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me: i watch criminal minds for the plot
the plot:
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Azul, answering the phone: Mostro Lounge, how may I help y-
Y/N, on the other end of the line: There is an eel in my tub.
Azul, baffled: Wha-excuse me, what?
Y/N: There is an eel in my tub.
Azul, even more baffled: I don’t...
Y/N, watching as Jade crawls his way into the tub: Oh great, now there’s two eels in my tub.
Azul: . . .
Jade: *Shoves Floyd aside to make more room*
Floyd: >:0 *Slaps Jade with his tail*
Jade: *Immediately smacks him in return*
Y/N: They’re fighting. Oh my gosh, the eels are fighting.
Azul: I-
Y/N: Come get your slimy ass eels, Azul!!!
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Obey me!Memes #184
Navy Admiral Leviathan ...with new stickers his human s.o gifted him...
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*Watching a spelldrive practice*
*21 minutes of arguing*
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: lemme play!!
Leona: No! You can't do what we're doing!
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Why not?!
Leona: Magicless is one, and ya got no broom! Remember what happened last time?
Leona: So you can't do what we're doing without using magic and a broom!
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: you know what you can't do in those shoes? *Points*
Leona: 🤨
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: be taken seriously!
Ruggie: HEHEHEHEHEHE
Jack: 😧
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: So back the fuck up!
Leona:
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Back. Up and let me play!
Leona: FINE! Jack, they're on your team
*Minutes later Mc/Y/N/Yuu was knocked unconscious due to a high speed disc coming at their face*
Dividers by/from @/cafekitsune
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(●__●)eyes dont lie guys.. i know u lookin at him 👁️🫦👁️
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Petty MC! #2
Levianthan: sometimes I don't wanna live, I just wanna die-
MC: give belphie a hug.
Levi:...
MC:
Levi: ....I mean-
Belphegor: [somewhere in attic] *sneez* someone's taking 'bout me
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jester!reader who was raised alongside kitana, but always in the position of a loyal and caring servant.
jester!reader who always had a terrible view of themselves and could never glimpse or accept the depth of their achievements or merits.
jester!reader who had peculiar powers, but stood out in the area of healing generated through the melodies of their lyre.
jester!reader who formed a strange friendship with johnny cage and hanzo hasashi (the latter was filled with an overwhelming peace when they tried to cheer him up with generic jokes).
jester!reader who was struggling with their own depression.
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Big brain activity rn >:3
Like imagine your just relaxing on the couch, doing whatever, then out of nowhere you huge ass slasher bf just walks up to you, says he wants cuddles, doesn't even wait for a response then just flops down onto you, basically crushing you under them, lovingly tho
(Michael Myers, Vincent, the predator, Jason, Bubba, my bloody valentines guy, Bo, Otis)
(Based on this image) (me right now)
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Asmo: I like your top, MC!
Lucifer : I have a name, you know.
MC: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this.
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The small cuties decided to look fabulous thanks to Angel dust:
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What if I put a picture of him in my wallet and when people ask I jsut say it's my husband
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The Very Model of a Modern Major General
[Y/N sitting by one of the Diasomnia windows, gazing out at it forlornly]
Y/N, sighs: When will my husband return from the war?
Malleus: Husband?
Sebek: WAR??
Silver, just waking up: Huh? What now..?
Y/N: He’s been gone for so long…
Malleus: I didn’t know you were married?
Sebek: Human, wHAT WAR?!?
Silver: *is terribly confused*
Y/N, sighing more: Sometimes, I can still hear his voice…
Lilia, waltzes in carrying groceries: I’m back!
Y/N, starry eyed: Lilia!~ *springs up and rushes over to him to engulf him in a hug, planting kisses all over his face*
Lilia, laughing: I was gone for only half an hour, my dear.~
Malleus, Silver, & Sebek: . . .
Silver: Ah.
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Bitey child!Yuu: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Grim: ah well, I'm not really a jewelry person...
Yuu: Oh... well you don' have to wear it-
Grim: No! I'm gonna wear it. Forever. Back off.
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