[ID: Ten gifs of Stan Pines from Gravity Falls.
1. Stan stands outside by the forest, facing Dipper and Mabel. Caption: “Eh, this seems like the kind of thing a responsible parent wouldn’t want you doing. Good thing I’m an uncle!”
2. Mabel, Dipper, and Stan stand in the yard of the Mystery Shack. Mabel asks, “Grunkle Stan, is that legal?” and Stan responds, “When there’s no cops around, anything’s legal!”
3. Stan sits in a booth in a diner at night, eating a taco. Caption: “I don’t know, we’d have to break in, and— Just kidding, let’s break in!”
4. Young Stan, about Mabel and Dipper’s age, stands in front of a boarded-up cave. Caption: “Good thing you’ve got your smarts, Poindexter. I’ve got the other thing. What is it called? Oh right! Punching!”
5. Stan is in his living room, talking on a landline phone shaped like a hamburger. The person on the other end of the line asks, “What would you do about the crime in Gravity Falls?” Stan says, “Wait, do you mean crime in general, or just the specific crimes committed by m—” Before he can finish his sentence, the phone cord is cut, and he looks down at it in surprise.
6. Stan talks to Dipper outside, between an RV and a quaint house. Caption: “Hey, jerky is just a term non-jerks use to badmouth innocent jerks!”
7. Stan stands in front of the TV in the living room. Caption: “You know, studies show that keeping a ladder inside the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That’s why I own ten guns... in case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder!”
8. Young Stan argues with Ford in the portal room. Caption: “You think you’ve got problems?! I’ve got a mullet, Stanford!”
9. Outside the Mystery Shack, a group of black-suited agents arrest Stan, pushing him against the hood of a large black car as Dipper and Mabel watch. Caption: “I don’t understand! What did I do that warrants this much arresting?!”
10. Stan sits on the couch at Gideon’s house. Gideon stands facing him with his back to the viewer, and says, “You will all pay recompense for your transgressions!” Stan raises an eyebrow and says, “What, you got like a word-a-day calendar or something?”
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