All I want from Deadpool 3 is Wade hitting on Nathan and Logan for 2 solid hours in increasingly vulgar ways
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The fact that they let Ryan out of interview jail and he’s been trending on tumblr ever since is so funny to me.
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ryan saw oliver posting all his thirst traps and decided to follow suit
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picture the trope where A rushes up to B at a crowded bar or club and says please please do a me a favor and kiss me/act like my date to make my ex jealous/make this asshole stop hitting on me/some other urgent reason. who on the Giants, Sharks, and/or Cuda is most likely to be A? who as B is most likely to say sure I got ya? who is most likely to say fuck no? you can answer within each team or across teams, however you like.
omg well first of all I would be remiss in admitting that I sort of wrote this fic with Kris Bryant and Brandon Crawford, when I was deep in my Kris Bryant Is A Giant thirst and very foolishly believed Farhan Zaidi did not want me dead in the delta somewhere, BUT it lacked urgency. also it's not very good. but it exists, as a time capsule...
Giants: I truly believe Patrick Bailey is so goofy in private that he doesn't know shit about fuck but he IS good in a crisis, so he cheerfully kisses the hell out of Brett Wisely when Brett begs him to play along to get this asshole off his back. (ig we're going rookies tonight.) conversely Joc Pederson would say fuck no bc I don't trust him and also the Rogers twins would be too confused to play along appropriately but their corpse-like pallor and dead-eyed stares would get the job done just the same. I love them. Anyway I chose Brett Wisely for A bc sometimes he reminds me of a nervous purse dog
Sharks: this was so hard bc I don't actually know who is on the Sharks...I think Oskar Lindblom is still a Shark?? and I think he would be in a club and some guys would get too weird about him AND! controversial opinion, I think he would turn to Mario Ferraro for help bc no one's fucking with a guy with no teeth even if that guy reviews bagels on Youtube. Mario doesn't kiss him but he very possessively puts an arm around Oskar and smiles with zero teeth. Also Vlasic would say no to kissing, but he does start talking so loudly about water filtration and body decomposition that the guys who were getting too wild with Oskar get freaked out and leave them alone. Oskar is A because he is very pretty and often looks startled
Cuda: Daniil Gushchin needs to make his ex jealous...thanks for being my guy, tall Russian guy with a sweet smile <3 Nikolai Knyzhov is not his guy, he does not want this, his sexuality crisis is private and personal, but when a feral little man is climbing him like a tree, what is he going to do honestly. This guy seems like he might bite hard enough to draw blood if Nikolai drops him?? Guess he's gotta kiss him. This is a crossover bc I just looked at the Cuda roster and Kny isn't listed however it's important to me that Goosh and Kny kiss. Also I think Shakir Mukhamadullin would be so startled he would say no but then he would feel really bad and buy Goosh a drink so the ex gets jealous in the end anyway. I also got in at the ground floor of the Artem Guryev hype machine last year at the rookie tournament and I'm determined to get everybody on fuckin board this year now that he's with the team for real, so I'm saying he doesn't say yes to kissing but he does IMMEDIATELY start swinging, which is not what Goosh wanted, but is, in some ways, even better.
Thank you for asking...this made me so happy to think about...
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I'm not enough of a book purist to not being able to enjoy headcanons, crackships etc (as a matter of fact I do love them). But seeing newbies unironically and completely serious considering aemond to "trying to be the perfect son", or "heleana is the people's princess" or "rhaenyra is calm, collected and strategic", "Daemon is the family's clown, the agent of chaos" legit gives me a headache because they are nothing like that.
And I'm not talking about ppl writing fanfics with this type of characterization, but ppl legit having takes based on the terrible portrayal of the show. And even when they go to read f&b they still have the image the show gave them because they don't seem capable of letting go.
it just feels like Jon Snow/Daenerys Targaryen character assassination all of again.
There are so many people who consider Jon to be basically ned 2.0 and Dany a mad queen-girlboss-slay
I just wish we could seperate books from adaptations. That's all
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Watcher tumblr saw everyone going absolutely feral over this last episode of PH and is now posting clips and BTS stuff like a marine biologist throwing chum in the water during shark week
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The watcher content is becoming like David Tennant's Doctor. A new edition comes out every time a child laughs, and shows no intention of stopping
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mikey way for saturday, william beckett for sophomore slump, now here me out: ryan ross for the take over the breaks over
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I wonder about that (actors memorizing lines) sometimes. My memory is like yours so the thought of doing that in such a short time span would make me so stressed out haha. Props to actors and I know it’s their job to know their lines but HOW??? I find the process of acting/getting into character/memorizing lines really interesting to an extent so I’m always intrigued at the process of it all. The 911 actors are so incredible I would love to watch a conversation with them similar to the Hollywood round table videos that are on YouTube where actors discuss their roles/acting process/etc or actors on actors videos on YouTube where two actors do the same thing
YOU ARE ME!
I'm so intrigued by it all. I think acting is one of the most brilliant, passionate, and human things human beings have ever come up with (next to music) and I love how no actor acts the same. How they can all go to the same schools and get the same education and just apply it in wildly different and unique ways. I would pay good money to hear every single 9-1-1 cast member give a detailed account about their roles: what drew them to those characters, what helps them stay in character, how their IRL dynamics impact the way they play them, etc. Someone get them on a 3hr long podcast stat
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