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science-bastard · 6 months
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i bend sexily over my lab bench to jot down a data point but my assistant doesn’t notice because they’re too busy drawing little faces on the test tubes and making them kiss
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Mad Scientist Wrapped
This year you:
Laughed nefariously 489 times.
Concocted 52 evil schemes.
Made 52 inators.
Were Defeated by heroes 52 times.
Asked out Heroes 26 times.
Were rejected by heroes 25 times.
Asked out then got seduced by Secret Agent Superspy and tricked into going on a date where he tied you up and foiled your evil scheme 1 times.
Got 306 new hypnotized evil minions and fellow villains on Tumblr!
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deathpov · 20 days
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these bitches seeds gay. good for them.
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almond-tofu-chan · 1 year
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UPDATED GAY GAME DIAGRAM™️ 1.2
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Patch Notes:
Added the following requested games: Beacon Pines, Skyrim, Don’t Starve, Bandori, Wandersong, Psychonauts, Dragon Age, Fallout 4, Child of Light, Dishonored, Death Stranding, Lobotomy Corp, Library of Runia, Earthbound, & Cyberpunk 2077
! RANDOM DISCLAIMER !
This is great I’ve never heard of like half these games I had to look them up I’m learning of so many new games this is so fun. Pleas keep sending me more and more of your obscure gay games and I’ll keep adding them.
(Also some games requested were already on here it’s very squished I know but squint real hard)
FINAL VERSION
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seizethenightagain2 · 10 days
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Rob Anderson Appreciation Post 💜🏳️‍🌈
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Extremely handsome and hairy 🤤 comedian best known for his viral recaps of 90's TV shows.
🏳️‍🌈💜🏳️‍🌈💜🏳️‍🌈💜🏳️‍🌈💜
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An out and proud gay man who’s “Gay Science” book and tour ask questions like “Why can’t gays sit in a chair properly?” 🤣🤣
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A beautiful guy both inside and out by all accounts
💜💜💜💜
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Plus ….. he can move 🤤🤤💜💜
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lisalosingstreak · 6 days
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In Wednesday S2 our favourite girls realised that bedtime cuddles work really well for their shared PTSD following the Crackstone night.
After a couple of days Wends says “I have read that to calm newborn babies skin on skin contact is preferred, maybe that would work for both of us to speed up our recovery?”
Enid: “S-so y-you are saying we should take our clothes off Willa?”
Wends: “Yes Enid all of them to gain the maximum benefit. I can get the scientific papers to prove it to you if you would like.”
Enid: “So are you saying this is just science to you?”
Wends, smiling very very slightly: “Yes Enid. Science.”
Enid, ripping off her bra: “I fucking love science.”
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taintedmind666 · 4 months
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“Really? You would do that for me?- uh- or- with me?” I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
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uiuishii · 5 months
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Lae'zel and Shadowheart.
Just sayin'
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newtlesbian · 9 months
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what if we were gay scientists who did a silly little slapstick routine for your amusement. like bunsen beaker muppets or pinky end the brain. or those pacific rim guys
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labrat-heart-emoji · 1 year
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Hi mad scientist side of tumblr. went to a science museum today. Got the stickers in the first image :3
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science-bastard · 2 months
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are they… y’know… *mimes vivisecting someone* lab partners??
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IF SUPERGUY DIDN’T LOVE ME THEN WHY DOES HE KEEP SENDING ME TO JAILS HE KNOWS I CAN EASILY BREAK OUT OF AND PERPETUATING THE CYCLE OF VIOLENCE INSTEAD OF KILLING ME OR HELPING ME SEEK REHABILITATION FOR MY MAD SCIENCE MENTAL ILLNESS? HMMM???
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What would that accomplish? Even If I got the jump on them I only have tiny twinkish nerd arms and my mortal enemy is a big, strong, buff, burly, man who.... uh...
I NEED TO GO TO MY WORKSHOP RIGHT NOW
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Rob Anderson 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈
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The gorgeous Rob 💜 Tik-Tok sensation, comedian and creator of the hit show “Gay Science” 💜 🏳️‍🌈
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hereforthepotions · 1 month
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Both queer people and cheerleaders were invented when mathematicians discovered that heteronormativity is unergonomic, as putting the larger partner(s) on the bottom and the smaller partner(s) on top allows for a more structurally sound pyramid.
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