#gi joe | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

1980sactionfigures · 3 days

Text

Tomax and Xamot - G.I. Joe (Hasbro)

#gi joe #gijoe #hasbro

70 notes · View notes

coolcomicbookcovers · 2 days

Text

#GI Joe

21 notes · View notes

transfrmrs · 2 months

Text

Marissa: Care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment? Thundercracker: They're golden retrievers, Marissa. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.

383 notes · View notes

herzspalter · 8 months

Text

Real things that happen in GI Joe

My best friend forced me to watch some GI Joe and here's a few insane things that happen in it:

Baroness is so upset over Destro talking to another girl that she burns down his entire family inherited Scottish castle, and he keeps her because she's a catch

The villains are fed up with Cobra Commander being an inept shit, so they create a new guy made up from the DNA of history's greatest monsters, and are surprised when he turns out to be an asshole

In the obligatory drug episode, Duke's brother and one of the rando villain's sister both get addicted to a made up drug. The villain is very concerned, gets official sick leave from the bad guys, visits her in the hospital and promises her his support no matter what. Duke, the good guy, on the other hand is so upset at his brother for having a drug problem that he basically disowns him and shames him, telling him he's no longer his brother. A real american hero right there

The drug episode ends with the drug manifacturer dying and exploding and a shot of his mangled hand with giant red letters on screen saying "DRUGS KILL"

They meet a shirtless guy shooting a commercial in the arctic who asks them if they're his camera team. He teams up with the Joes and we never see his actual camera team so I guess they died

Cobra Commander is revealed to actually be a snake person in the movie, it's incredibly bad

There's a guy named Snowjob

The entire show is disgustingly Too American, like you'd think that's obvious, but it's even more American than you'd initially think

The animation sucks and that's what kept me going, very funny

Sgt. Slaughter is in this. The wrestler. He's just in this as himself, he says every line like a wrestling promo, he's the most powerful being in the show, it's a rampant self insert and it's kinda amazing

#gi joe #too american to me #like it's funny cuz it's a shit show but #the american propaganda is genuinely scary

536 notes · View notes

browsethestacks · 21 days

Text

Marvel(ous) Marvel UK Editions Of Marvel

#Comics #Marvel Comics #Marvel UK #Marvel(ous)#Star Wars Weekly #Real Ghostbusters #Ghostbusters #Care Bears #GI Joe #Action Force #Marvel Bumper Comic #Defenders Of The Earth #Lady Lovely Locks And The Pixietails #Art #Marvel #Vintage

155 notes · View notes

grimewart · 2 months

Text

first day at cobra

#grimew art #gi joe #g.i. joe #cobra commander #the baroness #destro

217 notes · View notes

belly-buffet · 3 months

Text

Peak Brando vibes… if Brando walked around in his boxers. Which sadly he didn’t

180 notes · View notes

ungoliantschilde · 5 months

Text

Snake Eyes, by Jerome Opena.

#Snake Eyes #Jerome Opena #GI Joe #Comics #Art #Illustration

354 notes · View notes

ploppymeep · 10 months

Text

started watching gi joe last week and im predictable soooo

#my art #gi joe #g.i. joe #cobra commander

443 notes · View notes

tvneon · 6 months

Text

#eating #food #gi joe #80s #1980s

221 notes · View notes

leafaske · 1 year

Photo

A few of my favorite backgrounds I painted for Brawlhalla. :)

#background painting #digital art #jormungandr #kung fu panda #spirit realm #blood moon #synthwave #brawlhalla #steven universe #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #street fighter #gi joe #dojo #tags for everyone!#you get a tag!#YOOOU get a tag!

603 notes · View notes

1980sactionfigures · 28 days

Text

S.N.A.K.E. Battle Armor - G.I. Joe (Hasbro)

#gi joe #gijoe #hasbro

210 notes · View notes

thatfantasylovingdork · 1 year

Text

#funny #GI joe #gi joe a real american hero #cobra commander #tmnt #tmnt 1984 #shredder #transformers g1 #Starscream #transformers #maccadam #80s cartoons #80s cartoon villains

523 notes · View notes

snest0 · 5 months

Text

:3

163 notes · View notes

crisisofinfinitemultiverses · 1 month

Text

Snake Eyes by John Gallagher

#GI Joe #Snake Eyes #John Gallagher

114 notes · View notes

fandomnerd9602 · 10 months

Text

Reunions

Charlie x Reader x Bumblebee

For @deafeningsharkslimeempath

Working for GI Joe as a part of the admin team has its perks. You get to go home at the end of each day back to your loving wife in your cozy suburban home. The hours are the same and you can always count on being back in Charlie’s arms before sunset.

Today you find yourself called into General Hawk’s office. The older gentleman of an officer throws down a file on the desk in front of you.

“You know about the deal we have with the autobots, right?” He says with a cigar in his mouth.

“The bodyguard program, sir?”

“The very one. We’ve selected you to watch over an operative of theirs.” He clicks a button on his desk, the wall behind opens up, exposing a giant military hanger where the Autobots were currently resting.

“This is above my pay grade, sir” you look around in awe.

“Then we’ll give you a raise, soldier” Hawk retorts. “The autobot assigned to you is code named Bumblebee.”

Bumblebee. The name rang a bell. Charlie told you all about her time in high school when she met a robot who disguised itself as a VW Beetle. You couldn’t help but smile.

Hawk guides you up to the titular Autobot, currently doing a series of air punches.

“Bee,” Hawk motions to you, “this is Sgt. (L/N), he’ll be your bodyguard. You’re to stay with him and his family.”

“Hey…there…” Bee’s radio searches to formulate his words. “You can be my wingman, anytime”

“Bee.” You smile as you approach him, “you do sound like a bumblebee”

Bee looks to you in confusion. A little bumble sound escapes his mouth.

“Charlie told me all about you”

Bee immediately jumps in excitement.

“Bumblebee” Charlie’s voice comes through the radio.

“We got a lot to talk about on the way to my place” you smile.

Bee quickly transforms back into the VW Beetle. “Come on…let’s…go already!”

You spent the whole drive home telling Bee all about your life with Charlie. How you met her when she was touring with the Olympic diving team on an USO tour. Your first date with her. Bee couldn’t help but giggle at that part. Your home, her job with the diving team’s administration now that she’s retired. Bee felt so at ease, knowing that his best friend was doing so well.

Charlie was painting in the living room, her mind allowed to flow freely as the Kinks plays over her headphones.

A little feisty kick from her growing belly made her giggle, “I know, Daddy should be home soon. Not even born yet and you’re a daddy’s girl. Well so is Momma”

She hears the sound of a horn honking as you pull up in a yellow VW Beetle. Charlie couldn’t help but get a little emotional. The sight of you driving up in a Bug, especially one that looked exactly like her old friend.

“Sweet new car” Charlie giggles seeing the VW Beetle.

“Makes for a good family car” you retort, “he’ll keep you and our little girl safe”

“He?”

Bee immediately transformed before Charlie’s eyes. Tears began flowing down Charlie’s face.

“Bee!!” She ran to the tall robot. Bee leaned down and gently scooped up his old friend. “You look great! Look at you”

“He’s looking at you, kid” Bee gently ran a finger over Charlie’s pregnant belly.

Charlie giggles, “it’s a girl. Y/N and I are so excited. This is great! Little Hailee will get to know her Uncle Bee”

“Uncle?” Bee responded thru the radio. The yellow Autobot looks to you, “thanks…wingman”

“Welcome home, Bee” you respond.

#gi joe #soldier #soldier reader #charlie watson #hailee steinfeld #bumblebee #bumblebee x reader #transformers #transformers imagine #transformers rise of the beasts #transformers x reader

335 notes · View notes