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guys, ned fulmer is a Gemini. Of COURSE he cheated on his wife
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Millennials complain about analog horror like "it's only scary to stupid zoomers who never had to watch VHS tapes!" Not realizing a. The target audience is older gen z who most likely did watch vhs's in some form in their youth, making it horror derived from nostalgia. Or b. That millennials shit their pants with fear everytime a B movie horror flick plays a scratched up record on a gramophone. Yall be listening to tiny Tim and getting shell shocked
#local 58#the analog horror slander needs to stop#every generation thinks theyre the unique ones when in the end were all the same#youre just looking at your past and denying that it was you#analog horror#twf#the walten files#gemini home entertainment#tmc#the mandela catalogue#insane ramblings
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♊️ Gemini Rising ⬆️
by speechless /@smokingluckiesalltheway (Tumblr) / @0__Speechless (on X/Twitter)
Words: 23k
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Summary
Louis might as well give it a shot.
Maybe - just maybe - if he starts crossing boundaries in the same reckless way Harry does, that lunatic will get the message.
So he starts invading Harry's space any way he can think of.
He bites on his toast while Harry is speaking, he tears his morning tea out of his hold and he only hands him back the mug when it's empty, he steals half of his boxer briefs, he walks into the bathroom while Harry is peeing, he even uses his toothbrush right in front of him.
When Harry's phone buzzes, Louis dives his hand into his pocket and he reads his texts out loud.
When Harry's sleeping, Louis shoves his door open and asks him if he wants a snack.
Louis is really trying.
Like, really, really trying.
Too bad it's not working.
Or a fic about Aquarius!Harry and oblivious!Louis as roommates, but also about the dangers of microwaves, lack of boundaries and a goldfish named Larry.
#i have a tag that's named speechless has never written a bad fic#it still holds true#i loved this one#sort of enemies to lovers (one sided enemy lol)#but warning#a lot of aquarius slander coming from louis#since i'm an aquarius i'm of course going to tag it#aquarius slander for ts#i loved it very much#sort of a crack fic#speechless has never written a bad fic#fic rec#gemini rising#speechless
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pisces placements rly are the most "you'll never know how i really feel about you" sign.......... the image we show u depends entirely on *you*. on how you treat us, how trustworthy we feel that u are.... we mirror ur energy back at u. if ur superficial and don't have any sort of emotional depth, neither will we. if all u talk about are ur emotional troubles and how sad u are, we'll be there to empathise and relate to u. you wouldn't know that we actually don't even like u. water is a reflective surface after all
#u can slander geminis all u want but pisces placements are the True sneaky chameleons who dont show u whats below their surface 😭#im definitely guilty of this myself but its not rly a bad thing . its just how we are#we dont often show our true selves bc ppl cant grasp our real personality#we change too often. we're too dreamy. we aren't part of reality. and ppl don't know how to react to that#so we hide that self of ours and only show u want u want to see#we need a lot of alone time to just detach from the world. and some ppl dont like that#we can appear very detached! but it doesnt mean that we are#ppl expect too much from us when all we want is to sit quietly and be stuck in our heads all day#no we dont want to go out. we dont want to talk about politics. we dont want to know about your grades. we dont care about trivial things#tell us about ur dreams...tell us what ur favourite songs are...show us ur true artistic side (everyone has one)#if u come into my dms to ask me about school and jobs and whatnot im swimming away asap#those arent real things in my life 😭 i have no answer to give u...and i dont want to come up with lies just so you'll accept our answer#am i making any sense??? idk#ask us about our ideal world instead of the real world#we don't like the real world
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a friend of mine assisted me in discovering dazai’s a gemini (bc of course he is) so here’s this entrance exam blurb between him and my actual favorite blonde bungo man
kunikida: “so when’s your birthday?”
dazai *smuggly*: “june nineteenth.”
kunikida *trying his hardest to actually get to know dazai*: “of what year….?”
dazai *being mr. oh you want to get to know me lol good luck*: “every year”
kunikida *snapping his pencil in half* “alright mr smartass- get out!”
#of course he’s a fucking gemini#kunikida my beloved#will they ever hold a peaceful conversation#hell no- at least not on my account#ship post and shitpost#kunikida thinks dazai’s handsome#silly little thing that is backed by the fandom wiki if you’re feeling so inclined as to look it up#they’re all i think about#dazai really thinks he is that bitch#he isn’t#dazai slander (not)#the armed dumbass agency#dazai needs to see himself out before kunikida throws his notebook at him#please save kunikida#bungo slay dogs#bsd dazai#bsd kunikida#i love them and therefore will write about them#kunikida needs a kiss (from me)#mwah to all of them#bsd incorrect quotes
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somehow knowing aaron taylor johnson is a gemini just makes so much sense. and it hits different because same.
#hey twin#no Gemini slander here#yes I am#I will never get over this lmao#aaron taylor johnson#aaron johnson#atj#bullet train tangerine#tangerine bullet train#tangerine#love it
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my big 3 🤸♀️
#by ashleybobaxter on insta!!#i acc am obsessed with my own big 3 lemme not lie even though everyone SLANDERS my gemini moon#i acc like my big 6 but my venus sign catches sm heat too and my mars like fuvk off. shut up#taurus#gemini#scorpio#zodiac art#astrology art#astrology
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My dumbass deleted your ask🫠🫠🫠
But yes I wanted to edit it and say the showering things is cause I went to boarding cause I realized how weird that sounded😭😭💀💀
And aw thanks🥰🥰🥰 what’s your zodiac?
no worries!!!! i’m a gemini!!!
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the roommate update™️
og roommate (🥰): capricorn sun, libra moon, capricorn rising
me (#2): aquarius sun, taurus moon, libra rising
new roommate #3: aries sun, aquarius moon, cancer rising
new roommate #4: ??? didn’t ask
the cardinal signs are all in!!! and we all have cardinal risings having a great time 🥺♥️
me and og roommate having strictly air and earth in our big 3 then #3 roommate comes along with fire and water like 🤪 BFKCNFJCN she’s really refreshing and funny!!! #4 is a little shyer and doesn’t actually wanna be here but she’s okay too ❣️
#also why are ppl still saying cancer risings are overemotional or crybabies#like i’ve never believed it but how do u still believe that#roommate 3 does boxing and was in a uniform group lmfao#and let’s not even talk about the libra/gemini slander#m#talking
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Broke: asra isn’t written well or fairly
woke: asra is actually written perfectly because this is just what geminis are like
#sorry for mid afternoon gemini slander but i’m like this website’s oracle of delphi i speak my truth and piss everybody off#asra alnazar
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ew a gemini
imma pretend like u joking fr cause i almost said something rlly mean 2 u
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always keep in mind daniel césar martin brühl gonzález domingo is a gemini
#do whatever you want with this piece of information#but i think we should keep that in mind#nO GEMINI SLANDER here tho#it makes sense he’s a gemini#and now it’s gemini season#and his bday is way too soon for me to process#so mHH#daniel brühl#daniel bruhl#daniel brühl nation#once again i’m shitposting
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when is all of ur ocs birthdays...
Percy and Van do not have birthdays by dint of being weird supernatural creatures for whom time passes differently; however, Percy's fake identification lists his birthday as 'April 29th' and him as being 32 years old. Van doesn't even have fake identification.
Thorne doesn't remember his birthday; dates get a little fuzzy out on the open sea!
Rose's birthday - January 17th
Teddy's birthday - August 3rd
Constance's birthday - September 15th
Lucas' birthday - July 10th
Cass's birthday - June 1st
#cass is a gemini. obviously#🦇 pip ocs#although been thinking of tacking a few more years onto percy’s ‘human’ guise….#late 30s instead…..#hmmm#(i am also a gemini so i get to slander them)
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3/8 girls on the wilds are canonically scorpios
#not sure what to do with this information but i wanted to remind everyone#i think at that point they shouldve just said fuck it lets make em all scorpios#maybe one gemini for flavor#are scorps and geminis the most unfairly slandered zodiac signs? lets discuss#yes i have both of them in my big three <3 oops#anyway sorry im not actually an astrology bitch i swear#i just enjoy confirmation bias#the wilds
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