Trying to decide which is funnier, the idea that a bunch of people on this site made up a whole fake movie based on a shoe, or the idea that a bunch of people on this site are trying to convince everyone that real movie is a fake movie they made up based on a shoe.
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bringup politics at the family gathering? no I’m asking if anyone’s seen the hit 1973 mafia thriller Goncharov (directed by Martin Scorsese)
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asked my brother if he'd seen goncharov (1973) and he looked at me and grabbed this beanie that hes had for 2 years that ive seen but never read the tag on it and
turns out he and his friends got matching beanies and made lore a full TWO YEARS ago
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you think there’s a film executive out there somewhere sitting in a dimly lit room with a cigarette between his teeth staring at the goncharov tweet his niece sent him thinking like...”what if we just..what if we just fuckin did it”
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Aaanywayss here’s a redraw of my favorite scene from Goncharov 1973
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"all the problems in goncharov could have been solved if goncharov had gay sex" ok but what about katya. i think katya deserves some gay sex can we get katya some gay sex
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tumblr needs a new crowdfunding scam can we PLEASE make goncharov
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martin scorsese and robert de niro reunite to celebrate the 50 year anniversary of goncharov
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This is the single funniest thing to happen on the internet thus far
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“Time isn't like pearls, Katya. You can't buy more."
“No one can tell me what I can and can't buy."
I'm loving that Goncharov is finally getting the attention it deserves but I can't believe no one's brought up the Art Deco character posters made for the limited California release....I've only been able to find the Katya one so far but the others have got to be out there somewhere!
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All media is a Rorschach test for the consumer, but goncharov is a Rorschach test without any cards.
I love it I love it I love it.
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"the trouble is you think you have time"
"Andrei, Is time something we were gifted or really all we have left?"
BY GOD 😭💥🏃❗❗❗❗
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Ok, before I go through the trouble of actually making these things available for folks to buy, would you for real purchase the Gonch shirt that I made for a laugh? Wouldja?
Designing and printing it was super fun. Saw some people tagging that they’d buy one. It might be a way for the shop to survive the lean months coming up.
Anyway, keep Gonching, Goncherinos.
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someone's gonna interview that old man and ask him about goncharov and it's just gonna kill him it's just gonna kill that man
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Hello! Just so you know, the Goncharov casting call is out :) actors are welcome to audition until the end of February.
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GONCHAROV. unused poster comp
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