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#goddammit kris where the hell are we
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wolfkitty42 · 10 months
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zwoelffarben · 1 year
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I'm Tom Scott and I have no idea where we are.
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thepilotdogee · 1 year
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I know this Deltarune meme died already but I couldn’t resist...
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Alternate version featuring my artwork version of said meme. Unfortunately some of it got ruined but whatever (shrugs)
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Find my Undertale (And Deltarune) Arts here: [LINK]
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orderforbrian · 2 years
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erm doth i hear a mag201? cue jon and martin "somewhere else" memes
im not the best at pixels but here they are transparent if you want to click, drag and make them fly around <3
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ID under the cut
[Start ID: Pixel art of Jon and Martin from the Magnus Archives. Jon is a thin Persian man with long black curly hair done half up in a bun, he has streaks of grey in his hair. His head is turned to the side and he is looking forward, his sclera are neon green with a purple accent and his pupil is white. A couple other green eyes are on the side of his face. He is frowning, looking a bit surprised. He is wearing a dark green overcoat with a dark grey turtleneck underneath and jeans. He is clutching a bloody hand to his chest which is bleeding and is holding Martin's shoulder with his other hand. His skin has multiple pockmark scars. Martin is a fat mixed Korean/Polish man with short brown hair that has a single streak of white. He has orange glasses and a beauty mark by his lip. He is looking angrily to the side. He has a teddy lined brown jacket with a beige turtleneck underneath and jeans. His hands are clutching the straps of a black backpack. A textbox in the style of Deltarune, intended to be Martin speaking, says: *Goddammit Jon *Where the hell are we?? In the background is a edited Deltarune fight sequence with Kris, Ralsei, and Susie on one side and Spamton on the other. End ID.]
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Beautiful Spouse’s Rewatch Thoughts SPN 11x10 The Devil in the Details
“Oh shit. It’s a Christmas episode on Christmas!” “Is it some irony that no one has seen Kris Kringle like how no one’s seen god?” “the fuck are we doing? Is he reenacting something?” “what the fuck” “oh it’s that fkn asshole. What the hell” “So Rowena’s got the hots for the devil then?” “that’s very bright” laughter
“What the fuck. None of the Sams they find look like him.” “droogs? Like drones?” “who are the birds calling?” “those mushrooms will get you a few days later” “wouldn’t want to get sick on that nice jacket” “Where the hell has Cas been?” “so much for not getting sick on the jacket” laughter
🎶I’m on the highway to hell🎶
“Why didn’t we go to Mexico in this show? I want to go to Mexico” “If they ever reboot this shit, they need to take the show on the road. They need to go ALL OVER”
“Why is he running Sam down?” “They could have delivered that so much funnier. It was funny, but it could have been funnier the second time around” “there’s pills for that” “that’s the fkn password? Are we serious? Who told him that?” “Limey?” “snapping necks and cashing checks” “Does he need money?” “I have a strong memory of AMbriel” “I don’t think Cas wants to get smited anytime soon. Or whatever this angel does” “Dean’s got a big ole box” laughter
“I assume since Amara is in one piece that she isn’t dead” “what the fuck. Didn’t you listen to Dean? Didn’t he tell you to run?” “the fuck is wrong with Amara now?” laughter “like nothing out of the ordinary” “Didn’t Rowena put a hex bag in Crowley’s pocket anyway?” “it’s not going to be that fkn easy, buddy” “If Sam did give in, he could say the devil made me do it” “That would have been way funnier if they didn’t say ass-butt already in the same episode’ “cage fight. Literally” “Dude I can smell the testosterone from here” “goddammit” “kinda amusing. Good phrasing” “that was the creepiest fkn smile i’ve ever seen “ Casifer is pretty good
“Does he kill Rowena?” “She doesn’t stay dead does she?” “I feel like so much more shit happens”
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boarself · 3 years
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please tell me this one has not been done
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varividchicken · 3 years
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I saw something was trending
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urecognized-talent · 3 years
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We've done it with Susie and Kris, so why don't we try a Cookie Run version?
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anxiiell · 3 years
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anon-gladstone · 3 years
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GODDAMMIT KRIS WHERE THE HELL ARE WE NOW I TOLD YOU NOT TO OPEN THAT LETTER
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thepilotdogee · 1 year
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Since I have the art assets already drawn for Suzy in my previous works, I took those and edited them to make a reference sheet for "Suzy"
Notes:
-There is an NPC character named Clamgirl in Undertale who says you should meet someone named Suzy. Apparently it’s supposed to foreshadow Susie from Deltarune though I’m not sure what’s with the spelling change. Regardless I treat “Suzy” as the Undertale counterpart.
-Portrayed younger than her Deltarune counterpart. It should be noted that this “Suzy” Clamgirl mentioned is around the same age as Frisk. Therefore she’s pretty much in Asriel’s age group in this AU (12-13)
-Suzy’s wardrobes in both the light and dark worlds is mostly the same as portrayed in Deltarune, but modified. For example, her Dark world vest has sleeves now and in the light world, she wears a hoodie. In addition, Suzy wears thrusters on her waist called Jump Gears. -Suzy's hair is based on Toby Fox's concept art of Susie.
-Yes I know I’m waaay late to Susie’s “Where the hell are we?” meme. I’m hoping its better late than never.
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geek-of-fandoms · 3 years
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“GODDAMMIT, KRIS! WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?!”
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Original screenshot/background
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jasperdoodles-art · 2 years
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I RETURN
with more Deltarails i drew some time ago-
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some ref sheets for Bluebird, (Kris) Chessie (Susie) and Pere Marquette (Noelle)
also Runawavil (Jevil but CSX 8888, aka Crazy Eights) and "GODDAMMIT BLUEBIRD WHERE THE HELL ARE WE" for funnies
apologies for the somewhat small break from art, school's been an ass but i still have some stuff to post so stay tuned. (if you want-)
Rails Around the World and the art belongs to me.
inspiration for Pere's design came from @renegadeblitz's human!Pere Marquette (seriously she's sO PRETTY-)
Deltarune belongs to Toby Fox.
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zealisflying · 3 years
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When will there be a crossover comic of "Goddammit Kris where the hell are we" and "mom holy fuck"
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galactichen · 4 years
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exo masterlist
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all full length scenarios + drabbles can be found here for exo. please do not plagiarize any of my works!
note: former members (luhan, kris, tao) can be found in a separate masterlist featuring solo artists. also added in a cut b/c this is really long LMAO
♡  - tina’s faves
[ updated as of 5/17/2020 ]
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E X O  S C E N A R I O S
all that matters || angst
home ♡ || china line ft. parents; angst
qui gagné? || casino au ft. xiuchenkai; general, slightly suggestive
O P T I O N A L  B I A S
melodic memories || non-idol au; angst
sentimental || non-idol au; angst
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X I U M I N Scenarios
reminiscence || mama au; angst
seraphic ♡ || blind!xiumin x reader; fluff
snowflake || fluff!
Drabbles
“science motherfucker”
“i am not cute goddamn it I am intimidating”
“i absolutely despise the heat”
“let’s try that again. maybe without sneezing this time.”
“oh, there’s that creep. quick, hold my hand and he might not come here.”
truth  [ werewolf!xiumin ]
“i thought you trusted me...”  [ mafia au?? rivals?? idk ]
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S U H O Scenarios
childhood ♡ || merman!suho x reader; romance, angst
dream girl || highschool au; fluff, slight crack?
perfection || university au; angst, general
Series
soulmate au :: [1] [2] Everything is black and white until you meet your soulmate.
Drabbles
forehead kiss + “i missed you” kiss
“call me when you get home”
“i don’t care”  [ policeman!suho ]
“you don’t know how it’s like to love someone who sees you as a friend...”
“goddamn it, why are you so sweet”
“sweetie, I appreciate the thought, but I meant a 50c package of reeses, I didn’t need the whole candy aisle”
“why are you in a tree”
“what are you talking about? i am very mature” + “it-it’s nothing, but my favourite character just died...”
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L A Y Scenarios
cold hands || fluff!!
for you || fluuuff
Drabbles
awkward kiss
jealous kiss
“can I have this dance?”
“you are so important to me”
late night drives
“you smell nice. did you know that?”
“you smell nice. did you know that?”  (this one’s different lol)
never again  [ vampire!lay ]
to rest in peace  [ ghost!lay ]
“no, I didn’t fall in love with you just to lose you” + “you don’t know how it’s like to love someone who sees you as a friend...”
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B A E K H Y U N
Blurbs
[ why i chose you ]
Scenarios
fragments || non idol au; angst
friends || fluff, slight angst
mistakes || highschool au; general
i’m here || college au; angst
Series
soulmate au :: [1] [2] [3] [4]  ONGOING A mark appears where your soulmate touches you.
Drabbles
“do you need water? a snack? maybe a hot bath?”
“your brother just left with a 24-pack of bud ready to party, and we’re sitting in front of the TV with Netflix and fancy cheese”
“you look...”
poolside fun!  [ lifeguard!baekhyun ]
“i’ll beat you at this game one day”
“you smell nice. did you know that?”
“stop leaving sticky notes everywhere”
“don’t be stupid, i’m not leaving you”
“i’m not what you think i am”  [ werewolf!baekhyun ]
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C H E N
Blurbs
[ the choice of a spirit  ]
Scenarios
affection || non-idol au; fluffery fluff
better late than never ♡ || normal verse!au; angst, bit of fluff
cheerleader || highschool au; fluff
hold me tight, don’t let me go || biker au; romance
light bulbs || neighbour au; fluff, slight crack
nevermore || non-idol au; angst
voicemail ♡ ♡ || highschool au; a n g s t
Series
soulmate au :: [1] [2] [3] Where people age until age 18, and then stop aging until they meet their soulmate so they can age together.
Drabbles
kiss in the rain
kiss on the forehead
“i almost lost you” kiss 
“wow”
“go back to sleep”
“what? are you jealous or something?”
“i don’t know whether to kiss you or punch you”
“i’m very busy right now and you’re distracting me”
“i am not cute goddammit I am intimidating”
sneaking out
late night walks on the beach
“who said you could take a cold shower, especially without me?”
picnics in the car!
“...why are you in a tree”
“shut up i’m tanning”
“your hands are warm”
“...is that... is that my shirt”
be sorry for your sins  [ mama au ]
“babe... we have a whole hour by ourselves...”
“wait a minute, are you being nice to me? but it isn’t my birthday”
“you may be the love of my life, but there is no way in hell am I wearing that”
“this is all your fault, genius”
false guesses  [ mafia au ]  ♡
“no trust me, I am the dev- shut up, I am not adorable”
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C H A N Y E O L Scenarios
adorable || college au; fluff
cute^2 || non-idol au; fluff
it’s okay || angst
they don’t know || highschool au; angst, fluff
what is love || non-idol au; angst
Drabbles
angry kiss
“sorry I made you wait”
“here, take my jacket”
“you don’t know how it’s like to love someone who sees you as a friend...” + “do you know how hard i’m trying not to kiss you right now?”
“i just got out from babysitting and I am having my tubes tied immediately”
“see, this is why we’re together. no one else could handle our terrible puns”
“do we need lessons on how ziploc bags work?”
sneaking out + concert night
summer shopping spree
“no stop being cute right now i’m trying to be productive”
“one more pun and you’re sleeping on the couch tonight”
“this isn’t exactly the best place for a makeout session, but i’m open to anything”
“could you stop being so damn stubborn and let me help you?” + “I swear; if you die, i’ll kill you”  [ mafia au ]
“what are you talking about? i am very mature”
“you may be the love of my life, but there is no way in hell am I wearing that”
“you and I came wearing matching/couple costumes and now everyone thinks we’re dating?? but shit, you’re cute, can I have your number?”
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K Y U N G S O O Scenarios
best friend || highschool au; angst
home || pure f l u f f
proper farewell ♡ || fluff, angst
sweet kisses || fluff
unfair || highschool au; romance, fluff
Series
soulmate au :: [1] [2] [3] You don’t remember anything from your past life, but your soulmate does.
Drabbles
kiss on the forehead
“you can never have too many fans”
“why the fuck is it so hot outside” + “who said you could have a cold shower, especially without me?”
ice cream dates + late night drives
“...why are you in a tree”  [ dad!ksoo uwu ]
ice cream dates
“don’t be stupid, i’m not leaving you”
masquerade party
“run away. now”  [ vampire!ksoo ]
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K A I
Blurbs
[ a bliss with every breath. ]
Scenarios
oh, right || fluffery fluff  f l u f f
serenade no.1 ♡ || kingdom au; fluff
sleepy ♡ || f l u f f 
sweatshirt || college au; fluff, slight slight angst
thank you || fluff, romance
you did it || non-idol au; fluff, angst angst
Drabbles
jealous kiss
“sorry i’m late”
“can you hold me?”
“everything hurts and i’m dying, but i’m not pregnant this month so that’s nice”
“who said you could take a cold shower, especially without me?”
“...is that... is that my shirt”
not like him  [ vampire!kai]
“no, I didn’t fall in love with you just to lose you”
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S E H U N
Blurbs / Timestamps
[ 9:54 pm ]
Scenarios
confession overdue ♡ || non-idol au; fluff, angst
night out (on memory lane) || highschool au; romance
polaroid || college au; romance, angst
spontaneous || highschool au; romance
why || non-idol au; a n g s t
Drabbles
kiss on the neck
“wait a minute, are you drunk?”
“science motherfucker”
“remind me why i’m dating you again. please”
“you may want to hide the alcohol because I may die from how much and how badly I want to drink right now”
“i am not cute goddammit I am intimidating”
“see, this is why we’re together. no one else could handle our terrible puns” 
“shut up i’m tanning”
“...i’ll sleep on the couch with you”
“i love you more than you love me”
“my horoscope says no”
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