Jaune:*somehow became friends with the orks tyranids chaos gods and daemons* well this is a weird way to start the day
"Humie!" The Ork war-boss of war-bosses bellowed as he thundered across the palace. "Is been too long, ya git!" Reaching with his mechanical hand, he swept the young man off the floor and into an iron bending hug. The spores and stench of the green being were near overwhelming.
"It's great to see you, too, Gaz!" Jaune hugged back. As he was set down, he continued. "How have the fights been?"
"Borin' as all 'ell." The giant sighed. "Need me a real challenge an I don' think there's a single thing worth a swing."
"Yeah, things are kinda quiet these days." Jaune nodded. "But there's a tournament coming up. Maybe you and some of your best can jump in and show us humies how a fight's supposed to go?"
"HAW HAW HAW!" The giant bellowed with joy. "Maybe we will! Jus' don' go cryin' when we put you humies in yer place!"
"I'm looking forward to it." Jaune grinned.
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The titanic beast chittered as it's talons clacked along the walls of the palace. It could feel the heartbeat of the fleshy thing below. With a ticking sound, it scurried down and towered over the biomass.
"Cheese?" Jaune asked.
Dripping fangs neared Jaune's hand, parting to reveal a sickening stench of death and rows upon rows of dagger-sized teeth. Jaune held his palm flat as the teeth closed against his flesh, wiping saliva harmlessly against his synthetic gloved hand.
It reared it's head back and shrieked out a haunting wail, waving around it's scythe-like appendages with abandon. It nicked a pillar and nearly cleaved it in twain.
"You really like cheese, huh?" Jaune said as he chuckled.
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Jaune sat at the table and sipped his tea. It was a dark brown, and tasted like ash. As he set it against the volcanic glass saucer, he rubbed his thumb against the bone handle. He smiled at the hosts before him.
"This is some pretty good tea." Jaune said. "My compliments to the one who brewed it." Behind the pillar, a pink horror became much pinker.
"Little human, tell us again how many skulls you have taken!" The titanic red mass of muscle and armor roared in it's doninatingly commanding tone.
"I haven't taken any skulls." Jaune answered. "It's not in my nature to defile a corpse so dishonorably."
"Then tell us how many pleasures you've come to embrace~." The lithe pink serpent cooed seductively in his ear.
"I've enjoyed a lot of things so far." Jaune answered. "A little bit of something new every day."
"Sweet child, tell us about the joyous rot you've spread!" The green bulbous heap of maggots and pus hissed from it's rankerous maw.
"The most infectious thing I've spread is a smile." Jaune answered. "And it grows around me every single day."
"Just as I have planned." The blue unknowing thing reveled as it clacked it's ever-changing digits together.
"Of course." Jaune answered. "And if the plan fails, there's always a backup plan for the backup plan."
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In 40k you have both intense relationships between brothers ocrrupted by demons and the humans trying hard to fight for themselves, and it's all super deep drama and all that shot. Then you look slightly to the left and you have the one sided Bromance of Ghazgull and Yarrick that's so engraved in the community that Orks players were sad when Yarrick died.
Yarrick is great.
Lost his arm to an Ork Warboss, then killed the Ork Warboss and took his claw arm as a replacement.
Took advantage of their war stories of him, such as hearing he could kill with a glare and then outfitted his cybernetic eye to shoot lasers.
Gets captured by Orkz, and while he was expecting to be killed, Ghazgull actually lets him go cus in the Orkz' own words.
"Good enemies are hard to find."
And then becomes worshiped as a God Of War by the Orkz, after he's killed.
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yes I’m sure that this character is very “deep” and “complex” and “filled to the brim with narrative purpose and is tormented by it” but you simply must understand. Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka is simply cooler and better.
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Just started reading Prophet of the Waaagh! and I’m entranced by the main cast, you got old lady Inquisitor, Rune Priest, Psyker Ogryn, and Spy Ork
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I didn't know that Ghaz was actually a ship name. Thank you for educating me on that. I will still think of Warhammer 40k when I read it, unfortunately. 😭
You're good, anon!
Thanks to your previous ask, the Thraka sammich is now a thing to me lmao.
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thinking about the inevitable, massive WAAAGH against Angron for killing Commissar Yarrick
like
i cannot express how fucking happy i would be to see Ghazghkull goddamn Thraka make THE Champion of Khorne eat shit, holy hell
just a hoard of Orks going full-on doom guy, tearing apart daemons left and right
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C1 for ghazkull!!!!
Slutty Clothes Meme ***No longer accepting*** (I had this and one other in my inbox for a few days.)
Took me a bit because of the different models for this guy (and all the augmentation).
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