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marvel-lous-guy · 2 years
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Villain: *webbed up and hanging upside down* Come on man, let me down! Have a heart!
Peter: I do have a heart! I can't remember where I put it... but I do have one!
Villain: *genuinely scared and disgusted because spider-man can take out his organs and live without a heart*
1 week later
Daily Bugule News: Speculations have started that Spider-man is a robot, or he is an inhuman who can remove his organs and must recharge his heart every week!
Avengers: *watching TV* *Whispering* what the fuck?
Steve: *quietly* language
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feelingsareforweak · 7 months
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I have seen a lot of Irondad and spider son aus which are great cures my depression, reduces my acne all that jazz but listen,
Peter parker! Tony stark science clone, like maybe somebody (cough sheldra/ oscorp cough) gets wind of Howard stark having a special place to store his brand new super soldier serum ("you will always be my greatest creation tony") and like somehow they like get tony's blood/semen to make a perfect soldier, test tube babies made and experimented on (bonus if results in horrifying diseases, body defects, cross animal genes showing up etc etc) and then a stark dna is brought and baby is made and it kind of results in okay baby? Like a human looking baby, no genetic deforms or serious genetic defects AND has a very active brain activity for something not even 6 months old but u know the baby is kind of weak and under weight and has tons of allergies maybe diagnosed with long term asthma and other normal defects found in normal babies but not in the experimenter so scientists are getting so excited that they are so close to getting perfection that next one is on but somehow they get bursted? Idk what happens but in the end two of the main scientists end up with that baby who like in the end up decide to raise the baby to see what may actually happen to this baby and also like to kind of avoid suspensions so two birds in one stone or more like two problems in one baby raising
The baby is named Surprise Surprise you got it right Peter and to avoid suspensions Mary marries Richard and like move in near his brothers house where they often take peter to baby sit along with his wife may cuz they are often busy with work and all that jazz so peter never really knows his parents or his condition at all
In the end after their death all he knows they were never there for him and ben and may were always his parents anyway
Fast forward to peter getting a spider bite and ben dying and becoming spiderman but tragedy tragedy may dying within a few months so during cps evaluation he finds tones of file about himself and getting an identity crisis cus he is a genetically modified a goddamn tony stark clone who going by the files should not be in any way alive but he is. Peter is both horrified fascinated and disgusted with himself and having a quater-life crises at this and kind of like spirals?
(I mean not really but mild horrified fascination that he is a clone!! of Tony Fucking Stark!!!! And he has genetic mutations!!! Enhanced abilities!!! Cuz ill be real if he is a bit on the animal side he may not really get human morals and shit, I want him a bit more on animal side here like he is sunshine daisies but not really understanding of concept of human moral compass cuz his brain was experimented on early and his iq is size of fucking mount everest and he is bored in high school)
Fast forward six months of foster care with ned and post civil war era where Tony doesn't recruit him cuz spiderman started late and is not really on his radar where SI is giving out free scholarships partnering with MIT, Harvard and other big college names that i have not researched enough to name rn and peter applying to it.
Cue ppl being horrified of this pint sized kid blowing all the tests and exams out of the wind and being like this is so freaking easy wtf is this what college teaches nowadays I don't even want to go to college if this is what it is. Scientists are screaming, professors are crying And some of the ug students are throwing up cuz like that was one of the toughest tests I have ever studied for and written in but this chilli sized horrible puns shirt kid comes and does this what even is his life now!???
Now this small packet is blowing college courses like one blows the wind and obviously this gets Tony's attention and somehow he gets roped in mentoring this kid but he is fucking hot mess who has 101 health problems and don't even ask bout his mental or emotional health okay but somehow he agrees okay
Now Peter is in foster care and doesn't want ppl to know he is spiderman (here spiderman is kind of criminal, he steals, he threatens and blackmails ppl but he also saves ppl in broad daylight, helps tourists find directions, helps grandmas cross rides, climbs trees just to save kittens stuck up there like a weird mix of vigilant, assassin and hero who is never known to kill but always subdues cuz he learned that human lives are precious that needs to be preserved after taking away his only source of maral compass and care and love after discovering his science experiment of existence ) so he graduates high school at 14 and gets bachlers from MIT, Harvard, Cambridge in STEM subjects with the young minds programme at the age the age of 15 and is on fast track of getting atleast 5 phDs by the time is of age to vote.
Tony is fascinated and worried for this kid who has managed to become his personal intern but his heart melts everytime he sees hero-worship in the kid's eyes for him, The hot mess™ Tony goddam Stark cuz it doesn't matter if he is a Tony Stark clone, he has always looked up to him from the time he remembers and Iron Man had saved him in Stark Expo okay don't judge him he is still 79.45% human and technically Tony Steak shout be his father anyway
Somewhere along bi weekly lab days and constant checking on this kid who is a star wars fanatic, makes absurd snack monstrosity to eat, is a total lego nerd and being a weird teenage mess this orphan of a kid makes his way along his non existent heart and discovers his genius of an intern is a stupid teenage dressed in onsie that fights crime on daily basis while making bad jokes and help everyday ppl but spiderman maybe loved by Queens but spiderman is kind of criminal so Ironman publically takes Spiderman under his wing.
After all this shit imagine Tony discovering his wayward son's origin story and imagine Tony being emotional mess but Peter is like its okay I'm alive I'm fine but tony is like no its not. It's a rollercoaster mess of emotions, discovering what it means to be a human, forming relationships, real life communication and identity crisis where in the end its kind of ambitious with morgan being born and all that Irondad and Spiderman fluff and jazz
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Finding Home: Chapter Four
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🌟 New Chapter! 🌟
Rating: T - mild swearing Ship: Gen Summary: "Peter felt like he was going to throw up. This was a bad idea. This was such a bad idea.  He looked up at the massive glass building before him. Stark Industries.  His fingers curled around the straps of his knapsack. The weight of the knowledge contained in his backpack was insurmountable."
// Peter applies to join the Stark Industries Young Minds Program, knowing that doing so will reveal his true parentage, something he was still trying to come to grips with himself. Links: Ao3
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i-ate-the-rats · 7 months
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hehehehe oh shit indefinite sad dark shadow (⊙ˍ⊙).
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megamindsupremacy · 1 year
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You know, our natural assumption is that Peter Parker is just SO genius and crafty that at age 16 he developed a web formula in his high school chem class that even twenty years later teams of scientists can’t replicate with millions of dollars in supplies and equipment but like. No offense to Peter but no 16 year old in a high school chem lab could outsmart 20 years worth of technological process+the greatest chemists of their generation+millions of dollars in funding. My theory is that Peter’s formula is so basic (but ingenious!), using such shitty supplies and equipment, that no scientist worth their degree would even consider trying to replicate the formula with his methods. He accidentally took the Glass Onion route to outsmarting these guys which was “just go dumber” and it’s worked for literal decades
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azrielsdiary · 2 months
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Always an Angel, Never a God." Always the admired but never the loved. Always on the stage but never where the light shines. Always on a pedestal but never the one marked with the promise of First.
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mccromy · 6 months
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Sure sure, ooc-ness is natural and normal in fandom, as it is ignoring canon elements that you disagree with or plainly dislike.
But you are aware that that wildly inaccurate interpretation and despiction of your favorite character, with little to no basis on the canon material, that ends in creating a version of said character that only lives inside your head, means you don't actually like that character at all? Surely you realize that?
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asterthought · 3 months
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Disney princess and the frog x Parksborn (This is giving me butterflies in my stomach)
Harry asks Peter for a dance but Peter shys away because he doesn't know how to dance, but Harry swiftly forces him anyway.
Perhaps I got a little bit too excited with this request, even if I used the scene of The Princess & The Frog as a base, the dancing reference, and the general vibe I was going for were from Can I Have This Dance? From HSM3 and So Close from Enchanted <3 (I had those two songs + Ma Belle Evangeline playing ON LOOP as I was drawing)
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Full page + angsty caption ⬇️
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"Well, MJ is gonna marry one heck of a dance partner..."
— Peter.
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idk-bruh-20 · 2 years
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Irondad fic ideas #20
Peter gets hurt. Bad. Once he's finally released from medical, he still has to be observed, so it's decided that he'll stay with Tony at the tower under the constant watch of FRIDAY. He ends up following Tony around, though, because his dad mentor is a paranoid bastard man with capital-a Anxiety. No one remembers to tell either of them that today is bring your kid to work day.
Bonus:
Peter is great with kids and ends up entertaining a few of them during something boring. When an adult approaches and asks who he's with, he gestures to Tony.
All of SI is surprised but immediately assumes they're supposed to just keep this on the downlow. Tony's actions and words all day with Peter do absolutely nothing to discourage the idea that this is his son.
When the two finally realize what's been going on, we get that beautiful moment where Tony doesn't seem to mind.
(Even better if Peter then has to convince Tony that he also doesn't mind.)
Inspired by this art by @msquared1414 and also by this fanfic by @superherotiger
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mendokayalways · 10 months
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I feel like I’m late to this understanding but I suddenly realized that I love Orym so much is because he is the Peter Parker figure of the group, not just Spiderman in terms of his abilities but also Peter Parker -- the little guy, the one with the family (some gone, some he’d give everything to keep alive), the Tragic Figure who grapples with holding onto kindness every single day when he’s been dealt so little of it, the guy who’s sweet and makes dumb jokes and is protective to the point of talking shit to the BBEG’s face and taking the hits so people can get away (literally Goading Attacks), the guy who likes pie/pizza, the guy who’s constantly in awe of his friends and finds joy in the little moments because he has to.....I’m in Pain
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pumpkinrootbeer · 11 days
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Things I think about all the time regarding Peter B is how a lot of his movement feels almost like laziness but it's actually just an absurd amount of skill and experience. he's been doing this longer than anyone else there, so he knows how that villain speech is going to play out, doesn't look when he fires a web because he knows exactly where it's going to land, and he's absolutely able to predict where Miles is going to go and catch up to him when no one else can. because peter b has been at this longer than everyone else there and it's literally second nature to him. give me more middle aged experienced superheros please.
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marvel-lous-guy · 1 year
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Peter: You're so dumb
Harley: my mom says I'm smart! Does your mom say your smart?
Peter: Well I've been a little too busy to get out my ouija board recently!
Harley: Oh that's a great comeback! Really smart! Unlike you!
Tony: Hey, hey, hey! Why are you guys fighting?
Peter: Harley blew up my volcano for the science fair!
Harley: So!? Elementary school kids can make a volcano!
Peter: But this one exploded synthetic lava! Now there is a hole in the lab table!
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lifeonmvrs · 6 months
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i wonder what he’s listening to?
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inktober day 2: spiders
[Image Description: digital line art of spider-man. he is visible from his bust up and is hanging upside down while wearing wired headphones. the background has some doodles like spirals, irregular stars, a spider web, music notes, and a spider hanging from a thread. /end ID]
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emma-d-klutz · 11 months
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Raimiverse Peter and Harry became besties in high school in the early 2000s. Webbverse Peter and Harry were long lost childhood best friends who turned 18 in the 2010s. My point here is the timelines match up that both sets could have been bonding over the same pop culture at the peaks of the friendship.
Either pairs could have seen Legally Blonde or Donnie Darko in theatres together. Either could have listened to Blink-182 and Good Charlotte. Both must have overplayed the classic Earth anthem, "Toxic" by Britney Spears (2003) to each other.
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peterparkermans · 9 days
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Guys I don’t mess with politics okay. Lemme say that. But I’m in class and just realized we gave peepaw access to lasers and nuclear warfare. Are we gonna die?
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riddles-n-games · 7 months
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As a fan of the MCU and The Inheritance Games, it is a funny thing to say one of my most favorite and most disliked characters are both billionaire geniuses and they'd probably have an interesting showdown. To clarify; I love Tony Stark and I could care less about ToB1aS hAWtH0rNe. Start laying down your bets because these two have billions to gamble and the world's their playground but they aren't real, just fictional, so we make them bend to our will using our imagination. They both have names starting with Ts, they have brilliant teenage boys as their protégés, although, in Tobias's case, Xander is his actual grandson while Peter is not even Tony's son. The two also happen to be philanthropists, tech innovators, and helping cultivate the world in different ways. However, where one is a superhero with the motivation to save the world and change it for the better, the other stole another's fortune with a gamble on an invention and then left his own to a seemingly random girl who he brings in to play therapist for his grandsons after his death. However, it can't be said that these two didn't love the respective kids in their lives and that despite the mistakes they made with them, they still wanted the best for them, just very differently. Tony and Tobias also have their similar villains that they kept in check, for example, Iron Monger aka Obadiah Stane was essentially Tony's Vincent Blake and both these adversaries happened to be their mentors and older men. The wayward son also seems to be part of their character arcs except, Tony was that son himself while Tobias had Toby to fill in that role and there were major cover ups regarding something about the parentage and/or heritage with a murder/assassination story to go alongside it all. Oh, and probably the most ironic thing of all is that they are both dead but I will never cry over Tobias only Tony because that death from Endgame is still too fresh on my mind. I would just love seeing these two battle it out in a game of wits, morals, and ethics and for Tony to just completely decimate the old man while Xander and Peter would just be in the background completely ignorant of this while they talk about their inventions and discuss their favorite movies which, of course, include Star Wars.
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