Me : I love you so much you are so goddamn amazing, beautiful, sweet and everything nice. Don't expect anymore compliments although you deserve them cause I am maxed out.
I'm about to combust my girlfriend is so cute when she says insane stuff to me 、 she calls me a her little puppy and repeatedly tells me how she's gotta lock me in cage and baby trap me .ᐟ .ᐟ
Kinda awkward to break up with your girlfriend but she still follows you on your main social media. If I ever get into a relationship again, remind me to not let them follow me on my main tumblr account