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#god invented that stuff to punish 10 yr.ols that's the ONly reason it exists trust me
keeps-ache · 1 year
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i have a headache and a sweet tea so i'm ready to fight the universe again
#just me hi#i also have a homemade burrito but that doesn't give me half the strength this sugar water is giving me#though i Am nourished now so that's pretty nice#//really tho i am so tired of head hurting. why must it be this way :/#i assume i've been getting headaches from the bright light (i.e. the Sun or Parking Lot Lights) so this sucks lol#//SO much lettuce in this britto rn !! i am going full rabbit on this shizz#top 5 words my dad would kill me over: britto hvbdjfhj#lettuceeeeeeeeeeeshjbshbdhsbjvebjsvishdsbhvbskvsjn#//oof i Apparently have some sort of ~mineral deficiency~ according to ma and i had to take Pills ://#which is normally fine‚ i take horse pills like a champ and i like to rub it in my brother's face#but these ones were NASTY. GROSS. just absolutely EW.#and also ig they were the ones that make you nauseous so Whatever i guess#was also subjected to the torture known as 'two spoonfuls of black molasses' that i haven't experienced since the michigan summer of '15#it's NASTYYY#that stuff Lingers !!! what the hewk man !!!#god invented that stuff to punish 10 yr.ols that's the ONly reason it exists trust me#my brother (same brother) Likes it too like. yeah of course Mr. BaconCookie likes the black molasses#and i just found out my OTHER brother likes purple-flavored stuff so now i have to disown him smh#(purple-flavored ??? grape. it's grape. tho yea it doesn't taste like grape so i guess it Is just purple hfhdjhf)#i'm never trusting them again (food-wise) this is just Terrible#//aw shnizzle i dunno if i went over the tag cap fvhsvs#let's see i guess oᵕo
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