
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Once, when he was 18, he was almost caught fucking his “best friend” by his father. Gregorio heard some weird noises coming from Gyro’s room, but when he checked it out, there was nothing strange there. Gyro heard his father’s steps and hid himself and his friend Alberto in a wardrobe and kept fucking him while Gregorio looked around his room looking for something that caused those sounds
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
At the age of 17 Gyro already was pretty experienced, so, his body count is reaching 100, maybe even more, he’s literally expert in sex, he knows what to do, where to lick and stroke, when he should slow down and when to fasten his pace
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
His favorite positions are 69 and all related to missionary. Gyro loooves when female partners sit on his face, squeezing his head between their thighs
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Gyro is always goofy, it’s just the way he is. Sex isn’t something serious for Zeppeli, he’s sure that it must be comfortable for both partners - jokes and puns are the best way to chill both him and partner out and set on a right mood
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Gyro always has a short bush down there, it’s color matches his drapes. On his partner Gyro doesn’t care much, some interesting intim haircuts really turn blonde on
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Gyro is goofy, but he’s also very passionate, he kisses and caresses partner’s body, whispers something dirty into their ear and praises them. “Damn, babe, look what you’re doing to me. You’ve already made me cum for four times and I’m reaching my next orgasm. You’re such a little precious whore, aren’t you, huh?”
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Gyro is very horny and is up to sex almost all day, so if there’s nobody who attracts him physically nearby, he’ll just do it by himself, using his hands(and maybe steel balls). Everytime Gyro gets bored - he masturbates. Jacks off every night before sleeping, and, sometimes, after waking up, but it depends on his mood.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Oh, there’s a lot of. Dirty talking, daddy kink, creampies, choking, marking, cock warming, facesitting, facefucking, outdoor sex, squirting, edging, degrading and dominance over him
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Everywhere, every location is fine. Of course he has his limits and would never fuck at the place where kids may see him, but all other places are good
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Literally anything. A pretty guy winked at him - Gyro has a tent in his pants. A few dirty words whispered in his ear make him 100% ready, it takes almost zero efforts to make Zeppeli going
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
There are not a lot of things that Gyro would refuse to do, he’s willing to try out everything! But everything related to shit, wormit or blood is his NO, don’t even ask for it
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Loves both giving and receiving. Gyro may spend hours eating out/sucking off his partner. When it comes to receiving Zeppeli loves to see partner’s red teary face while they’re choking on his dick. The sight of it makes him cum down their throat almost immediately
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Gyro’s pace is usually normal, not too slow but is also not fast. But it depends on his partner and on how close Zeppeli is to orgasm. When he’s nearing his high during sex, Gyro’s thrusts become rougher and faster, but when he teases his partners he moves so slowly, that it almost hurts
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Absolutely loves them. What can be better than being sucked off during a 10 min lunch break? When it’s so much hornieness and so little time, quickie is a perfect solving of a problem
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Outdoor sex is one of his biggest kinks, Gyro gets so thrilled by a thought that someone can catch him fucking some pretty girl(or guy🌝), adrenaline sends shivers running down his spine, all his senses go crazy, stars shine bright in his eyes
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Usually Gyro goes for 4-6 rounds, each of them lasts for about 10 minutes, but blonde lasts longer during oral sex(but it really depends on his partner’s skills)
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He doesn’t have any toys, but he has his steel balls! They are perfect vibrators that stimulates all right places and nerves
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
It really depends on blonde’s mood. There are times when Gyro just wants to blow off the stem and things such a teasing or edging only piss him off more. But when he’s feeling tricksy he may spend hours between partner’s legs, fucking them mercilessly, almost letting them cum, and stopping the last moment
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
This man never shuts up, he talks and talks and talks... He has a really dirty mouth, praises mingled with swearings slips of his tongue, moans and quiet groans accompany his every thrust
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Gyro doesn’t like to be a bottom with male partners. His ass hurts the next few days and he can’t ride his horse properly, so he always insists on being a top
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
His dick is 5,5 inches when fully hard, not curved and isn’t veiny. The tip is slightly smaller that the shaft and is very sensual
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Gyro is very horny. Really really really horny. Most of his thoughts are about sex, masturbation, naked bodies of his partners and, sometimes, about Johnny’s ass. He wants to fuck 24/7, his sex drive is crazy
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Gyro isn’t one who needs to rest after sex, just a few minutes to catch his breath and he’s ready for new adventures
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im going 2 drop some fearsome 4 hcs bc i draw them a lot n ive started to like. idk have brain activity
bushroot:
call duck
we have food at home of the group
group mediator and technically the most stable of the group but like thats not saying anything bc hes also very unstable
he tends to stick with liquidator bc liquidators the strongest but like literally all of them will just jump in front of him. fearsome 4 more like reggie protection squad
we ignore s1e3 in this house bushroot had a chronic illness and was trying to make a cure but. u know. also he was a student so hes much younger
he is unkillable but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t feel pain. physical and psychological.
very tiny + small hes also the shortest
megavolt:
double rex rat
mcdonalds mcdonalds mcdonalds of the group
The Leader™ bc no one actually respects negaduck as the leader hes just the guy with the chainsaw. no one will ever like. admit hes the leader not even him it just works out that way usually
borderline blind n deaf amazingly enough being a living conductor basically ruins your senses. he also gets rlly rlly bad tics and is almost always shaking
completely infatuated with video games theyre like his every dream come true. the rest of the group hates them in solidarity with qj so its a secret basically theres a sega genesis under the floorboards in the lighthouse
if he takes off his plastic gloves + boots hell die or smth idk nothing good they work as insulators
he DOES have ears i literally hate that he doesnt have ears so much he Does theyre under his head plug thing he has round little mortimer mouse ears tad stones dni
quackerjack:
embden goose
mcdonalds mcdonalds mcdonalds of the group... TWO!!!!!!!
he will literally just pick up megavolt and bushroot he will just do that and theres nothing they can rlly do about it he has no regard for personal space
whiffleboy did NOT actually put him out of business he just doesnt work well with others or in an industrial setting but he blames video games bc its easier than self examination
autistic. special interests are toys and clowns
DOES NOT like being called a clown he is a JESTER learn the difference
ik what that one episode said abt his powers but his Actual strength is that hes real good at inventing stuff. the gyro gearloose of supervillainy
the tallest of the four also tall by his own species standards (embdens are Big)
liquidator:
bluetick coonhound
single black coffee of the group
ive never rlly drawn him the same way twice its called FLUIDity hahahahhahahaa no but hes generally the same height as qj but sometimes he can just. not be. or be taller. just depends
not really a mutant theres no scientific explanation for his existence. hes closer to a ghost
the news reported his death so he had to deal with that
everyone agrees hes the most evil of the 4 but they dont tell him that itd go straight to his head
he has to sleep in a container bc he cant retain physical form while asleep and starts to destabilize when tired
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glittering-mocha · 3 years
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RANKING JOJOS BASED ON HOW LIKELY THEY ARE TO WEAR SOCKS WITH SANDALS
Like you know when people wear sandals while wearing socks?
yeah <3
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8. JOSUKE HIGASHIKATA 4
He CAN and WILL bully those who wear sandals with socks, Ask Oku what happened.
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8. GIORNO GIOVANNA
ok does he even wear sandals?? He always looks like he's ready to go to a formal seminar party or smth whatever that's called, ok look i respect and LOVE his fashion sense but i bet he never even tried to wear sandals atleast once. The closest he got to sandals were fancy slippers that u get in fancy hotels
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6. JOLYNE CUJOH
how do i say this?
CAN and WILL JOIN JOSUKE IN BULLYING THOSE WITH SOCKS AND SANDALS. (Though she's less brutal when it comes to bullying) F.F once wore that combo and Jolyne had to buy them sneakers to save herself from 2nd hand embarassment.
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5. JOTARO KUJO
Wore socks and sandals ONCE when he was in his mid thirties, it felt uncomfortable so he just stopped wearing it, Good for him.
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4. JONATHAN JOESTAR
He usually wears closed shoes, but sometimes has to wear socks and sandals when needed, especially when his current shoes are dirty. He's the ONLY person I WILL ACCEPT WEARING SANDALS WITH SOCKS. ( also giorno ofc duh)
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3. JOSUKE HIGASHIKATA 8
He wears sandals with socks when he REALLY needs to, just like Jonathan. But he does it more frequently since he finds the combo comfy except when it gets too hot.
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2. JOHNNY JOESTAR
( i hate that smile so much istg it makes me feel like i'm in danger for some reason. )
Ok look, i respect all Johnny Joestar stannies but for me his fashion sense is so wacky im
he looks like he's wearing a thong on his head. So ofc he would wear socks with foot thongs on his feet.
also Gyro told Johnny to try the socks and sandals, and Johnny seemed to like it so he does not does just wear it WHEN HE'S OUTSIDE, BUT HE ALSO WEARS IT INDOORS.
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1. JOSEPH JOESTAR
do i need to explain.
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bryan360 · 3 years
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My YCCTEAM’s Wireless Switch Pro Controller - Part 9 (Gyro and Motion Controls) (w/ Super Mario Odyssey)
Hi guys. We know that we’re almost finished this month of 🍀March 2021. So I decided to bring my next YCCTEAM Controller topic today by surprise. Back in March 23rd that I covered the pervious topic about my controller’s battery test to my theory that took me more hours than I thought would be. Link Here
After that, I’m gladly to know I’ve recording this video since the 26th day to bring you guys my next test: gyro and motion controls. In fact, I gotten two of them for my two games I picked that had features of controls. So for my first half that I’ll would be testing for my 🎩🌎Super Mario Odyssey game! Thought I would never be showing this after last year post was my game’s progress during Cascade Kingdom Level. Link Here #2 It’s actually one year ago, but shamefully that I would’ve bring some more of what I did go through my progress. Well for this one, I almost be finished this as I’m in Bowser’s Kingdom since after clearing past levels back in June 28th, 2020. Though I could at least bringing you this as I testing my next YCCTEAM Controller topic. Before we can go through that, you may notice something different about this video. Well I did downsize the video cause my original one had too much size of saying “100 MB.” It works thanks to using some online converter sites, but what’s noticeable is my tablet being hold by something. Well, I think it’s time that I’ve been saving this since I found the right tablet holder not long months ago.
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Photos taken: March 23rd, 2020
This is a lookalike phone holder from who made by “U YOUSE” as you can see from the back of the holder itself. I actually got this at home just to figure out to fit my tablets to hold. I even got pics of them trying on my tablets; including for my Nintendo Switch handheld console itself. I’ll be saving it for next time post soon, but for now after testing with my iPad to hold and record something with my Nintendo Switch was alright. 🙂👍 Though apologize for this video had a little bit close up, but this is what I getting to record to show my Switch and my YCCTEAM Controller seen together. No problem, though. Anyways, onto my next controller topic during Super Mario Odyssey. I boosted my game to land on Bowser’s Kingdom as I mention after clearing past levels nicely. Here you can see that I using my YCCTEAM Controller to test out some gyro and motion control features.
First off, I pressed the right analog stick to “look around” things with my YCCTEAM Controller into Gyro Control. I‘ve been using it for while back ago, but after remember testing sometimes it looks fine; albeit little bit rough with my one hand holding. At least knowing it works if I could use it for some places to see things. After that, I pressed back the right analog stick again to go into normal mode and onto the second test is the motion controls. I picked the controller with one hand again and carefully doing preforms of Mario using Cappy to throw things such as enemies to capture them for example. While I did on side ways to spin toss and aim down to straight toss throw, Sometimes I had trouble with doing up throw toss until 0:37 that I managed to pull it off. It’s tricky that I tried few times, but it’s good that it still working.
My thoughts:
I’ll be putting this as a good results after gyro and motion controls for my Super Mario Odyssey game; with my YCCTEAM Controller that really works fine. Normally I haven’t been using those since gamers using pro controllers mostly with the buttons included to throw toss things and it’s no surprise I’m fine with it. Nevertheless, it was a alright test to try on with my YCCTEAM Controller.
I think that’s all I could bring you unless I’ll be saving the second half for next month of 🐰April 2021 soon. Hoping you enjoy seeing my latest topic part for my controller I bring; especially revealing my tablet/phone holder I’ll be using for my future recordings and such....until I’ll be getting my own new one eventually. 🤷‍♀️
Pervious Posts for my YCCTEAM’s Pro Controller Topic:
Wireless Switch Pro Controller for Nintendo Switch/Switch Lite (Part 1) - Link Here #1
My YCCTEAM’s Wireless Switch Pro Controller for Nintendo Switch/Switch Lite Unboxing (Part 2) - Link Here #2
My YCCTEAM’s Wireless Switch Pro Controller for Nintendo Switch/Switch Lite Comparison with my Xbox One (Part 3) - Link Here #3
My YCCTEAM’s Wireless Switch Pro Controller for Nintendo Switch/Switch Lite Comparison with my Nintendo Switch’s Joy-Cons (Part 4) - Link Here #4
Testing Buttons (Part 5) - Link Here #5
Rumble Feature Testing (Part 6) - Link Here #6
Battery Charging Test (Part 7) - Link Here #7
Playtime Battery Life Results (Part 8) - Link Here #8
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waveypedia · 4 years
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complete and utter chaos [ducktales group chat fic] - Chapter 1
AO3 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4
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group chat: let kids be kids
Junior-Woodchuck74, ICanDeweyIt, Lou, TheWebbedWonder, lenaonme, Violet-Sabrewing
 1:47 pm
TheWebbedWonder: hey guys
TheWebbedWonder: This group chat is amazing!!!
TheWebbedWonder: I’ve never really been part of a group chat before so i love it!!!
Junior-Woodchuck74: To be fair, you didn’t have a phone before Uncle Donald
TheWebbedWonder: Yes, and I am forever grateful to him
ICanDeweyIt: Dadnald strikes again!!
TheWebbedWonder: Anyway
TheWebbedWonder: You know what would be fun?
Lou: what
TheWebbedWonder: Let’s make a group chat for the whole family!!
Lou: But we already have a family gc
TheWebbedWonder: I know
TheWebbedWonder: But we don’t have one with the extended family!!
ICanDeweyIt: omg that’d be so chaotic
ICanDeweyIt: IM IN
TheWebbedWonder: HECK YEAH
new group chat: Family Groupchat!!!
 1:56 pm
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl created chat
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl added Junior-Woodchuck74, ICanDeweyIt, green-sharpie, aw-phooey, Scrooge-McDuck, worldsgreatestadventurer, 22, TheCrashiestCrash, lenaonme, Violet-Sabrewing, and ghostbutler.
aw-phooey: Webs
aw-phooey: We already have a family group chat
Scrooge-McDuck: Aye, I do not need more of these blasted text messages making my phone make noises
Scrooge-McDuck: it’s quite distracting when I’m in a board meeting
green-sharpie: dude just mute the chat
aw-phooey: Louie he is not allowed to mute the chat
aw-phooey: you know the rules
worldsgreatestadventurer: besides that would be no fun >:(
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: Hang on
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: Im adding more people I just have to find their usernames
Violet-Sabrewing: *I’m
lenaonme: omg vi cmon
Violet-Sabrewing: Lena, we are sisters. You know me well. Did you not think I would correct Webbigail’s grammar?
lenaonme: yea
lenaonme: but webby needs to maintain her excited aesthetic
Violet-Sabrewing: Understandable.
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl added worldsgreatestinventor, TotallyNotGizmoduck, ihaveahead!!!, worldsgreatestinvention, Lucky-Gander, mutant-krill!!!!,  purpleisforthegays, Indy_Sabrewing, moonlander-general, and Wine-Aunt
worldsgreatestinventor: what on earth
worldsgreatestinventor: this is ridiculous
TotallyNotGizmoduck: agree to disagree Dr. Gearloose
TotallyNotGizmoduck: This is so cool!!!
worldsgreatestinventor: believe what you want fenton, but i am inherently correct
ICanDeweyIt: like i said
ICanDeweyIt: SO chaotic
worldsgreatestadventurer: Gyro!!!
worldsgreatestadventurer: One of us is gonna have to change
TotallyNotGizmoduck: But Gyro and Lil’ Bulb match!!! It’s so cute!!!
TheCrashiestCrash: aww!!
worldsgreatestinvention: agreed we are adorable
worldsgreatestadventurer: ok now two of us will have to change.
worldsgreatestadventurer: LIL’ BULB
Junior-Woodchuck74: This is going to be so confusing
ICanDeweyIt: AND CHAOTIC
moonlander-general: Dewey, you have a one-track mind.
worldsgreatestinventor: Fenton for the love of all things science I thought I told you to change your ridiculous name!
TotallyNotGizmoduck: I changed it in the Team Science group chat!!
Junior-Woodchuck74: YOU HAVE A TEAM SCIENCE GROUP CHAT????
lenaonme: damn huey
lenaonme: that was intense
green-sharpie: trust me lena u aint seen nothin yet
Violet-Sabrewing: Louie, your grammar is atrocious.
Junior-Woodchuck74: Trust me Vi he knows
Junior-Woodchuck74: He does it on purpose
Scrooge-McDuck: What was that blasted thing you said?
Scrooge-McDuck: For the aztec???
Violet-Sabrewing: I believe you may mean aesthetic?
Violet-Sabrewing: It means for visual appeal.
green-sharpie: right on vi
green-sharpie: lena were finally getting to her
green-sharpie: she understands pop culture
Indy_Sabrewing: I will not let you corrupt my beautiful daughter!
Indy_Sabrewing: She is wonderful the way she is.
Indy_Sabrewing: Of course, if Violet wishes to learn pop culture, she may.
Violet-Sabrewing: I do, thank you Dad!
purpleisforthegays: I, for one, am glad.
lenaonme: SIR
lenaonme: POPS
lenaonme: you have my respect forever
purpleisforthegays: Good to hear!
lenaonme: best name goes to ty sabrewing!
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: omg agreed
lenaonme: also he’s right
TheCrashiestCrash: Yeah!
TheCrashiestCrash: I think my friend would agree
purpleisforthegays: Thank you Lena! I love you!
lenaonme: sdfghhgfsldkfsslfdejsdhshdgs
lenaonme: <3 <3
lenaonme: im not gonna do my chores when i’m in teenage rebellion mode tho
purpleisforthegays: Hmm
purpleisforthegays: Disappointing.
Indy_Sabrewing: what did you expect honey
Scrooge-McDuck: Lena what is that… thing you just typed?
moonlander-general: did you just have a stroke? Is she in good health?
ICanDeweyIt: it’s a keysmash Uncle Scrooge
Violet-Sabrewing: It is a way to express intense emotion.
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: lena was overwhelmed by the love!! Which we will continue to give because she’s a beautiful angel who deserves all the love in the world!!!
lenaonme: omg webs
lenaonme: 💖💕💜💖💕💖💖💖💜💜💕💕💕💖💖💙
TheCrashiestCrash: it’s like a crash… but in text form!!
Junior-Woodchuck74: Somehow, that is accurate.
Violet-Sabrewing: @moonlander-general Lena is okay!
moonlander-general: I am relieved.
moonlander-general: not that I was worried about her
worldsgreatestadventurer: aww, Penny! You care!!
moonlander-general: …
moonlander-general: Fine.
lenaonme: thanks Penny
Junior-Woodchuck74: @worldsgreatestinventor @TotallyNotGizmoduck @ihaveahead!!! @worldsgreatestinvention ADD ME TO THE TEAM SCIENCE GROUPCHAT YOU COWARDS
worldsgreatestinventor: you’re still on about that huh
ihaveahead!!!: done
worldsgreatestinventor: MANNY
ihaveahead!!!: dr. gearloose u should know this by now.
ihaveahead!!!: i am no coward.
worldsgreatestinvention: i can confirm this.
worldsgreatestinventor: YOU CAN’T ADD PEOPLE TO MY GROUP CHAT WITHOUT MY CONSENT
TotallyNotGizmoduck: Actually, it’s technically my groupchat. I set it up.
TotallyNotGizmoduck: Dewey and I set up your account, remember Dr. Gearloose?
worldsgreatestinventor: ...
worldsgreatestinventor: You still need to change your name, Fenton.
TotallyNotGizmoduck: fine.
TotallyNotGizmoduck changed their name to Blathering-Blatherskite
worldsgreatestinventor: That’s not much better.
worldsgreatestadventurer: you also need to change your name gyro!!
worldsgreatestadventurer: you too lil’ bulb
worldsgreatestinvention: i disagree
22: This is becoming tiring.
22 changed worldsgreatestadventurer’s name to Della
22 changed worldsgreatestinventor’s name to Gyro
22 changed worldsgreatestinvention’s name to Lil’ Bulb
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: Granny!!!
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: I know you don’t usually use group chats so it’s nice to see you 🥰 💕
22: Webby, I’m sitting across the room from you.
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: Aw c’mon Granny you know what I mean 💕🥺
22: ...Nice to see you too, dear.
Della: >:O
Della: enough with the soft fluff melting my heart
Della: MRS. B!!!
Della: betrayed by my own housekeeper/bodyguard/mentor *sad emoji*
Junior-Woodchuck74: Mom you know you can actually use emojis right?
Della: whatever
Della changed their name to Adventure-Pilot
Adventure-Pilot: @Gyro truce?
Gyro: Fine.
Gyro: I accept.
Gyro: But don’t believe that this is so easily forgotten!!
Adventure-Pilot: aww I’ve missed our prank wars!!
Gyro changed their name to wildlymisunderstood
wildlymisunderstood: i haven’t.
Adventure-Pilot: awwwww!!!
Adventure-Pilot: I speak Gyro. I know you’re really saying i love you Della and i missed you too!!
wildlymisunderstood: ...i am not. your gyrospeak is incorrect.
Blathering-Blatherskite: I actually speak Gyro and I can attest to this.
Blathering-Blatherskite: He’s actually saying: I hate your prank wars with a passion but I still missed you and I feel responsible for the Spear of Selene breaking down.
wildlymisunderstood: Cabrera!!!
wildlymisunderstood: i told you that in confidence!!!
Blathering-Blatherskite: Oh no
Blathering-Blatherskite: I’m “Cabrera” again
wildlymisunderstood: you dug your own grave
Blathering-Blatherskite: DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO GET HIM TO CALL ME FENTON????
green-sharpie: ...i can tell ur really upset about it…
Junior-Woodchuck74: Louie c’mon
aw-phooey: louie
Scrooge-McDuck: bless me bagpipes
Scrooge-McDuck: I do not want to go through this again
Blathering-Blatherskite: ...I may have messed up.
wildlyunderstood: MAY??
lenaonme: tbh we all knew that, mr. mad scientist.
wildlymisunderstood: excuse me! it is doctor mad scientist to you!!
Junior-Woodchuck74: after what happened in Tokyolk I’m not 100% sure you even have a doctorate
lenaonme: damn y’all got to go to tokyolk
lenaonme: lucky
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: ikr
Junior-Woodchuck74: trust me it was very stressful
Junior-Woodchuck74: But also fun!
aw-phooey has changed wildlymisunderstood’s name to dr. mad scientist
dr. mad scientist: thank you.
dr. mad scientist: i guess.
Scrooge-McDuck: Aye Gyro, it’s not a secret.
Scrooge-McDuck: But all is well. I never blamed you and neither did Della
Adventure-Pilot: huh, I never knew that. Sorry gy-man
Adventure-Pilot: uncle scrooge is right. I don’t blame you dude
dr. mad scientist: … good to hear, i guess.
dr. mad scientist: i’m glad you’re back, della.
Adventure-Pilot: <3 <3 <3 <3 I love you too!!!!!
dr. mad scientist: ugh, affection. disgusting.
Lil’ Bulb: he loves it.
dr. mad scientist: besides i’m gay.
Adventure-Pilot: that’s not what I meant and you know it.
Junior-Woodchuck74: heck yeah for platonic affection!!
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: heck yeah!!
ICanDeweyIt: heck yeah!!
mutant-krill!!!!: heck yeah!!
Junior-Woodchuck74: FETHRY
aw-phooey: hi feth!!
green-sharpie: wait there are more people
green-sharpie: this chat is confusing enough, webs.
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: Just you wait!! I have a list of people I’d like to add that aren’t in the chat yet!!
green-sharpie: wait is this one of your meticulously planned out fantasies-turned-schemes?
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: yep!!
lenaonme: wow what a surprise.
Violet-Sabrewing: Ah, it’s nice to see another one of your thoughtful plans play out successfully, Webbigail!
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: thank you Vi!! 💖💖
mutant-krill!!!!: Hi Huey!! I miss you!!
Junior-Woodchuck74: I miss you too!!
moonlander-general: why are you so passionate about “mutant krill”?
mutant-krill!!!!: my dearest companion, Mitzy, is a mutant krill!!
moonlander-general: hmm. Understood slightly, may need more context in the future.
ICanDeweyIt: i’ll fill you in later Penny dw.
mutant-krill!!!!: Mitzy says hi, everyone.
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: Hi Mitzy!!
Junior-Woodchuck74: Hi Mitzy!!
Adventure-Pilot: Hi Mitzy!!
aw-phooey: hi mitzy!!
Violet-Sabrewing: Hi, Mitzy!!
Violet-Sabrewing: Even though I have not met you yet.
mutant-krill!!!!: Mitzy says it’s nice to meet you, Violet!!!
mutant-krill!!!!: and I say that, as well!!
Violet-Sabrewing: It’s nice to meet you too, Fethry!
Junior-Woodchuck74: Isn’t it wild that some of our family has just straight up
Junior-Woodchuck74: never met each other
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: yeah
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: We should have a big introduction party!!
TheCrashiestCrash: That’d be fun!!
TheCrashiestCrash: i’ll help you plan webs!!
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: Thanks LP!
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: @ghostbutler @Junior-Woodchuck74 join the planning committee!
ghostbutler: hmm
ghostbutler: no.
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: c’mon you’ll get to prove you’re a better party planner than Huey!
Junior-Woodchuck74: hey!
ghostbutler: i already did that.
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: Do it again, then!
Indy_Sabrewing: Excuse me, but is that not essentially the purpose of this chat?
Scrooge-McDuck: Ack, the lass is right. this newfangled tech cannot beat face-to-face interactions!
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: 🥰
lenaonme: scrooge grandpa moment
aw-phooey: HAHAHAAHAHAHA
Scrooge-McDuck: excuse me lass
aw-phooey: scrooge grandpa moment
Scrooge-McDuck: DONALD DUCK
aw-phooey: hahahahaha
Scrooge-McDuck: I AM YOUR UNCLE
Scrooge-McDuck: Show some respect
Scrooge-McDuck: YOU TOO LENA SABREWING
lenaonme: 😔😔
lenaonme: 😘
aw-phooey: you lost my respect a long time ago and you know it
TheCrashiestCrash: You have my respect, Mr. McDee!!
TheCrashiestCrash: So do you Mr. Dee!!
aw-phooey: thank u launchpad
aw-phooey: you have my respect too
Scrooge-McDuck: Aye
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: Aww how wholesome!
green-sharpie: this chat is wild
ICanDeweyIt: why dear brother, that’s the point!!
22: Chaos is not a desired concept, Dewey.
Adventure-Pilot: agreed Dew chaos is fun!!
ICanDeweyIt: Heck yeah Mom validation!!
Adventure-Pilot: mom validation is here anytime you want it, sweetie!!
ICanDeweyIt: sdfghgfds
Adventure-Pilot: but also I’m here to spite Mrs. B for changing my glorious name.
dr. mad scientist: wasn’t all that glorious
Adventure-Pilot: you’d better watch yourself, gyro. The prank war is back on!!
Blathering-Blatherskite: Dang, you scared him!! Gyro just got up and sprinted out of the lab!
Scrooge-McDuck: ARE YOU ALL TEXTING WHEN I’M PAYING YOU TO WORK
Blathering-Blatherskite: blathering blatherskite
Junior-Woodchuck74: haha
lenaonme: ssksksksksks
Blathering-Blatherskite: well I can’t very well say it out loud!
TheCrashiestCrash: wait why?
Blathering-Blatherskite: uhhh
Blathering-Blatherskite: gotta go Scrooge just stormed down to the lab
ihaveahead!!!: lol
Wine-Aunt: eh chaos can be pretty useful sometimes.
aw-phooey: @Wine-Aunt change your name there are children here
mutant-krill!!!!: wow that was fast Donnie!
aw-phooey: that’s what happens when you have kids, feth.
Adventure-Pilot: agreed.
22: agreed.
Scrooge-McDuck: agreed.
Indy_Sabrewing: agreed.
purpleisforthegays: agreed.
ICanDeweyIt: aw cmon uncle donald we all know what wine is
ICanDeweyIt: Louie’s even had it before!
green-sharpie: seriously dewford???
aw-phooey: WHAT
aw-phooey: LOUIE DUCK
green-sharpie: brb
Wine-Aunt: haha
ICanDeweyIt: @Wine-Aunt you sowed so much chaos!!
ICanDeweyIt: Teach me ur ways
Wine-Aunt: hmm i’ll consider it. how much will you pay me?
ICanDeweyIt: uhh
ICanDeweyIt: i’m kinda broke
ICanDeweyIt: i spent all my money on tickets to see the featherweights last month with lena
lenaonme: it was lit tho you have to admit that
ICanDeweyIt: true
ICanDeweyIt: @Wine-Aunt n e ways do you accept handwritten personal monologues?
Wine-Aunt: no.
ICanDeweyIt: darn it i have so many of those!
TheCrashiestCrash: I’ll take one, Dewey!
Violet-Sabrewing: Launchpad, you have 25.
TheCrashiestCrash: Oh right!!
ICanDeweyIt: what about being a guest on my coveted youtube talk show, Dewey Dewnite!!!
ICanDeweyIt: also available on TikTok!
Wine-Aunt: honey.
Wine-Aunt: you’d be lucky to have me on your show.
Wine-Aunt: we can add that to your package if you’d prefer?
ICanDeweyIt: uhh sure
ICanDeweyIt: uhh @Scrooge-McDuck @aw-phooey @Adventure-Pilot @22 @ghostbutler please give me money
aw-phooey: no way
22: No way
ghostbutler: no way
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: Hi Duckworth!!
ghostbutler: hello Webbigail
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: :D
Adventure-Pilot: I’d give you money but I’m also broke
Adventure-Pilot: I was on the moon for ten years! i don’t have a job, remember?
ICanDeweyIt: oh yeah
ICanDeweyIt: uncle scrooge?
Scrooge-McDuck: it’s bad enough that Louie is consorting with Goldie and seeking her expertise. I will not support or fund your attempts to mimic him
ICanDeweyIt: wait that’s goldie?
ICanDeweyIt: as in AUNT goldie???
Wine-Aunt: this name is not for you.
Scrooge-McDuck: are you sure about that, love?
Wine-Aunt changed their name to wreathedingold
wreathedingold: if you must know, I lost a bet.
TheCrashiestCrash: to who?
Violet-Sabrewing: *whom
Scrooge-McDuck: yes, I would like to know who bested Goldie O’Gilt!!
Scrooge-McDuck: Aside from me, of course
wreathedingold: my granddaughter dickie
Scrooge-McDuck: oh
green-sharpie: >:o @wreathedingold is MY mentor dewford!!
green-sharpie: you already have mom!!
ICanDeweyIt: she can have two mentees!!
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: correction:
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: she can have three
wreathedingold: @Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl i refuse to teach you just for that name
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: *surprised pikachu meme*
Scrooge-McDuck: Hey
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl changed their name to TheWebbedWonder
Scrooge-McDuck: HEY
TheWebbedWonder: how’s that?
TheWebbedWonder: Besides Aunt Goldie
wreathedingold: don’t call me that
TheWebbedWonder: i know you’re actually threatened because you think you’re the ultimate scrooge fangirl
wreathedingold: no
lenaonme: sksdkdkskd
TheWebbedWonder: Eh lie to yourself all you want
green-sharpie: daaaaaang webs!!!
green-sharpie: proud of u
22: So am I
TheWebbedWonder: Awww!! 💜💕💖💕💙💜💙💖💕
moonlander-general: why is no one talking about the picture Webby posted
moonlander-general: what is that thing
moonlander-general: is it an earth species??
ICanDeweyIt: PENNY DOESN’T KNOW POKEMON
ICanDeweyIt: @aw-phooey @green-sharpie @Junior-Woodchuck74 @TheWebbedWonder @Blathering-Blatherskite @TheCrashiestCrash @Lil’ Bulb THIS CALLS FOR AN INTERVENTION
moonlander-general: is this “pokemon” really that important?
Blathering-Blatherskite: YES
Blathering-Blatherskite: albeit I really need to get back to work
Blathering-Blatherskite: intervention postponed?
ICanDeweyIt: fine
ICanDeweyIt: like this message if you want to join the Teach Penny Pokemon Group Chat!
This message was liked by Junior-Woodchuck74, aw-phooey, Lil’ Bulb, green-sharpie, Blathering-Blatherskite, Scrooge-McDuck, Adventure-Pilot, mutant-krill!!!!, TheWebbedWonder, lenaonme, Indy_Sabrewing, TheCrashiestCrash, and Lucky-Gander
Lil’ Bulb: add Gyro to the chat
ICanDeweyIt: sdfgfdf ok
dr. mad scientist: do not
ICanDeweyIt: hehehe too late!!
moonlander-general: I did not like the message
moonlander-general: Do not add me to the chat
Adventure-Pilot: You can’t get out of this, Penny
Adventure-Pilot: it’s a coveted earth custom
Adventure-Pilot: also I need to catch up on the latest games
Adventure-Pilot: apparently it’s in the real world now???
dr. mad scientist: wow you are behind
Lil’ Bulb: good thing ur in the chat
Adventure-Pilot: wow rude
aw-phooey: @Lucky-Gander i c u lurking
Lucky-Gander: I am
Lucky-Gander: what was it you said green bean
Lucky-Gander: Vibing?
green-sharpie: YES
green-sharpie: good job uncle gladstone
Lucky-Gander: It was a lucky guess ;)
aw-phooey: of course
mutant-krill!!!!: Hi Gladdy!!!
Lucky-Gander: Hi Fethry!!
Scrooge-McDuck: bless me bagpipes
Scrooge-McDuck: what in dismal downs does that mean?
Lucky-Gander: I’m vibing on a yacht I won yesterday Uncle McDunkle
Scrooge-McDuck: So does it mean freeloading?
Lucky-Gander: I’m not
Lucky-Gander: I won it with my own money
Lucky-Gander: Ooh I just found $20
Scrooge-McDuck: Xandra, coveted goddess of adventure, give me strength to get through this
aw-phooey: 😳
wreathedingold: huh when did you turn religious?
aw-phooey: he’s not
aw-phooey: he’s just mad at me because Panchito, José, and I went on secret adventures with Xandra
Adventure-Pilot: YOU WHAT
aw-phooey: oh no
aw-phooey: @22 @ghostbutler hide me
22: no
ghostbutler: no
22: You dug your own grave
green-sharpie: finally I can stop running
aw-phooey: no you can’t louie
aw-phooey: watch your back
green-sharpie: heck
green-sharpie: @ICanDeweyIt this is your fault dew
TheCrashiestCrash: Hey Webster
TheWebbedWonder: yes LP?
TheCrashiestCrash: You should add Panchito and José to this chat
TheCrashiestCrash: They’re family too!!
aw-phooey: YES
TheWebbedWonder: for sure! @aw-phooey can I get their usernames? They’re not in the McDuck Family Database
Scrooge-McDuck: how did you get into that
Scrooge-McDuck: I did not create that for the intention of a blasted group chat
TheWebbedWonder: On a completely unrelated note, thanks for giving me access to the archives uncle scrooge!!! I really appreciate it!!!
Scrooge-McDuck: bless me bagpipes
Scrooge-McDuck: I don’t like this chat, but you’re family Webbigail. Of course you get access
TheWebbedWonder: SJDKSKFGSKDHGDSGDUSBDGSSBD
TheWebbedWonder: 💕💕💖💖💕💜💜💙💖💖💕💙💕💖💙💜💖💖💙
22: Scrooge McDuck if you have killed my granddaughter I will kill you
Scrooge-McDuck: noted
aw-phooey: i’ll pm you once I defeat dell and find louie @TheWebbedWonder
Adventure-Pilot: YOU WON’T GET AWAY FROM ME THAT EASILY
aw-phooey: yes i will
TheWebbedWonder: Thanks Uncle Donald!!
TheWebbedWonder: @wreathedingold will you mentor me now? I have a different name!
wreathedingold: you still have to pay me
Scrooge-McDuck: Goldie stop running cons on my kids
TheCrashiestCrash: I’ll mentor you Webster!!
TheWebbedWonder: Thanks LP!!
TheCrashiestCrash: anytime!!
TheCrashiestCrash: Our first session will be watching every single Darkwing Duck episode!!
22: Wait that is what we did last week
22: Is Launchpad mentoring me??
Scrooge-McDuck: HAHAHAHA
ghostbutler: HAHAHAHAHA
22: @Scrooge-McDuck @ghostbutler You would do well to watch your backs and sleep with one eye open. Bentina Beakley does not forget insults.
green-sharpie: ooooooo
ICanDeweyIt: *eating-popcorn-gif*
lenaonme: dewey no
Lil’ Bulb: @ICanDeweyIt come on
moonlander-general: I am pleased with the amount of combat sparked from this chat.
aw-phooey: i’m not
Indy_Sabrewing: Neither am I. This is concerning.
Violet-Sabrewing: What did you expect from the McDuck family?
lenaonme: uncle d you’ve been doing half the fighting
Lucky-Gander: Yeah Don you don’t have much of a leg to stand on here.
aw-phooey: tell louie and della to stop acting out then
Adventure-Pilot: You’re the one who acted out!
aw-phooey: oh no, i did stuff with my friends, the horror.
aw-phooey: kids, this is not an example for you to follow.
green-sharpie: darn it!
TheWebbedWonder: @TheCrashiestCrash sounds exciting!! I’m there!!
TheCrashiestCrash: Yay!! Mrs. Beakley can join us as well!!
22: no
TheWebbedWonder: @wreathedingold you’re still mentoring me though
wreathedingold: hmm let me think about that
wreathedingold: no.
TheCrashiestCrash: yes! I am the superior mentor!
 new group chat: Teach Penny and Mom Pokemon Group Chat!!!!
 3:02 pm
ICanDeweyIt created the chat
ICanDeweyIt added moonlander-general, Junior-Woodchuck74, aw-phooey, worldsgreatestinvention, green-sharpie, TotallyNotGizmoduck, Scrooge-McDuck, worldsgreatestadventurer, mutant-krill!!!!, Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl, lenaonme, Indy_Sabrewing, TheCrashiestCrash, worldsgreatestinventor, and Lucky-Gander
 Junior-Woodchuck74: I am not going through this again
Junior-Woodchuck74: @worldsgreatestinventor @worldsgreatestinvention @worldsgreatestadventurer change
worldsgreatestinventor: ugh fine
worldsgreatestinventor changed their name to wildlymisunderstood
worldsgreatestinvention changed their name to Lil’ Bulb
worldsgreatestadventurer changed their name to universesgreatestadventurer
universesgreatestadventurer: HAH
universesgreatestadventurer: @wildlymisunderstood TAKE THAT
wildlymisunderstood: whatever
wildlymisunderstood: it doesn’t have the same ring to it
universesgreatestadventurer: idc
universesgreatestadventurer: i went to space so worldsgreatestadventurer is inaccurate anyway
wildlymisunderstood: well i built the rocket that took you to space so I should be universesgreatestinventor!
Junior-Woodchuck74: Do not change your name Gyro
wildlymisunderstood: it’s dr. gearloose
Junior-Woodchuck74: if you do I’ll make Dewey come over to the lab and give you his 2.5 hour powerpoint presentation about how brilliant High School Musical is
ICanDeweyIt: HEY
ICanDeweyIt: it’s a good movie!
Junior-Woodchuck74: Not as good as you think it is
wildlymisunderstood: fine
ICanDeweyIt: :(
ICanDeweyIt: why must you wound me like this dear brother
moonlander-general left the chat
ICanDeweyIt added moonlander-general
ICanDeweyIt restricted leaving
moonlander-general: Hey!
 Family Group Chat!!!
 5:37 pm
ICanDeweyIt: wow that killed the chat
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: uncle scrooge is having a crisis
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: he won’t let me comfort him :(
mutant-krill!!!!: oh no, is Uncle Scrooge okay?
22: He is fine. He just did not realize something.
22: something obvious.
lenaonme: sssdfgfds
Blathering-Blatherskite: wow, this is like one of M’ma’s telenovas!
Junior-Woodchuck74: @TheWebbedWonder why is Officer Cabrera not in this chat? She’s family too!!
green-sharpie: yeah she makes the best food for family gatherings
lenaonme: agreed.
22: watch yourself, Louie.
ghostbutler: agreed, Louie.
22: I will come for you too, Duckworth!
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: I don’t have her number/username, Dew.
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: I told you guys I have a whole list of people i’d add if I could!
Blathering-Blatherskite: I’ll pm it to you Webs once I get off of work.
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: Thanks Fenton!
Scrooge-McDuck: now get back to work, Crackshell-Cabrera!
Blathering-Blatherskite: Right away, sir!
--
2:34 am
Lil’ Bulb: anyone up lol
ihaveahead!!!: yea lol
dr. mad scientist: what the heck go to sleep
dr. mad scientist: heck
dr. mad scientist: heck
dr. mad scientist: heck u
dr. mad scientist: motherhecker
dr. mad scientist: @aw-phooey STOP EDITING MY TEXTS
aw-phooey: this is a family groupchat. with CHILDREN.
aw-phooey: ur a father u should understand
dr. mad scientist: what no im not
Junior-Woodchuck74: What about Boyd?
Lil’ Bulb: what about ME???
aw-phooey: huey go to sleep or i’m taking your phone
Junior-Woodchuck74: what?! I’m the good kid!
ICanDeweyIt: hey!
aw-phooey: that goes for you too dew
TheCrashiestCrash: Haha that rhymes!
dr. mad scientist: @Junior-Woodchuck74 if Boyd wants to live with me he can
Junior-Woodchuck74: He does
dr. mad scientist: well he hasn’t said anything
22: Wow you are dense.
dr. mad scientist: hey!
Blathering-Blatherskite: Oh dear
Blathering-Blatherskite: Huey’s right though Dr. Gearloose…
dr. mad scientist: you’re still on cabrera terms shut up
Blathering-Blatherskite: oh blathering blatherskite
ihaveahead!!!: lol
PM between worldsgreatestinventor and Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl
 3:01 am
worldsgreatestinventor: @adefinitelyrealboy
worldsgreatestinventor: that is boyd’s number
worldsgreatestinventor: add him if you want
worldsgreatestinventor: i don’t care
 3:14 am
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: *wink emoji*
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: I’m adding to my journal entries on the McDuck family that you are a father
worldsgreatestinventor: wtf webby you’re supposed to be asleep
worldsgreatestinventor: why am i in your journals
worldsgreatestinventor: erase my entries this instant!
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: listen Dr. Gearloose
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: I used to think that family means blood
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: but it doesn’t
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: I’m family and so are you
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: so is Boyd, not because he’s basically your son but because he’s Huey’s good friend and now mine and the rest of the kids’
read 3:16 am
 3:23 am
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: sorry I didn’t mean to scare you off
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: I’m not always great at social stuff
 3:25 am
worldsgreatestinventor: you’re fine
worldsgreatestinventor: i’m not either
worldsgreatestinventor: i left you on read because i didn’t know what to say but
worldsgreatestinventor: thanks webby
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: anytime <3
read 3:26 am
 group chat: Team Uncle McDunkle (les parentals)
Dadnald, Moneybags, acepilot, 22, purpleisforthegays, Indy_Sabrewing
 4:56 am
Dadnald added worldsgreatestinventor
Moneybags: donald go to sleep
Dadnald: nah
worldsgreatestinventor: oh come on
Dadnald: accept it gyro ur a dad now
Dadnald: one of us, one of us
purpleisforthegays: One of us, one of us
acepilot: one of us, one of us
worldsgreatestinventor: oh thank god i don’t have to change my name
acepilot: i’ll make you change it just for that
worldsgreatestinventor: >:(
22: everyone go to sleep right now
 PM between Scrooge-McDuck and Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl
 6:48 am
Scrooge-McDuck: Good morning Webby darling!
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: good morning Uncle Scrooge!
Scrooge-McDuck: You mentioned you have a list of people you would like to add to the family group chat?
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: yes, do you have any requests?
Scrooge-McDuck: Perhaps? I’m mailing a letter to my parents today, and I’ve decided to enclose smartphones so they can chat
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: YES
Scrooge-McDuck: Webbigail, I haven’t even asked yet
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: THEY CAN JOIN THE GROUPCHAT
Scrooge-McDuck: I take it they’re on your list?
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: ABSOLUTELY
Scrooge-McDuck: It’ll take a couple days to get through
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: I CAN’T WAIT
~
Okay, so there are a lot of names here! here's a nice handy list. The way I designed the chat system is like discord, where you have one set name and you can change it for individual servers, if that makes any sense. The actual chatting part of it isn't like a discord server with separate channels, but a regular text group chat. Hopefully that's not too confusing!
Huey: Junior-Woodchuck74 Dewey: ICanDeweyIt Louie: Lou / green-sharpie* Webby: TheWebbedWonder / Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl* Donald: aw-phooey* / Dadnald Scrooge: Scrooge-McDuck* / Moneybags Della: worldsgreatestadventurer* / Adventure-Pilot / universesgreatestadventurer /acepilot Beakley: 22 Launchpad: TheCrashiestCrash Lena: lenaonme Violet: Violet-Sabrewing Duckworth: ghostbutler Gyro: worldsgreatestinventor* / dr mad scientist / wildlymisunderstood Fenton: TotallyNotGizmoduck* / Blathering-Blatherskite Manny: ihaveahead!!! Lil' Bulb: worldsgreatestinvention* / Lil' Bulb Gladstone: Lucky-Gander Fethry: mutant-krill!!!! Indy: Indy_Sabrewing Ty: purpleisforthegays Goldie: Wine-Aunt* / wreathedingold Penny: moonlander-general
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thanks for reading; I hope you enjoyed! This is mostly just a joke fic but yeah. It's really fun to explore the characters in this kind of low-stakes, fun setting.
btw, I don't usually do multichapter fics because I get long blocks of low motivation and energy, but I've already written two and a half chapters and this fic is by far the easiest to write since it's just silliness. I'd like to have started Chapter 4 before I post Chapter 2 but I don't wanna make you guys wait too long. So probably around a week or so.
Next chapter: Huey finally gets into the Team Science group chat (for no lack of trying on his part), Boyd joins the fray!
Chapter 2
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pinkykitten · 4 years
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The Bracelet
X-Men Hank McCoy x insecure! female reader
Specifics/Warnings: angst, fluff, one-shot, race neutral reader
Words: 1,345
Requested: By @queengiuliettafirstlady​ do you write a lil angst insecure reader with hank like she thinks she is always the second wheel for evryone because first she fall for logan who loves jean and then she fall for hank who loves mystique and then once she yells all her frustation at remy his best friend and hank listen and then confronts her about it and then he confesses he loves her and she at first is angry because thinks he is lyng and then he swears he was telling the truth and kiss her and she says that she loves him too sorry if it was too long or too difficult to write I hope you will have fun and I am sure You will surely doo a great job because I already adore how you write last favor tag me when you publish it I Thank you have a nice day or night
Authors Note: my first hank fic. havent written marvel in a while so i kinda missed it. sorry i havent written in a while guys but i hope you like this. 
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Hank had just finished one of his latest projects and everyone was proud of him. He was so smart, most likely always the smartest in the room. It was something he had been working on it for quite some time now and you wanted to give him a gift. 
In all your time at the X-mansion you had fallen in love and quickly have realized that you are not the one. 
You smiled looking at the present you made him. It was a beaded bracelet you made that spelled out U R Awesome! “Its perfect,” you said lifting it high in the air to see it gleam within the sunlight. 
You quickly raced to Hank’s room and accidentally bumped into Logan. Your eyes widened and you almost choked, “oops, sorry.” You were about to walk away until you saw Jean. Jean chuckled as she helped Logan up and leaned against him. You clutched the bracelet you made tightly. Your knuckles hurting. It was once upon a time but you had this immense love for Logan. He trained you in X-Men and you two had gotten close. You thought close as lovers but he thought friendship and instead went with Jean. The feeling has dissipated and instead been replaced with feelings for Hank. But you always felt worthless and unloved. You loved this guy and thought the world was yours and his and turns out no wait there is a third person in the mix and she is more important than you. You always felt like the third wheel with them and every person in the X-mansion that had a lover. 
“No problem, just, be careful next time,” Logan grunted as Jean held onto his hand and they went on their merry way. 
You pushed the past away and instead had a glimmer of hope with Hank. You skipped your way to his room and thought of all the things he would say. Would he like it? Is this too much? Would this give him the right or wrong ideas? You wanted to ask him on a date but you were nervous to. Pausing at his door you inhaled. You were an X-men. You’ve dealt with aliens, monsters, dead people coming back to life and yet this seemed the most challenging thing out of all those. 
You opened the door and found Raven laughing with Hank. She had that glow. The glow that was present on people when they were in love. You experienced it too. Her cheeks were pink from blushing and she had her hand on Hank’s shoulder. That made you irate but what got to you was when she lifted up a box with a bow on it to Hank. 
Your heart stopped and your lips trembled. You were too late. Hank opened the box and inside was a key?
“What is this?” Hank asked with a gleam in his eye and a raise of his brow. 
“This is a key to your new set up. You got a desk, a ton of sciency stuff and more machines and notebooks to help you with your researches.” 
Hank couldn’t believe it. He was shocked just as much as you. She was good. Really good. You stared down at your gift and grimaced. Seriously? A bracelet? You bit your lip to keep the tears and cries inside. 
Hank couldn’t stop himself from saying his thanks. He hugged tightly Raven and kissed her cheek. 
This sent you over the rail. Of course she got him and where were you in this scenario? Well, you were left with nobody. All alone while everyone had someone to love. You felt like Freddie Mercury, can anybody find me someone to love?
You shook your head and started to the vending machines to eat your sorrows away. Your body darted away while Hank finally saw you. He was concerned and set off to find you. 
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“She’s just standing there and gives him a freaking key? Can you believe it and guess what? It goes to a ton of equipment for him! She’s smart. Really smart and apparently rich.” You rambled as you took a big bite out of a candy bar. 
Remy stared at you wide eyed, trying to enjoy his gyro for lunch, “still. Even though she game him a gift like that yours is different and unique and its from you and it means a lot to you. Plus, you made it from your own bare hands so I guess it makes it pretty special. You should think more of yourself darling.”
You shooed him off, “how can I think so high of myself when all the guys I love don’t even notice I’m alive. I feel like 5th grade all over again.”
“I think you need to tell him how you feel. You don’t know. Hank is a strange guy and he’s a bit shy, maybe he’s shy to tell you the truth. What’s the worse that can happen?”
You stood up, “whats the worse that can happen? C’mon, you’re my best friend you should know by now. The worse thing that can happen is he gives up on me. He doesn’t look at me! He ignores me forever and maybe makes fun of me! Why is it so hard for Hank to see how much I love? Every time I see him my heart hurts and he never knows that! He never acknowledges me!”
Remy took a moment and then chuckled, “well you told him yourself.”
You turned around and low and behold Hank was there. Hands in his pocket like a lost man. His brows knitted together in hesitation and confusion. While anger was evident on your face. His blue eyes searched yours as if seeking for answers. “May I speak to you y/n?”
You huffed, “why? So you can just tell me how right I am? Oh, I’m sorry but I don’t feel the same way.” You packed your things and were going to room but Hank grabbed your sleeve. 
“No, please. That’s not it. I do have feelings for you. I was just too nervous and shy to tell you. I’ve noticed you y/n. Your beautiful face as well as your beautiful soul. I do like you y/n.”
You ripped your hand away. “Yeah right. I know what guys think. Don’t pity me. I know the truth. I saw you and Raven in the room. Who wouldn’t want to be with a girl like her?”
“Raven’s great and she’s my friend but she’s no you. You are so kind and so sweet to others and you put others above yourself. I love the way you scrunch your nose when you laugh or how your smile lights up the whole room you’re in. I’m sorry if I made you feel insignificant because y/n l/n you are everything but that. You mean a lot to me and I’m terribly sorry if I made you feel bad. Please forgive me.”
You searched in his eyes for a sign. A sign if this was a prank or a lie but you saw nothing of the sort. Instead all you saw was a man completely smitten over a woman that wanted him. 
“Okay.” You didn’t resist no more. 
Hank opened up his arms and you took the opportunity to get closer to him. You hugged him tightly to show that you were serious about this. 
“But first I have to give you this,” you dug into your bag and brought out the bracelet. “I know its not as great as what Raven gave you but I made it. Also you don’t have to wear it if you don’t want to.”
Hank looked at the colorful beads and what it said and his smile grew big and wide. He brought you close and kissed your lips mid sentence. His lips were made for yours and it was in perfect sync. Your stomach was doing back flips and you saw fireworks the whole cheesy lot. 
“I love you so much.”
You nuzzled your nose with his, “I love you more.”
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heymacy · 3 years
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MACCCCCCY. it’s 5am and i just finished TD, and i should go to sleep but i need to scream at you for a second.
first of all, the “break up” between ian and mandy on the roof was probably one of my favorite moments in this fic. like it’s up there with “you look like you need a lobotomy” and “you, stupid.” i love love love the dynamic between ian and mickey and mandy. it’s so sweet. i love SIBLINGS OMG.
the whole hotel room scene was... como se dice... chefs kiss?? idk just butterflies the whole time i was reading it.
ian is so silly, but i love it because i too can have someone look at me and tell me they like me but still be like.... u sure??? lol.
it’s so amazing to read a teenage fic where mickey isn’t self loathing with so much internalized homophobic. it’s so so sweet just to read a fic about mickey being a sappy teenager who accepts that he’s gay and openly kisses the boy he likes in front of his family.
also the *talk* *kiss* and repeat really got me. ughhh
CAITLIN 🥰💘
okay funny story about the breakup scene - my wife hasn’t read a word of TD, doesn’t even really know what it’s about, but i had to ask her opinion on the dialogue because i was concerned the “and my dad just died, so” line was too dark for the context of the scene 😅 so i gave them a very brief summary and read that part out loud and they snort-laughed and said it was funny so i kept it in 😂 (they also said “fuck terry, he can rot. good job killing him off” ahsjsjflglk)
also, i originally didn’t have the Milkoviches staying at the hotel, the entire hearing-the-song-for-the-first-time situation and sleepover scene was originally slated to take place in the Milkovich basement/Mickey’s room, but around chapter 4 or 5 i was going over my outline and i was like...you know what? let’s have them stay there. let’s have a lil ✨sleepover✨ ya know? it’ll be fun! and it was 😭 so i’m really happy with that decision 🥺
ALSO OKAY YES SAME 😭 i can always tell when people like other people, but i could NEVER tell when people liked me. ian, i get it. i do. like, for example, my wife sent me flowers 3 times in the first 5 weeks we were talking, before we started officially “dating”, ordered food to my house (pizza, Chinese takeout, gyros) multiple times even though she lived 2000 miles away, talked to me on facetime for 4 hours a day, texted me every second of every other moment, made me a bracelet and mailed it to me in a package with candy and a poem they wrote me and burned me a CD and i was STILL like....idk if she likes me 🥺 like BITCH. BIIIIIITCH. UR DUMB. YOU’RE SO SO DUMB 😅
and re: the lighter side of teenage mickey, i always wondered to myself what would have happened if he 1) had an actual support system in his life, and 2) if he had people who knew about his sexuality and still supported him unconditionally. like, how would that have changed things? how different would things have been? mickey’s story, in canon and TD, is about finding your freedom and embracing vulnerability, and i just think it’s such an important story to tell 😭
i dunno. 😏 maybe 😌 hopefully 🥰 HE’S A DORK, YOUR HONOR
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ahmedmootaz · 4 years
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Hello! I saw you request of requests, soooo. Can I request a story and it can be however long you want it to be. The sort of prompt is what you think would or want to happen in the upcoming episode “The Phantom and The Sorceress”. It’s fine even if you don’t answer this ask, thanks for all your content and theories!
Dear Anonymous,
What, did you think that just because I replied one day before the episode aired that I wouldn’t do it?...Well, I was debating it, but this was a fun one. I really hope you like it, because I spent quite a bit of effort on it.
Beware of possible spoilers, however. I mean, it is all prediction, but you never know when you’re right. So, here’s the link:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/26551864
And here is the magical Read More button, for those who need it (Note that Tumblr doesn’t copy italics, for some reason):
It was a dark, cold night in the Forest Of...whatever. Lena couldn't care less about what its name was. It was damp, awful, cold, and filled with monsters. No wonder Magica would hide here; it was basically her dream home. Maybe it was a mirror, too. She trudged with her friends, Violet and Webby, who'd oh-so-kindly volunteered to help her on this mad quest of hers. She was going mad, that's what, and they were both ready to go mad with her. She really was lucky when it came to friends.
They kept trudging in silence, not wanting to reflect on the series of what must've been unfortunate events to lead them to searching for Magica DeSpell in the dark, cold night in the middle of a swamp. An ugly swamp, too...though, now that she thought about it, there weren't really 'pretty' swamps, so it wasn't like Magica chose a bad one; they were all bad.
Despite telling herself several times how she was over this, how she had no issues whatsoever about what they were doing right now and that it was for the greater good, she found herself contemplating any other choice. Just what, exactly, led them to this point?!
...Well, they all knew. It was a rhetorical question. An angry rhetorical question. Leave it to the McDucks to be attacked by a literal video-game monster that crawled out of the screen and treating it like another boring day. Which...yeah, it kinda was for them, but she'd gotten used to the calmer household she moved in. It wasn't like that was the biggest thing that happened today, either, it was more like...the appetizer, even though that wasn't really a correct statement, since it was like eating a whole roast duck only to be told it was an appetizer.
Still, it wasn't the tentacle-monster which they took down that led to this situation. It was the fact that Gladstone...Gladner? Something along those lines, showed up. Apparently, he was the boys' uncle, which made him someone she didn't know. Not that it mattered anyway, he came in, crying about how his luck left him forever before weeping on her arm, which was conveniently next to him. Her sleeve was never going to return to regular levels of salt after this.
It took a while before Scrooge managed to calm him down. It seemed like his luck...which was a thing she didn't know about, had left him. Normally, she was told, they would've chalked it up to some paranormal mystery and had to excuse themselves and send her home, but it went further then that...Almost everyone in Duckburg was losing their abilities.
They didn't really believe it at first, but when Scrooge's monetary abilities started going blank, the alarms blared loudly enough in everyone's minds. It wasn't just him, too; Gyro was losing his intelligence, so was Huey, Mrs.Beakly lost a good portion of her Agent skills, and Dewey lost the ability to Dewey, whatever the heck he meant by that.
It only left her and the rest of Team Magic to fend for themselves and figure out what was draining their powers. There was one teeny-tiny problem, however:
How would they do that? Webby was an amazing fighter, but their enemy, a certain Phantom Blot that Violet heard about, didn't leave a trace, much less a body to fight, and despite Violet's best efforts, nothing came out of her investigations to find where he hid, which left Lena to do the job. One issue, however: She couldn't.
She was a brilliant sorceress, or so she bragged, but there was still much she needed to learn before casting detection spells. And they, she theorized, didn't have that time. Violet was an amazing step-sister and a scarily fast learner, but even she came up empty-handed when it came to learning anything about that power. That left one magic user in Duckburg she knew. Ugh.
She shivered at the memory, snapping out of her mind due to some whimpering from Gladstone. He said he needed to find his luck or else he was a goner. She thought he was exaggerating at first, but then a boat nearly fell on him. 4 Kilometres away from sea. He promised he'd do them anything if she let him accompany them on this treacherous journey while the rest of the gang tried investigating using their own ways, and the agreed. How bad could he be, anyways?
-"U-Um...Lena? I don't know how to tell you this...but I...I hate swamps. I don't think I know how to walk in them. It was always my luck helping me out. I'm cold, scared, and humiliated."...well, not too bad, but he just wouldn't shut up! And while he seemed to amuse Webby and Violet, he was just getting on her nerves.
-"Well, nobody here likes swamp, either! And you've been listing the things your luck did for you for two hours now, is there anything you can do on your own, Mr.Gladstone?", she shot back, irked.
He used to argue and bicker with her, but as his luck kept worsening throughout the day (How on earth does one get mauled by a bear, an alligator, and then receive a speeding ticket because the alligator's death-roll was too fast??), he mostly stuck to paranoia to help himself. She couldn't help but feel bad for him, despite how much he annoyed her.
-"W-Well...I used to breathe well on my own...I could also walk...I think...", he mumbled, his voice a broken mess compared to his arrogant and proud tone, or so she was told by Webby. "A-And...I think I might need to learn how to go to the bathroom in the swamp.", he added, his exhaustion overpowering his embarrassment.
-"Pffft, don't worry about it, Gladstone! The entire swamp is your bathroom! You're basically the King of the swamp!", and there it was, the perky, energetic voice that was trying to keep Gladstone away from depression this entire trip.
-"Oh, quit with the lies! I am nothing without my luck!", he cried, seeming on the verge of tears for the...seventeenth time today? Lena couldn't remember. "B-But...It wasn't my choice! My luck was always there for me! Like...Like a-a stick! Something to lean on my entire life and now it is gone!", he lamented, slouching as his footsteps got a bit slower. For the sake of all them, Lena hoped he regained any of his luck soon.
-"Well, it is true; any being born with a condition, abnormal or not, that aids him throughout his life without any major work done from the part of the being will eventually get used to this condition, which could explain why you're taking this particular misadventure hard, Mr.Gladstone.", Violet bumped in their chat, checking the notepad on which they brainstormed the possible locations of Magica. "Still, I'd advise you to remain positive, as I sense we may be able to fix these conditions.", she added, giving him a small, encouraging smile which he didn't notice.
-"Yeah, probs.", the teenage witch agreed after she felt a nudge from the Vanderquack. Anything to cheer up her friend's friends' uncle. "Hey Vi, are we close or not?", she asked, trying to ignore the eye-roll from her shorter friend.
-"Well, I don't have a particularly detailed map, though I imagine that Magica would mark her camp with a particular sign; an X on the ground, perhaps, or perhaps we must deduce it from the surrounding environment-"
-"Or she might've carved her face on the bottom of an ancient tree!", the cheerful duck happily announced as they entered a clearing with a small dirt road that led to the mouth of Magica DeSpell. A wooden carving of her, anyway.
It was just as Webby said, large, reeking of pride and arrogance, and yet...oddly well done. The details were really nice and actually looked like Magica. If she had to give her 'aunt' something, it had to be that she apparently didn't suck at something in her life. Really though, wood carving, of all things? Was she a carpenter before becoming an evil, awful witch? Is she talented? She didn't have her magic...maybe she had someone else with her.
-"Alright, so, is everyone prepared to meet my homicidal aunt?", the tallest duckling asked with fake happiness, receiving a nod form everyone but Gladstone, who emitted  something of a sniff. Webby readied the axe she brought with her, patting the kitten at the top while Violet tightened her garlic necklace, while Gladstone...he stood there, steadying his back a bit. "Mr.Gladstone?"
-"Ah, forget about it, whatever she does to me, it can't be worse than having an anvil hit me from ten-meters.", he steadied his tone, managing to make it more bitter than desperate. Well, at least he wasn't going to cry when they see her.
She looked back at the tree's base, blocking out the various memories that gave her the urge to blast the door, and knocked. Harshly. Hey, she was going to give herself something. She felt both Webby and Violet's hands on her shoulders, and she anticipated the door opening. Now or never...they were going to convince her, and somehow, she didn't think it was going to be too easy.
Her mind raced, imagining all the awful things she could be plotting right now. She heard garlic was harmful to magic users, something she didn't know too much about, but was apparently true, as she figured out when her magical powers suddenly dimmed as she touched some garlic. Still, Magica could hit them form a distance...and what about that axe? Was going physical the ideal plan? Was-
 CRASH!
The quartet of ducks yelled, jumping back before they realized the door didn't even open. It was something from the inside. Someone, to be exact. A couple of curses came through the door as a metallic sound came through as well.
-"Bloody Hell! Who comes in this hour of the night, in this swamp, to this tree?! I don't even pay bills!", the angry yelling of her not-really-aunt came through. Yep, that was about the attitude she expected. "If you're the Magical Supplies Shop, I'm sorry, but if you couldn't tell, I lost my powers after following a wonderful plan of mine. I cannot pay you in whatever things you want. Now go away before I shoot you!", she answered with a sickeningly sweet tone. Even her voice brought Lena awful memories and forced her to frown.
-"You can do this, Lena. You faced her down before. She can't do anything to you.", Violet squeezed her shoulder, giving her a determined smile. Lena shot one back, before taking a step closer to the door.
-"Hey, this is Lena...Your...", she sighed, bringing a hand to her temple. "Niece?", she finished, awaiting a sick laughter or an undignified scowl at her for attempting to break free from being a shadow. Sorry-not-sorry, Magica. For moment, there was silence. Then there was laughter. Hysterical laughter. So much laughter Lena felt scared.
-"Ooooh, good one, person-who-is-trying-to-fool-me! I don't have a niece! My brother is dead and my sister cannot keep a worm alive! Now scram before my patience runs out!", she thundered from behind the door, leaving the ducklings and Gladstone in shock.
-"She has a brother?", Lena repeated with incredulity, looking at her two friends and Gladstone.
-"I don't know! How should I know? I thought she didn't have family!", Violet answered with equal confusion, shrugging.
-"I mean, technically she doesn't have a brother anymore.", Gladstone chimed in, his voice devoid of any enthusiasm. "Who's this woman anyway? And why does she sound like she woke up on the wrong side of the bed?", he asked, raising his voice a tad too much.
-"The wrong side of the bed?!", came the war-cry from behind the door, only leaving a moment before a couple of locks unlocked and it swung outwards, revealing Magica DeSpell . With a shotgun. Oh, well this was just lovely, wasn't it? "Alright, that does it, I will put more holes than you than there is in...swiss...cheese...", her speech slurred, looking at the three ducklings in front of her house.
The silence remained for a moment, with no one doing anything. Webby brandished her weapon, Violet made a threatening expression, and Lena ignited a spark in her hand. And Gladstone stood there, trying to take all this in. That moment gave Lena enough time to admire Magica's hut; a three-room lodging, more aptly. It was basically a sink, a gas-cooker, and some drawers, a wardrobe, and a bookshelf, all locally-made, apparently. There was also a toilet and a bath in the background. It was a pretty sorry place to live in, but it seemed functional enough.
-"Hi, Aunt Magica.", Lena greeted, gritting her teeth and delivering the widest, fakest smile she could possibly give. "I almost forgot how you looked! We haven't seen each other in such a long time. What a shame.", she continued, trying her best to remain calm and to look the elder sorceress in the eyes. Said sorceress was now surveying the ducks surrounding her, measuring her chances and keeping her hands on the shotgun's trigger.
-"Get out. Now!", the cape-wearing duck yelled, looking dangerously close to a rage-fit. "All three of you. Now!"
-"Three? Hello? I may have lost my luck, but I am certainly not invisible, lady!", Gladstone announced with an undignified tone. He got a glare that shut him up. "Yeah, sure, okay, talk with the people who really matter. Why wouldn't you?", he grumbled bitterly.
-"Listen, as much as we'd love to, we can't really do that.", the younger sorceress laid her hand on her waist, looking both bored and uncaring. At least, she hoped she did. The last thing she needed was for the awful, horrible duck in front of her to sense any weakness, something she assumed she excelled at.
-"Besides, we're already outside! Your evil mind trick won't work on us!", Webby boasted, swinging her axe a bit for intimidation purposes. They didn't seem to work all too well, but at the very least, they made Magica's shotgun point at her just a tiny bit. Was that a victory?...Probably not.
-"Fine then, get away from me! From this place! The last thing I need is to spend my night with a bunch of *McDucks*.", the gun-wielder practically screamed, her veins starting to bulge from the anger. Her voice was laced with venom dripping off of every word. It was honestly both terrifying and admirable how much hate she poured into every word.
-"I told you we can't.", Lena repeated calmly, trying to avoid a fight she saw she was coming.
And then, just as she hoped things would calm down, a loud, roaring BANG! filled the swamp. Every single member of her group jumped, looking frightened as they searched around for wounded. There were none, only four ducks staring at each other. She'd tricked them. And she didn't even have her magic. Lena frowned and turned her face back to her shadow's origin. Her...uh...creator? She was her shadow, did shadows have creators? Maybe a caster was a better term? As much as she hated it, 'Aunt Magica' rolled off the tongue far better than 'Caster Magica'.
-"Are you searching for fight? Because I'm not certain your chances would be very high with the four of us.", Violet spoke for her step-sister. Her new room-mate at this point, but Lena still appreciated the gesture with all of her heart. It appeared Magica actually fired a shot, even if it was only a warning shot. Everyone tried to make good on that statement, looking as threatening as they could. Even Gladstone lifted his fists, adding a grand total of 4% to how threatening they were.
-"Maybe you are! Why can't you get away from me? What do you want? I don't have any more plans for the moment, I didn't do anything illegal for the last month, and you're taking my books from my cold, dead, hands!", the former-Sorceress Of The Shadows barked back defiantly, still pointing at them with her gun. "I don't care if you kill me! I'll take at least two of you down before I-"
-"Could you shut up?!", Lena cried out, her eye twitching and doing everything she could to not attack Magica. "We're here because...because...", she couldn't say it. She couldn't bring herself to ask her for help.
-"...You want to buy something?", her 'aunt' guessed, gun still pointing at her head, but apparently curious.
-"No."
-"You want to brag?"
-"...No.", okay, maybe they did, but they couldn't do that. Not now, anyway.
-"Are we here to rent the room?", Gladstone chimed in, scratching his head. Lena was certain Violet explained to him on the way here...but he apparently forgot.
-"I NEED YOUR HELP!", there, she spat it. She couldn't believe she said it, covering her face afterwards. She felt Violet's hand pat her and heard Webby saying something along the lines of 'There, there'.
-"...I'm sorry? Is this...Listen, it's the middle of September, the swamp is humid as all Hell and I'm trying to set up a fan, if you're just here to brag,", she said before adding 'as you McDucks do.' under her breath, "Then you can come sometime else, these garments aren't exactly fun to wear when the humidity is 85% today so-"
-"No, we need the help. But you'd better watch your back, you witch, because if you try to betray us, I'll shove this axe right down your head!", Webby warned threateningly, patting the kitten once more. Magica actually remained silent and judged what she said, and Lena decided it was time to uncover her face again.
-"And why would you need my help?", the witch repeated, lowering her weapon. Lena could just feel smugness radiating off of her, and she hated it with every molecule of her being.
-"There's a thief in town. He's stealing everyone's abilities. Everything about them. He's stealing it. He calls himself the Phantom Blot.", Violet answered, looking rather impatient with Magica, who smiled with a hum.
-"And why should that concern me?", she smugly inquired and...well, she wasn't wrong. Lena hated that she wasn't wrong.
-"The Phantom Blot hates magic and its users. He wants to eradicate the both of them and you, if I remember correctly, are a witch, yes?", the hummingbird explained, gaining a bit more of a reaction this time: A chuckle. They really couldn't find anyone else, huh?
-"Listen, Purple, if you can remember so well, then you might as well remember that Lena over there stole all of my power. I'm in no danger of this Phantom Blot.", she shot back, a taunting smile on her beak and crossing her arms.
-"Alright, listen up you freak, maybe you don't realize this, but he doesn't know that you don't have your powers. All he knows is that you were the single biggest magical spell to hit this town less than a year ago. I'd say you're still on his hit list.", not taking any more of this back-and-forth, the younger sorceress quipped, closing her hands together and trying a smirk of her own to counter the furious frown and growl her 'aunt' gave her.
-"And you're still on our hit list, you monster! So don't try to even think about doing anything funny!", Webby added, giving her best-friends a reassuring smile, though a somewhat threatening one.
-"I don't think I care about that too much."...she didn't? Oh. Well. There goes the entire base of their plans. "My family isn't here, neither is my home, I don't have my powers, I struggle to eat half-decent food, and I can't even make any new plans after that piece of-", she stopped herself, "Sorry, after Glomgold took everything I had monetarily. In other words, life isn't looking too great for me.", she finished indifferently, though a bit sad and bitter. Huh. That's...really odd. Bitter yes, but sad? Lena wouldn't have ever expected that from her.
-"Tough luck, lady. There's a great pharmacy that sells anti-depressants on the next corner. You know. If you're like me and lost all the joy your life ever had.", the former-luckiest duck in the world suggested darkly, pointing a thumb somewhere. "Look, I don't know you, you don't know me, but please just do me a favour, alright? I need your help. Magic or whatever I just...I just need my luck bad. I need my life back. Can you please help us for the good of your heart?", he got down on his knees and begged, not showing too much emotion, but just enough to almost make you forget his bitterness a moment ago. Almost.
-"...Yeah, listen, the 'good of my heart' doesn't really exist, and even if it did, then I won't be giving it to you of all people.", well...Lena couldn't say she wouldn't say something similar to some duck she barely even knew. Unlike Magica, however, she'd actually accept. Probably. "But it seems Scrooge's thinking isn't there quite yet for all of you.", she stated, almost with disappointment, as she brought two fingers to her temple. "My life at this point is in danger...but that's not really what's motivating me here. What do I have to gain?", ah, straight to the point, are we?
-"What, keeping your life isn't enough for you?", her former-shadow snarked back, utilizing the opportunity to show no respect whatsoever. Ah, that felt good. It didn't feel good to see her nemesis laugh at her, however, as if she knew something she didn't.
-"Now, I may be misunderstanding this, but you don't have much time, yes? Phantom Bolt or whatever is already striking. Both of our lives are endangered, and if it means taking you out...well, I don't need to say much, eh?", oh, how Lena hated the smugness in her voice. They'd accounted for this, but she just wanted to punch her in her stupid beak so much!
-"Fine, does this make you any more inclined?", the younger witch pulled out a purple gem, dangling it from her finger and immediately making Magica's pupils widen.
-"My Sumerian Amulet!", she yelled, throwing herself on Lena, though not with so much force the latter wasn't able to repel her. Indeed, all the younger duckling had to do was raise a hand as her 'aunt' tried grabbing the amulet that was dangling so close to her.
-"There, feeling a bit more excited now?", the intelligent, sharp voice of Violet observed. "We know how much this means to you. Maybe you could even regain your magic with it, yes? This is as much as we're going to offer, so if you don't want it..."
-"...Fine!", came the near-instant response. Magica was biting her lower beak, looking majorly conflicted. "Alright, you have some of ol' Scroogie in you. You want my help? Fine. Fine, no really. How about we seal the deal, then? I help you with whatever it is you want to beat the Phantom Blot, you give me back my Sumerian Amulet, and we all try to kill each other sometime later, affaire conclue?", she extended a fingerless-ly gloved hand, looking all-too-gleeful about all of this. Lena knew the amulet was powerful, but the way Magica accepted their offer...it gave her second thoughts about giving her the amulet.
-"It means 'deal?', Mr.Gladstone.", she heard her step-sister tell the triplets' uncle. Apparently, he wasn't too fond of Magica's new terminology...but then again, neither was Lena. "Though I must wonder how you know of French, Magica.", the short hummingbird muttered as she extended a hand alongside the other three ducks.
-"I have some Savoyard cousins. You're not the only ones with a family here.", came the dry answer.
It took a moment of hesitation, with everyone almost certain that the other side will pull out at the last second. Then, suddenly, Webby's hand went forward and shook, or rather, grabbed Magica's. Violet soon followed, and Gladstone did as they did. That only left Lena, who stared at Magica. If she shakes this hand...she'll take orders from her again. She'll give her the amulet that will make her able to hurt her again. She didn't want to do this...but she had to. Not only for herself, but for her friends. For everyone who depended on her, she took a breath and forced her hand to shake with Magica's. It was...huh. Wow. Her fingers were tiny compared to Lena. How did she never notice?
-"Lovely. Now, you're trying to go after this Phantom Whatever, yes?", the cape-drapped witch asked, looking a bit more enthusiastic. She received a nod from everyone, Gladstone included. "Very well, I can make you an elixir to poison him, though it's going to take some-"
-"Woah woah woah, we're trying to defend ourselves here! Not everyone is a murderer like you!", Lena objected, waving her arms frantically just as her 'aunt' was going to enter her hut. She earned a disapproving stare. She hated them.
-"He's going to kill you, Lena. You're being naïve if you think showing kindness is going to change someone who's bent on murdering you.", the sorceress mocked, resting her hand on her hip. "Besides, why come here in the first place if you're all such big fans of Gandhi?"
-"We want you to teach Lena spell.", Webby replied, her axe still unsheathed, though it only gained an unimpressed look as her enemy got used to it. "We can defeat the Phantom Blot without resorting to your methods, and you'll see that yourself!", she proudly continued, lifting the axe a little higher.
-"A spell?", Magica repeated, mystified. "You...You want me to teach you a spell?! To be back where I belong? To rejoin my magical destiny-", oh, come on. Couldn't she stay clam for five minutes? Why was she acting like a hyperactive child all of sudden? That wasn't how she was supposed to act!
-"Yes, yes, all of that. Now if you could just-"
-"Ooooh, it feels good to be back!", deciding that two could play at the interruptions game, she ignored her 'niece' as she wrapped her cloak around her, covering her beak and moving her fingers for dramatic effect.
-"You are exhausting to be around, you know that?", Lena quipped, glaring at the far-too-gleeful duck in front of her.
-"I try. Now, what spell do you exactly want?"
-"We were thinking about trying a spell to locate the Phantom Blot.", Violet explained, and Lena couldn't help but notice Magica tilted her head just a teeny tiny bit. "We want to know where he is, and if possible, bring him to us.", she clarified, her dignified tone not wavering.
-"You seem worried, witch. Are you worried because you're trying to play us and now you can't?", Webby interrogated with her 'detective accent', looking suspicious to Magica's current indescribable expression.
-"No, it's not that, it's just...Locating people and things is more of a Teleporter thing...", she answered, almost begrudgingly.
-"Welp, we came to the wrong person. I told you! We needed a teleporter, we have a witch. And we made a deal. This is just fan-tastic.", ever the positive one, Lena ranted as she started walking around, waving her arms, exasperated.
-"Of course it would be you to not know magic-branches, Lena.", her 'aunt' scolded, noticing Webby's sudden axe-swing and trying to ignore the obvious threat. "Teleporting is magic. Just a branch of it. I'm more talented in the spells branch and the alchemy branch, alongside shadow-manipulation, of course. Teleporting...well, I can help you. I tried learning it, after all.", she boasted, mumbling the last part to herself more than to the ducklings surrounding her.
-"Branches, huh...And how can we know you're not just messing with us? You could be saying absolute mallarcky!", the seater-wearing duck accused, earning an undignified huff from the older sorceress.
-"I said I tried learning it, and not without some success.", she claimed, hoping to satisfy Lena's questions and just get closer to getting the darn amulet. She didn't. "Listen, my brother was a pretty good Teleporter. I'll tell you what he told me, alright?", she explained further, noticeably uncomfortable with what she was saying.
-"How come I never heard of him if he's so go-"
-"Because you've never spent more than two months in Europe, you brat! Don't you dare talk about the King Of Napoli like that!", she screamed, looking more threatening by the second. A full-blown beatdown was about to ensue if it wasn't for Gladstone, of all people.
-"Hey...I remember that name...He stole my car when I was on a trip in Europe! And my newly-won crown which I won in Barbaria!", he recounted, looking far-too-happy for what he was saying.
-"Bavaria.", Violet corrected.
-"Whatever, he just teleported in my car and stole it after throwing me out! And he had someone else with him, too!", the former-luck king continued, still looking inexplicably happy. "I never thanked him for his service! Some old lady saw the accident and thought I needed help, so she gave me one of her luxury jets to console me! Told me nobody was safe from the King Of Napopi.", he finished, a smile on his face. "That was before the whole...unlucky thing...", and now he was going to be depressed again.
-"See? Now just listen to what I tell you and you should be fine!", the elder duck ordered, apparently unable to sense the internal moment of struggle Lena had before she obeyed, taking a step forward.
-"Yes...Magica.", she muttered under her breath, standing in front of her arch nemesis' cold stare. Her friends were there to protect her. There was nothing to fear. Nothing to fear at all. This was just a forced training session. She was going to get through this.
-"I'd appreciate it if you call me Miss Magica.", and yet it didn't seem like her momentary teacher was willing to make this easy for the both of them. Holding her sly smile, she straightened her back and looked at her forced-apprentice for a second. "Let your magic run through you. Teleportation is a complex art, and all its branches need a constant flow of magic through one's self. Location is no different, let the magic run through your body.", she stated, trying to throw her cloak in a dramatic way.
-"Okay so...like this?", the tallest duckling asked, holding her right arm in front of her and sensing the tingling sensation of magic as it coursed through her. She came to control it after a multitude of attempts, so this wasn't much of a trial. "Oh, and since I might as well milk you for whatever you're worth, can I change this colour? I hate this purple.", she wondered, noting that she didn't get any reply before forcing her vocal cords to add "Miss Magica?"
-"Hmm, well, I don't know, the colour of one's magic is determined by both their will and their chosen Branch of Magic, I had to go through lots of training to change my magic's colour, and since this is my magic,", she pointed at the flame-like purple shape that surrounded her 'niece', "It's going to take a lot of time for you to change it back. But it's no special technique. Some can immediately change it, others cannot. It comes eventually.", she continued indifferently, paying attention to the magic that was radiating off of Lena.
-"Don't talk to Lena like that!", the Vanderquack reaffirmed her stance on Magica as she exchanged glares with the now-dysfunctional sorceress.
-"Webs, it's fine. I can deal with her.", her best-friend answered, turning her attention back to her teacher. Oh, how she hated that she had to refer to her as that! Nevertheless, she was surprised she actually got an answer. She expected some insults and nothing else, but it seemed that once they had a deal...she worked with it. It was...unnerving.
-"When it comes to searching for something, you must see it with your blind eye. You must both wish for it, see it in your mind, and release enough magical surges to clear the way for you. Only then will you sense where what you search for lies. For example, I have a red neckerchief in my house with a raven on it in my home. Try sensing where it is.", the DeSpell explained emotionlessly, guiding Lena a bit closer to her home.
She closed her eyes, as she was told, and tried seeing the neckerchief. Red...raven...yep, pretty plain alright. And yet...she tried releasing energy as she was told, but the only thing that was getting released was a bunch of aimless magical balls that deflated on the ground. She couldn't sense anything. She had the image in her brain, but she couldn't really...get 'it', if that made any sense.
-"Not good. As expected, you cannot properly use my magic. Perhaps you need to be more emotionally motivated to feel the 'click'?", of course it would be like Magica to benefit off this situation. Of course. Well, at least she was partially right. Lena grunted as a response, not wanting to give her trainer any more satisfaction than necessary. "Then we must up the risks a bit.", the elder sorceress claimed moving a bit to where her friends stood.
-"Listen here, Magica! Lena's trying her best, and we have no need for you! If you ever- Hey! My...bow...", in an instant, there was a 'splash'. The eldest of the ducklings turned around to see Webby without her iconic bow staring into the stagnant water of the swamp, shocked and furious at the same time. "That was a gift from my grandma!", she yelled back.
-"Oh, quit it, you want to help your oh-so-precious friends, yes? Then let me teach!", the witch shot coldly, evading an axe swing with relative ease, watching as the energetic duckling gritted her beak; they had no one to trust but her. "Now, Lena, this swamp is filled with alligators and all sorts of nasty creatures. If we don't find Debby's bow in five minutes, it might as well be gone forever. If you can find where I threw it, I'll go get it myself. Sounds good?", too good. Especially that last part. In fact, only that last part, since Lena had little faith that she could succeed.
When everyone around her went silent, the young witch turned her head to Webby. She looked distraught. Closing her eyes once more, she faced the swamp and tried sensing for the bow. Pink, small, and plain. It was a rather noticeable part of Webby. Something that clearly meant a lot for her. If she could find it...Then she'd have helped her friends. She saw it...she willed it...and she started releasing magical sparks. For a moment, just like last time, they merely deflated.
Then, all of a sudden...she felt 'it'. A guiding feeling...like an arm on her shoulders. It made her open her eyes, but she could still see the bow. She saw it. She felt it. It was pulsing...the pulsing pushed her to where it came from:...Away from the water? It was behind her. But the only thing behind her was...she turned around to look at Magica, who had a detestably smug expression on her face as she showed Lena her fingerless-ly gloved left hand. The glove had a small bulge near the wrist.
-"Seems as if I was correct.", was all she said. Lena didn't growl or frown this time. She had no reason to. It slightly angered her to agree with her 'aunt', but as far as correctness went, there wasn't much to critique here. "I learnt this little trick as a little girl. It can help you in a tough spot.", she added as she removed it from under her glove, throwing it into her student's hand. "There, I made good on my promise, right?"
...She did?...Well, yes, she did teach her. Lena thought that she didn't mention some things, such as the formula or how much energy one should dedicate, but in the end, those details were all discovered by her apprentice with no need for more external help. She, should she follow the instructions correctly, was now technically able to find the Phantom Blot.
Then why did she feel something wrong? She felt as if something wasn't quite...right, to put it simply. She expected a bigger fight with Magica. Harsher treatment. Little to no emotions, but it was just...meh. Nothing too big. She stared again the the elder witch. She was smiling. It was a smug smile alright, but it was a smile. It wasn't something she expected to see of Magica. Perhaps as a result of her disdain for her 'aunt' she, too, came to see her as incapable of being a person.
-"I guess so...", she murmured, knowing exactly where her former-teacher at this point was going. She prepared her amulet, not wishing to give it away. "Her name is Webby, by the way.", she added, not getting a response
-"I told you my brother was a good teacher.", her fifteen-minute trainer mumbled, more to herself than to anyone else, and Lena felt awkward. She stared back at her friends.
-"I...uh. Sorry about him. Dying. I guess.", she whispered but it caught the attention of Magica, and she looked positively shocked. "Don't look so shocked. Respect the dead and all that.", that came out wrong. So wrong. If she meant to disrespect him, she couldn't have done worse.
-"Heh...listen, sometimes faking death is a bit easier with magic on your side. If you're willing to share a bit more than the amulet, then maybe I can tell you about him.", she smiled again, though this was one of her more typical smiles, if still an actual smile. Huh. Curious
But just as the newly trained sorceress was about to say something, a 'zap' echoed in the swamp. There was light for a moment, and Magica had to jump to avoid the bolt that zapped a part of her hair and neck. Everyone turned in a split second to see a black-clothed figure with green eyes and a metallic glove on his right hand.
-"And I was just about to pick this four-leaved clover, too...", was the only sentence uttered for a solid minute. And by Gladstone of all people.
The Phantom Blot looked menacing. Pure, undiluted, unadulterated intimidation radiated off of his clothed figure. From afar, you wouldn't be blamed if you thought he was a medieval executioner. The metallic glove on his hand looked more electronic than medieval on closer inspection, but that didn't matter too much. His eyes, fully green by some method, conveyed little emotions, but there's something Lena sensed from him: Hatred.
-"Finally...", his clunky, distorted and terrifying voice announced, his footsteps calculated and his eyes focused. "It seems my searching has led me to the most vile of beings, at last.", he added, closing his fist.
-"The most vile of beings? Listen, I heard some nasty things about ducks, but come on man-", Gladstone tried countering, only to receive a bolt that knocked him over, making him grunt.
-"Not you, you imbecile! These WITCHES!", he cried, hatred drenching his words as he advanced. He most certainly had an accent...But Lena couldn't just pin-point it...though she thought she heard it sometime in the past...
-"These what now?", Magica repeated, apparently offended.
-"WITCHES!", he repeated, not slowing his advance as the group of ducks slowly backed off. "You come in with your magic, destroy cities with your undeserved power, and you...you're never satisfied! You always want more! You never leave something to the people who work for their power!", he ranted shooting a couple of bolts that forced the group the yell and retreat further to Magica's hut.
-"Oh. Witches. I think I still hate you, but a little less than when I thought you said-"
-"It would just be like you to show up now, huh?!", back to interrupting Magica, it was Lena who couldn't keep it in her head anymore. "I spend an hour with Magica to learn how to find you and you just show up like that?! Couldn't you have came in a little early?! Do you have any idea what kind of deal we made?!", she complained, ranting at him, and forcing him to do a double take on her words.
-"Not only are you a witch, but you are a sore loser. I could make my nonna's pasta with that much salt!", he mocked, doing a small laugh that almost sounded dead...like, the whole laughing part was there, but there was no spirit behind it. Just a sick, twisted glee.
-"Hey, hold it there for a minute, you're italian?", Magica asked, flabbergasted. Ah. Right. Sometimes Magica lost control of her British accent in front of Lena. Now she remembered. But really? This was the thing she asked about? Why would that matt-
-"Indeed, and my heart shall always remain there! It is why I find great pleasure and cleaning Napoli of your filth!", he growled, firing another shot which she barely avoided but backing her into the tree where her hut was located.
-"Oooh, you're digging your own grave here, you Blot! I am a proud Neapolitan, and the mere name is much more than wherever you're from!", she challenged, pointing an accusing finger as the other ducks stared at each other. They didn't know what exactly was unfolding in front of them, but it couldn't have been anything good.
-"Don't you dare insult Genova, you wretch!", he shot back, almost losing his nerves for a second before calming down. "No. I am much better than losing my nerves to a fiend like you! Prepare for justice!", he suddenly declared, and the speed of it made Magica unable to dodge the bolt he fired, punching her into Gladstone, who tried hiding behind her, and throwing the both of them into the trunk of her tree. She fell down with a hard 'crack', leaving Gladstone in a duck-shaped impression.
-"Wh-Why me...?!", he lamented before falling. The sorceress tried getting up but she limped.
-"Magica!", Lena yelled. Why did she yell? Why could she possibly yell?...Because if she dies, he's going after them. Definitely. She ran, trying to raise a shield to protect her from another, more frightening zap that would've hit her. Heck, even then, it shattered Lena's shield. Crud, this guy really isn't messing around anymore. But then a pink figure shined behind the Phantom. Yes! Webby was doing it!
-"How's this for justice!", she cried from behind him as she jumped, but he was good. Too good. He managed to spin his entire figure, raise his mechanical weapon and take a fighting pose at once, stopping his assailant's hit. Oh. This guy wasn't going to be any fun, was he?
-"You...Hah! It wasn't enough!", he bragged, pulling the battle-axe from his glove as his previous wielder suffered from the vibrations of hitting a metal. One powerful grab and swing from his glove sent Webby back to her friends, face in the dirt, and with no weapon.
-"What kind of justice are you hoping to achieve?!", cried Violet, hoping to buy them some time. It didn't work, and he only accelerated his assault, firing multiple electrical charges or whatever these were, forcing the ducks to separate.
-"Justice is not my primary concern, hummingbird. I am a criminal, after all, but if I can do my job and rid the world of this evil, then I shall take the initiative!", he calmly replied, not paying any attention to the fact that most of them were getting zapped or were running in terror. "But enough playing around, I do not wish to fail now!", he stopped, preparing what seemed to be a worse, more powerful form of his weapon.
-"Lena, do you think we can take him on?", Violet asked, trying to get them regroup.
-"Nope."
-"Webby, do you have any more weapons?", she turned to the Vanderquack, trying to assume to role of the leader.
-"Don't really think they're going to affect him.", she answered pulling out a few knives that looked like toothpicks comapred to her axe.
-"Mr.Gladstone-"
-"Don't have my luck; can't do anything.", came the reply.
-"...Magica?", she asked her voice a bit desperate.
-"My shotgun has one more round in it.", she declared, pointing it at their attacker, who finished upgrading himself and was about to shoot once again. "We're going to die, aren't we?"
-"Probably.", Lena answered her, watching the black-wearing man as he began shooting at them again.
Well. Nothing else to do but to face the music, as they say. Whoever 'they' is. And whatever that meant. And whatever that had to do with their situation. Oh, give her a break. She didn't have time to think about this fight of theirs. Magic versus one very wronged, apparently, and angry man and his technology. The fight of the century.
The Phantom versus The Sorceress. Time to see how long they can stay alive.
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kin box ask: 4 & 8
thank u dav :’-) <3
4. What is your favorite memory? the stuff i remember from suicune canon is the most fun and enjoyable to me personally ehehe. i remember meeting crystal on the beaches and feeling like !!! CHASE? and more generally just running across the sea and through the forests feeling the wind in my hair and being Fast and Good. it’s the stuff i focus on when i really want escapism in memory form. Similarly since its fresher to me I remember getting off the boat to America on the east coast as Gyro. and smelling the awful city air in boston, like nothing i’d ever experienced before. it was exciting. then it was a blur of buying supplies and my train ticket and fussing over val.
8. is there a kin you’re embarrassed about? im not easily embarrassed, hence my kin blog being my main which i also interact with people on. if someone wants to make fun of me for it, go for it. i have real problems to worry about and papers to write. but it is always funny and embarrassing telling someone i’m a big tough shonen protag or action movie guy, being that i am 5′4″ and a complete effeminate ponce. a friend recently asked if i was ‘still dating kylo’ which made everyone actually familiar with me and my. situations. laugh pretty heartily. 
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hello my beloved morgy!! i'm alive and well! 💌💘💞 awaaaaa,, i missed you a lot darling!! even if its only been a few days, life is way more dull when i can't check in with you here :( i hope you've been doing well during that short absence of mine, and if things aren't going so swell, i'm here to hopefully cheer you up dear!! 😊❤ (1/10)
"i am doing much better now and i'm fully recovered, and thank goodness i didn't wind up hospitalized again!!! apparently my narcolepsy fired up crazily when i started to fall ill, and that ended up confining me to my bed, which was absolutely horrible (especially since i couldn't talk to you 😞💕) we still don't know what the illness was, but luckily i fought it off fast thanks to my family and friend's quick thinking!! i'm much happier now that i'm here again with you 💖 (2/10)
and oh gosh, you finished sbr??? ahhh that makes me so happy and so sad at the same time!! it's actually my favorite part along with vento aureo, and don't worry love, i want gyro back too, so you're not alone on that 😖 oh, and all those picrews?? lovely as always!! i love how much creative liberty you all take,, it astounds me!! and it shocks me that you all remember such miniscule details about me,, like the fact that i love the bahamas, ahhhh i'm so flattered by all of it!! (3/10)
i can never choose a favorite creative piece that any of you send in, i just love them all so much!! once again, thank you for all of your hard work and effort, i adore it each and every day 💕💕💕💕 thank you all for your well wishes and love!! my sister told me that apparently you mentioned something about people freaking out over me,, oh my! that surprised me a lot,, so any of those anons who read this, please don't worry about me!! (5?/10)
i assure you i'm okay, i just have a bad immune system and get sick easily, that's all!! but all of your concern means so much to me, thanks a million 💞 before i got sick, some friends came over since they wanted me to teach them how to ballroom dance for some reason,, it was very sudden but i was happy to do so nonetheless! i haven't danced like that in a long while, so it was quite exciting for me,, i am a dancer after all! (6/10)
i taught them how to do a basic waltz and tango,, they seemed to enjoy it a lot!! i suppose i'm a dance teacher now hehe 💞 oh, and last night, a friend slept over and we spent the night watching different televised comedy shows! stand-up has always held such a special place in my heart,, because when i was very small, i wanted to be a famous comedian for a long period of time,, silly isn't it? (7/10)
i would watch all of these different comedians perform and look up to them as inspirations,, i even wrote a few comedy routines to perform in front of my family when i was 4,, i guess i was really into it! now that i'm older, my aspirations have changed, but i still love to occasionally sit in comedy clubs with a glass of whatever i want, ahhh,, it never gets old ✨ (8/10)
ooh, and my mom and i were finally able to catch the escapee bunny from a while ago!! we brought him back to the garden, and he wouldn't stop following me around! i named him toffee, and he kept trying to jump on me for cuddles,, awaaaa it was so cute!! i can't wait to see him again 🌺 (9/10)
ahhh there's still so much i need to talk about, but its getting late here!! so i'll just continue on tomorrow then hm? goodnight amore, sleep well for me!! sweet dreams! 🌹 - love always, your amorous waifu xoxo 💕💖💘💌💋🌹 ps: you know morgy, like that one anon said, you also live in my brain rent free 💗 also, you are way too nice to me for your own good morgy dear, i swear, i can't stop smiling whenever you pull your sweet one-liners <3 (10/10)"
Im very glad to see ur back and fine darling, i acc forgot to answer all the anons but trust me my inbox was literally b o m b a r d e d w ppl sayin they miss u and wishing that u'd get better soon😳😳😳 if anything i'd say the fact that u didnt end up in the hospital again is very lucky and relieving
I myself cant believe i finally finished sbr yesterday and goddamn dat ending was far from pleasant🤡🤡 imma just say shame on araki for killin off all my homies....no more homies all my homies are D E A D (as a matter of fact my fav is p4 but i think u know that already)
And wow u as a comedian? Ngl i did not see it coming but thats oddly cute?? Like just imagining a tiny waifu creating comedy skits and performing them is really amazing for whatever reason jdhshsn i still see u more on the v o g u e side of things doe👁️👁️
Even if u were hella sicc at least u managed to snatch wigs and teach ppl how to dance (cant relate watch me step on everyone's toes within a 10 mile radius, mine included) a n d summoned ur disney princess powers again in order to get that rabbit😩😩😩 i also love pullin one liners bc really ur reactions are g o l d darling and thats just how it is on this bitch of an earth👀👁️👀👁️
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