can anyone tell me why i enter the grocery store a normal person and emerge as some sort of vile ravening monster
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"I'm going to play Dark Urge, I'm going to play a Drow, I'm going to play a Half Elf Cleric of Selune-" No. I grow tired of filling Faerun with hotties and encouraging my party's fatherless behavior.
To remedy this I have made Your Dad, the ultimate 1:1 replica of the average New Jersey father to save the realm and put a stop to my party's sad, horny business.
And before you can even ask "oh what is the Guardian Your Mom or something" of fucking course she is you fool
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The strength economy is in shambles.
100% Karlach just thinks a deathmatch is a fun friendly time
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reddit is still free. also tbh good riddance for the op
edit for everyone who is confused: shart is shadowheart, people shorten her name that way as a joke on reddit
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Somebody translated the infernal runes face tattoo that you can put on your character and the runes on the forhead literally just spell "forhead", the runes on the nose spell "nose" and the runes on the chin say "chin"
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